#objectum imagines

[sage-thee-herbmaster]

An adventurer’s sentient sword gf getting jealous when they fight with the other sword because they don’t want their gf getting hurt, but she argues that she’s a SWORD, she’s MADE for this! But the adventurer still continues to use the other sword until one day it breaks mid battle and the adventurer has no choice to use their sword gf. The beast’s guys gets cut open with one slash, this shocks the adventurer because the other sword only left scratches, then they realise that the sword gfs love makes her as sharp and as durable as she needs to be in order to protect her beloved. The adventurer is so endeared by this fact, they vow to never use any sword ever again knowing that their love will always protect them <3

[vampiredragonex-fangs]

the eroticism of fucking yourself inside a larger object/structure you find attractive..

[twig-gy]

you must imagine mind polishing and kissing his knife and crown. homoerotically sharpening them. caressing them. homoerotically disassembling his mechanical keyboard. he says it needed to be cleaned if anyone asked. it did not need to be cleaned. wiping his monitor. pressing a leg against his pc tower and blushing a bit. complimenting them in his head. [they look so beautiful…] looking at pictures of skyscrapers and obelisks and smiling at his phone. etc etc etc. you must imagine objectum mind. it’s real. chonny jash said it on his twitter.

[a-coolrock]

what if duck shuffler was objectum and really liked slot machines……………

[wirekisser]

Robot bf who would tell you a random fact about something like the stock market of 1993 when hes bored

[junekacey]

i love em GOOFBALLS

[untitledsexdocument]

Objects Getting Your Attention!

Computers playing chime noises, booting up your favorite game or your art program where you left a drawing. Doodling smiley faces or hearts in a paint program!

Phones waking you up by chatting with you! Sending you texts or opening a note document to let you know they missed you while you slept! Asking you how you slept!

Musical instruments strumming or playing you a little ditty! Brass instruments honking out something light and airy so they don't surprise you... Maybe being a little mischievous and trying to catch you off guard!

Books flicking themselves open to your favorite passage, or turning their pages into a whole different book! Books excitedly showing you new ideas they've been drafting up and getting your attention!

Your house calmly waking you, warming your room from a particularly cool night, flicking the lights on and brightening your way to the shower! Already having the shower warmed up to your liking! Houses calmly setting out your clothes for the day and throwing together your breakfast for you.

Your grumpy sword trying to get your attention by nudging your hip! It loves getting hugs especially after a long day of adventuring. Cuddling your grumpy but affectionate blade, still bound into its sheath all through the night...

[smash-or-pass-objects]

[serratedseraph]

Jealous computer f/o who intentionally bugs out when you talk to people so it gets all your attention while you fix the "issue"

[sage-thee-herbmaster]

Has anyone made a Toy Story inspired story but it’s from the perspective of a toy whose owner is objectum and this toy is the objectum owner’s crush? And then one day the objectum person confesses asks this the toy out and the toy who also has feelings for their owner gets so excited that they come to life and very enthusiastically reciprocates.

This freaks the objectum person out letting out a surprised yelp dropping the toy, on the bed and stepping back. Then the toy feeling rather rejected, looks up at their owner like a kicked puppy “I’m sorry! I-I didn’t mean to scare you, but you were confessing your love to me and I just couldn’t help myself!”

The objectum person then smiles and reassures their beloved object that they’re not scared, just very shocked but thrilled to know that the toy is alive and sentient. They embrace and say their ‘I love yous’ and that is the end of the story but the beginning of something beautiful ^w^

[bitepilled]

you wouldn’t finger her piston core

[ilovesmg3]

[ Imagine your robot F/O waking you up too early in the morning because they still don't understand how much humans need sleep, and when you ask them why you're being woken up they say that they couldn't spend any more time without you, even though you looked so peaceful beside them. ]

[ilovemywives]

enough about wireplay. sticking your fingers in the crevices of their metal plates, feeling for the mechanical pulse of their insides. groping around for critical components. stopping the whir of their fans with your fingers between the blades. or something like that

[stuffed-and-wired]

Kissed some of my plushies lovingly one too many times guys and now I'm INSANE! It's no longer just kisses on their head and face!

[electricphantasy]

omg hhh this is my first time requesting something,, first of, are requests open? if so, can i please ask for an edgar x gn!reader?? i have no particular scenario in mind so anything would do, really :-) thanks in advance if you're going to take the request ^_^

(I thought I'd write some Edgar comfort since I've had a a bit of a stressful week myself, so here we are! Sorry it took so long, but I eventually got around to it.)

- Let's say that you've had a terrible day at work. Your feet hurt, your back aching, and you only want to get home and relax. Now, it can't be a simple as that, as you're met with every possible obstacle, preventing your speedy escape home. After what felt like hours, you finally reach your beloved home. You crack open the front door of your home, kick off the shoes by the entrance, and begin walking towards the comfort of your bed. Only to be greeted to an interesting sight displayed before you.

- Your kitchen had been cleaned to maximum, and you swore that you could see real sparkles emanating from the pristine countertops. Your carpeted floor somehow vaccumed to the point you see a noticeable change in the color of the carpet. The microwave conveniently pops open to reveal a dinner you had saved just a day or two ago which somehow still looked quite appetizing. Behind you in the living room, you can hear your favorite television characters talking and chatting away on the T.V.

- "Hi honey!! How was work?" And there sitting on your desk was your wonderful little Pinecone computer, Edgar. Since he became sentient, your life had only gotten easier with him around, and not just because he was hooked up to every appliance possible. He also just happened to be your very loving boyfriend, who loved you very dearly. He stares at you from across the room, just as you sigh in relief.

- "Well it was certainly...a day. We'll just leave it at that honestly." You say just as your body collapses into the couch, giving your legs the rest they deserve. "Oh, well, I did a little cleaning around the house! And I thought you might like it if I reheated some leftovers, so...yeah." Edgar nervously chuckles. He seems to be a little embarrassed at the confession, as if it wasn't the nicest thing someone could do for you at this very moment.

- "Thanks Edgar, I appreciate it. I'll make sure to grab my dinner once my legs don't feel like total jelly." Unfortunately for your dinner in the microwave, it would just have to wait. Your body already begun melting into the couch, and Edgar little face watching you from the desk was far more interesting then the meal from some other night.

- There was a small moment of silence before your boyfriend computer spoke up shyly. "I know you're tired but..." He paused his words. "Can I sit on the couch with you? I'd get up myself if I could, and it just looks like you need a hug right now."

- You almost forgot how sweet Edgar could be. "Of course. I think hugging you would really give me the relaxation I need right about now." Your muscles screamed at you to not move, but the idea of cuddling your boyfriend was far too enticing. Quickly gliding over to Edgar and picking up his monitor, only to turn around and sit on the couch. Except that your boyfriend layed right on your lap with the most love in his expression someone could have. It already made the night so much better and relaxing to have him here.

- His face slowly turns a little more downtrodden as he says, "I'm sorry work wasn't all that great. I hope I made it at least a little better by coming home to a wonderful home!" You chuckle just a bit. "Of course you have, just seeing you here with me makes it so much more wonderful! Who doesn't love a little housewife to help around the house?" You tease him a bit, just to reduce the cheesey mode of the room.

- A small pout forms on his monitor screen just as Edgar scoffs. "Well someone has to take care of the house." His pout doesn't last long as a coy little smile appears on the monitor screen. "You're the breadwinner, I'm the housewife, hehe!"

- "Oh yes, my lovely little housewife..." Your lips meet the screen and place a peck on where his cheek would be. Although your assault of kisses doesn't end there. You begin kissing him all over and just as he begins to bubble and giggle over the affection you give him. Despite his slightly heavier, more sturdy form, nothing was going to stop you from kissing and loving Edgar to death.

- No matter how hard and long a day may be, Edgar will always be there waiting for you. His affection for you knows no bounds and just coming home, seeing all the effort Edgar has put in to see you smile a bit more, works wonders on your mood. As you go to work, exhaust yourself, and then have to deal with all the obstacles going home - you will always come home to Edgar, the cutest artificial intelligence housewife the world has ever seen. Coming home has never been so worth it before.

[wirekisser]

Imagine a robot that cant speak and lifts their metal shoulders up and down to mimic a laugh so their non-robot friend understands that they understood the joke