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[ghostorbz]

INVADER ZIM HEADCANONS BECAUSE. YAAAYYYYY

!! some zadr !!

Main characters:

-Irken show affection by entangling their antenna together. So Zim wraps his antenna around Dibs hair spike

-Zim shoplifts candy from the store (and Dibs fridge) other times he gets Gir to steal stuff

-Once Dib ate cup noodles for 3 weeks straight. He hasn't done it since

-Dib still has the snarl beast

-He's also very good at drawing, most of his drawings being of him and Zim

-Dib probably gets dizzy when he stands up too fast

-Gaz and Tak like playing games together, Tak is super bad at them though

-Gaz is really into robotics, that's why Professor Membrane doesn't pressure her into science like he does with Dib. In fact she programmed her "security" plushies all by herself

-Gaz HAS and WILL doxx people

-Gir and MiMi are very lady and the tramp coded

-Gir would be best friends with Jenny Wakeman

-Gir CONSTANTLY steals drinks, not only from people he knows either. Like in a restaurant he will just take a big sip of someones drink and walk away

Other characters:

-Zita is a theater kid, she puts the most effort in school plays compared to everyone else

-Carl has literally anything and everything in his beanie. Need a spare pencil? He's got it. Need a notebook? It's in there. Need a bag of chips? You know he has it. But he won't ever give it to you. Like Pinkie Pie except Carl isn't helpful

-Gretchen actually can tell really good jokes, she just doesn't tell them

-Jessica and Letty are lesbian I swear to god they are

-Poonchy is a lot like Tobias from the amazing world of gumball except maybe a little less mean

-Mr. Elliot is Ms. Bitters son, he likes being around her so he got the same job as her (despite her protests)

-Mr. Dwicky probably killed that guy in the vents. Among us imposter ass

-Miyuki and Sporks tallest uniforms seem to be slightly different than Red and Purples, the slight adjustments are there to prevent Zims monsters from eating them

General:

-Hugs from behind are very beloved since you're basically hugging their PAK which is like, their everything

-Irken relationships are heavily looked down upon until they are officialized

-Tallest DNA is used for reproduction by being put in a lil tube until a smeet develops

-Tallest colors are passed down (I don't reaaally headcanon this but I think it's a cute idea)

(Not super invader zim related, but it's one of my favorite headcanons)

-Alien hominid landed on earth after the Irken empire took over his planet. He really hates Zim

(I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT ALIEN HOMINID so like, sorry if I'm ignoring already established lore idk)

[mantisgodsdomain]

Hello followers we read a really good fic so we're here, on Tumblr dot com, to make you also read it. Trust us. It's a Rain World one-shot at barely over 12k words. There's scavengers. There's incredibly good character voice writing. There's attempting to learn a language while recovering from the robotic equivalant of a traumatic brain injury. It's good. You should read it.

(every single link on this post links back to the exact same fic, but just in case, we've also converted this entire aside into a link to the fic. Trust us it's a really good fic)

[food-lover9000]

Fuck my “love language” might be gift giving but specifically of the character merch kind

[shuicheese]

i want a (SFW) capitano dakimakura bc i can at least explain that to my parents

[terrminallycapricious]

((yall my ear infection IS STILL here and now im getting fevers 🧍‍♂️ i have To Doctor

[automatisma]

Went to bed thinking about steamed eggs, dreamed of steamed eggs, woke up and went to buy some eggs to make steamed eggs, actually tried to make steamed eggs for lunch and got hit with the fact that without a steamer you won't be able to cook them decently.

[ntaras]

photo of son

[risingsunresistance]

wait this is actually a fantastic idea, it would be great for ppl who werent around for dante or ironman players. but since we know items can actually CHANGE when they go to/from the rift (the description of the item inverted sirius gives you is different depending on where you hold it), i think it would be neat to just make it become the dante talisman when taken to the overworld. would also make dante/bacte seem more linked than they are currently, bc right now it's just a vague hint that they sorta might be the same guy maybe

[il3x]

@lakesbian if nathan 'landmines' vasil was on earth aleph he would fall for the online cult run by Onision Jack Slash

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

today in “things i could have bought but didn’t”

wimpiest sewing machine of all time

one of the coolest rolltop desks ive ever seen, modified for the modern age

really specific kind of guy died

knife stand (no knives included)

platonic ideal armchair

if this painting was not literally crumbling before my eyes like an indiana jones villain i would have coughed up the $15

[kissmehardy]

New law that anyone who works in an office cant have an opinion on my job because they fundamentally cant understand what im doing

[nyansupi]

m still so mad they aired the granada sherlock series on tv and I completely missed it by a small margin now I can never watch it on tv

[autisticlaezel]

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[thermesiini]

going to press the detonate button if i can’t get a hold of some matcha next week

[naomiknight-17]

This is a travesty. A crime

I finally find the perfect cupcake to make into a tree topper for my baked goods-themed tree (for next December of course) and it does not ship to my country

Blasphemy. Evil. Homophobic

[naoke666]

If you get people leaving constructive criticism on your fanfiction, don't listen to them. Instead send them my way. I want constructive criticism. PLEASE give it to me. I want to grow and develop and become more powerful.