#obsessed and proud 🤪

[synintheraven]

In today's episode of More things absolutely no one asked me to share; an offensive ammount of Arnas/Sihtric pics which I used/considered using for my A(r)na(s)tomy Book project hehe

[kdelarenta]

something something poppy being defined by everything but her actions something something

meet my mc's:

name: poppy vesper

li: creon levesque

story: embers of hope by @embersofhope-if

[lunaticamic]

find yourself a sports nerd. really

[23victoria]

Hecate Moon ✿

charles leclerc x emo/rock!musician!reader

summary: charles leclerc and his sexy musician girlfriend

warnings: cussing, sexual innuendos!

authors note: anon here you go 🤍!! sorry if this isn’t that good, it was kinda rushed, i’m so sorry!! girls are all from pinterest!! sorry for any typos!! any feedback is appreciated and please like, comment, and reblog!! hope you enjoy!!

f1 masterlist

hecatemoonig

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something’s coming 💋✨

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username11 i’m so ready!!!

username22 the album is coming yall!!! 🤭🤭

username81 holy fuck!!!

charleslecerc they not ready 👀

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y/n_ig

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💫🖤✨💋

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charleslecerc get you a girl that plays bass 🤤

username81 your so hot my lord 🥵!!!

username7 in y/n we trust 🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎

stany/n mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry, mommy

charleslecerc i’m in love and obsessed with you 😍😘

↳ y/n_ig @.charleslecerc i love you my sexy boyfriend

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hecatemoonig

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album beauty and dreams out tomorrow 💫

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username55 finna be on replay 🤪

username777 i need it to be tomorrow already 😭

username17 omg i’m so ready 😤

username72 AHHH ITS ALMOST HERE!! 😩😩

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hecatemoonig

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album out now 🖤💫

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username86 my life is better now

charlesleclerc so fucking proud of you guys!!! 🥰

↳ hecatemoonig 🖤✨

username22 this is going to be amamzing

username67 MEDDLE ABOUT FT. CHARLESS?!?! WTF?!

username47 OMG THE TRACKLISTT?!?!!!

username69 FUCK YESS

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charlesleclerc

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@hecatemoonig ablum is out now!!! so proud of this piece of art it’s incredible!! also my favorite person on earth @y/n_ig has a song with me in here 😉😘

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username01 we love a supportive boyfriend 🤭

username21 streaming now!!!

username31 omg!!! charles is on the album!!!

username10 holy fuck I’m so excited!!!

username91 im so fucking ready for this album

y/n_ig love you sexy 💋

↳ charlesleclerc @y/n_ig love you too baby 😘

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hecatemoonig just posted a new story!

charlesleclerc just posted a new story!!

hecatemoonig

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energy was fucking amazing tn!! we love you!!! 🖤💋✨

username11 i need another concert, last night was one for the books frfr 👀🤧

charlesleclerc my girlfriend is fucking amazing 😍

username9 yes yes yes!!

username1 fucking epic!!! i can’t wait for the tour!!! 😘

username7 was fucking amazing!!! 💫

charlesleclerc just posted a new story!!

hecatemoonig just posted a new story!!!

y/n_ig & hecatemoonig & charlesleclerc

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meddle about video out now with my sexy ass gf @.y/n_ig 😉💋✨ had a blast filming this one 😘

username1 holy fuck I’m so excited!!!

oscarpiastri that video was unholy, yall are nasty 😓

username2 ik this about to eatt

username5 the tension in the video whewwww 👀🤧

username8 they are so hot 🥵

username4 i love them 😍

landonorris get a room my god 😀

© 23victoria 2023-24 I all rights reserved. do not republish, steal repost, modify, translate or claim my work as your own

[happeehippie]

instagram j.b.

summary: follow along with joe and his fiancé evie as the go through his football career.

*face claim is Yasmin Quintana*

series masterlist.

breezyevie

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breezyevie: i’m proud of my joey, win or lose you’re my guy forever. until next season. ✌🏼

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user: those penalties at the end were BS!!

> breezyevie: you said it !!

user: you are cringe garbage

user: not you dyeing your hair before the biggest game of the year.

> breezyevie: maybe it was bad luck.

user: thank you for bringing such positivity to fan base

user: i love you and the bengies so much

> breezyevie: i love you!

joeyb_9: special season. thank you for being there, you rock ev. ❤️

> breezyevie: special guy. 🤍

user: i can’t believe that you’re joe b girlfriend

millyg: you’re cincy’s hero.

> breezyevie: you’re my hero.

joeyb_9

liked by nfl, bengals, and 1,739,927 others

joeyb_9: Back to work.

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user: keep shining joey, you’ll be back next year

user: now i can block evie till next season, i only follow for you.

breezyevie: you are the most inspiring and dedicated person i know. i’m obsessed with you.

> user: girl we know. get a life.

user: i’m calling it now they go undefeated next season

user: we will be back. WHO DEY!!!

user: this had me tearing up

> breezyevie: i’ve cried so much. just let it out.

user: does this mean that ur cringy gf won’t be posting you anymore?

> user: y’all love to hate on a girl for living her life.

breezyevie

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breezyevie: life update for you stalkers. 🤪

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user: gross

user: that drink looks so good

> breezyevie: it was amazing!!

millyg: i still can believe i wasn’t invited

> breezyevie: don’t hate me. 😅

user: clout chaser

user: you’re my idol

> breezyevie: stop, my heart will explode. 🤍🤍🤍

user: imagine joe b is ur man?

> user: and she’s so average..

user: i already can’t wait to see your game day fits. is it september yet?

user: please quit posting with joe, i’m trying to forget you’re the one who has him tied down.

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: preciate all of the fighters that didn’t beat me up this weekend. @ufc

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breezyevie: it’s the bucket hat for me

> joeyb_9: just call me joe buckets

> breezyevie: gtfo. 🤣

user: coldest qb

user: stupid pic

user: didn’t know joey b was chill like that

user: why didn’t ev go to the fight?

> user: no one wants to see him with his busted gf

> user: they’re engaged now

> user: that’s even worse

lahjay10_: no ev slander around here

> breezyevie: you’re my favorite. 🤍

breezyevie

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breezyevie: is she a nascar girly now?

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user: i hate when ur posts come up on my page

user: a post that isn’t about joe? *gasp*

joeyb_9: you’re just the coolest person i know.

> breezyevie: it’s natural swag

user: iconic look

user: fine i’ll watch @nascar now

lahjay10_: she drive that fast car

user: is this why you weren’t at ufc with joe

user: are you going to become an influencer now

user: omg look at you!

user: i wanna be you when i grow up

> breezyevie: be better than me! be YOU!!

user: what a sellout. quit piggy backing off of your bf and get a real job

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: Today and always… Happy Anniversary Ev, your gift is this pic on my feed.

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breezyevie: thanks for being you and for being mine.

> user: all of the “joe never post her” commenters, refer to the above photo.

> user: i liked it better that way

user: he deserves so much better

lahjay10_: there’s no joey b without ev! happy anniversary.

user: no way he’s got a gf!!!

> user: they have been together for like six years? like how did you miss that?

user: that should be me

user: when he didn’t post her i could pretend she didn’t exist

user: happy anniversary to my mom and dad!

bengals: Happy Anniversary to Jovie!

user: break up with her, i’m hotter.

breezyevie

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breezyevie: some randoms of my jb. im so lucky that i fell in love with someone who became hot and famous. my life is brighter with you in it, happy anniversary baby.

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user: i can’t wait for this wedding

user: ev is always clutch with the unseens

joeyb_9: hot, famous, and taken. it’s you and me baby.

user: mother has fed us today

user: it’s sad that she limited comments

> user: i never thought id see the day that comments would bother her, she’s got thick skin.

> millyg: sometimes it doesn’t matter how thick your skin is when the whole internet is shitting on you just bc they want your man.

breezyevies ig stories:

[fhrlclln]

Could you write Miguel hates everyone but you please.

miguel o’hara x spider!gn! reader

ANONNN YESSS, the thought made my toes curl how he’d automatically go soft on you at any moment LOLLL, like his annoyance would fizzle out just one word or glance from you (basically i want him obsessed with me 🤪).

｡･:*˚:✧｡

if you knew better, you know well not to get on miguel’s nerves.

he’s a busy man, stressed and fighting his way through his mission of keeping the multiverse in-tact. lyla once said that he wasn’t all like this before, just that everything had weighed on him the moment he discovered what keeps every spider-person’s dimension stable, learning from his own personal mistake. basically, you think the spider-society’s leader is kind of… unstable? kinda, if mentally but overall, you think he just hates everyone.

it was common to see him snapping at people, mostly the ones who get on his nerves frequently. but most of the time, he’s strict and scarily assertive when it comes to normal matters that need his guidance. everyone in the spider-society don’t really care if they pissed their leader off in some way but they were aware not to push his buttons. they just kinda wished he was more fun since they deemed him as the only spiderman who isn’t ‘funny.’ hell, everyone wanted to see if he’d throw that attitude away for once.

but maybe he did.

it was subtle, subtle you couldn’t even make it out.

“a new suit you’re building?” miguel’s shoulder’s tensed at the sudden boom of your voice, yet instantly he relaxes as you hop of the ceiling to stand by his side while he works on his own suit. “hope i’m not intruding.” you quickly follow up, realizing your mistake of not knocking or something.

“in the progress, yes.” miguel says, without much sarcasm or annoyance. you relax as well as miguel continued on working, not minding you were here it seems. he was quiet as you knew, you knew from observation that he liked working alone most of the time.

“that’s cool! how far are you enhancing from this suit?” you asked, utterly excited now as you gesture to his original suit. miguel seems amused, as you expected him to shut you off or ask why you were here but he merely chuckles, liking your curiosity.

“way far, trying to improve it’s durability and other things here and there, sensors, these web wings...” he gestures to the material underneath the armpits of the suit. a fine light byte material as you noticed. “and more.” he looks down to the other parts of the suit, proud.

you hummed, taking the to admire his craftsmanship. it certainly was a big change to his suit now as you can see, the color theme was changed as well, incorporating white in it but still had that usual tone. your eyes wandered, taking every little detail until one had your eyes widening.

“are those… boot jets?” you bend down to take a better look, as the suit was situated by wires, hanging a top.

“yes. for boosting flight speed mainly.” he says, grabbing one of the soles as he shows it to you. your eyes sparkled as you touched it, amazed how a booster could fit that small.

“amazing, miguel! wished my suit was capable of that.” you smiled as miguel shrugs at it, though a small smile is graced on his lips from your compliment. “what else are you innovating?”

miguel gestures to the wrist of the suit’s gloves as he picks something off the table from the side to show it to you. it was small arachnid shaped objects he presented as he demonstrates it by flinging it off way up as he shoots it with his laser webs causing a small explosion to occur, making you jump.

“explosives—“

miguel lets you take one of small explosives from his hand with astonishment as he softly explains along what they are. “prototype explosives. yeah, they’re something i’ve been—“

“what are we talking about today?! i just heard an explosion, i thought we were keeping it baby-proof here, miguel!” peter’s cheery voice suddenly took over as miguel let out a tiny exasperated sigh at the sudden intrusion. you waved in greeting as the father-daughter duo made their way towards the two of you. mayday happily napping in peter’s baby sling.

“there is no such thing of baby-proofing a lab, peter.” he grunts, resuming his antics as peter cooly dismisses his unwelcoming attitude. his face remains passive yet his tone was off, you noticed. “what do you want?”

“important matters. sorry for intruding whatever you two are doing, was it serious?” peter takes a knowing glance at you as you chuckled.

miguel rolls his eyes. “it was not—“

“it’s no big deal, peter. was just stopping by for miguel.” you smiled at him, looking back at miguel as you sensed some serious matter was going to be discussed as you excused yourself now. “i’ll be heading back now. miguel, if you have the time i’d love to hear more of the suit.”

miguel nods gently, the sudden look of annoyance dying down from his face a bit as you waved goodbye to peter, not forgetting to whispering a bye-bye to mayday as well. the two men stood in silence as peter seemed to catch something on as miguel went back to his desk, resuming his work.

“so, you really don’t hate everyone, huh?” peter starts, amused. very amused at the sudden subtle change. amused as well that he just won the bet that their leader didn’t hate everyone in fact.

“what does that have to mean?” miguel raises a brow at the assumption.

“oh, i don’t know… but, well for one, you aren’t that snappy at them than to me and maybe so on…” peter says mischievously, looking back to where you exited, chuckling as he smirks as miguel catches on with that implication and the tease. the tip of his ears heating up that as he turns his back at him.

“stop assuming things, parker.” he says defensively, peter raises his hands in defense as well, yet still not letting it go for a moment before they finally talk about the more serious matters. though, his mind yet ponders at what truth was said. it wasn’t that true that he hates everyone… everyone just annoys him but, yeah…

maybe he does like you, it seems.

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i want him fr

[ellaenchanting]

Hypnovember 2023 Master Post.

This year was my 5th Hypnovember! To be honest, it felt particularly hard-fought since I had a lot of life stuff happening in the background this month. (Nothing traumatic, don't worry.) Still, I managed to write about 10,803 words, record almost 50 minutes of audio, and pay tribute to a lovely friend. I'm likely not doing daily prompts next year but I'm glad I ran this marathon one more time. 5 years is a respectable amount of time to do anything so- I'm proud of myself.

Everything I wrote/created is below! Use these icons to find what looks interesting to you:

Icons- 📰- story 🔊- audio ✅-recommendation list ⭐-Ella's favorites 😍- romantic 🌈- queer 😴- regular ole’ hypnosis 🛀- brainwashing and/or hypnotist in a tub 👻- spooky ❓- bad or reeeally questionable consent  👨‍🔬 -science! 🤪 -crackfic #-#sceneideas 😭-feeeels  🦄 -mythological creatures   🔥 -explicitly sexy  🔁 switchy switches 😵‍ -intelligence play  🫥-amnesia 🏴‍☠️- Our Flag Means Death fanfic ☕- comfort 🤏-tiny fic 💌-poem 🚫- denial or teasing 🪞-autobiographical or contains autobiographical elements 🧲 old timey mesmerism

Day 1: Dazed 🔊⭐😴

File description: One Take Wonder induction designed to remind you that going into trance isn't difficult at all.

It's OK.

Just drift.

Day 2: Brain Drain M/m(/m) 📰 😴 🌈😍 🔁🏴‍☠️☕

Choice quote: "Izzy grinned too, feeling oddly proud to be trusted with this quiet moment. He and Ed had never been conventional. Maybe it was OK that Ed and Stede weren't either."

Day 3: Coils (Author/you) 📰 😴 🤏☕

Choice quote: "When I say 'my words coil around you', it IMPLIES control but what it really gives is permission. "

Day 4: Denial 🔊😴🔥🚫

File description: "Denial. That's it. That's all the description you get."

Fun fact: Unless you want spoilers- then head over here

Day 5: Maid (The author/you) 📰 🤏🛀

Choice Quote: "What if you could clean your home and clean your mind at the same time? "

Day 6: Soul Contract (Being/supplicant) 📰 🤏🦄🤪

Choice quote: "So- you say you'll give me your free will?"

Fun fact: This is secretly Good Omens fanfic about Aziraphale (with the serial numbers filed off).

Day 7: Repetition is Hypnotic 🔊👨‍🔬

File description: "Repetition is Hypnotic- what it says on the tin"

Day 8: Addicted (M/f) 📰 ⭐❓😭🛀🪞

Choice quote: "It felt like being owned. It felt like love. Then just as surely as the flood started- it stopped."

Fun fact: This was NOT a fun story to write, partially because it dug up some of my and my friends' worst experiences. I'm glad it's been helpful for some people who have been in some really bad situations, though- I'm hope I did you all justice. You (and we all) deserve so much more than this.

Day 9: Erased (?/f) 💌🛀

Choice quote: "That had all been/Erased"

Day 10: Confidence (F/f) 📰😴🌈🫥❓😍🤪🧲

Choice quote: "'No,' interrupted the young mesmerist. 'I mean- I know this is quite unusual but- I find myself quite fond of you, Harriet.'

Day 11: Attitude Adjustment/IQ Reduced (M/f) 📰⭐😴😍😵‍#🔥

Choice quote: "'That's good, honey,' he encouraged. 'You don't need to think right now. I've got all your bigger thoughts for safekeeping.'"

Day 12: Hyperfocus (The author/you) 📰😴🤏👨‍🔬

Choice quote: "I know you can focus, but can you HYPERfocus?"

Day 13: Smile (Being/f) 📰🤏👻🦄

Choice quote: "It made her smile."

Day 14: Impossibly Deep (Person/person) 📰🤏❓🛀🫥#

Choice quote: "'Not possible to be this deep, isn't that right?'

'Mmmm not possible. Too deep.'"

Day 15: Shatter 🔊👨‍🔬🛀

File description: Just a quick loopable file with a nice "shatter" mantra

Day 16: Sex Obsessed ✅🌈

Fun fact: Recommendation list of my favorite content from my friend @sex-obsessed-lesbian

Day 17: Corrupted (M/f) 📰⭐🤏❓🔥#

Choice quote: "'I can give you what you want," he said, silkily. "All the submission. All the pleasure. Everything you've been dreaming of...All you need to give me in return,' he continued, 'is your 'no'".

Day 18: Pet 🔊☕😴

File description: I'm a bit sick so- did some nice self hypnosis around the idea of being pet.

Day 19: Elevator (F/f) 📰😴🔁#

Choice quote: "Have you ever ridden the Tower of Terror at Disney World?" Ivy asked.

Day 20: Transformation 🪞⭐

Choice quote: "She didn't know that something could be both campy playacting and extremely real at the same time-the feelings, the bonding, the lingering effects-all of it."

Day 21: Forget 🔊🤪🫥👨‍🔬

File description: "Similar to the style of Samsung's website that helps you forget TV series you've watched, this file is designed to help you forget all of my Hypnovember content for this year- so you can experience it again for the first time!"

Day 22: Hypnotic Hands (F/f) 📰😴#🌈

Choice quote: "But mistress could make anything hypnotic. And today she had made HER hands hypnotic too."

Day 23: ...And Back Down 💌😴😭

Choice quote: "...And back down"

Day 24: Ready to Play (F/m) 📰😴#🪞🛀🚫

Choice quote: "The slight curve of her lip indicated she had something in mind but- had it started?"

Day 25: At Peace (Being/f) 📰🤏👻🦄

Choice quote: "It was useless to fight against it- although in the beginning she had tried."

Day 26: Shadows (F/f) 📰🌈🚫🛀

Choice quote: "Those shadows of her former self were still there- they helped make her who she was now. Who she was now, though, was happy."

Day 27: Shiny (F/m)📰🤏#😴🛀

Choice quote: "The leather boots weren't 'shiny, shiny' like in the song, but it didn't matter. "

Day 28: Workout (F/f) 📰⭐🛀🚫🔥🌈#

Choice quote: "'I'm going to challenge you a bit today, ok?' she says. 'Are you ready for that?'"

Day 29: Wholesome (The author/you) 📰⭐😂😴☕🪞

Choice quote: "It means something to us, and thus it has meaning"

Day 30: You Win (F/nb)📰😂😍😴☕

Choice quote: "'Hmph,' they responded, grumpily. 'I know what you're doing.'"

I'm entirely a hobbyist content creator and work primarily for feedback and belly rubs. :) (I do take tips on Ko-fi though if you're feeling generous!) If you liked anything I made this month, I'd be really really delighted to hear about it. Hell, I'm delighted to hear constructive criticism as well- anything to know this isn't all going to into a void somewhere. Reblogs are also very much appreciated.

That being said- here are a few people in particular I want to thank for your encouragement, your inspiration, your cheerleading, or just generally for helping get me through the month- @thekinkycocktailclub @mentat101posts @jam-and-stuff @linnybeenaughty @sex-obsessed-lesbian @theleeallure @tennfan2 @spiralturquoise @daja-the-hypnokitten @misscammiedawn @royb8772 @hypno-potion @hypno-sandwich @wellgnawed @redriotwest @egur19 @mozart32 @mys-oleander @sleepwithgiggli @telephonetrance @dommestic @subbypuppy (I know I'm leaving a bunch of people off so- I apologize if I am and know I still appreciate you a lot.)

Extra special shoutout to @emptyofbrains2 who has not only given me lots of great feedback but has also written a lot of her own great stuff this past month. Check out her Tumblr if you haven't already!

Stay tuned to this space for- whatever it is the future holds. :) I'm excited- I hope you are too.

Thanks y'all :)

[youremyheaven]

https://www.tumblr.com/youremyheaven/759169554091065344/btw-that-san-obsessed-anon-is-me-princess-anon-i?source=share

Hi baby. I think you should talk to him and tell him you felt that day and then block his number but it's all up to you. Don't do anything you're not willing to and I'm so proud of you babygirl. Love you ❤

im gonna mention a few things that stood out to me as 🚩🚩🚩just so i can remember it and maybe itll help someone idk, but i have 2984646 things going on in life rn and if i make a list and post it here, itll help me to not let it slide or take him back

he held my neck??? in a way that made me uncomfortable

he slapped my body without asking me

he grabbed my hair in a way that hurttt

in general, the way he was touching me was hungry sex crazed animal coded

so he used to do this to my face a lot whenever he met me and he generally loved to kiss me all over my face except this time, he did this and then he took a swing of his other hand as if he were going to hit me 💀💀and i dodged his hand away obviously and im not entirely sure if it was just a playful thing or what 💀and then he said "you're so cute like a little kid, it makes me want to slap you to death"💀💀💀 and he said 😅😅haha you activate my cuteness aggression 🥰🤪🤡and i was like 😳😳,, and then he bit my cheek?? (did not hurt) and he started squishing my cheeks and kissing my face and tried to pass it off or whatever i guess. then he shook me ??? the way we sometimes shake kids by the shoulders??? and i could see this weird evil gleam in his eyes where he seemed so aggressive and bullish and he was just like "i dont know what to do with all your cuteness 😈😈" 💀💀i literally do not know why he was acting like he was possessed by a pedophile's ghost but when i tell u, i saw cruelty in his eyes and i trust my gut. all that 8h stellium in his chart and man's hiding some fcked up shit in there

also thanku anon for ur kind words. i cant risk talking to him because i know he will manipulate me 😭😭😭lots of love to u and i hope ur well <33

[unicornmachine]

I am forever obsessed with the moral struggles of Marshall Lee’s character. Half demon, vampire, raised by an increasingly crazed ice queen/ chaotic literal she-Satan… it all points to a stereotypical dark BAD character, but it would be too easy to make him a villain… instead his human half drives him to want to do and be good, but in a way I think he finds this shameful, so he wears his bad boy persona as an armor. However, his bad boy routine is such bullshit even oblivious and gullible Fionna can see right through it.

I think this is another reason why he would be so enamored by Fionna. She's not afraid to be her true self like he is. She wants to do good, so she does, and she’s proud of it even if it’s embarrassing or lame. He’d haunt her like a ghost, complete baffled that she has no shame in her authenticity. It’s adorable and another reason why Fiolee is the GOAT to me.

(The same would obviously apply for Finnceline, but as I mentally live in a [very dirty] Fionna world… 🤪🐰)

[hellastress]

STEREOTYPE ABOUT MY CHART THAT DOES MAKE SENSE

Sun in 2nd house

I love to brag my shit! I like wearing expensive stuff and won’t stfu about it because i want people to acknowledge my possession and the value of the things i own, it makes me happy because it is also tied with my self esteem that put me in a state of main character syndrome

Expensive = self confident

Moon in taurus

My obsession with comfy stuff should be illegal, if i ain’t comfortable with what i’m wearing, with who i am with, the environment i’m in then the last thing you will hear from me is nothing because you will never see me again! All i want is to be surrounded by beautiful things, and being uncomfy is the last thing i will never want in my list, i’m very stubborn about my opinion, and by being known as snobbish, has rbf, unapproachable typa person; i also notice this with other taurus moon, i guess it has something to do with being an earth sign haha

Moon in 10th

Gosh, being in public is one of the most stressful situation i have to go through, i literally need to mentally be prepared whenever i go out because i seems to influence the emotions of the people around me, my friends notice this thing about me, they said that i have such a unique aura or “air” bc i seems to influence the mood of the people or room around, if i’m sad, they will get sad and it’s making me frustrated bc now what 💀 I resent the authorities and my father i never get along with them, i felt like they will/are trying to control me, my dad hate it when i act goofy or even loud in public like i embarrassed him infront of his people and then get super proud when i achieve something bc for him, i carry his name and his reputation within me

Virgo stellium

You get the idea, yeah, i’m obsessed with cleanliness and being clean all the time, i literally can’t sleep or do my stuff in peace if i saw even the tiniest dirt, i like minimalist stuff, cleaning is one of my stress reliever (so goofy 💀) and it’s true i have stomach problem (and what about it!) and it has something to do with the fact i carry various medicine in my bag because i am hypochondriac, it’s also not helping being an anxious overthinker which one of the traits i hate being mercurial too

Venus in 3H

Asthetically pleasing hand writing? Absolutely, i lost count how much i receive compliment about my penmanship but i never got to understand why, it seems a messy cursive style, i am also has a thing with twisting and using words to charm people off because we are sneaky mf’s 🤪

Mercury in Virgo

Nah, i am not smart, i just overthink a lot and babbles too much, saying lots of uneccessary word and unsolicited advice like who tf am i? But i gotta agree mercury in virgo is a blessing and a curse to have, i’ve met my people, those who ace their exam, saying they don’t study? Best believe they are true haha we are so good at analyzing that it almost natural for us to know it all without actually knowing it and i have no idea why!

Part 2

[redfurrycat]

🏆🤪✈️Top Gun Brainrot ✈️🤪🏆

I would NEVER have thought going to the cinema for Top Gun Maverick (SEVERAL TIMES) would make me OBSESSED on a gollum-level. What Top Gun did to me is - crushing on Iceman, crying over goose, awing at planes, and following tom cruise's career. Basically. On the other hand, Top Gun Maverick made me jump into actually making content for a fandom. (Besides fangirling over HIGH-QUALITY MOVIE and wonderful fanfictions of course.) Famous last words. I'm super happy it happened though. I love playing with the characters and putting them in different verses. Oh. And I started writing too.... Working on the Stargate, White Collar, Peacock, and Middle Child AUs for now. Ô Guardian Angel watch over me and send heeeeeeelp!

Anyway, this is a wall of achievements (Gotta be proud of what you create! 🤪🤪), from all the posts I've published so far; some are simply covers for (extremely good) fics I did NOT write.

🎉Happy Top Gun Brainrot Day!🎉

(Everyday is a happy top gun brainrot day...🫶)

[shehungthemoon]

Ty for the tag @vera-dauriac! 💗It's been weeks with this in the back of my mind and I'm finally getting around to it (also bugs have been going around like wild, i hope those fluids worked quickly!)

Tag Game: 9 People You'd Like to Get to Know Better

-`♡´- last song:

fingertips by lana del rey

-`♡´- currently watching:

Waiting on the third episode of True Detective season 4 to come out tonight! ❄

-`♡´- three ships:

Ahhhh I'm not really OBSESSED with a certain 3 right now, so I'll just list the last 3 ships I bookmarked for on ao3!

Sonny Corleone/Tom Hagen from The Godfather

Trapper/Hawkeye from M*A*S*H

Marcus Keane/Tomas Ortega from The Exorcist (TV)

So we've got 70s mafia power plays, weird dramedy angst, and religious horror soulmates. Quite the list haha

-`♡´- favorite color:

Cool shades. At the moment, powder blue! 🩵

-`♡´- currently consuming:

Water + orange 🍊

-`♡´- first ship:

Probably percabeth from the PJO books!

-`♡´- relationship status:

single (much needed!)

-`♡´- film:

A favorite film? That goes to Christopher Nolan's Inception without a doubt! A lot of his work is special to me, including Tenet (which completely pulled the wool over our eyes and gave us a River Song lovestory with NO warning, tears were welling) and Interstellar (which as an astrophysicist it was NOVEL to see so much sci-fi accuracy on screen, and of course my physics grandfather Dr. Kip Thorne was a big consultant so I'm proud by proxy.)

-`♡´- currently working on:

Fandom wise, I'm finishing up a Green Lantern/Flash secret santa from dc comics! 🎅

Life wise, working on applications to get another degree. Phew 🤓🤪💀

Tagging: @adizzyninja @mihrsuri @scare-ard--sleigh @midnightestsun @dantaliones @billowypantss @ellena-asg @mirabilefuturum @sjwromanroy

[leonsliga]

Could you pls post your favourite tiktoks from leon? 💖 I cant find too much content from him 🥺

I thought you’d never ask, anon 💖 it’s truly a tragedy he doesn’t have a tiktok of his own; it definitely makes finding content a little bit harder. Nevertheless, I definitely have quite a few favorites, and I’ll link them by category below the cut:

*this is gonna be an insanely long post…you’ve been warned*

Leon Whoretzka worship

That iconic Hulkretzka moment (brought to you by Bayern herself)

I’m gonna be honest; I’m only looking at your titties right now… (warning: there’s probs gonna be a lot of leongoretzkamalewife on here 😂)

Sexiest transformation in the world? Definitely.

Leon flexing (in more ways than one)

Me? Obsessed with you? Yes.

Still the greatest fit of all time. Completely unrivaled.

Don’t get in strangers’ cars, but when it’s Leon, exceptions must be made…

His titties + this past season’s home kits = heaven 🤤

Because even Leon has to give his biceps the smooches they deserve

He might need his shirt back, but I ain’t giving it to him 🤭

Who doesn’t love a lil striptease?

Leon sweetheart-retzka

What we all mean when we say “Leon Goretzka is our comfort person”

I’m not kidding, if Leon ever looked at me like this it’d be over for me

Remember to dream big kids

“Ohne euch würde die ganze geschichte nicht funktionieren.” 🥹

Bochumer Junge 🥰

Leon takes on the Bundesliga tiktok challenge (in English)

My comfort tiktok

“Die goldene henne.” (Proud papa Leon)

The handoff of the number 8

Leon with a child

Leon Jaha-retzka 😑

Bombastic side eye

“Ich bin halt clever.”

Quarantine brought out the worst in all of us… (someone please give the man his zaubertrank)

Leon’s verdict: biceps not up to par

Everyone’s favorite Scrooge 🥰

It’s hard being an introvert in a world full of extroverts

The enthusiasm radiates off the page truly

Getting up close and personal

He may be riding alone but his heart will go on

“DAS IST DER SIEBEN!!!!”

I want him to scream in my face

Jaha

Cutie pie Leon Adorabl-etzka

Die maus for a reason

Is your smile unparalleled Leon? Ja 📈📉

Soft boi baby

Those eyes…

Dressed to impress, and to make us obsess

On again, off again, love you like oxygen

So you trust him?

God knows he’s the only way to heal now

“Geil alter!”

So much more than a footballer 🥰

Easily in my top 3 Leon soft boi edits

The reason I hold on…

When he renewed with us 🥹

It’s never a cruel summer when he’s around

Just a reminder :)

Can you feeeeeellllll feeeeeeellll my love?

Süße maus

The only time I feel safe…

What do you think got me this far?

Can a person feel like home?

Ja 🕺

Where’d all the time go?

Photocrop challenge 🤪

Leon Lol-retzka

Part-time drill sergeant, part-time proud papa

We love a multitasking king

Money shot babyyyy 🤑

Leon kickstarting his reporting career

“MEISTER SAMMA!!!!”

What did I just watch 😂

He promised us a smile…false advertising

He was sucking on candy the whole time 🤦‍♀️

“Nein” 😵

The crickets are never louder than when someone dares to breathe the word “Holland” in his presence

Best Benji impersonator

He’s an old soul, really…

He’s fucking crazy, but he’s free

You know you’re touch-starved when you start spooning the training materials

Prepare to have your brain chemistry altered…

His road rage is stewing just below the surface

He’s so normal I swear

Rhythm is a dancer 🕺

He was there in spirit

“Brotha from anotha motha” (American accent on point)

Leon just never misses…they don’t call him Leon Scoretzka for nothin’

Goddamn, now I want a Leon Goretzka movie 😩

Prepping for future rap battles by spitting unnecessary bars

Have you learned your alphabet?

Ho ho ho? More like hoe hoe hoe 🎄

The problem child

A wise man once said…

This was groundbreaking 🤯

🎶We’re going to Ibizaaa🎶 🔙 to the island 🏝️

To cuddle or to soullessly pummel: that is the question

I trust you’ll pick the right one 😎

Preparing for his UFC debut

*maniacal laughter intensifies*

Whoever decided to stick Thomas and Leon in the same room is my favorite person…please give them an immediate pay raise thx xoxo

“Bin auch Händler.”

“Auf gar keinen fall.”

🐮

“Das ist doch sicher ein Dorf.”

“Komm let’s go.”

Danke 😑

“Das ist auf gar keinen Fall richtig!!” 😡

I’m ashamed to say I’ve replayed this video an unhealthy amount of times but what am I supposed to do when it legit sounds like he’s moaning

Lockdown brought out a different side of all of us

This was a life or death situation

[jihyocentric]

Hi lumi ! As I'm catching up on twice content and seeing all these precious jeonghyo moments, i wanted to let you know that your writing single-handedly got me into jeonghyo 😅 figured i should come salute the source of my new obsession lol 🤪 anyway hope you're doing ok! Take care

i'm actually so proud of that 😭 jeonghyo is really the best twice ship huh. it's The ship. bet you had a great time getting into them 🩷

[onlyjaeyun]

ZADIE ZADIE ZADIE ZADIE

jongseong saying “tell me whatever you want i’ll give it to you” in his latest live like does he want me to die.

i think if y/n told jjong that she wanted his babies right now he would schedule that pre op to reverse it in a fucking heartbeat like. he’ll just be like okay i’ll see my doctor about it tomorrow. with absolutely no hesitation.

THAT ASIDE. i can’t believe sb! is coming to and end and i’ve seen you through 2 smaus (and 2 holidays LMAO) makes me emotional to think about it because alongside it was my growth (and obsession) into enha HAHAHAHAH it takes a lot of tenacity to get this far and i’m so thankful for these 120+ days, you’ve ran so hard and i’m proud of u hehe <3

- 🐈‍⬛

HI BABY!!!💞 honestly his most recent live did things to me that man is CRAZYYYY im so in love with him 🤪

and i shall let you know that part of your ask inspired the next chapter so thank you sm 🤭🤭💞

i can't believe you've been with me for so long, it's honestly such an honor to have someone as sweet and loving by my side like i love and appreciate you and your support SO much 🥺 pls accept all my kisses of gratitude

[freedomfireflies]

Maybe she’s in grad school and he always encourages her to focus on school and will praise her when he comes home and she’s sitting at kitchen counter studying and whenever she comes back with a good test score she’ll run into his home office and be like “look look I got an A!” And he’s sooooo proud of her so his pup must get a reward !!!!

He has his soft moments but he is stern. He has strict rules on eating the 3 square meals, not going to bed too late, etc. She loves to always find loopholes to these and get him annoyed so she can get his attention / spanked. And he also has that look. Like just the look he gives her when she’s doing something bad/not safe like running around the house or gives him an eye roll and all he has to do is give the look and she immediately corrects herself.

But even then it’s not always enough because she loves to ruffle his feathers. She’ll just prance around the house in little lingerie while he’s on a business call and he gives her the look but she just takes it off piece by piece and throws her panties on top of his desk until he hangs up cause he can’t take it anymore and he’s pissssed and she’s just cheesy smiling with big eyes like “oh! You could’ve just asked me to leave, I didn’t mean to interrupt your phone call!”

🩷🩷

YESSSSS!!!

I love the idea that maybe he's a professor at another university but they happened to meet in a coffee shop when she was studying for the same class he teaches!! So there's no crossover professionally, but it did give them something to talk about!

But he's very much into the idea of her studying and keeping up with herself!! AND I LOVE THAT SHE THRIVES OFF HIS PRAISE BUT ALSO HIS ANNOYANCE ALJFSDF

Distracting him when he's trying to grade papers, leaving her panties in his coat pocket for him to find when he's at work, not studying so she can be with him....heheh

GOD THESE ARE SO GOOD, I'M SO OBSESSED WITH YOU AND YOUR BRAIN ALWAYS UGH gonna reread this a few times while I write 🤪