#now you can have all the milk and seafood that you want

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mine — jeon wonwoo | 1,318 words | fluff

inspired by @boorines' post about bf!wonwoo :)

gender neutral reader. warnings: none.

wonwoo doesn’t mind doing grocery runs as a punishment for making you wake up late on weekends, mainly because he doesn’t consider them as a punishment at all. it’s not his fault — work knocks him out like a log, and he loves spending all of his free time with you. he doesn’t leave bed till you’re out, but he doesn’t let go of you till he’s had his fill of holding you in his arms. it’s a win, either way.

he trails behind you on lazy mornings you spend at home, adoring the way you ruffle his bedhead and make it even messier, only because it brings a smile to your face. he loves when you place his glasses on his face so he can see you the way you deserve to be seen. he also loves when you make him sit and watch you move about the kitchen, letting him help every now and then and feeding him bites in between your cooking so he can gauge how it tastes.

it’s safe to say wonwoo’s smitten with you to the point he’d do anything you asked of him, which is why he hasn’t once considered the option of getting groceries home delivered ever since you moved in with him. he just loves being around you, however he can. and if it means walking around your local supermarket dressed in last night’s pajamas, it doesn’t matter, because he’s with you.

wonwoo loves spending precious time arguing about what brand of headphones are the best and debating about the benefits of skimmed milk. every single trip to the store always ends up with both of you buying a slab of this particular chocolate you hooked wonwoo onto a while ago. maybe it’s a good thing your niece is a sugar maniac, because you’re visiting her later this afternoon.

what he doesn’t love, however, is how he’s feeling right now. you’re not even doing anything wrong. you’re just talking to some guy in the frozen foods aisle, a carton of ice cream in your hand and your basket in the other. wonwoo’s itching to take the basket from you for two reasons: one, because he wants you to enjoy shopping while he carries your stuff around, and two, because he can’t think of a better way to break up the conversation between you and whoever this man is.

this man, who’s making you laugh on a saturday morning that should be spent with wonwoo, teaching you the ropes to the latest game he’s found on steam, tickling you till he hears that laugh, and having you rest your head on his shoulder when he’s reading.

not this.

he’s not jealous. of course not. but there’s no way this guy is funny enough to make you laugh the way you currently are. wonwoo knows you’ve laughed at lesser stuff he’s done and said, so he doesn’t really see what this guy possibly has on him.

he looks down at the packet of ramyeon in his hands before walking up to the two of you. he can’t help but grudgingly notice that the guy does look good, and henceforth, is a bit of a threat. wonwoo doesn’t have a grand plan, per se, to get this random stranger to leave you alone, but he begins by clearing his throat.

“your favourite flavour,” he says, dropping the packet unceremoniously into the basket you’re holding.

your conversation stops — which is kind of what he wanted — but now he’s faced with two sets of eyes staring at him.

“um,” he says, fazed by the sudden attention.

“thank you,” you say with a smile. wonwoo feels himself frowning. you didn’t call him baby or any of the usual endearments you do when you’re talking to him. not even his nickname. just thank you, like he’s some friend of yours.

which brings him back to the person at hand.

“did you want something?” you ask.

wow. yes, actually. “no,” he says, backing out slowly. “i’ll just…be there,” he says, pointing in the general vicinity of whatever’s to his left. you raise an eyebrow. he realizes he’s looking at the seafood aisle. ah. shit. “yeah.”

wonwoo could blame his grogginess for the stupid thing he’s just said, but he knows he’s far from groggy and that you can see through him better than you can see through glass. he just resigns himself to buying some of your favourite snacks so you can let him off the hook.

however, he is as curious as a cat and can’t let it slide when you’re done loading your groceries in the backseat.

“so, who was that?” he asks, starting up the car.

“i didn’t know you were okay with seafood,” you say. he doesn’t need to look at you to see you’re trying not to laugh.

“that doesn’t answer my question,” he huffs, looking into the rearview mirror. the lot is empty. he wonders if he can spot the guy around.

“that was chan,” you say simply, rolling down your window.

“chan?”

“mm. old friend from college.”

“how come i’ve never heard of him before?”

“because i haven’t met him in a long time.”

“so that’s why you were all…”

you turn to look at him. “all what?” there’s the beginnings of a grin on your face. a mischievous, i know what you’re thinking grin. he’s been caught, and he doesn’t like it. he refuses to answer.

the rest of the drive home is spent in silence, thankfully.

“oh, no,” you exclaim a bit sadly, when you finish putting away the last of the groceries. “we forgot the chocolate.”

wonwoo can’t hold back any longer. ignoring the surprised noise you let out when he lifts you up, he carries you to the kitchen counter and puts you down, hands on either side of your body trapping you in place.

“i think you’re forgetting something else,” he says, eye to eye with you. he loves the height difference you have, but he also loves it when he gets to see you flustered from this close.

“i’m…what?”

“mine,” he whispers, before he captures your lips in a kiss. your hands immediately find their way into his hair, pulling him closer with a tug.

“you’re mine,” he says again, pulling away to cup your face in his hands. “only i can make you laugh like that.”

you blink up at him. “you want me not to laugh every time someone else cracks a joke?”

wonwoo huffs. “there’s no way he was that funny.”

you let out a little giggle, the one he loves so much. “you’re being silly, baby,” you chide, taking one of his hands off your face and pressing a kiss to it. he’s the one who’s supposed to be doing that to you, but now it’s his heart that’s fluttering. “and besides, chan already knows about us. we reconnected a few weeks back, and he’s been wanting to meet you.”

wonwoo feels silly now. “i didn’t…know.”

“yeah. now imagine if he invites us out for dinner to that seafood place next week.”

wonwoo lets out a groan and leans down to put his forehead to yours. “i’m an idiot.”

“i know that.”

he glares at you. “i thought you loved me.”

“i do! besides, you know my niece is going to kill me if we ever break up, so we’re stuck together. forever. get it? forever?”

wonwoo pulls away to look at you, and he’s sure the lovesick gaze on your face matches the one on his. “i get it,” he says, sealing his promise to you by pressing another kiss to your lips. “and i’m yours, too.”

you smile at him. “want to go get that chocolate before we see her today?”

wonwoo’s already picking up his car keys before you finish your sentence. how could grocery runs ever be a punishment, when he gets to do them with you?

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[akkivee]

The Rosho Special☆ Cream of the Crop Curry: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Sasara: Oh, you’ve really been cookin’!

Rei: That curry smell is really making me hungry!

Rosho: It’s a miracle I was able to even decipher what you meant in that text! Why am I the only one working on this??

Sasara: Don’t sweat the small stuff! Have you finished making our super interesting curry yet?

Rosho: I did my best to follow your recipe but…

Rei: Hm? You didn’t make a normal curry?

Sasara: Tut tut tut! You see, this curry was made with some special ingredients!

Rei: It looks brown like any other curry, so I can’t tell the difference.

Sasara: I’ll give you a hint! I was thinking of calling it, "This Curry's Got You Gigged!!" Setting off any bells??

Rei: You can’t be thing about… Actually, no, that hint was so stupid, I got nothing for you.

Sasara: Hey now!!

Rosho: I used flounder in the curry, but if you can’t tell that at a glance, that’s gotta mean your joke’s fallen flat, right?

Rei: The curry’s meant sell, so it should have a little more impact.

Sasara: I guess you’re right… It’s gotta be appealing televised too…

Rosho: Let’s take a moment to brainstorm.

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Sasara: *pops a cold one open* Man, nothing’s coming to mind at all…!

Rei: The theme you had settled on was, “A Bizarre Brown Curry,” right?

Rosho: We shouldn’t even try to be teeming with themes! It’s all about the flavours!!

Sasara: “Okra-zy Curry” doesn’t sound too bad!

Rosho: Okra me a river!!

Rei: How about “Kelp!! Addicted to Seaweed Curry”?

Rosho: Oh, now you’re just sailing on his coattails!

Sasasa: “Ya Kraken Me Up Squid Curry”!!

Rosho: Quit it with the seafood puns!! Geez, you’re not even trying to solve the root of the problem.

Sasara: Nyahaha…! No, yeah, you’re right.

Rei: But curry’s just curry, isn’t it? How can you even get someone to give a laugh at it at just a glance?

Rosho: How many times do I gotta say, that’s why we’re sittin’ around thinkin’ about it!!

Sasara: I think the alcohol’s getting to us~ Let’s get some food down, so we can sober up.

Rei: I agree. I’d like one order of flounder curry with rice!

Rosho: You takin’ my home as an izakaya?? Serve your own curry!!

Sasara: Phew whee, Mista Rosho here sure is stingy!

Rei: Well, sounds like I got no other choice.

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Rei: Hey, so this is getting annoying to handle, you mind if I use this whole pot?

Sasara: Rosho, whatcha want me to do with this bag?

Rosho: Shut up, the both of you!! For now, just bring everything to me.

Rei: And there. Rice is served~

Sasara: And here’s a bit of the curry to top it off!

Rosho: Oh yeah, we’re using this too!

Sasara: “A White Stew for Rice”? You brought out some boil in bag goods you had bagged up?

Rosho: A student of mine gave it to me as a souvenir from a Hokkaido trip. It apparently has some Hokkaido specialties in it.

Rei: Their milk is incredibly tasty. And so… *pours it in*

Rosho: Hey!!!! What the heck are you doing??

Rei: This is my specialty, “Stew On This Rice”!

Rosho: The bag wasn’t even boiled yet… I guess I’ll stick it in the microwave.

Sasara: Wait a sec!

Rosho: What are you making that serious face for?

Sasara: If it’s cream… How does “Cream Of The Crop Curry” sound??

Rei: Ohhh, we are aiming for something eye-catching but… Wait, actually, this might work.

Rosho: It’s more of a stew though…

Sasara: Let’s have a taste test first!

*microwave dings*

DH: *eats*

Sasara: Woah??? This creamy stew and rice pair together so well!!

Rei: And this white colour gives it quite the impact.

Sasara: This is it! This is the curry that’s going to carry Dotsuitare Hompo to victory!

Rosho: But this isn’t curry?? What do you mean we’re going to use a stew??

Rei: Why’re you fussing? All we have to do is say we made a white curry.

Rosho: Then how do you explain how we made it??

Rei: White curry does exist, you know. There are spices for it and everything. Curry connoisseurs would be familiar with it.

Sasara: Is that so?? Well, there you have it, Rosho! I’ll let you figure out what those spices are!

Rosho: No, you won’t!! Shouldn’t we all be trying to figure this out??

Rei: Ahaha! I believe you’ll figure it out somehow.

Sasara: Alright! “The Rosho Special☆ Cream of The Crop Curry” is definitely going to take us to the top!!

[adrift-in-thyme]

Legend trying to come up with an explanation for wild to not shoot seagulls, without mentioning kohoholint?

Thanks so much for the prompt! <33 This one got kinda angsty

Fic beneath the cut

Wild lets out a growl of frustration as his carefully aimed arrow falls broken to the ground. He whirls around to face the perpetrator.

“Why’d you do that?”

Legend meets his gaze. The fire in his eyes is startling.

“I told you never to shoot seagulls.”

“I know but” — Wild looks up at where the birds still circle, emboldened by the presence of their self-appointed protector— “we’re low on food.”

It’s true. The two of them were separated from the others three days ago and their food supply is close to running out. And with the seagulls being nearby and plentiful, Wild had decided they were a viable option.

…he still thinks they’re a good option. But it’s unlikely Legend will just lay off him any time soon. The vet has been as grumpy as ever for the past few days, but today is the worst by far. 

Legend places his bow and arrows back in his pouch. 

“There are plenty of other food sources around here. You can cook something else.”

There are decidedly few other things on this island, but Wild supposes he can make do with some seafood. Still, he can’t help but wonder…

“Why do you want to protect the gulls so much? You never mind when I kill other birds.”

The veteran stiffens. He opens his mouth and closes it, eyes widening slightly. Wild is oddly reminded of a rabbit caught in the shadow of a predator. 

“I..seagulls are…” He shakes his head viciously, cap flying back and forth. “They’re special.”

Wild lifts an eyebrow. “Special how?”

Legend tenses further. His knuckles have turned white from clutching the clasp of his pouch. Everything points to the danger of continuing the topic further. Yet Wild presses onward, desperate to make sense of this mystery.

(And yes, perhaps, he wants to know one of the vet’s secrets after he has teasingly uncovered so many of his own. Call him spiteful, if you want.)

He waves a hand toward the birds, head cocked. “They’re noisy, messy, and everywhere. That sounds exactly like something you would hate, vet.”

Legend drops his gaze from where he had followed Wild’s gesture up to the sky. The scowl he sends him could curdle a bottle of milk.

“They’re special in their own way, okay? And they’re essential to their ecosystem. The world couldn’t survive without them.”

Now Wild struggles not to laugh. Of all the ways he thought he would spend today, discussing the value of animals to their ecosystems with the Hero of Legend is not one of them. 

“I know, Leg,” he says, trying to make his tone gentle. “That’s why I was only gonna kill a couple.”  

At the word “kill,” Legend flinches visibly. Instantly, remorse floods through Wild. 

“Hey, vet, I–”

Legend turns away, bangs hiding his expression.

“Leave it, Champion,” he snaps. “Hunt anything else you want. But don’t you dare try to touch her again.”

Wild pauses halfway through outstretching his hand to rest it on Legend’s shoulder.

Her?

He looks back up at the seagulls, brows furrowed in thought. Things make even less sense now than they did before. (And sweet Hylia, he hasn’t done himself any favors where Legend’s mood is concerned). But something in the way the vet says the word, in the way it slips out, cracked and broken, makes him let the matter drop.

He swallows and lowers his hand. “Okay, I’ll get something else for us to eat.”

Legend’s only reply is a terse nod. Straightening, he walks away.

[freaky-nirvana-fan]

Yippieee-- anyways Hallo my name is (Danny/Dani!!) I am gender fluid 😍not gender reveal...

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I am Mexican 😍 I have curly hair which I hate I say womp womp/merry Christmas in the most random times

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The fact I have Tumblr is by my pookie who used to be my gf @omorayy we know each other irl 😝😝🤭🤭 she's taller than me 😞 these pictures define both us together

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All the nirvana songs ik right here

Smells like teen spirit, come as you are, lithium, heart shaped box, all apologies, blew, about a girl, territorial pissing, something in the way,Polly, endless nameles, dumb, in bloom, aneurysm, you know your right, moist vagina,beans,the other improv, Bambi Slaughter, black and blue whites, Mr moustache, Floyd the barber, hers she comes now, do re mi, return of the rat, cut me some slack, dont want it all, immigrant song, escalator to hell, breed, rape me sappy, serve the servants, pennyroyal tea, very ape, negative creep, scentless apprentice, heart shaped box, Frances Farmer will have her revenge on seattle, Gallons of rubbing alcohol flow through the strip, Marigold, I hate myself and want to die, radio friendly unit shifter, Milk it,Jam, school, paper cuts, love buzz, downer, scoff, swap meet, sifting, big cheese, drain you, stay away,lounge act, stain, sliver, been a son, turn around, Molly's lips, son of a gun, beeswax, Mexican seafood, hairspray queen, aero Zeppelin, big long now,curmudgeon,old age, oh the guilt, blandest ain't it a shame, heart breaker, Mrs Butterworth, clean up before she comes, opinion, spank thru, Anorexorcist, help me I'm hungry, if you must, pen cap chew, white lace and strange, raunchola, dont want it all, grey goose, they hung him on a cross, token eastern song, even in his youth, the money will roll right in, D-7, pay to play, verse chorus verse,

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Im afraid of dead spiders but not live spiders I have no Idea whats wrong with me

I am in orchestra I play cello (honestly double bass kinda looks cooler)

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I am not suicidal I'm just dumb and accidentally make it seem like that 🥺💧🥲

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I luv Melanie Martinez 😍😍 (not more than Kurt Cobain tho) LOOK AT HERE (she's getting cancelled:( //

Also I like Conan gray!!

I've heard every nirvana song and started listening to at 6

My hobbies are:

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Listening to music

Drawing

Outdoors

Singing

Playing guitar, piano, cello

Writing

Learning new things

Being with my friends/then locking myself bc I'm most likely tired (not locking a door)

Play games

Go for long car rides

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Fav songs! ↓↓↓

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SHARKIEE

Dik-Dik (majestic you should really look it up)

Fennec Fox

Flying Dwarf Japanese Squirrel

Sand Cat

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Sharks

Friend

Girlfriend

Boyfriend

Best friend

Shark

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And another fun fact

Sharks can hear music! They have inner ear canals and can hear sounds waves which means they listen to music better than us

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Anyways

[quibbs126]

All right, so as said last post, this was a request from @a-weird-bean-bag, and this is Chowder Cookie

For those who don’t recognize the bottom character, this is @a-weird-bean-bag’s character Goat Milk Cookie

You know fun fact, this is the 2nd OC x Canon I got, and the first was I think either the day before or earlier the same day. Haven’t finished that one though

So I think the process for this name was that I saw the two of these characters and was like “oh hey isn’t there some recipe in Breath of the Wild that uses seafood and milk?” and so I went looking on a website I knew for the name of it. Note that I know nothing about seafood, my family doesn’t eat it and we just generally stay away from it. Anyways, so the thing I was thinking of was trout soup, which I’m now realizing is from Stardew, not Breath of the Wild. Okay so it went Trout Soup from Stardew, which didn’t really work, so I went looking for anything that mixed seafood and milk, but couldn’t find anything. Then I thought about that BOTW recipe and looked it up and it was Clam Chowder. So I looked up chowder and it turns out it doesn’t necessarily have to clams, so I just went with Chowder Cookie

As stated above, it’s because it mixes seafood and milk. So, simple enough

Chowder:

Okay, looking at it now, maybe I made her skin too dark, but ah well, it’s probably fine. Anyways moving on to her hair

So I know Caviar and Goat Milk only have partially curly hair instead of Chowder’s entirely curly, and she probably looks closer to Cauliflower, but that’s just what I went with, and I liked it. I made her hair lighter than either of the two since it was supposed to be the soup, and I didn’t think Goat Milk’s hair color necessarily cut it as light enough

Also the pink and green bits are supposed to be like, things in the soup, since chowder doesn’t just seem to be a base soup, it has other ingredients in it. My idea is that she had more in her hair when she was younger, but maybe she picked them out to seem more professional or something. I also tried to make it seem somewhat liquid-y, but I don’t know how successful that was

I had a lot to say about her hair, but not much on the outfit front. I kind of just tried to come up with something based on Creme Republic characters, specifically the Lower City designs. She’s supposed to be a trader, so I wanted to make her look somewhat professional, but also she’s not into wearing particularly fancy clothes, so I just kind of went with this (though she probably also has more formal clothes, this is just day to day). I suppose it’s fine

Also you may notice the tiny horns. They were honestly a pretty last minute inclusion, hence why they look like they were kind of tacked on. But also I’m kind of fine with them the way they are

I was also thinking of giving her freckles like Goat Milk’s old design, but they didn’t pan out

But yeah, overall I like the design well enough. Maybe not one of my best but still good. Maybe doesn’t look enough like Caviar though

Anyways, so let’s move on to her character

So as I’ve stated before, she’s in the maritime trading business. I think I got this idea because Caviar’s captain of a ship (and I think their navy), and my brain was like “boats also = trading”, which may have been spurred by my recent history lectures which have been discussing the road to the American Revolution, and we got to the shutdown of Boston Harbor which affected merchants. But also I looked back at Goat Milk’s info and saw he’s a trader too, so it all works out

Generally she’s a very business oriented person, with a drive to get things done as quickly and effectively as possible. As such she can be a bit stern and not the most pleasant to be around if you work with her. She’s nicer if you meet her outside of work, she’s just trying to get things done

She also can have a bit of a short temper and doesn’t really take setbacks or mishaps well. I mean, she’ll find ways to work around them, but when she gets bad news she doesn’t react the best in the moment. Likely it will involve her swearing. Sometimes excessively

Also she likes chowder, as shown in the left sketch. I had something else there, but I thought I should show her being chill so she doesn’t seem like a completely angry person. She isn’t, it’s just that she gets pissed off a bit easily

Anyways I think that’s about it. I feel like I’m forgetting something but I don’t know what. Ah well, I can edit it in later if I remember. But yeah, I hope you enjoy her!

Oh and also, I didn’t know where to put this, but what actually got me to get around to drawing her was making this rough sketch. I actually did a few of these, and maybe it’ll help me actually get around to drawing them more, since it was pretty fun and I feel like drawing the other two I did sometime

Here was the initial sketch. It’s small so I just put it with the rest of the drawing so you’re not looking at a largely blank canvas

[sass-squat]

For the Avians you’ve already posted, what are their favorite foods?

AHHH! I'm sorry my friend! I swear I saw this ask the day you sent it I've just been slacking because I started a new file for BOTW. 😅 Anyways! All their favorite foods are all the recipes you can make in BOTW because Wild is the one that mainly makes their food and also because it's easier that way.

Time - Warm Milk Meaty Rice Balls. "The sweet and spicy meat stuffed into these rice balls will keep you full for some time." Time to me just seems like the kind of guy that enjoys food that he can eat with one hand. That on top of the practical element that this food keeps you full for some time just seems like something he would enjoy and prefer to eat while on the road.

Twilight - Pumpkin Stew. "Simply simmer a fortified pumpkin to make this dish. A favorite in Kakariko Village." This man canonically made pumpkin stew in his adventure so this is his favorite food mainly because it reminds him of home and also because it's one of the only foods he is actually able to cook.

Sky - Salmon Risotto. "Restores your health and temporarily increases your maximum hearts. The rice used in this rich risotto permeates the light flavor of the salmon." I don't even have a solid explanation or reason for this one I just feel it in my soul that Sky loves seafood. Turns out there's not a lot of fish when you live in the sky.

Warriors - Carrot Cake. "Even those who don't like carrots tend to enjoy the mild sweetness of this cake." Ironically, I don't think this is Warriors' favorite food because of taste, but more because of the memories he associates it with. I'm a huge supporter of the "Warriors is a Momma's boy" agenda and I headcanon that his mom made carrot cake for his birthday every year when he was young and that's why he still loves it to this day.

Legend - Apple Pie. "The crispy, flaky pie crust and sweet apples are a match made in heaven." Listen, I know the Zelda manga aren't technically canon but neither is this Winged AU so I can believe what I want in my heart. Anyways, in the A Link to the Past manga his whole goal is for his apple orchard to succeed so I'm a firm believer that Legend LOVES anything with apples, but apple pie holds a secret special place in his heart.

Hyrule - Monster Cake Creamy Heart Soup. "Enjoying this sweet soup with another person will bring you both closer together." Hyrule is such a sweetheart with so much love to give you cannot convince me that his favorite food wouldn't be the creamy heart soup. Also the fact that hearty radishes are one of the best ingredients to replenish hearts fits with his whole fairy/healing agenda.

Wild - Wildberry Crepe. "Sweet, tart wildberries are folded into thin, springy dough to make this dessert." Aside from literal rocks, I just feel like this would be his favorite "treat yourself" comfort food. Other than that, I don't really have solid reasoning for this choice other than the fact that I think he deserves to have nice things and also because this is my favorite thing to make in BOTW.

Four - Curry Rice. "A favorite all over Hyrule, this simple dish has a flavor you just won't get tired of." I headcanon that Four is a pretty easy guy to please when it comes to food. He's basically four racoons in a trench coat so it's pretty easy to guarantee that SOME PART of him will like whatever he is eating, though he does tend to favor slightly spicier foods.

Wind - Seafood Meuniere. "Rich butter flanks fresh seafood. The secret ingredient is lots and lots of love." Now go ahead and try to tell me that that description is not something his Grandma would say. Try it I dare you lol. Anyways that phrase combined with the fact that it is a seafood dish just SCREAMS Wind to me.

Anyways, these are all just my personal headcanons! Let me know if you all had any other ideas or headcanons in mind! 😊

[sarasa-cat]

Hesitant to even discuss the realities of what I should eat vs what I must minimize because ... but the health issues are real and the insult to my digestive system just keeps getting worse and worse as the years add up. On top of that, I can really feel in my mind and body the effects of all of it where "it" = "good eating for me" vs "bad eating for me" with emphasis on FOR ME because if you can digest these things-- GREAT. I'm not genetically built for it. I just am not.

For a variety of reasons, I have decided to return to going COLD TURKEY on anything that is a potential problem. If you are a vegetarian, perhaps it is time for you to avert your eyes and move on.

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PROTEIN, PROTEIN AND MORE ANIMAL PROTEIN as the centerpiece of EVERY FREAKING MEAL.

Eggs. Fish. Eggs and Fish. Turkey. Chicken. More Fish. Crab. Squid. Seafood in general.

I can deal with limited amounts of traditional tofu (by which i mean, tofu made traditionally and sold fresh in blocks) and greatly enjoy cooking with it, so it is good that I can deal with it but in moderation and I should take an enzyme pill or at least have something fermented with it.

And then the rest of what I eat is every freaking leafy green you can imagine (all the leaves of green-- ALL OF THEM. Especially the bitter ones nomnomnom).

Pretty much any type of above-ground vegetable (peppers, cauliflower, zucchini, squash, etc.) except for tomatoes (limited to no tomatoes).

Onions and garlic.

Citrus fruits (as seasoning and for nomnomnom'ing). Every single berry.

Nuts. Nut milks. Nut butters.

Spices. Mustard. All the olive oil and vinegar.

Avocado.

Miso.

Seaweeds of various kinds.

Daily fermented things (kimchi, sauerkraut, pickles, etc.)

Olives.

Water, coffee, tea. WATER.

Exceedingly dark chocolate squares as a tasty treat that is also very medicinal in good ways. ;)

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And just eat as much as I want whenever hungry, eating til full because protein tells your brain "Yep, enough of that. Save rest for later. Into a box in the fridge you go."

And guess what---

1. ZERO digestive system problems that cause misery.

2. Calm mind. Brain is FOCUSED, on task, and calm.

3. Excellent sleep. Exceedingly rested when I wake up.

4. Aerobic capacity is excellent (for whatever shape I am currently in).

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So why don't I do this 100% of the time?

Well, it is really hard to eat out.

It can be reallly difficult while traveling.

It can be impossible when visiting people who do NOT eat in a way that works for me.

So, I take the hit now and then.

But as for now, just a two days eating the way I am supposed to eat and digest, and I'm a completely different person. Striding up hills with no sense of exhaustion. Brain on task. Digestive system is a background process I don't even think about. Etc.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Once I get the unhelpful biome outta my gut and replaced with happy biome, I can add in limited amounts of lentils and chickpeas but IN MODERATION ONLY. Otherwise it is a downhill slide from there.

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See also: the time in my 20s I almost killed my body with an Exceedingly Healthy Looking Homecooked Vegetarian Diet. Nope folks, not genetically capable of it. Sorry.

edited to add: Rice in limited amounts is lovely and so enjoyed but it needs to be limited or else.

[fujimiiiya]

Post-canon setting where no sorcerers died in shinjuku, so after a near death experience with Choso, Yuji realized just how much the older means to his life and never want to risk any separation anymore, so they work for jujutsu for a 10 years until they decide to retire early. Yuji is 25 while Choso's public age is 35.

They move to the countryside, surrounded by nature and away from advance tech, which fits Choso's way of living the most. Not exactly Sendai, but more countryside part of Miyagi. Or Miyama could work too. They live in a small wooden house with big yards and with the money they saved while working as special grades sorcerers, they bought small acres of farmland. They grow their own veggies and raise cattles. Choso is in charge for most of their farm and ranch while Yuji runs a local eatery, a souzaiya where he cooks with the produce he and Choso grows on their farm. The neighbors, which are mostly elders, very welcome these young robust newcomers, so they kind of unofficially adopt them as their sons. Yuji's food always sold out every day because it's very delicious. Their eatery becomes a gathering place for neigbors and villagers during most days and Yuji loves the warm atmosphere surrounded by friendly people living in harmony with nature. It's just the two of them at home but their eatery is always lively during the day, which the extrovert Yuji loves. They frequently give their produce to villagers, help the elderlies repair houses after the storm and etc. They live helping as many people as they can, just as Yuji wishes to live the rest of his life, but this time, without putting their precious lives at risk. They go fishing when they want to eat seafood, swimming in the beaches and rivers when the days go hot in the peak of summer , hiking and camping in the mountains when they wanna have a day off. Choso and Yuji are invited to local festivals and village gathering.

While living in Jujutsu Tech in Tokyo, Choso had limited social interactions with only few of them. Now he has become much more adept and flexible with interacting and talking to all kinds of villagers of all ages. The elders are exceptionally charmed by how extensive his knowledge is about Japanese history that Choso can even write in ancient letters despite how young he looks, and Choso is, undoubtedly, feel more at ease interacting with the elders than with people around his same age or younger.

Of course they are lovers, and the villagers accepted them as such since they think they are stepbrothers who didn't grow up together and nobody makes a fuss about in their village. Their old friends from Jujutsu Tech, Yuji's senseis and friends frequently came to their village to stay for a night or two for countryside retreats, sometimes helping them with works in their eatery and farm in exchange for staying the night at the Itadori's. So, it is during those visitations of Tokyo folks can you see the rare sight of a rich young master like Gojo mowing grass, being calves-deep in muddy farm soil, washing dishes, for the first time in his life in exchange for Yuji's special decadent desserts made especially for him with fruits and fresh dairy cream from Choso and Yuji's farm. Or the ever cool genius lawyer Higuruma freaking out at his first try hands-on on milking the cows.

Once in a while, they still help eradicate curses secretly around the villages. But the curses in the countryside are scarce and low levels, just needs a flick of Yuji or Choso's fingers for them to vanish into thin air. Sometimes they just let the harmless ones go. Their secret act help maintain the balance and safety around their village and the neigboring villages. They don't get paid for it but some elders who were more sensitive to the supernatural entity, sometimes give them food and dishes in exchange for their help. They become somewhat of solo sorcerers with no ties to the Jujutsu world anymore except for few occasions when their help was requested in the cities by the Council, which is now lead by none other than Gojo Satoru. But as the world became more peaceful and settle, those requests became less and less over the years.

The life in the countryside is slow and fits their personality. Choso and Yuji live a simple, modest, and peaceful life from their local eatery and farm till they grow old together.

At night, after another day of fruitful work, Choso and Yuji never skip on their nightly cuddles and have great sex life.

[aventurasdeunatortuga]

Wednesday, July 17th

As today was one of the few days with a decent weather forecast I signed up for a tour around Busan.

Busan is way more spread out than Seoul, so I’m glad I took a tour for this, otherwise it would have taken days to see all of this.

The first place we went to was a Buddhist temple called Haedong Yonggungsa along the coast. Korea is primarily Christian, pre-Joseon period Korea was mainly Buddhist but in the Joseon Dynasty in the late 1300s they changed the state religion to be Confucianism, and then Christian missionaries from France arrived in the late 19th century. This temple was first built pre Joseon Dynasty in the 1300s but, like most historic sites here, was destroyed during the Japanese Occupation and the Korean War and was later rebuilt after the war.

After visiting the temple we went to a small town named Cheonsapo about 2km outside of Busan. We saw the some pretty lighthouses and were able to watch some people diving. On Jeju Island there are women called haenyo, who for generations have practiced diving. They are able to hold their breath and free dive (without equipment) deeper than should actually be possible, no one really knows how they do it, but it is an art that has been practiced for generations by the women there. They mainly dive for abalone. During the Korean War this practice began dying out, and there are only a few haenyo left and most are in their 70s and 80s. A lot of people from Jeju immigrated to Busan during the Korean War, about 30% of the population in Cheongsapo comes from there, and there are a few haenyo who practice diving here as well.

We had a lunch of seafood and then got on board what is called the Sky Capsule, a teeny tiny train that can fit about 4 people inside and goes on an elevated track along the coast at about 5km per hour. It was very pretty. Underneath it runs the Blue Line Train, which was first constructed by the Japanese and is now a tourism train between all the tiny towns on the coast. You could actually see Japan from there, one of it’s islands is only 48km away, I didn’t realize how close it was.

Then we went and visited two villages referred to as “culture villages”, Huinnyeol and Gwancheon. Both of these villages were built by refugees from the Korean War looking for any place to establish themselves and were originally constructed from scraps and whatever people could find on land high in the hills outside the city; the houses are all very close together and unique looking, very similar to the moon villages in Seoul at Ilhwa-dong. Over time the land here accumulated in value and the residents are now mostly elderly and do not want to sell their land, but because many elders here were working in a time of turmoil there wasn’t the chance to save for retirement so they still need to generate income and the government hired artists to paint murals all around the villages to draw tourism, similar to the moon villages in Seoul, however what is different about the villages here is that the neighborhood seems like they have banded together to make something of a neighborhood watch committee to protect the residents from the impacts of overtourism. There were teams of residents in fluorescent vests patrolling the village to make sure that the tourists don’t leave trash or act rowdily and disrupt the residents. It also seemed like more of the businesses were locally owned, I thought this was really cool.

The first village was along the coast and was all white with colorful murals here and there, it seemed like something out of the Mediterranean, I had some mango bingsu (shaved ice with condensed milk) and walked around. Gamcheon village is more in the hills, and was definitely more touristy. They had a Little Prince theme to most of the art, with so many murals of that book with quotes everywhere. It was very pretty, but even with the neighborhood committee it was still extremely touristy and the crowds were a bit crazy.

In the evening I had dwaeji gukbap, pork soup, known as one of the signature dishes of Busan. For desert I had a local desert called Salt Bread, a really soft croissant filled with cream and topped with this special kind of salt they make here which I don’t know why but it tasted so good.

Until tomorrow,

[mooifyourecows]

What food do y’all have in good ol’ ‘Mercia?

all of it

honestly though it depends on where you are. America is a big immigrant country, with people from all over the world bringing their authentic food with them. if you're in a big city with a big variety of people (Chicago, NYC, LA, etc), you can pretty much find ANY kind of cuisine possible. If youre touring around Chicago and suddenly think "MAN i could really go for some moi moi rn..." you're in luck! you can easily find a nigerian restaurant to meet your needs no problemo!

now if you're in a small, podunk one stoplight town, variety is a lot harder to find. You WILL almost always have Mexican food as an option though. Good mexican food too. made by actual mexicans. i've been to a lot of mexican restaurants here in America on account of it is my favorite and I've never encountered one owned or operated by non mexicans. other than like... fast food like taco bell and such. white people mexican restaurants don't last long because they have to compete with authentic deliciousness and that's just not possible (obviously this is just my personal experience and i have not been to EVERY town in america so i'm sure there are some exceptions)

Different parts of the country have different popular foods. In coastal states you'll find a lot of seafood, naturally. Maine is rollin in lobster (joke about lobster rolls), and you'll find several different types of BBQ, from Texas to Kansas City to Memphis to a backyard near you 🫵. Southern Soul Food is one of my faves, what with the jambalaya and the gumbo and the corn bread and mac and cheese and so on and so forth, deliciously 🤤 (i swear if i ever make it to New Orleans one of these days, i'm not going home without gaining at least 50lbs)

We have a big pizza culture here and you can find different pizza types all over the country. There's some debate about which pizza is the BEST pizza, mainly with Chicago deep dish and NYC style in a neverending battle of butting heads. (personally i'm just happy to get any pizza so i can't say who is better)

Then there's the stuff like Philly Cheese steak, the Reuben, pies (so many pies, but namely apple and pumpkin are the big ones), New England Clam Chowder, buckeyes, cheese curds, tex-mex, etc.

Diners are kinda the backbone of American eating, if you ask me, because you're destined to find diners everywhere. they're comforting, they're familiar, they have big menus, and they're within budget. Diners usually serve breakfast all day too, so you can swing in late in the evening (or even in the middle of the night) and order a big plate of chicken and waffles and a warm slice of apple pie à la mode any damn time you want!

I hear non americans are always baffled by biscuits and gravy, because it definitely doesn't LOOK appetizing but it's SO good. country gravy with a spicy sausage on fresh, flaky biscuits? Yall i'm gettin hungry just thinking about it. that was the meal i ate, hungover, after my 21st birthday, and i didn't regret a single bite mmMMm

i also hear that non americans don't eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but those are a big part of American culture, especially when you're a kid. aint nothin hit harder at lunchtime than takin a big ol bite of a gooey pb&j and chasin it with ice cold milk

Thanksgiving dinners are also iconically American food culture. gettin 20 of your family members together in one house, cookin a big ass turkey and serving it with a plethora of homestyle sides like stuffing, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, yams, mac and cheese, buttERNUT SQUASH, ACORN SQUASH, PUMPKIN PIE OH MAN OH MY i think i need to eat something before i gnaw through my arm

there's great native food too! frybread and succotash and what not. corn is a big thing for the indigenous people here and they popularized a lot of uses for it. I unfortunately haven't had a lot of it so i can't really speak on what's great and all, but if you just look up Native American food, you will see corn's influence lol

and OF COURSE we got the hamburgers and hot dogs. i know that fast food joints like mcdonalds have spread everywhere these days like a blight on the earth, but they're like... gas station burgers in comparison to the good stuff you can get. same with hotdogs. like i know that you can buy hotdogs from the store in a lot of places (for some reason in jars of liquid in the UK, i learned recently, which is..... fun) but they're not the same as getting a delicious hotdog with the works at a baseball game, you know? it's not the SAME. there's so much variety with what you can do with burgers and hotdogs! and Americans love to grill. it's pretty normal for households to have a grill they bust out every summer for backyard BBQs and cookouts.

anyway, i can't really tell you more about specific foods only in america because i genuinely don't know which foods here haven't either been brought over from somewhere else or have breached containment and gone off to other countries. i sometimes see restaurants in other countries have a "USA style" food and it seems to almost always be the most comically disgusting thing i've ever seen. (like pizza with fries and hot dogs as toppings lmaoooo)(ngl tho, i'd try it)

if anybody has some iconic American food to mention, feel free to do so! 👀

[do-u-ever-just]

WEEKLY WIP

Something I've been working on in between Drum Sticks and Rose Quartz and a different, bigger project. I think a lot about how Naruto was so alone as a kid, and how a lot of filler episodes in the anime drill this home. And how different his life is now that he's the village's hero, hokage and a doting father.

Tags: SasuNaru, Boruto era but canon divergent, Naruto growing up, feat. original character

Naruto didn't have a lot of money growing up. A monthly stipend given to him by Hiruzen, and probably out of the old man’s own pocket.  It was never enough, but even when he complained, he didn't get any more.  Sometimes even less.  

He remembers having only a few ryo left, and despite knowing the prices by heart, had tottered out to the vending machines to see if maybe, magically, the prices had become cheaper and he could afford a snack.  Maybe even a cup of instant ramen.  His last hot meal had been three days ago; it would be another week before his next.

He stared forlornly at the crisp packets and the bottles of ramune and the strawberry milk.  He stared at the curry ramen, the seafood ramen, the hot, hot ramen.  His stomach hurt.

Tomorrow, he'd have to start stealing from the village vendors. They'd throw stones at him for it.  Maybe, if he was lucky, they'd throw fruit.  If he was even luckier, the fruit wouldn't be bruised or moldy.

His last 3 ryo crunches in his tiny fist.

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Sasaki tugs on Naruto’s trousers.  Naruto picks up his head from his desk, and looks at his son.  It's getting late.  They'll have to go home soon; Sasaki shouldn't be hanging around his office at night like this.  It's not his fault their teacher got sick and cut the school day short.  Sasuke is away again, and with Sasaki still too young to know the way home, he had made for the Hokage mansion instead.

Everyone in the office knows to let any Uchiha through to Naruto no matter what.  But Naruto had felt guilty being unable to entertain Sasaki all afternoon.

Sasaki looks up at him with big, dark eyes now.

“Papa, I’m hungry.”

Naruto looks at the time.  It’s almost six.  Everyone else in the office has gone home.  Boruto will be heading back from training too.  

Naruto stretches his arms above his head, heaving a satisfied sigh when his shoulders pop.

“It’s definitely that time, isn’t it?” Naruto says.  Sasaki holds fast to his pant leg.  “Let’s get a snack on the way home.”

Sasaki nods.

They stop by the vending machines.  Those same vending machines.  Naruto fishes a few ryo out of his wallet.  

“Which one do you want?” Naruto asks.  He has his eye on a giant chocolate chip cookie for himself.  

Sasaki remains silent.  His brows pinch.  An expression of concentration takes over his face, too heavy for a four year old.

“I can't decide,” he finally admits.  Naruto chuckles.  “The shrimp chips? No!  The strawberry milk with the funny cow.  Wait! Umm-”

Sasaki looks genuinely distressed over the amount of choices.

Naruto looks to the array of snacks again.  He looks to his wallet.  He slides a few coins in and presses the button for the milk with the picture of the funny cow.  Sasaki makes a noise of protest, before he watches as Naruto slides in a few more coins and chooses the packet of shrimp chips beside it.

“Let’s take both!” Naruto announces.  He crouches beside his son and takes the food out of the slot.  Sasaki takes them carefully, like maybe he's not allowed such spoils.  “We should get something for Boruto too.”

Naruto chooses a packet of hard candy that turns their tongues blue.

“And for papa!” Sasaki says.

“Right!” Naruto is out of change, so shoves a note into the slot and picks a can of soda for himself, but just to cover all his bases- “Will papa like the salt and vinegar chips?” He asks Sasaki.

Sasaki, little arms ladened with more snacks than he’s ever seen, jumps for joy while Naruto retrieves the chips for Sasuke.  But at this point, “We may as well just take one of everything!”

Naruto has spent more money than he should, and he has to make a makeshift sack with his hokage coat to carry the rest of the snacks.  Sasaki grips his milk and shrimp chips tight in one arm, the other holding Naruto’s fingers in his tiny fist, as they make their way home.

[akwolfgrl]

Part 8 LFT I have no idea how everyone would take oatmeal lol but the eggs is all oda. I didn't come up with it.

As soon as everyone was seated, Sanji bought out breakfast. He had his notebook and pen on the table already so he could write down how everyone liked thire oatmeal and thire eggs.Sanji placed the large pot on the table and one by one filled the bowls with plain oatmeal.

"Now if there something you want in it that's not on the table I'll get it for you if we have it,"

"Cinnamon?" Ussop asked after placing apples, brown sugar and a splash of milk in his bowl.

"I can do, is there anything else?"

"Got any nuts?" Zoro asked not even bothering to look at him.

"Yes I have a few,"

"I'm all good here," Nami said, spooning some of the Mikan jam into her oatmeal.

"OK I'll be right back," Sanji turned and went to grab the cinnamon and nuts. Did Zoro regat last night? Or was one night enough for him? What if it hadn't been as good for him as it had been for Sanji? He wasn't sure what was worse. Sanji grated cinnamon into a bowl for Ussop and poured peanuts into a different bowl for the stupid shitty swordsmen he fucked last night. After placeing the bowls with the people who asked, sanji grabed his pen and notebook.

"So I noticed none of you put down how you like your eggs, so Luffy your first, chew and swallow your food first,"

"Sunny side-up, almost raw, with mayonnaise!" Luffy exclaimed after swallowing a slice of ham covered in the oatmeal. "More oatmeal sanji!" He held out his bowl allowing Sanji to ladle in more.

After jotting down Luffs preference he flipped to Namis. "And for you my dear Nami?"

"I enjoy mine Sunny side-up, coddled, with mikan sauce," once again Sanji worte the info down before flipping to Ussops.

"Over-easy, coddled, with ketchup," Usopp informed him without being prompted.

"Over-easy, slowly cooked, with shoyu," Zoro grunted at him before Sanji even finished writing down Ussops.

"Fucking rude, at least let me finish with Ussop before you but in asshole," Sanji snapped before jotting down both of thire eggs.

"What do you like Sanji?" Luffy asked him.

"Oh? Umm I like mine over-easy, coddled, with karakuchi sauce, I like spicy foods almost as much as I love seafood," Sanji told him.

After one had their fill and the dishes cleared Nami pulled out a map.

<>

"We're getting close to the grandline. Sanji, how are the provisions?" Nami asked Sanji who while still paying attention was busy cleaning his kitchen, why did he look so dam good in that stupid pink appron?

"They're low, we have enough for about two days, are there any islands nearby?"

"As a matter of fact there is one, there is a famous city called logue town, we should arrive there by tonight," Nami said pointing at someplace on her map. "We can split up and do some shopping, stay a few days before making our way to the grandline,"

"Great, I need new swords," Zoro said, he felt almost naked with only one, as if a part of him was missing. He was however grateful that Wado at least was still around; this sword had been with him the longest and was very precious to him.

He was ignoring sanji at the moment, Zoro was confused. Last night hadn't been his first time having sex but it had been the best he's ever had, he found himself wanting more. More than just sex, he wanted everything.

Soon they all went their separate ways, Luffy went to take a nap after being on watch last night, Ussop headed to the back of the ship to work on his experiments, Nami sat on her lawnchair reading a magazine and Sanji was doing his mid morning stenches. Zoro watched him from under his lashes feigning a nap. The man was so flexible if it wasn't for Luffy being made of rubber he'd been the most flexible human he'd even seen. Zoro had a taste of that last night and made him hungry for more. He was clueless on where to start, how did one go about making someone like you for more than sex? Zoro had never wanted more then just wex, but starting Sanji his hair aglow in sunlight, he wanted to try for him.

Zoro waited for the cook to return to the kitchen before making his way over to Nami. He stood in front of her casting a shadow across her body.

"Can I help you? If not your in my sun, so move,"

"Shut up, I need help. How do you get someone to like you for more than sex?"

Nami smirked at him putting her magazine down, Zoro didn't like the look she was giving him. She was the only one he goto for this advice and help.

"Zoro, are you asking for help wooing Sanji?" Nami asked with a wicked grin.

[lucysarah-c]

I posted 927 times in 2022

That's 405 more posts than 2021!

555 posts created (60%)

372 posts reblogged (40%)

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I tagged 455 of my posts in 2022

#levi ackerman - 246 posts

#aot - 232 posts

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#attack on titan - 226 posts

#snk - 222 posts

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#snk levi - 213 posts

#attack on titans - 208 posts

Longest Tag: 128 characters

#sorry it's just that i do think that levi would be a good boyfriend but noone is perfect no one and everybody has stuff to learn

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Heard me out!

Levi has dimples and almost nobody knows this because he doesn't smile frequently and he inherited them from his mother. It makes him look so cute when he smiles.

357 notes - Posted February 6, 2022

#4

Levi as a father of a teen: tch, the fucking audacity of that kid. I wonder where the fuck did he get the attitude.

Levi as a 20s something joining the scouts: FUCK THE POLICE, THE KING CAN SUCK MY DICK. what did you call me, dickhead??? Why don't you say it to my face? Yeah that's what I thought, pussy.

366 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

#3

Levi: Years of dating a drama queen had taught me invaluable tactics. Like the whole deal of "let's go out to eat" and then it's a well-known scene of "Ok, what are we getting?" "What do you want?" "Anything" "Italian food" "no" "seafood" "no" "then what?" "Anything". Instead of that, I've been doing this technique for the last 2 years and it's working amazingly so far.

Levi walks to Y/N that's laying on her bed

Levi: let's eat out tonight.

Y/N: Oh what are we getting?

Levi: take a guess.

Y/N: *thinking and smiling brightly excited* Are we getting sushi?!

Levi: Yes, go get dressed.

Y/N: *kisses him on the cheek* Yay! I'm going to wear that new dress.

*Y/N leaves the room*

Levi:... Sushi will be then

385 notes - Posted September 18, 2022

#2

Levi before dating Y/N.

Erwin: Do you know Jennie?

Levi: No.

Erwin: Yeah, Jennie from the garrison. Long blond hair?

Levi: No.

Erwin: gosh Levi we talk to her about some papers yesterday!

Levi: Ahhhh ... I didn't even know her name was Jennie.

Levi dating Y/N:

Erwin: Do you remember John? From the MPs? He's been acting weird.

Levi: Yeah, the asshole was sleeping with Grace from the bar that's at the intersection of the streets "the kings pride and Sant Michel" at the third district of Stohess. She works there from 8am to 3pm as a waitress and apparently they saw her talking to his wife, because some nurses from the orthodox church of Mitras said that she went with a 3 weeks old pregnancy. Now his boss, Robert, is asking him to solve the issue because he's damaging the image of the team. His wife has papers and prof for divorce but that's a big fucking no no for the MPs.

Erwin:....

Levi: Y/N's friends have tea time at my office.

Erwin: That explains a lot.

459 notes - Posted November 21, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Levi: You know what disturbs me? Y/N: What? Levi: When people are in the middle of a business meeting or a huge family gathering, with the fucking grandparents there and all. Then, a couple says "we are trying for a baby" as the most innocent and pure shit to say. Everybody is like "aww so cute, lots of blessings, yadda yadda". It may be the only chance you can say out loud in public "yeah, he's pounding me so hard every night as if I'm a kitchen drawer that doesn't close. At this rate, I may be holding an entire milk factory inside me," as if its the sweetest thing ever. Y/N:...Thank you, now that'll be the only thing I think about the next time someone says that. Levi: Great, so now I'm not the only one who finds it fucking awkward.

465 notes - Posted November 21, 2022

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If you want OC questions, tell me the favorite food of the first OC that pops into your head 👀

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Okay first one that popped into my head is my edgy boy Eblis, who Ive never talked about on here so this is just gonna sound like nonsense but whatever.

So he grew up in a port town where his dad was a fisherman so he ate lots of fish and seafood in general and thats like definitely a comfort food for him throughout his life. And his favorite of that is actually grilled squid and the way his mom makes it is like, perfection. He'll eat that all day man. But he's also too embarrassed to admit that to his companions. God forbid he express positive emotions ya know?

But later on when he has to move away from home he mostly eats junk food and snacks cuz he's a 14yo edgy gamer boy with too much freedom(technically). He has a stockpile of this very specific brand's octopus flavor chips and he refuses to let anyone see him eat them so he just eats normal flavors in front of others cuz again, god forbid he express positive emotions and actually like things, ya know?

But there is this really chef guy in the group and whenever he asks Eblis if he's interested in eating anything specific he's like "idk man fuck if I care. I guess seafood would be fine tho...." Cuz again, GOD FORBID and he's really going through it, but he misses seafood from home and will take any opportunity he can to have it.

And years later when he travels the world alone, definitely not because he's a wanted criminal, he's still mostly eating junk and snacks, but if the place he's passing through has a seafood restaurant he will absolutely stop there and eat and while that's great and all it also gives him a little depression moment cuz he misses home(really he just misses his parents) but he definitely can't go back so he's like "this is the last time I eat this stuff" but its never the last time. It never is. And along the way he eventually learns to catch fish and cook it himself cuz sometimes no money ya know. But that part gets fixed when he reunites with an old friend and a former enemy.

And then when he's living on the base in space with them and some other allies he actually becomes the best cook in the group but hes kind of an ass about it like "you will eat what I make and you will like it" cuz STILL, god forbid he express he likes these people's company and likes cooking and admits that he gives a shit if they eat well or not. So anyway obviously he makes seafood a lot when they have the resources but like half of them don't like seafood but ya know, you better eat what he makes. But also a lot of the time he doesnt actually wanna cook so he just eats junk and snacks again. He will eat the octopus chips in front of people now tho. They found out and they dont care so he doesnt feel weird about it anymore.

Also after he reconnects with his mom and she moves somewhere better on an island he visits a lot and eats her grilled squid and he's okay with showing that hes super happy about it. He is no longer in his God Forbid Era.

Thank you buddy, thank you. Im actually starving myself. I have not eaten at all and Ive been up for like five hours so Imma go make me some choccy milk, MY favorite. If that counts as food since its a drink. I mean. You consume it. Yeah, fuck it. Thats food. Thank you buddy lol