#obsessed w these thank u marc

[moonshynecybin]

@tartquez here with a mermaid Marc au question but only if you want to! ✨

After he does his deal with the devil to turn his tail into legs in exchange for his voice, are there any particular shenanigans you think (mute bambi-legged) Marc would get up to?

scream if we ARE doing the full little mermaid with mute marc, he would SO annoyed that he cant talk everyone around him's damn ear off omg... hm i like him talking/being irritating…. im gonna let him keep his voice. for this the witch fucks up his arm or smth.

so marc gets his legs (wildly traumatic experience), passes the fuck out on a piece of floating decrepit driftwood like that first scene in pirates of the caribbean, and gets rescued by vale's crew (cele sulking moodily in the crows nest like uh GUYS? when he spots marc. who is of course naked and gleaming in the sun like a piece of gold.) and the academy boys pull marc's body limp from the sea, and when marc wakes up it is to the loose shirt and rakishly raised brow of the famous captain valentino rossi... literally like THE guy who he got legs for (in all universes marc starts doing dangerous stuff bc he sees vale doing it when he was younger and falls head over ass in love w him lol)… and he has to think up a cover story QUICK

of course as we know, vale is the most curious man alive. so when this hot (weirdly familiar.....) mystery man is deposited on the deck of his ship two weeks away from any land with no clothes, no nearby ship wreckage to explain his presence, and seemingly no memory whatsoever, hes like okay. you can hang for a bit until i figure you out. at least until we get to land— but you also have to make yourself useful :) (in my head he’s so charming about this offensive even if he’s like. implicitly threatening marc a little lol) and marc gets bored easily so i think he folds himself into the crew p fast after that… there are scenes of immediate flirting (marc comma shameless and BOLD. hasn’t really figured out the clothes thing). there are scenes of marc not knowing how to use a fork because he is used to using his sharp teeth and nails to simply rend sushi to shreds. there are scenes where pecco and luca pull out their fiddle and flute for the crew at the end of a long day of raids and the marc stares at them like hes under a spell because they dont have that kind of music under the sea. there are scenes of marc being deathly afraid of the ocean because he cant swim now (thrown in as a prank and vale rescues him ? perhaps ?). there are scenes of marc being surprisingly, viciously good at sword fighting (makes vale even MORE suspicious... like okay he is definitely not a two bit merchant deckhand lol) and them shirtless and sweaty in the hot sun spending hours trying to get one over on each other. marc staring at fire like hes never seen it before. him and celestino pranking crewmembers. an ache in his chest when he thinks about alex. counting his toes because they’re WEIRD and learning how to PEE and learning how to JACK OFF. and most off all falling harder and faster than he thought possible and vice versa... truly nothing vale likes more than a surprising little puzzle who is obsessed w him, even while theres a voice niggling in the back of his head that the alien way marc cocks his head and stares rings more like a shark than an amnesiac sailor...

UNFORTUNATELYYYYY for vale and marc, part of the reason marc excels at sword fighting is because marc IS the prince of the mermen or whatever the fuck. and his spell has a two week time limit to find true love before his arm (getting weaker every day) is permanently FUCKED (really bad when you live in the ocean or simply lead the kind of life marc marquez does) and he has to slink back home to papa marquez and all the boring, safe trappings of being royalty (PAUSE: santi is sebastian. thank u). so alex shows up trying to bring him back, but marc doesnt want to go (starts 2 become guilty about foisting this on alex) and cant swim like this anyways (scar on his arm getting bigger comma. new legs), and then vale CATCHES THEMMMM talking late at night when everyone else is in bed and he remembers all the stories about sailors being dragged to their deaths (true. lol) and remembers the glittering flicker of marc's tail after he pulled him from the sea twenty years ago and all of his suspicions at marc’s ability at violence. and then its a huge fucking mess.

[mars-ipan]

hi marbles (ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ) moobles . mooglie marpple marce spray marrrrrsssss

nyaaa so hii rolls around in ur inbx vwv squishes u so like. Okay give me a moment i am actually the worst with words so im kinda out of my element here .. >_>

i think u r sooooo very cool like for real and honest. likeee meeting u on the confession blog was very nice and even if u only liek. Actually know me now bc i wasnt paying attention whilst out a festival , im glad 4 it ^w^ but hey word that was like omg 2 months ago now? isnt that cray... im glad i was able 2 help u out w. everything being a little Less scary ynow ynow even if it was just some asks here there i ammm seriously glad,, i know hospital shit is scary esp with the potential of dying so i am like Really seriously glad u didnt. like eek! we got this illness crew bumps arms

ewewe and yk u have helped ME out aswell . which like i dont talk super much of but vwv like . Squirms. okay so like ive been able to Stop caring so much about people like worrying my head off about how they think of me and just being able to Exist . and other things but like. holds up my shaking paws ^3^;;

whagever mind beams u my affection because i am soooo hard at expressing it. if the whole stalking ur page all the time didnt express it hashtag enoughies vov whagever crushes u like a bug and keeps u in a jar forever and ever. peace out vwv i can be awkward with sentences because i know itllmake sense to u u just seem to Get what i put down vov nyaaa bye bubbas

hajime because i cant help myself

GWAAAAHHH @//~//@ hi miceys……. mousey mice… squeak squeak (<- mouse noise)… did you know you would be killing me dead when you sent me this this is so sweet. weh i’m flustered hold on .

you’re also super very cool… if it isn’t obvious that i think ur sick by the fact that i am slowly absorbing all of your speaking patterns bc i’m obsessed with them then i’ll say it directly as well. i think you’re awesome and funny and clever and all that good stuffs… waah

and genuinely thank you again for the support when i was going thru all of that. it is. REALLY fucking scary i’d never been that ill in my life. and knowing there were ppl out there hoping i was well made me feel a lot less alone so um. uh. thank you for making me braver <3 illness crew yay!!

and i’m genuinely really glad to hear i’ve been able to help you in any way!! part of why i emphasize the whole Be Yourself thing so hard is bc i spent many years of my life trying very hard to make myself perfectly palatable for everyone around me. and that like. Sucks. it’s not fun. and i don’t want anyone else to have to go through that. so i hope that by being as unapologetically myself as i can be i can inspire other ppl to be as unapologetically themselves as well… very very happy to hear that i’ve at least somewhat succeeded in that :]

this was genuinely really really sweet of u and has made my night. fighting for my life not to make a stupid joke and ruin the tone of this but NO i can be SERIOUS and GENUINE and give/receive affection without distancing myself with a joke. i can do it. um anywho. this was really really really nice i’m really glad to hear you hold me as highly as i do you ^_^ whenever people are niceys to me i run in circles like this

[the-force-awakens]

i was tagged by @roseoswiins, thank you dear!

currently reading: i am in between books atm (i did download happy place by emily henry tho so we'll see if i get anywhere with that)

last song: i will be real honest w u. i have not listened to any music today outside of in fanvids. in that case, it might have been good grief by dessa? idk it's all a blur.

currently watching: rewatching moon knight with @hermitmoss and I've also been watching [redacted] with my mom every week.

current fic: ...i have been rereading a lot of marc fics.....

writing? HA....haha.....*cries* so many. I've got two poelya fics in my wips, a friendship fic between poe and one of my qpp's ocs, uuuuuuuuuh.....oh wait shit three poelya wips. and i also want to write something for my marvel oc. no i cannot write canon fic anymore, yes it does annoy me, moving on. i feel like i'm forgetting a wip too....yeesh.

next on my watchlist: finishing up my rewatch of moon knight, continuing my rewatch of some aos episodes, annnd watching tdp with braigwen.

current obsession: right now? moon knight. specifically marc. i am being very normal about this rewatch SOOOOOOOOOOoo totally completely normal i prommy.

[memory-vauit]

Another sketch page but this time for @memory-vauit who enabled me so much. Feeling a completely reasonable amount about these two still! ID under the cut:

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[theladyofskeletons]

Miraculous Seijoh!

– (an IwaOi MLB!au)

Starring Iwaizumi Hajime & Oikawa Tooru as Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Adrien Agreste:

Iwaizumi Hajime: proven to be a great leader many times, he knows how to lift spirits up. Unlike Oikawa, he shows his emotions easily, no mask to hide behind. I’d like to think he has a secret interest towards design & graphic design ig. He is the only one who can keep chaton!kawa in check let’s face it. Also kiddo used to collect bugs back in the day: b u g bo y

Oikawa Tooru is like Adrien in many ways, including the hair style. Just like Adrien, Oikawa puts up a facade in public, smiles and waves everywhere, fake smiles most of the time. They both have their fan clubs and Oikawa is the flirty, cheeky type as well. but also v strategic too

Enter Matsukawa Issei & Hanamaki Takahiro for the roles of Alya Césaire & Nino Lahiffe

In canon Mattsun says it that he is glad to not be friends with Oikawa so he’s the Alya of relationship. Remember when Makki went “No Oikawa, don’t do anything, we’re so close to finishing up” but Oikawa opens his mouth and it all ends in tears? Yeah, Makki calling Oikawa on his bs out more please!

These two run something similar to Ladyblog but with more memes, fancams, lq edits and all. These all require footage though... They don’t go around chasing battles obv but somehow the battles always find them so they make use of it. Probably the first ones to discover Iwa and Oikawa’s secret identities.

How can you have early MLB content without Chloe Bourgeois & Sabrina Raincomprix, or should I say: Ushijima Wakatoshi and Tendou Satori:

"You should have come to Collège Françoise Dupont” and so Oikawa comes when Ushi gets too persistent. Chloe was obsessed with Adrien and in a way... so is Ushi when it comes to Oikawa...

In this dynamic these two have a balanced friendship. tendou is usually the brains of their plans pranks. (Iwa, Mattsun and Makki hate the pranks more than anything, Oikawa thinks they’re all planned by Ushi for real...)He convinces Ushi that they’ll get Oiks attention with this prank finally! He lowkey wants Ushi to stop chasing Oikawa and see what’s in front of him cough himself cough

Juleka Couffeine & Rose Lavillant the iconic lesbians but now they’re Bokuto Koutarou and Akaashi Keiji

Bokuto gets his emo moments, Akaashi is his sunshine, roses, rainbows and anchor, i won’t explain further or this will get too long...

Finding good matches for Luka and Kagami were hard (since Iwa isn’t that close with anyone): Kageyama Tobio as Luka Couffeine and Kuroo Tetsurou as Kagami Tsurugi

Kageyama and Iwa probably share more of a sibling dynamic (at least on Iwa’s side I’m sure, i’m not keen on shipping Kags w/ seijoh 3rd years) Oikawa doesn’t see that though. Oiks & Kags are in a musical/setter rivalry but Kageyama knowing Iwa and spending time with him? Jealousy ensues...

Kuroo and Oikawa meet during a lab mandatory class one day and hit it off right then and there. It’s mostly banter and occasional flirting though nothing serious. But people who don’t know Kuroo may take the flirting serious (Iwa) jealous iwa-chan hours [open]

Daishou Sigoru as Lila

He is cunning, he has his ways of getting things. He can lie and manupilate others to achieve what he wishes. Kuroo already hates him. (I will probably add more later on...)

Yahaba Shigeru as Wayhem

Looks like Oikawa, is also a setter in HQ, can act like Oikawa sometimes... Oikawa probably adopted him during his 2nd year, you can’t tell me otherwise. 

Nishinoya Yuu, Hinata Shoyo and Tanaka Ryuunosuke as Alix Kubdel and le Chien Kim:

both Noya and Hinata fit the role and personality of Alix a lot. Plus imagine them with the rabbit miraculous, yeah... 

And how can you have Noya without Tanaka? Karasuno jocks for miraculous jocks, it’s as simple as that. (i will add more)

Daichi Sawamura and Sugawara Koushi as Nathaniel Kurtzberg and Marc Anciel:

(not sure which is which) Daichi seems to fit Nathaniel more personality wise. They’re both more noticable compared to Suga and Marc at first. while the latter lay low until provoked.

But Suga hits me as the more artistic type + I can see him with a crush on one of the superheros (probably Oikawa this time) (i will add more)

For the rest:

Ukai Ikkei &  Yasufumi Nekomata as Hawkmoth &  Nathalie Sancoeur

Aone Takanobu as Gorilla bodyguard

[also thanks to @wing-dingding for replying to post that started this au and helped me assign some HQ characters to miraculous characters]