#number 15... burger king lettuce

[gorillaxyz]

i just remembered when the burger king foot lettuce thing was a vocal stim years ago

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lecture tips: Be naked and wet for the most convincing rhetoric.

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[lady-asbestos]

my favorite dedf1sh track is "#15 burger king foot lettuce"

[blankticket]

@punisheye

Ultimately, it had been Vash's idea. His fault, too.

He'd ambushed the other Wolfwood on short notice, catching him just as he left the house for the start of an errand run. Eager to help, and to walk around the Ward while being snowed on with a friend, he'd decided to tag along with a spring in his step.

Vash is bundled up and then some, his layered and patchwork outfit prioritizing warmth over fashion. His typical shooting glove is covered up with thicker, warmer gear instead; his lost-tech hand stays uncovered, but the pauldron's been left at Home.

He's in the middle of blabbing on about some anecdote set in the entrance town of Umber when his arm cuts across Wolfwood's chest to indicate something amazing. There's a pristine, snow-filled stretch of an empty lot on the other side of the sidewalk.

Like a child, Vash cheers, zipping straight across the empty street, unheeded by any shouts of protest from Wolfwood—and carelessly runs into the undisturbed field of white. Assuming it would act more like sand, his hubristic pace only slows to a halt when he finds himself nearly waist-deep in, evidently, less compact snow than anticipated.

"Wolfwoooood. Wolfwood." Vash's croaky pleas are only slightly muffled by his blue scarf.

Arms lifted up, dramatically awkward and stiff, Vash now tilts his snow-glove back to the priest, making pathetic grabby hand motions at him. His eyes are watery, line of his mouth wobbly with regret. He is very cold.

"…I'm stuck."

[fooligandan]

i feel like i'd actually like smilefriends cartoon more if i wasn't aware of who the creators are (/are friends with?) bcs damn it. these guys suck from what i remember about them lol but tbh what else is new about anything. this is true of stuff i enjoy also, hypocrite that i am. thinking abt this bcs im seeing posts + tumblr promoting fanart off to the side of my dash rn

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 28/10/2023

Sidelined Symphony

Season 3 Featured on: The SiIvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special Collection '17​-​'19

Ripped by l4ureleye

Part of Spooktacular Week! ● Requested by fezaki (Discord)

In all these Halloween events, there's obvious jokes that we all know to expect. Typical spooky music from video games, Five Nights at Freddy's the 8-BIt Beast, horror media, David S. Pumpkins, and so on and so forth. The events aren't always quite so all-encapsulating as to *only* be spooky-themed rips, but broadly speaking you know what to expect - the kind of rips I've posted in the last few days, that is. But amidst all of this, some rips get rather creative in the ways they celebrate the Season. And yes, I do know how ironic it is for me to be praising creativity when I'm here making my fourth post covering a Stickerbush Symphony rip, after Satinpanties Symphony, Stickerbrush State of Mind and Bramble Blast Collab. Look - they're all too good not to talk about, okay?

Sidelined Symphony falls in line with the many other excellent lo-fi rap mashups done by ripper l4ureleye, yet upon playing you'll no doubt recognize the man behind the vocal performance. Early in 2018, as Season 3 was just getting into gear, a very peculiar meme started circulating all around the internet - that of Burger King Foot Lettuce. It was borderline inescapable during the time, all thanks to the bizarrely straight-faced narration of such a ridiculous story by content creator Chills. The guy is seemingly very well off, with his own channel sitting above six million subscribers, and the channel he narrated the video for being similarly well off, yet...there's no doubt that being the target of a large-scale meme basically just about making fun of his voice likely got to him, mentally.

I can't speak to anything concrete about the situation, granted, other than that it seems like Chills is taking it well nowadays (and maybe always was) and is even embracing it through things like his cameo on Smiling Friends. Althesame, when August rolled around later in the same year, Chills released his first venture into music with Sidelined, a rather melancholic and openly emotional rap tune. With lyrics like "Been trying to get away for some time - part ways with the life I chose" - it gives the feeling that Chills was rather conflicted about the situation he was in.

All of that is to say, that seeing Chills' top comment in Sidelined Symphony's YouTube upload, thanking the SiIvaGunner team for the arrangement...it really warms my heart, and feels almost like a reconciliation. Even if there wasn't ever any true bad blood between Chills and the memes made of him, the rip serves as a reminder to us viewers that the guy is MORE than a walking meme - that he's an actual creative, a human being worth loving and cherishing. And that's easier to do than ever through the rip - Bramble Blast's emotionally poignant instrumentation and progression lends itself incredibly to the raw honesty of rap lyrics as the aforementioned Stickerbrush State of Mind already demonstrated, yet its given an entirely unique vibe in Sidelined Symphony thanks to all the other tweaks made to it. The lowered pitch of the original song, the sound effect samples from Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl, and the way the song knows when to let Sidelined take more emphasis in the song during the midway point of the rip.

It all comes together to a rip that's absolutely swirling with emotions in so many ways, and in so many directions - empathy and respect for Chills, nostalgia for Super Smash Bros. Brawl and the SiIvaGunner channel itself, and utmost admiration for the rippers that continue to make such incredible music out of love for the internet. Sidelined Symphony is, beyond being one of my favorite rips to listen to, just one of my favorite rips for all that it stands for. Peace and love on planet earth. And foot lettuce from Burger King.

[yentaly]

[r0semultiverse]

I’m told I do a very convincing Chills voice so I wanted to share it here with y’all. Also I made a tiktok since my laptop needs repairs!

[hamburbursstuff]

Burger

how did you find a picture of me at my day job

[hippy-pants]

number 15 burger king foot lettuce on a dashboard underneath the burning hot sun

[spaceheelies]

the horror/paranormal youtubers will all make fun of chills for putting on his funny little voice but all of those bitches put on a distinct, specific cadence all their own. all of them. chills just pioneered it

[redd410]

Totally real Mario Movie leak. (NOT LYING) (3AM CHALLENGE) (GONE WRONG) (WARIO DIES)

[keiachi-chan]

Reading this in the Chills voice

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

[annoyingfurry]

my. Mom brout me to work

[finalexpenses]

just remembered we have the burger king foot lettuce thing memorized

[raccoon-ingot]

Inktober 15...

Burgerking foot lettuce... the last thing you'd want...