#ntm on my baby tho

[satorena]

Him revealing his eyes literally changed the world

oh my god i remember back in 2020 when the episode came out so i went to watch it and. . . i was so let down LMAOOO like there’s no way that’s what made the internet break ??

[bxeckersz]

mommy life | Paige bueckers x black fem reader

summary: instagram posts 🧍🏽‍♀️ .

warnings: none

a/n: i did smth like this before and i never finished it 😭.

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@y/n..bueckers

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caption: i miss being pregnant

comments:

@kamoreaarnold: u were complaining about your baby bump being heavy and now you miss it?? mixed emotions

↳ y/n..bueckers: shut up, you dont get it kamorea

@ice.bradyy: i don’t miss u being pregnant.

↳ aubrey.griffin44: FR the mood swings were crazy

↳ paigebueckers: ntm on my wife now (i totally agree.)

↳ y/n..bueckers: all yall can be quiet. ykw aubrey and ice pull up rn. oh okay

↳ uconnfangirlie: CLEARED

@paigebueckersismygf: the second picture 🥹

↳ uconnfangirle: y/n gone get youuuuu

↳ y/n..bueckers: blocked🥰!

↳ y/nbueckersfp: y/n is my spirit animal😭😭

@paigebueckers: i miss you being pregnant too 😖

↳ @aubrey.griffin44: the switch up is crazyyyyy

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@y/n..bueckers

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caption: i love my wife 🫶🏽

tagged: paigebueckers

comments:

@kamoreaarnold: did her wrong w these pics😭😭

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↳ paigebueckers: she think she funny whole time she not.. but im getting her back

↳ y/n..bueckers: yeah ight

@paigebueckers: this was not even funny fr i didnt even crack a smile but i still love you

↳ y/n..bueckers: bye yk im funny

@jadagyamfi: cutest couple award

↳ y/n..bueckers: thank u jadess 🫶🏼🫶🏼🥹

↳ wbbbiggestfan: unexpected collab

@ice.bradyy: the second picture got me cryingg 😭😭

↳ y/n..bueckers: i had to put it in there😭😭

↳ paigebueckers: i got something for u just wait

↳ y/n..bueckers: Paige Madison Bueckers get out of my comment section challenge.

↳ aubrey.griffin: NAHHH the middle name is crazyyy me personallyyy

↳ janaelafy8: aubrey stop instigating (it is crazy tho)

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willamskayla_ replied to your story: ima make get u some more air forces cause wtf ..

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@kamoreaarnold replied to your story: 😭

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thanks for reading all the way through!

[inesbaby21]

Hello how do you feel about writing fluffy headcannons about Ashlynn Shade.

I literally love Ashlynn! soooo 1000% (i also have a picture of her framed on my dresser but ntm ..)

ASHLYNN SHADE FLUFFY HCS !!

Sweetest Gf ever I swear!

Always offering to carry things for you/Buy you lunch/dinner whenever you two go out!

Her end goal is to make sure you feel loved, and she does that with gift giving, lotsssss of quality time, study dates etc

Ashlynn and Photographer!Reader is sending my head in spiralssss

Social Media manger! Gf who has the best pregame/Post game pictures of Ashlynn and the girls!

She's giving me big spoon vibes- with the exception of a bad game, and she just needs a little extra love 💕

Like actually the most photogenic couple EVER.

Definitely having to teach her tiktok dances tho .. baby has nooo rhythm.

I'm also seeing Photographer!Reader with a thickkk southern accent ! Idk Ashlynn just looks like she could decode the accent well :)

Definitely meeting Ashlynn's Family/ and she's wayyyy more nervous than you

She's so clingyyyy- but not in an annoying way she just wants to live in your skin! and honestly it's vise versa!!

Definitely had to convince you that country music was actually goooood .. but thats bae so you can see it through !

Loves, Loves, Loves when you do her makeup! Even if it's something simple she loves it!!

Shes so sun-kissed I can't get over that- definitely going on morning runs/ workouts together bc she wants to share something she loves with you

Shared playlist/sharing airpods on team bus rides to away games

Definitely gets the other option you were stuck on food wise- so you two can try both (she always ends up liking what you got more)

Most smiley couple EVER. Now you two definitely do argue- but neither of you ever walk away/ let the other go to bed angry

Very cry baby couple during arguments- she says something a little off, so now you're crying and now she's crying because she feels super bad :(

Definitely matching outfits on game days/ just in general baby lovessss to match

A/N okok guysss this was VERY short- and on the spot .. buttt im getting some more requests out asap!! i love you guysss- and im spending allll weekend catching up writing wise bc band camp has been literally kicking my ass in 20 different directions.. and i use writing to get through thattt so please DO expect some more work in the upcoming hours/days :)

[atopvisenyashill]

9, 10, 19, 22 🙃

9. worst part of canon

hmmmmmm. while i will say the lack of dothraki/essosi povs is probably worse narratively, i do at least understand why he chose to build the narrative that way (even tho i think the narrative he’s building ultimately suffers for this choice). dead ladies club just pisses me off. why is everyone dying in childbirth. why is the name of ned’s mom not relevant. why did the oldest dayne have to be a man. why do we have no idea when shaera daena daenaera died. george i��m in your fucking walls.

10. worst part of fanon

again it’s just objectively the insane arya stans or the targnation people bc they make their illiteracy everyone else’s problem and have on more than one occasion dogpiled on random artists for *checks notes* drawing a character with a skin color darker than FFFFFF. does anyone know the story of the butch that got got by the french resistance in wwii for being a nazi, or that one lesbian that was friends with hitler? that’s what these people are and it’s not an ~annoying fandom quirk~ it’s just naked bigotry.

if we’re talking “annoying but not problematic” tbh for MOI it’s the king jon truthers, i just can’t take any of it seriously when he’s denied winterfell and a lordship for himself more than once, doesn’t like leading, and is bad at it when he tries! ntm i just don’t feel like it’s narratively satisfying if one (1) targ ends up winning and the other two die. i need all three of them nowhere near the throne at the ending to be happy!!!!

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

hmmmmm. i definitely didn’t think i’d get so hardcore into parent/child incest when i started this blog i’ll tell you wHat. especially when in my humble opinion people get way too into incest ships and act like they’re oppressed for it ajsjs like idk perhaps that is the destiel shipper in me but i’ve spent so long in fandoms where people would be like “if you can’t see anna/elsa lesbianism you’re homophobic” they’re sisters EYE am not the freak here and that’s fine let your freak flag fly but be REAL aksjsj. and now i’m like “stop yelling at me for saying alicent’s sons want to fuck their mom when i’m right” lol. and also having spent so many years going “why do you guys think jonerys is romantic that’s his AUNT” turns out i can get into targcest when it doesn’t involve dany (bc i just don’t think it adds anything to her story!! what she just uncritically follows in the footsteps of her ancestors and the practice which helped abuse and subjugate women in her family forever and fucks her nephews?? for what for WHY)

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

we all know what it is babeeeeee

i also do feel like there’s a distinct lack of smallfolk stans like people will pay lip service but when it actually comes to smallfolk characters it’s all “oh i think davos is boring” “oh i don’t see the point of bringing gendry back into arya’s story” “oh i hate hugh/ulf” “oh robb’s campaign is against a vile evil it’s fine if he marched over some poors” “well mirri murdered a baby so” i’ve even seen “dunk is boring” IS THERE A GAS LEAK IN EVERYONES HOUSES COLLECTIVELY. WHAT HAPPENED TO EAT THE RICH HUH??

[nicxl333]

Ngl first time I saw baby rin he kinda looked like an alien 😭 My man was NOT made to get babyfied

HELP

leave my pookie alone he was kinda adorable 💀 we should be talking about sae tbh cause he looked like a whole gremlin (ntm on him tho he’s my husband after all)

[bigbumder96]

schools in barking and dagenham ranked by their seneca xp:

i hate to dox myself but oh well😞😞

10. eastbrook

whos even surprised?? this school is a shithole, and i fear for the whole eastbrook areas future😣

9. marsh green

alright, WHO invited a primary school here😭 cant blame them for being so low tbh. also i love going to the co-op right next to ur school😛

8. eastbury

i couldnt tell u a single thing about this school😰😰i rarely go barking cuz its way more shittier than dagenham

7. sydney russel

literally HOW are you guys so low???😭 this school is rich i swear, they have a full on fountain in their reception🙁 maybe they spend tm money on random cars for decoration instead of education

they should also invest in locks for the classroom doors. we havent forgot about the arrest made last year due to the ‘incident’…

6. dagenham park

ngl everyone from this school is either really smart or really dumb. no inbetween at all. ntm u guys are DIRT poor and ur school is tiny😭 ur getting carried by ur sports teams which is just sad💔 i saw somewhere that they havent bought new textbooks in so long that the old school name (dagenham priory) is still printed inside the cover💀yetthey dont have to pay fr food tech items?? wtf😭

top five now‼️

5. goresbrook

im not surprised theyre so high - this school is ran like a full on PRISON from what ive heard😭 i see u guys with ur logoed bags and detentions for speaking in the corridor👀

4. the warren

ive always had an inexplicable hatred towards you. you guys just pmo for no reason. it was either because the uniform designers thought they dd something with the blue strip on the blazers, or because my dad used to tell me about the fights he’d get in w the kids from ur school. eiter way, driving past the warren still gives me heart palpitations. btw ur all weirdos

3. robert clack

im not surprised the nepo babies got third😞 considering u guys get visits from the royal family and have the biggest school site in the uk, im guessing u guys r rich and well educated. well let me just tell you that us commoners never got to tell meghan markle she was beautiful. (ps: i know a guy who used to somehow know the guy who called her beautiful - apparently hes a rude annoying prick🤐)

2. all saints

you guys are geniuses. all the smart people from my primary school went to this school. it was like a magnet for smart people - probably due to the name that signifies christianity AND modern knowledge (bargain.) well let me just tell you that the name is a LIE. everything that happens there is far from holy OR smart😭 you guys may be book smart, but you lack basic common sense.

1. jo richardson

sigh… icl, i forgot everything about this school. i cant remember if ur all idiots or smart. from what i can i fer, u guys are boring but smart. nuce building + location tho, very scenic😍

[diaryofageminivenus]

No. 5 - Bonnet

I cant believe I've never posted this story, I felt like I had typed it up but never published it. ntm yall, I was probably high af and forgot to publish it and deleted it.

let me tell yall about my best body to date, I barely remember the first time we had sex because it wasn't the best. so I will be telling yall about my favorite memories of him. I also barely remember the first time because we just fucked like rabbits it is insane.

we met on the third day of school during our freshman year of college, I was walking to class and he saw me walking and said "excuse me, what's your name". that really got me, we were walking to class and it was a short walk, but he still struck up a conversation with me. he then asked me where I was from and I told him, then he told me he was from Houston. I love Houston men, I love them with a passion. I think I'm going to move to Houston omg. anyways, he asked for my Instagram but I didn't have one then, so he asked for my number. I gave him my number and he didn't text me immediately. I thought about him for my whole first class, then saw him in my second class. every time I looked up, he was always looking at me. he then texted me "what are we supposed to be doing"... he was late to class so I can't blame him. from that day we just started texting and then it progressed into the sweetest love story of freshman year.

I have so many stories about him, so lets talk about the one time that was just so memorable to me. the time we had sex before I went to work.

he spent the night at my dorm, and I was telling him I needed to get up for work. we were both a little tired, we didn't even have sex the night before he knew I had to open since I was a shift lead at the time, but man I was soooooo horny. I was ovulating during this time also, but I suppose he knew that because he just asked if I wanted some head. one thing about water signs, they love giving head and they are amazing at it. my cancer baby, my love, my swimmer, he was amazing when it came to giving head. he knew what I liked and he knew exactly how I liked my head. he went down, took my shorts off, and came back up to me to start kissing me. while he was kissing me he was playing with my coochie, he didn't put any fingers in yet, but he was just gently grazing over my coochie. he then told me i looked pretty when he started feeling how wet i was then he put in one finger. I can only take one of his fingers because his fingers were thick, he knew that tho. then he went down and started eating me out, omggggg I was melting. he took one hand and started playing with my nipples. at this point I was getting fingered, sucked, and I was just losing all sense of motor function.

I told him to come up and fuck me because I was so ready. he got up and took off his shorts, he was already hard and I was just so ready to fuck him. I pulled him closer to me and we were kissing then he put it in. i softly moaned in his mouth, he started off so slow and he was just calling me pretty. he was a talker, he said I was pretty, he called me princess, and he then went to my nipples and started sucking on them. I told him to start going faster, and he then went faster, and oh my goooooooosshhhhhhhhhhhhh. I melted, I melted, I melted, oh my gosh. then I pushed him off and turned him on his back, and I started riding him. he was guiding me on the tempo he wanted me to go, he pulled me down so that I could kiss him the whole time, then he started to let me do my own thing. I reached back and started stroking his dick while I was riding him and that just made him nut immediately. he nutted inside of me, and he pulled me off and kissed me. I then started getting ready for work, and he started making my bed because I was about to leave. he made sure I had everything ready for me to go to work.

I miss him so much. I want to fuck him again, I will be posting more stories about him.

[satanfemme]

re: that post I reblogged yesterday(?) about how dogs can be/are dangerous, and my tags saying they aren't human babies. I'm thinking about that still cause, honestly imo, soooo many problems with how people treat dogs seems related to the fact that most people see them as a 1:1 equivalent to a small human child. infantalizing them to a cartoonish degree. cause it's like, yes they need so much help navigating human society, and it's our job to care for them either way -- that's literally the evolutionary relationship our two species have. but an adult dog is still gonna be a fully autonomous living thing exactly the same as you are as an adult human. different social rules/'types' of intelligence/evolutionary niches doesn't negate the existence of a dog's internal world, thoughts, wants, and opinions. u might not be able to fully relate to those thought processes or understand them, but your understanding isn't what gives them worth.

(ntm it's entirely possible to better understand dog behavior with simple practice/research, but maybe that's just my personal "inclined to understand dogs better than other humans" neurodivergence talking idk lol)

obv example, but that's all why small dogs (who are easier to physically control, and therefor easier to physically treat like a toy/baby) are so frequently reactive -- their autonomy isn't respected otherwise. meanwhile in a lot of cases (tho nowhere near all unfortunately), large dogs can more easily demand respect before resorting to reactivity. and that's why we have to bribe the dogs at work so constantly lol. if a guy who's stronger than me doesn't want to follow me somewhere or go into a kennel for me or whatever, I simply can't force him even if I try. he will just stand there, and no one can stop him. so instead we need to work together to reach a mutual agreement; it's two-way communication. in the same vein: one of the first things I was trained on at work is how to respect dogs' consent/ask for their consent with things whenever possible. these considerations are super important in treating dogs right... and yet how frequently are they ignored/not-considered by humans cause a dog is seen as unthinking or lesser?

anyway this is just an incomplete thought tangent that doesn't even touch upon the way human children are wrongfully denied autonomy as well, or how worth isn't remotely tied to intelligence anyway. but u know. just something I've been thinking about while dealing with bad dog owners/potential-owners every day & while contemplating "hecking pupper furbaby" culture