#now you're switching up your behavior kim
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bonny-kookoo · 10 months ago
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Hey, I found Sweet Tooth and absolutely loved it.
I wanted to ask you if you'd write an intermediate scenario or something before she's warmed up to Yoongi, where she throws a tantrum and hurts herself, and they go to the doctor, where she overhears someone advising Jimin that it's totally normal to let go of a problematic hybrid or pet especially if your partner doesn't like them, and there are shelters that take them in?
And with her heightened Cat hearing it freaks her out into shutting her tantrums down long term - but jimin is oblivious to her fear because things are going so well with Yoongi?
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"So, just for protocol, how exactly did it happen?" A nurse asks, while you're being treated in another room, door slightly opened just in case she's needed at any point.
"She.. her living situation changed quite drastically. And she has trouble adapting." Jimin admits to her gently, tone soft to not be heard by you. "My partner and her.. don't get along very well. And she sometimes acts a bit out, which causes accidents like this." He further details, sighing. "They were fighting over something, and my partner accidentally closed the door on her tail as she went out. It was absolutely not intentional!"
"Hm, yeah, it's sometimes hard for hybrids to adapt. You also have another hybrid?" She asks, reading your medical info on the computer screen while she taps away some more info.
"Yes, my partner's. A canine hybrid." He informs her, and she nod.
"You know, it's a totally reasonable thing to think about moving one out." She suggests to jimin, who's face starts to become a little confused and irritated. "Giving her past history, she's a bit problematic, so her behavior is quite natural. There's tons of good places for hybrids like her though- since it's generally recommended to keep hybrids of both her category and behavioral issues in stable families as a single hybrid."
"Thats.. no, she's just.." jimin stammers, having never even thought about it once. But how are you feeling right now? Is he really doing the right thing, or is he just being selfish by hoping you'll adapt at some point?
And will you really adapt, or just admit defeat?
"I'll write down some numbers, alright? It's your choice to make." She suggests gently. He can sense that she really only has your best interest in mind. "This down here is Dr. Kim Taehyung, he's an expert in hybrid behavioral therapy. He might even take her in himself!" She suggests, before giving jimin the note. "Think about it."
He doesn't have to. He could never give you away like that.
Back home, something's definitely wrong though, ecer since that incident. You're quiet, detached, don't even interact with Jungkook anymore- the poor canine hybrid having tried everything from your favorite snacks to a collection of his personal favorite plushies. Nothing seems to get a reaction out of you anymore.
And what's the oddest, is how you just.. listen to whatever yoongi tells you to do.
Wash the dishes? You'll do it, quietly. You'll even dry them and put them away to your best abilities.
Make your bed? You even do laundry if he tells you to, even though you struggle to memorize all the different settings and programs.
Set the table? You'll just do it, robotically, not even a roll of your eyes.
One might think yoongi would enjoy this new, quiet side of you- but he doesn't. The guilt about accidentally hurting you that day still eats him alive, the sound of your painful cries still haunting him in his sleep.
Jimin, however, doesn't seem to realize the secerity of the situation. He tries to reassure his partner by saying that you'll just need some time, that hospitals just spook you, and that you maybe just want to be a good girl for once.
But Jungkook especially, is concerned. This isn't like you, and it's not a normal change of mind either. No one just flips around like a switch over night like that.
"I'll go to work now, yeah?" Jungkook tells you- but you just nod, no protest coming from you. Jungkook's ears droop down, tail limp behind him as he throws Yoongi a helpless look, before he leaves for work, leaving you and the oldest human alone in the house.
"Alright, I'm done with this." He says, and you look at him at that, fearful.
He hates it. Why are you scared of him?
"I promise you, I didn't mean to hurt you that day." Yoongi runs a hand through his hair, before he sits down on the couch next to you, with respectful distance. "I'm sorry. I really am."
"Its fine." You just state, but he shakes his head.
"Its not fine. Nothing is fine at all." He denies. "Is there anything else that happened? Something bothering you?" He asks, but you just shake your head. "If you don't want to talk to me, then talk to Jimi-"
"He wants to give me away." You say, pulling up your legs to yourself.
"...what?" Yoongi asks in disbelief. Jimin loves you- he'd never give you away- he'd probably much rather admit defeat in this relationship than give you up.
"The nurse and him.. talked about stuff." You mumble into your knees. "He got like.. she wrote down some numbers for him. One of them a doctor.. for behavior problems and stuff.." you explain, tail wrapping around yourself in comfort. "Because it's alright to give up shitty hybrids like me. You know." You shrug. "Cause I'm supposed to be alone."
"Thats bullshit." Yoongi declines, crossing his arms. "Everything about this. He'd never give you away, and neither are you shitty or supposed to be alone." He denies, getting up to get his phone- accidentally digging in the pockets of the wrong coat, fingers finding a note instead.
Three numbers. One of them labeled 'Dr. Kim Taehyung'
..are you possibly telling the truth? Does jimin really want to go this far just to save his relationship with him? He knows he should probably feel flattered. But he doesn't.
Not one bit.
"Its probably the best." You say from the couch still, looking over the backrest of it, ears down low. He's never seen you this.. insecure before. Vulnerable. "Then you'll all be happy. And maybe I can get fixed." You shrug, when Yoongi walks closer, hand on your head making you look up.
"There's nothing wrong with you." He denies, note clenched in his fist as he just crumples it up. "And you're not going to be alone." He says, walking upstairs into his office.
And you swear, just for a second, his eyes seemed to sparkle a little from unshed tears bubbling up.
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withjaejae · 3 months ago
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Smoke | KNJ {CollegeAU}
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parings: Fuckboy!Namjoon x Kinky!Reader (side Hoseok)
Wanings: smut, dom/sub, use of toys, use of restraints, gagging, reader is a mashochist, both love fucking but are smart as hell, rich college kids, frat (bts), cheating (?), hoseok gets fucked too, they smoke cigs, namjoon drives, alcohol consumption, rich parents behavior in the end, facetime(you'll see), she gets called a slut, POV switching(?). Let me know if I missed anything
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Its when Kim Namjoon, the college fuckboy, having been in the same class as him since freshman but only found you in Senior year when you decided a little change in wardrobe might be nice.
Who the fuck is that?
Namjoon knows every hot woman in class but her... Damn. Is she new? She must be. She walked in the room like she owned it. Her shoulders on display, those tight jeans that he'd love to peel off, she even smells nice even though she sits two chairs in front of him.
"Who's that?" He turns to Yoongi.
"Who?" He scans the room and sure enough, he knew what Namjoon was talking about. "I see. Can't be a transfer its too late into the semester." They both sink into their seats and observe you as you laugh with the guy sitting next to you.
"Why are you guys staring at Y/N." Jin whispers as he sits on the other side of Namjoon.
"Holy fuck, that's her?" Yoongi's jaw drops open. "Damn. It's about time she shows what she's capable of. Get it."
"Y/N. Huh, never thought she's this hot." Just before Namjoon switch seats the professor walks in.
"Don't look now, but Namjoon has been staring at you since the class started." Shayne, your gay best friend, whispers.
You try not to let it show but catching Namjoon's attention makes that former crush ignite again.
You know you'd catch him if you tried but you were too lazy to do anything if he's just gonna do you once. No, you plan on making it worth your while. If he still doesn't want you in the end, then so be it.
You can feel his stare and you definitely want to reel him in even more. When the professor asks everyone to hand in their papers, as usual, you're done first. The moment you stand up, you feel all the attention not just Namjoon's. Once you reach the bottom of the stairs you "accidentally" drop your paper and then you pull the 'legally blonde' move of bend and snap. Which in return, you see Namjoon's jaw clench and several others.
"Ms. Y/L/N. You look lovely today." Your professor Mrs. Pierce adores you, she keeps trying to set you up with her nephew but you often refused.
You turn around and notice most of the guys looking away, except for one. Namjoon maintains eye contact with you, you're not backing down either. You hold eye contact until you had to turn around and take your seat.
"Now, for this semester's project." Mrs. Pierce scans the crowd. "It'll be in pairs, but! I don't want you to pair with a friend or your roommate, but instead go for someone you don't know. You are nearing the end of your journey here, I'd like you to get to know each other well." She goes off about the project. His eyes fixed on the back of your head, he knew this was his chance.
He wasn't a dumb fuckboy, no. He was smart and often described as sexy brain. He knew you by name but you often dressed like a nun and never fixed your hair or face. Sure, Jin once said you were cute but Namjoon couldn't really see it until today. God, was he dumb this time. His ideal girl, right in front of him.
When the class ended several people approached you asking to be your partner, you gave them smiles but instead of leaving the room you turned around and walked up the stairs towards Namjoon.
You probably came here to ask to partner with him. But his imagination shattered when you turned to Jin asked if he already finished the paper for your language class.
"Shit. I forgot to send you the file last night but I'll forward it today, by lunch maybe." Jin casually answers and Namjoon frowns.
"Alright, text me." You bid before exiting the room.
"Okay, what the fuck?" Namjoon gets up and turns toward Jin. "When did you work with her? How? Why?"
"You skipped language last week and there was a group research done, there's four of us, chill." Namjoon scoffs and pushes past him, all Jin did was laugh. "Is Namjoonie jealous?"
"Fuck off. I do not get jealous." Jin continues to snicker.
Namjoon notices you at the end of the hall and chases after you before anyone else gets a chance.
"Y/N, hey!" You turn around to see him practically sprinting towards you. You just stand wait.
You knew he'd break when you approached Seokjin instead of him. You knew that would add another nail to his coffin, you knew dancing with him would be dangerous and yet here you both are.
"If you're not yet taken, I'd like to have you as my partner on this project." Straightforward, you love it.
"Uhh, yeah, sure." You try to be non-chalant. "I have to be somewhere right now but I'd love to meet up tonight if that works for you."
"Tonight would be great. See ya." He smirks and walks back to his friends. You notice a few girls frowning at what just happened before them.
The day keeps you busy, with your own thesis in the works and At 6PM your phone notifies you.
From Unknown: Where should we meet?
To Unknown: I'm guessing this is Namjoon?
From NJ: Right, sorry. I got your number from Jin.
To NJ: I was just about to ask him for yours.
From NJ: So... Your place?
To NJ: yeah, sure. If you're ok with that.
From NJ: cool, I'll see you then.
To NJ: you know where I live?
From NJ: I was gonna ask Jin... 😅
To NJ: He won't know that.
To NJ: *Address*, See ya.
Namjoon had to ask Jin if he knew her address but like she said, he doesn't know. He tried asking a few people if they know but nobody does.
Does this mean... He's the first guy you're going to have over? Namjoon feels a little too giddy for that.
Its not like he was planning to fuck you right away, the project will come first, then you next.
He parks outside an apartment building, he punches a code to enter and gets to the elevator.
From YN: the passcode to my door is ******. I might be in the shower when you arrive.
Fuck. Namjoon was in trouble. He shouldn't be this turned on just by the mere trust you give him, he could be a psychopath. Or worse, you could be a psychopath.
But it was a stupid thought that he pushed aside and gave himself access to your home.
It was nice, cozy, a wall filled with books and a minimalist living space. Its mostly shades of grey, beige and a speck of teal.
He can't hear anything except for the classical music that's playing from wherever the speakers are.
He'a losing his mind, the books on your desk are those he too has read, you have Vivaldi playing, your couch looks new and your place is too clean for a college student. He knows you're not poor because even when he didn't notice you as much, he could see your clothes were expensive.
Staring at the wall of books, a certain shelf of unfamiliar books caught his attention, you pull one out and flip through it without any thought.
"I never pegged you as a smut type of guy." Your hair is tied in a bun, your robe too short for his sanity.
"Sorry, I was just looking." Why did he sound less confident? He clears his throat. "I mean, ummm..." He's losing his shit over the sight of your thighs.
You giggle. "Give me a couple more minutes." Your eyes linger on him, and he was sure you gave him the "fuck me" eyes. But he heard the lock on your door, so maybe not now.
Namjoon's phone buzzes in his pocket.
*GroupChat*
Jin: Hey Joon, while you're at it. Pls tell YN that I'm revising the paper. Thanks
JK: YN? Whomst?
Tae: *image sent*
JK: holy fuck.
Tae: i took this with her permission by the way.
It was a photo of you on the university bench, your white button down falling off your shoulder revealing the black strap of uour , your hair flowing down your shoulders, your black jeans following the form of your ass so nice.
*GroupChat*
HK: Give me her number.
NJ: Nope. I'm already at her place Hobi. You snooze, you lose.
Tae: tell her I said hi.
He hears the door click open and you step out in- God, what game are you playing.- You wear a white loose top and almost nothing for shorts since it looked like it was barely covering your ass. Namjoon chokes on his own spit, she just looks at him.
"You good?" Namjoon nods. "Alright, ummm... Follow me." You nod towards the corner down the hall.
"You have a really nice... place." Namjoon admires your ass more than your actual decor.
"Thanks, it's my parents'." You stop in front lf a door. "Main bedroom is there, toilet, guest bedroom, study, and game room."
"Oh, like xbox and stuff?" He really did quote 50 Shades.
You just smile and giggle, but that doesn't really answer his question. Again, his brain goes haywire.
"We can start on identifying our subject, we can meet here whenever our schedule permits and if we meet often then we'll be done before the end of the month." Namjoon takes a seat on the couch and takes out his own laptop while you fire up your PC.
"Hey, YN." Namjoon stares at your PC. You look at him. "Ummm... If I may ask what's on every guy's minds these days." You nod for him to continue. "Why the sudden change?" Namjoon smirks, hoping he'd steer the conversation towards something better.
"Oh... Yeah, well I got bored." You shrug. That's actually the truth, you got bored of having to look approachable. "I couldn't keep up my image in front of my family, and at Uni so, I just went with what was easier."
"Ah... I know what you mean." You look at him and raise an eyebrow. "Back in highschool, I used to be this goody two shoes in front of my family but at school, I was a beast."
You just giggled at how cute he is. But before he could press on, you offered to push start the project, which he surprisingly took well. Namjoon isn't a douche, a fuckboy, but not a douche.
Two hours in and you needed a breather. A heavy one. You've already trusted him enough to let him into your home, why not let him go all the way. With the clock nearing 11PM, you turn to watch him typ away on his laptop.
"Hey, do you wanna take a break?" Namjoon cracks his neck and nods. "Are you hungry?"
"Oh, sure. I could eat." You slowly nod and order a pizza from nearby. "Sorry to ask but is there any place I could smoke?"
"Oh, follow me." You cross the hall and enter the game room.
Namjoon thought it was pretty nice, there was a huge couch that could easily be a bed, an actual xbox and a mini fordge with energy drinks and water. He looks up and lowe and behold there were hooks.
"Damn. What kind of kinky shit do you do in here?" You blush but catch yourself, you're not ready for that kind of thing yet.
"I do flying yoga from time to time." You open the balcony doors where a couch was situated in the center next to a stand-alone ash tray.
You pull out a cigarette from the drawer beneath the couch and hand him one but he pulls out his own brand from his pocket.
Namjoon watches you as you casually smoke next to him, ass almost out, hair messy, and that top that does things.
He has to admit, watching you work for the past two hours got him feeling warm, he did try to do some research but all he could do was scan the room for something that he could use to open a conversation.
"You're so deep in thought." You smirk, two feet away from each other and Namjoon could feel the heat radiating off you. "You know, I didn't expect it when you asked me to be your partner." That was a lie.
"Well, I wanted to get to know you." And in your pants but there's a process.
Unlike usual fuckboys, Namjoon would actually go on a date then fuck them after and then he bounces.
That's how its always been for the past years, while you hid behind your glasses and messy outfits, Namjoon was getting a taste of every woman in campus.
You exchange a few stories from class, your parents, his parents and friends. Which he doesn't usually do.
"You have an odd group of friends." You state at the mention of his friend group.
"Yeah, but they're cool." He puts the cigarette on the ash tray and lean back.
"Yeah, Everyone knows that." You lean over Namjoon, your chest to his face as you put out your cigarette on the ashtray. You give him a second to inhale your scent.
Namjoon felt himself get hard, would it really be bad if you saw it? You practically shoved your tits on his face.
"What was that?" Namjoon questions and you just giggled and stood up.
"We should wrap up today, we have an early class tomorrow." He follows you back into the play room. As you lock up the balcony, Namjoon strays and opens the wrong door.
"Don't!" Fuck. Plans = ruined.
Namjoon's jaw drops. It was a closet, not just any closet, its filled with sex toys and lingerie, whips, chains, a fucking leash?!
"Fuck. I knew you were something." Namjoon turns expecting you to deny it and feel flustered but instead, you smirk. Which was really hot. "Were you planning to use this on me?"
You scoff. "Mr. Kim." You slowly approach him, his throat goes dry. "I don't think you can handle what I'm planning." Okay, now he was definitely hard and you know it, your body flushed against his, lips so close but he doesn't move.
You give him a peck on the lips and shut the closet door. He chased after your lips but you were already headed out the door.
"Oh no, you don't." He wraps his hand on the back of your neck and pulls you back, crashing his lips on yours.
He shuts the door and pushes you against it. Teeth clashing, his tongue down your throat.
The night has escalated. He lifts you up and carries you to the bed. Using your strength you flip over, you straddle his thighs and sit up.
"Maybe we shouldn't." You speak, his face falls but you just giggle and kiss him again.
You start grinding on his crotch, he moans into the kiss. His hands roam your body freely, on your ass, on your tits, then finally, down your core.
He wasn't surprised to find you wet, shit, even he had a wet patch in his boxers.
"Wait." You pull away but he sits up and trails kisses down your neck. "Fuck. I said...wa—" He did a thing with his tongue on your neck which made your brain short circuit. "Fuck it."
If Kim Namjoon is already on your bed, you'd better make it his best.
You only had about an hour of sleep, its 7am and you both have a lecture at 8.
You try your best to crawl out of bed while a naked Namjoon is wrapped around your torso, you reached for the shirt at the corner of the bed and decided that's what you're gonna wear for the morning.
You wonder how THE Kim Namjoon likes his eggs in the morning.
You get the coffee maker running and take out some eggs and decided that sunnyside is the safest, you put some bacon on the air fryer.
While you're frying some eggs, you hear the door room close. Mornings like this can go both ways, he'd try to sneak out or he'd actually join you for breakfast.
Instead, Namjoon wraps his arms around you cupping your tits then your ass. You giggle as he starts kissing your neck, he continues like that until you're done cooking three eggs and the air fryer finishes.
"Come on, we have to get ready for class." You spin within his hold and push his head off your shoulder.
God, was he gorgeous. And he thought the same of you.
"Mr. Sallow cancelled, a family emergency." He starts kissing down your neck again. "Which means, we can pick up where we left off this morning." But his stomach betrays him as it growls so loud.
"Breakfast first." You pick up the plates from the counter and bring it to the dining area.
He takes a seat and drags you with him, making you straddle him. He feels you naked below and you feel his dick twitch.
You grab a piece of bread and feed him, along with eggs and bacon. Not a finger was lifted by Namjoon this morning, they were probably tired.
"What time is your next class?" His voice was low and raspy, his pupils dilates now that he's fed.
"I think we have the next one at 2." He glances at the clock behind you, you had 6 hours to burn and he has a very detailed plan on how to do that. "But I do have errands to run. I'm running low on condoms." You whisper.
"We can do it raw next time so you can cut back on expenses?" You giggle again.
"Yeah, sure. Next time." You feed him.
Namjoon recognizes that tone from anyone. A doubt that he'd see them again, if it were any other woman, he'd get her hopes up and butter her up before leaving and never to call back again.
YN knows he'll be back faster than anyone, all the toys he picked out last night were things you wished someone used on you instead of the other way around.
Namjoon turned out to be the perfect playmate but you can't tell him that.
He touched you in all the right places, kissed you where you needed him the most, no wonder he was called a fuck boy because if he ignores any girl after this then you'd probably lose it too.
Thinking about what you did all night got you wey and Namjoon feels it.
"How about I have my breakfast now?" He picks you up and takes you to the couch but you stop him.
"I need to shower." You push him and run towards the shower but you didn't bother to pull the door all the way.
Namjoon takes it as a sign and follows you inside. And again, like last night you spent the morning wrapped up in each other.
At around 11AM when Namjoon finally needed to go home to get a proper bath.
"Do you need me to drop you off?" You offer, you're dressed in a jumpsuit and a leather jacket to cover all the scratches, hickeys and bruises namjoon has left on your skin.
If anything, Namjoon can get pretty rough and there are a few girls who didn't want to see him again because he figuratively broke them.
"I drove here." You nod. "So..." Namjoon starts.
"Damn. The slow 'so...' can really mean a lot." You giggle. "Don't worry, Joon. I won't be chasing you down the road if that's what ypu're worried about."
That's not what he meant. Quite the opposite.
"No, I was going to ask when can I see you again?" He follows you out of the apartment and down the hall.
"We'll see each other at class this afternoon." You play non-chalant, his game.
"Can I see you after?" He slowly turns his head toward you.
"If you want to." You smile at him and he flashes you a genuine smile where his dimples come out.
You separate paths at the parking lot, but Namjoon refusing to leave before he got another kiss, which you had no problem of giving.
The moment Namjoon sets foot in their frat house, he's surrounded by his brothers.
"You didn't come home last night." Jin's eyes were slits.
"You don't smell like alcohol." Tae sniffs him. "But you do smell like vanilla! You took a shower in a woman's bathroom."
Jungkook lifts Namjoon's shirt and reveals a well scratched back. "Did you fight with a tiger?!"
"Leave him alone guys." Yoongi walks in with his morning black coffee. "He probably spent some night at one of his women."
Namjoon just smirks and pushes past his brothers.
"You better come home early tonight." Namjoon just shoots Yoongi a thumbs up and enters his room.
Tonight is a TGIF Party that the house throws to raise funds for the charity they're supoorting. They're not exactly a typical frat that just throw parties coz they want to.
A knock comes on Namjoon's door just as he was about to get in the shower.
"You should be here tonight." Yoongi peeks his head through the door.
"I will, chill." Namjoon smiled again.
"You're freaking me out with all the smiling. Who were you with last night?" Yoongi, who now stands by his door with a refilled cup of coffee.
"YN." His tired expression turned into shock.
"You fucked YN? ON THE FIRST NIGHT?!" Namjoon throws a balled up sock at Yoongi in hopes to get him to shut up. "Holy shit. And she got you smiling, must have been good."
"Ah, that's not even enough to describe it." Namjoon smiles again and finally enters the bathroom.
"Party Joon! I need you tonight." Yoongi walks out of his room shaking his head.
At the 2pm lecture, Namjoon scans the room for you. He isn't even sure that he should sit next to you,He isn't sure if you wanted him to. You never really set any boundaries with him. And he with you, on a normal day, Joon would be telling the girl to keep it lowkey.
But you're a trophy in his eyes, deserves to be shown off. But that would break his status quo since that's not what Kim Namjoon does. He's never had a stable girlfriend, barely knew how to properly date or to be a boyfriend but everything crosses his mind while he prepared for this lecture.
He worked well with just casual fucks and having a string of go-to women.
"Hey Joon, will I be seeing you at the party tonight?" Stacy winks at him, she was the most recent one. Only a few weeks ago.
"Ummm, I do live there." Namjoon answers but at that moment you lock eyes and you fucking wink.
He leaves Stacy while she was mid-sentence and she scoffs. He makes a bee line for you and takes the seat next to you.
"Hey." Namjoon's smile is wide, his cheeks hurt from smiling all day.
"Hey you." You smile back. A warmth spread through you. "How's your day going?"
"I had a really good nap before this." He that loves your attention was fully on him. "How about you?" His voice was low and he was leaning into you.
"Still sore but I'll manage." You whisper making you both explode in giggle.
From behind Namjoon you notice Stacy scoff at you two.
Namjoon takes a deep inhale as the professor walks in, hoping to keep your scent inside him. Which sounds fucked up if you think about it.
The lecture goes on for two hours, no flirting happened except for when the both of you had to discuss a couple of topics that your professor presented.
The entirety of you had Namjoon completely invested. You're smart, beautiful, and a bit insane AND he loved fucking you.
But like many men, he gets spooked by commitment. Maybe you can be an exception? You've known each other a day and he's already speaking like this.
There really must be something wrong with him.
While you're here being chill about everything, Namjoon is losing his fucking mind over one night he spent with you. He keeps replaying the sounds that you made, the memory of your skin on his. God, fuck.
He really is fucked.
After class, Namjoon asks if you had plans for tonight, when you said you were free, he asked you to be his +1 at the party.
"I'll be there." He helps you out of the aisle.
"I can pick you up so you won't have to drive?" Namjoon seems really different today.
"I can drive." You confirm, you both walk out of the hall where a Stacy is waiting.
"I can't wait to see you tonight, Joon." She winks at him and scowls at you.
"Oh. I'm with YN tonight but it would help our charity if you'd come." Stacy looked pale.
"See you tonight." You bid at Namjoon before walking down the hall towards Shayne.
"I swear, I saw you and Kim Namjoon give the 'fuck me eyes' at each other. Or I'm just really high." You bump his shoulders and wink. "No fucking way. How was he? Were the rumours true? YN! SAY SOMETHING."
"I'm gonna head home and prepare for the party." You wave at him and practically sprint to your car.
Namjoon does the same, Yoongi and Jungkook were hanging up the decors while the other frat brothers were in the kitchen, Namjoon helps move around the furniture, he checks the music, lights, booze. Everything has to be perfect.
"You're pretty hands on today." Jimin, your in-house DJ who was setting up his station.
"That's because his girlfriend is coming." Yoongi says non-chalantly and Namjoon ignores.
"Whoa. Overnight? She must be hot hot." Jimin grins. "I'll keep an eye out."
"Joke all you want, she's not my girlfriend." Not yet, he hopes.
Once everything has been set, he and his brothers take the salutatory shot before opening the doors.
People started to file in, Namjoon's eyes follow every one hoping to see you. The door closes when the party gets a bit full and its only been 15 minutes.
A knock comes and Jungkook opens it. As if the world slowed down, the music was muffled and the sun has shone again.
You drop 100 bucks into the donation bin and Jungkook and Tae jump with joy. Namjoon meets you halfway down the hall and you exchange smiles.
"Hey." Literally, you brighten his world. Again, ITS ONLY BEEN A NIGHT.
You're dressed in all black, cargo pants and a long sleeved cropped top that has a cut out above your tits which, from his height, he can see the golden globes. Few hickeys peek out from beneath you collarbone and Namjoon has never felt proud of his markings on anyone.
"Hey YN!!" You and Taehyung shared a fistbump. "Thank you so much for the very generous donation, and for that, you get to do the first beer bong of the night!"
Everyone around you cheers and even Jimin acknowledges you making the entire house watch you.
"You don't have to." Namjoon whispers and Tae gives him a look that says 'are you for real?'
You just smile and laugh and take the end of the beer bong. Everyone starts counting as Tae and Jungkook start pouring the beer. You've been at it for a while and from the corner of your eye, Namjoon starts cheering for you.
Once you finished off 4 beers through the bong you cut yourself off.
"THAT'S A RECORD!" Everyone cheers and so does Namjoon!
Who, the entire time, felt his fucking dick twitch at the sight of your throat bobbing. He knows you can control your breathing, he's seen you.
As soon as everyone went back to their own business, Namjoon pulls you in for a long kiss.
"That was hot." He whispers against your lips.
"And here I was thinking I'd never see Namjoon do PDA." Yoongi had a stupid grin on his face when you turn around. "As the president of this house and the charity chairman, I'd like to thank thee — YN, for the generous donation and breaking the beer bong record for females." He hands you a shot. "For also making Namjoon do PDA." You, Namjoon and Yoongi raise your glasses and throw back the shot. "I hope to see more of you."
You and Namjoon find a corner in the living room where you both nurse a beer while exchanging childhood stories. You can feel a few gazes lingering on both you and Namjoon since he's had his arm around your shoulder the entire time.
Namjoon is never known for PDA, nobody knows if he's ever had a girlfriend, and suddenly he's hanging with the new hotgirl. It makes sense but what doesn't is that his friends can see how hooked he is on you.
"Do you dance?" You bite your lip, borderline drunk from all the alcohol in your system.
"Only if my life depends on it." Namjoon was not as drunk but he's intoxicated with you.
Sexy Nukim starts playing and you just had to get up and start dancing. Namjoon watches you like a hawk while sipping his beer.
You bump into Hoseok, one of his brothers, with eyes locked with Namjoon's you start grinding on him. He should be furious but he's not, instead he feels himself get hard over the sight of you sweating and moving.
Hoseok could be gay, they're not sure but he's definitely not a threat until he runs his nose down your neck and you actually bite your lip. Namjoon's jaw visibly clenches until Stacy appears in front of him, blocking his view of you.
"Hey hot stuff, how about we—" Namjoon gets up and ignores her. Just when he was about to walk, you suddenly appeared behind Stacy.
Without words you simply take Namjoon's hand lead him up the stairs fully aware of all the eyes on you. Namjoon was in a trance and simply followed you.
When you stopped at the top of the stairs he leads you towards his room.
The moment you stepped in your mouths were on each other, his hands on the of your jeans and your hands peeling his shirt. You pushed him on the bed and straddled his lap, lips lingering on each other.
You tug on his hair making him crane his neck, you lick a long stripe from his collarbone upto his ear where you nip at his lobes.
You take out his belt in one pull urge him to move up to the headboard, once there you take his wrists and secure it with the belt and tie it to his headboard.
A load thud came from outside his door, honestly you wouldn't mind if someone walked in.
But you get up and made sure to lock the door, the music was so loud, you were sure nobody would hear you. And you liked it that way.
You strip Namjoon off his pants and boxers, his dick springs to life and you did what you've been wanting to do since you got here.
Namjoon is getting the best blowjob of his life and he's tied to the fucking bed. He was about to come when he finally gets a hand free, he weaves his hand through your hair and pulls you off. You smirk and holy fuck did he almost cum.
When you fully untie his hands he wraps the belt around your neck like a leash, the smile on your face lets him know that you absolutely love it.
"Fucking slut." And you moan. Namjoon grins and turns you over on all fours.
He reached out for a condom on his night stand and rolls it on him, he enters you and you can still feel a little sting from yesterday's events.
Namjoon is merciless, fucking, degrading, spanking. Fuck it was heaven. You've been playing dominant your entire sex life when all you wanted to be was a submissive slut.
He fucks you in new ways you never thought was possible, he was impressed with how flexibe you could be and how good you take him. Other women would tap-out but you're taking it so well.
You don't know when you both passed out, or what time did you actually decided that it was enough because Namjoon had the stamina of an animal and at one point you feared that you won't be able to keep up.
But on his double bed you lay tangled in his limbs. You stay snuggled next to him.
When was the last time you actually genuinely cared for another human being? You had a fat crush on Namjoon a year ago but you never really made an effort until recently.
You glance at the clock by the door, its only 8am. There are no lectures for saturday which is why they hold the TGIF Parties.
The sound of Namjoon's breathing was therapeutic, You fall back asleep in a matter of minutes
By 8:30 Namjoon stirs awake, he made sure you were sti there, he kisses your nose. But he froze after doing so, who is he?
Namjoon tries to slip out of your grasp by rolling you over, When he's free, he puts on his pajama pants and head out the door where a few other women were doing the walk of shame in the morning and the men standing by their door frames.
"All you male whores get down here, now." Yoongi calls from their kitchen. Namjoon is impressed by how clean the space is.
"Who even had the energy to clean?" Jungkook with one eye still shut groans.
"Not energy, money." All of their heads whip towards Yoongi. "Well, around 5am this morning, Namjoon's girlfriend came out looking for something to drink." Their heads turn to Namjoon this time. He remembers you slipping out, you even brought him a glass.
"And? She cleaned?" Jin swiped his finger across the kitchen island.
"No, she saw me trying to clean up a little. Then she stepped on something sticky. She asked if I needed help." Yoongi sighs. "I was still drunk and said yes, and that if only we had enough people to help it'll be done in 30 minutes. She got her phone, called someone and in like 5 minutes two vans arrived and like 15 people came in and cleaned the place."
Jimin busted out laughing. "So Namjoon got himself a sugar mommy. No, a hot sugar mommy. She needs to stick around."
"Like that's gonna happen. He'll probably have a new one next week." Hoseok chuckles. "And when that happens, I'll be happy to keep her around." Namjoon's jaw clenches.
He and Hoseok had always been sort of rivals but nobody crosses the line, and he wouldn't have a doubt that Hoseok would pursue you once its over.
"I didn't see her leave though." Taehyung finally pipes.
"Yeah, she's still sleeping upstairs." Namjoon responds.
"That's new. Usually you'd make them leave at the crack of dawn. Damn, you really are hooked." Jin chuckles. "Well, I don't see a problem here. If she wants to help, let her. Its not like we forced her or anything. I don't see a big deal."
"Jin's right. Let's just get on with our days and see where this leads." Jimin gets the coffee machine running and notices you coming down the stairs dressed as you are from last night. "Speak of the devil."
Everyone turns around and you just smile and study the place to make sure the people you hired completely cleaned the place.
"Thank you for last night, party was great." Namjoon approaches you and kisses you on the lips.
"Ewww." Jungkook looks away.
"Thank you, YN, for your help this morning. I really appreciate it. We appreciate it."a chorus of thank yous were thrown your way.
Namjoon guides you to the door.
"Do you have any plans for today?" He whispers.
"I was going to try and continue to work on the paper and my thesis." Namjoon's hands wrap around your waist, you're being too irresistible for him and its fucking him up.
"Right..." For a second he thought about asking you out on a proper date but that's unlikely of him. "Well, I guess I'll see you later?" You just smile and run your fingers through his hair.
"Okay." You whisper, Namjoon loses his self control and kisses you deeply.
The moment you drive off Namjoon feels his heart skip a beat. What have you done to him? Was there fumes or powder in the closet that made him crazy over you? Or... Witchcraft? But Hoseok sees it too. He didn't even know you were rich-rich until Yoongi told everyone about the people who helped cleaning.
Without realizing it Namjoon is back on his bed staring at the ceiling, recalling the events of the past two nights. You barely knew each other 48 hours ago now he's itching to follow you home.
You, on the other hand, is grinning from ear to ear. Sure you love Namjoon's attention but you know damn well he won't be taking you seriously. Still, the sex was different and mindblowing and your tiny chats had you opening each other up like christmas presents. It's not freaking you out like it does Namjoon, because you know how you're going to end up if you start caving in with your feelings.
Your day went the way you told Namjoon it would be, on your desk doing the project and your thesis.
You don't actually need his help but you'd like some insight so you send him the document thru email and move on to your thesis.
Namjoon sees the email notification and opens it, its your draft for the project. Was this your way of reaching out to him? You could've just texted him. But reading through the document, he frowns. You've finished it in a day and now there's no reason for the two of you to meet up again.
Great. Now Namjoon really has to find an actual reason to see you. Why did you have to be so smart? But truth be told, he too could've finished the project alone but he wanted to spend more time with you.
"Hey, we're gonna grab some coffee on the way to the bowling alley. Wanna come?" Jungkook's head is peeking though his door. He simply nods and gets up to change.
Jimin drove towards the coffee shop and Namjoon has been locking and unlocking his phone. A notification pops up and sees that you followed him in instagram and he gets a message from you.
YN: I sent the file thru email earlier. You can tweak it and then send it back so I can review it.
YN: no rush but at this rate we can submit the final file by next class.
Namjoon sighs and leaves you on read. Typical, you thought.
"Hey, YN followed me on instagram." Yoongi pipes from the front seat.
"Me too." Hoseok grins at Namjoon.
Jimin and Jungkook too. Tae and Jin were already mutuals with her since early this year. So Namjoon wasn't as special as he thought he was and it made him feel a little upset.
Why? He's not sure but knowing you followed his friends too made him sulk.
"You won't mind if I hit up her DMs, right?" Hoseok nudges his shoulder and Namjoon doesn't respond. Normally, he wouldn't mind but something about you made him feel weird. "I'll take that as a green light."
"Come on Hobi, she was just with him last night. At least wait 24 hours." Jungkook's advice did not make it any better. "I know I will."
"Damn, competition is tight." Hoseok teases but Namjoon's mood doesn't change.
And like fate, they all ran into you at the coffee shop. Hair in a pony tail, your glasses is on and you're in an oversized shirt tucked in denim ripped denim jeans and you have an Iced Americano on the table while you tap in your phone grinning like a school girl.
Namjoon pretends not to see you but Hoseok makes his way towards you and sit on the empty seat across you and you actually smile at him.
"Hoseok is fast and furious." Taehyung laughs but then he sees Namjoon with a stern expression and stops smiling. "I mean, andwhat an asshole, right?" He nervously laughs.
Hoseok points at him and you turn to wave and smile. A different smile from what Hoseok received, and for the second time today, Namjoon's heart skips a beat.
Hoseok continues to chat you up until it was their turn to order, he invited you to go bowling but you politely declined and said you had other plans for the day but really, it was just code not to flirt with anyone within the 24 hours of being with someone else unless the previous partner kept it on the downlow but last night Namjoon had shown you off to all his peers by kissing and sneaking away with you.
"I tried inviting her but she said she had plans." Hoseok was grinning. "She also said that the bowling alley are pretty full on Saturday nights unless we had a reservation, do we?" The group turns to Jungkook who shakes his head.
Hoseok goes back to your table and you make a call. A minute later the both of you smile and nod.
"Now we do." Hoseok proudly smiles after using you to get them a lane since you were friends with the owner.
Namjoon loathes that Hoseok just used you for their gain but it seemed like it only bothered him. You weren't even looking at him while they waited for their drink, is he really not going to talk to you? He thought to himself.
Just as he was about to approach their drinks are done and everyone is headed back out towards the car. Out of the corner of your eye you see him hesitate and it just fuels your ego.
The reason you were grinning on your phone was because the new shoes you ordered is ariving soon and you saw his face frowned as he saw you grinning.
You refuse to be the mouse in this game.
You receive a notification from Namjoon.
NJ: i'll make revisions tonight but its already good.
NJ: see you around.
Namjoon groans, where is his confidence? He's the school crush, and he didn't even talk to you.
Oh right, that's because it was against his personal rules to not talk to any hookup unless necessary within 24hours. Stupid code. But it's kept other women wanting him more, but you're not like other women. You're smart and rich, what could you possibly need him for. He was equally smart and rich.
After bowling Taehyung thought it would be good to go clubbing and just relax given that the party yesterday was exhausting and the bowling today didn't help.
Namjoon immediately agrees if it means he could take his mind off you. You and Shayne were already in the club when they walk in but neither of you notice, while you occupy the VIP seat that could easily fit 10 people, Jimin looked around for an empty spot where they could sit.
"Looks like its a full house." Jimin shouts over the music.
"Hold on!" Taehyung spots you from across the room and points.
Namjoon follows his finger and sees you with Shayne and some dude he's making out with, you look like a goddess. Dresses in all black dress that showed your entire back. Which he painted with his cum last night and now he's got a boner. You casually sip on a martini and some guy tries to chat you up but you shake your head looking like you just refused that he could sit.
He was too busy watching you that he didn't notice Jin and Hoseok had already approached you and you grinned,
It looked like you were happy to see them. They pointed and everyone waved except Namjoon. You immediately offer your booth and pushing Shayne and his choice for tonight to the end of the booth to which he grins and said that he's leaving with his beau.
You roll your eyes and shoo them away as Shayne blows you a kiss. That means its 7 of them and one of you, you feel a bit awkward since Namjoon had barely spoken to you and even chose to ignore you earlier but it was fine.
Hoseok calls the rest of the guys over and they each thanked you for sharing the booth, you decided to sit by the end of the booth and Namjoon had chosen to sit on the other end, the couch was shaped like a staple wire so you and Namjoon sat across each other with 6 people in between.
You raise your hand to call over a waiter and ask the group for their drink preference, you ordered another martini and Namjoon is just having whatever they had.
The seating arrangement was you, Hoseok, Jin, Tae, Jimin, Yoongi, Jungkook and then Namjoon.
Hoseok had started chatting with you again, Namjoon had his eyes fixed on the two of you.
"That should be me, holding your hand." Jungkook sings as he watches Namjoon looking at you like he'd punch Hoseok when he gets a chance. "You look like you could kill someone." Jungkook hands him a shot and he takes it easily.
The group breaks out into their own conversations but Namjoon opted out since all he could do was stare at you and the only time you gave him attention was when you handed him his drink that the waiter mistakenly gave you.
He was right, you're not like other women, otherwise you would've already been all over him like he wants you to be. His pride refusing to give you the satisfaction that he liked your attention.
A waiter approaches and whispers something in her ear and she nods excusing herself from the group, Namjoon's stare follows her towards a dark corner in the club where she actually turns to look at him and winks. She knew what she was doing and Namjoon is just about to fall into the trap.
He knew this club had back rooms, what he didn't know was that you were a member, better yet, a benefactor.
A couple of minutes pass and a waiter approaches Namjoon to hand him another drink, he didn't order one yet but at the bottom of the glass was the number 7. He excuses himself, not like they would notice and move towards the exit he saw you take.
He shows the glass to the bouncer and lets him in, he walks down the hall and finds the room. He didn't knock, he just entered.
And following you had to be the best decision tonight. He knew you were freaky but this is next level.
You were on the bed, arms bondaged to each other, it was you, the hickeys on your shoulder said it all. You had on a choker and a thong. Your eyes blindfolded, no words were needed.
He takes off his shirt and stands before you his hard dick right in front of your face, he knew you needed him, you can feel his warmth in front of you.
"Please." Were the only words you said to make him he takes off his pants, he's not into bondage, hell he didn't even know the basics but you seemed to enjoy him a lot that you allow him to dominate you.
"Fuck you're such a little slut." He makes you suck on his thumb. Holding your tongue down.
He revels in the way that you follow his commands, a simple "ass up" and you're down on your face moaning into the bed as he uses a whip on your ass.
He's over the moon with how you're leaking fluids all the way down your tights. He uses his finger to collect it in puts it in your mouth.
His breath is shaky as you take it without question. He takes off your blindfold and makes you look up towards the mirrored headboard.
"I'm going to fuck you raw." You don't complain since you have your birth control in and you'd probably get a plan B after this.
You feel the tip of his cock enter and you let out a shaky breath, the breach feels too good. Normally, you'd take men here to dominate but having it the other way around made you realize its feels way too good and feels way better.
There are no clocks in the room and you don't know how long have you two been fucking but you feel sore all over and you feel full of cum. He's gagged you, hung you upside down, your back is stinging from all the flogging, Namjoon is on the brink of passing out but every time you make eye contact you giggle.
Jesus Christ, you are a freak. And Namjoon loves it. The moment he unties you, you colapse onto the floor, your limbs are numb.
"Get up." His voice is hoarse, you whimper as you push yourself off the floor. Pain finally taking over the pleasure.
Your face covered in cum and sweat as you stand before him. He wraps a hand around your neck expecting you to flinch but you grin instead.
"Fuck, such a good girl." He kisses you but slowly this time.
His phone rings from his pants somewhere across the room breaking your moment, you try to limp your way into the corner of the room where your dress from tonight was hanging.
"Hey, where the fuck did you go?" Jin was on the line and Namjoon checked the time it was 2:30AM.
"I'm with YN." Jin gives him a little 'oh' and hangs up. There's not really much explanation needed.
He puts on his clothes and sees you bending over to put your heels back on, you grab a wet tissue from the shelf and clean the cum on your hair and face.
And as if nothing happened you walk towards him.
"I need to smoke." Was all you said before he follows you out the door and into the back exit where you were greeted by the bouncer.
Namjoon follows you towards your car, you take out the cigarettes and hand him one before you both take a drag.
"Can I ask you something?" He starts and you just nod with the very little energy you have. "How did you get into this kinky shit?"
"Oh... When I was younger, I had this boyfriend who wanted to try kinky shit. At first he was the dom and I was a 'sub' but when we tried to reverse the roles, well he liked being a sub and it just stuck." Your voice was low and hoarse from all the moaning and blowjobs.
"But you let me dominate you?" He traps you between him and your car. "Why is that?"
"It just happened the other day, when we first fucked. I liked how you treated me, the way you called me names, when I begged, i loved the pain." Namjoon tries not to get hard again, he's not sure if he can go another round. "Do you not like it?" Your doe eyes looking up at him, makeup is barely there already.
"Babygirl, I liked it way too much." His voice sent shivers down your spine. You smile, like a genuine smile as if he just told you that he liked you and not the sex.
"That's good." You whisper before taking a drag from your cigarette.
There's something seriously wrong with you but he's not one to complain, at one point earlier he was genuinely worried that he'd gone overboard but you had set your safe words and none of them was uttered by you.
He almost broke skin on your ass but he held back and you know it. Because for you, that was the only love language you knew.
You dropped off Namjoon before driving home to your place, you took an ice bath just to make sure that your entire body won't bruise from the ropes.
Namjoon had a shit-eating grin as he walks up the stairs to his room.
The week flew buy, you and Namjoon were inseparatable, he's been spending more time at your place partially to do the project but also to explore Namjoon's limits since you already knew yours.
You've been branded as off-limits due to Namjoon being literally stuck to your side. You and Namjoon looked committed but he hates talking about it, while you just ignore the questions.
You both handed in your paper two weeks earlier than the deadline and Mrs. Pierce was impressed. And was proud that the two of you hit it off, she had no idea.
"Namjoon." Hoseok approaches him on the bench at one of the actual times you two are separated. "What do you think about a Poly relationship?"
"Why would you ask me?" He pulls down his sunglasses.
"Well, I just saw YN and asked her the same question. She said if both parties are okay then it shouldn't be a problem." Namjoon snorts but Hoseok looked serious.
"Fuck off, Hobi. I'm not sharing this time." He pushes back his sunglasses and Hoseok just nods.
They've had their fair share of threesomes but a poly relationship is just ridiculous.
"I just wanna know if the rummors are true." He finally sighs. "They say she's freak in bed and that she's gold standard, a female version of you. It was only when stupid Stacy insulted her clothes that she started showing off what she had and I was unlucky enough that you beat me to her." Namjoon scoffs again. "I'm cashing in the favor." Namjoon gets up and walks away from Hoseok.
He owed Hoseok a favor back when he had to coverup for Namjoon when his parents made a surprise visit while he had two women in bed.
"I know its a huge ask but if you could just ask YN." Hoseok chases after him.
"Ask YN what?" Your voice makes them freeze and turn to the side and awkwardly smile.
"Nothing, babe. Should we grab some coffee?" Hoseok glares. Namjoon's never called you babe and it shows at how your brow raised at him.
"Are you coming with?" You ask Hoseok which turns his glare into a grin.
He tags along your coffee date and Namjoon was having none of it. He blocked Hoseok off every chance he got.
When you were seated in a more secluded booth, Hoseok clears his throat.
"Don't." Namjoon speaks first but you frown and urge Hoseok to finish.
"I was just asking Namjoon..." Hoseok actually looked, nervous? "Well, you and I have been chatting for a while now."
"You have?" This is news to Namjoon, but he shouldn't care, right?
"Well anyways, I know you're not dating and now even exclusive, given that Namjoon was making out and eent to his room with Cass the other night." Namjoon's jaw cleanches.
"You have?" You threw back his question and all he could do was raise an eyebrow and so did you.
"Well, what I was saying—" Hoseok starts again.
"If you wanted to fuck, you could've just asked me." You finally spit. Pissed that Namjoon had his tongue down someone's throat while you were brushing off Hoseok. "No need to ask Namjoon." There was spite in your words. "Like you said, we aren't exclusive."
When your order was served you picked up your Americano and stood up.
"I'm going home to finish my thesis." You announce to the both of them. "Come by later?"
"Yeah."
"Sure."
They both answered at the same time which ended in a glaring contest.
You shrug and leave, your heart was pounding at the though of Namjoon touching another woman, but its not like you were dating. All you do is fuck in different angles.
Maybe Hoseok will do you good. Even out the playing field, because right now, you feel betrayed.
"YN. Wait up." Hoseok was chasing behind you.
Namjoon on the other hand was left alone with his thoughts, he made the mistake with Cass at the party the other day because he was pissed that you chose to go out with Shayne than spend the night with him.
He hopes that if you fuck Hoseok, you'd realize the same thing he did when he fucked Cass who sounded like a dying whale. It's that nobody compares to what you two had.
Now Hoseok gets a taste of that, what if Hoseok does better than Namjoon did? Fuck. He needed a drink and its only noon.
He decides to head home for the rest of the day.
At dinner, Jin calls everyone for some steak that his dad dropped off earlier. Namjoon was last one out of his room.
"Where's Hoseok?" Jin asks and they all look at each other and shrugged.
Namjoon clenches his jaw and sighs. They look at him knowing he knew something.
"YN found out about Cass, Hoseok took his shot." Yoongi drops his fork on his plate while everyone else shook their heads.
Unlike your first encounter with Namjoon, Hoseok takes you out to dinner first and made sure people knew about it by posting it on his instagram.
The group sees the photo and nobody speaks. Everyone eats in silence.
"But why didn't you say anything?" Jin finally says what's on their minds. "When Hoseok exposed you, you could have apologized or even half assed deny it."
"You could've said 'she didn't mean anything, I didn't think, she was nothing compared to you' anything but you just sat there." Jimin was angrily eating his food. "How dumb can you be?"
"To be fair, they were just hooking up." Jungkook defends Namjoon and they all glare at him.
"Yeah, Kook's right. We were just hooking up." But he's grown an attachment, he couldn't even fuck Cass right. And it him who insisted on a condom since you're the only person he's fucked raw in the university.
You and Hoseok had a pretty good... Date? He did all the talking and you just nodded along, you don't even have the right to be hurt when he told you about Namjoon.
Maybe its best to direct your emotions elsewhere.
"Do you wanna come over?" You ask Hoseok as he was in the middle of explaining something.
Hoseok was too excited with the invite and immediately asked for the check. You've been having drinks all night and it was enough to dull your judgement.
You ask Hoseok to drive your car to your place, you lead him to your apartment.
"Tequila?" You ask him as he makes himself comfortable on your couch. He nods with a grin on his face.
You take out the tequila, some salt and you have some cut up lemons that Shayne keeps in your fridge.
You set the mood with some RnB music, you took one shot before heading towards Hoseok. You fill two shots and hand him his, you clink you glasses and take the shot.
"Now, tell me. Why me?" Hoseok leans back on the couch, his legs wide open. He told you about the rummors he's heard and assures you that none of it was from Namjoon. You'd figure that Namjoon kept you a secret. "If you're such a bigshot, why not go for all the other women who haven't slept with your friend?"
"Namjoon was just lucky he beat me to you." Hoseok takes another shot. "But when I saw him with Cass, I knew you weren't as serious as everyone makes you out to be."
You hum and decide to speed things up, you put some salt on your tongue and pick up the bottle then proceed to sit on Hoseok's lap. You pour some tequila in your mouth and put your lips on his, spitting the tequila mixed with the salt into him.
"Fuck that was hot." You notice the tequila drip down his neck and you decide to lap it up. "Fuckkkkkkk." He groans.
You take a swig at the tequila and stand up, you take his hand to drag him into the game room. He follows you like a lost puppy.
"Hoseok, do you trust me?" At this point Hoseok is off his rockers and just nods. "Good."
You take him into the room and push him on the bed, you pass him the bottle of tequila and he takes a good gulp beforr lying back down. You rid yourself of your shirt and so does he, following your every move until you're both naked.
You walk to the closet and open it just enough for you to reach in a grab what you needed.
"Close your eyes." You whisper and he obliges. You blindfold him.
He lets out a shaky breath and you smile, it's been a while since you had a sub. You reach from beneath the bed and cuff both his wrists on the upper bed posts.
"Fuck, I knew you were freaky." He chuckled but you didn't.
"You have no idea." You sit on his dick but not letting him in yet. "Your safe word, is Red, and if you need to rest, say Orange. Got that?" He nods. "Use your words."
"Yes." You're on fire for being dominant again. "Please touch me." Was all he could say before you start kissing him again.
You kissed his jawline, down his throat and start nipping at his skin. He flinches at every bite, when your lips reach his dick he started begging.
You take him in your mouth and he starts moaning, Asking you not to stop. You blow him for a couple more minutes until your jaw begins to hurt and you pull off him. His hands try to reach you but they can't.
You take out a condom from the drawer and roll it on him.
"Hey, Hoseok?" You ask coyly. He groans in response as you roll the condom down his shaft. "What do you think about a threesome, right now?"
You asked him the question because you're sure enough he won't satisfy you for tonight. You need Namjoon.
"I want you all to myself tonight. Please." You chuckle. "Please."
His dick was throbbing, it looked painful. You decide to ease him up by slowly descending on him.
"Holy Fuck. Let me see you." Scrape your nails down his chest and he hisses.
"Say please." You whisper and he follows your command.
The moment you take of the blindfold you start moving your hips, he throws his head back in pleasure. You start moaning but let's face it. He didn't stretch you like Namjoon did, you him to command you like Namjoon does but he just laid there and took what was given to him.
You unlock his cuffs and all he did was place his hands on your hips, no spanking, no grabbing, nothing.
Still, you rode him with your best. You had a reputation to keep up.
He takes it up an notch and flips you two over, not its getting interesting. He starts pounding into you with all he's got and you try to keep the proper facial expressions.
A couple of minutes later he starts cumming into the condom and you had to fake it.
Namjoon truly had ruined you for other men. Your mind was occupied with Namjoon and how he could've fucked you tonight.
Hoseok rolls off you and you get up to grab a robe and smoke in the balcony without saying a word.
He joins you after a couple of minutes, he was grinning like an idiot and you had to laugh.
"That was fun." You take a drag of your cifarette.
You were glad that Hoseok volunteers to leave and said he was meeting some friends at a club and even invited you but you said you're tired.
You take a shower to wash Hoseok's scent off you. You decide against your better judgement.
Namjoon was in his room, watching porn on his phone when your message popped up.
From YN: Make me cum.
That was a he needed to throw on a shirt and sprint to his car.
He didn't care if you decided to sleep with Hoseok, because you texted him in the middle of the night asking for help and that was enough for him to know that nobody would compare to him.
He already knows how to let himself into your home. He stops by the living room, noticing the to glasses on the table.
You did have someone over, and he knew it was Hoseok, one of the shot glasses was upside down it was a habit of his.
Namjoon takes off his shirt as he nears the game room, dropping it somewhere down the hall. The door was open, he saw the cuffs were used and the blind fold was there. But the asshole didn't even bother to properly throw the condom in the bin and and just left it on the floor.
He sees you, standing in your robe, another cigarette betweek your fingers staring out over the balcony. Why was he already hard? Damn it.
You were too deep in though to notice Namjoon's presence, but you didn't flinch when he grabs you by the hair and pulls you to his chest.
He takes a deep inhale, he loved the scent of your bodywash and was glad he didn't have to fuck you when you smelled like Hoseok. Although it would be satisfying to have him watch how to properly fuck you.
Namjoon bites your neck and you moan, that turned you on more than anything you did with Hoseok.
Namjoon bends you over, your hands on the bannister, you feel his dick on your ass. He runs a finger on your pussy but you were already wet from one bite.
"Please." Was all you had to say again before he rams himself inside you making you moan again.
Fuck this felt right for both you and Namjoon. He was pounding hard into you, your legs started to buckle when Namjoon smacks your ass making you lock your knees.
"Did he fuck you like this?" His voice hoarse.
"No, not—even—close." You said in between thrusts.
You were a moaning mess. Namjoon had used the cuffs on you as he fucked you senseless.
You've already cum twice since he arrived, and at that moment you knew that only Kim Namjoon could pleasure you like this.
He's been using more of your toys, right now, he's got your arms tied above your head while you ride him a gag in your mouth, yet you're so wet and so hungry for him.
"How about we make a call?" Namjoon asks. He's got your phone in his hand. "Hoseok would like to know how you're doing?" He shows you the message you just received. "Should we call him back here?" You shake your head. "How about a photo, showing him who owns you."
Just then your phone rings, you stop riding but that just earned you a big slap in the ass.
"He wants to facetime. How cute." You didn't protest when he answered the call and just followed his orders of you riding him.
"Namjoon?" Hoseok is confused. "Why do you have YN's phone?"
"Oh... Well YN can't come to the phone right now." He chuckles and bites his lip at your disheveled look. "I came to check in on her when you left, she looked a little sad so I thought I'd lift her mood."
Namjoon flips the camera to show you and how he hoists you above him. Hoseok's eyes go wide.
"Namjoon be gentle." Namjoon snorts.
"Oh Hoseok, she loves it. Don't you, baby?" He lowers you on his cock again and you moan and nod at the same time.
Your breathing was ragged, you hair is all over the place, drool dripping down your tits, its like something out of a porno.
Hoseok couldn't believe you were the same woman he fucked earlier. Hoseok abruptly ends the call.
"Oh. He didn't even say bye." Namjoon finally takes off the gag and spreads your saliva all over your lips. "You're mine." He whispers before kissing you deeply and thrusting in you.
A few more thrusts and you feel his cum fill you up. He unties you, your arms falling over his shoulders. He holds you like that for a while.
Once your breathing is back to normal, he picks you up and runs you a bath, he lowers you into the warm water and he joins behind you.
This is probably the most intimate, non-sexual thing you've both done. You sit in the water dragging your loofa slowly across your arms.
"YN." He whispers. "I'm sorry, I can't even make and excuse about Cass." He wraps his arms around your torso. "I know Hoseok was just revenge and I deserve that. Let's not do that again." He nuzzles his head on your neck, all you could do was nod.
It's not like you could do it again, by all means Hoseok was not horrible and if you had met him before Namjoon, you could've liked him. But like he said, he was unlucky that Namjoon got to you first.
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After that night, Namjoon had his mind closed. He didn't even talk to other women, he was stuck to your side, he now even has clothes in your apartment. Other than fucking, he's taken you out on dates to museums, parks, even libraries because he knows how much you love to read.
You're now both pretty vocal about your relationship. Now nearing graduation, your parents calls you out of the blue, the day you dreaded has come.
"What if I say no?" You tell your mom.
"Just go on the date, YN, if it doesn't workout then we'll leave you alone." Your mother knew how you felt about how the rich set their kids up for marriage.
The thought of you with another man makes your stomach churn, you decide against telling Namjoon about tonight but all he said was he had plans too.
You pick out an 'okay' dress and makeup. With your cigarettes, phone, cash and cards in your purse you head to the venue.
A blind date, of your possible husband. You just have to sit through dinner tonight. Your mind drifts to Namjoon, you wonder what he does when you're not around.
Shayne says that what you two have is not healthy, he hurts you and you let him. But what he doesn't know is that after all the pain, he kisses them away. He doesn't boss you in public or even humiliate you in any way. Instead he adores you, he supports you, he shows you off at school events or even on social media now.
You wait for your date, you're early so you decide to sit by the balcony and asked the waiter if you can smoke. Hopefull, your date hates smokers so you can cut the short date and go home to Namjoon.
You stare out over the balcony, when a hand wraps around yours and takes your cigarette. You look up, as if the world is in slow motion. Namjoon smirks at you as he takes a drag.
"Namjoon..." He takes the seat across you.
"What do you say? Marry me?" Your breath gets knocked out of your chest.
You couldn't hold back your smile, you bit your lip and you both start giggling.
"For a second, I refused to go but my parents insisted. Just one dinner, and if sucks I can go." He gives you a warm smile. "Then I saw you."
You both decide to accept your parents' proposal of marriage but not so soon. You both wanted to start your careers first but knowing you'd see each other at the end of each tunnel is probably worth it.
At the end of the day, you can never resist Kim Namjoon.
-END-
Hope you guys enjoyed it.
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Eleven to One: Fine Feet
Male Reader x Kim Minju
Length: 1238 words
Tags: feet kink, yup, feet licking, feet worship, feet fucking, white polish and other white stuff, choking, making out, surprisingly soft, Daddy kink, perfect_baby_girl!Minju
TW: feet and a lack of editing lol
Inspiration and Credit: @sooyadelicacies, my partner in crime. Love you, buddy.
(A/N: Another for Minju on Minju Day! Truly the only one, prettiest, most perfect, wonderful Angel. Enjoy!)
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"Hi, Daddy!"
"Minmin, you haven't completed your training, because you don't know how to use your feet." 
"What does that mean, Daddy?"
Minju looks so innocent, laying on the bed tummy side, her bare feet in the air. Her eyes sparkle, not of pureness as they used to, but of excitement because of that one word: training.
"Stay just like this," you say, your heart thumping against your chest. You climb behind Minju and kneed her soft soles, "Minmin baby girl, all of Daddy's whores—yes they can suck cock, yes they have tight holes and know to be good girls—but what truly separates them from any other—" 
You slowly raise her feet and bring her toes to your nostrils and inhale. The feeling on their bottom side is admirable and a soft sheen of light hitting her soles makes them look like a golden item in a video game. They are something you can’t resist, you need to take it, touch it, experience it.
"Hng, Daddy, that tickles," Minju giggles gleefully. 
"They all have these gorgeous feet," you continue, not paying attention to Minju's reaction, not even her moans when you begin to suck on her toes and lick down her soles with lust. It's almost as if you were starving and lapping at the only delicious thing you had. You switch from licks to kisses to then graze her beautiful soles and then spread your saliva on every part of pale skin.
Minju looks over her shoulder, her wet orbs jiggle lightly as she savors your enjoyment of her feet. But they are not perfect. Something is missing.
"Minmin, why are you not wearing any polish?"
"Huh?" Minju responds, visibly dazed, a bit of drool in the corner of her mouth. For this thoughtless behavior, you spank her firm ass. Horny anger overtakes you for a split second and you shout:
"Get up and put it on now!"
Minju's feet quickly leave your grip, which you will only lament for a short while. She quickly disappears in the bathroom. At least she learned to leave the door unlocked.
Shake your head rapidly, then take a deep breath. This isn't you. Maybe the lack of sleep lately has gotten to you. Your self-control is at a low point. Irrational and quick behavior, just because of a pair of feet. 
It's not any pair of feet. No, that is true, you tell yourself and look down. Your dress pants have bulge. Not the first time that this happened, but today it twitches exceptionally strong. You flex your thighs and calves to get some of the blood out. It feels like Minju left forever ago, but it's probably just been two minutes.
The clock has never moved this slowly. At times like these, you're happy that a smartphone can be so distracting. You pull the device out, scroll through mails, messages, and a dozen missed calls. The deal is close to being done, but huge barriers are ahead of you.
Look up from your phone. Barely ten minutes. That has to be enough time. You unbuckle your belt while darting for the bathroom door. Open it slowly so as to not scare the clumsy Minju too much. 
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You can't help but gasp. Fuck, Minju looks too damn good sitting on the empty counter. Her face is too pretty, her thighs too smooth, her feet too fuckable. She puts aside the white polish and with an adorable smile and faint blush, shows you the painting on her nails.
“Does it look good, Daddy?”
You wordlessly reach for her feet and place them on your crotch. Then you go for her face, cupping it with both hands and initiating a swift torrent of kisses on her lips. Minju moans in surprise. Her breath is still quick when you disconnect your mouth from hers.
"Keep rubbing your feet on it," you command gently and put your thumb on her lips. This might be the most beautiful she has ever been and her natural skill of grinding her feet on your bulge makes you want to own her even more than you already do. 
"Daddy's hand," Minju whispers dazedly. She begins to kiss your thumb, then moves into your palm and to your wrist. Her lips place wet kisses everywhere and you react with a long groan. A simple tug with your free hand and your pants fall down to reveal your fully erect member.
Minju's soft soles wrap around your cock like her pussy does everyday. It's muscle memory for you to reach for her throat at this point, not necessarily to choke her, but to show her how much you own her. She gives into it easily, her eyes closing as you begin to thrust in the gap of her feet.
"Shit, this—fuck."
Awkward. You fail to string a proper sentence together. In an attempt to forget this tiny slip up, you begin to jolt your hips forward then backwards. Of course, it's unlike any pussy, but you tried to treat it that way. This gap has to be fucked with more care. In other words, it's time to take Minju softly, which is as rare as the sun hiding behind the moon.
Spit in your hand and lube up your cock a little. Minju giggles at the tingly sensation at her feet. She finds a better position for what you're trying to do. Even with her eyes closed, she learns to adapt. Her fresh polish glows in beautiful white and you begin to give her feet a good, slow fucking.
"Daddy~" Minju coos and you press down on her throat a bit, "I-I'm glad you like them."
You won't admit it to her, but you actually like everything about her. Each part of her body wows you day in and day out. A new found love for her nooks and crannies, curves and holes, for her horny and not-horny personality. With a sigh you give in and kiss her forehead, her cheek, to make it rosier.
"You're doing so good, Minmin," you say and groan when you're able to pick up the pace a little. The softness stimulates the sides of your cock, but the texture is the reason why you might actually cum. All you need is this tiny kick, this burst that will make you burst. You lean into Minju's ear and whisper a spell.
"Move them, Minmin. Move them like you move your hips when I fuck your. Daddy will give you his load. Do it!"
Minju opens her dizzy eyes a tiny bit and starts to jerk off your cock. You hold onto her shoulder and throw your head back. This orgasm is approaching faster than you anticipated, but you're not holding back. You can only think of Minju's white polish as your white shoots out of your throbbing cock. Ropes splash onto the counter top, up to Minju's shorts and her long sleeve. She hides her blushing face behind one hand.
"Hng~ Daddy likes Minmin's feet so much," she moans somewhat shyly.
You regain control with one breath and bite down on her lip. It's not enough to make her bleed, but Minju still flails and surrenders to you. She is yours. You then shove your fingers down her shorts and feel for her soaking wet slit. Of course she is like this.
"I think my Minmin deserves to cum for being such a good girl."
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Manners
February Filth Fest : Day Five
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Park Seonghwa x fem reader x Kim Hongjoong
a/n: this was originally day ten but i got inspired and went to town. ps this is pretty long cause i went WAY overboard. probably the longest and dirtiest thing i've ever written. this isn't even all of it i had to cut it in half for my own sanity. what can i say? the matz brain rot is REALLLLYYY getting to me
part two: read it here
✫彡wordcount: 3k
"Where's your manners, Sweetie?"
(>ᴗ•)genre:
smut w/o plot
ಠ_ಠwarning/contents:
not edited, threesome, poly relationship, dom hwa, sub hj, switch reader, so many pet names i can't even list them all tbh, m&m action, blowjob&handjob, spit play, spit like everywhere, degradation and name calling, praise, cum swapping, unprotected(don't do that whoops), edging, nipple play, light slapping, face sitting, hair pulling, choking, intense emotional relationship (they love each other sm ❤️‍🩹) , hand holding, forehead touches(SHES BACK BITCHES)
good god what the hell star
tags: @cherryxsang @k-drizzle
SMUT UNDER CUT MDNI
"You're so good to me," Seonghwa mumbles into your neck. "So good under me like this, taking it so well."
With your boyfriend Hongjoong out and about in town, you took the opportunity to have some quality time between the two of you.
You'd been together for almost a year now but you've never all been together. It was always a duo. But when you hear the front door unlock down the hall, you have a feeling that tells your relationship is about to take the next step.
"Hwa," you start, breathlessly, "Joong's home, we-"
The bedroom door opens and cuts you off. "Jesus!" Hongjoong yells, spinning in circles with his hands over his eyes as if he's seen something he's not supposed to have. "My bad, I'll just be on my way-" He bumps into the half open door, stumbling with one of his hands over his eyes as the other feels around.
You laugh into Seonghwa's shoulder, from where he pulled you up to hide you when he heard the door. He slowly lays you back onto the pillows and pulls out of you, calling for your boyfriend.
"Why are you acting like you haven't seen us before?"
"Well, uhm..."
"C'mere, Joongie," you call for him, giggling as Seonghwa closes your knees together and rubs them gently. He makes his way to the bedside slowly, trying and failing to keep his eyes off the two of you. "Are you flustered, Baby?" You ask him as he kneels to be face to face with you. He doesn't say anything, eyes trailing down your body to Seonghwas. "Are you horny?"
His head perks up like a lost puppy, wide eyes staring right at you. "What?"
"Seeing us like this? Did it get you hard?" You lift up off the bed and reposition your torso to dangle off the edge, hand slowly headed for his pants. Over the rough denim, you can feel his bulge forming. You mock a laugh, smirking at him, "of course you did, my little pervert. Bet you knew what we were doing, huh?"
"Baby, no-"
"Hwa," you turn and rest your hand on your fist, "what do you think? Our Joongie is so perverted for me, but now he's acting all shy!"
Seonghwa is taken aback by your behavior towards Hongjoong. When you're with him, you're nothing but sweet and subby. But something in the way you just wrapped Joong around your little finger has him excited. "He's a pervert, all right. Maybe seeing both his Babies is just too much. Maybe we should put our clothes o-"
"No, no! I mean- I don't, I didn't mean to... interrupt or anything."
You and Seonghwa share a smirk before turning towards him.
"Well, in that case, we'll just get back to it?" You laugh as you feel him lift your hips up. You stare into Hongjoongs soul as Seonghwa slides effortlessly back into your wet cunt. Your smile drops into an open jaw as you feel the stretch of his girth. "So big, Hwa, feels so good."
You reach out to Hongjoong and he wraps his fingers into yours in a millisecond flat. "Hwa," you inquire, "can I kiss him?" You didn't want to push him, he was usually very possessive in the bedroom and you don't know if it will extend to your boyfriend.
His hands trails over your ass and down your back before he pushes your shoulders down and makes your lips connect with his. You moan into his lips as he sets an easy pace. Seeing the two of you, the two people he's given his whole heart to, in such a compromising position does something to him.
Of course he's seen the two of you kiss. Of course he has. The three of you can't stay away from each other for the love of God.
But like this? Fingers twisted together so tightly that you loose color? Tongues lapping at each other desperately? Spit accumulating between you? Not even pulling away to breath? Like you need each other more than you need oxygen?
He's never seen something more beautiful.
"Hongjoong," he speaks up, breaking the spell you're under. "Do you want to fuck her?"
"Yes," he says instantly, looking up past you to see him. The vision of his boyfriend gripping his girlfriend's ass is burned into his memories, stored and filled to one of the most powerful images he's ever seen.
"Manners, Joong."
"I want to fuck her, please?"
The feeling of Seonghwa leaving you has you whining, a sound that makes Hongjoong's brain short circuit. "Mars, wh-"
"Take his clothes off." He orders with a small smack to your ass. He lifts you up and leans back on his hands, cock hard in the air as he watches you bend down and kneel infront of him. "Get him ready. Show me how you take control, Princess."
You push away any uncertainty you have as you see Hongjoong, looking just like he does when it's just the two of you. Eyes dilated and following your every move. Hands patiently waiting on his thighs. Waiting for you, like Seonghwa isn't even there.
"C'mon, Sweetie, don't be shy. This is okay, right?" You give Hwa a smile and a nod before maneuvering yourself to sit behind Hongjoong.
You leave a ghost of a kiss on his neck and dip your hands under his sweater. He moans at the feeling of your hot hands on him, leaning into your touch. "Good boy," you whisper. It's so quiet, that if he wasn't looking for it- Seonghwa would have missed it. But he was looking for it. Because that's what he does to you.
You tug his sweater and shirt over his head at once, hands immediately going back to his shoulders. "You want me to fuck you? While our boyfriend watches?" You smirk against his back as his breath shudders, "what a little whore you are." He whines quietly as your fingers graze over his nipples. "Just how horny are you? Whining like that, you must be ready to cum already. Am I right?"
He leans his head back against your shoulder as one of you hands wanders down, hooking a finger around his belt loop: while the other draws circles around his nipple. "Am I right?"
"Yes." He says, shortly, out of breath.
"Yes?" Your brows furrow as you look over at Seonghwa, interested in how he'll react to this.
"Yes, Mama. I want it, want it already."
Seonghwa's eyes go wide as saucers, hand over his mouth to hold back his moan. You give him a sweet smile before turning your attention back to Joong. You stand, and he follows, letting you tug his pants down and leaving him in his boxers.
You sit him down on Hwa's gaming chair, unbuttoning the last barrier and letting him free. "You're so hard, Joongie. All for us?" He nods, not trusting his voice as you give a kitten lick to his head. You hold up one of your hands in a small cupped position, and he knows what to do immediately. He purses his lips and swirls his tongue to gather a good wad of spit before letting it dribble into your hand. "Thank you, Puppy." He whimpers as your hand wraps around him, following your one rule and keeping his eyes on you.
Seonghwa's hand mimics yours around his own cock, still coated in your slick. He's never seen such a sight in all his years. His baby boy getting handled by his sweet girl. It's entirely too much for his brain to compute. "Fuck." Is all he can manage.
You trail your nails up and down Hongjoong's thigh, watching as his eyes struggle to stay on you when you can both hear Seonghwa stroking himself with the loud wetness you've left behind. "Don't look at him," you sigh, feigning hurt, "I'm the one who's making you feel good, right, Pretty? Don't I make you feel good? Or do you need him?"
"No! No, Mama, I wan- please don't stop? Please?"
"If you take your eyes off me for a fucking second, you know what happens. You don't want to do that infront of Hwa... What would he think?"
"I won't-"
"He'd probably think you're a desperate, pussy whipped, whore."
"Mama, please!"
"What?" You ask with a tilt of your head, "too much? Is the truth too much for my slut to handle?"
"Cu-" That's all he has to say before you withdraw your hand. He blinks rapidly, trying to catch up with his bodys sudden lack of pleasure.
You both look back to Seonghwa, folding at the sight before you. He's propped up on one hand, stroking himself languidly with the other. He halts his movements and pats the bed, both of you practicing diving in.
"You treat him so well, Sweetie. Looks like I taught you well." He jokes as he lays you both down next to each other. "Our sweet girl deserves a reward, don't you think, Puppy? She treats us so well, why don't you make her feel good?"
"Wh..." he turns his head to the side and faces you to ask, "what do you want, Baby?"
"Want your tongue."
Seonghwa notices your dominance faltering and helps you move over Hongjoong, still facing him as you lower down. You grab onto his shoulders as Joong begins lapping his tongue up and down the length of your pussy. "So good," you praise as he swirls around your clit.
"Is he making you feel good? He gonna make you cum?"
"Yes," you whine into Seonghwas lips, weaving them together. He grabs your chin as he backs up, warning you,
"Don't."
He leaves you without another word, crawling down the bed a bit until he's faced with Hongjoong's cock. He copies your move from earlier, using it against you. He cups his hand and stretches his arm out. You spit into his hand eagerly and watch with a smirk as he wraps it around him with no warning. He moans loudly into your cunt, making you double over and lay across his stomach.
"Keep making him moan, Mars. Felt so good," you beg, bracing yourself on his hips.
He cocks an eyebrow in your direction, "what, Princess?"
"Please," you quickly correct yourself, biting back a moan as Hongjoong starts to tongue fuck you. "Please, make our boy moan."
He leans downs and takes his length in his mouth, and the moan that comes from him makes your hips lift on instinct. Hwa uses the hand he's not using to balance himself and grabs your face, squishing your cheeks and giving you a warning look. You know what he's saying, even when his mouth is full of your boyfriend. You lower your hips and silently thank Hongjoong for the break he gives your sensitive core- leaving kisses and bites on your thighs for a moment to ground the both of you.
He lets go of your face and you fall back onto Hongjoong's stomach. You let your eyes flutter shut, the visual of his cock in his mouth paired with the feeling of his tongue returning is all to much. You can still feel his tongue assaulting your cunt, and still hear his cock hitting the back of his throat, but you manage to ground yourself with your hands over Hwa's on his thighs and hold yourself back.
He wraps his fingers with yours and strums his thumb over the back of your hands, silently telling you he's there. "S'good." You manage to cry out, hips involuntarily meeting his lips halfway. "Feels so good, Starlight."
Your praise, coupled with his tongue flattening on the underside of his cock is making Hongjoong feel like he's floating. His fingers dig into your hips and grab onto the skin there like it's the only thing keeping him on Earth. Between the long licks he's giving you, he manages to moan for both of you. Broken cries of 'Mama' and 'Baby' and 'Mars' fall like a prayer against your slick. When he pauses for a long moment, you know he's cumming into his mouth. He breaths heavily, licking at your inner thighs as he gains his breath back.
Seonghwa pulls up and moans loudly with his mouth full, hand to his painfully hard cock. He slaps your cheek lightly and makes you open your eyes. You almost cum at the sight of him alone.
His lips swollen and slick, mix of drool and cum slipping past his parted lips and down his chin to his naked chest. His long, messy bangs tickling his eyelashes. You sit up, pulling him forward by the back of his head. You gather up his bangs and slip the hair tie on your wrist around them, tying it out of the way. You kiss his forehead and down his nose to his lips.
He grabs you by your neck and pulls your lips onto his, immediately pushing all the liquids in his mouth into yours. You can taste Joong's salty cum on his tongue, and you greedily try to lap it all up, swallowing eagerly to make room for more that keeps coming. You moan into his mouth as he drags his pointed tongue across your clit over and over, squeezing Hwa's hands tightly and leaning your forehead against his.
"I-" You hesitate. He stares into your eyes, smiling as he drops your hands and cradles your head, keeping you close.
"I think you're about to make her cum, Joong." All he can do is hum in response, sucking on your clit just the way you like it to make you come undone.
"Please, Hwa," you cry, holding your hands over his once again. "He's making me feel so good, I need to- I wanna cum so bad." Hearing you beg, albeit not towards him, makes Hongjoong all the more needy: sucking up every single drop of arousal you offer him. "Please, please, please Mars!"
He lifts your hips and turns you around, holding you hands against the headboard with one hand and making you look down at Hongjoong with the other. "Where's your manners, Sweetie? He's the one eating you out."
"Joon- Joongie." You whimper, looking down at his eyes as they peek out from where you're seated on his face. The color in his eyes is barely visible, taken over by his pupils, wide with emotion. "Joongie, can I cum?" You find it hard to speak, every nerve in your body on fire as Hwa forces you to keep your eyes down on him as he eats you out like a man starved. "Please, I need-" You yell as his fingers slip into you, his tongue moving to a nonstop motion around your bud. "Fuckin- Jesus, God! So good, so, so, oh my fuck."
He pulls away for a split second to say, "do it," Before diving back in. Seonghwa lets your hands drop, and they immediately grab onto Hongjoong's locks with a vengeance.
He moans at the sting, and that's all you need to fall over the edge: whining loudly, hips forced to stay in place by Hwa's rough grip, gushing all over Joongs face. Your head falls back into Seonghwas shoulder, and one of his hands wraps around your neck. "Such a dirty girl," he moans against your neck, squeezing the sides gently. You cry out, hands trying to pull Hongjoongs tongue closer, but it's impossible- he's already essentially apart of you.
You're mumbling incoherent nonsense, one hand holding onto Joongs head and the other sliding back to pick up Seonghwas cock. His moans only prolong your orgasm and drive you into overstimulation.
He pulls you away from Hongjoong and makes the both of you whine in protest. He leans back and says one word, "suck."
Whether the command is for you or Hongjoong, it doesn't matter. Both of you settle on either side of his hips and share a smile before coming to the same conclusion. He flattens his tongue, while you point yours- and you both lick up his length. When you meet at his tip, you swirl your tongues around it and around each other. You repeat your movements a few times before you can feel Seonghwas patience crumbling. "Princess, get up here," he speaks breathlessly, opening his arms and holding you tightly as you all but jump on top of him. "Both doing so good," he moans out as Joong gives him the same treatment he gave him.
"Thank you, Hwa," you respond for the both of you, hands sliding up and down his chest. "Can I," you swallow deeply, finger pausing over his nipple, hovering. "Can I?"
"Yes, sweet girl, go ahead."
You dip down and capture one of his nipples in your mouth. He wraps his arms around your head, moaning as he catches a glimpse of Hongjoong on his cock. Both of your mouths on him at once... it's making him go crazy.
"Just like that." Again, it's doesn't matter who he's directing it towards. Both of you are stirred to work harder, repeating your movements and pushing him closer to his peak. "M- fuck."
You leave kisses up his chest and meet his lips, pinching his nipple and grinding against his toned stomach. "Seonghwa..."
"Yes, Sweetheart?"
"I want to spit in your mouth." The smut that falls past your lips has Hongjoong grinding down on the bed, whining around your boyfriends cock.
He wordlessly rolls out his tongue and opens his mouth wide, collecting up every drop of spit that you dribble from above him. He grabs the back of your head when you seem satisfied and pulls your head to his, resting your forehead on his and staring you down as he swishes your spit around in his mouth. He spits it back into yours as he cums, eyes rolling back and hands holding you still on his stomach.
Hongjoong gently pulls you back and lays you on Seonghwas thigh, pressing your cheeks together and letting the cum slowly drip into your mouth that already full of you and Hwa's spit.
Seonghwa opens his eyes and watches breathlessly as you and Joong take turns pushing the mix back and forth, kissing each other feverishly in the process. Your hands reach up and pull his closer, moaning into the kiss. Next to you, you can feel his cock twitch.
He pulls you away from him by your thighs, flipping you over to take his position on the pillows as you swallow thickly. He pushes him infront of him and slots him between your legs, stroking his cock and kissing his shoulder.
"What are you doing?" Hongjoong asks, bucking his hips as his hand leaves and slides over his hips, pushing him forward.
"You said you want to fuck her, right?"
"Y-yes."
"Then get to it, Baby."
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whatever-letmebe · 6 months ago
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KinnPorsche fic rec!
Okay, so I've just spent half the night and then most of today reading this fic and it's so fricking good, I have to share it with you!
It's a Kim/Porsche, "what if Porsche and Kim met a few years before canon at university"-AU. And that would already be great. But it's so much more, y'all. It's also an exploration of childhood trauma and the trauma that comes from growing up neurodivergent, about having to come to terms with the fact that maybe your childhood was kind of fucked up actually and maybe you didn't deserve any of the shit that hapened to you? It's about complicated sibling relationships but also loving sibling relationships. It has mystery. It has romance and not just between Kim and Porsche but also Chay and Macau and maybe, just maybe, Kinn and Tae some time in the distant future? It has Kim who's very likely autistic and Porsche who's diagnosed ADHD and Chay who has anxiety and those are not traits just tacked onto the characters but things that influence every single moment of these characters lives, like this is how they are, they are always neurodivergent, not only when the plot allows or demands it. It has awesome, three-dimensional, fully fleshed out OCs that you will fall in love with and if anything happens to them, I don't know how I would recover. It's a perfect blend of angst and fluff, of domesticity and crime. (Some triggering stuff and please be aware that this is a WIP tagged as "Chose not to use archive warnings". If you're worried about anything specific, I can give you specific warnings.) One final note: I know many of us have methods to quickly determine if we want to continue reading a fic or move on to another one. If you usually dismiss stories with typos or fics that switch between tenses, you might not feel like giving this one a chance but that would be a mistake! Trust me, the characterisation and storyline more than makes up for the few missing words here and there.
So what are you waiting for??? Go and start reading it now!
in a different life (173998 words) by pierogipete Chapters: 34/? Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Porsche Pachara Kittisawat/Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat & Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun Characters: Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, Porsche Pachara Kittisawat, Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Fluff and Angst, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, slice of life interpersed with mafia shenanigans, character study of kim, watch kim grow from awkward moody teen to cool moody popstar, University, author gives kim a friend group because he deserves it, and also bodyguards, Author has ADHD and it shows, neurodivergent characters, Not Beta Read, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior, adhd!porsche Series: Part 1 of in a different life Summary: Kim and Porsche meet in university, years before canon. Kim is an awkward teen, stepping out on his own for the first time, and Porsche is an overworked student, just trying to make ends meet. Can Kim build the life of his dreams with his family name constantly looming over him? Can Porsche learn to let go, let someone take care of him for a change? And maybe, just maybe, can they find love and happiness along the way? (i.e. author became obsessed with the idea of Kim/Porsche and built an expansive au to make it happen. come join me in this journey of madness :) ) Chapter 34 coming July 21
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wickedmoonlite · 1 year ago
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KinnPorsche Rewatch 2023
So just a disclaimer: as we go into heavier topics in KP (dub-con/non-con, toxic behaviors, whatever else I know this series throws at us), I will not be doing deep dives. I'm planning on taking this just below surface value, but not too much farther. These are literally thoughts I have in the moment as I'm watching. There are plenty of other users on this platform who have done deep dives and are far more intellectual about it than I am planning on being. Also cinema/media literacy has never been my strong suit. Thank you for your cooperation.
Episode 5 Random Thoughts
No, Kinn, I don't think Porsche is okay. He's very.... Broody.
"My Papa isn't in the room? Gotta go snooping around because I'm nosy." Kim, probably.
I love how Korn doesn't trust his own son. He knows Kim's snooping around the family business and background because Papa knows everything. I swear, Korn has ten thousand schemes going on at a time and they're all kept track of in his head. Dude is very smart and cunning.
Tankhun knows exactly how Kim operates. And honestly, Khun has the best instincts of all three of the boys. He just doesn't want to be in charge of operations.
Kinn was also talking about himself and how he fucked up last night.
The montage of memories from the night before coming back to Porsche is very well done.
My little sister has done a flaming shot like that, she said it was very hot going down, so their reaction isn't too bad overall.
As an addendum to yesterday's post: I have many thoughts and feels about the ending sex scene (also feels about why I think it does work, and is well done, though v problematic). And I really appreciate how they went about the feelings behind it in today's episode. Where both Kinn and Porsche are having a hard time leaving it behind and trying to be with someone else because they're in like (not love yet) and stuff.
Kinn looking at his reflection in the window... Feels like he's having a hard time coming to grips with what happened (rightfully so, I'd say).
Vegas drives up on a Panigale V4 S with no back seat.
Oooooh the jealousy from Kinn.
I don't like that they used KP's song for VegasPorsche bike ride.
Pulling up to the building, the bike now has a back seat.
My favorites are here just strolling into a studio 🥰
Kim likes all the sides of you too, Chay. I can see the smitten even now.
Almost gave away that you're gathering info on the brothers, my dude.
I love how he gives in to Chay and stays to listen to the song even though he didn't initially want to. And then starts playing piano and singing along to it too. 🤡
Gratuitous shower scene, but it feels like he's washing away the bad.
Kinn showing up uninvited to the house of the person he likes is just a mood. Because he's just that forward and entitled lmao.
The way he switches between being brash and kind of a bitch to trying to be nicer is hilarious because it feels so unnatural. Mile did such a good job here.
I feel like Korn knows about or possibly orchestrated the kidnapping. It just feels so... off.
I do really love how well KP work together in these fist fighting scenes. It's so good.
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I think these posts with my thoughts are just going to keep getting longer as we get farther into the show... Which, I mean, if y'all don't mind it, then we're good. Episode 6 tomorrow!
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mark-of-chrysus · 2 years ago
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#3
Forget politeness, Danny was just downright feral. Simply put, he had woken up and chosen violence.
He made his way to school like he owned the place. Bought himself at the Slave Auction like it was nobody's business and went off into the sunset with a baffled Jay in his arms, being held in bridal style. Then he came back because he had forgotten that he had to sing with Duke and put the blonde back down remorsefully before making him promise to watch his concert.
Somehow, and because the universe was a bitch he had once again ended up in the parking lot with Crystal and Gun staring at him. Before he could walk away the girl opened her mouth and began berating him for "judging people based on their looks".
"I'm gonna stop you right there" He cut her off, something no one had ever done before judging by her gobsmacked expression. "I don't know you, nor do I care to so you should keep your hypocritical view to yourself, okay miss?"
Unfortunately, Crystal managed to recover before he could book it out of there.
"Just who do you think you are? Calling me a hypocrite?"
Daniel regaled her with a thoroughly unimpressed stare before opening his mouth.
"Siri, could you please tell me the definition of hypocrisy?"
"a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not; behavior that contradicts what one claims to believe or feel" The robotic voice came from his back pocket, echoing through the empty parking lot.
Gun had a mysterious coughing fit that ended with a pointed elbow in the ribs from the smaller girl, though even that didn't manage to wipe the grin off his face. He eyed the boy more closely, feeling suddenly intrigued about whether he had the skills to back his cheeky attitude.
"You judge people based on how they look. I saw how you looked at one of the other girls in the crowd." Crystal continued to press on stubbornly.
"And you don't?" He retorted without missing a beat. "Besides, the girl I was looking at was Lala Kim, and she's notorious for how badly she treats the dates she buys at the Slave Auction."
That at least seemed to have gotten his point across.
"But you still act like you are better than anyone else."
Spoken too soon.
"I am better than everyone else!" His cocky reply seemed to only infuriate the beautiful girl more.
"Prove it!"
"Sure!"
They were now shouting and so close to each other that it was just one shove away from ending up really awkwardly between them. Daniel didn't let his confidence waver when she suddenly revealed a sharp smile that promised pain and humiliation, instead, he gave her his own taunting smirk and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Gun, fight him."
If the command surprised the bodyguard, he didn't show it. In one swift move, he took off his sunglasses, revealing the black sclera of his eyes and plastered on his infamous insane grin. Crystal moved out of the way and Daniel squared his shoulders but didn't wipe off his mocking expression.
Before he could blink an all-too-familiar kick began heading his way and the boy slipped into his fighting mindset. He blacked the click with his own leg using a basic movement that made it seem ridiculously easy. Gun's eyes widened as well as his smirk.
"You're pretty interesting, huh?"
A fist flew towards his face.
"Uh, Daniel."
The boy in question dodged the blow and caught his attacker by the throat, lifting him in the air.
"Hm?" He hummed inquiringly, turning to see the cowering form of Jinho looking at him like he was a monster.
He let go of his opponent, whose body hit the pavement with a muffled thud and made his way toward his smaller classmate.
"Uh-uh, Duke's looking for you, he-he asked me to-to get you." Jinho stuttered, eyes glued on the predator before him and knees trembling.
"Oh right, the concert, I almost forgot!" It was like a switch had been flipped and Daniel's cold facade melted back into a friendly smile. "Thanks, Jinho."
The boy nodded so fast he almost knocked his glasses off his face and scurried back.
"Ah, sorry, we'll have to continue this another time." He told the pair who were still frozen in shock, either at his skill or his quick change in attitude, he found that he didn't care much either way.
Shooting them one final sharp grin Daniel jogged back to the school festival, ready to perform for the beautiful blonde who would be watching him. Once he was out of sight Gun's posture finally loosened and he leaned onto the side of the car, pulling out a cigarette. A drop of cold sweat trickled down his forehead and he absently brushed his fingers over the already-forming hand-shaped bruise on his neck.
"He could have broken my neck without breaking a sweat." He mumbled and Crystal blanched at the thought.
"That boy...", the fighting maniac took a drag of his cigarette and exhaled the smoke slowly, "could've killed me if he wanted to."
The pair shared no other words as they left, both slightly trembling, though due to different reasons. Daniel Park was a real beast and they were lucky he had been interrupted when he had. Gun massaged his neck again as he drove, an impossibly large smile on his face.
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90sloverwithinsomnia · 4 months ago
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Switch Rivals - Chapter 16/21
This is one of many archived fanfics featuring 1st and 2nd generation K-pop acts that I've come across recently. It's all in good fun, and maybe a bit cringeworthy! Just to clarify, I don't post fanfics, so I hope to the people that post and read K-pop fanfics makes sense. Credits go out to the original creator 90s_love.
*Note: Nothing in their post will change (unless necessary), other than being posted here, and the (Link) will be provided to the page that i found it on.
Characters:
Kim Jaeduck, An Seungho (Tony), Moon Heejoon, Jang Woohyuk, Ahn Chilhyun (Kangta), Lee Jaewon (H.O.T.), Eun Jiwon, Lee Jaijin, Kang Sunghoon, Ko Jiyong, Jang Suwon
Summary:
Now all of H.O.T knows Tony and Jaeduck's problem.
Chapter 16: Explaining Part 3
The rest of H.O.T have been suspicious of "Tony's" behavior since the accident. He suddenly became more quiet and timid. And after Woohyuk got involved, they decided to investigate what's going on with them. 
They've been following them for weeks trying to find answers to their questions. One day, while following them, they sees a house standing in the middle of the woods. They looks through a window and sees "Tony" and Woohyuk with Sechskies' "Jaeduck" and Suwon and a strange person.
"So this is what they were hiding?" (Heejun)
They listened to what they were talking about. Switched bodies? Potion? That had to be the answers they was looking for.
They thought about this. For an entire year, they've been working with Kim Jaeduck from Sechskies, not Tony An of H.O.T. After about a week of thinking, they decided to accept the fact. While at work, they decides to tell Jaeduck and Woohyuk about what they know.
"Tony. Woohyuk. Do you have a minute?" (Heejun)
"Sure, Heejun." (Jaeduck) They didn't know what was up.
They went to a empty confrence room and Heejun started to talk.
"We know everything." (Heejun)
Jaeduck gulped. This didn't sound good. "Know what?"
"I know it's you, Jaeduck." (Heejun)
"Heejun, you must be crazy. This is Tony, not Jaeduck." (Woohyuk)
"Wookhyuk hyung, you don't have to hide it anymore." (Kangta)
"Yeah. And in case you're wondering, we thought about this and we accept him." (Jaewon)
"Really?" (Jaeduck)
"Yeah. You seem nice and you're fun to work with." (Heejun)
"Thanks." (Jaeduck)
After that, Jaeduck calls Tony and tell him that the rest of them know.
"Did they accept you?" (Tony)
"Yeah. They were really nice to me." (Jaeduck)
"They are. Unlike your leader. He's been pushing me to do chores for him." (Tony)
"Maybe I forgot to tell you about that." Jaeduck said jokingly.
They laughed on the phone and Tony told Jaeduck to invite them to their house so he can talk to them again.
"You sure?" (Jaeduck)
"I'm sure. Because it's actually me that they will be talking to." (Tony) And he was right.
Later the evening, they all went to Tony and Jaeduck's house. Tony brought Suwon with him so that they will get used to another Sechskies member being with them.
"Uh... Hi?" (Jaewon)
"Nice to... meet you?" (Suwon) It was a bit awkward.
"It'll be okay. You'll get used to it." (Tony)
"Easy for you to say." (Heejun)
"Well lucky it wasn't Jiwon who's spied on us." (Woohyuk)
"Yeah. That would cause a riot." (Jaeduck)
"You think?" (Kangta)
"Yeah. He can be out of his mind sometimes." (Suwon) That's saying a lot from a fellow member.
"And this merchant was staying with you?" (Heejun)
"Yes. I'm been staying with them so I can make the reverse potion." (Merchant)
"It only last for a few days once the potion is made and spell is cast." (Tony)
"So thing will be normal again? At least for a few days?" (Jaewon)
"That's the plan." (Jaeduck)
"When did you find out?" (Kangta)
"Me and Suwon? We found out like two months ago." (Woohyuk)
"On the day before the Idols on Stage "incident"." (Suwon)
The others understood what they've been going through this past year. They decided to help them and the merchant with the potion and to keep the secret. No one should know about this and they've already been exposed twice. They don't want that to happen again.
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staytinyhoe · 2 years ago
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Brat Behavior #2
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Kim Seungmin x Reader x Lee Minho
Description: You never would of thought that Minho and Seungmin use to fuck around. You also thought you would never see the day where Seungmin submit and give someone else control. Until Lee Minho comes into the picture.
Word Count: 5544
Warnings: Hard Dom Minho, Sub Seungmin, Sub Reader, Hair Pulling, Name Calling, Spanking, Rough Sex, Reader and Seungmin Cries, Intense Orgams, Squirting, Aftercare, Pet Names (Kitten and Puppy). If i am forgetting something please let me know.
You see, there were a lot of things you knew about Seungmin. For example you knew his favorite color, what his favorite food was, even about the secret birthmark on his body that nobody else knew about. Considering the fact you guys have been dating for years now, you should know almost everything about him. You knew that Seungmin dated men before you and you didn't care. But if there was one thing you absolutely didn't know about him was that he was a switch with the right person. Well with only one person and one person only.
That person being Lee Minho.
It was a couple days after the dinner when you and Seungmin were sitting in the middle of Minho's living room playing mario kart. Minho had invited you guys over to hang out because as much as he didnt want to admit it missed you guys (but he will never say that out loud).
“Ha in your face i told i'll win this time!” You shout out in victory as you jump and dance around the table.
“I would have won if you didn't cheat you cheater” Seungmin says while pouting and crossing his arms.
“Aww come on don't be such a sore loser” Walking over to Seungmin, you stand in between his legs and push his head back so he is looking up at you. Seungmin wraps his arms around your waist pulling you into his lap.
“I'm not a sore loser, I just really wanted to win.” He mumbles while burying his face into your chest. Wrapping your hands around his neck you pull him in even closer breathing in his cologne. “I leave for 3 minutes and you guys are about to fuck on my couch” You hear Minhos voice out of now where. Starling you and Seungmin which causes Seungmin to accidentally make you fall off the couch.
“Hahaha calm down Seungmin i'm just messing with you guys”
Minho walks over to the couch and reaches his hand down to help you stand. “I mean it wouldn't be the first time I caught you guys in the act.” He looks at you with a weird expression but smiling and turning towards Seungmin.
“Wait……What?? When the hell did this happen?” You turn your head towards the two catching Minho staring at Seungmin with a dark look in his eye. “Umm hello earth Seungmin and Minho” you called out but still got no response.
“OKay you guys are acting weird and it freaking me out very much so can one of you tell me what the hell is going on.
“Do you remember that night when we were having dinner at the restaurant and you guys left in a hurry?” Minho turns to face you, taking a step towards you. “Y-eah w-what about it.” Gulping you take a step back, your body starts to heat up remembering all things you and Seungmin got into that night.
“Well let's just say i so happened to witness some of the things that went down that night” Minho smirks as your mouth drops open in shock. You whip your head towards your boyfriend's direction only to see him with his head down, ears turning redder than a strawberry. “You're joking right? Right?”
“Nope your lovely boyfriend over there has some secret kinks that you just don't know about. He was the one who brung up the idea of me watching you guys. Hell, he even gave me a key to his apartment.” Reaching into his back pocket Minho shows the apartment key given to him by Seungmin. Turning around you fully face Seungmin hoping that he would say something but he doesn't. “Babe please say something. I feel like I'm losing my mind here.” Walking over to him, you reach out your hand to grab his face but he avoids eye contact looking everywhere but your eyes until MInho finally speaks up.
Minho slowly walks up behind you pressing his chest into your back, his hand grasping onto your waist. You can feel his minty breathe on your neck making your heart speed up. Letting out a little gasp as you try to turn your head but something about Minho’s grip on your waist lets you know that's not the right decision at the moment.
“Pay attention to him kitten, not me. Now go on puppy, tell her why you gave me the key to your apartment. Tell her why you let me watch her get broken down and fucked like a whore.” You snap your head once you hear Seungmin let out a little moan at the nickname, his face turning even more red at his little slip up. Clearing his throat, he walks up to you slowly and puts his hands on top of where Minho hands still rest on top of your waist.
“Do you remember a couple months back when we were in our living room cuddling on the couch and we started talking about trying new things in the bedroom. You wanted to have a surprise threesome with Minho?” Seungmin finally looks into your eyes with a tiny smile making his way onto his face.
You actually remember that night very clearly. After a long day at work all you both wanted to do was relax on the couch after dinner and watch some movies. You remember asking Seungmin if there was anything he wanted to try in bed after a sex scene and he did name of a couple of things which didnt really surprise you. When it was your turn you told him how you wanted to have a threesome with Minho but you kinda wanted it to be a surprise.
Seungmin was kind of skeptical at first as to what you meant by wanting it to be a surprise. But when you explained that you didn't want to plan out the threesome detail by detail you kinda just wanted it to happen naturally but only if MInho and Seungmin were okay with it happening. Obvidoly Seungmin was way more into it than you thought because that very night when you had gone to bed he called Minho and asked him about it. Minho agreed instantly but under one condition. Things we go his way and his way only. You didn't know about this of course since you wanted it to be a surprise.
You gulp and nod your head up and down. It was kinda hard to form words when you were trapped in between two unbelievably sexy men. With both of them so close your head starts to swarm with so many dirty thoughts that you start to feel yourself get wet with what is happening, you also start to tug at the bottom of Seungmin's shirt hoping to pull him even closer. This doesn't go unnoticed by Minho and he steps forward pushing your body even closer to Seungmin. Placing little kisses on your neck here and there, he squeezes your waist a little tighter.
“Go on puppy”. Minho hums looking at Seungmin in his eyes as his tongue darts out his mouth to lick his lips. Seungmin eyes follow the movement of his tongue before he quickly adverts his gaze. Clearing his throat he continues on.
“Well that very night I talked to Minho and agreed to do it under one condition. We do it his way and his way only. The night of the dinner party we were supposed to go back to the place and Minho was going to be waiting for us in the living room but you just had to be a brat that night so I texted him the plans had changed. Minho was supposed to join during your punishment and take over but he just stayed outside the bedroom door watching and once we were finished he left.”
You honestly couldn't believe what you were hearing. Minho was in your home the night Seungmin punished you. Minho was there watching everything that happened to you. Minho was supposed to fuck but he didnt. Your body starts heating up at the thought of Minho just standing at the bedroom door watching you hump the bear he bought you for your birthday. Watching you make a mess of yourself. Hearing you beg for Seungmin to fuck you. Watching Seungmin tear you down piece by piece, being cruel to you, calling you so many names. Just the thought alone has you clenching your thighs and letting out a little whimper.
But Before you can even open your mouth to say something Minho quickly turns you around so you are now facing him. There is a little smirk on his face as he runs his hands up and down your side.
“Hi kitten, how does it feel to know I was watching everything that happened that night? To be honest I was going to join you guys but I felt like it wasn't the right moment so I left. But dont worry im going to give you exactly what you want. Puppy you know what to do don't you? And remember we are doing things my way”. Pulling away from you Minho looks past you towards Seungmin, who in return whimpers out a quiet little yes before grabbing your hand and pulling you towards Minho bedroom.
Upon reaching the bedroom Seungmin drops your hands and immediately starts pulling off his clothes. “S-seungmin what's going on?”
“Take off all your clothes and hurry, we only have a couple more seconds before he comes in the room '' Looking up you see Seungmin taking quick glances at the bedroom. Confusion crosses your face but that doesn't stop you from taking off all your clothes. “Okay now tell me what's going on, why does he keep calling you puppy and what does he mean we are doing things his way?”. Letting out a breath Seungmin walks up to you and grabs your hands rubbing his thumb across the back of your hand. “I know that you wanted the threesome to be a surprise but things didn't really go as planned, which i'm sorry for by the way.”
“It's okay, I'm not mad or anything, just slightly confused with everything that is happening and you still didn't answer my questions. I mean you don't have to tell me if you don't want to, I don't want to pressure you into telling me.” You wave your hand feeling bad once you see his body tense up. You would feel horrible if you made him tell you something he wasn't ready to share.
“Well what are you waiting for puppy? Go ahead and tell her what she wants to know”. You let out a surprise scream and quickly turn to see Minho leaning against the bedroom door with his arms crossed. “Well before me and you got together, Minho and I used to fool around but we stopped when me and you started getting serious. And about the other thing, Minho has a special way of doing things when in bed. He has these rules that we have to follow and names that we have to call him. If you don't follow the rules or call him by the correct name then you get punished but if you do everything correctly you will get rewarded.”
“Good boy puppy, if you keep being good like that i might just go easy on you tonight. Now tell the kitten the rules.” Minho shoots a smirk towards Seungmin way. You honestly can't believe your eyes, the fact that Seungmin is letting Minho boss him around was something you thought would never happen. Seungmin never let anyone tell him what to do, he always did things his way. So this was a huge surprise to you.
“Rule number one we must always refer to Minho as Sir and we must always refer to ourselves as puppy and kitten. Rule number two is we must have a safe word in place just in case something happens that we don't like or feel comfortable doing. If you feel like you need a breather or feel any type of pain you can also say the safeword, if you happen to forget the safe word you can also use the traffic light system as well. If we are in the middle of a session and you are having a hard time communicating you may tap or pinch twice on the or on the arm and the session will be immediately stopped. Minho would never do anything to harm us and he only has our best interest at heart. If something is wrong we must communicate. Communication is very important in situations like this. Rule number three we are not allowed to cum before Minho, or cum without his permission. We are here to serve and pleasure Minho. We must follow these rules with no objections, failure to follow these rules will result in us getting Punishment.”
Walking up to Seungmin, Minho pets his hair with a smirk on his face. Minho steps back and takes off his shirt and pulls down his pants. Walking towards the bed he sits down facing you both. Leaning back on his hands Minho spreads his legs while looking you both up and down.
“Now here is what's going to happen, you two are going to put on a little show. I want you both to fuck eachother open but you are not allowed to cum. Once i feel like you guys are ready im going to fuck you both stupid one by one. I'm going to ruin both, I'm going to make sure that by the end of the night the only thing on your minds will be how good it felt to have my cock deep inside you. How good it felt when I filled you with my cum. I want you two to understand that right now in this moment you two belong to me. I own you, I will do whatever I want with your bodies and there is nothing you can do about it. Im going to turn you both into my little sex toys.”
At this very moment something shifted in the air. Maybe it was the way Minho spoke to you and Seungmin or maybe its the way his eyes are racking over both of your figures with lust filled eyes. You can't help but let out a little whimper at the mere thought of being owned by Minho. Just the thought of him having his way with your body had your panties drenched with your wetness. Slightly turning your head you see Seungmin rubbing his hand over his semi hard erection letting you know that Minho words had the same effect on him too.
“What's your color?”.
“Green”
“Green”
“Then why are you just standing around? You know what to do”.
“P-please”. You whine out as you feel Seungmin mouth slowly start to pull away from where you needed him the most. “N-no Puppy don’t stop”. You cry softly, grinding against his fingers as the starts to slow down. “Y-you can't stop please i need more”. You throw your head in frustration knowing that Seungmin was just doing this to tease you.
“I know you need more. You always need more, you're just naughty kitty who can't ever be satisfied”. Seungmin shifts his weight so he is laying on the side, making sure to support his weight while also giving MInho a perfect of your dripping core. He props his head on his palm and pushes your legs open. “Such a dumb little kitten arent you?” He teases as he brings his fingers to rub at your sensitive bundle of nerves, making you shudder in pleasure. “Y-yes please please” You gasp out as he starts to apply more pressure to your clit. Your mouth drops as you feel the knot forming in the pit of your stomach.
Taking the chance Seungmin lets his lips ghost over yours before giving and attacking your lips. The moment his lip touched his you let out a sinful moan grabbing onto the back of his head, pulling on the strands making him groan out. Seungmin presses a little hard on your clit making you arch into, thighs shaking as the knot in your stomach starts to get tighter and tighter. You break away from the kiss and wrap your hand around his waist but just as the know was about to break Seungmin hands are no longer on you. Opening your eyes you see that Minho is now standing next to the bed holding onto Seungmins’ wrist.
“That's enough. I think it's my turn to have a little fun.” Minho grabs you by the ankle pulling towards the edge of the bed. Taking your legs he bends them so your knees are touching your chest. “Grab onto her legs puppy and don't you dare let go.” Seungmin moves so he is now leaning over your head and grabs onto your legs. Minho pushes down his boxers and grabs onto his cock, slowly tapping his tip against your clit.
“P-please sir,” You whimper out grabbing onto the sheets. You can feel your wetness dripping down your thighs. You wiggle your hips a little hoping to feel some type of friction but all you get is a slap to your thigh. “Patience kitten you wouldn't want to disappoint sir now would you?.” You let out a little sigh and shake your head now. “Good girl, now let sir take care of you”.
Minho rubs his cock against your lips, coating himself in your wetness. Sucking in a breath Minho begins to push his cock into you, his tip breaching your tight little hole making you let out a little hiss. “Fuck, s-so big sir” You mumble out throwing your head back against Seungmin thighs. “Its okay kitten. I know you take it”. Minho was stretching you out so good that you couldn't help but tear up and the feeling. After a while Minho finally bottoms out until he is balls deep in you. “Fuck kitten your even tighter than i imagined. Now i see why Puppy is so fucking pussy drunk”. Your hole clenches around him as the words leave his mouth causing both of you to let out a moan. “That's it kitten. I know you can take it.” He praises before his slow thrust into you. “P-please sir i want it- Fuck” You cry out when Minho finally starts moving, Pulling his hip up until his tip sits at your entrance before pushing back in, hyperfocused on the way your hole clenches around him.
“Look at you taking my cock like the fucking whore that you are. Do you feel the kitten? Do you feel how deep my cock is pushing into? Hmm darling?. Minho quickly changes his pace so his hips are slamming into yours at such a brutal pace, making your hips bounce off of the bed. All you can do is nod and moan at his words as your brain turns to mush. There was no way you could form words with the way Minho was fucking into you. “Fuck i cant wait to pump you both with my cum.” Minho roughly groans out as he places his hands under your thighs and pushes down causing your ass to leave up off the bed. You lock gazes with MInho. His eyes were filled with lust as he pistons his hips into yours making tears spring into your eyes from how he was making you feel. Your legs was starting to tremble and go numb from how hard Minho was fucking you and god was you about to cum and Minho could tell from the you where clenching and shaking about.
“Are you going to cum my dumb little kitten hm? Do you wanna cum all over sir’s cock’. He growls out fucking into you even harder than before. “Yes yes please i wanna cum for you, please make me cum” Your moans coming out brokenly. You nearly pass out when Seungmin hands reach out and start to rub your clit roughly which makes you see stars instantly. Your body started to shake and tremble as you cum harder than you ever did before. Even though you came, Minho and Seungmin didn't let up on their attacks as you start to feel the overwhelming sensation coming back to you again. But before you can open your mouth to say something your back arches off of the bed and you start to scrabble for purchase as you squirt all over Minho and cause Sengmin to drop your legs.
“Fuck thats it kitten, thats my good girl”. Minho stops his thrust and slowly starts to rub your shaking legs. Slowly pulling out of you Minho continues to rub your legs and shower you in praises, doing everything he can to bring you back from cloud nine. “Kitten, you did such a good job baby. Im so fucking proud of you. I'm going to get you something to drink okay”. Minho leans up and places a kiss on your forehead before getting up and going to the kitchen to get some water bottles. All you could do was shake your head and give him a weak thumbs up, so you just threw your head back against Seungmin thighs with your eyes closed. Speaking of Seungmin, you kind of forgot that he was even in the room. Opening your eyes you see Seungmin staring down at you with a small smile on his face. Moving your hair out of your face, Seungmin whispers a quiet hi at you. You give a small hi back and reach up to cup his face to bring him down to meet your lips. Seungmin doesn't hesitate to kiss as his hands rub up and down while giving your body little squeezes here and there.
“As much as i like looking at you guys, Yn needs to drink some water. Do you think you can sit up and relax against the headboard?” MInho questions from the entrance of the doorway. Breaking away from the kiss you look and shake your head yes. Slowly pushing yourself up of Seungmin you push yourself back until you hit the headboard and cross your legs
“Good girl”. Minho praises as he walks over and passes it to Seungmin the cold water to pass to you. Opening it you took a huge gulp of water letting the cool liquid run down your throat as the coldness takes over your body. You never knew how hot you were until now. Once you finish you lean over and place the empty water bottle on the bed.
“How are you feeling, kitten? I know that orgasm was a little rough and please be honest with me”. Minho questions while looking you up and down making sure he didn't really leave any harsh bruises on your thighs or legs. “That was one of the best orgasms i ever had but i am feeling a little sore and tired. So I don't think I can go another round. I'm sorry”. You say while looking down at your knees. “Hey babe look at me” Seungmin cups your cheeks and raises your face until you meet eyes. “You have nothing to be sorry for. Do you understand me? You did nothing wrong”. Seungmin places kisses all over your face hoping to make you feel better.
“Puppy’s right you have nothing to be sorry for. Do you remember what the rules were? Communication is the most important thing and if you don't want to continue then that is totally fine Yn. I promise no one is mad at you. “ Minho walks over to sit on your side of the bed and pulls you into a hug. You wrap your arms around him and whisper out a thank you. After a while you pull away feeling way much better than before. “Even though I don't want to continue, I still want you and Seungmin to have fun and plus you didn't cum yet so it's definitely not right for me to be the only person cum. Looking over at Seungmin you can see his cock tip leaking with precum and his squeezing his legs trying to get some type of friction.
“Well how about me and the puppy play while you sit back and watch. That way you can be included without actually doing something physical. You can just relax and watch. How does that sound?. Minho asks as he reaches into his nightstand and pulls out a bottle of lube. “That sounds perfect to me. How about you Puppy?. You ask looking over at a Seungmin who shakes his head so fast you think it's going to fall off. “Perfect’. Minho walks over to the front of the bed and beckons Seungmin over with a quick nod of his head. “Get over puppy you know what to do and what position i want you in.” You never seen Seungmin move so fucking fast in his life. Seungmin crawls over and gets on all fours with head facing towards you and his ass facing towards Minho. Seungmin coats two fingers in saliva slowly reaches behind him and slowly starts to open himself up for Minho. You look behind seungmin's head as you hear a pop sound through the room only to see Minho pouring the lube on his cock letting out a hiss as it touches his skin. Rubbing it all over his cock Minho slaps Seungmin hand away and with one hand on his hip and the other on his cock. He slowly starts to enter Seungmin until his hips are flush against Seungmin's ass. Seungmin lets out a little whimper at being so full, it's been a while since last had a cock up his ass and the stretch is already making him feel dizzy and weak in the head.
“Listen you stupid mutt just because i went easy on kitten over there doesnt mean you are going to get the same treatment.” With that being said Minho immediately starts with a rough brutal pace causing Seungmin to gasp out and his arm to give out. Letting out moans after moans as Minho completely loses control slamming Seungmin back against him causing Seungmin and the bed to jolt back and forth. You've never seen Seungmin look like this before. His eyes are filled with tears as he tries to grab onto the sheets for purchase but fails. “F-fuck s-iir please si-” Seungmin tries to form a sentence but gets cut of by Minho slapping his ass. “I'm sorry, what was that Puppy? Hm were you trying to say something. I can't hear you over your pathetic moans.” Minho takes his hands and pushes down on Seungmin backs making his ass arch even higher in the air.
This position causes Minho to go even deeper and harder which makes Seungmin let a high pitch whimper. You can see tears flowing down Seungmin eyes as he tries to mumble out words and pleas but the only thing coming out of his mouth is his high pitched moans. You've never seen this side of Seungmin before and it makes you feel some type of way, he just looks so pretty with tears running down his face. It's just so amazing to see Minho never lose his pace and to see Seungmin just laying there taking it. “So pretty Puppy”. You whisper out to yourself not expecting anyone to hear it,leaning on your knees to get a better look at everything happening in front of you. But of course Minho hears and looks up at you with a smirk. “Do you like what you see kitten? Do you think puppy look pretty like this?”. MInho can't help but let out a chuckle as you nod your head mesmerized by everything unfolding.
Minho decides to run his hand up along Seungmin back until he reaches his nape. Running his hand through Seungmin hair he drips his roots and yanks his head up, causing Seungmin to let out loud moan. “ Fuck puppy shouldnt you say thank you to kitten for giving you a compliment. I know I taught you better than this.”
“T-thank Y-you ki-tten”. Seungmin babbles out as Minho lets go of his head in favor of holding his head down as he picks up the pace again. “C-cum s-sir I”. Seungmin tries to speak but all his words sound all jumbled up. “Do puppy wanna cum”. Minho asks while leaning over Seungmin pushing himself even deeper. “Pl-ease S-ir”.
“Okay puppy you can cum”. Once Minho says that Seungmin reaches under him to grab hold of cock. But before he can start stroking his cock, Minho grabs his hand and pins them behind his back. “ No Puppy, if you want to cum then it's going to be untouched.”
“B-ut i- can't do it”. Seungmin whines out but quickly stops when Minho lands a sharp slap to his ass once again. “I know you can do it, puppy. I know you can be a good boy and cum for me. So cum for me puppy.” Tightening his grip on his wrist Minho starts slamming into Seungmin making sure to hit his prostate with every thrust causing Seungmin mouth to drop wide opening eyes rolling into the back of his head. “That's it puppy take it like a good boy i got you boy you can let go for me baby”. With one last hard thrust Seungmin body starts to spasm as his cock starts to drip cum. Letting go of Seungmin hands Minho puts both hands on his hips and continue on fucking Seungmin like a mad man. After a couple more thrust Minho finally seems to be reaching his high. It amazes you how long this man can last. With a loud groan and a hard thrust that seems to cause Seungmin to whimper, he finally cum deep inside Seungmin. All that is heard is heavy breathing and the sound of your heartbeat in your ears.
Minho slowly pulls out of Seungmin with a hiss and sits down on the bed immediately turning Seungmin over on his back. “Oh puppy, come here”. Minho opens his arms as seungmin crawls into his arms, sobbing and shaking. “Hey kitten, do you think you can go and start the bath for me”. He turns his head to look at you. With no hesitation you say yes and slowly get up and walk to the bathroom but before you go inside, you turn towards Minho. “Sir, is he going to be okay?” You asked worried because this is the first time you have seen seungmin like this. “Oh kitten he is going to be fine he just needs some time to calm down i promise you have nothing to worry about.” You look at Seungmin and then at Minho, deciding to trust his words you continue on into the bathroom.
“Hey puppy, you're okay I promise. Do you think you can drink some water for me? It doesn't have to be a lot but I need you to drink”. Seungmin shakes his head yes and sits up a little as Minho hands him an open bottle of water. “Sir i finished prepping the bath”. You say peeking your head out the doorway. “Go ahead and get in. I'll be right there in a sec.” Nodding your head you go back into the bathroom and climb into the tub. The smell of french vanilla taking over your senses makes you feel relaxed and warm. A couple of minutes go by before Minho walks in with pants on while holding onto Seungmin. Seungmin lets go of Minho and climbs into the tub looking more down to earth before he is tugging you into his arms. Minho puts two towels and some clothes that look like they belong to him on the counter and then turns to you guys.
“Why don't you guys wash and get dressed while I go and straighten up the bedroom and then we can cuddle and sleep”. Giving you both forehead kisses Minho stalks out of the room and to go and clean up while you two clean.
It only takes a while to clean everything. Once he finished picking up the clothes and grabbing the dirty sheets to put a clean one on. He goes and puts them in the washer and decides to leave it in the morning since he is way too tired to do laundry. After making sure that lights are off and his doors are locked he walks back to his room to see you both in his bed asleep while cuddling. Letting a fond chuckle he grabs his clothes and goes to take a quick shower before joining you guys in bed. Sliding into bed next to Seungmin, he wraps arms around his waist and pulls him closer which causes Seungmin to pull you closer to him. MInho falls asleep to the smell of french vanilla and the sounds of you and Seungmin breathing.
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other absolutely killer underrated hits:
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the best underrated dril tweet is “slip on a customer’s urine and bust your fucking throat on a bar stool”
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