#now im mad & hungry. im hangry.

[gutter-sun-fun]

Why am I just now finding out that pizzahut had a pizza for the bayverse turtles.

WHY AM I JUST NOW FOUNDING OUT THAT PIZZZA HUT HAD A PIZZA FOR THE BAYVERSE TURTLES-

[ariifrl]

Sh- queen.

Summary: (😭) 18+ , girl x girl, cussing, that’s ab it

The title is said like twice in this story 😭

Enjoy. 😁

You wake up to a very loud yell in the living room, unsurprisingly, it’s your parents. It’s your second day back from college and their already arguing. You hop out your bed to go the kitchen, but you have to try to sneak past them.

As your leaving your room, you hear a whisper “wait! Y/n!” It’s your sister, you whisper back, “girl what do you need, I’m hungry!” You say. Your sister mumbles, “more like hangry” you hear her, responding with “don’t make me come over there.”

Your sister responds with, “fine, anyways just get me some chocolate,I’m hungry too.” You roll your eyes as your sneaking past your parents to the kitchen, you make it and make a small relief sound. But it was a little too loud, your parents look over at you, you smile worrily, “Y/n! Why didn’t you tell us you were in here!” Your mom says.”

(Time skip to breakfast where everyone is eating)

“So, y/n, anything going on today?” Your father asks. “Im visiting shu- I mean the queen.” You say. “WHAT” your sister says. “YOUR SO LUCKY, CAN I COME?” I mean of course she could, but since the “queen” is your girlfriend, she can’t. “No sorry.” Your mom pissed you off with saying “Oh just let her go, I’m sure you won’t be long.” Your sister smirks and you say, “Mom no! You don’t know if I’ll be long or not.” Your mom continues by saying, “well you shouldn’t! You haven’t known her as long, right?” You feel mad while saying “yeah I guess.” Your sister does a small happy dance as you give her a death stare.

(Time skip where they get to the kingdom.)

As your walking up, you take your kimoyo beeds out your pocket hoping your sister won’t notice while she’s coming up from behind you. You open the door and your sister is confused but doesn’t ask, shuri greets you with a hug and see’s your sister. “Hi! You must be Y/n’s sister!” Says shuri. “Yes I am!” You then go to take ur sister to one of the rooms she can play in while saying “Alrighty now it’s time for you to go.”

You go back to shuri and kiss her passionately, she kisses you back and puts her arms around your waist. “How are you love?” Shuri says, “I miss you.” You reply with “im fine, how have you been?” Shuri sighs and pulls you closer, “Missing you.” You smile while blushing, you kiss her, she kisses you back and puts her hands up your shirt picking you up and taking her to her room.

You go sit on her bed as she closes the door and then walks up to you. She then sets you on her lap as she is sitting down. She starts to kiss your neck, then you try to resist saying “not now..my sisters here..” She keeps going biting and grabbing your neck with her hand, not caring at all.

You let out a soft moan before she stops. She whispers in your ear, “I know you like it.” She grabs your face and pulls it towards hers,”Shuri…” She stops you with a kiss before you could keep going. She starts thrusting you with two fingers through your pants, you can feel yourself getting wet, you want to moan loudly but trying to resist. She then takes your pants and underwear off and pulls you onto the bed and spreads your legs open.

She then proceeds to use her tongue to explore your clit. You let out a small but loud moan, she then used two fingers to thrust ur other hole. You try to cover your mouth but you cant, she’s doing you so well, you want to scream. You let out the loudest moan, she then stops and smirks.

Your breathing heavily as there is a knock at the door, shuri goes to open it, not as widely tho. “I heard…”screaming”..is y/n ok?” Y/n’s sister appears at the door. Shuri eyes widen as she says “I was just tickling her.” “Oh Ok.” Y/n’s sister replies, she then goes back to the room she was in.

Shuri comes back after closing the door. She pulls you closer to her and says “I made lunch, Wanna eat? “Sure, you say while sweating, you then put your pants back on while shuri goes to get ur sister. “Hey kiddo, it’s time to eat.” Y/n’s sister gets up and says “yea, I guess.”

(Time skip to when their about to go home)

“I had a great time sh- queen.” Shuri nods and looks at your sister, “I’m so glad I finally got to meet you!” Your sister says. Shuri replies, “you too!” You think to yourself “they’ll know soon.”

[stickytuesday]

There are roughly 4 weeks in a month.

Week one: screech ❗️we are manic/ depressive

Week two: the calm before the storm. We’re fine. The meds are working.

Week three: 🆘 FERAL. Need excessive breeding. Now and literally yesterday. Need a dick in my mouth where is he 🆘

Week 4: sad but fucking CRANKY. HANGRY. I KNOW YOU JUST FED ME AND IM STILL MAD AND HUNGRY 😭😭😭😭. Also my tummy hurts 😭😭😭😑

[naturallog19]

My brother committed sacrilege

He ate my leftovers while I was sleeping

They weren't even 24 hours old

I made a meal ahead of time because my diet is super limited now and I knew I would be busy today

And I get out of the shower only to find my precious meal is gone

He's still asleep at 3pm but I woke him up to interrogate him and he had zero excuses

He was just hungry and he wanted my food so he ate it

I haven't been this mad at him in a long time

For the record we can't afford to eat out hardly ever and most of this meal was wings from Wingstop which is a special treat. But he ordered THREE entrees for himself and I only got one. Which, as mentioned, I saved for today's main protein along with a salad and an izze as my single nonwater drink for the day.

So instead I had two small pieces of chicken (like nugget sized) and he drank my cold izze and didn't put one back im so upset. The DISRESPECT

I don't understand why he eats so many more calories than I do!! We are almost the same height. I work out 5-6 days a week, he does band 2 days a week. Yet he eats at least twice as much as me.

Uhg ugh ugh I'm so angry but I have to find some food now and it's probably going to be top ramen or Mac and cheese and I'm going to bleed internally because uwu my stupid body doesn't like anything but fresh vegetables and non processed food

Ok sorry pity party is over I'm just hangry I guess

[anythingandeverything1d]

I Love You.

“Or I’ll leave. And you will never see me again.” Harry turned and walked out without looking back at you and your heart dropped as you were faced with the hardest decision you may have ever needed to make.

You stood in the bathroom a little longer before making your way back to your seat. No surprise, Harry was lounging in the seat behind yours, watching your movements but not locking eyes. You were however surprised to find your seat occupied by a girl with long black hair. Luke leaned in and said something, making her laugh and touch his hand. You cleared your throat and they looked up, Luke’s face burning a bright red color. “Uh (y/n) this is Sierra, she's a good friend of mine.” You smiled and shook her hand, still standing there awkwardly as she was sitting in your seat. You looked up and caught Harry’s gaze, he looked mad watching the scene unfold. Sierra eventually stood up and hugged Luke tightly, whispering something else in his ear and earning a grin and a kiss on the cheek from him. She waved goodbye to you and then made her way back down the rows of chairs to her seat. You sat down and Luke looked over at you. “Are you feeling any better?”

“What?” You were pretty sure you had just said you were going to the bathroom..

“Yeah Harry said he ran into you and you were feeling sick?” Luke questioned looking up at Harry briefly then back to you.

“Oh. Yeah I uh had a sick feeling in my stomach..” It wasn't technically a lie. You did feel sick to your stomach, just about everything that had just happened and not from an actual illness. You were also very confused. Not only about Harry but also about Luke and Sierra. “So who uh..Sierra?” you questioned.

Luke looked at the floor. “Yeah we met a while ago. She was on the X-factor with her boyfriend Alex. They recently split I guess and we've been talking about music a lot together.” He smiled. “She's great.” 

“Seems like it.”

Luke looked up worried about what he had said and trying to cover up the feelings he clearly didn’t mean to convey . “I think you would be great friends.”

“Maybe.” You didn’t really feel like talking about her anymore and Luke seemed to pick up on that. 

“So did you want to go to the after party tonight or are you still feeling kinda eh?” he asked trying to change the subject. 

Here’s the thing. You didn’t want to go to the after party. You wanted to go to bed and forget about everything. You wanted to stop thinking about Harry...his lips..how he smelled....the dimples...the eyes. You shook your head and cleared your thoughts. “No, the after party sounds great.” Luke smiled and picked up his phone texting someone. You caught a quick peak at the name Sierra on top and rolled your eyes. You knew you should be mad that he was talking to her and gushing about her to you. If Harry had been in his shoes, you would've been livid. But right now you couldn’t really talk. Especially since you had just come from a bathroom make out session with Harry. And while you weren't mad at Luke, you were confused. He had never really shown that side of emotions with you in the time that you had been dating.

“It should be fun.” he set his phone down and held out his hand. You took it and stood up with him. “We have a little bit of time though, the guys mentioned grabbing food if you're interested..”

“When am I not interested in food” you laughed trying to set the mood back to what it was in the beginning of the night. He laughed in response, kissing you softly on the lips and pulling you out into the next room. Ashton, Calum, and Michael were standing in a circle when you approached and they smiled. 

“Just waiting on Harry.” Ashton said looking at Luke. Suddenly you actually felt sick to your stomach and looked to the ground. 

“Harry’s coming?” 

“Yeah, poor lad said he was starving and hadn’t eaten lunch. So we invited him to come since he’s not really here with anyone.” Ashton answered. You pressed your lips together and looked at the floor. 

“Great..” you mumbled. Luke was watching you with an interesting look on his face and he was about to ask you something but thankfully Sierra came over with a smile. Ugh why is she here... 

Luke’s focus went immediately to her and he asked her to join us for dinner. She graciously accepted and you rolled your eyes. She was about to start talking to you, but Harry had come over with a giant grin on his face. “So are we hungry or not” he asked. He looked at you and smirked. “I know (y/n)’s hungry.” Your cheeks flushed red and you stared at him earning a confused look from pretty much everyone else. Thankfully Ashton just laughed saying same and easing the tension. 

“We have a bit bigger of a group than I thought...we may need to take two cars.” He said looking at everyone.

“No worries, I have mine pulling up now.” Harry answered. “You guy’s can go on ahead and I’ll meet you there.”

Michael, Ashton, Calum, Sierra, and Luke climbed in. You had been standing behind the group, mostly because you felt like you needed air from everything but now realized the car had been filled. Luke got out realizing you were still standing there, “Uh I can ride with Harry..” Harry looked at you and you looked at Luke. 

“No, go on. I’ll ride with Harry.” Luke look slightly concerned..he almost seemed to think you were mad at him. Harry on the other hand was grinning from ear to ear. His car pulled up and he opened the door for you. You looked at Luke and reassured, “Seriously it’s fine. Harry and I are...friends..” Harry grinned and nodded at Luke, who slowly nodded while getting back in his car.

“If you need anything text me.”

“Im sure I’ll live and we will be trailing right behind you either way.” You answered getting into the car. Harry hopped in after you and closed the door. You leaned back and sighed, Harry watching you observantly. “What” you growled at him. 

His eyes widened and he laughed softly. “Whats the attitude for?” You didn’t answer and just looked out the window. “You didn’t have to ride with me you know..” he mumbled looking at his hands.

“I know. I wanted to.” His head shot up and he smiled, the smile that made every dimple on his cheeks to show. 

“You wanted to?”

“Well I didn’t want to ride in the other car.”

“Ahh because of the girl, what's her name again?”

“Sierra.” you said with an eye roll. Harry was watching you amused. 

“Sierra...shes pretty. A good singer too.” he replied. 

“Maybe you should date her then.”

“Maybe I should be dating you and Hemmings should be dating Sierra.” You just looked at him. The thought had crossed your mind after you had watch them flirt earlier. “Wow not even a snarky comment back?” You looked out the window again and ignored Harry’s soft chuckles. “Someone is a little hangry..” 

“Harry just shut u-” He suddenly intervened with a serious look on his face.

“Remember that time when we were supposed to meet my mum and my sister but you were so hungry and grumpy that we had to stop and eat on the way so when we actually got to my mum’s and she had made us dinner you pretended to be starving so she would like you more then you ended up puking on sidewalk when we were leaving.” Harry was smiling thinking about it. 

You laughed at the memory. “That was a terrible day.”

“Not for me. That was the day I realized how much I had fallen in love with you. Even puking on my mum's sidewalk I knew I wanted to spend forever with you.” You stopped laughing and looked at him. He was gazing out the window with a clouded look in his eyes. Eventually he looked over at you with a soft smile to which you returned the gesture.  He turned the music up and looked over with an evil grin. “Don't even act like you don't know the words to this song (y/n).” He started singing “You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to the golden coast.” He looked over. “Don’t make me sing alone.” You laughed and watched him some more. “Once you party with us, you'll be falling in love, oh oh-oh,oh-oh. Seriously (y/n). Don’t leave me hangin.” You eventually gave in singing along with him to the chorus of California Gurls and by the end of the song you were both laughing so hard at each other belting out lyrics that you could barely breathe. You also hadn’t noticed that the car had pulled into the parking lot.

Ashton had chosen In-N-Out and your car pulled up behind theirs, letting everyone out. You sat for a minute with Harry catching your breath and watching them all crawl out. Luke was helping Sierra out when she “accidentally” tripped and fell into his chest with a smile. I’m going to be sick, you thought. Harry watched it as well and let out a half laugh. “So pathetic.” you smiled at him as he grabbed your hand, opened the car door, and helped out onto the pavement whispering, “just remember she can’t rock out to Katy Perry like you can.” you lightly smacked his arm and shook your head laughing, the two of you joining the group. Luke looked up when you walked over and moved his hand away from Sierra’s with a guilty look.

“How was the ride?” he asked still looking at you. You smiled and nodded.

“It was actually really good. Harry kept me entertained with Katy Perry. Yours?”

“Yeah it was uh it was good.” All the boys looked down and Sierra blushed. 

Harry looked over took your hand, spun you in a circle, and grinned. “We had a great time catching up as well.” Luke looked at you thoughtfully and then nodded his head to the door. 

“Should we get going?” Everyone nodded and filed in ordering food. The plan to grab food hadn’t been fully thought through as fans were circling within minutes so everyone ordered to go and planned on eating in the car on the way to the after party. Once everyone had their food, and the boys had all stopped to take pictures with a few fans, everyone got back into the car. “(y/n) can we ride together...alone?” Luke asked. You looked at him swallowing the uncertainty in your throat and nodding. Harry looked disappointed and worried but you ignored his silent pleas to not leave and climbed in the car with Ashton while everyone got in with Harry. 

Luke sat in silence for a while so you decided to eat. You were munching on fries when he looked up asking, “So what’s the deal with you and Harry?”

You almost choked on the food in your mouth. “What?”

“Ever since the red carpet when you ran into him, things have been weird with you. Whats the deal?”

You looked at him trying to think of what to say. “I just haven't seen him in a while and its been kind of weird...” you chose your words carefully not knowing what he knew. 

“When did you see him last? Why is it weird? How do you even know him?”

You sighed, setting down your food and looking at him again. “We uh- I- we dated.. and I haven't seen him since our break up a few months ago so yeah that's why its been a little weird.”

He looked confused. “You dated Harry Styles and never thought to mention it?”

“Yeah. I just didn't feel like there was a good time to bring up that fact...”

“So you just decided to let me be oblivious to the whole thing. When you went to the bathroom were you actually sick or were you with Harry?” You bit your lip nervously not answering. 

“I just didn’t mention it because it was never something that I felt needed to be brought up. I wanted our relationship to be our own.”

“Thats not the answer I wanted. Were you with Harry when you went to the bathroom?” Luke was fuming.

“Were you with Sierra?” you countered with a glare. “Where did you even meet her? Obviously it wasn't tonight because the two of you have been glued to each other since then.”

“Don't even try this right now (y/n). I want an answer to my question.”

“I want an answer to mine. Whats the deal with you and Sierra?”

“I asked first.” Your nostrils flared as you looked at him not speaking. He smacked the back of the seat, causing you to jump. “Answer the question.”

You just looked at him. “Yeah. I was with Harry. Is that what you wanted to hear?” He looked pissed, his eyes closed and he took a deep breath.

“What were you doing?”

“Why does it even matter when clearly you're more into Sierra.”

“I’m not-”

“Luke! You can’t even hide it. Your face turns red every time she looks at you. You're eyes are like glued to her the entire time. And what happened in the car huh? Something happened because none of you wanted to even look at me after the fact and I know it has nothing to do with Harry.” The car pulled up the the curb and the others had climbed out, waiting for you by the door. Harry kept glancing over with a concerned look. Luke went to get out, but you stopped him. “What happened in the car Luke?” you were desperate now, you just wanted to know and get it all over with. Luke sighed sitting back and looking at you with tears in your eyes.

“Sierra kissed me.” you turned, eyes watering with tears. “But I swea-”

“You swear what? You're not into her? It was her fault? Luke you have more interest in her in the last hour than you ever have with me...”

“Baby that's not true...”

“It is.” you looked at him. “Just go. I don't want to do this anymore.”

“We need to figure this out now (y/n)...we can’t go in to the party like this.”

“Do you love her?” He looked down and played with the napkin he was holding. “Luke.”

“I don't know...I swear. I think- I mean I”

“Then we have our answer.” You were upset and you didn't know why. He was doing what you were doing the roles were just reversed. You knew deep down that you loved Harry. You knew you had never stopped and you knew Luke was just a distraction from the break up. “We are done.”

“(y/n)..”

“No really.” you sighed and grabbed his hand. “It’s fine because I love Harry.” He looked surprised but more surprised you had admitted it than the fact that you loved him. “I’m sorry. I really wanted us to work but theres just no spark...Harry and I- we just click and theres just something about the way he-”

“I know. I wanted us to work too.” 

“Luke..” he looked at you with a sad expression. “Tell Sierra how you feel. I think you guys have something good going.”

He smiled softly, kissed you one more time softly and climbed out. “You better tell Harry too before he kills me for breaking up with you.” You laughed sadly and nodded following him out of the car. Luke squeezed your hand one more time before running in after Sierra. You hung back and took a few breaths, wiping the tears from your eyes. Harry slowly wandered over taking in the scene.

“You okay?” he asked standing a few feet away unsure of what to do. You turned, wiped another tear and walked over to him. You hugged him tightly, surprising him. He held you tightly and you looked up with a grin, pressing your lips to his and then moving them to his ear whispering one thing only. 

“I love you.” 

---

I don't know how to feel about this one, but the second part to Not in the Same Way 

Hope you all enjoy! Message me with requests! xoxo

[sensorymoon]

Hunger sucks but what sucks worse is that my preferences are so particular that cooking always takes so long and that makes me not want to eat but then I get hungry but im also hyperfocused and stopping the hyperfocus makes me mad so now im just hangry

[sgnsungjin]

✕ — silver

@sgnsian​

⋙ inside the porcelain colored bag, wrapped in coral tulle; lay three individually wrapped ivory boxes. with a note attached inside that reads a tender poem found in some internet tween site of what this rather spoiled girl means to him. he’s been silent the past few days as he was this very moment; watching her celebrate her birth with geeks, jocks, cheerleaders, preppy kids. the whole bunch. she’s incredibly friendly and all the more popular, sincerely it’s nothing new to him, that they couldn’t walk through campus the entirety of this week without a “sian-ssi!” being yelped in their direction; holding them, his obnoxiously loud, empty stomach, and her back from a warm meal. yet he doesn’t mind. just like he doesn’t mind all the times she’s come to his doorstep in tears; which make her face puff, or the tantrums that makes her cheeks redden, or her erratic organizing of his pretty decent quarters, or her stress being released through cooking excessive amounts of food. he doesn’t mind many things. simply: this is sian. and sian is... sian. he can’t quiet explain it. because she’s just a walking paradox. she can be the grip as much as she’s the freedom. she’s the overpowering sugar as much as she’s the bitter black coffee. she’s as necessary in his life as she is voluntary.

he’s only delayed the gift because he’s tirelessly questioned if it was appropriate, if she’d truly allow for this item to dangle from her wrist with a sprinkle of doubt that rings in his ear “will she hate it?”. in all honesty. he had thought of withholding it further. waiting for an “appropriate” moment (whatever that meant). only convincing himself into the fact that this could well on turn into a white day gift if he didn’t give it up now. furthermore; she’d been brimming with attitude the entirety of the three days that had now past since her birthday. just this afternoon she had screeched at him after literally just asking her if she was hungry. in the most sian way possible “omg yeah I want! — hey wait IM STILL MAD AT U!!!!” to which he had remained quiet in response; hiding a smile for approximately five minutes knowingly she’d then yell from her seat “I WANT BURGER KING”.

and now, here he was. holding the precious bag among the brown greased bags of fast food, right lip curled upwards to reveal a dent upon his cheek as she continued to give her back to him in what seemed to be a now “hangry” tantrum. he didn’t bother questioning; coming up behind her. a single palm placed atop the back of her head ruffling brunette locks playfully; essentially dragging her back to reality and out of the comforts of her video game. bringing some awareness to his presence before he inhales; “i’ve got you something, lil’ miss missy” taking in all the courage that would make him so vulnerable to her in this moment. he placed all the items before her. strategically placing the burger king paper bags around the singular gift bag. patiently waiting for her to notice the one that stood out among the rest and held the gift he’d taught out for weeks prior to purchasing. which he had worried so long to give this brat. a bracelet with matching tiara and teddy bear charms.

[saysaysayiwont-blog]

Mother, Nana, sister, aunt, daughter, friend, spark of rediculousness, imprint, attic light house, dark rooms crash unknowingly, blind bright ideas, seems right, I thought it was funny, too soon?, I said that?, do I know them, didn’t you say? , makes sense now, nods but don’t know, hears but can’t see, sees but can’t hear or understand why I’m looking, what are we talking about, why would someone say that? Are they yelling for….is that my name I hear, this is what I looked like shopping?, I do? No idea!, lyrical gangster, country bumpkin, slow hand, tight fitting jeans, stand by my man, fist city, 50 first dates I made mistake finally learn, walk right past, turn off music to find addresss, glasses feel on when off my head vise Vera, half way there why am I going?, vacation cut short to go home, Fuck it I’ll just do it for free, do you need anything, I got you this, I heard you say * odd minuscule or fact or like *, yes I remember, remember nothing to help be a adult, bring your laundry or cat when you come, are you hungry, I trust you, I see the sun in the body’s of rain, character defects unseen, patient as much as to much time invested, ride or die, don’t tell anyone you did that, girls can’t see you like this, I need to take care of to take best care if, there’s no place like home, kids can always come home, best friends/ loves/ life partners/ you’ll love tomorrow your fine! I’m not mad, I know my humor is no ok, I’m not right or left either, Batnan, spend it on them, I forgot to eat and take medicine, I hate blah but not really, says it trying not to laugh, gets look I know I know I’m blah, confused, stares silent like you should know, professional high quality military training perfectly housekeeping and sexual partner! I would even take my pants off for that, low rated whore, high rated loyal wifey, I believe you, I did it you did not know, can I smother you with love ( awkward haha im jk !not! ) sucks it up, and it’s rock bottom elevators fall style and comes back bumble bee transformer style! Gender neutral! Grocery store road isle, threatens to myself walks in together and communication right off, forgot the point of what I told you, 5 minutes move bathroom disappears, forgave you shush, shut up not aloud but shut the fuck up on speed mouth! Look at behavioral actions don’t listen to shit esp if you barley know the source, bitch idc if he may be the dad get a dna, why did you not tell me bro fuck, territorial, im not against it just not gonna be done to my family, makes plans just to seem busy, sticks to no plan, random, freestyle, teenmiddleaged, fuck it, im sorry, that’s my fault, oh fucking well, kinda dumb kinda smart, hey did we talk about this or was I dreaming, I don’t care what you say I will worry about us we are clear about our flaws, do you want her beat up or to move in?, 5 minutes till hangry, blink blink blink no thought at all, sense-ah-tivish, shhh bring it up later, I got you, no doubt you almost got fired, I’ll live in a ditch with you, I’ll do life, don’t talk about my sister only the fuck I can, my kids left to beat up their dad, do what you want, gone a minute meets a day or plan a day meets gone a minute, I’ll fuck your wife, I know people fucking don’t know what to think of me, anti texting skills, heslthish, adultish, brutal honesty confusion of reaction, that’s not what I said, what nobody thinks this?, secretary, waitress on the home front, I’ll fucking do it, his new hair cut melter, smiles at him when I should be shocked at the story, love bug bitten, bite back a bitch like she stated it with him first, online dating site banner ( literally) is that what you want to say to me right now or are you done with your rant?, baby boy needs custom Nikes girls got to much lotions and shampoo, mother of bubba, fival, get behind me satan, and baby typhoon! Yes it’s a match honey don’t punch your brother in the god Damnthroat please honey soft ball tacos for the whole bus and fine but your going to school tomorrow son I swear!!! Next time grandchildren are born first, son in law is mine too,

“I am a different person to different people. Annoying to one. Talented to another. Quiet to a few. Unknown to a lot. But who am I, to me?”

— Unknown

[thedappleddragon]

hooray I think I was productive today :) friends can read this time (except cassidy, you gotta leave, birthday spoilers) but if you figure out my secret project dont tell anybody 

uhhh I dont remember much of this morning other than I just wanted to keep sleeping and my cat was probably clawing at my sheets again. I knew I needed some tape so I could tape together patten pieces for my project and my mom needed meds picked up, so I gathered my things and went to the store by myself with my mom’s card and a short shopping list. all fuckin morning I kept repeating the Minecraft creeper song and the clip from “Korone saying eating Myke Tyson's ass Good Ending” where she has the birthday cake hat. so imagine me, sitting in my car, singing “eating, mike Tyson’s, ass. NOOO” on repeat while looking for a parking space. I ended up walking laps around the store because I didn't know where they kept the fuckin hummus and I had to text my sister and ask. then there was SO much trouble at the pharmacy. basically they didnt have my mom’s insurance on file so I put her on speakerphone while she acted like a boomer not being able to read her own insurance card. the worst part is that because the pharmacy lady was talking to my mom over the phone, I couldn't kill time and be on my phone. so I had to just STAND THERE staring into the middle distance for entirely too long playing with the 2 sets of keys I had clipped to my hand purse wallet thingy. at least I felt cool in my outfit and my boots. eventually it all pretty much worked out and I got to bring home 2 out of her 5  medications and all the groceries. but the lady at checkout thought I was struggling with the machine or an idiot or something (or maybe she was trying to be helpful, whatever) and came over to help me like 3 times. like!! I'm sorry im tired and a little overstimulated and like to take my damn time!! whatever its fine lol. afterwards I drove over to dollar tree to get tape, but I ended up getting a lot of other things too. I saw that they had a brand of tape where you could buy extra rolls without the plastic thing that holds them so I got both. there was also satin ribbon which I was very tempted to get to add to my project, but since I did have fabric to color match to I put it away. instead I got a set of tiny jars, glitter, and craft glue to make into liquid glitter jars. my first idea was to maybe make them into a necklace with fake flowers and shrinky dink fairy wings, but I think they'll just be for decoration. I wanted a snack while I was there and got some crackerjack, like from the baseball song. if you didnt know, yeah its real and its just candied popcorn and peanuts with a little sticker inside. but its really damn good! that's why I ate 2 out of the 3 boxes kn the back and shared the 3rd with my dad. after checkout I sat in the parking lot eating crackerjack straight from the box since I forgot hand sanitizer and watching tiktoks. when I tried to go home there was a huge line of cars outside the entrance to the neighborhood with an ambulance in there and police lights up front, so I turned the other way and took the other entrance. when I came home I found my mom in the process of ripping up carpet in front of her bathroom so she can replace it with tile. we had discussed this earlier today but I thought this would be an eventually project, not a today project. so I spent some time cutting carpet, ripping up foam, sweeping, and prying away the spiky wooden boarders. we need to either remove or hammer down some nails that go down into the concrete before we can start laying down tiles. I spent some time taping together my pattern pieces, cutting 1cm strips off the side of 25 pieces of paper until I got 5 long lines of 5 sheets that I would need to match up and tape together. I didnt have enough space on my bed so I brought it all out to the kitchen floor. it was the biggest clean flat surface in the house I could think of. I got frustrated about pieces not fitting perfectly and my printer cutting off important parts at the very bottom of pages, but I made it work. I roughly cut around each piece and when I brough them all back to my room, I saw my cat had gotten sick on my bed which made me more frustrated. she was asleep on my blankets and very warm so when I picked her up I was worried for a moment that she might have a fever, but she’s fine. I let her out of my room so I could take off the sheet she messed up and ran it and a couple other things through the wash. for the rest of the afternoon I let my cat stay outside without me, and she ended up staying outside for hours, never straying too far from the door but not coming inside when I invite her. I'd check up on her every so often and set her food dish. my sister kept asking me to find my wallet that had mom’s card in it which frustrated me more, and by now I was also getting hangry, so I was fuckin mad and tired and needed to be alone in my room for a bit. I have her card info saved on my phone so I just texted that to her so she could pay for food. I noticed my dad’s boss had called me and I missed it, so I called him back nd he just said It would be a couple days before any updates. I wish he would have just texted me but whatever. I sat outside with my cat while we ordered, making sure she was ok and wasn't hurting her eyes in the sun. I went in the car to pick up food but made my sister go in alone. we ate together in her room while I watched tiktoks and she worked on homework. after that I looked at the stuff u got from dollar tree and started making the 5 mini glitter jars in the bathroom. they all turned out pretty cute, but the pink and red ones are lowly leaking baby oil through the cork stopper. after that I had 2 tiny jars left, so I shoved in dried rose petals and baby’s breath and crushed leaves, all from the flowers my dad got me for valentines day. I think they turned out ADORABLE, and I'm going to borrow some earring making supplies from a friend who bought them in bulk to start a small buisness of reselling aliexpress charms as earrings but quit after a while and still had a ton of leftover supplies. I think I might want to add some twine and shrinky dink fairy wings to the earrings, so I spent a while making 2 test pieces and fucking up a scrap piece to test how to make the hole for the earring hardware. I talked to my dad bout my whole process when he walked in on me preheating the oven, and he agreed to buy the smallest drill bit the hardware store had to offer so I could just drill the hole after baking. luv u papa <3 by then it was getting a little late so I went back to my room. I only have a week or so to finish my project, and I didnt want to get into pinning and cutting fabric tonight, so instead I prepped my patterns. I zoomed into the pattern pdf so it was life sized and traced the missing edges that got cut off by my printer and cut out all the pieces with an xacto knife. I was struggling all day to figure out what the hell these 2 huge shapes labeled lower front and lower back were supposed to be, until I looked through the pdfs again and realized it wasn’t even for the version of the pattern I was using!! so I folded them up and added them to the scrap paper pile. now I have all my pattern pieces nicely prepped resting on an open drawer because otherwise my cat would step all over them. tomorrow I think I'll start pinning and cutting, but not until I read through all the instructions like 3 times and try to look up a youtube tutorial. but its 2:30 am now and im hungry, good night sleep well mwah <3

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Okay, maybe I wasn't being fair.

I finally decided to have a talk with the kid.  Turns out he did lose his leg (no, he didn't say how he got it back), but he wasn't that mad about it.  Very mature for his age . . . or immature, since he's definitely a couple decades older than he looks.  He kept asking if he could come in and discuss it, but I wasn't about to let him into my house . . . even if he hadn't supposedly chewed off and regrew a leg, I'm still pretty sure that he's . . . well,  y'all have probably figured it out by now.

Turns out that the woman who I thought was his mom is actually his great great great granddaughter, or something like that.  He wouldn't tell me how he knew I moved the mirror, or how he cleared out that house so he could move in so soon afterwards (though I can at least guess as to that second thing).  He said he really, really wanted the mirror, and that he could take care of it for me.  That actually was a big temptation, but when I offered to hand it to him come dawn (or just leave it in my backyard for him to collect) he balked.  After all, it's after dark by now.  There's no approaching that mirror 'til dawn.  Also I shoved it down the stairs to my basement while the sun was still up.

I'm pretty sure I'm the last horse crossing the finish line when it comes to this, but it seems like that mirror is the only thing that reliably kills those weird-ass grubs.  Not sure if that's a coincidence, or if one was put there to take care of the other, or even where the grubs are coming from.  All I know is the mirror didn't break from being shoved down the stairs, and the grubs seem to die on contact with it.  Apparently the staircase puts me just out if its "danger range," so I can open the door a crack and watch it go to work.  Apparently that thing can actually lean out of the mirror a bit to do its work, and it sure as hell loves eating those grubs.  Not sure if it's a pretty good idea to be feeding that thing, or just letting it do something it likes in general, but my guess is that the mirror was up against the door for however many decades or centuries, and the thing in the mirror was getting its fill every night.

I'm trying to convince myself that it was hungry from being up here away from its food source for so long.  I mean, I've been in its "danger range" so many times when I was puttering around the basement, and it never did anything to me back then.  So maybe it was hangry, right?  I just hope I'm not making it stronger by giving it what it wants, but I this point I don't particularly care.

No more thing in the mirror.  No more grubs.  And that "kid's" gone off someplace for now, supposedly to get a gun or some ranged means of forcing his way in.  Fat chance.  Honestly, with all the excitement and grubs and weird neighbor "kid" and mirror creature, it feels like I'm all alone for the first time in weeks.  I actually feel lonely, in a sense, but it sure as hell beats the alternative.  Lonely is good sometimes.

Still . . . if I had to guess, the grubs are coming from under the door I found the mirror pressed up against.  Someday I'll go down in the basement and check that door.  But for now, if I stop posting suddenly it's because that "kid" killed me.  Because even if he can't come in without me inviting him, I'm pretty sure that he figured out other ways to

im just gonna add this line and hit post.  Happy Halloween!

Okay seriously you went over the line with that last post I mean what the fck are u THINKING putting beartraps around and just sitting there while stuff gets caught n had to chew it’s leg off

Srsly if that really is some kid THATS DONE NOTHING WRONG TO YOU

Fck u ur a monster die

Did the kid write this?  Wouldn’t surprise me.

I’m a little busy dealing with the grubby things, thank you very much.  They’ve started burrowing through the basement door.  Some of them are crawling their way up the stairs.  So now I hear that random faint knocking at this level of the house, no matter what floor I’m on.  It’s almost like it’s reacting to the mirror, actually.  But at this point I’m inclined to just let them reunite and put me out of my misery.

Because the mirror’s acting up again.  Also “acting up” is such an understatement that . . . well, keep reading.  I basically can’t go into my living room between sundown and sunup at this point.  Something’s always clawing at me, like I’m walking through a thick thorn bush . . . and if I get too close to it, I black out and wake up at sunrise with my head up against the mirror, clothes torn up like something ripped me to shreds but didn’t leave a scratch.  It’s a fun way to spend a Friday night, I can assure you.

Oh, and I checked the trap.  Nothing in it.  Triggered but empty, just like you. Also the kid’s still got both his arms and both his legs.  So false alarm there, I guess.  Fuck you.

[artisticmaniacwithapen]

His name is Orville- Like the popcorn- Now I'm hungry- Now im mad- Now I'm hangry- SO MA NY E MO TIONS

what's up with vampire dad??

[chiefdancingbear]

The Simpernaturals: Mess-Maker Madness

Yup, you know the drill! On with the show!

The next day Asher and James were trying to get down a new routine after the crazy hectic birthday of their now, one year old big boy. He was a handful to be sure. 

In the morning, bright and early, Asher-Rose had awoken and successfully snuck downstairs to make breakfast for all. A couple minutes into her breakfast making however, she heard squeals of laughter. ‘That can’t be good’ she thought to herself. She was tied up with cooking or else she would have gone and seen what the commotion was. She hoped that James had heard and woken up. 

A few more squeals of laughter later, heavy footsteps were heard as Asher-Rose was plating the food. Then came James’s tired voice.

“John, please dont make a mess” he said tensely. 

However, John was having WAY too much fun to even listen causing James to raise his voice a bit. 

“What’s going on up there?” 

“John found the paints!! He is now making a colorful mural on the carpet in the hall” 

Asher-Rose, now in shock, came up to take a look. “Oh no! No no no John! That’s naughty!” she scolded. John looked curiously up at her a couple of minutes before grinning again. Apparently he thought he was a great artist. 

“We are going to have to be more firm with him” James sighed. 

“What’s that going to teach our son? That to get what you want, you have to be mean? No, we need to try to teach understanding while disciplining” Asher-Rose countered. 

“Well, I tried that and it didn’t work” 

“Next time he does it, then he goes into time out I guess” Asher shrugged at her husband. To her son, she told him that it was breakfast time and called James to join. 

At breakfast, things didn’t get any better. He threw his food everywhere and giggled. He had great fun! 

“What did I tell you John? Please don’t make a mess and don’t give me that sad puppy look either” James said after cleaning his dishes and Asher’s too.

“James, if you do me a favor and finish cleaning up, this little guy has to go into his room for a nap for making a mess” Asher scolded John. He at least had the decency to look regretful. 

Once in his room he called out, “book!”. Asher was more than willing to oblige, but she had to start teaching him some manners. 

“John, say please!”

“Please!”

“That’s right! Now, say book please!” 

“Book, please!” John said. It was sort of lost in the baby garbles, but she heard it and praised him for it. So, she sat down and read him to sleep.

Later that afternoon, when he awoke, he cried for food. I was lunchtime and James had made him some peas to eat. Of course by this time he was hangry, so he threw his food.

A minute later, Asher came in and saw the mess on the floor and sighed, irritably.

“John, naughty naughty! We don’t throw food......we eat it!” 

James went over to pat Asher on the shoulder, “Honey, I have this......why don’t you go relax......” 

“Sure thing sweet cheeks......thanks for looking out for me......” she sighed and went off. 

Meanwhile, James was cleaning up the kitchen and then decided that if John wasn’t hungry and wasn’t going to behave, that he ought to help him learn to talk. 

“John, what’s this one?” 

“BA!!” 

“Bottle.....bottle......can you say, bottle?” 

“BA!!” he said excitedly. James took a deep breath and moved on to the next. John was so excited to be learning words, but after a while he got disinterested.So he went off to play in his playroom. 

That kept him busy for a while until he had an accident on the way to the potty. He decided that a meltdown was best and cried his little eyes out. That’s when Mom came running. 

“What’s wrong sweetie?” Asher asked but he could only cry. It was when she picked him up that she could smell it. 

“Oooh sweetie, accidents happen love. Let’s get you cleaned up and ready for din din, ok?” 

Time seemed to move a little bit quicker from there and by the time that din din was half eaten-half thrown around, Asher asked her son what color was his favorite so he had to think on it for a few.

At last though, they had to put their little mess maker down for the evening, which allowed Asher-Rose and James to have an adult discussion. 

“You know when I told you that I wanted another kid?” 

“Honey, we have just been through some rough parenting times today with John......” he sighed and chuckled just a little bit.

“I agree, but I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.......he is my love and light” Asher-Rose sighed, putting her hand to her heart.

“You truly want another kid? After today?” he said half jokingly.

“Well, don’t you?” Asher countered.

James thought on this for a few and realized that with all the parenting he had to endure......all the messes he had to clean up.......he wouldn’t want to miss it for the world. “Yeah, I kinda do as a matter of fact” he smiled. 

They decided to move on upstairs then and have a little adult fun of their own, deciding that a new addition to the family would be perfect. After and hour or so, Asher went to go take the pregnancy test that she had used before, and shouted out at James out of joy!

“IM EXPECTING!!!” 

“YEEESSSSS!!!!!” Shouted James. He was going to be a Daddy! 

Thats all for now folks! Thanks for tuning in again! Hope you all have a great rest of the afternoon and look for more later! Until next time! 

[harryfeatgaga]

God I’m sorry I’m just so hungry right now. I only had cereal and iced coffee all day and it’s 6:35pm 😞 I’m gonna go eat a kabob bitch AND NOW IM MAD AGAIN HOLY FUCK BYE

LMAO I THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LIL HANGRY MY FRIEND GO EAT AND WATCH SOME HARRY VIDEOS :~)