#oah ho ho ho ho ho

[flowergirlmiwa]

anyone else think cdi zelda is cute? its really hard to design a princess zelda and not make her cute tbh

[outtacontextlitwtc]

"peEENIS

Oh woah~

♪ Oh wo-ho-oah

Peeeeniis

Please cut that out"

sung/said by Will, in The Parable of The Wolf at 36:02 to 36:11

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[theytpcrew]

"Oah ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!"

They're still celebrating their victory in the Battle of Random Internet Humor.

[askrockandfriends]

How this match came about...

"Gee, it sure is boring around here!"

"Hmm..."

"I'm going to fight Mario and Luigi!"

"Great!"

Meanwhile in the SMG4 world, Mario and Luigi were out on a leisurely stroll around the kingdom...

"Nice of SMG4 to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Mario?"

"I hope he made lotsa spaghetti!"

Mario sees a letter taped to a gate nearby.

"Ooooooooooooo... Luigi, look!"

Grabs it. "It's from the king! "Dear piece of shit plumbers, mah boi and I challenge you to a dag-diddly-on wrestling match! Meet us at 2:00 sharp in the MWA ring, or else you will die! Oah ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!"

"...

MARIO DOESN'T WANNA DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!"

"We gotta find the king! And you gotta help us!"

"If you need instructions on how to get to the ring, check out the enclosed ask box!"

@ask-the-smg4-crew @theytpcrew

[444namesplus]

A Aa Aaas Aac Aaeedah Aaexna Aam Aan Aapje Aaquaw Aaumuz Aavaeer Aax Ab Abex Aboaq Ad Ae Aer Afa Afeze Aga Agap Ahol Ai Aieio Aiim Ailecim Aiuw Aiw Aje Ak Akzodu Aleit Am Amatru Amjiu Amnuuk Ao Aog Aoiimuo Aokeneu Aoko Aop Aoqoh Aos Apjuc Apzodeoh Aqujo Ar Arua As Aso At Au Aum Auua Auumouw Ax Axijxud Axizuq Axoisza Azee Bac Baq Bihiadau Biuez Bot Bumu Cap Cok Cu Cubee Cut Cuz Da Daz Derafib Diim Dikajih E Eag Eaj Eakuc Eala Ear Eatiot Eb Ebob Ec Ed Edde Ee Eea Eedu Eeekjex Eefui Eeooc Eeou Eesa Eesxexcad Eeu Eeuem Eev Eew Eg Ego Eh Ei Eibo Eiq Eiwo Eiwoi Eiz Eiznuvai Ejzu Ekobum El Em Embaaor Emioe En Eo Eod Eoosie Eop Eoui Eouo Eoxpa Eoz Ep Epiih Epuob Eq Eqdag Eqoopo Equ Er Eraj Es Esou Et Etaz Ethe Eto Eu Euda Eui Eup Eupgoii Eutin Euuxva Euz Ewurul Exoviz Exud Ez Far Figeie Fo Fow Goeo Got Haa Hahveb He Hicjog Hieupe Hiioteu Ho Huiaf I Ia Iaib Ian Iaq Iasuetaar Ibeeom Icavug Idede Idiih Idike Ie Ieluoxuo Iez Ifaoz Ife Iguwdi Ih Ihdiw Iheei Ii Iib Iieux Iium Ij Ijkuqo Ijlex Ijocaeb Ik Ike Il Ilag Ilep Ilod Im Imitid In Io Iokuem Iol Iom Ion Ip Ipuioe Iqua Iquo Ired Irou Is Itea Iteobim Iu Iuai Iucocal Iumoze Iusi Iuz Iv Ivuvli Ix Iz Ja Jemabu Jeoe Ka Kaeves Kiw Kiwuvoam Ko Koc La Liviaz Loaoxuh Lucaa Mam Mi Moia Moqiq Mulaoe Naq Nax Ner Nibuon Nilsog No Nusi O Oa Oae Oah Oaq Oauw Oaw Oaz Ob Oc Oceod Oclib Oco Od Odoma Oe Oeduj Oeufzuk Oevmee Oew Og Ohedum Ohgejiub Oi Oiaj Oif Oikes Oinmehuiq Oiz Ojux Ojwiw Ok Ol Olhi Oliu Olo Omos Onej Onzig Oo Ooae Ooam Ooaouz Ooivac Oojcu Ooo Oou Oov Op Or Os Osato Ot Ou Oueas Oug Ouio Oujaxbu Ouned Ouv Ouz Ov Ox Ozah Ozde Pij Pipqiq Pir Pondour Pu Qacew Qanad Qavod Qe Qei Qejiokit Qeoel Qewogen Qiraal Qo Qogodjo Qu Reia Rooaug Ropalo Ru Ruva Sici Sil Suo Tew Tiee To Tojae Totik Tu U Ua Uaaour Uahiiq Uak Uakoar Uaqui Uaul Uav Ub Udamueq Udow Ue Ueh Uei Uej Uejah Ueqhastag Uevi Uf Ug Ugi Ui Uiauee Uib Uica Uipwa Uka Ukoulmu Um Uo Uoam Uoba Uod Uoiee Uolij Uon Uoqoup Uosuxig Up Ur Urah Useia Usipo Ut Utoeg Uu Uuaje Uui Uur Uurluoa Uv Uw Uwatlux Uwet Ux Uz Uzaj Vi Vo Vuouhu Waae We Wefe Wel Weoad Wer Wi Wiz Woeoed Wogoi Wozuuut Wume Xaet Xah Xaor Xeil Xev Xipcoqnob Xum Xuxoezun Za Zag Zek Zeuocav Zevie Ziequox Zin Ziz Zoaupi Zup

[theskymahtin]

I just KEEP THINKING about martin's little "wo-OAH-HO-HO!! 😳😍" after Jon tells not!Sasha to EAT SHIT

[higgsinos]

repressed memory

OAH HO HO

[anime-dub-transcripts]

Hetalia: World Series Episode #26 Transcript

This episode has Japan's Foundation Day, Japan starting a diet, and the first part of "Nekotalia".

Italy: Hey, Japan!

Japan: Auh…

Italy: I wanted to wish you a happy birthday!

Germany: I think you mean “Happy National Foundation Day”. That is a lot more important than a simple birthday.

Japan: Uah…I thank you for your kindness! They're pretty. I don't think anyone has given me such beautiful flowers before.

Italy: No problemo! So, spill the beans; tell me exactly how old you're going to be this year!

Japan: Oh, it seems like forever. I am not certain I'll be able to remember. When I was small, I was happy to celebrate my birthday. But now I just look at it and say, “Well, here comes another birthday…”

Italy: Now you're kind of starting to sound like my grandpa!

Japan: Getting old is not for the weak-willed. Things start falling off.

Italy: Disgustingggg!

Japan: Plus, I have high blood pressure. If I'm not careful with what I eat, I could end up like an American.

Italy: Stop, you're freaking me out!

Germany: Eh…no. You'll be fine. Just go easy on the salt.

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Germany: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Germany: Starting today, I shall rule your diet as if it were a defenseless Baltic country!

{Caption: Pickled Yam}

Japan: Wait, I am already eating this pickled yam! And I had one for breakfast too, is that okay?

Germany: I will rip that heart-destroying nub of salt from your bloated face!

{Caption: Raw Fat Blood Sausage}

Japan: What?! Then what about some salted cod roe?

Germany: No way.

Japan: Auh!

Germany: Throw it in the trash can.

Japan: How about caviar?! Caviar is okay, right?!

{Caption: Salmon Roe}

Germany: Ah, yes, of course it is, if you would prefer to drop dead!

Japan: Auh…I can't live without sardines!

Germany: I will break you in half!

Japan: My sushi! Please don't take my sushi away! Listen! I will go insane without sushi!

Italy: Are you guys doing a Mamet play again?

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Japan: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Germany: Okay then. That will be all for today's group training.

Italy: Super yippee!

Germany: You stay. You'll be getting my undivided attention.

Japan: Nh…auh…yes, sir. Heaheah…

Germany: You'd better start running!

Japan: I thought I was!

Italy's thoughts: This is really weird! Japan is getting totally beat up by Germany today!

Oah? What's this paper…oh…ohhhh…oh…auh…auhhh…

{Text on paper #1: Dr. Steiner, 98-xxxx}

{Text on paper #2: Do light training every day. Proper amount of exercise. Aerobic exercises such as jogging and yoga. Avoid taking too much salt. Lay off the drinks, too}

Japan: Ohh…hauh…hauh…

Germany: Another lap!

Japan: Aah! Auh…okay, I am not liking this at all.

{Caption: Smirk smirk}

Italy: Heyyy!

Japan: Nh!

Italy: Ahaha!

Japan: Nh…what is this?

Italy: Oh ho ho!

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{Caption #1: Nekotalia}

{Caption #2: If the world was made up of cats…}

Italy-cat: Ve-meow!

Italy-cat [narrating]: Ciao!

(Ciao!: Hello! → Italian)

Italy-cat [narrating]: I'm Italy-cat! Today, like almost every other day, I'm on the prowl for the sweet, sweet ladies of the world! Oh, wait! I know him. Germany-cat! He's not a sweet, sweet lady, but he's got awesome biceps and a funny angry face!

Italy-cat: Hey, Germany-cat! Hee hee! All done NAPPING; grab on, let's play!

Germany-cat: Hhrrrrrgh! I will rip your throat---auh, it's you, Italy-cat. I wasn't taking a nap. I was working out battle strategies in my imagination. If I don't keep the old war machine active, it could turn peaceful. And who'd want that?

Italy-cat: Meow! I know what you mean! If I stop eating fast food for a while, my legs swell up like sausages! Don't worry, I know how to entertain myself in any situation!

Germany-cat: I will bag you and drop you off at China's house!

{Caption: Roll roll roll}

Italy-cat: How about I just roll around next to you then? Absorbing, absorbing the smelly smells of the streety into my little kitty fur!

Germany-cat: Be quiet! You're messing with the perfect tank formation I was making in my mind!

Italy-cat: Oh, Germany-cat, you're so silly with all your army stuff alululalul---ohh! Silent ninja-cat quiet!

{Caption: Ve-meow!}

Italy-cat: Ve-meow!

Japan-cat: Nnh?

Italy-cat: Ve-meow!

{Caption #1: Nekotalia}

{Caption #2: If the world was made up of cats…}

{Caption #3: To be continued}

[sanctaphrax-]

🎅🎅🎅🥳🥂🍾🎶🍰💐

HO HO HO! hope you’re decking your halls!

well, this is your secret santa 😁

🎅🎅🎅 just bringing you a sprinkle of elf dust 💫✨💫✨💫✨💫

and the news on your story. *clears throat* 🎶 WOOOAAAAH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

WOA OAH LIVIN ON A CHAIR 🎶

🥳

Ooooooh I certainly am! Getting into the festive spirit! 🎄🌟🎉

🙏 this is the good news I needed this week! I’m so, so excited! I hope you’re having fun writing it 💫💫💫💫

Wishing you the best, most relaxed festive period and good luck with the writing - I look forward to December 24th! 🎄🎁✨🤩

[librius]

hey uhhhh don't tell anyone but I have a crush on Tumblr user librius..... 💕💕💕 - ds

w oah what ho w @ tumblr user librius i wonder who has a crush on u

[cdilinkandthecdigang]

TAGGED BY: @crudelisx​ TAGGING: Anyone

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Link: I’m CDI Link

King: I’m King Harkinian,

Gwonam: I’m Gwonam

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?   Link: My real name is Link, but you can call me whatever you want. *makes a dopey face*

King: What? I just told you my name is King Harkinian

Gwonam: Gwonam

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT? Link: I think it’s because we’re from a CDI dimension, but I don’t know.

King: It’s because I rule Hyrule, don’t question it.

Gwonam: It’s because it’s my name, what more do you want?

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? Link: I don’t know

Harkinian:......I don’t want to talk about it

Gwonam: I’m not looking for a relationship right now

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES? Link: I got a smart sword that can fight enemies and make friendly folks talk, I also have a magic pouch that can use tools, but some tools need rubies before they’ll work.

King: I use the Triforce of courage to protect me, I also have a Dinner blaster for emergencies. I can do all sorts of other ass-kicking moves Hoho! But I’m not gonna give all my secrets away.

Gwonam: I fly with a carpet, but I also have other powers that are from my people, but they are not for show and tell. 

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? CDI Link: I think they’re brown or green

Harkinian: My boy and I both have Hazel...or was it olive?

Gwonam: My eyes I believe are green

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR? Link: I once painted my hair, it was cool! I also painted the King and Gwonam’s hair too!

Gwonam: It took forever to that that stuff off!

King: That’s what happens when Link is alone for too long

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? Link: I’m the King’s boy!

King: Zelda is my daughter, Link is not a relative, but he’s welcome to the family. I had a wife once........I don’t like to talk about it.

Gwonam: My family is none of your business

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? Link: I don’t think the King allows pets

King: They make a mess in the floor

Link: But Can’t I---

King: Enough

Gwonam: I don’t particularly want a pet

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. Link: Being bored

Harkinian: When some ass cheats me out of my rupees or dinner

Gwonam: Dealing with Stupidity after stupidity

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? Link: Doing the duckwalk! *does the duckwalk while making a dopey face*

Harkinian: Sailing my ship, making and eating dinner

Gwonam: Flying in the air or taking walks

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? Link: Only bad guys

Harkinian: I fight whoever messes with me

Gwonam: I only attack when necessary

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE? Link: Only some bad guys, but they sometimes come back

King: What are you going on about?

Gwonam: We have only killed monsters that are evil

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? Link: We’re human, but I think some call us “CDI-eans”

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. Link: Making things dirty

King: Ha, I have none

Gwonam: That’s BS, you tend to argue about stupid things like that

King: Oah! I told you not to bring that up

Gwonam: There’s no use in---

King: Enough!

Gwonam: Fine! 

Link: Golly, you two sure are stubborn at times

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE? Link: The King!

Harkinian: Whoever can make good dinner and/or is a true warrior

Gwonam: Link did save Koradai once

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? Link: What’s that?

Harkinian: We’re not talking about that

Gwonam: Next question

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? Link: Huh?

Harkinian: I’m the King of Hyrule I don’t need school anymore

Gwonam: Where I went to school is none of your business

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY? Link: Yeah! It sure would be nice

Harkinian: I already married and have a daughter.......I don’t like talking about what happened to my wife.

Gwonam: Not particularly

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS? King: Ho! We’ve got lots of fans!

Link: They sure are great!

Gwonam: Some of them are a bit odd for my tastes

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? Link: Uhhhh

Harkinian: I fear nothing!

Gwonam: That’s not true and you know it!

Harkinian: Fine, I don’t like snakes, but that’s not the thing I’m most afraid of

Gwonam: What is it

Harkinian: I think it’s your turn

Gwonam: I fear about another attack in Koradai, but it’s not something I think about everyday

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? Link: My Magic pants

King Harkinian: I wear this almost every day

Gwonam: What you see is what we wear

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? Link: Yeah!

Harkinian: That depends on your definition of love

Gwonam: What Harkinian said

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? Link: I’m a boy!

King: I’m the King! What class do you think I am?

Gwonam: I suppose you could say wizard

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? Link: I’ve got lots of friends

King: I have plenty of friends fit for a King!

Gwonam:  Numbers don’t matter as long as there’s someone that cares

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? Link: Great!

Harkinian: Pie is what all true kings and warriors strive for!

Gwonam: Pie is fine

27. FAVORITE DRINK? 

Link: Water of life King: My Wine

Gwonam: Water is fine

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? 

Link: There’s lots of places I like going to!

King: Anywhere where there is good dinner

Gwonam: My house

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? Link: *stares off into space*

Harkinian: You’re trying to get me to talk about my wife aren’t you well it’s not gonna work!

Gwonam: I already told you no

31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE? 

King: My dick size is none of your business!

Gwonam: We are not discussing this!

Link: But can’t I----

Gwonam: Enough!

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? Link: Swimming is fun

Harkinian: I prefer to go fishing

Gwonam: I can’t swim

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’? Link: What type do you mean?

King: We’re not doing a blood test

Gwonam: Your Majesty I think they mean *whispers*

King: Oah! I said I’m not talking about my wife, fuck off!

34. ANY FETISHES? Gwonam: Oh no, we are NOT talking about this

Link: But I got a----

Harkinian: Enough!

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? Link: I’m a bottom boy!

Harkinian: Do you have to shout about it

Gwonam: We are right here!

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS? Link: There’s lots of fun indoors, but Camping is also fun!

King: As long as there is dinner I’m okay

Gwonam: I usually fly in the air

37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?

King: It’s about time it’s over! I’m late for dinner!

Link: I just wonder what Ganon’s up too.

Gwonam: Squadala I’m off!

[inktae]

Okay, so I just thought of some more recommendations (sorry lol)! So I think you'd like Of Monsters and Men (you've probably heard of them before), and some of my personal favorites are "Little Talks" and "Lionheart." There's also Mumford and Sons (I like "Little Lion Man" the most), and Alexander Rybak (Norwegian singer- maybe start off with "Fairytale" or "Oah". I haven't listened to him in a year so ^^;). Two other songs I've thought of are "Ho Hey" by the Lumineers, and (1)

(2) "Between the Raindrops" by Lighthouse. You also might like ABBA (an older Swedish(?) band). I'm sorry that I just thought of these (and that they're two asks- oops). But yeah; I hope you like them! :)

ahah that’s okay!! thank you for the recs, I knew most of these except alexander ryback so I’ll go check him out right away :) and sorry for the late answer!

[adhdahri]

The plot of Dishonored 2 is literally just Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

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seemingly small but genuinely surprised my parents didnt plan their usual Trick this xmas. it feels ... off, honestly

in other stuff it sure doesnt feel like hey ill be on a plane tomorrow. but nor did today feel like xmas so theres that too. will plan to play game(s) or such and then sleep early enough, as bus pick up is early, considering the day and all. will pack my smaller bag beside about 3 items tonight, run it through my head at least 101 times to think if i forgot anything and likely not sleep as early as i should

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Un ulteriore fronte del dissenso si apre contro la presidenza Trump, quello delle tribù Sioux nel Nord Dakota che lottano contro il Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL), un gigantesco oleodotto cui l’amministrazione Trump ha dato il via libera per la sua costruzione nelle terre indiane a loro sacre, in particolar modo sotto il lago Oahe comportando un rischio di inquinamento delle acque elevatissimo. In realtà i Sioux sono mesi che continuano con la lotta alla grande opera e un paio di mesi fa sembrava che il governo avesse deciso di fare marcia indietro rispetto al progetto. Infatti il 4 dicembre, ancora sotto Obama, l’Army Corps of Engineers che si occupa fra le altre cose di proteggere il sistema idrico americano, decise che non avrebbero autorizzato la costruzione del tunnel ordinando un nuovo progetto di valutazione ambientale, dando la possibilità alle tribù Sioux di guadagnare qualche anno. Successivamente al suo insediamento, il nuovo presidente Trump ne ha subito ordinato la costruzione in tempi accelerati e senza ulteriori valutazioni dell’impatto ambientale. Così, il 31 gennaio, mentre il segretario dell’Army Robert Speer ne annunciava la costruzione, sono arrivati i bulldozer a buttare giù gli accampamenti Sioux e ad incendiare i tepees (tende) degli attivisti facendo scoppiare gli scontri. I legali che si occupano di difendere i Sioux dicono che ignorare la decisione presa sotto Obama è illegale e che citeranno in giudizio lo stesso Trump ed il governo federale. Da uno degli ultimi accampamenti indiani che resistono al DAPL, il Last Child, sono state evacuate 40 persone con la forza solo in questi primi giorni di febbraio, oltre ad alcuni arresti; altre 76 persone sono state arrestate vicino alla città di Cannon Ball perché avevano protestato su terre di proprietà della ditta che costruirà l’oleodotto, la Energy Transfer Partners, la protesta è solo agli arbori. Infatti ciò che la rende particolare è l’enorme solidarietà che si è innescata con la partecipazione di centinaia di persone accorse spontaneamente a dare una mano alle tribù Sioux. Ricordiamo che in passato, durante le manifestazioni più imponenti, oltre la partecipazione di migliaia di persone, si schierarono anche i veterani di guerra con la loro presenza fisica e la lotta non violenta. Ciò che desta scalpore è la velocità con la quale questo progetto sia ripartito con dei tempi estremamente rapidi. A molti incuriosisce il possesso da parte di Trump di azioni della Energy Transfer Partners, la ditta responsabile della costruzione dell’oleodotto e la “donazione” di 100mila dollari del Ceo della ditta in questione, Kelcy Warren, per la sua campagna elettorale. Il popolo Siux chiede di continuare a manifestare solidarietà nei loro confronti. Le loro richieste, contenute nel seguente comunicato, sono di contribuire alla loro lotta anche attraverso internet ed i social: (traduzione tratta dal sito http://www.labottegadelbarbieri.org/un-appello-dal-nord-dakota/) Sono Madonna Thunder Hawk, referente tribale per il Lakota People Law Project (LPLP). È un privilegio stare in contatto con voi tramite questa e-mail, e vi ringrazio per l’incredibile supporto che avete offerto alla mia gente nel corso degli ultimi otto mesi. Ho combattuto per i diritti dei Lakota, Nakota e Dakota per oltre quarant’anni. Ieri, come molti di voi già sanno, Chase Iron Eyes – leader del consiglio di LPLP e portavoce fra i più importanti per il nostro movimento NoDAPL – è stato arrestato insieme ad altri 75 waters protector. È stato catturato nel Last Child Camp in un raid della polizia militarizzata nei nostri territori. Abbiamo bisogno che la preziosa presenza di Chase torni tra noi, di nuovo in azione. LPLP ha istituito un fondo per la difesa legale per liberare Chase e i sui seguaci. Si prega di donare tramite questo link: https://secure.everyaction.com/GKhPKap1OEisQft2qcms4Q2. Tutti i soldi saranno utilizzati per la difesa legale dei valorosi guerrieri che hanno pagato il prezzo, in prima linea, della loro libertà. Le autorità sono andate oltre ai loro abituali brutti scherzi. Dal carcere, Chase riferisce che l’applicazione ferrea della legge ha ingiustamente ritardato le audizioni dei giudici per i 75 fermati, e che alcuni di loro sono stati lasciati ad aspettare in condizioni disumane, custoditi per lungo tempo in veicoli chiusi e senza accesso ai servizi igienici. La nostra lotta al DAPL è la punta dell’iceberg delle lotte ambientali in tutto il mondo. La nostra lotta è l’intersezione della giustizia dei nativi e della giustizia ambientale, e quello che succede qui in Dakota impatta profondamente sia la lotta per proteggere il nostro pianeta che quella per salvaguardare la sovranità delle First Nation e dell’intera famiglia umana. Il mondo sta assistendo al ruolo critico che noi indigeni dobbiamo svolgere per proteggere la nostra acqua e clima. Vi prego, fratelli e sorelle, di contribuire alla difesa legale dei waters protector ADESSO e/o di condividere ampiamente e generosamente tale azione con i vostri contatti e i social media. #FreeChase #NoDAPL #ProtectTheProtectors #WaterIsLife Come diciamo in Lakota, PILAMAYA – vi ringraziamo Grandmother Madonna Thunder Hawk