#obligatory no martin or j//mart please and thank you
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Something so charming about Jon and Melanie Ghost Hunt UK aus. They’re both the most likely to say “fuck it let’s break in” when told they can’t go somewhere. They bicker constantly to the point where they’re almost never allowed to investigate anywhere alone for fear their incessant needling each other will ruin the episode. They’re best friends. They’re rivals. She calls Jon a prissy academic and it becomes a fandom nickname. He accuses her of making shit up at least once per episode but also will defend her credibility to the death online. Neither of them can stay out of the comment trenches.
#obligatory no martin or j//mart please and thank you#jonmelanie#if you want it to be#personally i think this au has good jonmelanie qpr potential#jonathan sims#melanie king#tma#the magnus archives
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Jonathan Sims gets diagnosed.
#obligatory no martin or j//mart please and thank you#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#jon sims#jarchivist#tw eye horror#eye horror#eye horror tw#tw body horror#body horror#body horror tw#no but seriously what the FUCK does this mean????
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Y’know the whole “Peter and Elias are constantly marrying and divorcing” thing well consider: Jonpeter on-again off-again toxic affair.
#help why does my ipad wanna correct ‘well’ to ‘we’ll’?? like my Guy. my Friend. that is a real word already#like bro What Are You Doing?#they love each other but are both allergic to expressing their emotions#(and also jon’s sad loneliness from having his one (1) close relationship be this? tasty as hell)#also jon is a bitch and peter is constantly showing up late for dates or ‘forgetting’ to do things or leaving without warning for months#(btw when i call jon a bitch it is with nothing but love in my heart. he’s so special to me.)#so they fight a lot and it’s a whole fucking Thing#elias tolerates it in the hopes that jon will get marked but has made it Crystal Clear to peter that he better not pull any shit with jon#it’s a matter of institute gossip#jon and peter are both very private however they do not do Subtle.#if they get invited to a gala there’s a 1 in 3 chance someone catches them snagging in a hall#a 1 in 3 chance they’re caught having a vicious fucking argument that’s theoretically about peter not doing the laundry#(but really about jon feeling neglected)#and a 1 in 3 chance they’re caught doing both. sometimes at the same time somehow.#it’s a fucking mess ever since they started having an affair they can’t handle being at the same institute event#elias had to permanently ban them from attending together (which mostly meant jon cause the lukases are donors)#will put this in the#jonpeter#peterjon#tags. but not the main tags#obligatory no martin or j//mart please and thank you#i’m gonna level this is just self-indulgent nonsense
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