#now im thinking about him and knives ... insanely skilled with them and hes got the kinda hands that look good when playing with them

[ninkaku]

thinking about dazai and fighting now .. hhrrggfff he's so lazy and that translates into a bored effortlessness when engaging with one or multiple enemies. he's quick and agile, flexible though you wouldn't think it with the fact he rarely likes to engage, but he's also incredibly skilled at hitting weak - points, breaking bones and using opponents as shields against others with an ease that pisses people off :p

[leafcabbage]

Questions for hunger games au!!

Did bench trio train on/with anything specific before the games? What did each member of the bench trio do for fun back in their districts? What would be the captials reaction to Ranboo's poor health/disability? Did they win/made it to the end out of pure luck or skill/strategy? What plans do they have now after winning the games?

hehehe you have opened the floodgates >:3 under the cut because tw violence ableism murder all the good stuff

so tommy and tubbo are district three, which is tech, so they both have already taught themself a good bit about making bombs and stuff, though tubbo is a LOT better. tommy spent some time with longer range weapons, because he isnt as physically strong and being able to kill from a distance is going to do him a lot better than getting in there. hes a fan of throwing knives. tubbo DOES have more physical strength going for him so he does some good axe fighting practice for the most part. ranboo mostly learns about gathering and traps, but even that's half-hearted. they have no plans to survive.

tommy and tubbo liked to fuck with any tech they could get their hands on. building little bombs was a pastime pre-games too. they had various games and stuff that they played in their free time, usually roping wilbur into it too because it's always more fun with more people. they also took advantage of wilbur being in the victors village and stole a lot from him because it was funny. ranboo mostly kept to themself, did any reading they could get their hands on and got REALLY good at figuring out different deliveries of propaganda. they liked thinking about blowing everything up, too, and looking at the weak points in the peacekeepers ranks, but there was nothing they could do to actually take everything down, so they stuck with the daydreams.

as for ranboo, the capitol's reaction was split. it was either they didnt care much because ranboo was clearly going to immediately die, so they werent really worth betting on or caring about, or essentially infantalizing them because they're at such a disadvantage :( poor thing :( thats so sad... but of course in the way that its entertaining, not in the way of wow these games are fucked up.

they did get to the end through a mix of luck and skill. ranboo's foraging skills paid off and their skills in finding weak points in groups. they did kill someone. it was them, their very sharp knife, and a guy who was on top of them trying to strangle them. it wasn't a pretty death. lots of things that should be inside ended up outside and on ranboo. as for the boys tubbo and his axe and tommy and his throwing knives did alright. they also set up various bombs around the place that they mostly camped out. that took down at least one other tribute. tubbo killed two careers, which was pretty fucking impressive.

at the end, they do have to separate to an extent. ranboo has to go back to 8 and tommy and tubbo to 3. at least ranboo has their mentor... who is a very cool person....... youll never guess who..... they end up very close with him though, so they arent alone. the three try to see each other as much as possible, but its hard. being separated is hard. their plans are mostly just... surviving

so yeah!!! thank you SO MUCH FOR ASKING IM INSANE ABOUT THIS AU YOU HAVE NO IDEA :D

[scenariosofkonoha]

Hi! What would Yamato do if he has a huge crush with s/o but knows that Kakashi also has feelings for them? And if s/o is in love with Yamato? Headcanons or scenarios, at your choice 😆. Yamato needs love, much more love 💖

OK IVE FOUGHT WITH THIS FOR MONTHS AND I’VE LEGIT JUST REACHED A POINT WHERE ITS LIKE “IM DONE: FUCK IT. I’M SORRY IT IS SHIT”

This really isn’t that exciting, because if you keep both boys in character, there just wouldn’t be that much drama tbh. But i’ll try, because I like you ;)  This is another one of those headcanon-scenarios mix things that is  basically an outline bc I can’t decide what i want this to be..

You just shook you head as you walked down the street, both Kakashi and Yamato on either side of you, slight amusement, but also exhaustion riddled throughout your voice.

“Ya know, when I agreed with Tsunade that I’d come out of the ANBU and run this genin team, I seriously didn’t think that it would be this rough- I don’t know how you guys did it. I never thought that three 12 year olds would run me ragged.”  you breathed out wanting nothing more than to be back in the ANBU ranks. Much rather risk your life on S-ranked missions than risk your sanity on D-ranked with a trio of 12 year olds.

Yamato just shook his head, “I didn’t run a genin team. I got them when they were already chunin. They were already straightened out by then” he corrected you slightly, knowing that the mess he dealt with was nothing to what you were dealing with. “I don’t think I would want to deal with them when they were 12….”

“Right, Kakashi was the one who had to deal with them when they were finicky as hell,” you laughed and looked over to your right.

“They’re still finicky as hell at 19,” Kakashi offered back.

“Wait- Y/N, what happened? What did they do this time? I knew Tsunade gave you a strong team; she wouldn’t have pulled you out of the ANBU for nothing, but what did they do?” Yamato questioned as the three of you made it over to the small tea shop on Konoha’s main drag.

You sighed and pointed a finger at him as you slid into the booth. “If I tell you, you have to buy me tea and promise not to laugh at me and my teaching skills, deal?” you chuckled out with a small smiled as you looked across to table.

Yamato just smiled, he would have brought you tea any day honestly. “Sure, Y/N.”

Resting your head in the palm of your hand, you looked away from both of them and up at the ceiling. “Okay, so you know how the girl on my team is absolutely amazing with swords; I love her. She’s amazing, because she’s such a cutiepie, but could cut you to pieces in a second; I think she is the only reason that Tsunade placed me on that team, honestly.”

“A mini you basically?” Kakashi asked.

You nodded, “Minus that initial fear I had of hurting people; she doesn’t care, she has three older brothers. Fiesty little princess who doesn’t need a savior, I love it.” you smiled.

“Right, I forgot that there was once a time where you didn’t like hurting people.” Yamato remarked.

You shrugged. “Consequences of the Third War nearly killing me and my brother. It happens; everything turned out fine.” you offered up.

“You should have seen her when she was still in the Academy, I didn’t think she was going to make it.” Kakashi said with a look over to Yamato.

“And then you saw what I could do with only a switchblade…” you smirked.

“And also the fact that your parents trusted you enough to carry around a switchblade at five years old…” he looked over to you with a raised eyebrow.

“Wait, what?!” Yamato questioned.

Both you and Kakashi laughed

With a smile over to Yamato you continued, “Me during my Academy days was just so ironically bad that it was hilarious.”

“Unfortunate that I didn’t meet you until a few years ago.” he copied your smile.

You nodded, “It sure is.”

“So your students…” Kakashi cut in as the hostess sat down a pot of tea on the table. “What could they have done that would make you think ANBU was easier.”

You just rolled your eyes as you remembered it, “Okay so both of the boys on the team have crushes on the girl, because you all know how that glorious ‘I’m 12 so I need to be in a committed relationship,’ phase goes. Anyway, we were on a break from training and they were both trying impress her and I leave for like less than a minute and I come back and one of them has a goddamn katana down his throat, because apparently his grandfather was a sword swallower and with his twelver year old logic, he thought he could do it easily and that it would impress his teammate…” you explained, your voice saturated with a mix of emotions.

Kakashi just raised an eyebrow at it.

Yamato looked as if you had just told him that unicorns actually existed.

“Wait, so what did you do….?” Yamato questioned,

“Not what a trained shinobi is supposed to do, that’s for sure.” you offered up with an anxious laugh. “You gotta realize that I’m standing there about to flip out, because this idiot of child has a katana half down his throat and I’m just terrified that he’s going to slit his inner throat and start to bleed out, and all three of us know that I am no medical ninja, and it was a mess.” you rambled on.

“How did you get it out then…?”

You shrugged, “What else was I supposed to do? I just pulled the damn thing out after I had my moment of expletives and overcame my initial thought of wanting to beat this kid.” you frowned before shaking your head, “I swear, I don’t know what was going through his head; I just- I don’t know.”

“Sorry, Y/N…” Yamato gave you a small frown.

“Don’t be; they’re 12; they’re insane.” you shook your head. “I just… I want to make them into decent shinobi, but sometimes I forget that they’re still kids and they are very much still idiots who are just learning to survive this world.” you laughed out. “It’s strange sometimes, because we all grew up in a war where we were just pushed through the Academy and genin stages as fast as possible, so we didn’t necessarily go through these stages as much, and so I don’t know how to deal with the stages now.” you admitted. “I dunno, when do boys learn to actually flirt with a girl and not do stupid stuff like sticking knives down their throats?”

Kakashi just shook his head.

“Sorry, Y/N. We don’t ever really learn…” Yamato added

Letting your head fall into your hands, you whined. “Oh God, they’re going to kill me then…” you  came to the revelation. Then standing up, you looked at the two men still seated. “I’m going to go drown myself in alcohol and rethink my life decisions for a while, feel free to join me later…” you frowned.

But before you left, you placed a hand on Yamato’s back and smiled, “Thanks again for paying for my tea; I hope my woes made up for it.”

It wasn’t until after you left the small teahouse that the two men began to speak again.

“You go to her place later.” Kakashi remarked, slightly looking up to his teammate

“Huh- What-” Yamato tried, but it was something that wasn’t meant to be finished.

Taking a quick glance out the window to make sure that you were no longer around, Kakashi nodded, “It’s obvious that she has feelings for you. I’ve known her since we were kids, and she doesn’t act like that around everyone.” he offered up, even though what he was saying wasn’t exactly what he, himself wanted to hear.

Yamato shook his head again, thinking that there had always been something between you and Kakashi. “I doubt it. That’s just Y/N. As much as I’d like for her to feel that way; I don’t think she does.” he countered, bringing his own feelings into the mix. “And besides, I know if you had the chance, you’d try to be with her, which makes sense; you two already work well as friends-” he continued on,

“Don’t-” Kakashi stopped him before he could down pedal himself anymore. “I’ve had feeling for her since we were teens, but me and her are never going to go any farther than just friends. It’s just how things worked out…” he trailed off for a second before finishing his thought out “She doesn’t need someone like me; she’s been around people like me since the beginning. Y/N, she’s used to us; she’s one of us. She needs someone like you, who’s different, but still a part of her world. You’re the one who actually has a chance with her, so you go over to her place, okay?”

“Okay…”