#now why tf r they having a sleepover at craigs when Tolkien literally lives in a mansi

[cringelordofchaos]

( Craig and tolkien are having a sleepover at craigs, for whatever reason )

Tolkien: hey, could I borrow some spare pajamas if you have any? I kinda forgot mine.

Craig: sure, you can probably find some in my closet.

Tolkien: thanks!

( Tolkien opens Craig's closet, looking around, spots some pajamas and takes them out, but then his eye catch a glimpse of something else )

Tokien: ..you still have that outfit from the whole 'metrosexual' fad?

Craig: Oh, yeah, those. Tokien, I have something to tell you. I am gay.

Tolkien: ...I knew that.

Craig: no shit.

Tolkien: I just didn't know you actually liked those clothes.

Craig: And I didn't know you would try making such a big deal out of this for no reason.

Tolkien: I'm not trying to -

Craig: I know. can we just play astronauts now