#objects: boobear

[mynameisquoi]

mr. honeypants: another comrade lost to the bespectacled menace. will his reign of terror ever cease?

boobear: there but for the grace of god go i...rest in peace, miss dotty.

[clumsy-hood]

obey me! demon brothers + pet names

prompt: their favorite pet names you call them. 

word count: 1,175

a/n: another i had stowing away in my drafts i managed to finish writing and editing. also another i thought of doing for the undateables as well. let me know what you guys think? i require criticism/validation to live. xx

Lucifer: 

“darling”

Let’s not beat around the bush here, Lucifer internally melted the first time you called him ‘darling’ and he’s never been the same since. He was a demon who thrived when in control but there was a tenderness to your voice luring him in and never letting go. ‘Darling’ was followed by an ‘I love you’ or an insistence to step away from work and come to bed. It was a name that held so much kindness and love, he couldn’t help but follow whatever you had to say after. 

“sir”

Oof, but when you called him ‘Sir’? It would start off in a teasing way whenever he’d ask you to hand him something or assist with some menial task, but you could always notice the flicker of desire and mischief in his gaze. ‘Sir’ was the gateway word, opening a world of possibility in which his thoughts were lustfully clouded of you, your touch, your scent all over him and to his control. And sometimes, sometimes you enjoyed exploiting those feelings. 

Mammon:

“babe”

The first time you uttered the word, it was like a torch had been lit inside Mammon—whose cheeks were practically blazing and mumbling how you could call him ‘babe’ against if you wanted. It was simple and loving; casual enough where you could call him it in public, and he’d be so damn giddy because it was as though you were publicly declaring him yours. You needn’t command him because he would follow you around, hand in yours, like the lovesick demon he was. 

“baby”

Similar to his other pet name, but ‘baby’ was reserved for the special moments between you. If his brothers had been especially harsh towards him? A warm hug and kiss would do the trick while the pet name tumbled from your lips. Maybe he had a nightmare? Same conditions apply. Between sneaky kisses at night? You’re damn right. ‘Baby’ was spoken with every ounce of love you had in your chest for him, and he damn well knew it. 

Levi: 

“captain”

It was definitely a nickname you hadn’t expected him to enjoy—in fact, it was conceived during a standard gaming session for Devil Kart!Game On. All he had done was suggest some tips to take out Solomon so you’d rank in the top three with him when you’d uttered an, “Aye aye, Captain!” And, well, the poor demon froze. What did you expect? After some time would pass, it was almost as though he thrived under pressure more so once you’d called him by his pet name. 

“(my) prince”

Aside from the one you tease him with during gaming sessions, calling him your ‘prince’ was something warm and playful that evolved from numerous nickname tests until you’d found the one that left him the reddest. It was wholesome and sweet, always mentioned whenever he’d offer you any bit of affection. And the moments you called him ‘my prince’ left him warm and gooey inside because it meant he was yours. 

Satan: 

“(my) love”

He’s a romantic at heart, but the first time you called him ‘my love’ would have been at some small moment where it wouldn’t have registered at first and left him a blushing mess once he realize it. There was something so heartwarming to him—the Avatar of Wrath—being the object of one’s love and affection. Satan was worried his rage would leave him lonely and yet you, a human, found it in your heart to call him ‘love’ and mean it with every fiber of your being. 

“dear”

A bit more passive-aggressive than the other at times, ‘dear’ was used to capture his attention and keep the frustrations directed at his brothers at bay. That and there was almost a domestic touch that came with the pet name; he had no idea why you had such a strong effect on him with such a simple word, but it was almost as though it had become a leash for his anger and a reminder that with you buy his side, he was a lot less lonely.

Asmo: 

“honey” 

Something sweet for a demon so sugary sweet. Asmo loves any and all pet names you could possibly throw his way, but he found comfort in the name given by romantic love reciprocated. The Avatar of Lust is no stranger to admirers so having a partner call him something so sweet and domestic left a warm, fuzzy feeling in his chest he had never felt before. ‘Honey’ was something save solely for him, and he absolutely love it. 

“lovely”

A anime save for those tender moments, ‘lovely’ spoken was akin to your heart’s love letter for him every time it left your lips. Whispered between stolen kisses in the night as you lie together, limbs tangled and war, or as consolement whenever he’s concerned about his beauty and the love offered to him. For a demon so sure of the love for his appearance, he finds solace in your name whenever you’re regarding your ‘lovely’s’ heart.

Beel: 

“handsome”

Beel was never sure why he felt so warm—and well, full—after you called him ‘handsome’ but that smile never left his face for the rest of the day. He was never one to obsess over his appearance—or pay it much attention, really—but there was something oddly comforting in how you said it and reeled him in better than the promise of food could. Okay, that may be a stretch, but he knew whenever you said it, playfully or serious, that you were entirely genuine.

“big guy”

Another teasing pet name that he can completely get behind; after all, no matter how tall you may be, you can guarantee this demon will tower over you. After his Fangol games, during meals, between classes, or whenever he was getting a little drowsy on your shoulder, nothing quite warmed him like when you’d call him ‘big guy’. His brothers never understood it, why he enjoyed something so simple, but he’d follow you like a lost puppy just to hear it again. 

Belphie:

“boobear”

It was a nickname he’d never dar admit aloud to loving, but you knew from the first moment he blushed that Belphie was an absolute suck for it. Reserved only for your moments alone, you’d often tease him with the occasional ‘boobear’ during cuddles and makeout sessions just to watch him squirm. He’d always get a little pouty with you and deny enjoying it, but damn, he knew you had him hook, line and sinker. 

“sweetheart”

One that surprised even you, but it was almost like a siren’s call to him: If you called him ‘sweetheart’, then he was likely to follow your lead. Seriously, you had no idea something you’d tease him with would hold such power over him, but honestly, much like his brothers, he enjoyed the domesticity in the name. It wasn’t as though you were staking a claim to him or openly calling him yours, but it was soft and tender and came from a place of love you both shared. 

[godlyborn]

give me carluly for the memes pls luv u

C A R L Y  &  L U L U.

P A R T  I

Who is more aggressive in bed? I feel like people would thinking it’s lulu just because she’s so energetic, but it’s really carly & carly likes to experiment things with lulu.

Lights on or off? lulu always says lights on because then she can do fun things with the lights to add to the fun.

Who does what chores? i feel like they split up the chores pretty equally and I don’t think that they really have specific things that they do, they probably switch it up a bunch. it probably gets done once a week because they make messes.

Who gets babied when they’re sick? i feel like they definitely both get babied, just because they’re both very sweet to each other when they’re sick, but lulu probably gets babied a bit more because she NEVER gets sick so when she does, she is REALLY sick.

Who makes breakfast? lulu definitely because she really likes baking so i feel like she gets up really early just to like make coffee cake or cinnamon rolls or something.

Where would they go on their honeymoon? i feel like they’re probably go something nice and sunny, maybe something that has to do with music to include carly. maybe like a little tour among different festivals for like a week

What are their quirks while sleeping? i feel like carly hums or mumbles in her sleep and lulu thinks it’s really cute. sometimes lulu gets nightmares or sleep paralysis, so i feel like carly is very in tune with lulu and keeps her nice and safe. 

What is their favorite activity as a family? going to concerts maybe. i feel like they’re the type of family to put headphones on their baby and just like go around the country to see their favorite artists, or carly play little shows at karaoke night.

Who is the stricter parent? i feel like neither of them are very strict, but if need be it is carly because trust me lulu cannot do serious things and ever be strict with the kids

Who would be the big spoon? carly, lulu is so tiny that she fits really well as the little spoon, but if carly asked, lulu would be the big spoon.

Who would wake up first? lulu definitely. she’s always up when the sun’s up, so she’s probably always up ready to make coffee and little breakfast pastries for carly.

Do they have nicknames for each other? i feel like carly and lulu started off with cute little pet names like “boobear” and “baby”, but then it just progressed to like inadament objects, like “my little beautiful fork” and “wonderful piece of art”. 

What happened when they met each other’s parents? i feel like carly’s parents love lulu, and lulu always brings them baked goods when she sees them with carly. she probably also sends them little gift packages. carly probably hasn’t met lulu’s parents in person, but has seen them over video chat. lulu and her mom are a little at odds right now, but they’re working on it. lulu’s parents ask her a lot when she’s going to meet carly.

How do they apologize after an argument? i feel like they don’t fight ngl. carly knows what to really avoid with lulu that would upset her, and lets her talk about things on her own. they’re both probably extremely good at communication. the most they’ve ever fought is probably some time miscommunication, but it’s never too crazy.

What would they be like as parents? omg carly and lulu are like those cool gay parents who let their children be expressive and everything. 

Who is the better cook? i feel like carly is better at cooking slightly, but lulu is exceptional at baking.

Who is more romantic? carly is more romantic tbh, but lulu doesn’t try to be romantic and is, while carly is elaborate.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? super thoughtful cute gifts.

Who gets jealous easiest? mmm probably carly, bc i don’t see lulu being jealous at all

Who gets more excited for events? (e.g. birthdays, christmas…etc) lulu definitely. she plans presents like months in advance and hides them places so carly doesn’t see. 

Who is the most adventurous? in terms of actual plans, probably carly. she likes adventures. in terms of impulsives, lulu definitely just gets herself into trouble and adventures, carly always ends up getting them out of it and basically keeps lulu from dying a stupid death.

Who is the most protective? carly is very protective, but i feel like surprisingly, lulu is very very protective, mostly stemming from lots of war trauma, but also because she loves so passionately, it’s hard not to be. carly is protective in the way, she’d probably step in front of lulu in any danger.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? they’d be the cute lesbian couple, who hang out with all the music and art kids, and people root them on because they’re v cute together.

Song to sum them up? No Place Like You - Maddie & Tae

P A R T  I I

who...

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: lulu, she has bad habit of leaving things places.

forgets to run the dish washer: lulu, but carly puts notes around to make sure that she remembers before she leaves

pumps gas for the car: lulu because carly drives so lulu doesn’t have to.

drives when they’re going somewhere: as answered in the last one, carly, but lulu does the cute thing that she puts her hand on carly’s thigh and makes sure to queue the country songs that carly likes

rearranges the furniture: lulu, she doesn’t like when things get stagnant, so she’s constantly moving around the furniture, but carly will come over and help.

falls asleep with the TV on: i feel like most of the time they both do, but sometimes carly will fall asleep after lulu and shut it off, but if they leave it on, lulu will shut it off in the morning while carly is still sleeping.

gets to use the bathroom first: lulu only because she wakes up at the crack of dawn like a crazy person.

decides the temperature for the ac/heater: carly, lulu is ever changing so she just lets carly handle that when she feels she needs to.

sets up holiday decorations: they put them up together c:

leaves the lights on: they both do, but lulu will use her powers to turn them off if they’re in bed and don’t want to get up.

uses the bathroom with the door open: i feel like neither of them do, mostly because they live in their cabins, but they will go in with each other. lulu does leave it unlocked when she goes

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): they call the plumber lol. i just imagine them breaking it even more.