#ns/fw q&a

[forbidden-creature-snacks]

I'd like to interact with more people so here's this

Stolen this from twitter and typed up;

50 questions

Biggest turn on?

Biggest turn off?

Quickest way to get horny?

Top 3 places to be touched?

Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

Sex or masturbation?

Spit or swallow?

Rough or Romantic sex?

Loud or quiet partners?

How much foreplay do you like?

How much teasing do you like?

Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

How much kissing do you like during sex?

Favourite place to have sex?

Would you have sex in public?

Last place you had sex?

Where would you most like to have sex?

Do you like spontaneous sex or do you need to be in the mood?

Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?

Biggest kink?

Are you okay with name calling?

Would you do any BDSM?

Do you prefer to tie someone up or be tied up?

Do you like orgasm denial?

Do you like overstimulation?

Do you like pain being involved?

(send a kink with this number) do you have this kink?

Do you own sex toys? How many?

What do you masturbate to?

Do you go for multiple rounds or settle for one orgasm?

Do you enjoy giving oral?

Do you prefer to give or receive oral?

What makes you orgasm fastest?

Do you do anal?

Favourite position?

How often do you have unprotected sex?

Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?

How do you prefer your partner's pubic hair?

What do you wear to bed?

Try to describe how an orgasm feels for you.

Do you have extreme kinks? Which ones?

Do you like your balls being played with?

Do you squirt?

How often do you masturbate?

Favourite sex toy?

Do you masturbate with penetration?

Do you like roleplay?

Any funny sex stories?

Weirdest porn you've ever watched?

Ever used something that isn't made for sex, in the bedroom?

[fuckedmutt]

when they cum in their underwear and u can watch the wet spot grow <3 when their cum is enough to drip through <3<3<3

[valeisaslut]

the one night stand- mdni (+18)

clic to read pt.2!

⚢ pairing: Shane McCutcheon (The L Word, 2004) x Reader 𖥔 ݁ ˖

�� synopsis: Shane stood near the entrance of the party, her androgynous beauty catching the attention of a few curious onlookers. When her eyes fall in a beautiful lady, she already knows what to do 𖥔 ݁ ˖

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♱ content: smut!!, dom/switch! Shane, switch! reader, short fluff, fingering (r!receiving), oral sex (r!giving and receiving), sitting on Shane's face, cum eating, degradation, beg kink, pet names, etc. MDNI!!! 𖥔 ݁ ˖

꒱࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ Hii! this is my first fic in tumblr, i noticed that there wasn't enough Shane smut out there and i said WHY NOT, lets make the lesbians happy. This is my fist smutty fic and english isn't my first language, so if the is some misspelling or writing mistakes I will be happy to receive constructive criticism! This fic is inspired by a chat i had on character ai lmao. Sorry if this goes too straight to the point (the only straight this fic will have) and doesn't have that long of an intro! i'm kinda lazyyy 𖥔 ݁ ˖

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In a hot Saturday night, Shane McCutcheon has nothing to do, so she decided to take her always-first-option, go to a party. She stood near the entrance of the host house, her androgynous beauty catching the attention of a few curious onlookers. Her dark, tousled hair framed her striking face, and her confident demeanor radiated an air of mystery and allure. She wore a fitted leather jacket over a loose white shirt, paired with faded jeans that hugged her figure just right. Her favorite pair of boots completed the look, adding a touch of edginess to her ensemble.

She remained unphased while looking at her surroundings, until her eyes fell on you, a beautiful woman and all alone. Shane checked you out, smiling warmly at the new prey standing in front of her.

"hey" she said, her confidence taking over her actions.

"excuse me, can i help you?" you looked at the direction of the womanly voice, not expecting such a beauty to appear in your radar.

"maybe..." She raised an eyebrow and responded with a flirty grin.

"in what exactly?" Shane's demeanor flustered you, her confidence filling the whole room.

"in convincing you to go out for a drink with me." Shane smirked as she stepped closer, brushing her fingers against your arm.

"that's a little bold" you say in a sarcastic, but flirty tone.

"a little?" Shane chuckled, raising an eyebrow as she leaned a little closer, bringing her body closer to yours. She looked at you with a suggestive smile, her eyes holding a suggestive flirty glint.

“well, womanizer, whats your name?" you smile as you get closer to her. She raised an eyebrow and smirked again as she saw you step closer, her eyes following the movements of your body.

"I'm Shane, and you?" she responded in her characteristic confident monotone.

"that is a pretty name, I'm y/n" you say, matching her tone and looking lustfully at her eyes, and then her lips.

"It's nice to meet you, y/n." Shane said softly, her voice a sexy murmur as her hand slid down your chin, her thumb caressing your lower lip. 

"you know, you are so different to every woman I have ever seen" she murmured, staring into your eyes as she leaned in even closer to you.

"Oh, and what makes me so different?" you asked with an unconvinced smirk, tilting your head to one side as you looked at her with a look of genuine curiosity.

"your confidence, your amazing style, your hands, your lips.."  she gets closer, nearly kissing you but not doing it.

You smirked again as Shane brushed her lips against yours, your heart pounding as you felt the other woman's hot breath on your skin. "Oh, you like them, do you?" you murmured, your voice a deep whisper as your gaze roamed to Shane's lips and back to her eyes again. "Kiss me then. Show me just how much."

"if you want it so badly..." Shane sighed softly as your lips met hers, her body instinctively moving closer to her and wrapping her arm around your waist. Her free hand brushed against your hip, slowly running along the curve of your body.

Shane kissed you passionately, her hand gently massaging your back. As she felt your body press against hers, her breath and her pulsed quickened, feeling something she had never felt before.

She broke the kiss, looking at you with pure passion in her eyes "let's go to my place" she muttered.

"I want to, but it smells like trouble" you responded looking at the other way, trying hardly not to follow the impulse of throwing yourself at her arms right here and right now.

"trouble is my middle name." Shane said with a smirk, biting her lip and caressing your face, bringing your eyes to look at her direction again.

"please, come home with me, I promise i won't disappoint you." She deeply murmured, her breath tickling your ear as a shiver ran through your spine,.

"fuck it, let's go" you said, throwing the last bit of critical thinking you ever had in that moment. It isn't that bad, you thought to yourself, It's only a silly one night stand, right?

Right?....

"I like that answer." Shane grinned, her free hand brushing against your waist again as she pulled you outside and towards her motorcycle. She took her keys and sat in the shiny leather seat, handing you her black helmet.

"safety first, pretty girl" she said, making you chuckle as you put the helmet on and sat behind her, grabbing her waist tightly. You didn't feel it, but Shane got goosebumps all over her body, what was happening to her? she usually never felt like this with the girls she brought home.

"This is going to be a long night" she thought.

"your apartment is nice, what do you do for a living?" you said after entering to her place, looking around.

"I'm actually a hairstylist, believe it or not." Shane said as she walked into her apartment, kicking off her shoes at the door. She paused for a moment, looking back at you with a charming smile. "and what about you, what do you do?"

"I believe it, you have those vibes. I'm an artist, believe it or not" you responded, taking off your jacket and leaving it in a chair near you.

"an artist? I bet you're super creative" Shane said with a warm smile as she started taking off her jacket, her gaze following your body. "But I think you're even more beautiful." She murmured, her voice a deep whisper as she walked up to you.

"you really think so?"

"I know so" Shane murmured, brushing her fingers against your cheek and lowering her voice to a sexy murmur. "You're absolutely gorgeous, y/n."

"you are not so bad yourself" you said, your voice nearly a whisper.

"Oh, so you think I'm gorgeous too?" Shane smirked, moving her hand behind you neck to pull you closer again. Her mouth was inches away from your lips, and she stared at you with a sultry pout. "Maybe I should prove how gorgeous I am to you."

"then stop talking and do it" Shane chuckled softly as you said it, kissing you hungrily. She moaned softly as she kissed you and pulled you closer again. "let's go upstairs" she whispered, taking your hand.

Shane led you to her bedroom, closing the door behind you and locking it. She turned to look at you, her gaze roaming over your body before moving back up to your eyes. "It took me every ounce of willpower not take you right there at the party" she whispered, walking over to you to caress the curve of her waist.

"maybe you should have" you were feeling even bolder than usual, Shane's charm and caresses taking you to the limit.

"well, then I guess I'll have to make it up to you now." Shane said as she leaned up to kiss your neck. She slowly walked you towards the bed, pushing you onto it as her mouth worked its way down your body, while slowly taking off your dress.

"that sounds fair enough" you playfully said.

Shane chuckled quietly as she continued to caress your skin with her lips, her tongue teasing your skin with light licks. She smiled softly as she watched you tremble beneath her touch, your soft whimpers only adding to her excitement.

She smirked as her fingers brushed against your hips again, her mouth continuing its work along your body. "look at you, so eager for my touch." she purred.

Shane leaned in to kiss you again, her tongue seeking entrance to your mouth. "Mmm… Do you feel it too?" she whispered against your lips. "the way I'm feeling right now… for you." she felt your skin and scent was intoxicating her, and her heart was beating loudly in her chest.

"I need you so badly" you said, whimpering and making her almost loose her mind.

Shane pushed herself back slightly to look at you with a teasing smile "need me, do you?" she whispered.

"even more than you think" you responded, feeling hot everywhere.

"then beg me." Shane purred, watching you with a flirtatious smirk

is she really asking me this? you though to yourself.

She started to skillfully unclasp your bra with one hand, which she did in a fast, almost imperceptible move. Shane's eyes widened when she saw your breasts, and she let out a low gasp of pleasure.

But then, you though "fuck it" for the second time in only one night.

"god... please Shane" She was just about to take off her shirt when you moaned, her eyes moving up to meet your gaze again.

"good girl, that is exactly what i wanted to hear" her voice a deep whisper as she laid her hands on your breasts, massaging them.

"I think I've been patient enough tonight." she said as she connected her mouth to your nipple and roughly pinching the other, making your hips jump upwards while you whimpered.

“Is it too much angel?” Shane said and you could hear the smirk in her voice. You squirmed in her arms. She tugged again and you cried out. “Jesus, Shane”

She smoothed a hand up and down your thigh. “How ‘bout we take these off?” Shane offered, removing her mouth from your nipple. “Yes please” Your whiny plea made her fist tighten momentarily, and she had to breath out once through her nose before she continued.

"you are driving me fucking crazy" she said, while you started taking off her shirt. Shane looked down at your panties, and at the sight of the obvious wet patch on your underwear both of you let out a shaky breath.

Shane's chest was exposed, you started kissing her breasts and your hands roamed thru her body. She moaned softly when she felt your lips and hands, her fingers clutching at your hips. "that feels so good, baby" she sighed softly, her eyes half closed in pleasure.

Shane's smirk grew as she felt you run her hand down her thigh, her eyes meeting you with a sultry stare as she leaned in to kiss you again. As your kiss broke apart, Shane was speechless, just smiling and looking at your lips with a hypnotic gaze. "y'a know.. you have a very tempting mouth"

"let me show you how really tempting it is" you whispered in her ear, your voice dripping with sensuality while you lowered her pants just enough to reveal her wet panties, pulling them aside to blurt her glistening folds. As you kissed her clit, she let out a soft “fuck” at your eager mouth, letting you know that she was enjoying every second of it.

Your arms wrapped around her thighs, your hands caressing and gripping her soft flesh as she moved against your tongue, pleasuring herself on it while you gently sucked on her clit. Her taste was intoxicating, her wetness growing with each passing moment as you explored her, with the addition of your saliva wetting her folds. 

She gazed down at you, before her eyes dart shut “there!” You could feel her body pulse and you knew you found her spot. Her clit flicking roughly over your tongue.

Her eyes snap open and she peered at you “Jesus, this feels so good.” she said as her head rolled back. Her hand grabbed a fistful of your hair as she roughly pulled it, making you moan.

“yes baby, just like that.” she bites her lip, followed by a whispered “fuck” and you know she is already reaching her peak. Her moans and the graphic sound of her wetness filling the room.

Her eyes tightened as she begins to grind harder and faster into your mouth. She reached her peak of pleasure, her body pulsating with rapture as you slipped two fingers inside of her as she let out a long cry.

Her rhythm continues and you can tell the new pressure you added is building her quickly. Her moans grow louder, more animalistic. She pushes hard against you and you can even feel her pulse intensify, her sounds grow and grow, until suddenly her hands let go your hair and her head falls back in quiet breathy moans.

She was gripping the bedsheets tightly while she rode out her high in your mouth, you could her swollen clit pounding, her body still trembling and her legs shaking. "god damn y/n" she moaned breathlessly as she opened her eyes and to meet her gaze with yours.

You take your face off her pussy, seeing her flinch slightly at the cold air touching her sensitivity. When she finally descended from her euphoria, you took her cheeks and drew her close, kissing her deeply and allowing her to savor herself in your mouth.

"that was... mind blowing to say the least" Shane says on a deep huff and a lazy smile on her face, her eyes full of lust "let me make it up to you"

"i'll be happy to let you.." you said on a flirty tone, expectant for her next action. Shane hovered over you, her eyes scanning every inch of your features. The palpable desperation on your gaze was obvious to her. She knew that you wanted her as much as she did, so she gave in to her desire.

"I must say, I don't think I've ever felt this attracted to anyone before" she breathed out, her voice a soft whisper.

Her hand traced a path down thru the insides of your thigh, massaging you through the fabric of your soaked panties. A whimper escaped your lips in response to her touch "I can't help but notice how wet you are" she murmured, tilting her head slightly and watching you collapse beneath her, succumbing to her seduction.

She slipped her hand under your panties and let two of her fingers slide into your wet entrance with ease, eliciting an audible groan from you. A moan escaped her lips as she realized how tight you were against her.

She pressed her lips to yours, the kiss intense and passionate. You moaned against her lips as she continued to thrust her fingers in and out of you, her thumb finding its way to your throbbing clit and rubbing circles against it.

She trailed her lips down to your neck, nibbling and sucking on the exposed skin and sending shivers down your spine. The pace of her thrusts quickened, and you felt her knuckles slapping against your skin.

"Jesus fucking christ, Shane" A series of moans escaped your lips as you felt the tension drain from your body. Your moans and whimpers sending vibrations to her lips and waves of bliss were coursing through your body. She curled her fingers inside you, finding your sweet spot and making you wince with pleasure.

As you felt your orgasm approaching, you dug your nails onto Shane's back as your thighs trembled. She noticed you were on the verge and paused, causing you to pout. "why did you stop..." you said, dissatisfied.

"you can't wait for it, can you, love?" she said as she brought her fingers to her mouth and sucked your juices off them, humming as she savored your taste. "be more patient, trust me, it will worth it".

She snaked her fingers around the hem of your panties, slowly pulling them off and tossing them somewhere in the room, but you couldn't have cared less.

"come here," she says pulling you on top of her, to which you obeyed, your bare pussy nestled against her lower abdomen. "Come sit on my face." She commanded, putting her hands on your hips and encouraging you to scoot up. You comply, adjusting yourself until your folds are hovering over her eager lips.

She pressed down on your hips, and with a swift motion she buried her face into your pussy, her tongue swirling against your folds, collecting every drop of your remaining wetness.

"Fuck... you taste so good," she moaned against you, her voice dripping with desire. She sucked loudly on your clit, watching as your eyes rolled back with ecstasy. You grind your hips against her mouth, grasping onto the headboard for support as your cries of pleasure grew louder and more intense when she increased her movements.

She placed her hands on the curve of your ass, guiding you up and down her tongue. Incoherent murmurs escaped your lips as she traced different patterns on your swollen bundle of nerves.

"Shane-" you cried out, your thighs already quivering under the ministrations of her skilled tongue on you. She hummed against your clit in response, enveloping her arms around your thighs to firmly keep you planted on her face.

"fuck, don't stop" you whine, your words blending together as she continues to fervently fuck you with her mouth. She skillfully manages to slip her fingers into the mess, a loud moan escaping your lips at the sudden intrusion.

Desperately searching for something to steady yourself, you grab a fistful of Shane's hair and pull it, causing her to moan into your pussy and the vibrations sent shivers down your spine.

"come on baby, cum for me." she coaxes as ecstatic moans and curses spill from your lips. "good girl, just like that" she commends. Your body convulses as white flashes blind you, everything around you vanishing and pure bliss overtakes your body.

You continue to ride out your high on Shane's face, your climax washing over you as she ensures to catch every last drop of your release. You quiver as she uses her tongue to clean you up.

You pull yourself off of her, settling yourself in the spot next to her. Both of you take a moment to catch your breath, sweat glistening down your features. "How 'bout we take a shower?" she suggests, leaning in towards you. "Sounds perfect." you smile, rising from the bed and starting to make your way to the bathroom on a confident demeanor. She lets out a chuckle at your eagerness, allowing you to take her hand and lead her to the bathroom.

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clic to read pt.2!

Guysss please let me know if you want a part 2 and I will happily write it! Hope you enjoyed and I am be very grateful for every repost, like or share you want to give.

(sorry again if there's any spelling or writing mistake)

[sapphic-delight]

I genuinely don’t understand people who despise the cold but adore the heat. The only time I want to be sweaty and bitten is in bed with a gorgeous woman, not while I’m just existing outside and being a feast to fucking mosquitos.

[1027am]

i want a loser freak bf so badly.

i just want to tug on his leash whenever he's being too much of a little loser

[ruff-puppy]

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[goodboychronicles]

i’m not really someone who makes a lot of noise while fucking other than panting and teenie tiny little whimpers but fuck, hearing my partner talk to me so calmly while turning me into a quivering mess in the hottest thing ever

[fuckedmutt]

last concert i went to this punk tboy i’d just met took my hand and pulled me through the crowd into the moshpit and almost immediately managed to get hit and his nose start bleeding. i wanted to kiss him right there. what does this say about me

[c0rpsep4rty]

800 followers Q&A!!

holy shit!! i hit 800 followers wtf??? i’ve had this blog for only a few months that’s so crazy

since there’s so many of yall i figured we could do a little q&a!!

i love being able to chat with you guys, i wanna know more about yall and i wanna share more with everyone :3

so please!! if you have any questions or comments don’t afraid to send it to my ask box!! anons are on as well :3

(pls send stuff im so bored and wanna talk to people online :P)

[sapphic-delight]

My fingers aren’t enough, I need a desperate slut to eat me out like I’m her last supper while I pull on her hair and tell her how good she’s doing

[icedgaypresso]

I made the mistake of scrolling through Tumblr at work and now I'm a mess. God, you're so hot I just want you to make me beg for you, I want to be used as your personal toy, be told to get on my knees, I dont care how slutty im being,

My panties are soaked, I can hardly talk to anyone because I keep thinking about riding your strap until I'm in tears, moaning over and over until my voice is gone. I'm so horny

I'm not even going to sign this lol

You're a mess at work? Just how desperately do you want to be used by me, darling?

I'd make you do the sluttiest things for me. Just a pretty little thing for me to play with..

Gods, I bet you'd look gorgeous riding me. My strap bottoming into you, again and again and again..

Wonder what people would think if they found out you were thinking such filthy things at work.

Those panties better be ruined by the time work ends, sweetheart..

I'm always here to help you with your horniness ;)

You're not signing off? Hmm

[wires-crossed-over]

been getting so little sleep in the past few weeks bc of work i just walk around all day tired and grumpy and constantly horny, sipping coffee and wanting to go home to stuff myself with a toy and promptly fall asleep

and then maybe someone can crawl over me to tug my work clothes off and maybe admire how the silly thing stretches me... not like i'll notice anyway since my cunt is already used to being filled to the brim and im so tired i wont wake up from it

i'd make a good pretty little cockwarmer too, twitching and clenching down on it because my body immediately tries to milk any cock for all the cum its worth even if i'm not aware of it

or you can always replace it with your wonderful little cock and fuck me into waking up so i begin begging even before im fully aware of whats happening

and you dont have to worry about me cumming too soon because i can only do that if i touch my cock and i wont be able to do that if you tell me not to, and until then i'll just have to squirm and beg

hey, if by any chance i do cum you can just fuck me through it into another orgasm and then another, making me milk your pretty little cock for all the cum it can give, filling me up with it so that my belly is full of it, gushing out of me when i pull out so you have to plug me up to make me keep it in

really really really wanna be someone's perpetually sleep-deprived and cum-filled slut <33

[vi-for-vendetta]

Y'all ever think about the song "The Internet is for Porn" from Tony award winning musical Avenue Q? Because I do. Especially as I'm sitting here posting to my horny account lol.

[goodboychronicles]

whenever i’m straddling my partner and i start getting worked up, i have to keep myself from grinding into him like a dog in heat because it makes me feel so embarrassed.

I’m getting better at letting loose during sex but fuck it’s hard.

[thegendertoy]

I, a young, slim man with silvery hair, enter your casino, holding an iridescent black card. I seem unnerved by the loud and colorful games surrounding me, as though unaware of the nature of this establishment. This was different from the dark cycles present at the casinos out in the desert, but... I'd received an offer too good to refuse, and travel to go with it. It must have been a mistake, I'd thought— I'd never played here before. I'd never even heard of the place. But your representative was very convincing, and the itinerary arrived. Everything had gone off without a hitch.

Your assistant had provided you with my measurements and photos: a trans man, pale, post-top but not post-bottom surgery. Your notes say he's likely suseptible to hypnosis, and your assistants' analysis had concluded he was very experienced in other regards, too. It was odd, I had considered, that the casino had wanted so much information, but your representative insisted that your club required a robust physical description of all players. For security purposes, of course.

Finally, I am led to your office, card in hand. After everything I've seen, I can't help but hover, hesitant, near the doorway.

"Hi, my name is Q. I was invited to join the Raven Club?"

The doors to my office open and you see me with a warm smile on my face. I can't help but give you a quick hug.

Oh Q, yes! Darling, I'm so glad you made it! I already know your name. My assistant was more than thorough with their analysis on you. Please, please, come in. All guests are to be treated with hospitality, and you are no exception.

Before you have anytime to say a word, I quickly lead you in and close the door behind you, before sitting you down in front of my desk. It's almost jarring what with the hug and how suddenly I move you. Not to mention there's a lingering sweet smell in the air. I pour you a glass of sparkling water, and you can almost swear it sparkles with a somewhat purple glint. I sit down and bring out your files.

Have a sip hun, I'm sure you're a bit thirsty after your long trip here, hm? All the way from the desert? Was the transportation I gave you more than comfortable? Oh but look at me, bombarding you with all these questions and hospitality, I haven't even given you a chance to say more than "hello."

I giggle and take a deep breath, trying to recompose, hoping I didn't come off too strong.

[asyouwlsh]

Mm I’m too sleepy to go put my T on. My doctor has me putting it on my thighs as well which is so annoying. Wish someone would carry me to the bathroom and put it on for me and then maybe let their hands wander a bit when they were done since I have to be naked from the waist down while it dries anyway.