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gch1995 · 2 years ago

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I don’t think this is considered canon, but it is most definitely something I can see Anakin doing, even as Vader. Every time he encountered Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, or Luke, he would write novel-length entries overanalyzing their behaviors, decisions, and reactions as well as his own. I don’t know if he would still care about people not remembering his birthday. If he cared, he wouldn’t make it obvious

#I don’t buy that Vader would enjoy being evil for the sake of being evil because that’s not his style of evil #he’s lawful evil #but the stuff about being totally in denial about how utterly fucked up his entire life and existence is completely in character #i know this is considered non canon and a lot of it reads like crack!fic but then I remember that Anakin really was that extra #both before and after Mustafar in the series #dear diary today I tried to get my son to join the dark side so I could get help killing skeevy sheevs and bond with Luke ruling the world #he got angry and scared when I reached out to him by torturing his friends abducting him cutting off his hand and threatening him #which is what I normally get told to do to convince recruits to join the dark side as my apprentice #but Luke’s anger and fear towards me actually is making me feel really bad about hurting someone to get my way for the first time in years #i really hope the kid didn’t die after he refused to turn to the dark side and skittered away from me in terror after I did all that #and told him I was his dad #I made sure to cut off his entire hand from the artery so while painful it shouldn’t have been something he bled out from #also how dare obi-wan leave me to burn the fuck alive and steal my lightsaber!#dear diary today I finally caught obi-wan kenobi after hunting him down to get vengeance against him for turning Padme against me #baiting me into a duel and leaving me to burn alive on Mustafar 10 years ago #I was about to burn him alive to even the score but then I couldn’t bring myself to actually do it to him when I had the chance #master Sidious tried to say that Anakin Skywalker still cares about Obi-Wan #but that’s impossible! I destroyed anakin skywalker because he was weak on Mustafar!#obi-wan is a hypocritical douchebag who spent years throwing Anakin Skywalker under the bus to kiss Yoda’s and the council’s asses #and I let him! I don’t get why I still felt compelled to spare him from the same fate he left Anakin to on Mustafar and let him get away!#I spent ten years hunting the old bastard down and plotting revenge but right when I had him in my grasp I told him I killed Anakin #and let him get away from me! it’s impossible! Anakin is dead. I destroyed him 10 years ago so why can’t I destroy his past with obi wan #dear diary visions of Padme keep haunting my dreams every night and every time I’m alone!#She’s gone forever! I destroyed her along with Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar because she betrayed me to try to get obi wan to kill me!#and yet she tried to tell me it was all a misunderstanding and there were tears in her eyes when I grasped her throat with the force.#I could have sworn she was still alive when I dropped her from my grasp! I felt it! but emperor Sidious said I killed her in my anger!#is there something that he wasn’t telling me that I missed? could it be possible that Padme didn’t know that obi-wan had stowed away #dear diary today I finally killed Obi Wan Kenobi. It wasn’t much of a fight. Obi Wan just stood there the whole time so I stabbed him #right before he died he said ‘I’m about to become more powerful than you could ever imagine’#and he just vanished into thin air! wtf? now all I hear is obi-wan cackling and Anakin’s ghost keeps yelling at me for killing obi wan!

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