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Miraculous
Chapter 11: Lila’s Evildoing
(In Paris, Lila stares out her window. Mrs. Rossi comes in.)
MRS. ROSSI: Hey, Lila.
(Lila doesn’t look at her.)
MRS. ROSSI: I know you’ve been dishonest with me about so much. And I think it’s important that we talk about it.
LILA: I suppose, but not now.
MRS. ROSSI: I see. I’ve gotta go. Ciao, mi bella.
(Mrs. Rossi leaves. Lila glances back, then smirks. She jumps out of her window to the street right outside her house. Later, she arrives at an alley.)
LILA: Alright. Whoever you guys are, you can come out now.
(Evelyn Deavor, Morag, Smek, Velvet, Shelbourne, Henry J. Waternoose, Randall Boggs, Johnny Worthington, Victor “Vector” Perkins, Balthazar Bratt, Eduardo “El Macho” Perez, Scarlet and Herb Overkill, the Vicious Six, and Bela step out of the shadow.)
LILA: Ah, fellow villains, I see?
EVELYN: I’m Evelyn Deavor. My do-good brother created DEVTech and brought Supers back into the light. I attempted to keep them illegal by making them look bad with hypnotism. My alter-ego was the Screenslaver.
MORAG: I’m Morag. I was the rightful ruler of Scotland, and then the Loud family ruined it for me!
SMEK: I am Smek. I was captain of the Boov race until Oh became the first Boov to run toward the danger, toward a Gorg ship, and took over.
VELVET: I’m Velvet. My brother and I were music stars who used Trolls to boost our singing, until that little scab Queen Poppy and her boyfriend exposed us and got us arrested!
SHELBOURNE: I’m Shelbourne. I was the mayor of Swallow Falls. But then Flint Lockwood and his food machine saved the town.
WATERNOOSE: I’m Henry J. Waternoose. I was the CEO of Monsters, Incorporated, before James P. Sullivan exposed that I would kidnap a thousand children and extract their screams to keep Monstropolis’ power running before I’d let the company die.
RANDALL: I’m Randall Boggs. The second-best Scarer in the business. So close behind Sullivan. I also made the Scream Extractor to assist Waternoose’s scheme.
JOHNNY: I am Johnny Worthington III, president of Roar Omega Roar. Boggs and I attempted to work together to make Laugh Power look bad to stick it to Sullivan. Unfortunately, my assistant ratted us out.
VECTOR: I’m Victor Perkins. I call myself Vector. After I stole the Pyramid of Giza, Gru tried to one-up me by stealing the moon.
EL MACHO: Yo soy Eduardo Perez, aka El Macho. I once worked with Agent Gru’s scientist to make indestructible killing machines out of his Minions.
BRATT: I’m Balthazar Bratt. I was a star on an 80’s TV show, Evil Bratt. But then Hollywood rejected me once I hit puberty and had a growth spurt.
MAXIME: I am Maxime Le Mal. I’ve wanted to get my revenge on Gru since he upstaged me at the school talent show.
VALENTINA: I’m his girlfriend, Valentina.
SCARLET: I am Scarlet Overkill, the world’s first female supervillain. I wanted to overthrow England and have the crown for myself, but the Minions betrayed me.
HERB: I’m Scarlet’s husband and master of gadgetry, Herb.
BELLE: I’m Belle Bottom. Leader of the Vicious Six.
JEAN-CLAWED: Jean-Clawed.
SVENGEANCE: Svengeance.
STRONGHOLD: Stronghold.
NUN-CHUCK: And Nun-Chuck.
LILA: Isn’t that only five of you?
BELLE: Wild Knuckles. He was our leader, before we abandoned him.
BELA: I am Bela. Normally, I don’t work with humans, but any enemy of Dupain-Cheng is an ally of mine.
AUSTIN: And I’m Austin Holden, aka ASLB247. I once tried to reveal Ladybug and Cat Noir’s identities at a panel and was humiliated by them for it.
(Meanwhile, Hawk Moth’s lair window opens.)
HAWK MOTH: Ooh. An embarrassed fan who wishes to reveal Ladybug and Cat Noir? Easy akuma prey.)
(A white butterfly lands in his open hand. He turns it into an akuma and sends it out.)
HAWK MOTH: Fly away, my little akuma, and evilize him!
(The akuma flutters over the city and eventually reaches Austin’s sword.)
LILA: Check it out, Austin. An akuma.
AUSTIN: Hawk Moth, I am Austin Holden. Ladybug and Cat Noir’s Miraculous you want? Their Miraculous you’ll get.
HAWK MOTH: And you will be able to track them down as The Huntsman.
(The purple akuma smoke engulfs him, then dissipates, revealing him now wearing his Huntsman cosplay.)
LILA: Ooh, cool look. Round out!
(The villains surround Lila, having elected her as their undisputed leader.)
LILA: We are gonna fight hard for this territory and it’s ours. But with these mouth-breathing fools serving as cover, we won’t get it.
SMEK: As of now, Adrien and his group have already tried one attempt to get Marinette back. They are in the midst of making another, but no matter how much they try, she’ll never be convinced.
LILA: Nice. Meanwhile, we’re here about to make this city our own. Small turf, I know, but it’s all we’ve got. I wanna hold this city like we always held it. With skin! I say I want us evil folk to sail, to hold the sky!
VECTOR: Then rev us off. Voom-va voom!
VELVET: Chung-chung!
RANDALL: Cracko, jacko!
EVELYN: Pam-pam!
BRATT: Riga-diga-dum!
LILA: OK, fellas, we’re taking this city!
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LILA: (SINGING) When you’re evil, you’re evil all the way From your first felony ‘till your last dying day When you’re evil, let them do what they can You’ve got brothers around, you’re a family man You’re never alone, you’re never disconnected You’re home with your own when company’s expected, you’re well protected Then you are set with a capital V Which you’ll never forget, like the birds and the bees When you’re evil, you stay evil
LILA: Now, contrary to Smek, I’m taking a wild step in the dark that Marinette will be back eventually, but by then, we’ll have taken over. Too late for them.
SHELBOURNE: Of course.
EL MACHO: So what is your idea?
VELVET: It won’t be easy taking this city over.
LILA: No sweat. You guys are some of the strongest villains in the multiverse, and these guys give in to anything. Just scare them and you’re on top.
HUNTSMAN: Great!
MORAG: Then this will be good.
BRATT: Operation Take Over Paris begins!
VECTOR: Oh, yeah!
RANDALL: When you’re evil, you are most feared in town You’re the gold medal champ with a heavyweight crown
EVELYN: When you’re evil, you’re the swingin’-est thing Little boy, you’re a man, little man, you’re a king
VILLAINS: The villains are in gear, our cylinders are clicking Those freaks will steer clear, ‘cause every Parisian’s a lousy chicken
(They walk through the city, scaring civilians as they go.)
VILLAINS: Here come the villains, like a bat out of Hell Someone gets in our way, someone don’t feel so well We are villains, little world, step aside Better go underground, better run, better hide We’re drawing the line, so keep your noses hidden We’re hanging a sign, says, “Visitors forbidden”, and we ain’t kidding Here come the villains, and we’re gonna beat every last peasant on these dirty bugging streets Each peasant on these dirty bugging streets
LILA: Alright, villains, let’s get to work!
#lila rossi#aslb247#evelyn deavor#morag#captain smek#velvet#mayor shelbourne#henry j waternoose#randall boggs#johnny worthington#victor perkins#el macho#balthazar bratt#maxime le mal#valentina#scarlet overkill#herb overkill#belle bottom#jean clawed#svengeance#stronghold#nun-chuck#hawk moth#herlet#jet song#marinette deserves better#marinette sugar#miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir#miraculous fanfic
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Round 1, Match 8
Sister Bertrille (The Flying Nun) vs Nun-Chuck (Minions: The Rise of Gru)
Sister Bertrille is lightweight and susceptible to Puerto Rican wind gusts. Possibly she's a novice of the Daughters of Charity but it's never specified what order the Convent San Tanco belongs to.
Nun-Chuck is a supervillain.
Sister Bertrille
She's Sally Fields! How can you not love her?
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A US sitcom in the 1960s actually had some bits of Spanish.
Nun-Chuck
She’s a Christian Nun who’s a villainous criminal.
Poll-runner's note: And she's got a pipe organ hot-rod?
#best nun tournament#Poll#poll tournament#round 1#Sister Bertrille#nun-chuck#minions: the rise of gru#Minions#The Flying Nun#Sally Field
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#minions rise of gru#minions#nun-chuck#illumination#no more heroes#no more heroes 2 desperate struggle#shitpost
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Nun-Chuck (voiced by Lucy Lawless) is a member of the supervillain collection Vicious 6 in the Minions: The Rise of Gru. As a nun, she is dressed in black and white; however, a pair of nunchucks is her weapon of choice which she often holds in the shape of a cross. She has the power to levitate as a light shines down on her from above. Collect all the accessories of the Nun-Chuck costume from Minions: The Rise of Gru for Halloween and cosplay.
#nunchucks#nun-chuck#minions#minions the rise of gru#halloween costumes#halloween cosplay#findurfuture
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So remember when I created the Pokémon team for the vicious 6? Well I decided to pair them up with their main partner pokemon.
As you can see jolteon is the main partner of svengeance, pangoro is the partner of stronghold, delphox is Belle bottom’s partner, crawdaunt is Jean-Clawed’s main partner, chimecho is nun-chuck’s main partner, and Toxicroak is the partner of wild knuckles
#pokemon partner#pokemon crossover#crossover stuff#minions#minions rise of gru#minions 2#belle bottom#stronghold#svengeance#jean clawed#nun chuck#wild knuckles
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at my post
#nun chucks#akili tembo#moreau project#dailies#sketches#anthropomorphs#summer 2024 sketches#at my post
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Sometimes I just want to be in a coordinated fight scene with cool music...
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“Nancy” Nunah Nun-Chuck
Nunah pronounced : nun - yuh
#art#digital illustration#original art#pixel art#cats#cat art#cat fight#cats with weapons#nun chuck#cat oc art#cat oc
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Loser Bracket Round 1, Match 8
Sister Monica Joan (Call The Midwife) vs Nun-Chuck (Minions: The Rise of Gru)
Sister Monica Joan is an Anglican nun of the Order of St. Raymond Nonnatus and is a retired midwife.
Nun-Chuck is a supervillain.
Sister Monica Joan
She may not be all there upstairs all the time but she provides essential spiritual guidance to the Popular community when they need it most, and fun facts when they are just chilling. She served the community for so long many of the residents are either babies she helped deliver or their children. When she became a nun, the call took her to a life of service from a life of comfort and security. Plus she is a total Doctor Who girl
Nun-Chuck
She’s a Christian Nun who’s a villainous criminal.
Poll-runner's note: And she's got a pipe organ hot-rod?
#best nun tournament#poll#poll tournament#Loser Bracket#Loser Bracket Round 1#nun-chuck#minions: the rise of gru#Minions#Sister Monica Joan#Call the Midwife
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My mom gave me a weird calendar.
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Lilith, my sweet half-demon child. I would love to see somebody more well-versed in Catholicism take a stab at picking apart the symbolism suffusing her character arc. There are just enough things that my little osmosed-christianity-as-a-child brain recognises, but can't quite assemble into a coherent picture. Some thought fragments that have been kicking around in my head under the cut:
1. Death, resurrection, and a holy wound
Minus the holy wound part, the first two are simply a statement of what happens in Lilith's storyline in season 1. Lilith sacrifices herself to save Ava from the Tarask in episode 5, and returns in episode 7, seemingly resurrected from the dead. So far, fairly run of the mill death/resurrection plot common to a lot of sci-fi/fantasy.
However, when Lilith comes back, she (and we) discover the following remnant of her encounter with the Tarask:
A side wound on the the right hand side resulting from being pierced through by a pointy lance Tarask spine. Hm, this screamed stigmata to me during my first watch through, and with each rewatch, I am become more convinced that this is a deliberate reference to Christ being pierced by the Lance of Longinus during the crucifixion.
However! Lilith can't possibly be the Christ-figure of this show, can she? That is more straightforwardly Ava, who is 1. the protagonist of the show, 2. also rose from the dead, and 3. has a more innocent Lamb sacrificed to save the world narrative come season 2. Indeed, come season 2, Lilith very quickly becomes a full-time antagonist, and really ends up being more of Book of Revelation-esque monstrous figure than a Christ-like figure.
So, how do we reconcile Lilith's face-heel turn with the Christ imagery from season 1? Well, I venture that it is pretty uncontroversial that Lilith, from the very beginning was set up to be Ava's narrative foil, and so it makes a lot of sense for her to share in Ava's Christ imagery. However, in the end, she is not the true Christ-figure but a pretender. At this point, I am sorely tempted to make the leap to calling her an Antichrist, but this is also the point where I run up against the very limits of my knowledge of Christian eschatology.
(An aside: I also tried to figure out if Lilith came back on the third day after she died, but fell down a rabbit hole trying to figure out Ava and Mary's route between episodes 5 and 7. I have come to no conclusion on this matter, because none of the routes they take really make sense from a routing/availability of transit standpoint.)
I will conclude this section with a parallel between Lilith and Ava from season 1 and season 2, respectively, that I thought was neat:
2. Scales, wings, and the Book of Revelation
By the time season 2 rolls around though, Lilith quickly becomes a full-time antagonist, developing scales and leathery wings as she descends further into villainy. At this point, I think the most salient Biblical touchstone for her is the dragon from Revelation 13. Whereas Adriel is the beast, Lilith is his dragon. Given the physical traits she develops, I think this reference was fairly obvious, and not terribly interesting on its own.
The one wrinkle to this that I will note though, is that I think her role as the dragon was already alluded to in season 1. She is the last person who is not Kristian that Jillian Salvius and Michael Salvius interacts with. I think her brief interaction with Jillian and Michael in episode 9 (before she teleports off to the Vatican) is to establish her as the dragon that stood ready to devour the child of the Woman of the Apocalypse (Rev. 12:4). Here, Jillian is the Woman of the Apocalypse, whose child (Michael) was taken away to God (Reya) upon birth (Rev. 12:1-6). Not sure what the significance (if any) of this is in context of the Warrior Nun narrative, but I thought it was pretty neat.
Anyway, tl;dr, scales + wings = dragon!Lilith.
3. A parallel to the conversion of St. Paul
All right, here's the one that drives be absolutely insane, because buried in the midst of all these obvious, in-your-face dragon references, there is a reference to St. Paul of the Pauline epistles! And i can't, for the life of me, figure out what it means for Lilith.
I first noticed this parallel to St. Paul during the scene in season 2, episode 5 where Adriel burnt Lilith's eyes:
This immediately dredged up from the depths of my memory the following image:
(Source: Wikimedia)
This is the lower half of Caravaggio's The Conversion of Saint Paul. Look at how he is on the ground. Look at the way he is covering his face. Is the show deliberately trying to get us to connect Lilith with St. Paul, or was the framing of LIlith's blinding subconsciously conjured from the brain of someone steeped in Catholic iconography?
In any case, this was the scene that got me thinking about Lilith and our boy Paul. Much like our boy Paul, Lilith was blinded but had her vision restored. Unlike our boy Paul whose restoration of vision was accompanies by scales falling from his eyes (Acts 9:18), Lilith gains some lovely scales under her eyes that totally do not make her look like a raccoon:
In addition, unlike Saint Paul, who simply regains his regular vision, Lilith also gains the ability to see "reality," whatever that means. (To the audience's knowledge, it means she sees wraiths, but I have my suspicions that maybe there's more to it than that.)
The interesting thing to me about this reference to Paul, is that it was so strong, but confined to this one specific episode. Lilith never does anything that calls back to this moment for the rest of the season. Nor do her actions at all jive wit what Paul decided to do with this life after he regains his sight (spread the word of Jesus Christ far and wide), unless we count her feeble attempt at converting Ava to Adriel's side during their episode 7 fight.
So, where does this leave us? Why the random reference to Paul in the middle of the season when we already have the dragon of Revelation pretty much right in our faces? Is this a hint at the next step of her journey? Something clearly changed for Lilith during Ava's final confrontation against Adriel—she goes from actively helping him to becoming a bystander, content to watch him get ripped apart by Tarasks. Not to mention her sudden change of attitude in helping Ava, and telling Beatrice that she hopes that they will be on the same side during the upcoming Holy War. Maybe she's meant to play a Paul-like role if the show had managed to get a third season.
tl;dr: Lilith makes my Bible trivia brain go brrrrrrrr. I need someone more knowledgeable in these things to come tell me how I'm getting this all completely wrong.
#i can't believe i have so many thoughts on a supporting character in this silly show#i can't believe i read the book of revelation for this#i also read all of the epistles in a day (for a separate endeavour)#i know i'm probably overthinking a this and that the doylist explanation is probably something mundane like#“we chucked in whatever christian imagery we thought was cool”#but this does not mean i cannot attempt and fail at using it as an excuse to do a deep dive into christian eschatology#warrior nun#hb has thoughts#hb watches: warrior nun
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Old sketch of Vicious 6 as babies
Here's list to recognize Vicious 6 as babies
Baby Nun Chuck wear wearing dress, baby bonnet and barefoots
Baby Svengeance wears shirt with overalls (occasionally shirt with short) white short socks and saddle shoes
Baby Belle Bottom wears dress, underpants (to cover her diaper) and socks.
Baby Jean Clawed's first design because It's looks almost same like his adult version. So I have change to sailor suit and sailor hat
And last.. Baby Wild Knuckles wear long sleeves sweater, shorts and socks
#vicious 6#minions rise of gru#jean clawed#belle bottom#nun chuck#svengeance#wild knuckles#stronghold#it was not my favorite
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Ok here me out if it was Halloween and Belle bottom was being the devil nun chuck would lose it completely
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