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@sarcasmpersonified181 || felicity request! 

Felicity tried not to care too much about the fact that Bruce Wayne was standing in front of her, but he did own her company. She cleared her throat and put her hands on her hips, standing rather defiantly. “Why exactly is a billionaire in my lab?”

[yourgirlsarchived]

@sarcasmpersonified181​ had to move things because shenanigans

           She has her off brand ear pods in, bopping her head to the quietly playing music as she does her mail thing. Is it the most glamorous job out here? No. But it pays far better than her delivery gig had, and it’s got more reliable hours. So Piera is far from complaining. She’s got plenty of time to do her test studies and she can Spider-Girl during the late hours still getting some sleep to do it all over again.

Pausing at a desk - she has to carefully check this stack. He gets the most mail, it’s kind of insane and she’s intensely curious as to what he gets so much of. Then again, he’s one of the big time writers, according to the other mail techs. Did all sorts of dangerous stories in equally dangerous locations. The stack is placed carefully on his desk where it won’t disrupt him too much, or hit his coffee (one of the other techs apparently has nightmares about knocking one of the reporters coffees over).

She glances at him and smiles shyly. “Here you go, Mr. Harvey, the stacks a bit light today, no big stories?”

[ofrapture]

💫 Nancy and Bruce

💫 a late night text.

[ nancy ] ;; you’re girlfriend looked nice tonight.[ nancy ] ;; which street corner did you find her on?[ nancy ] ;; that was harsh… i’m sorry.

( meme can be found here | always accepting !! )

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❪     ❛    @sarcasmpersonified181​​     :     gif  meme  (  24M/F  )     //     henry.

                “you’ve  been  so  stressed,”          words  like  sugar  on�� her  tongue  as  she  leans  in  to  him,  running  her  fingers  through  henry’s  hair  while  she  makes  room  for  him  on  his  lap,  knees  on  either  side  of  his  hips  pressed  in  to  the  mattress  as  she  straddles  him.  she  doubles  down,  her  pussy  warm  and  sticking  in  her  leggings  as  she  rocks  teasingly  over  the  length  of  his  cock  through  his  trousers.          “i  can  feel  how  frustrated  you  are.  take  it  out  on  me,  i  don’t  mind.  i  want  you.”          there’s  nothing  dry  about  her  humping  him  where  he  sits,  and  she  laughs  as  he  hooks  his  forearms  under  her  knees  and  lifts  her  up,  turning  her  around  and  pushing  her  down  on  the  bed.  nicole  swayed  her  hips,  ass  on  full  display  as  he  tore  her  flimsy  yoga  pants  right  down  the  middle,  dragging  them  down  her  thighs  and  hauling  them  off.  she  wasn’t  wearing  any  underwear,  and  there’s  no  foreplay  necessary.  she’s  always  ready  and  eager  to  take  his  cock  balls  deep,  and  she  yelps  as  he  grasps  her  hips  and  pulls  her  back,  sheathing  himself  inside  her  in  one  thrust.          “oh  fuck, baby”          she  choked,  her  lips  parted  in  an  o  shape  as  she  feels  him  fill  deep  in  the  wet  warmth  of  her  tight  cunt.          “i  didn’t,”     every  thrust  interrupts  her  words.     “even”    thrust.     “say”     thrust.     “please!”

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                          { E R I S    |    H A R L E Y   Q U I N N }

                                  the  ultimate  party  crasher

Eris is the ancient greek goddess of chaos, strife & discord.  She is known for being the shit-stirrer of the greek gods family.  

Back in the day there was a big wedding that all of the gods were invited to, but Eris was tragically left off of the guest list.  Naturally, she decided to show up anyway and grace the whole fam-damnily with her presence.  Some say she was a perfectly well behaved guest.  Others say she might have started the Trojan War.

In the modern day she goes by HARLEY QUINN.  Mortal aliases also include Dr. Harleen Quinzel, Harleen the Queen and the Clown Princess of Crime. 

Bounty Hunter extraordinaire by day (most of the time).  Will hunt down anyone, anywhere - but no promises they'll be brought back in one piece.

 In her free time, she "volunteers" at the local asylum for the criminally insane as "Dr. Harleen Quinzel" and instigates riots. 

Collects weapons, loves explosives and is always up for setting things or people on fire.

Likes to cause drama. Especially when she’s bored. She can start a fight with anyone about anything, but she prefers manipulate those around her to put on a show.

People seem to forget to send her invites to parties a lot but she always shows up anyway.

Past mortal jobs include a traveling circus where she acquired her two hyenas Bud & Lou, professional wrestler and a brief stint as an inmate in a Brazilian penitentiary.

Her guilty pleasure is trolling internet forums.

Once owned a clown motel that was seized for refusal to pay taxes.

                             { C O N N E C T I O N S }

Ares aka Bruce Wayne ( @sarcasmpersonified181 ) - Throughout the millennia Ares has been either the love of her life, or her enemy. Never anything in between. On again, off again, in the messiest of ways.

Aphrodite aka Narcissa Black ( @daphodils ) - The relationship is strained after Eris killed one of Aphrodite’s mortal lovers, Jean Carlo. Eris has been “shunned” for the last 500 years.

Hades aka Klaus Mikaelson ( @leroiloup ) - Chaotic best friends through and through. Over the millennia Eris has bonded with Hades over being the black sheep of the gods. In the modern day Eris plays her best version of unlicensed psychiatrist to Hades.

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Purple Rain - Prince

Heroes - David Bowie

Easy to Love - The Jezebels

Light Years - The National

I’m Shipping Up To Boston - Dropkick Murphys

Alive - Sia

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Human - The Killers

England - The National

Nancy Mulligan - Ed Sheeran

Dancing On My Own - Robyn

Rich Love - OneRepublic ft Seeb

Imagine - John Lennon

X & Y - Coldplay

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@sarcasmpersonified181 said: 20M/F Peter and Mercedes

Mercedes insisted that her fuck buddy (in reality, she knew how madly in love Peter was with her and not MJ) come and take a bath with her. It started out simple but it wasn’t long before the two of them started touching each other. Now, the college student had her back arched the base of the tub as two fingers sunk into her pussy very slowly. She moaned as she felt her walls stretch a little to fit his fingers. “Keep doing that,” the dark haired college student insisted. Peter was normally a little faster which she chalked up to his physique but sometimes, she liked the more intimate pace. “Fuck. Nice and slow. Keep doing that. I’ll make it up to you in a bit,” she added on as she closed her eyes, parted her lips into an ‘o’ shape and leaned her head back a little.

[heauxrus-a]

Ashlynne had been dating Richard for a short time, everything was new and fresh and she enjoyed the butterflies she got around him and how her cheeks hurt at the end of the night from smiling so much. Nervousness bubbled inside her as their third date was coming to an end as he walked her to her door, a few doors down from his, hand-in-hand. “So, I was thinking you could come in for a bit.” She throws the suggestion out there to gauge his reaction. She planned to wait before actually asking him in but her excitement got the better of her and the words come tumbling out of her mouth, “Would you like to come in?” Hand still in his, she gives it a squeeze, hoping it’d encourage him to give into her. But he doesn’t and she can’t hide the color rising up her neck, hand releasing his, “O-oh, no, yeah, I totally understand, I just.. it doesn’t matter.” She quickly rambles, eyes anywhere but on him. The redhead is ready to turn and run inside the safety and privacy of her own apartment but then he says he has something to show her and confusion takes over the hurt previously shown on her features. “Ookaay?” She doesn’t hide her confusion but she does follow him, brows furrowed when she steps inside to see a young woman sitting on his couch. And a million thoughts flood her mind as her blue eyes shift from the girl to him. Who the hell was she? How old was she? Before she can even fully process what’s going on or ask what’s going on a tiny child rounds the corner, babbling happily as she rushes to him and realization kicks in. “You have a child?” Her eyes fall to the dark-haired girl, her eyes the same as the ones she’d grown fond of. Well, this was a lot easier to accept than the horrid thoughts she’d had. / @sarcasmpersonified181

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@sarcasmpersonified181 && @frostierthanhell

Henry Matthews   .  &&  .  Caitlin Snow

  }} I’VE GOT THAT FEELING

    } } } } THAT .  A N C H O R S .  ME DOWN

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non tumblr gif starter-3B Elijah and Jenna from @sarcasmpersonified181​

The presence of a corpse didn’t repulse her. It was the biggest red flag any normal guy could have had when it came to the woman he was ‘sticking his dick into’, but by now, she knew Elijah was far from normal. Instead of turning her in the moment he found her in that alleyway, her hand nearly coated in the blood of her pervy client, he bent her over the nearest Dumpster and started pounding her cunt. Now, she was down on all fours on the damp concrete, the body lying concealed under bits of debris and discarded boxes. But she could just make out a milky eye staring out at her as if even in death, the man wanted to see her tits bouncing, free from the confines of the tight dress she was wearing that night, her mouth open in a small ‘o’ as blissful thrust after blissful thrust spread her pussy open, and her body jerking back and forth as she was pushed and pulled over Elijah’s cock.

This is what you’ll never have, she seemed to say as her ass slapped against Elijah’s groin. To fuck me as good as he’s fucking my young cunt right now. Although she initially thought she was saying those words in her head, she realized that she was talking, and maybe talking loud enough for Elijah to hear.

[astranxmica]

@sarcasmpersonified181 || hit the heart for lexie || accepting!!

              Lexie had a steady hand. It was one of the things that made her an expert surgeon. Stitching up Bruce wasn’t what she got her Medical degree for— but it was becoming more and more frequent. “You know, showing up on my doorstep bleeding isn’t really the best look for you.”

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@sarcasmpersonified181 || hit the heart for elizabeth || accepting!!

          She had endured enough. Pirates had once been like fairy stories to her, but now she’d sailed the sea long and hard. It made her calloused to pain and hunger. It had taught her well, but she had never believed that there was a man capable of controlling the fauna of the sea. “That’s a nice trick, but a trick nonetheless.” It wasn’t possible to be anything else. 

[astranxmica]

@sarcasmpersonified181 || liked xx for a starter || DICK X BRENN :

           “Okay, little grown-up baby bat. Let’s leave the hard stuff to the best woman around,” she hummed as she landed beside him. She made no move to hide her appearance, even the symbol on her chest that called to her history as a Zod. “It’s time for a little adult supervision.” She steeled herself and used her laser vision to take out a would-be attacker behind him. 

[astranxmica]

“Y'know, I am an Alpha, I could help you with your heat, if you want me too…”

@sarcasmpersonified181 || a/b/o were!starters  || accepting!!

    She could smell him and it was delicious, left her mouth watering with need. Typically she was prepared for her heat, secluded in the woods until it passed, but her timing had been off. Her position in the pack, unmated, left her vulnerable to those who would have used her situation to their advantages, but Bruce offering to rut her into oblivion and offer release was more than just temptation. Pack law made her susceptible to him, and the fact that he had always been the only one who she’d ever been even tempted to mate with– it made it practically impossible for her to look at him. 

        She inhaled and held her breath as long as she could manage, backing away from him until she felt the cool of the wall behind her cutting off her escape. Sara swallowed with some effort and gave a threatening growl in response. “I’m not some piece of meat for you to eat, Bruce.” There was no mistake, he could have whichever woman he wanted within their pack ( or no doubt any other ), but she wasn’t going to be a notch in her bedpost, a conquest, a badge of honor. Even if she wasn’t the alpha of the pack, she was just as lethal. She never imagined herself pair-bonded, but she wasn’t going to just fall in line and open her legs for Bruce just because she ached with need. 

        Her fingers splayed against the wall behind her, holding herself glued there determinedly. Another growl, low and throaty, warned him from approaching her. “I am not just sport for you to play with…” ( Maker help her if he approached her– her control was already fraying )

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@sarcasmpersonified181 || liked xx for a felicity starter || accepting!

Wayne Industries had its hand in everything, and buying out Smoak Technologies seemed like the next cookie jar it was going to plunder, but that didn’t mean that Felicity was going to let him just steal her prototypes. She squared off in front of him and was intent of physically blocking him from entering her lab. “No. Way. You’re not getting past me until I hear from the board.”

[astranxmica]

@sarcasmpersonified181 || hit the heart for lena luthor || accepting!!

          Lena had a thing about the press. They didn’t listen but made assumptions because of her last name. She considered the author barely a step above them. “I don’t understand exactly what you want from me, Mr. Matthews.” She answered politely while taking a sip of her champagne. “This is a party, not a press release.”