#now just the regural hating

[nanoa1foryou]

At least Scott isn’t getting called slurs for winning.

[mlmmetalhead]

someone had to do it. I'm super fucking gay for Patrick Bateman and there's no stuff for him. I'm taking the initiative into my own hands.

Ever heard of Genesis?

CW: swearing, internal homophobia, slight nsfw, violence mentioned(?), drinking, smut hints, Patrick hates reader from the beginning.

Pt. 2

Patrick was planning to get rid of someone. Someone he loathed, oh so much.

Everytime the man opened his mouth, all of the attention was locked on him.

He was able to get reservation at Dorsia anytime. He was able to get any woman he wanted.

His business card was so, so classy, it charmed everyone in the office.

Y/N L/N.

The name Bateman started to build up hate for since the first time he saw the man.

What even was it that everyone saw in him?

He had captivating eyes, that's for sure, but that's the most Patrick ever felt for a young businessman, well, expect for hatred, of course.

But that's about it. All the hype was for nothing. He was a regural man, nothing exceptional.

And realising that made Patrick even angrier.

Tonight, he took L/N out to dinner to some generic place.

During the whole dinner, he was bragging about being able to get them both to Dorsia if he really wanted.

Oh, how that made Bateman's blood boil.

But he kept a smile on his face the whole time. Because he knew, he would get what he wanted, once they'll come to his apartment.

That's how they both got here: Y/N sitting on Patrick's couch, drunk out of his mind, a bottle of whiskey sitting on the table nearby, and Patrick, walking around his guest, choosing the right moment.

"Ever heard of Genesis?" Bateman broke the silence, slowly walking to his nicely prepared station, running his fingers on the disks, in search of the right album.

"You mean uh... The group? The one with that great ass song um... Land of concus... Convict..." Y/N sounded as if he was going to pass out, slurring out words.

"Confusion. Exactly, that group." Patrick smiled and got out one of his mostly used disks, opening it gently and inserting it into the station.

"You like The land of Confusion? Did you know, that in this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority?"

"Ah, yeah! You like 'em? What's your erm... your favourite Genesis song?" Y/N sat up, smiling at Patrick, who was quite taken aback by the man's sudden enthusiasm, but still didn't lose his composure.

"In Too Deep." Bateman didn't elaborate, interested in what his guest will say next. Surely, he didn't know as much as-

"Hell yeah, man! I get 'cha! It sounds so... I don't know... Positive? And has a nice meaning to it, too! About being committed to your lover that much it's like... Ya know..."

"I prefer to use the word uplifting. But yes, certainly, it does have an interesting meaning, about monogamy and commitment"

"Jeez, it's so cool, that you know so much, Patrick! I've been... Fuck... Dying to talk with someone about music and shit like... You're so, um... So cool!"

Patrick stood in place, analyzing L/N's movements. He doesn't seem to have any bad will, rather is... Genuine about his interests. Let it be, for now.

"Very well, Y/N." Bateman slowly walked up to the couch, and sat near the table, pouring himself some alcohol. "Tell me, what do you think about Huey Lewis and The News?"

***

"Ah shit, Patrick... Why didn't we hang out like this earlier?" The H/C man laughed, practically laying down on the couch, looking Patrick directly in the eyes.

Bateman's breath hinched. Those same eyes he found captivating so long ago, so close to him now.

"Y'know, I.... You've caught my eye, Patrick." Y/N started, alot more serious and quiet. "Ever since the first day when I uh... I've seen you... Fuck... You... Awakened something in me..."

Patrick furrowed his eyebrows.

"I don't know, you're just so... Fucking hot, y'know? And I... Ha... I'm not dumb, Bateman." L/N's tone got deeper, as he leaned in on Patrick, locking eyes with him.

"I get why you... Invited me to dinner, and then... To your apartment, making me talk with you about music and... I've seen you looking at me. I know, Patrick. It's okay I... I feel the same."

Right after finishing that sentence, Y/N pushed his lips against Patrick's, pressing the man under him by his shoulders.

So many thoughts rushed through Patrick's mind. The alcohol made his mind spin, and the taste of it on the other man's lips...

His first instinct was to push Y/N away, but he was naturally stronger, plus the alcohol made Patrick lose some of his strength.

But then, he felt so... Strange, down in his abdomen. The praise that was said by his supposed rival-

It all made his head spin, and so he accepted it.

He wrapped his arms around Y/N's neck, bringing him closer.

When there was no air left, the dominant man pulled away, looking at Patrick with those same, goddamn eyes.

But this time, there was a different expression in them.

Pure lust.

Y/N leaned over and kissed Patrick's neck, oh so gently, praise spilling from his lips.

Genesis's songs kept on playing from the station, silencing moans.

[szchaql]

Total Opposite (part 1)

PAUL LAHOTE X SWAN READER

Hi!!! This is my first time making a story. So, i'm sorry if there are a lot of mistakes. Hehehe

(Y/n) Swan is Bella younger sister. She lives with their mother until Charlie request her to move to Forks to lighten up Bella, who currently in the stage of breakup after Edward left her.

(Y/n) is a shy, quite, calm girl, the one who avoid spotlight. She has a long black hair and black eyes, she's shorter and petite girl.

She knows about vampires, because her best friend was killed by one, in front of her. It makes her scared of the vampire and knowing her sister is dating one isn't helping at all. And with the hothead and tempered werewolve Paul Lahote imprinted on her, make her life not normal again.

Masterlist

"(Y/n)!!! How are you, girl?" Charlie greet her youngest daughter at the airport. He call Renee to send (y/n) to Forks to help Bella overcome heartbreak. Bella and (Y/n) are so close with each other, they support each other, almost always together despite (Y/n) is a year younger.

"Dad! I'm good! How's Bella?" (Y/n) really concerned about her sister condition, when Charlie told her what happened.

"Not good. Maybe you can help your sister. You are so close with each other." (Y/n) nod as they are in the car heading home.

"Forks is so beautiful. So quite not like in Phoenix." (Y/n) look at the windown, enjoying the views.

"Of course you will like it. Forks is the best city for you. Oh, do you remember Jacob Black? You used to play with him, alongside the Clearwaters."

"Ahhh! I remember! I used to play with Seth. How are they?" (Y/n) get so excited when her best friend name got mention. Yes, the youngest Swan is close with the youngest of Clearwaters. They've been friends since they're kids.

"They are good. Dad always go fishing with Billy and Harry. And Bella is close enough with Jacob. You should greet them." Charlie suggest to (Y/n).

"Agreed."

Several minutes later, they arrived at home. Charlie help his daughter with her luggages as they get inside. (Y/n) look around the house that she lived before she move to live with her mom. Now she's back and nothing has change. "Always same as before, Dad." Charlie smile at her, putting down her things near the stairs.

"I didn't change your room a single bit, dear. You should check it out." (Y/n) immediately run to her room, opening the wodden door. She gasp looking at it. Its the same as before she left! Her room face the forest at the back of the house. There's a single bed, her study table facing the window, her bookshelf still there, even the books. The closet, too. Pictures of her family, sisters, friends are still there, hanging on the wall with tape.

"I didn't want to change anything on it, since i know this are you favorite place and hold so many memories. I just change the sheet regurally." Charlie bring her things to her room. (Y/n) hug him. "Thankyou, Dad. I'm gonna take a shower and organize my things." Charlie nod and head to the door. "We will eat dinner outside, 7pm." (Y/n) nod and start doing her things.

It takes no time to take a shower and reorganize her things. As she finished, she decided to check up on Bella. "Bella? Are you in there?" She knock on her sister room door.

"(Y/n)? Is that you?" Bella said from inside her room and open the door. "(Y/n)! I miss you so much! What are you doing in here?" Bella hug her sister and drag her to her room.

"Dad called me. He wanted me to comes home and help you. What happened, sis? You look so bad..."

Bella sigh. "Edward leave me. I don't know what happened, but he left me with no words. It hurt so bad, (y/n)..."

(Y/n) pat her sister back and hug her. "You will be alright, sis.. everything is gonna be okay. I'll be here to help you." Bella hug her back.

"We are going out for dinner at 7pm. You have to come. We have to catch up at times." (Y/n) suggest. "You have so many things to tell me."

Bella chuckle at her sister. Having back her sister with her really helps her a lot. She ease up looking at her sister. But she couldn't tell what Edward is, since she knows her sister hate vampire and have a trauma over them. She will try to tell her slowly.

~~~

The next day, the Swan sister go to school. (Y/n) go to the same school as Bella. Being the new girl make her get a spotlight. Everyone looking at the younger Swan. (Y/n) try to not make any contact with them and just stand close to Bella. "Why are they looking at me like that?" She whisper to Bella.

"Well, you are new here, and words reach fast in this small town. It's okay, (y/n).."

They eventually part ways since they are in different year. The first class is History. (Y/n) favorite class ever. She sits near the window and look around the class. There is this one girl, approaching her. "Hi! I'm Tiffany Laine! You must be new here." (Y/n) smile at her. "Hi! (Y/n) Swan. Nice to meet you.."

"Bella sister?" (Y/n) nod. She smile widely and sit next to her. "Hope we can be friend!" (Y/n) think that she can befriend her.

Lunch is here. (Y/n) and Tiffany walk to the cafeteria and take their lunch. (Y/n) spot Bella and her friends at a table. Bella wave at her. "(Y/n) here!" She and Tiffany approach them and sit together to eat lunch.

"I see you already make friend, sis. How's the first period? Do you enjoy it?" Bella ask (y/n) as they eat lunch.

(Y/n) nod. "Totally."

"Hi! I'm Angela! You must be Bella sister. She talk so much about you. Nice to meet you, (y/n)" the girl beside Bella, who wearing a glasses, introduce herself.

"Hello.."

"I'm Jessica. Nice to meet you, (y/n)." A girl across (y/n) with blonde hair introduced herself. (Y/n) nod her head slowly. All of them then eat lunch and have a chat with each other.

As school ends, Bella wait for her sister in fhe car. (Y/n) comes out with Tiffany. "I'll see you tomorrow, (y/n). Bye!!" (Y/n) wave at her new friend and reach Bella.

"Want to meet Jacob? There's something that i want to ask him" Bella ask. "Sure!" They ride to La Push where Jacob lives.

"Things never change huh?" (Y/n) said as they reach the Black household.

"Yup. Same as before. Come on, Jake is in the garage." The two sisger walk to the garage and meet Jacob who work on a bike.

"Jake!" Jacob look at Bella and smile. "Hey, Bells." They hug each other. Then Jacob look at (y/n), shocked. "(Y/n)?! Is that you?!" (Y/n) laugh and they hug each other.

"How are you, Jake?"

"Good. I didn't know you came back here. Bella didn't tell me anything!" Bella rolled her eyes. "She came yesterday. She didn't tell me either."

"How's life? Good?" Jake ask as he work on the bike again.

"Not bad, actually." (Y/n) shrug, not wanting to tell him what happened at her, in Phoenix. Bella look at her sister with worry. "How's Forks after i left? Where's Seth? I miss him."

"As usual. Seth is doing good, he's in home. You should go see him. He's been so noisy not seeing you so long." (Y/n) chuckled, typicall Seth.

The three of them having a long conversation, talking about everything and catch up things that left. Bella and (y/n) goes home at night, to eat dinner.

"How was you day, girls? Enjoying it?" Charlie greet his daughters.

"Yeah. Today is tiring but awesome." (Y/n) sit in the couch, staring at the TV. Bella is leaning at the stairs, smiling. "Good."

"I'm glad. Having (y/n) back is a great decision to help you, right?" Bella chuckled and hesd to her room.

"Go get some rest, (y/n)." (Y/n) nod and head to her room to shower and doing her homework. She looking forward to her life in Forks, with her sister, dad, and her friends. But she don't know that her life gonna turn upside down in short time, leaving her to live in the middle of a supernstural life.

[invertedw-blog]

Perfectly clean apartment

A week ago I was mopping the floor at my house and I realized I do it quickly and not very precisely. I wondered - why? Is it because I am lazy piece of shit (which is likely-possible) or because I hate doing it? I don’t know. But still, there are people who mop their floor and tidy their apartments every single day. And I asked myself why. 

Well. I get it. You might consider your apartment is simply dirty and you must to clean. The dog pissed on the floor, you ate a cookies and there are some crumbs etc. Okay. But apart of an extreme situation which is every day piss on the floor, does it really bother you? The crumbs, two dirty plates in the kitchen? Who the hell finds time to clean EVERYTHING  every day. Is it the only hobby you have? Don’t you work? And why do you put a pressure on someone who hasn’t ideal clean place?

And I’m not talking about a rat hole where you can barely walk through the hall of rubbish. The thing is, Me, working from 8 till 4 and two times a week, sometimes up to 10 hours being away, now with a need of attending gym regurally, studying and having time-consuming hobbies, I literally can not imagine to come home and first thing after is to take out the cleaning supplies and happily turn into a housmaid. No, no. 

A week has got 7 days. And only one is chosen by me to spend some time cleaning. If there is something that won’t take me long to tidy, of couse I would do it. But I just don’t get it. There’s so many beautiful things to do. Sometimes it’s even necessary to do simply nothing. Lay in bed and relax.   

Just please, cleaning people - when someone’s busy and barely has a time to do their own stuff, don’t judge their home, or their way of being. I promise you, they do what they can. They are interesting people and the point that the mug is left on a table, or the pots from yesterday’s cooking were left, that doesn’t mean a thing. They can tidy it when the time will come. A day after or so doesn’t make a difference. 

[the20thcenturykid]

Wow, I’m really suprised right now. I never thought that my opinion about letting cats outside will make so much hate and such fuss. Like in my neighborhood keeping cats inside houses is act of cruelness or just overprotecting, funny behaviour. Everyone, when cats are old enough, are taking them to vet to castrate, sterylize (don’t know if I use right word. English isn’t my first language) to not let them reproduce. If someone want another cat they just go to animal shelter and take one. All cats have health book, every one are taking them to vet to vacinate them regurally, check if they don’t have chelas or fleas and other parasites. Noone have problems that theirs cat fight with each other, there’s no unwantend pregnancies.

There’s no fucking idiots with gun who shot to everything what moves in his backyard. Once there was some stupid lady which put poisoned food in front of her house. When neighborhood realized what she’s doing she was done in place. After one week she moved out.

That’s how it looks like in my neighborhood.

I understand that many people don’t want to danger theirs cats and let them go outside. They don’t want to do any harm for theirs pets and they’re doing good job, at least when those cats were raised from kitten as only indoor pets. Cats will be always happy as long as they have loving humans next to them.

And to summarize - stop act like spoiled child and at least try to imagine different point of view than yours. Ok? Why so much hate, when we all have same goal - ours beloved pets happiness.

Thank you.

[bannedfromcelebitchy]

Kaiser is just hateful period.

I have noticed something. Every hateful, Racebaiting, one sided post is from Kaiser.The reaat of the writers have positive and interesting stories, while Kaiser just writes about the same shit everyday.

Today she just went in on Ed Sheeran for…I guess, talking about his life while being white?

She she is racist. Im saying saying this as a black women, she hates white people and blames them for every fucking thing.

Oh, well only certain white people get a pass. She needs to find a new phase because she basically copies shit from her Twitter feed that other people tweet and creates a issue.

Everything is about, “white privilege” I’m sick of it, because her also racist and one minded commenters always fall for it.

Shut up, stop being hateful and form better agruments instead of regurating shit from your Twitter feed and whatever the extreme left SJW are saying. I’m liberal as hell, but god, Kaiser YOU are the prime example of the SJW who miss the point. Who make a issue out of every fucking thing and no one takes you serious.

She sucks, and I really hope Celebitchy fires her because all she does is spews unnesscary hate, and uses the white card, whenever she can come up with a real reason she hates someone.

Have a opinion of your own. 

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Absolutely. There are all kinds of bating going on. It is her strategy. Quite often Kaiser intentionally misrepresents a situation to make it sound worse than it is to get people riled up.

 I checked the site yesterday and there was an article about  her not being happy that Patriots won the Superbowl because Trump likes that team or some nonsense like that. She managed to make the Superbowl about Trump somehow.

Today there is an article about Paltrow. I read the first 6 comments and couldn't take it anymore. They were all so negative. Kaiser poisoned not only the content of the site but even the posters now seem so much more bitter and negative.