#now he's in an awkard situation

[ousaiibo]

unfinished saiou doodle that i kinda like

i forgot to upload it here whoops

[zwolfgames]

|Mistakes|Platonic Yandere Alastor x fem!reader

Requested: /

Warnings: Alastor, condescending behavior, off putting interactions.

Parts: Part 1, Part 2 (You are here), Part 3

The two of you sat peacefully on the kitchen floor for quite a while. Alastor asked you about songs and he showed you his favourite's in return.

It was quite a sweet moment, considering the situation. Listening music during an extermination. Who would have tought?

Alastor hums along to a song he put on. You have to admit, he has a soothing voice. Indeed perfect for a radio host.

A violent scream of pain from outside shook you out of the calmness.

You had almost forgotten about the death outside...

Alastor eyes you curiously.

You may not know it, but he finds you calming to look at. No sharp edges... that big jellyfish cap. You look.. lets say, squishable.

Tough he knows better then to touch now.

"You aren't scared, are you?" Alastor hums in a sing song manner. Teasing smile on his lips as usual.

"There's no need to be scared when I'm here to protect you." He further widens his grin. You just nod meekly, opting to agree with anything he may say to spare your life.

"Y/N, dear. Don't you think you'd look better with a smile?" Alastor tilts his head so he can look right at you, trough the veil of stinging tendrils.

"No... not really? I don't have a lot to smile about." You blink up at him blankly. You see him tilt his head to the side in either curioustity or annoyance.

"How about you smile for me?" Alastor seems to smile even wider at his own ideas.

You attempt a little smile as to not get murdered on the spot.

Alastor seems content and had to stop himself from tilting your chin up to see better. Tough the only thing really stopping him were your tendrils.

"Y/N, is there perhaps a way for you to not sting?" Alastor asks.. way too obviously.

"No." You answer without hesitation. And even if there was, you wouldn't ever turn them off. Hell is dangerous and this guy is especially dangerous.

"I see. A shame, you look soft to touch." He admits casually. You almost cringe and resist the urge to back off. Why does he pull out the creepy shit after you two had a nice music moment?

A moment of silence passes, its awkard to you but the radio demon seems nothing but pleased.

"Say, my dear. What else do you presume we do while waiting out the extermination?" Alastor asks as if this is some playdate.

And truly, to him it was.

"Um... I have papers somewhere, we can.. draw?" You offer awkardly, you only have a destroyed kitchen to work with here. But you don't think he'd have appreciated playing minecraft anyways.

"Drawing, are you capable of that?" Alastor asks in amusment. You almost feel insulted at the way he asked that.

You just nod and take some papers from a cabinet. Finding pencils was a bit harder but you managed.

And Alastor defenitly noticed that you gave him the better pencil.... How sweet and considerate of you.

He doesn't know a lot of sinners who would do that...

Second mistake: A show of Kindness.

Well, atleast drawing time went on peacefully. Alastor was humming a tune with that radio effect enhancing his voice, it was quite calming and your stress ebbed away from you slowly as you just focussed on your drawing.

You aren't sure how much time passed before Alastor stopped humming but he snapped you out of your creative trance.

"What do you think ,dear?" Alastor smiles a bit more genuinly.

He holds up his pencil drawing of... you. Just You. With your little smile.

You blush faintly in a rather shy manner and try not to look away from his drawing.

You didn't know he had a talent in drawing. You also didn't know you were drawing eachother. Yours was just todays made up OC.

"Thats.. very pretty... I'm flattered." You mutter out in embarrasment. Alastors grin widens.

"I just wanted to capture you, as I carry no camera's on me." Alastor boasts as if that's the coolest thing ever.

"Thats neat." You stick a thumb up, it therefore comes out under your stinging veil.

You notice your mistake quite quickly as your hand is taken in the Radio demons.

"I knew it, soft. You're quite untouched, aren't you? Well, that would be obvious, seeing your ability." Alastor smirks. It's as if his main goal this whole time had been to grab a hold of you.

He's quite cold, pointy fingers. Kinda eery.

"Oh look at your little startled face. You're adorable." Alastor teases with slightly lidded eyes.

You attempt to pull back out of embarrasment but he holds on.

"Are you scared?" 

Alastor asked in a more serious voice.

"Not really, you're just cold." You answer simply, hoping thats a decent enough answer.

"Is that so?" Alastor hums, a twitch in his smile as he lets go.

He stands up and summons his cane.

You refrain a flinch as you fear the worst but he instead just summons a couch and a bunch of books.

"Come, sit. We still have some hours to pass."

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Cool

Tag list: @ceramic-raven , @oo0lady-mad0oo

[niftykin]

"Im so sorry to bother you at home"

Starring: Nishinoya Yuu

Sypnosis: He has been trying to hit on you subtly for quite a few time, but he has grown a little more determinate now.

Request: Hello! Could you please write a Nishinoya x female reader where she’s seen by everyone as a serious, menacing person, when in reality she’s really just socially awkward and dense? Nishinoya tries hitting on her doing the usual tricks like flowers and bears and pick up lines but she’s just confused. Finally he just becomes more direct with her and honest and slowly she falls for him too? I’m sorry if it’s a bit too detailed and it’s okay if you don’t do this haha it’s been at the back of my head for a while

A/N: This one was so cute to write!, i tried to be really quick making this but the inspiration came to me like a thunder and here we are. Remember i use she/her in this fic.

Nishinoya Yuu. The thunder of the Karasuno team, always so energetic and kind, oftenly called delusional by his feelings towards Kiyoko, little did they know that it wasent a crush, he admired her and by that her personality and how she acted; But he liked you, he admired you and wordshipped the very floor you stepped on.

His tries were almost pathetic, sure he could tell Kiyoko anything btu it was different when it was you, he shacked and mumbled like a little kid inlove everytime he crossed any words with you. Everyone could tell but some way you didnt; Not even the flowers he gave you, little gifts he made for you with his own hands (which were a cute detail since he isnt pretty good with manualities) But from time to time his friends started to see that there was no response tho this little acts.

"She doesn't like you and she's acting like that to decline your feelings nicely" He heard one of them said, his heart ached but then Hinata spoke answering to the previous person, his words were filled with determination and his obvious spark that always bringed hope to everyone. "And what if she isnt?, she could see it was a friendly gesture. Nishinoya haven't talked about his feelings openly to her"

Hinata had a point, Sugawara and Daichi agreed, yes Nishinoya and his friends could think those hints were obvious enough to tell that he was completely head over heels inlove with you. But they know him as a friend and since pretty long time comparing to you; They weren't you and that meant they didnt feel or thinked like you.

He planned his confession, would you like something big? the whole school knowing?, No, it will make you agree by social pressure, Did you liked him enough to say 'Yes' without much people knowing? Oh God.

It was 6PM on a friday. He can remember it vividly, his steps were hard on the floor and his fingers were digging into his shirt and on the little box he held, his palms sweated and his face was red; He knocked at your door. After a few minutes you opened the door.

"Hey, im so sorry to bother you at home" he started as he saw you, his face blushed and his cologne was subtle as always. "I know that this might be hard but... I dont know what to say" he started panicking.

"I like you a lot" He finally stated after a sigh, his gaze fixated on the floor, the blush on his cheeks made him look heated, his breathing was heavy and his mind was longing and pleading for an answer.

"Are you being serious?" You spoke, a hidden tint of amusement in your voice, his feeling were glowing as he answered "Of course i am, why wouldnt i? i like you so much" He said as he took another step, reflecting his mind and then doing the opposite and stepping back, he didnt wanted to make the situation awkard, he just wanted to finally be totally sincere with you.

little did he know you liked him aswell, but oh lord he is the happiest man alive.

"Hey, i bringed this for you too" He said as he smiled at you, more confident and smug after your answer, handing you a little figure you have been longing to have since quite a few time. He buyed it for you since the first day you mentioned it but he decided to wait untill the ocation was perfect, and sure it was.

[bibibbon]

I think even the "its realistic!" excuse doesnt work on its own terms - cause yeah, for everyone of the 20 people to allways meet up isnt real life, but to atleast have one good friend from school, especially after going through live and die situations?

like Deku and Kachan were astranged childhood friends, who after all that made up, and also Kachan felt a lot of guilt about being a piece of shit and that Deku lost his quirk - it seems atleast those two should meet up, even do to guilt/pity Kachan now feels.

Or Ida, who is charachterised as cartoonishly proper and robotic - even he would probably see it as his duty to not abandon a friend and check on him every few months.

And Tsuy was charachterised as super caring, so after all the bonding and the fact Deku saved her from death at the start at the series, would make it seem that she would want to stay in contact - especially when she was shown to connect quickly to people.

Guess the one realistic one could be Ochako, if they did kinda try dating in highschool and it didnt work out, so it could feel awkard to then try to stay friends and all - yet then the fairytale reunion of 20 top heroes all saving some minor landslide again looks awkard.

And also its unrealistc that everyone besides Deku stayed in the hero life - especially when Jiro had the whole conflict of maybe wanting to do music instead, or the fact nobody moved overseas or did change their outfits enough to not be recognizable, etc

The real truth is that Hori feels depressed about his life and projected it, hence why the awkward happy ending that framed everything came at the last pages - a power fantasy.

It just shows how Hori, like Deku, didnt ever evolve his mindset, and stayed at the childish level of "I wanna be cool like spiderman!!" - cause if he didnt he would show Deku fulfilled as a teacher, giving the next gen the skills to actually change shit, and not see it as "setteling", with a sad expression of "alas, my dream of wearing goofy spandex suits and screaming attack names is dead😔"

The "it's realistic" excuse can work depending on the context. However, there's nothing normal or realistic about 1A and what happend in 430 (surrounding Izuku and 1A that is). It's incredibly understandable that not all 20 members of 1A were going to keep in contact and be incredibly close to eachother. Heck even in UA some 1A members weren't close to eachother and it's even stated by denki that he was never close to izuku in the vigilante arc but that he wanted to help him.

However, I have mentioned this multiple times (and you even brought it up) it's annoying that we don't see izuku hanging out with his close friends outside of hero costumes or UA uniforms. Them not doing so literally paints a picture that they aren't close at all and the whole theme of WE are heroes and power of friendship ends up failing due to this.

Look I know Iam not a huge bakugo fan but taking this into the perspective that bakugo got a satisfactory redemption arc him and izuku should keep in contact from time to time. Something that's bugged me is that after Izuku loses his quirk it seems like his interactions with bakugo are non existent, almost like izuku being a hero and having a quirk is all that their relationship is: a rivalry between who would be the best hero (kind of contradicting bakugo supposed development).

Or take for example shoto todoroki who izuku was close to but they don't seem to interact at all. Or asui. Or iida who very much helped izuku and truly cared for him. Heck tokoyami has also voiced his care for izuku multiple times and so has yuuga but we don't see any of them hang out outside of UA or heroics. Heck this chapter doesn't even give us a glimpse of maybe Izuku texting his friends in a group chat or anything. To me this all seems too bleak. What do you mean the kids who went through trauma together and had an entire theme of helping eachother and sticking together (a theme that carried the final act and fight) somehow not even hang out with eachother outside of heroics or school?

Lastly, I have no intention of making any comment about horis life unless it was stated by a credible source but it does seem like hori might of just got burnt out and he went too far with the story to give it a good ending (a well written one).

Alas, the ending was horrible.

[stankworth]

Hi, I love your Simon Blackquill art! I was wondering if you had any thoughts on him and Kay? (I’m a little obsessed with them)

Ahh thank you for the kind words! I've been thinking about your ask since you sent it- I haven't had much time to draw this week so these are a bit rough.

I did imagine them first meeting when Simon is opening the window for Taka while Kay's scaling the prosecutor's office. She doesn't work there, she just does it to prank Edgeworth.

I wish I had more thoughts about Kay and Simon, but I have trouble picturing them interacting. Kay has a sunny disposition, and is the kind of person who can get along with anyone. But I think after years of not letting people know his true self, Simon would still be very closed off. And someone else who appeared to be sunny and the kind of person who can get along with anyone turned out to be using those traits to manipulate him. I don't see Kay's behavior triggering Simon though- I think it'd be her earnestly trying to engage him, and Simon being awkard about it. I HC Simon as autistic (it adds meaning to his getting along with young Athena, his unwavering dedication to his moral principles and the fact that he seems defined by his 2.5 interests), and tho he got good playing the role of "The Twisted Samurai," those scripts don't help him in social situations where everyone's getting along.

I do see Simon getting along well with Ema Skye: they both have an older sister who was incarcerated for doing morally dubious things to protect them; they're both dealing with their life goals (being a forensic scientist and dying for a righeous cause) not panning out; and they're both dicks who like throwing things at people. And Ema and Kay are besties, so, Kay and Simon would wind up hanging out. I HC Ema as being hopelessly in lesbians with Kay but not ready to make a move, and Kay being oblivous to it bc theyre besties. So he gets to be party to that.

Thats just how I'm writing them, for now. I think there's a reading of Simon and Kay get along like a house on fire since they're troublemakers, or where Kay is instrumental in getting Simon to open up. Maybe I'll have more thoughts about it after I finish playing through Investigations 2 again.

[luciosdisk]

Multi x reader!!

contains: Symmetra, Lucio, Juno, Mei

A/N: Sitting on a balcony pondering about what could’ve been making it what it is🥹 I enjoy this support for my works so so so much! Writing has always been something I loved doing, knowing that I can make other people happy with my Interests makes me happy!

Warnings!: Smart!Reader for Satya. Waffle enjoyer for Juno😭😭. (1) corny joke for Mei. Angst for Mei???

Symmetraᰔᩚ

💎In the beginning of the relationship between you two: it was awkard…Very awkward.

💎Satya has shared an apartment before with…someone… *cough* Niran…

💎Symmetra found interest in you due to your knowledge on certain topics; design wise of course. Satya being a recruit architect allows her to have a sense of fashion!

💎More so into the relationship is when you notice little things she does. Satya likes to be prepared for certain things; no matter what it is, She will tell you!

💎Satya always makes sure you know something before it is done.

“I will be heading out; do you need anything?” Satya questions walking towards the door

“No uh…I’m fine thanks for asking.” You responded in sequence.

💎She likes to check if you’ve made different changes to yourself or other things; change of placement of items, hair swooped to the other side, or even a change of how you speak.

💎”I’ve noticed something different about you in recent times…is it possible you began to wear more sparkling colors?” Satya inquires looking at you-not really making eye contact.

“Oh! I guess so.” You stated in surprise for you haven’t noticed until now.

💎Satya is not the one for PDA infact she doesn’t really like being touched. The feeling of touch kind of messes with her senses a tad bit. She very rarely makes a move on you.

Lúcioᰔᩚ

🐸He tried asking you out…he really did: but the words wouldn’t come out his mouth! Lúcio was a stuttering mess, all he could do is hope you understood!

🐸In the beginning of the relationship he’d ask a lot of questions(music related of course) Favorite genre? Favorite artist? Favorite band?

🐸Lúcio was attached to your hip! Literally…like for real. During his free time he loves to take you places especially where he grew up, Brazil, showing you the art he grew up with.

🐸He will sometimes say things in Portuguese and the be like “Ah I’m sorry!” And immediately translate what ever said to English (of course depending on what he said…it varies)

🐸Lúcio loves showing you off and your talents! Even if they aren’t reasonable. D.va probably knows a lot more than she tells you. How can Lúcio keep his mouth shut when he knows he has one of the most greatest people in the world has his significant other???

🐸You and him definitely match outfits to events! Whether it be Christmas or just a pool party you and him are always matching.

🐸He has a pixie mind sometimes where his mind moves faster than his body and other times it’s vice versa. Lúcio understands it might be hard for you to in-just to his way of life. Do not fret! The longer he is with you his mind and body pace together in harmony.

🐸He enjoys PDA! Lúcio loves the fact that he can make other people know your his just by holding his hand! Although if you make the move first he will get all mushy.

Junoᰔᩚ

💫 Juno has never been in a relationship until now, being the first human born on mars after all, she has never had any romantic experiences.

💫Juno is one of the most shyest people ever!

💫Juno loves to be next to you; it helps with her nerves during stressful situations. Juno knowing she is next to someone she loves makes her feel safe.

💫She will mindlessly agree with you on certain things.

“Waffles are better than pancakes!” You exclaimed with a serious attitude.

“Y-yes! Waffles are nice!” Juno speaks almost immediately after your exclaim.

💫PDA has her so embarrassed!! Juno doesn’t mind holding hands with you or hugging you it’s just the simple act that has her mind running in circles!

💫Juno loves when you compliment her on certain things: even if it’s small. The Compliments makes her hearts do jump ropes!<3

💫Juno will cry if you ask her about Martian things. Her knowing you’re interested in her life when she was on mars also makes her happy.

💫Sometimes even if it isn’t a yes or no question She’ll just nod (she wasn’t paying attention to your words, only your beauty.) And then apologize frantically.

Meiᰔᩚ

❄️Oh how she cares so much for you should be studied!

❄️She loves caring for you kind of like a mom in a way: making sure you have food on your plate, you have nice clothes, and your happy.

❄️Snowball enjoys your company as well! Making pleasant beeps when they see you. Snowball sees you as a parent to it…like you and Mei are it’s parents(no matter your gender)

❄️If you like science Mei will love to do experiments with you! Rather A-mei-zing (pun intended)

❄️Mei has a bad habit of apologizing when anything goes wrong…anything. Mei apologizes even if it’s not her fault! If you confront her about she will also apologize.

❄️Once you get it through to her she’ll stop apologizing as much(she stands still and avoids eye contact) During the conversation she will and does cry! Mei is so use to apologizing it feels disrespectful if she doesn’t.

❄️Mei enjoys PDA she finds hand holding to be her favorite. She doesn’t like kissing or making out in public she finds it just plain gross.

❄️”Me and Snowball decided to make dinner for you…you seemed upset today, I’m sorry..” Mei spoke in a soft tone being filled by condescending nods from snowball

“Thank you Mei! Don’t be sorry-it’s not your fault I’m upset.” You replied trying to get your point through. It isn’t her fault

[st4rducki]

So I skipped the other tubvods and watched the date one and I think everyone needs there:

"Can only write" and "Can't read for shi"

Mini rant(*￣∇￣)ノ:

I felt so much second-hand embarrassment from tubbos flirting- he was so awkward, like I wanted to strangle him or tell him to just stop-(/lh) like he was okay in sum but someone please tell him which mc pick up lines are good for the situation or just to not (Ф_Ф). Ngl Fred was good with flirting, bc like it was sweet little compliments. Also, both of them trying not to get nervous, just ○|￣|＿. It was all so super sweet, and I love both of them and the little date, but tubbo p l e a s e.

AND THEN EVERYONE JUST THERE WATXHING THEM AND HOW AWKARD BOTH OF THEM WAS JUST SJSVOAGWOQKQHWISGSISJ AND NONE OF THEM WERE BEING DESCRET ABT IT TOO- o|-<

I also loved that sunny kept on asking, "Is he my new pa now?" It's just so girlboss of her. She knows what she wants and what she wants for her pa, and it's just awesome

(I still need to watch the old vods and new ones H E L P)

[i-cannot-spell-chaos]

Pt 2 hatred in waves

( It's finished~

You weren't supposed to exist anymore. However Eywa had other plans. You were brought back a week after the recom accident in the forest. Instead of being sent with the other recom team led by quatric. You will be going on a solo mission so the far islands

You will also be accompied by a child that can speak na'vi. He calls himself Spider and he hated your guts when he first met you. Spider went on telling stories on how you're such a bad person. You don't know what this kid had experienced but he looked like...mind my language but he looked like dog shit when given to you. You gave this kid a needed bath and redid his hair and blue makeup.

It got worse on the boat with the two of you alone. This kid reminded you of a street dog. Instead of following you like some of them do this kid bit you many times when you tried to give him food. They didn't find an island till a week later. At that both you and Spider were tired.

AT one point you threw a ball at the wall and it hit your face. Spider laughed until it hit his face as well. The both of you just stared at each other until your let out a rubble of laughter. You haven't laughed in so long it hurt your stomach.

The next day you went to a nearby island the feeling of solid land beneath your shoes felt great. You brought no weapons on you except for Spider. With his bites he might as well count. The chief of the tribe seemed scared of you. Spider looked at you worried hearing what the chief was saying. The others got here before you and burned their homes. You looked at what was once their home and felt rage in yourself.

You thanked the tribe and gave them supplies you had left over and left the island. Spider's eyes looked at you concerned your eyebrows which have not relaxed since the news. "I'm going to kill Jake sully and the fucking Colonel..." You whispered under you breath.

Cutting to Jake sully and his family they had recently got word of a Na'vi father and his human kid searching for him and helping some tribes. Jake was confused at first who could be searching for him with a human kid?

Going back to you Spider wouldn't let you go. Spider had started a fight when you tried to teach him how to tye a not. He yelled at you saying it was so better being with the na'vi then with you. So you said "well were about to pass by a tribe why not be dropped off and find you own way home hm?" Instant regret filled you when you saw the child charge towards you.

DO you know how frightening that is? You can't even escape the boy! You jumped on a table but he had a hold on your leg. "Family doesn't leave each other were sticking beside each other till the end" He said hugging your leg.

It's been 7 hours he hasn't let go it was very awkard using the bathroom with one leg outside the door. Spider let you go after agreeing to be his new dad. It was a forced agreement.

However now the two of you are in a different situation. You found Jake sully or well his kids found you after finding Spider. Jake didn't recognize you at first but Neytiri did. Neytiri seemed to be on edge at the sight of you. You were taller than her now looked younger as well. It seemed to be impossible but she did kill that Colonel douche twice two days ago. Maybe this was a gift back to her for killing him.

Jake's face was of most absolute shock when he recognized you. The parents had to explain your story multiple times. That was mainly due to them falling asleep.

There was one thing you wished you remebered...The weeks before your death was not recorded so those memories of you past didn't transfer. You are not aware of how they treated you and captured you those years ago. But they are...

You better bet they are gaslighting you into staying. Even Got Spider and the other kids on it. Spider is telling you to stay and to settle with them. You just want to go back to your cabin and hang out with Spider may throw a ball with him or something?

One morning you woke up before everyone and swam past the reef near your boat. It was calming until you discovered the remains of a boat... Corpse after corpse trapped in the boat. Dread filled your stomach when you saw a familiar arrow in one of their chests.

You emerged from the water and hurried to your boat. You slipped on the board heading towards the main control. You heard steps above you. Somebody was at the front of your ship. "He must be here we can't let him leave us like last time.."

huh? you had to do a double take these parents which you didn't even know that well are trying to keep you from leaving. You got up slowly hiding behind some boxes that held some nets. You saw Jake and Neytiri go near to where you were. Jake almost slipped on the trail of water that was left. Neytiri held and arm to help him catch his balance.

How did they find you anyway? You were well pass the reef swiming!

Neytiri seemed to scan the boat not seeing you luckily. "He must still be in the water we need to look before he's to far!" Jake yelled running out neytiri followed shortly. She looked dissapointed that you weren't there.

You needed to get spider and run for it.

You emerged from you hiding place but it was to late for you to realize they brought the kids to search. Spider saw you and even before you could stop him from saying anything he smiled...he smiled in this way that unnerved you. "They said we can be an actual family...isn't this great dad?"

He spoke while walking towards you with wide arms waiting for you to hug him. You did that to him once after he caught a fish. He avoided you at that point. Spider remembered this...You froze as he now hugged you with a smile.

Jake and Neytiri came back seeing you being hugged by Spider. "See now this isn't bad is it?" Jake said joining the hug. Neytiri didn't react the same way. She grabbed your hair and looked you in the eye. "You like this boat to much we will all stay in this boat with you"

Sully's stick together

Now you apart of this sickly family forever

[andiftheycare]

Many moons ago - when my brain started rotting on jjk, circa October - I started a stsg I never finished. It was an AU where Getou left to be part of the Conservative Party, and Gojo ended up as an overpaid, overworked lecturer in Physics with too many researches on his hands for his own good. Anyhow, I keep finding small bits of it around my house - in notebooks and post-its and my phone - and I’m unsure where the below fits in the story, but now it fits in my tumblr.

“I mean, they seemed so deeply, inappropriately, weirdly solid” Megumi carries on, like his parents were getting a divorce and it’s just unfair to him because now he’ll have to spend one week at one house and another week at another house and his school events were going to be all awkard as hell. As if Gojo didn’t make his personal mission to make all his school events a traumatic experience since Megumi was 12 because, according to him, it build character.

“Sure, he’s an horrible, terrifying person who has only excerberated the inequity in our country, but —- Gojo’s also a horrible, insufferable man, so they’re truly matched”

Itadori stays silent for a while; Nobara looks at them saying “This is highly inappropriate, Megumi”

And at that Itadori looks at him with sympathy; but also with some pity “Don’t go talking about Geto-san that way. I’m sure Gojo sees something in him” but even then, he says the last part as if he can’t phantom what that something might be, which makes the whole situation even more wrong.

Megumi squints “Name one of his qualities”

“I don’t know him.”

“Incredible hair,” Nobara chirps in, then blinks at their faces “What? I have eyes”

“Besides,” Itadori eyes her “Would you like it if someone talked about me that way?” he stops “Like, talked about someone you’re close to in that way.”

“We’re not close.” Then “We’re also not dating, Itadori.” Comes quickly, in sequence, out of Megumi’s mouth.

Nobara grins. He ignores her.

“I wouldn’t like it anyway” Itadori has some edge in his words. This is where Nobara takes out her phone, because like hell she’s getting dragged in their quarrel.

[skellymom]

"Vagabonds" Chapter 4 "Meet The Fam"

Ongoing fanfic Hunter x Reader/Fem Reader/OC

Hunter meets a smuggler Nomaadi Star Woman with a powerful force sensitive teen who changes the trajectory of CF-99's lives...as they ALL try to escape from The Empire together.

Chapter 3:

https://www.tumblr.com/skellymom/729052697841582080/hunter-x-ocfem-reader-ongoing-series?source=share

ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰɪᴄ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴꜱ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ 18+ ᴅɴɪ

Word Count: 2K

Background: Hiding evidence, meet the fam Bad Batch Version, and Hunter made an "oopsie"!

Warning: Crying, fear, mention of sex, Hunter fluff/angst.

(Credit: Cool moving star dividers by @4ngelic-wh1spers )

"Meet the Fam"

Later that morning Hunter and Mad discreetly left The Oasis. They made sure it was neat as a pin, especially the firepit. Everything was as they left it minus a certain settee. Hunter carried a trash bag of ashes down to the street and dumped it under the rest of the bags awaiting pickup. 

Hunter turned to Mad. They regarded each other for a moment. This was the awkward part. What do you do now after spending intimate time together? Go to breakfast? Take a break and go separate ways? Are they done? Or do they plan on seeing each other again? 

Hunter had no idea what to do next. His relationships tended to end after the night was over. He was a specialized Republic Commando then and constantly shipped out. Too busy to have anything even remotely steady. Usually, he was the fun lay between the sheets, and nothing more.  

Mad was used to guys just giving a lame excuse and disappearing. Very occasionally she would touch base again with someone who didn’t mind her Nomaadi status, genuinely liked to keep up, or hadn’t disappeared or died yet. A very small pool of people. She didn’t want to speak first. Purposely keeping silent to see exactly where Hunter stood in this situation.  

Brown eyes searching green ones. 

“I...uh...don’t know how to say this...” he struggled with the words. 

“Yeah?” Mad nodded waiting for more. 

Hunter cleared his throat, “Well, I...uh...” Fidgeting. 

Mad shifted her weight and grimaced. Maker, this was painful watching him board the Struggle Bus. All his sexy bravado evaporated since leaving The Oasis. 

 “Listen, if It’s that difficult, just go. I won’t fault you for not having the words to say goodbye. It was fun while it lasted, Hunky.” Mad smiled and turned to leave. 

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!” Hunter blurted out. He looked horrified to have said that. He said the quiet part out loud. “Just...don’t go. Please.” 

Mad turned back around shocked. This was new. A strong, rugged man just coming out and proclaiming he didn’t know. The loud outward show of vulnerability...touching, endearing...and sexy. 

“No actual relationship experience, huh?” Mad’s face softened. “So, just you, your siblings, and work twenty-four-seven. For real???” 

“No. And yes.” 

“Sounds like the last guy I got really close to...approximately 15 years ago.” 

“Love’s Father?” 

“Yep. Didn’t know I had such a specific type.” Mad quipped sarcastically. 

Awkard silence. 

“Walk me to my ship. You can meet the rest of my family. That ok?” 

Hunter smiled warmly, “Perfect. But only on one condition.” 

“Oh???” 

“I can hold your hand all the way there.” 

Mad blushed, “Why not? You got to hold everything else.” She smirked and winked at Hunter. 

He chuckled with that wonderful low smoky tone that hit her ear just the right way. 

Mad walked back up to Hunter and offered her hand. He took it and intertwined her fingers with his. His hand was warm, strong, callused, his grip secure, yet gentle. Mad gave his hand an affectionate squeeze. A tingle shot up their arms again. Small, surprising, only enough to make goose bumps. 

“Mmmm...” Hunter purred. 

“How? What is it with you???” 

“What is it with us?” 

“Gift of the Force, maybe?” 

“What’s that?” 

“A Nomaadi expression. I’ll explain on the way to my ship.” 

“There she is. The Dread Beldame!” Proclaimed Mad 

Hunter took in Mad’s home. The ship was three times larger than the Marauder. It made sense, as she and Love lived on it all the time and constantly moved cargo. Certainly, it was going to be more comfortable than the cramped space the five of them had to share. The ‘Dame looked a bit on the old and shabby side, but clean and well kept. Mad and Love were constantly working on it.  

“Tell me about the meaning of her name.” 

“Well, it’s an old ship. Ships are usually referred to as female. She’s an old lady. A Dame if you're generous. Or, if you’re superstitious, a Beldame Witch. She may be old, but dreaded and comes with a veiled threat. We retrofitted her with some upgrades, and that includes weapons. Kinda like don’t fuck with this old lady, boys!” Mad laughed. “She’s the old gramma that houses and takes care of us.” 

“I like it.” 

“What’s the name of your ship?” 

“The Havoc Marauder. We go from place to place ‘plundering’...ahem...running jobs...and bringing mayhem. We don’t try to bring it...mayhem just seems to follow us. Plus, it sounds badass.” Hunter chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck. 

“Yeah...I totally get that.” The clusterfuck on Coruscant flashed into Mad’s mind. STILL thanking the Force that they escaped with Sil in tow. 

As Mad and Hunter entered the ‘Dame, they noticed it was a literal disaster area.  Mantell mix and fizzy drink cans littered the ship.  Aside from the mess, Hunter noticed the ship was ornately decorated.  Exotic tapestries, fabric curtains, and vibrant coverlets adorned the bunks.  The walls of the ‘Dame were painted with colorful images of flowers, plants, animals, the elements, symbols, eyes, handprints and so much more.  They wove around the ship, even covering the ceiling, like a pictograph story.  While the Havoc Marauder was utilitarian grey steel and flickering screens and buttons, the Dread Beldame was an explosion of texture, color, even smells.  Hunter’s nose picked up the familiar scent of Mad’s perfume, coming from a clear glass jar nesting on a bin of personal items.  It was empty save for a thin residue coating the glass.  Underneath that odor was the smell of incense, and past meals that had been cooked in the galley kitchen.  Hunter also smelled a small animal that must have lived with them, although he couldn’t account for its whereabouts. 

Mad heard a loud snoring coming from the bay.  A very large bald man was laying on his side asleep on the floor drooling.  A Tooka doll clutched in his arms.  Nearby, on the bunk above, was Love and a blond child asleep, limbs sprawled out and hanging over the edge.  Pieces of Mantell Mix stuck in their hair.  Sil on the lower bunk lying face down and sleeping the sleep of the dead. 

“WHAT THE KRIFF IS GOING ON IN MY SHIP!  DANK FERRIK, LOVE, SIL, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!!! 

Sil bolts awake and slams his head on the upper bunk.  Love startles awake, jostling the blond child who yawns and stretches. 

Hunter firmly nudges Wrecker with his foot to wake him, “What are you and Omega doing here?” 

Wrecker snorts awake, sits up, “Oh...Hunter.  Met a new friend!  How did ya know we were here???”  Scratches his head, wiping slobber from his chin. 

Mad looks from Wrecker and Omega, to Hunter, “You know them?”  

Omega is now awake, sees Hunter and is instantly excited.  Jumping off the bunk, she immediately runs up and hugs him.  “This is Love and Sil.  Wrecker and I met them at the Mantell Mix stand.  They needed help fixing the shield on their ship.  We radioed Tech and all met at the Beldame. We watched holos while Tech worked on the ship.”  She seemed so pleased with herself. 

“I see you all FINALLY decided to awaken.”  Everyone turns to look and sees Tech standing at the entrance of the Beldame.  He’s holding a tray of caf cups and a large bag of food.  “Hunter, good of you to EVENTUALLY make an appearance.  I have been messaging you REPEATEDLY since last night.” 

Hunter looks down at his comm... he turned it off to have private time with Mad.  Several messages lit up in queue left unanswered.  Looks up at Tech with a guilty expression...to be met with a pair of annoyed spectacled eyes.   

“HELLO!  Names please!!!”  Mad throws up her arms, exasperated that NOBODY was answering her questions! 

“Mad... meet my family.  Big guy on the floor is Wrecker, this is Omega”, Hunter grabs Omega by her shoulders and spins her around to face Mad.  “The sassy one with the takeout is Tech.”  Hunter clearly looks embarrassed and off guard. 

“Oh...HELLO!” Wrecker is finally aware Mad was standing there. 

“Good morning...?  Nice to meet you...?”  Tech politely starts his greeting, then looks at Hunter with frustration.  Clearly Hunter is overwhelmed with the situation and doesn’t catch the cue to introduce Mad. 

“I’m Maadienne, but prefer to be called Mad” she nods to Tech and Wrecker.  They both nod back respectfully. 

Mad sighs and turns to Hunter, then motions to the teen now picking Mantell Mix out of their black spiky pixy cut and eating it, “This is Love.  My rando chaotic kiddo.”  The skinny teen with the port wine stain resembling a heart over one eye and bi colored irises smiles sheepishly and waves.  

She nods across the ship, “That’s Sil.  He’s Mads Couzin and my Nephew.” 

“Hi” rubbing his aching head.  Sil’s curly black shoulder length locks are sticking out all over the place.  Hunter stares for a moment at the teen and notices he shares Sil’s skin tone and hair color.  Sil slightly resembled Hunter when he was Sil’s age.   

Mad scans the ship, someone is missing... 

“Where’s Tiggy???” 

Everyone is silent for a beat and looks around at each other cluelessly. 

“Nobody was keeping an eye on the destructive poop factory?”  

Love is still calmly chewing on the Mantell Mix, Sil and Omega looked uncomfortably embarrassed, Wrecker scratches his head again, Hunter clearly has no idea what is going on... 

“The canine neonate has eliminated this morning.  She potty trained quickly and gives clear cues when she must move her bowels or urinate.  Tiggy was fed exactly at 8am this morning and is now sleeping somewhere peacefully on your ship.” 

All heads whip around to Tech. 

“Everyone, PLEASE help yourself to Caf and Breakfast Biscuits” as he sets them down, a flurry of hungry hands tear into the food.  “Mad, I attempted to repair your shield generator last night.  Unfortunately, it must be replaced.  The model is...rather antiquated. Echo has located a vintage parts dealer on the other side of Ord Mantell.  We think a suitable replacement can be found there.” 

Mad is taken aback by Tech’s words and the scene in front of her: Wrecker, Omega, Sil, and Love are all sitting together on the floor or up on bunks eating and chatting like they had known each other for forever.  Hunter, sipping caf is listening intently to his brother Tech explain how he and their OTHER brother Echo are trying to fix the ‘Dame’s shield.  She hardly ever encounters strangers (other than children) that just casually try to help without strings attached.  This is something she sees her allies among The Star People doing all the time.  It’s refreshing to see non-Nomaadi extend a helping hand... 

...but something keeps bothering her.  She can’t place it right away.  It’s elusive.  Mad scans the room, back and forth between the faces of the new acquaintances she just met... 

Tech is still info dumping. 

Wrecker is eating like he’s been starved for a week. 

Hunter is half listening to Tech, nodding, picked up a cup of caf from the tray. 

Something...it’s just at the tip of her brain... 

...her eyes flit continually between the brothers.  Tech, Wrecker, Hunter...Tech, Wrecker, Hunter...something familiar...Tech, Wrecker, Hunter...Mad’s struggling to make sense of something...a niggling feeling taking shape in her gut...Tech, Wrecker, Hunter... 

“Love?” Mad reaches out with The Force. 

...HOLY MAKER...it finally hits her...she didn’t see it with Hunter until now...but Tech and Wrecker’s faces...certain notes in their voices...THEY ARE CLONES! 

She stands still and tries not to convey any fear.  Are they safe with Hunter and his brothers?  They don’t dress like clones in service to the Empire.  Would they try to kill Love if they found out about their Force sensitivity?  They seem so friendly...but Mad is concerned this could change in an instant. 

“LOVE!  Hunter, Wrecker, and Tech are...CLONES!!!  I don’t know about Omega...” 

Love looks up as nonchalantly as possible to meet Mads eyes.  She can see veiled fear in Love’s expression.  

Love reaches out with The Force to Sil, “Couz...Wrecker, Tech, and Hunter are clones!”  

Sil, lacking Force ability and incapable of answering back nonverbally, froze staring back into Mad’s eyes. 

The hair on the back of Mads neck stands on end as she sees a change in Sil and Love’s expression.  Mad glances over to Hunter to see him staring a hole through her, caf raised just short of a sip.  She can’t read his expression.  Tech, totally oblivious continues to talk.  Wrecker’s attention span is lost in his breakfast.  Omega chewing on her biscuit notices Sil’s expression and shoots a look at Hunter. 

Hunter sensed something brewing with Mad, then smelled fear suddenly coming off her.  Then he picks up on Love’s fear and Sil’s body language.  THEY KNOW, he thinks and suddenly regrets not being more honest back at Cid’s.  He opens his mouth...” Mad...” 

Mad immediately reaches for her holstered blaster...

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[coconutnutmilk]

Trust

Do not worry this is not incest, i hate incest, these two siblings do not and will never ever think of the other like a lover, the only love in here is in a sibling's way

With that being said...

Sob

-...w-why...where are you taking me?-

No response

-where have you been for all these years...?-

Just the sound of the waves crushing on the boat

-what happened?-

Growing more and more desperate

Until he cried

-please...just talk to me...-

Thats when his eyes finally lifted to meet his crying brother's one, but just like before his mouth made no sound

The wind wasnt blowing, yet the sail was stretched, moving the boat forward

-...you disappeared for thirteen years...and now you want me to come with you...-

But his brother remained tense, dark and silent

His eyes didnt reflect a fraction of any emotion, just wide and darkened

Stiff as stone sitted with his back on the wood, not even bothered by the dark blue and golden armor that covered him

-...Callias...?- he tried one last time, this time trying to put himself sit failing once again

-...Callias please...are you listening?-

And finally...he sighed

A deep, annoyed sigh, the same one he gave when Lian wouldnt go to bed back at the Orphanage

Lifting his head, looking coldly at his brother

His little brother, human and pure, small and frail just like a child...

The metallic sound reverbered through his ears, wanting to back away and feeling disgusted with himself for fearing his brother, the same one that raised him, that gave him the good night kiss, that brang him toys from the city

...

He wasnt a bad guy, he wasnt a monster, the city had just looked at him wrong

Or at least he wanted, oh so badly wanted, to believe as a hand slightly bigger than his skull slowly reached for him, for his laid figure, the straied and tied figure... And gently caressed him, wiping a tear away and petting his head

-...why am i tied...?- he sobbed, shivering

...

-...its ok...-

His voice was just as remembered, deep and severe even when spitting nice words.

-...where are we going...?

...where are you taking me...?- trying to ignore the massive fingers pulling his hair back to clean his vision

-...youll be fine...its all you need to know...-

Exhasperating even more his little brother, sobbing and crying loudly now that he didnt have the strenght to cover them anymore

And they remained like that for a while, the giant caressed his gently while the human cried, missing his home, his friends and hoping he would see them once again

But as the river opened to a large lake, both of them could see the snowy village, no, city

A white and golden palace stood on the mountains, high, towering over the many roads and houses all scattered around the bottom

If it wasnt for the situation, both the human and the giant would have gasped, but the brother didnt even bother to turn to look at the town, fixated on his smaller brother that even of just for a little, stopped crying to admire the white valley

All around the mountains made a natural wall, the only entrance being the river that came from one of the coldest seas, the White sea

-we're here...- he looked at his brother that raised his chin

-...where...?-

Turning around, pointing at the highest palace and looking back at him

-There...

Dont call me by name, or brother...-

Sitting heavily as if tired, on the wood, hitting the short wall with a thud before once again sighing

.

.

.

Silence came again

An awkard one, shattered only by the sound of the water and the boat moving towards the port

-...

why the armor...?- this time with much less tremblig voice, an attept to calm himself by starting a conversation that just, at least, made sense to him

But his brother's attention was on the ground, thinking of something else and even tho he heard him loud and clear it took him at least few seconds before realizing what he was asked

Looking at himself with a raised brow before sighing

-...i...i forgot i had it...on...- with a tired look on his face, more relaxed than before

Even with trembling limbs, a heartrate much higher than normal and drying tears on his cheeks, Lian snorted

-...you've still got problems with your senses...?-

It was true

Even tho Callias was, from his look, a skilled warrior and hand to hand fighter, he was born with a small weakness, that is the one that pushed him to sharpen all his other senses

That is also why, contrasting his cold blood-thirsty like look, Callias enjoyed touch

He could feel touch, but his brain alerted him of it only when he already aknowledged he was being touched, resulting in him not noticing things such as someone holding his arm, being pinched or (just like now) forgetting that he was wearing a heavy, metal armor

He nodded, a slow nod

But even that small talk between the two didnt help in the end

The town got closer, and the human really felt like running away once set foot on the ground

-...i-i...- he choked on his words, sounding on the verge of crying as he finally made his brother turn to look at him

Gulp

How could he run anyway?

He let out a shaking breath before looking up only to see his brother's pinning stare and his hand reaching for his shoulder

Seeing the town get closer and closer, his brother waited for him to talk

But whatever words he had inside were now a fade as he looked up, shivered and lowered his eyes again

-what is it...?- his brother's voice, slightly worried unlike his gaze that remained ice cold and unfazed

Not really wanting, feeling, like insisting again and again until he lost his voice

-...i-its cold...- he said, and it was

His brother stared at him before relaxing his shoulders

-...im sorry...i forget how cold it is here...-

As his hand reached for the small storing space where food and blankets were folded in, taking out a soft cotton blanket

Lian felt the same hand that caressed from his hair to his back, grab his arm to pull him up and force him to sit right next to his brother, his now four meters tall...sibling, before feeling the large blanket wrap around him and a warm hand place on his shoulder, keeping him close to the giant

It was only luck that prevented the brother from seeing the smaller one's lip shiver, containing a whine and a sob as he bobbed his head down and tried not to push away from the only family he had now, the same he was scare-

He would have felt if it wasnt for the bulk that held him

Thud

They were right there, land

Snowy, inhabitated by giants, murderous beast-like creatures he could only study with books, and before he found his brother again, found him being much bigger than any human would, with pitch black horns and scars all over his face and hands, children stories

The same one that giant used to tell him to make him go asleep

go to bed or a giant will come and eat your fingers

Lost in his memories, he hasnt noticed his brother get up and wait for him to follow

And even less, the pea- giants looking at his brother, bow and talk to him with stars in their eyes

-hey...get up- calling him, losing every hinch of warmth he had before, making his little brother snap from his thoughts, and get up, bringing the blanket with him

The town was much different from close, even if cold and white, it was lively and full of giants roaming in the markets and bars

There were humans too, just like in the stories

Humans...

Lian followed his brother, doing as said by not calling him, stepping on the snow and listening to it crunch while following the clanks of the armor of his brother

His armor, now that he had noticed, was the same model or at least very similar, of the other giants that seemed to be guards around the town, if not for the color

Giant soldiers that bowed slightly before walking past him

But Callias didnt seem to care about them, he walked on the side of the road past countless of admirors that spoke both about him and about Lian

"has master Callias bought a slave?" "Its the first time i see Sir De Nova interested in humans" "yet he returned all the gifted slaves, guess he was a picky one"

A slave...so thats what humans are here

Lian couldnt help but look down, where has his brother taken him? Why?

But as he walked wothout looking, he stumbled right against he subject of the many murmurs

-wha-...?-

He could tell his brother glanced at him before turning to talk with the one that stopped him

Not a cold glance, nor an angered one or a worried one

His brother seemed to be talking with a fine looking giant, one with a white armor, an enormous sword on the back and the smile of the priest of his orphanage

-aah! Sir Callias, ots always a pleasure to see you-

Shaking hands, Callias looked at him once again with no other face than the default emotion-less one, his usual dark and severe look that made everyone think he was contemplating murder

-hey...uhm...Rhune?-

...

The giant in white couldnt help but laugh, loudly and holding himself for whole seconds before wiping a tear and looking up at the Sir

-ahah...ha...i...im Kehold Varsaha...we...we have spent the whole trip to Homaya together...two weeks...haha...

General of the third stack of the East...haha-

He was clearly offended and trying to mask it

But Cassian remained un-moved, just staring at the General with the gaze a child gives to homework

-pleasure to be meeting you again Sir Kehold Vasaha...

I do apologize but i find myself in a rush right now- it sounded weird

His brother wasnt usually so formal, he was a real prick back when he was young

Lian looked up at the two trying not to be seen by the one in the front, peeking from his brother's side and hoping the giant would just go away

But as his brother spoke to the general, this one didnt seem to listen, widening his smile and frowning in an embarassed manner

-Sir, there's no need for such formalities, especially from you

I heard many of your stories and say with my own eyes what you can do with only a wooden training sword- bowing slightly

So his brother was quite the piece hm..?

Between the snow and the looks of the giants, Lian couldnt help but start feeling suffocated, pulling his hands as the rope seemed tighter, breathing heavily as air started to lack

Slowly, the voices of his brother and his admiror started to become a background effect, a fuzzy, confused sound, and the crunching snow under the feets of the giants that walked past became loud

Out of instinct, he couldnt help but take his hands out the blanked that clinged on his shoulders, and find balance by holding himself on the cape of his brother, that only when the general pointed out about Lian he noticed, and the voices became even fuzzier

Hey....it? Is...ok?

And he couldnt breath anymore

The last thing he remembered was his brother kneeling to him, holding him up with hands that could crush his skull, calling his name before taking him in his arms and walking away, pushing the general away

Where was he taking hin again? This was the secind time he fainted in the presence of his brother, and the first one resulted in him waking up on a boat with a giant version of his sibling and tied hands

He better explain him whats happening next time he wakes up

[zwolfgames]

|Mistakes|Platonic Yandere Alastor x fem!reader

Requested: /

Warnings: Alastor, condescending behavior (thats it for part 1)

Parts: Part 1 (you are here) , Part 2 , Part 3

(Takes place before the Hazbin hotel and before Alastors dissapearance. + You have jellyfish features cuz demons have those extra animal things idk.)

(3rd person POV)

Here you were, Y/N L/N. Or well, thats what your mortal name had been.

After twenty harsh years in hell you had just stuck with only Y/N. Died at twenty four, how sad.

Tough thats not your problem at the moment, the real problem is your current situation.

Extermination day.

It had started half an hour ago.. Angels poured from the skies like dark birds, bad omens. Angels of death.

Angelic blasts and weapons rained down upon your neighbourhood. The appartement you had worked so hard for to get was in ruins. Your ceiling had fallen down and blocked you into your windowless kitchen...

Your whole appartment must be destroyed... Just you and your kitchen... If you were lucky, the angels wouldn't search for any sinners here...

And maybe... your unexpected guest would be of aid if they did.

You hadn't dare speak to him.

Alastor... Radio Demon. An overlord.

The red, deer-like demon had shown up in your kitchen when the ceiling crashed down... Why? You didn't dare ask.

Surely he could do some wicked magic nonsese to get out, unlike you and your absolute lack of impressive powers.

Maybe he just tought this would be a good hidey hole. Or he saw you as his next prey... One's clearly nicer then the other.

The tall overlord simply hums in his radio accented tone. Looking at his sharp fingers with that same grin on his face.

It hadn't changed since he came in here. Just kept on smiling.

"Lovely day today, wouldn't you say?"

He spoke... The overlord spoke to you! Shit- now what? Smile and wave! Fall over and die!

"Couldn't be better..." You sigh in clear sarcasm. You don't know what compelled you to play jokes with mister 'could kill you in a snap'. But perhaps you felt doomed enough to just go for it.

Alastor chuckled rather charmingly. Still smiling. His sharp yellow teeth looked... scary, to say the least.

"My my, what positivity. You must be a wonderfull sinner." Alastor grins and looks down at your seated form.

You were simply sitting on the kitchen floor, knees to your chest as you leaned against the wall.

You hum in acknowladgement.

Alastor had eyed your features... You weren't the most common animal he'd seen a sinner be manifested as.

Sure everyone had their human like parts... but.. jellyfish? He's never seen a jellyfish sinner before.

A big, seetrough cap on your head, like that of a jellyfish. It must be attached to your head... Long glossy tendrils hang from it. Practically coating you in a protective curtain.

Alastor wonders if you sting...

"I like your cap. You look more serene then most sinners." Alastor atempts at conversation once more.

"Thanks... I like your horns." You reply, albeit a lot more awkard then he was. Cmon, you can't blame yourself. Overlords are scary!

Alastor keeps smiling. Atleast you were polite enough to compliment back. Your awkardness was amusing.

The clear struggle for survival was evident in your eyes. He liked the look. What? He's a sadistic killer.

"Whats your name, jellyfish girl?" Alastor asked, maybe in a little bit of a belitteling manner... but he was showing intrest. Who's he kidding, he's just bored and he'd rather chat with this sinner then face angels outside.

"Name's Y/N. You- I mean.. I know you- sorry." You retsrain from hitting yourself multiple times.

Alastor chuckles again. Oh how fun, you're getting so nervous just from his presence. Better then the usual fear or fawning tough... he can work with this.

"Alastor, dear. How about some bevarages as we wait out this extermination? Mhh? Im sure your little kitchen has something." Alastor suggests. Oh- hanging out with the Radio demon on extermination day, yea sure, why not?

"Oh.. sure.. I've got... water and fruit juice..." You trail of solemly at your.. clear lack of good options.

"Why, no alchohol, dear? You're a rare creature." Alastor hums in amusement as he takes in your sad fridge. Money came slowly when you were in hell! Okay?! You're not into any shady buisiness... so.

"So thats a no to drinks...?" You ask awkardly.

"I'll take water." Alastor answers.

You nod and serve him a glass of water. Atleast your fridge still works, so it's cold.

Alastor gently takes the glass and takes a sip. He sits down next to you on the floor. Albeit at a respectfull distance. Maybe cuz he just doesn't like being close... or he wants you to feel safe. Wich, good try but you don't.

"So, Y/N. Those tendrils of yours. Do they sting?" Alastor asks with a broad smile.

"Yup. From what i've seen, really badly." You nod, getting just a tad bit more comfrotable now since you two were just talking about random things.

Alastor raised a brow, and he does the dumbest thing you have ever witnessed... wich seemed highly unlikely of an overlord.

He grabbed a tendril... What is this dude thinking?!

You saw the signature 'zap' sparkle trough the overlord. His hair fizzed up and he was out like a light.

Did he take your defences as a challange or something? What now? You've accidently killed lower sinners with your sting but... an overlord would be fine... right?

He's just.. sleepy...

You sigh and lay him down properly on the floor and try to find something to cushion his head with... Not a lot of good options in your kitchen... a bunch of towels it is then!

You managed to make the unconcious Radio Demon atleast a little comfy.

You awkardly try to get his hair flat again so he wouldn't... remember, maybe?

You were mid stroke when Alastors red eyes shot open. You flinch back immeadiatly as he gets up.

Tough instead of striking you, he laughs.

"A dangerous little thing you are, mhh?" Alastor chuckles and observes you.

"I suppose so.. sorry." You rub your neck, hoping he wouldn't oblivirate you for... well him touching your tendrils. It's defenitly his own fault, but that doesn't work like that with overlords.

"Don't be sorry dear. I should have believed you. Is that the full extent of your powers?" Alastor muses and looks at you closer.

Atleast you knew that if he were to physically try and attack you, he'd just get zapped like everyone else, good to know.

"I.. think so. It's like a protective little shield.." You answer with a nod. Alastor seems amused by the way that action makes your jellyfish cap bobble along.

"I can see that... don't like being touched, do you, dear?" Alastor asks with a toothy grin. You nod again.

"May I know why?" Alastor follows up.

"..No." You decide.

Alastor let's out a dramatic gasp.

"Oh deer, such attitude." He smirks and looks upon your messed up kitchen.

Deer puns... wow...

Oh a little mystery. How fun. You deem to be quite amusing.

Alastor keeps staring at you. It's making you feel a bit intimidated.

"... Music?" You suggest quietly. Looking up at him carefully. Holding out an earbud.

"From this... thing?" Alastor narrowed his red eyes.

You nod. "It's an earbud. Connected to my phone... my whole living room is in shambles so... no other means of music.. listening?" Your words were getting messed up as you were set under this demons scruntionizing gaze.

"Fine.." Alastor sighs in distaste. You notice you've messed up so your music choice had to be top notch!

He's from 19... 20? Something? Old. He's an old guy... old music... What does your downloaded list have to offer.

Frank Sinatra...

Who doesn't love that guy! Best guess. All or nothing.

As Alastor tries his best to put an earbud in his strange deer ears, you play the music.

It takes a couple seconds but the deer demon seems... content. A little sparkle in his eyes!

Yes, you guessed right! Take that, anxiety!

First mistake: Sharing good music.

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I really like splitting one shots into parts on here and then just upload just one whole thing on Wattpad, its just so cool to see feedback.

[okimargarvez]

Penelope & her men

I think is interesting to consider all the men Penelope dated regardive to garvez situation.

Shane Wyeth

It's the first ex-boyfriend of Penelope we meet. He appears only in 9x12. Shane is her tech mentor, a hacker. He still clearly has feelings for her; he is jealous of her relationship with Morgan. Penelope got herself captured by BAU, to run away from him and ending their relationship. Their vision of life was too different.

Kevin Lynch

He is the second boyfriend of Garcia we meet. Their relationship was long but also complicated, they broken up more than once. He worked (we have no clue to understand what he is doing now) for BAU as technical analyst. He was jealous when she met other men, even if he was involved with another woman.

Sam

He is the third boyfriend of Garcia we meet. We know almost nothing about him, except that they have a past, and they started a relationship that lasted some years. We don't know exactly when they broken up, and the reason either. They have a common passion for music instruments.

Luke Alvez

He is a SSA at the BAU. He asked Penelope out at her farewell party. She accepted, but the date, also for the pandemic situation, didn't go as expected. It was awkard and Penelope took the opportunity to step back. She admitted that there was something between them, but "not like that". He never stopped to have feelings for her.

Tyler Green

He is the brother of a victim. He has tech skills and used it to infiltrate in Sicarius network to catch his sister killer, then sent info to Penelope, forcing her to come back at BAU. At the first they seemed to hate each other, but it didn't last very long. They started a sort of relationship, that Penelope ended when she finally realized that it was wrong for many reasons.

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Just two of her men aren't hacker, Sam and Luke. It's probably a case, but they are also the only two that treat her well. The relationship with Sam is the only one of Pen that we can't consider wrong, toxic, etc. Sam seems a good boy, he is nice, not jealous of Kevin or Morgan. He just can't understand why she has to go to Baylor in jail. Luke has some computer skills, we can guess it in some episodes, especially in CME, but it's because he is just really smart. He is clearly in love with Penelope since the beginning, he could have forced her to realize that she feels the same for him, but never did it. It's not like him. He is also unable to get angry with her, for more than 3 seconds (see 16x9). But he did his own mistake, when he lied about Phil feelings for her (and viceversa). Should we also add Jason Clark Battle (alias James Colby Baylor) to the list? They dated, one time. Penelope considered him attractive. All of this to say that she had a type, or attracted a certain kind of man, with which she had difficult relationship, passionate but also wrong, even on her part. Like when she used her hacker techniques to not let Kevin go away, or her responsability in the story with Tyler... She admitted that the relationship with the last was wrong, right with Luke in their last scene of S16 together.

Maybe this background could be part of the reason why she seems so scared about a possible romantic story with Luke. He is so kind, so good... does she deserve someone like him? She can easily answer "yes". But then. What if they work, what if they pass from the "I'm in love with you" phase to the "I love you, deeply love you" one? What if Luke becomes her world? And then... what if all of this ends? How could she survive? So, it's better to let it go.

Obviously this is just my opinion and theory.

All my ramblings

[acuar-io]

the juno dump-crumbs-lore you uploaded…

I FEEL SOO BAD FOR HIM NOW I WANT TO SEE HIM MORE INVOLVED IN A SITUATION WITH BOTH ALPHIE N AVERY IN A ONE ROOM-

I REALLY GAVE HIM SO MUCH TRUAMA FOR WHAT? (angst ofc we love a hot angsty man duh)

THE AWKARDNESS IF THAT WERE TO EVER HAPPEN, THOUGH. I don't think it would happen though, avery and juno meeting that is. As of now, they don't have a reason to know each other or get to know each other also I dont think they'd get along. Alphie and Juno have history bc they were besties and alphie is understanding of juno but Avery would judge juno honestly speaking he would not think the best of him and dislike him right away. 💀

I just realized Alphie has never told Avery about Juno...EVER and that makes everything more fucked up 😭

[scuba-divers]

Grave Brigade: The Great Info Dump Thus Far.

Okay, so Grave Brigade- What, exactly, is it, and what am I planning to do with it?

You may have heard of Grave Brigade if you lurk around my page. It's usually in the tags of art posts I make related to Terraria [typically Terraria's enemies] or it's mentioned in the text I put in a post. Well, here's what it is, summed up and compacted into a rather large nutshell.

Grave Brigade, nutshelled. [A tl;dr]

Basically, Grave Brigade is an Alternative/Alternate Universe, or AU for short, of Terraria. Now I expect that if you've seen this post, it's likely because you're following me, so I'm going to assume you know at least a bit about Terraria. Now, why on earth do I call this an 'AU' and not just 'my interpertation of the Terraria lore' if Terraria's lore is so open? Well, you see, that's the neat thing, it isn't focused around lore change or anything. It's focused around enemies, but not just any old enemies.

Now, I know what you're probably thinking: "How can you make an AU based off of enemies??" Well, it focuses around the unique enemies, specifically the main three linked below:

Of course, there are other unique enemies that'll likely be included [Eyezor, Nymth, Tim, Rune Wizard, ect.] but these three are the main cast. Why? Well, it's just because they're my favorite enemies in the game.

My project plan for GB

So, what, exactly, am I even doing with this AU of mine? Well, it could just float around in my mind and sort of exist, but no, I'm taking it a bit further. I'm not making a comic or a written story, however; I'm planning on making this thing into a series. An animated one, to be exact. I've been building up characterization for the three I mentioned earlier for months, and since little is actually known about these guys, they're basically blank slates for headcanon characterization. Using Blender for effects, IBISpaintX for sprites backgrounds, Google Docs for scripting, Ableton Live 11 Intro [along with my mediocre composing skills] for a soundtrack, the possible help of some others and more, I'm going to attept to make a cartoon series about my versions of these wacky undead people that I'm obsessed with, infused with the worst possible mixture of headcanons, headcanon personalities and awful animation because almost everything I know about Blender was found out by fucking around while making VRchat avatars.

What's up with this series?

Grave Brigade [The Series] follows the wacky and sometimes [usually] dangerous adventures, situations and shenanigans that a trio of zombies get themselves into, and that's basiaclly all.

Who are the characters, and what are they like?

Well, putting it simply, the characters are my versions/characterized versions of the unique enemies from Terraria.

The Main Cast

The main cast is composed of my characterized versions of the three I mentioned before:

Doctor Bones, or, as everyone just calls him, Bones, an undead archeologist who unfortunatley lost all of his memories from when he was a human. The only thing that remains of his past self is his obsession with anything regarding nature, archaeology and/or history. Outgoing, energetic, uncannily physically strong and lacking common sense, this guy can easily unintentionally [or intentionally] cause trouble wherever he goes. [Yeah, I'm aware that in the canon game he's supposed to be a reference to Indiana Jones but I have always and will always disregard that fact because he's at very least 20x cooler than the original source.]

Victor [A.K.A. The Groom], an awkard guy who doesn't like talking to people he doesn't know [or even being around people he doesn't know for that matter] and would much rather wander around pouting about his afterlife choices than go on a rampage for human flesh. Obviously the husband of Angela.

Angela [A.K.A. The Bride, A.K.A. Angie]. She gets bursts of rage and pissed-offness every now and then, but she's usually pretty chill. She's always the first one to choose violence in any situation, because despite the fact that she's typically pretty chill, she always thinks it's the easiest and fastest answer [She isn't always wrong with this view, but but I'm gonna say that ~65% of the time, she is]. Obviously the wife of Victor.

Why am I putting actual effort into characterization and a series?

I just felt like I had so many ideas and concepts for these undead dorks, and I wanted to do something with them. Not a lot of people in the Terraria fandom/community even aknowledge these guy's existances, so I thought that since I'm the one big fan of these guys, I need to make something! And boom, Grave Brigade was born.

Conclusion

So basically, this freakishly long post is just to provide information on my Terraria AU. That pretty much draws a conclusion to my current plans for it, so I'm done writing.

[little-virus-sasha]

Part 2 of Fnf AU/mods ideas

Dawnfriend (BF+dawn AU)

-this happened during death toll, when dawn and BF where being swapped, GF just casually tried to yoink BF out of the situation, and accidentally made the fusion between dawn and BF -both feel extremely awkward in a fused body, but dawn feels more awkward because she lost her pokemon -both awkardness of dawn and bf doens't mach pico awkardness "my ex turned into a girl that slightly looks like the main protagonist of pokemon pearl..." -both awkardness and pico's doesn't even come close to daddy dearest awkardness "aw, fuck, note to self, don't try cursed video games on bf anymore, he's way to fucking stubborn... oh fuck now I going to have to fucking explain why I not a homophobe to people that I hire..." -gf just fucking swing with that, she's bi -dawn have trauma of bells -while BF is still the same dumbass as usual, dawn is extremely scared of the demons/nuclear bombs/angry Russians