#now fixed ahahahahahaha

[loquaciousquark]

As part of what turned yesterday into a six-hour cleanup & touch-up of my tumblr, I polished my character page (now with Inquisitors & Tavs!) & my page of my most commonly used tags. (I used this tool to generate the tag list.) Look at all those ladies! And Astarion! And one random male Hawke!

I've also added a pinned post that has most of the useful links from my sidebar, since my current theme makes those pretty inaccessible on mobile. Let me know if you see anything broken or anything that looks goofy! :D

[estellardreams]

Not Quite The Expected Outcome

(for @emthimofnight's sibling AU)

"I still don't get why we're going out like this." Void mumbled.

"Oh, come on! Can't we just have a fun day out?" Stellar said.

"I suppose..."

"I'm with her on this one. But I'm also confused because this is sorta out of the blue, honestly." Andromeda commented.

"I just thought... Maybe we could have some fun?"

"... You don't have a plan, do you?" Void said bluntly.

"Eh, haha. Nope!"

"Of course..."

"Come on! Try to have some faith in her, she's trying her best!" Polarity piped up.

"Maybe I would if she wasn't such a liability."

"Hey! It's only on the battlefield it goes that way!" Stellar said, immediately running back up to Void the moment he began to walk away.

And yet, no one seemed to notice that they were being watched...

"We all obviously know that I'm the most competent in my abilities, right?"

"Please don't start boasting now, it's not going to help matters at all." Andromeda said.

"But it's true. Also I'm the strongest by a long shot."

Stellar face palmed. "Void. Please don't bring down others to hype yourself up. Can't we all just be friends?"

"Just because we can, doesn't mean we will. The world isn't a perfect paradise, Stellar."

"I know that! I'm just trying to stay optimistic!"

"Your optimistic is grating."

"Oh ho ho! Who do we have here, hm? My fellow creations!" Eggman gloated, suddenly appearing from the shadows in his eggmobile.

"What do you want? You're interrupting our time here." Andromeda said.

"Yes yes, that's exactly the point."

"Go away or we'll force you." Void threatened.

"Ooh no! I'm so scared!" Eggman mocked before breaking out into laughter. He slammed on his eggmobile, a giant canon coming out from the inside, pointed directly at the kids.

"Badniks, attack! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed, letting the canon shoot out badniks that unraveled and began to attack.

"Wanna try a combo attack to get rid of that canon?" Polarity offered.

"Ha! It's like you read my mind!" Stellar smiled.

Polarity grabbed her, spun her around before chucking her into the air. Stellar spun as her shoes activated their blades, slamming down on the canon and cleanly searing it off. She landed swiftly on the ground, dusting herself off.

"Heh. How's that for a combo attack?"

"That. Was. AMAZING! Our first time, too!" Polarity pulled her into an excited hug.

"Okay, I get you two are having fun but can we PLEASE focus here?! We're getting swarmed!" Andromeda yelled.

"And you're not helping!" Void said.

"I just got my quills groomed! I'm not ruining them!"

"YOU CAN FIX THEM LATER, JUST HELP."

"Right. Right... On it."

"Oh no you DON'T!" Eggman suddenly fired a blast at the two, forcing them to dodge out of the way.

Stellar and Polarity immediately got out of the way too as they were being blasted at.

Polarity zoomed all over the place, weaving between the buildings and trees before coming up from behind Eggman, grabbing onto the Eggmobile and pulling himself up on it.

"Hello, rat!" the doctor sneered before blasting him with the new canon.

"POLARITY!"

Polarity hit the ground, strange white glowing ropes tied around his body.

"H-Hold on, lemme help you- AH!" Stellar was suddenly struck as well, skidding a bit as she hit the ground, now tied up as well.

"LET MY FAMILY GO RIGHT THIS INSTANT!" Andromeda screamed.

Eggman cracked a smile, whistling a little like he didn't hear her before blasting the two remaining hedgehogs again. The two kept trying to dodge as he kept blasting them.

Stellar forced herself to crawl over to Polarity, making sure he was okay. Thankfully, there didn't seem to be any injuries.

"How do we get out of these... Things?" he whispered.

"I'm not sure, but... They're strangely tiring?" Stellar whispered back.

"Yeah, I noticed that too. You don't think they're...-"

"AHA!"

The two's attention was drawn over to Andromeda, who got caught by the ropes as well. Eggman let one of his gadgets levitate her up before throwing her with Stellar and Polarity off to the side.

"Void, get dad and papa! Right now!" Stellar urged.

"No! I can handle this myself!" Void summoned more of his power, chucking his blasts towards the Eggmobile, which blasted right back at him.

"That's... Not gonna work, is it?" Polarity mumbled.

Andromeda groaned a little. "It comes down to Void and Robotnik... Who's gonna win- Oh look."

Eggman finally managed to catch Void as well. He pulled all four siblings to the front of his eggmobile, levitating them up using his gadget. He stared down at the four of them gleefully.

"Alright, let's cut to the chase. What do you want from us?" Void asked bluntly.

"Oh, that's easy: Your demise."

Polarity seemed to freeze up while Andromeda huffed.

"Of course it is..."

Suddenly, a huge canon was pointed in the faces of the four.

"Do you think our dad's have realized we've been gone for too long...? They might be worried..." Polarity whispered, leaning over to Stellar a little.

"Possibly..."

"Then, uh... Try stalling for time."

"Yes, thank you for stating the obvious plan!" Andromeda said sarcastically.

"What?! It's a good plan!" Polarity shot back.

Stellar cleared her throat. "So, if you are gonna destroy us. How exactly? Because this doesn't seem very fitting for your standards."

"So glad you asked! You see, this is my chaos exterminator! It's made to eradicate chaos energy of whomever it blasts! It's also the reason it can generate those ropes keeping you four tied up and in my grasp. Chaos energy surpression is quite powerful, after all."

"Oh goddammit." Void wanted to face palm, but his hands were tied so he couldn't. But that explained so much as to how, the more blasts were near his location, the weaker his powers began to feel.

"And your standards?" Stellar raised an eye.

"If I can't have my prized weapons, no one can. Not even my nemesis can!" Eggman declared.

"Okay, cool.

You do know it's against the law to abandon a child like that, right? And that whoever takes in that child is the legal guardian as such you are no longer a certified parent?" Andromeda remarked.

"Ooh! She got you there!" Polarity said.

"Shut it! All of you! Say your goodbyes..." he began to charge up the canon.

"HEY!"

Everyone's attention suddenly turned to... Sonic and Shadow, who had just arrived and looked... Very pissed off.

"Eggman! Stop trying this charade already and let our kids go!"

"And you better do it nicely. So put that canon down, or I'll show you how bad a canon to the face feels."

"Tch, as if you two can do any damage!" Eggman pointed his other canon towards them, hitting the launch button.

Nothing came out.

He frowned, checking it before groaning. "Did I seriously waste ALL of the power stored in here just to catch you?!"

"Tch, I would've been so close too..." Void grumbled.

"Well, no matter. Say your goodbyes, kiddos!" Eggman forced the larger canon to prepare fire in 3...

Sonic and Shadow immediately ran towards the eggmobile.

2...

The two curled up and spindashed into it.

1...

The two hedgehogs aimed for the canon next.

"Brace for it...!" Stellar said.

The canon fired, hitting the four and sending them crashing to the ground. Sonic and Shadow finally broke the canon off and sent Eggman flying out of the city.

They immediately landed and rushed towards the billow of smoke, waving it out of the way.

"Are you kids okay? Please be okay..."

The smoke finally cleared, revealing them to be just fine, albeit in a state of shock.

"Oh thank goodness!" Sonic breathed a sigh of relief.

Shadow knelt down to the four. "Are you four okay? Are you injured anywhere? We need to get you home right now."

The four stared. They blinked, stared down at themselves, then at each other.

... Whoops.

And that's the end! Yep, it's a body swap plot I came up with on a whim. For anyone wondering who's swapped with who:

Void -> Polarity Polarity -> Stellar Stellar -> Andromeda Andromeda -> Void

Or if a visual presentation is more helpful, here:

Anyway, thanks for reading! (so sorry if the characters are OOC though. That wasn't intentional and I just tried my best.)

[intheticklecloset]

The Promised Neverland Coffee Shots #1-5

A collection of The Promised Neverland Coffee Shots I've done, compiled for the sake of ease. These are all stand-alone stories.

~~~

1) Lee Norma, Ler Ray

“You really shouldn’t have done that,” Ray grumbled, shoving his hands in his pockets as he glared at Norman.

Norman smiled sweetly at him as always, shrugging. “The younger kids want to play with you so bad, Ray. Can’t you indulge them a little bit? Even one game?”

“Where’s my book, Norman?”

Norman folded his arms behind his back innocently. “I don’t know.”

“Liar.”

“Am I?” Now Norman’s tone was challenging, his blue eyes fixed on his grumpy friend with unwavering confidence. “Am I, Ray?”

Ray huffed out an irritated sigh. “Give it back.”

“I don’t have it.”

“Then where’d you put it?”

“I didn’t put it anywhere.”

“Norman.” Ray took a step closer, getting into Norman’s personal space. “Where. Is. My. Book?”

“Like I said, I don’t know.”

“That’s it!” Suddenly Ray tackled him to the ground, making Norman yelp in surprise. Ray usually fought with his mind, not with his hands, but unluckily for him he wasn’t as physically strong as either of his oldest friends, so he went down easily and succumbed just as fast when Ray’s fingers found his sides and dug in. “Tell me, or I’ll tickle it out of you!”

“Ah! Ray! Wahahahahahahait!” Norman squealed, tossing his head back and weakly pushing at his friend’s arms as giggles spilled out of him. He tried to gain leverage by digging his heels into the ground and flipping over, but Ray merely straddled him and made sure to keep him right where he was. “Ahahahahahaha! No, wahahahahahahahait! I reheheheheheheally don’t knohohohohohohow!”

“Liar.”

“I’m nohohohohohohot!” Norman cried, cheeks pink with uncontrollable mirth, squirming helplessly against the tickling onslaught. “I dohohohohohon’t hahahahahave it! I don’t know whehehehehere she put it!”

Ray stopped. “She?”

Norman realized his mistake and widened his eyes. “No, Ray—”

“So Emma has it.”

“No!”

Ray studied him for a moment, then began tickling once again, leaning in close to his friend’s laughing face as he growled, “Liar.”

Norman decided that – as long as it was for Emma – taking Ray’s punishment really wasn’t the worst thing in the world.

*

2) Lee Phil, Ler Emma

“Not here? What about here?” Emma teased playfully, beaming at the squealing, childlike giggles she was getting for her efforts. Phil lay rolling around in the grass under her fingers as she gently tickled first his belly, then his little ribs, then his neck and ears. “Or here? How about here?”

“Ehehehehehehehe! Emmahahahahaha!” The four-year-old’s smile was wide as he shrieked and flailed his arms, either unable or unwilling to even try and push her away. “It tickles! It tihihihihickles!”

“Aww, well, that’s the point, Phil!” Emma laughed with him, going back down to his belly, which seemed to be a good spot. “The tickle monster’s got you now! Tickle, tickle, tickle!”

Phil laughed freely for several more moments, then finally called out his surrender. “Ehehehehehehehe! S-Stohohohohohop, Emma!”

Emma did as she was asked, ruffling his hair and letting him catch his breath. “You okay?”

“Yeah!” he replied enthusiastically, sitting up and grinning at her. “That was fun!”

“I think so, too!” She pulled him into a hug. “Want to play another round?”

Phil leapt to his feet and took off again, already giggling. “Count to a minute!”

“I will!”

In the midst of her counting, Ray came up behind her. “The kid really likes hide and tickle, doesn’t he? Has he ever asked to play the tickle monster instead?”

Emma smiled up at him. “Not so far, but he’s smart. He’ll figure out sooner or later that he can be the chaser, too.”

“Why not offer?”

“Like I’d offer to get tickled when I’m caught!”

Ray smirked. “Ah, come on. You have to admit it would be kind of funny to be taken down by a four-year-old.” He reached down and tweaked her ribs playfully, making her shoot to her feet and give him a devious grin.

“Careful, Ray, or I’ll come after you next.”

“Yeah, whatever. Your time’s up, by the way. Go get him.”

Emma jabbed his ribs in return and took off before he could retaliate, dashing into the forest in search of her little friend, whom she found incredibly easily. Once again she caught and tickled him, his giggles filling the air and making the afternoon that much sweeter.

*

3) Lee Ray, Lers Emma and Norman

Ray found himself backed up against a tree, Emma and Norman approaching him from either side, their eyes devious and fingers wiggling. “Guys, I swear, if you tickle me…”

“You’ll what, Ray?” Emma asked teasingly. “You won’t help us escape anymore? We all know you won’t do that~”

Ray clenched his fists. Things were serious right now – why weren’t they serious right now?! He was used to their crazy antics, having grown up with them for nearly his entire life. It wasn’t unheard of for him to get roped into their tickle fights sometimes, but it had been months since the last time, and – again – they were supposed to be taking things seriously!

“Why are you guys wasting time with this crap? We need to stay focused on what’s important!” he snapped at them, considering his options. Emma had him beat in athletic ability and Norman could outwit him in intelligence, but Ray was a balance of the both of them. He could find a way out of this. Right?

“Of course we’re staying focused,” Norman explained calmly. “But if we don’t act at least a little normal, Mom will get suspicious.”

Ray gritted his teeth. He decided that between the two of them, he’d have an easier time taking Norman down in order to get away, so in a flash of movement he barreled towards his friend, dodging him easily and shoving him aside to clear a path of escape…

Or so he thought.

Norman grabbed his arm to keep from toppling over and used his free hand to squeeze his ribs, making Ray squawk and turn to defend himself. In doing so he lost his footing for just long enough to trip and fall backwards, pulling Norman down with him and landing – unfortunately – beneath the weight of his friend.

And that was the end of it. Norman and Emma were on him in moments, grabbing his arms and pinning them to his sides so he couldn’t fight back.

“Wait! No!” Ray protested, unable to help the wobbly smile on his face from the anticipation of knowing what was coming. “Guys, don’t! Please, don’t!”

“Aww, he’s begging us now~” Emma giggled.

Norman smiled at him. “Too bad for you, we’re determined to hear you laugh one way or another. It’s been too long.”

Ray clamped his lips shut in defiance, only for them to fly open and unleash a tsunami of hysterics when they each grabbed one of his thighs and dug in mercilessly. “AGHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHO!! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHEHEHERE!! DAHAHAHAHAHANG IT, YOU GUYS!! YOU CHEHEHEHEHEHEATERS!! THIS ISN’T FAHAHAHAHAHAIR!!”

Norman and Emma laughed along with him as they tickled Ray absolutely silly, and for a few blissful minutes, they all forgot about the dangers and the stress that had taken over their lives recently. Right now, they were happy to just have fun and enjoy the moment.

*

4) Lee Norman, Ler Don

“Are you laughing at me?” Don asked incredulously, peering through the now empty bookshelf at Norman, who had one hand over his mouth, trying to cover up his giggles.

“No, of course not,” he replied, though another snicker gave him away.

Don smirked. “What? Think this is funny?” He’d just been trying to grab one book from the shelf, but it was jammed in so tight that by removing it he ended up knocking nearly all of the books down with it, raining on him in a pile of flapping pages.

“No. I mean…” Norman shrugged, finally removing his hand to reveal his wide smile. “It is kind of funny. As long as you’re not hurt.”

“I’m not,” Don reassured him, flashing him an evil grin, “but if you think it’s so funny, I’ll give you something to really laugh about.”

Norman bolted as soon as he saw those teasing, wiggling fingers from the other side of the bookshelf, unable to control his excited giggles as he ran. He burst out of the door to the library and fled down the hall, nearly barreling right into Mom as she came up the stairs.

“Norman,” she scolded gently, “you know better than to run in the halls.”

“Sorry, Mom,” he replied hastily, glancing back to see Don hot on his tail and promptly ignoring her reminder. He ducked past her down the stairs, but his slight hesitation had been enough for his friend to catch up to him, and they barely made it outside before he was tackled into the grass.

“Gotcha!” Don cried, grinning as he plunged his fingers into Norman’s sides. “Take that!”

“Ah! Nahahahahahahaha! Wahahahahahahait!” Norman pleaded, spasming and curling up defensively, his giggles evolving into laughter while he squirmed helplessly. “Dohohohohohon! Don’t tihihihihihickle me!”

Don chuckled, aware that several of the kids who had been playing outside were now focused on the scene unfolding just beyond the doorway. “Why not? You know we all love hearing you laugh, Norman~”

Norman squealed and cackled even harder at that, trying to wriggle away to no avail. “Plehehehehehease! Dohohohohohohon’t! Don, stahahahahahap it!”

“What’s that? Don’t stop?” Don chuckled at his friend’s cry of elated despair and continued tickling as the other kids gradually bounded toward them, wanting in on the fun. “Whatever you say!”

*

5) Lee Ray, Ler Norman

“You seem scared,” Norman remarked with a smile.

“I’m not scared.” Ray took a step back, felt the wall behind him, and bit back a startled gasp. He hadn’t realized how close he was to being trapped. “I just…I know what you’re going to do, and I’m…nervous.”

Norman’s smile remained unwavering. “Why? You know I’ll be gentle and stop when you want me to.”

“I know.” Ray clenched his fists to keep himself grounded when Norman stepped into his personal space, eye-to-eye with him. “Doesn’t mean I’m not nervous.”

Norman grabbed his sides and squeezed, making Ray slap a hand over his mouth to hide the shriek that wanted to make itself known. He squirmed when his friend kept it up, squeezing and pinching and tickling all up and down his sides.

“Nohohorman!” he giggled, clutching his friend’s shoulders but not pushing away yet. “Jeheheherk, don’t lohohohohook at me like thahahahat!”

“Like what?” Norman asked innocently, traveling up to his underarms, making it harder for Ray not to protect himself. “I just think it’s cute, that’s all.”

“It’s nohohohohohot! It’s embahahahaharrassing!”

“You know the others would love it if they found out, right? They’d tickle you as much as you wanted.”

Ray blushed even harder. “Shuhuhuhuhuhut up! I dohohohohon’t wahahahahant them to knohohohohow!”

“Know what?”

This was the tipping point in their game. Ray knew it, Norman knew it, and both of them knew what was going to happen next.

Ray growled, “You suhuhuhuhuhuck!”

Norman stopped, and he couldn’t help but grin at Ray’s fleeting look of disappointment. “Know what, Ray?”

The raven-haired boy huffed, averted his eyes, blushed even more. “That I like it, all right? I like being tickled.”

Norman beamed at him, grabbed his thighs, and kneaded his thumbs in deep.

Ray tossed his head back and exploded into laughter, grateful everyone else was gathering for lunch and couldn’t hear them from downstairs. He clutched Norman’s shoulders so hard it almost hurt, but his friend didn’t mind.

“Don’t worry,” Norman said, continuing to tickle and draw out the brightest laughter from his usually quiet, stoic friend. “Your secret is safe with me.”

[amaryllis-blade]

This comic is dedicated to players that kill themselves by dominating weaker players in the future. Simply because that's how player matchmaking works

If there are any problems with translation, you better let me know and I'll fix it. Thank you

— Sparkle, move your a- AAA

— Ah! I always wanted you to ride me!

— Dude, shut up

— You're so badass, Firefly!

— She seems to be breathing...

— Alright, let's go

— Get that snide face off, Doc-

— BOOOM!

— NOW I WANT TRIPLETS FROM YOU!

— AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sams-blog-i-guess]

Hahahaha my boss told me to be more assertive/definite with everything and now hes getting more annoyed abt it how to I tell him that ive learned all my life that being quiet and wrong is better than being loud and wrong and its literally ingrained into my psyche and wont take just 2 months to fix ahahahahahaha

[survivor-marieta-islands]

Episode 12: "might get idoled out for fun tonight"—Amy

Raffy

So an hour before tribal, Colin and I discovered that Hairie had an idol. So we managed to pull in Zo and Amy to try to send Hairie home with an idol in his pocket. We didn’t wanna tell Jinx because Trinica had told me that Jinx was the one who gave coins to Hairie. And we get that Jinx was too close to Hairie and would rat out the plan. The problem is that Hairie was asked a question about his idol, revealed it, and promised to play it. Also Adeline self-voted which means we never had a chance to vote any other way. Perfect storm of bad things happening. I still voted for Hairie when I really should’ve just voted for Adeline. And now I’m in hot water with Jinx because I think they figured that the old schoolers left them out. And I’m in hot water with Hairie. So now I’m working overtime to fix things. Idk if I can repair my relationship with Jinx because Zo or Colin could easily rat out that it was my plan (which is a half truth since it was Colin’s too). And I gotta re establish a relationship with Hairie. And I upset Trinica a little for not telling them. A whole mess. So now my plan is to just cry my eyes out and vote out Arvin as an easy vote so I can skate by another round. Here’s hoping things go well lol. Trinica, Colin, and I re established our connection and allegedly want to get to F6 with our most loyal allies (Brandi, Zo, and Amy respectively). I don’t know how much I trust that to happen but I do know I need to hide behind Trinica for the time being.

Arvin

I like this immunity challenge since it's so chill, we don't have to do stuff, we just need to answer questions. I didn't win immunity and I know that my name would be written again. I could be voted out tonight but I'm gonna give them a fight.

Trinica

Jay won't give us real touchy subjects so I'm doing my own to channel my rage at being left out of the vote. 😤

Biggest Snake: Raffy/Colin

Biggest Move: Hairie announcing and playing his idol even though he didn't need to.

Biggest Blindside: all the people on Old School claiming they want to work with me then lying about the vote

Biggest Flop: Adeline's self-vote; Colin wasting their extra vote

Most Vengeful: Trinica

Amy

It's the way Brandi told me earlier that hairie bought all that 🤣 whoopsies I forgot. Doomed plan from the start. I wish I had thrown a vote on trinica like I KNEW hairie wasn't going anywhere so it wouldn't work then Adeline really said lmao what if I self voted 🤣 and Colin wasted the extra vote SILLY GOOFY ROUND INDEED

Anyway had I just said "what if no" to the plan i would have been sitting pretty in this game but here we are ahahahahahaha I hope that was entertaining

Also I feel like the ppl I voted with think I wrote the question directly to hairie but it was Brandi but when I was immediately like I bet it was Brandi! I simply forget I think Brandi might actually tell me stuff she doesn't tell other ppl? Idk 🤣 silly silly little me. Anyway gonna sit back and hope the next round is trinica hairie or Arvin 🤠 and not me

Brandi

The way I accidentally forced an idol play I think??????? Holy crap- my mind

Amy

Tbh if trinica doesn't win this whole thing I'll be shocked. Idk how there could be numbers to get them out and everyone reports to them lol. If the season title isn't changed to "trinica said" then it's not a true representation of the season lol

Brandi

I’m feeling panicky realizing like.. we are mid game

Amy

The reason I love text chats is I can just scroll to know trinica either lied Saturday or is lying now lol

Anyway I'm going to stir stuff up bc I'm bored and I want a hairie trinica fight lol also idk when this game ends but I'm traveling to Europe next week?

Turns out what if we just vote everyone out? Maybe then I will know peace 🤣

Brandi

Hairie to Amy: I only asked you and Brandi for coins because I wanted to see if you could be trusted. I already had the coins I needed. I only asked you two!

The 4 individuals he asked for coins, also affectionately known as Hairie's Coin Purse: 👁👄👁

Amy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Y'all are entertaining me that's for sure thank YOU

Brandi is so FUNNY 🤣 Me: Wait so he didn't just ask us for coins like he was still telling me this morning lol tbh I'm tired of the lies about the coins this is silly no wonder he wants to leave it in the past

Brandi: omg did another person come forward and say he was asking for coins? Me: I mean- Yeah lol jinx said they talked about it w you? Lol Brandi: Trinica talked about it with me! Me: Jinx said you directly asked them about the coins lol

silence 🤣 Like jinx literally had just told me Brandi had asked them directly 🤣 I know I'm so out of the loop in this game that it's FUNNY the game of telephone. Also lol I told Trinica "not another"trinica said" 🤣🤣🤣" and they were like lol I did say that and they confirmed they all knew about the coins collectively so confirmed raffy's plan really was so silly 🤣 but!!! If I can continue to be absolutely clueless I can maybe survive a few rounds because trust me I am 🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣 but we're having FUN and I'm entertained 🤣

Trinica

GODDDDD YOU'RE ALL ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!

The only people not annoying me rn are Jinx and Brandi and Arvin. And Arvin isn't annoying me only because he literally never talks.

Also for all of you reading this later, saying Arvin is my "little pet" is so dehumanizing and rude and icky!!! Don't talk about my sweet prince who never talks to me that way!!!!

Anyway uhhh okay context: Amy is being newly messy, Hairie is always messy (king), and idk who to trust. At this point I would happily vote out Raffy (but can't bc he's immune), Amy, or Colin because all of them lied to me last round and are generally sneaky and messy.

Also, can I just say....everyone keeps throwing "well you lied about the AJ vote" in my face like Y'ALL!!!! Were you openly working with AJ?? NO!! It's not like I targeted someone's known ally the way they targeted Hairie! It's not on the same level at all! ALSO THAT WAS RIGHT AFTER MERGE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO I COULD TRUST WITH INFO!?!?!? Like you wanted me to successfully idol someone out by telling half the tribe what I was about to do? GOD FORBID A NONBINARY WOMAN HAS ONE (1) SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a different situation than lying to someone you've been working with for several rounds!!

Anyway I'm in my unhinged era

Amy

Me: what if we voted hairie? All: I've only heard Arvin Me: same but 👀 what if 🤠 All: let me know if you hear a second name

💃🏻 Slay

Trinica

I thought I would wake up in a better mood but NOPE!! Still rotten!!!

Today my annoyance is that Amy and Raffy are like "waaah last round you agreed to vote out Arvin next!" I'm sorry, why am I being held to an agreement I made before y'all literally blindsided me last round?? Did I agree to vote out Arvin next? Sure. IF Y'ALL VOTED ADELINE. Did you vote Adeline? NOPE. So in my opinion, the terms of the agreement are null and void. And my lawyer WILL be hearing about this!!!

Brandi

my confessions are usually 1 sentence but it is 9:20 am on the day of tribal and my head is SPINNING.

amy: is playing two sides of the fence and pitting hairie and I against each other... which she doesn't need to do because we are both weary of each other lmao

hairie: sent me 1 million messages while i was sleeping

arvin: haven't heard from him in days

raffy: i feel like he is lying to us and draggin us along. he has not publicly voted with host pet alliance since the beginning

colin: a sweetie but is saying arvin's name is the only one out there?

jinx: feels like they are being bossed around in the game and aren't in control of their own destiny

zo: hasn't talked to me in days and I know they are ride or die for hairie

trinica: idk perf ily also kinda paranoid rn

BRANDI: I AM LOST IN THE HAZE, CONFUSED, and trapped between a rock and a hard place.

Jinx

we plan, G-d (old schoolers being quirky goofy for no reason) laughs

Amy

Hairie I've always wanted to be a part of a fight in the tribe chat you really know how to make a woman feel special 🥹

Hairie

Why is round after round I get some attention that I don't even want, need or be a part of? #obsession

Amy appreciation post:

1. She has a cool job. 2. I've never played with someone that has her communication style. Very interesting. 3. She's my number 1 fan. 4. She loves coins :)

Amy all that silly goofy callouts and arguments are for fun. Hope you don't get offended (one can hope).

Brandi, I lied for you and the fact that you're going to vote for me. Hmm kinda upsetting. I'm done lying for people. This was the second time.

Tonight the votes are all public with my cursed idol so enjoy everyone.

Raffy

I woke up today wanting to target Arvin. Trinica told me that we shouldn't and instead target Hairie because Hairie is sus as hell. I agree cause Hairie is sus as hell. Hairie drops Amy's and Colin's name immediately. I tell Colin immediately. Hairie fights Amy in the tribe chat. I tell my Golden Gworls alliance (me, Colin, Amy, Zo) to target Hairie cause he's coming for the old schoolers. They agree. I talk to Trinica. She has Brandi. Also confirmed with Jinx to vote for Arvin to split the vote. Working on getting Zo to split the vote on to Arvin. Let's hope this goes well. I don't want Hairie to use an idol.

Hairie

The idol would benefit only if the move is to idol out Amy.

So the vote breakdown should be 6 for Hairie, 2 for Amy and 1 for Arvin.

Amy

might get idoled out for fun tonight

[twistedappletree]

ahahahaHAHAHA update

So we tried to talk to him (emphasis on try) and after him saying “I don’t wanna yell I just wanna talk” ….he started yelling???

My client calmly explained that what he did to her pond wasn’t what she wanted. She even has what she wanted in writing and it was written by HIM.

So he starts yelling more, saying he “busted his ass” and that “the pond looks so much better now” (it doesn’t lmfao it looks like a landfill at this point) and THEN

HAS THE ABSOLUTE NERVE

to tell my client “shut up and go inside”

On her own property, at her own HOUSE.

Lost it at that point, went feral, absolutely scared the piss out of him running up on him strapped with my edc and ordered him to get the fuck out. So he finally grabs all his shit and leaves, threatening about lawyers and what not as if he can even afford one lmao

ANYWAY

He’s gone now, he ain’t coming back and I made sure my client didn’t give him a CENT of that $7k because he completely destroyed her pond like oh my god???? It’s so hideous now I can’t even ajdhajhdJAHSAJ

Her regular pond guy finally agreed to take on the job so hopefully we can get it fixed and back to what it was 😭 I feel so bad for my client fr and homie’s lucky I have a shit ton of violence deescalation experience or I woulda just smoked his ass.

You don’t talk to anyone like that in front of me, especially in their own fucking home. Jesus fucking christ.

anyway anyway the bullshit is done and over with now, back to regularly scheduled mxtx shitposting 💀

Bruh the dude working on my client’s pond straight up threatened her if she didn’t pay him $7k in cash even though he didn’t even do the work she wanted so now she’s meeting with him today and I’m gonna be there in case he tries shit lmaooo

[beelzebubbutachef]

What if Yuu accidentally summon a child from a unknown timeline ?! Part 3

02 | ... | 04

Awaiting your doom, you stayed still but you were slapped literally back to reality by someone when nothing happen after a few moment.

"oh shoot. I'm still alive...? Sadge." You complained which made the person who slapped you before, once more slap you back to your sanity this time.

"Can you please stop that..." You now complaining about the pain of your cheeks getting abuse. You rub your cheeks and thought of something. 'I wonder if people would think it be weird if I said I want to be slapped again...' your mind state is now processing that a super star just slapped you.

Even through it's a super star of another world, being slapped by one, is one out hundred percent chances of happening.

"epel epel did you get that scene recorded? Ahahahahahaha. A comedic gold sight of a drama queen. Ahahaha."(ace)

"of course! I'll send it later!"(Epel)

"you two! Your both being mean!"(deuce)

"I'll send you one too!" (ace)

"...send me that now! Ahahaha"(deuce)

You heard your friends laughter's and you suddenly have an urge to throw the kid at their direction like a pokemon to KO their chodasaurus rex.

You take a deep breath and swallow the desire for vengeance. You will do it later. You look around and realize that Ortho is being hold captive by Epel Unique magic and there still your senior Bylur dying in the floor by laughter's with idia who seems to be lying in the floor like a dead corpse, not moving even a bit.

"Yuu..." The principal starts and you no longer want to hear more of his chitchat. You know you have no way to say to this, this person is going to blackmail or make you do it either way. So you listen while the kid who seems to like you enough to stay glue around your feet listen, in silently.

"what's your name?"

"..."

"do you like chocolate or vanilla?"

"..."

You want to hit a child but would not want to be sent to jail for child abuse. You been asking the child for the nth time 20 question quiz, you will get to know him better and try to defend him from being tormented by people who hate his guts for the evil deeds he did in one day.

Vil who happen to listen in to your chitchat with the child takes an apple and throw it to the young one. Through you did hear him whisper his unique magic.

The moment the child caught the apple with sparkling eyes. Vil eyes stared down at him like an evil man.

"name." He ask the child, who froze up and start to speak.

"...Ligma-" you stared waiting for him to finish his full name but you saw him smirk, his smirk reminded you of someone. " Ball. "

You sure don't know what to say but this kid is daring. And you have to stop Vil from choking him like from Simpsons.

After a long chat with Vil that this is just a kid, maybe his parents told him that never talk to stranger and such. He rolled his eyes but seems agree on that way the child parents teach him, the world is dangerous for kids after all.

But in this case through. Everyone in the world is in danger around the child instead.

Some time later, when your force to stay with Vil since it's the two of you who's paired up and gain this mess. Making you stay at his dorm, since he reject the idea of staying at your dorm.

"dirty and beat up place that principal don't even pay a cent to fix? You expect me to go there ? And to live there?" -says the super star who once stayed at that place some time ago.

You actually want to go back to your cozy bed that clearly not dirty and now fix because of good fae friend of yours. but the child won't leave you be. He will cry like a siren and wake up the undead. He will also do this when you go to your dorm with him, might as well add that he taken vil room as his own room. The moment he saw it.

"MY ROOM, MY ROOM!!" says the child who climb to the bed with his dirty cloths. It was a force of three people to stop the adult from commiting first degree murder.

"henchmen. Your going to stay to this dorm then? It mean I'm the full dorm warden for whole night!" Grim who happen to asleep the whole day of the mess visited you at Pomefiore after hearing the news from Ace and Deuce.

He was laughing when he recalled it through. It seems that he watch some clips of the video you sent to your friends.

"thanks grim. I'll give some can tuna once this is done." You pat grim head which made him smirk as if his proud of himself that his very trustworthy to be left on his own.

You watch Grim left from the window, and heard the door open.

Currently you were in the living room of the dorm while others are force to put beauty product on their faces. Your also force but your first on in line, with the help of the beautiful dorm head to do it with you. He was doing it very aggressively it made you rub your cheeks when you remember what happen.

──❀*̥˚───❀*̥˚─ An Hour and haft before->

Vil, squish your cheeks and with a smile he began to chat with you: say prefect, do you know how lucky you are right now?"

You don't know if drowning and suffocating from beauty product ever happen to be the cause of someone death, you felt, your going to be the first one from how thich his applying it and almost leaving no space to breath. "whwut... Hwelpwwwwpp---" your voice is shut as he put a lip mask and coldly stared at you as if warning you, that if you drop the lip mask—thats not the only thing that's going to drop on the floor.

He began to pull out some face massager from a cabinet. And those things scares you as you saw it light some electric current and shadowed his face that look menacingly villain.

"if your going to stay here, you need to follow the rules of my dorm. And we don't allow potatos here. Only beautiful human." You felt insulted but you can't say but internally screams as make over takes horror to next level.

<-present time ───❀*̥˚───❀*̥•

You unconsciously back away when you saw it's Vil with the Mini Vil who look very refresh as if he went to a manicure and spa day.

The mini one eyes sparkle when he saw you and went to hug your legs again. You still don't understand why this kid seems attach to you but still run away from you two earlier and cause trouble to people future generation.

Speaking of future generation...' you remember what happen to Vil earlier and began a talk you probably would regret not a second later:

"hey vil how's your sperm count? Haha weren't you KOed earlier ? I'm worried if your genes gonna end with you--AHAHAHAA--"you felt very confident that you laugh but you saw a demon raise from hell when you stared back to the fellow prefect.

" OH MY SEVEN IM SO SORRY PLEASE DONT BEAT ME UP!!" You cower behind the sofa. You do know Vil can pack a punch and beat people up without even using his magic on you.

"how nosy. It's already late yet you still yell?" You heard him sigh as he close the light in the living room. You felt you pass a deficult challenge when you realize he won't beat you up. You heard a soft giggle from the child beside you.

"that ugly old man wear a cup. His acting earlier." It's the cutest voice and the longest sentence that this kid probably says. You can't help but want to pinch his cheeks when you saw him smile. But you stop yourself. You don't want to seems odd than you already are to the adorable angel!

"wait what..." You realize what he said. 'Vil was acting earlier? But why? Does he think I'm annoying or something.' you wonder which you probably agree on and left it slides. You have no other answer to that statement after all.

"huh..? So you do know. What a talented child. I wonder who's your parents are." Vil seems amuse by this as well interest about how the child seen through his acting.

"also who do you call ugly just now?" Vil grip on the child head with a menising smile on his face.

"YOU! YOUR UGLY AND OLD." Says the child who look exactly like Vil.

You hopelessly smile and take out your phone to record but you were both glared at by those two copy cat.

"NO VIDEO AND PHOTOS ALLOWED." Vil/mini vil

Sadge...' you thought as your force to listen to the two have a wonderful chat.

It was super late when the child slept, and he shamelessly made the three of you share a bed with him in between. Since he call Vil bed his and dragged you in it. Vil refuse to sleep on the floor and the bed is huge anyway.

He did lock the room door and window for any wild rook around to spy on you guys.

You stared at the ceiling while you felt the child hugging you like no tomorrow.

Speaking of rook. You remember rook joke earlier.

"hey vil are you asleep?" You quietly called out to him, fearing it will wake up the child if your too loud.

"you better have a good reason to be awake at this time, potato." You heard him from the opposite side of bed.

"do you know, earlier Rook joked about something. He keep claiming the child have same color of iris like mine And cringe implying about some cliche plot of summoning future child of ours ahaha..." You happily says this which you actually think the most hilarious thing you heard in this world. First off, you two aren't even that close to be best friend or in a relationship.

"...that's impossible." You heard him says

"I know right--" you laugh but choke when you hear his next words.

"clearly his someone from grandchildren era than a future child. I saw his crumble paper with his present time date. His quiz don't even look pleasing to look at. He better learn more than he knows how to kick someone weak spot or else his just a muscle brain potato." He seems like his talking about weather when he says those.

"..." Suddenly you don't what to say more of this topic. Two things comes in mind:

1.) Is Vil schoenheit high by how he calmly chat about this?!

2.) if this kid really what you think he is. GOTT DAMN CROWLEY HE DID NO HELP OF YOUR SITUATION OF GOING BACK HOME AT ALL!!!

To be continued

Author note: I would probably write a point of View of Vil for the next chapter.

[kumoriyami-xiuzhen]

Hakuoki Character Drama CD Book Vol 4 - Okita

it should be obvious, but i finally got my switch fixed hahaha!

also, i kinda want to complain that there was no cg with sen, kikuzuki, shiranui or amagiri (one of these days, i wish there was one with just shiranui and one with just amagiri)... also kaoru and nakaoka made no appearances in Tenun no Shou.  

Hakuoki Drama CD Book Vol 4 Okita Souji-hen - Sunny Day

Translation by KumoriYami

Act 1:

Time: Noon

Location: Where Okita and Chizuru are living together

SE: the sounds of birds

Yukimura:....Alright, that's finished drying.

Okita: Oh, are you finally done?

Yukimura:...Souji-san. When did you start standing over there?

Okita: I was standing here and watching you for while. However, you didn't notice me at all.

Yukimura: Um... Souji-san, you're not upset, are you?

Okita: Oh... rather than being upset, I'm feel saddened. Alright, quickly come here

SE: the sound of Chizuru walking

SE: the sound of Chizuru sitting down next (to Souji)

Yukimura: Sorry, I was busy with drying clothes just now...

Okita: You don't need to apologise. Anyway, I like seeing you be busy.

Yukimura: Souji-san...

Okita: Ahaha, you really haven't changed. When I said something similar before, you responded in the same way

Yukimura: Something similar...? When did that happen?

Okita: You don't remember?  Every time I see you hanging clothes like that, I think of then

Yukimura: I'm sorry, Souji-san often speaks to me while I'm hanging out the clothes, so I don't know which time you're talking about

Okita: You're not causing trouble, are you? It's rare for you to be like this... Hey, turn your head around

Yukimura; Then, can you tell me about what happened before?

Okita: Well, I'll tell you. It's one of the countless memories the two of us share——

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Act 2

Time;  Noon

Location: Inside a courtyard at headquarters

Okita (narrated): that day, like today, was a beautiful day. You were drying clothes in the courtyard at headquarters, and I was sitting on the porch talking to you——

Yukimura:....Ugh.

Okita: You've already sighed so much, why don't you just leave it out to dry?

Yukimura: Ah... Okita-san! Um, sorry! When were you standing there!?

Okita: I wasn't here for long.  I was definitely watching you without you even noticing, which I think it is really interesting

Yukimura: So-Sorry

Okita: It's fine. As for your sigh just now, it was really drawn out. Since you dislike dirty clothes so much, don't wash them. Or who forced you into doing it?

Yukimura; No! I don't hate doing laundry, I'm simply going to relax after doing a part of it, and I'm not doing this reluctantly

Okita: Pfft, ahahahahahaha

Yukimura: Eh, eh, eh?......Um, Okita-san? Why are you laughing?

Okita: Sorry, sorry. Even from you, I didn't expect you to take this so seriously.

Yukimura: Could it be that ...... you're teasing me?

Okita: I'm not teasing you. I'm seriously asking this.

Yukimura:.....Eh?

Okita: Why are you doing the laundry? You stayed here for a reason... No, it should be said that you didn't escape for that reason. You also haven't been forced into doing this, so why have you taken the initiative to wash clothes, clean and cook? Do you like doing housework? Or do you want prove that you're working hard by helping out?

Yukimura: I didn't think so...

Okita: Or were you thinking that as long as if you act as if you were hard, that you won't be killed?

Yukimura: It's not like that.... I wasn't...

Okita:...? If there's a reason, let me know, I won't get angry.

Yukimura:...Everyone in the Shinsengumi has their own work to do, while they're simultaneously still helping me look for my father. Since this is all I can do... I at least wanted to help out around headquarters.

Okita: Eh... Since you insist on saying that, then you can do as you please

Yukimura;....Excuse me!

SE: sound of Chizuru leaving

Okta: Ahah——. She angrily walked away...

Okita (narrated): Hey, do you remember now? I didn't go after you, because I didn't feel anything for you at that time, and just found an excuse to make fun of/tease you as I had nothing to do then.

-------- Act 3

Time: Noon

Location: Courtyard at headquarters

Okita (narrated): The next day I went to the courtyard again, where you were doing the laundry again like yesterday. So I did the same thing again, and tried to tease you.

SE: Sound of Okita's footsteps

Okita: Are you feeling reluctant/unwilling today?

Yukimura: I'm not feeling reluctant

Okita: Areh. Are you still angry about yesterday?

Yukimura: I'm not upset!

Okita: As expected you were upset. Since you're upset, I won't do it again? I can do the laundry and won't be inconvenienced if you don't. Just say if you hate it, (and if you do?) why don't you just stay in your room?

Yukimura: Okita-san came to do this... Are you talking about chores like doing laundry at headquarters and so on, here in Kyoto?

Okita;...What's wrong with that/What's wrong?

Yukimura: Uh.... that... sorry. I said something unnecessary.

Okita; I'm asking you, what's wrong with that?

Yukimura:...Everyone in Shinsengumi all have to work to maintain the security of Kyoto. That's something I can't do. That's why, while I'm at headquarters, I at least want to do what I can  so that everyone else can focus on their work and rest when they normally can... I hope that Okita-san spend his time on doing things that only you can do in Kyoto.

Okita: Something that only I can do in Kyoto...?

Yukimura: Yes. Okita-san has something that only Okita-san can do.... um.... that, I'm sorry, I'll be leaving first!

Okita: It's fine, let's continue

Yukimura: Eh.... but...

Okita: Haven't the clothes been washed yet?  You're not going to continue?

Yukimura: That's true... but doesn't Okita-san mind how I often do housework?

Okita: Well, that was true at the beginning. After seeing how you lived here, you were often occupied with doing the laundry, cleaning and cooking, and I thought about why you worked so hard. I thought it was just you acting that way so you could stay here, but as you said just now, there are things that only I can do in Kyoto... Nn, that impressed me a bit. I'm here for in Kyoto for Kondou-san and the Shinsengumi. Which is why I will whatever it is for Kondou-san, as long as it benefits him.

Yukimura:....Okita-san

Okita: That's why, I can understand your way of thinking, or what you want to say.  So that we can focus on doing what we should be doing... ? Hm, not bad. I always feel as if I'm starting to like you.

Yukimura:...Huh? That, um, that should just be s a joke right?

Okita: I'm not joking, and I'm also not teasing you?

Yukimura: But this, um... As expected, you're making fun of me again!

Okita:...Since you insist on thinking that way, then that must be the case?

Yukimura: Right, as expected, it was like that. I-I'm going to finish washing the clothes, please don't bother me anymore.

Okita: Yes yes yes. Then, I'll go do things that only I can do. You can continue finishing doing what you can do..... please.

Yukimura: Okita-san.... Yes! I'll do my best!

Okita: See you later then

SE: the sound of Okita leaving

Okita (narrated): r): Even if I didn't accompany you later, I think that incident would have also become one of my precious memories. That day, we had a conversation in the courtyard at headquarters.... I will never forget what you said and that feeling, even for a moment...

-------- Act 4

Time: Noon

Location: Where Okita and Chizuru are living together

Okita: And that's the end of the memory about doing laundry. So, what do you think?

Yukimura:...I remember. I'm very sorry for saying something so arrogant then.

Okita: No need to apologize, since at that time, you taught me something important. Which is why I'm I'm also very grateful to you now, as it's a very important memory for me

Yukimura: Souji-san...

Okita: However, that was only one part of the story. I still have a lot more I want to tell you.... but I'm tired of talking for today, so  you can talk about the memories you want to share with me next time

Yukimiura: Eh, me? Oh...

Okita: Areh? Don't tell me you can't think of a single thing?

Yukimura; No. Just the opposite, there are so many things so I don't know what to bring up...

Okita: Ah, in that case, can I order choose what I want to hear about?

Yukimura: What do you want to hear?

Okita:  I want to know what was the reason you fell in love with me in the first place

Yukimura: Th-That.... it should be said that it was naturally...

Okita: Eh, isn't that completely boring? Well, forget it. Then tell me about all of the memories that are special to you.

Chizuru Yukimura: ... I can't finish all the words I said in a day today, right?

Yukimura:....I won't be able to finish saying everything about them today?

Okita: That's fine. If it takes a few days, no, it doesn't matter if it takes a few years. I want to know about all of the memories you cherish.

Yukimura: hehe, I know. But, Souji-san also has to speak about them.

Okita: Nn, fine... Speaking of which, are you done everything that needs to be done for the day?

Yukimura: Yes

Okita: Then, let's go to Nohara [野原 if I get that wrong... oh well? I checked a few mtls and only one suggested "wilderness"], where you often go. Let me listen to you to talk about your memories there.

Yukimura: Okay, I understand. Then I'll go prepare now.

Okita: Nn.

SE: Sound of Chizuru leaving

Okita:...It's a truly beautiful day today.

Okita (narrated): What happened today will definitely be easy to remember. This beautiful sky, the warm sunshine, her each and every moment.... all of it will have to be kept in mind——one day, inevitably, there will be a day where she will have to reminisce about the two of us together as I do today... [for this last part... I had to make assumptions since there's no subject aside from "her"]

Starring: Okita Souji.... Morikubo Showtaro  

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my cg wishlist also includes ones with just:

Hijikata and Souji

Hijikata and Saito

Hijikata and Yamzaki (not just Hijikata’s arm lol)

Saito and Yamazaki

Harada and Shinpachi

Kazama and Shiranui 

Kazama and Amagiri

Yamazaki and Souma

Sakamoto and Shiranui drinking

Sen hitting Kazama with a fan

Shiranui and Amagiri

Chizuru and Kaoru

[mcx7demonbros]

Catholic MC (V)

Ft. GN!MC, the Demon Brothers, the Royals, the Angels, the Terrible Cook Sorcerer.

The debut of Simeon.

C/W: Mammon is a rude in this chapter. 

PART 5

“Are you alright?” Luke asked when you two were walking to the dining room.

“I’m...fine” you replied “Just a little tired, probably from the pact.”

“MC, tell me the truth, why did you make a pact with Mammon? Did he force you? Or did something or someone else compelled you to do it?”

Seeing that no one was around, you decided to tell Luke the truth.

“The truth is that I met someone...” Luke listened to you attentively.

“Hey, you two are blocking the path, outta my way.”

You both turned to look at Mammon, annoyed because he had ruined the occasion for you to tell Luke the truth.

“Why are you two not moving? Hurry and move, human?”

“But the hall is so big, you make it seem like we’re blocking the whole path, but we’re not!!! Are you targeting MC on purpose? Luke barked “I won’t forgive anyone who dares to bully MC.”

“What if I am? This is my house, and you two are just guests.” Mammon retorted 

“Perhaps your pride was hurt.” you said calmly. “Because you were forced to make a pact with a puny human, not to mention, a child of God.”

“Wh...I don’t know what are you talking about?”

“If I remember correctly, I’m not just a guest, I believe my value is much higher, for the sake of the exchange program.”

“...”

“Whoa, MC, you made him speechless.” Luke praised you.

“I don’t care whatever ya thinking, human, but it’s absolutely wrong...I mean, about the pride hurting and such...anyway, I have to go. Meet ya later, human.” Mammon made a run and escaped to the order side of the hall, ready to go down from the staircase.

Wow, he’s fast.

“Hey, STAY! I’m not done talking with you.” you shouted and didn’t notice that your tone sounded like a command.

“D’AAAAAAAH”

Mammon fell down the staircase right away. He was struck with the “STAY” command.

💙💛🧡💚💘💝💜

“AHAHAHAHAHAHA” Asmodeus began to cackle when he heard the whole story.

“Keep your voice down, Asmo.” Satan said “No one likes much noise early in the morning.”

“Satan, how can you NOT laugh after hearing what happened? I mean, this is Mammon, and yet, a human, a Catholic no less, was able to play him like a fiddle and forced him into a pact.”

“Pf...heheheh.” Satan began to laugh too.

“HEY, SHUT UP, YOU TWO! YOU KNOW I’M HERE AND I CAN HEAR YOU, RIGHT?” Mammon shouted.

“*munch*... the food is so tender.” meanwhile, Beelzebub didn’t care about all the drama happening at all.

“Beel, you’re biting chunks off your plate along with your food.” surprisingly, Levi was also present at the dining room.

Ignoring all of them, you focused on your plate.

I have to admit. Even though these dishes look weird, they’re so delicious.

“By the way,” the Avatar of Lust turned to you “I never thought you, a Catholic, would make a pact with Mammon, the Avatar of Greed. I thought the Catholic Church taught against making pact with demon.”

“Of course, the Church does teach against pact making with demon. But I didn’t sell my soul so I suppose it’s fine...probably.” even you were unsure of the words coming out of your mouth. You hand couldn’t stop fidgeting with the Crucifix around your neck, you found this awkward. 

“MC looks like a normal person, but they have the power of force us into submission, just like those characters in the anime who hide their mighty power...”

Now you started to feel embarrassed with all the demons’ eyes looking at you. Even Luke looked at you, but he also looked at them with fierce glares, like your guard dog. 

“MC, if you had your choice, which one of us would you forge a pact next?” Asmodeus asked while his eyes fixed on you.

The question came unexpected, and your eyes subconsciously looked at Satan. You had heard so much about him from Holy Writ, tradition, sermons, prayers, etc. You knew him as the Seducer, the Tempter, the Enemy, the Father of Lies, etc. If you were really given a choice, you would surely make a pact with him, unless Lucifer was also given as a choice. However, with the condition of exchanging something else, not your soul. You knew Hell was terrible, like really really terrible.

Noticing your glance, as if he could read your mind, Satan gave a reply “If you want to make a pact with me. It’ll cost you a lot. If you offered your soul, I might consider it. Although...”

You nearly blurted out “Although what?” but fortunately, your self-control was good. You didn’t want to sound like you really wanted to make a pact with him. Seeing that Satan had no intention to reveal what he was going to say, you returned to eating without answering Asmodeus’s question.

💙💛🧡💚💘💝💜

“D’AAAAAAH”

Mammon stumbled upon a stair  at RAD and fell, his face slammed to another stair. 

“Are you okay?” you tried to help Mammon get up. Apparently, you were so kind, even to the point of wanting to help a demon.

“Ever since you got here, human, it’s been nothin’ but one bad thing after another for me. Let’s get somethin’ straight. I didn’t want to make this pact ‘cause I wanted to, and I ain’t happy about it. Everything I did was for my baby Goldie. If you end up gettin’ yourself eaten by some random demon, don’t blame me, ‘cause I don’t give a damn. Don’t think you’re so great because you made a pact with me, human.”

“Hey, don’t say mean things to MC!” Luke was prepared for a verbal fight with the demon.

“Mammon, could you please call me by my name?” you were trying to be nice.

“Who do you think you are? Know your place, human!!!” but clearly, the demon didn’t care.

And that was it, you had tried to be nice with him, but Mammon and his rudeness and mean things he said had pushed you over the edge. You did remember what had happened in the morning, so you were ready to do it again.

“STAY!” you shouted.

“I...I can’t move. Don’t tell me it’s ‘cause of the stupid pact.”

“Now say my name, but with a respectful tone.” you ordered.

“No way. You can control my body, but not my mind and my soul...M...MC...MC...MC...you’re the Boss...Your Majesty MC...”

💙💛🧡💚💘💝💜

The moment class ended that afternoon, Mammon made his escape...shrinking from his responsibility of protecting you...or perhaps, running from you and your powerful command.

Before you got to leave the classroom, you were approached by three demons, two of whom were familiar to you.

“MC, I have heard about it. You managed to make a pact with Mammon, one of the Seven Rulers of Hell, and you did it within a very short time no less. Congratulations!” Diavolo said joyfully.

“I suppose it stands as a proof that you chose well bringing this human here, Lord Diavolo.” said the teal-haired demon beside him.

“Who’re you?” you asked.

“Ah yes...pardon me. I suppose we haven’t met yet, have we? My name is Barbatos. I apologized for not introducing myself sooner.”

“Ah no, there’s nothing to apologize.”

“Oh my...you’re so polite.”

“Judging from your attitude and posture...are you a butler?”

“...I suppose Lucifer’s right when he said you had the ability to correctly guess anything, especially his brothers’ names. Yes, I have the honor to be Lord Diavolo’s steward. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”

“Barbatos is a smart and talented individual, so much that I wish I could trade a certain idiot of mine for him instead.” Lucifer finally spoke.

“Hey, don’t say that, after all, Mammon’s your brother. If he heard the words you said, he would be hurt.” 

Your words surprised Lucifer and others present there. To think you were so bold...

“I think MC’s here is right.” before the Avatar of Pride could reply, another person chimed in the conversation.

“Simeon!” Luke shouted happily and ran to the man in white.

“Hello, Luke, how are you lately?”

“MC is a very good, if not virtuous person. I’m happy everyday I’m staying with them. Oh, I forgot to introduce you guys. Simeon, this is MC, whom Michael assigned to me...MC, this is Simeon, my legal guardian on Celestial Realm. He’s an exchange student from Celestial Realm. And he’s an Archangel.”

“Archangel...I mean...sorry, I’m honor to meet you, Archangel Simeon.”

“Oh no, the honor’s all mine. And just Simeon’s fine, you don’t need to call me ‘Archangel’ every time we meet.”

“Ah...understood.”

“Oh my...a Crucifix...so you’re a child of Father as well.” Simeon noticed the Crucifix around your neck.

The conversation soon shifted to some religious studies and the three demons had to leave as they couldn’t take it anymore.

“Talking with you is so refreshing, MC.”

“It’s me who should be saying that.”

“Alright, it’s not early anymore. I have to say goodbye to you two. Ah, before I forget...”

Simeon took something...no, two things...a book and a bottle.

“These are for you. I pray that they would be of use to you.”

“Thank you...thank you...thank you, Simeon.”

“These are not mine. They were from Michael, he asked me to deliver them to you. Remember to say thank to him in your prayers.”

“Will do.” you looked at the Bible and the bottle of holy water with sparkling eyes. 

The Seducer, the Tempter, the Enemy, the Father of Lies - these titles of Satan was chosen because I think they fit Obey Me context. If you have completed Lesson 29 and 30, in which you learn Seductive Speechcraft with “Professor” Satan, you will understand what I mean. 

MY MASTERLIST

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wait i fucked up. i fucked up lmao fuck

ending every scene in the last chapter on a vicious cliffhanger instead of actually building tension normally ✌️

[top-tier-tickles]

Sugar-Coated Situation

This is a Cuphead tickle fic requested by @radfreakalmondstudent. Consider this my official apology for the last fic, I genuinely have no clue how to write angst. I'll learn tho👍.I hope you enjoy it.

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"RUN, MUGMAN, RUN!"

"IM TRYING!"

Apparently, trying to run when your legs have been fused into a fixed position had proved to be difficult.

If only they hadn't broken the rules! Two simple rules and they broke them! Now Cuphead was bouncing as a gummy of himself, and Mugman was a stiff gingerbread mug.

And a hungry baroness with her living castle close behind.

"ITS NO USE, BOYS, THERES NOWHERE TO GO!" She called, her candy castle roaring.

She was almost right, there seemed to be no other exit than the gate that lead them into here. The candy cane gates slowly closing in front of it.

If they were quick enough, they might just slip through the bars and be home free.

Attempting to pick up the pace, the brothers dashed for the gates, their new forms hindering their pursuit.

"We can make it! We can make it!"

Just as they reached the exit, the gates creaked closed. They couldn't make it.

"Too slow, boys!" The Baroness cackled maniacally. She dove back into her castle, which was now dormant again, and came out of the door.

"P-Please, Ms. Baroness. Have mercy on us." Mugman quivered, huddling close to his gummycup brother.

"We're so sorry! Please don't eat us!" Cuphead begged.

There was silence as the baroness approached, and just as she was right in front of them, she began to giggle.

"Pfffft- Hehehehehe! Oh, I can't do it. I just can't keep a straight face whenever I do this..." She wiped a tear from her eye as she calmed down.

"W-Wha...." Cuphead said, dumbfounded.

Bon Bon lifted her candy cane scepter, using the end of it to boop the brothers' noses. The act somehow caused them to revert back to normal cups again.

The pair stood there, staring at the royal blankly, slowly blinking back put of their trance.

"Wait, so you AREN'T gonna eat us?" Cups asked.

"Oh, no! I've already told you, I don't eat children. That whole turning you into candy was just a scare tactic to punish ya for breaking the rules." She replied, resting her chin on the hook of her candy cane.

"So you nearly gave us heart attacks for that!?" Mugman, stood again, thankful for the full mobility.

"Yep! Heehee!"

"You really are crazy, lady."

"Hey! It was just a little prank, that's all."

The boys pouted, angry that she went do far just to scare them.

"Oh, it seems that you two aren't happy." She stood again, "New rule: No frowning in SugarLand. And it looks like yous two are breakin' it..."

The pair's eyes widened, that not fair!

"Hey! You can't just make up rules as you go!" Cuphead complained.

"Oh, but I can. I'm the baroness, remember?", she curtsied, "and you two deserve a punishment.

She grabbed them, taking them to a giant peppermint that had syrup on its side, and stuck them to the syrup.

"There you go."

"Hey, what are you doing?!" Cuphead asked, trying to pry himself from the syrup.

"Oh, don't worry, just sit back and relax while I do....THIS!" She suddenly began scratching her fingers on their tummies.

"AH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! STAPIT!" Cuphead cackled.

"HEHEHEHEHEHEE! HEHEHEHEY!" Mugman laughed.

"Never! This is your punishment! Gitchy gitchy goo!" She began to tease them, raising her hands to Cuphead's armpit and Mugman's ribs.

"AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHEHERE!" Cuphead lost it.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE'RE SOHOHOHOHOHORRY!" Mugman attempted to defuse the situation.

"You're not sorry yet, boys." The baroness continued to tickle the boys to pieces.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE! HEHEHEHEHAHAHAAHA!"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!"

The baroness giggled herself, smiling at their adorable laughs and smiles.

"Oh, You two are so cute, I could just eat you up! I think I will..." She suddenly dove her face into Cuphead's belly, blowing a huge raspberry on it.

"AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHOHO! NOT THOHOHOHOSE!"

She began to alternate the raspberries between the boys, sending them into hysterics.

"PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE HAHAHAVE MERCHEEHEEHEE!"

"AHAHAHAHAHA! PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE!"

Deciding that they've had enough, Bon Bon stopped, using her candy cane to hook onto their handles, peeling them off of the peppermint.

The boys caught their breath, feeling better knowing that they weren't going to be eaten.

"Well, you boys can come back any time you want. But I'm afraid that you'd better head home now."

"Y-Yeah, let's go, Mugsy." Cuphead nudged his brother.

"Ok. Bye, Ms. Baroness!" The boys waved as they left.

"Toodle-loo!"

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THE END.

[dimpledlianfang]

A surprise for you all~~

Another day of xue yang teaching~~

Xue yang: welcome back!!

Jinling: how do you manage to keep kidnapping us?!

Xue yang: it's a gift.

Xue yang: aww. New students!! Welcome to the best class you'll ever have.

Huaisang I didn't want to be here.

Xue yang: that's the whole point of kidnapping, headshaker!

Mingjue: Xue yang! You told me that Lan xichen was in trouble?!!!! How dare you trick me!

Xichen: *living his best life drinking tea* hii dage!!

Mingjue: he's completely fine.

Xue yang: aren't you happy? That tea could have been poison or alcohol.

Jingyi: alcohol was an option? I want some!

Xue yang: you're too young.

Jiggy. Did you do my homework?

Yao: of course Chengmei. Here are the sweets.

Xue yang: thank you.

Su she and mo xuanyu: *sleeping*

Xue yang: you two are so rude. Time to wake up!!

Xue yang: I'll slap them awake.

Mingjue: nah I got this. Jiggy isn't hot!

Huaisang: yea he isn't! And I stole your makeup.

Su she: *waking up* who invited you and what did you saying about him?

Mo xuanyu: give me back my red paint!! And Yao gege is flawless.

Xue yang: ahahahahahaha. THE SIMPS ARE AWAKE. 

Xichen: A-Yao. Can I borrow a pencil?

Yao: sure.

Xue yang: oh, return of the dragon. But the dragon is 4L cultivation.

Su she: so you didn't bring one?! What would Zongzhu use. Selfish Lan.

Xue yang: let Lan lips do his thing.

Mingjue: *cracking up* Lan lips?

Sizhui: oh my goodness.

Jingyi: *laughing* SECT LEADER LAN LIPS!!!! SENIOR LAN LIPS!!

Xue yang: yep that's his name.

Lan xichen: see what you have caused.

Su she: Lan twink.

Xue yang: hahahahaha.

Yao: I think I like Lan lips more *laughing*

Jinling: you guys are so lame! Except for xiao shushu.

Xue yang: oh right! I have to appoint more stereotypes. Ok Huaisang is That B****.

Huaisang: excuse me?! What did you call me?

Nmj: don't let me break your remaining fingers.

Yao: dage, please spare Chengmei.

Xichen: *closing his eyes and meditating*

Xue yang: let me finish. Huaisang is That b**** who knows everyone's business. And hates the hot cheerleader, a.k.a, Jiggy. 

Huaisang: why do San ge get to be the hot cheerleader. I want to be the hot cheerleader!

Xue yang: you once were. But got fired. And your dage won't let you.

Mo xuanyu: yang gege you're so good at writing fanfics.

Xue yang: thank you do much! Now I'm writing, 104 Ways To Us A Knife.

But I have always wanted to write an Au, where my friends and enemies are the characters.

Jingyi: that's so messed up!

Su she: who am I in your fanfics?

Xue yang: between a (Jiggy) simp and a nerd. Or a collegue of mine.

Su she: fair enough.

Xue yang: so Huaisang is That b**** and Dage is that hot body builder dude. Who hates the cheerleader but secretly likes him. As for the cheerleader, he's very smart and talented. And that's what the guy, as well as Lan Lips admire.

Mo xuanyu: and what about the dimples?

Xue yang: of course. That's his weapon. It makes Lan lips drunk. It makes him stutter! It once swallowed his heart!

Su she: *disgusted* I feel like he's forcing my Zongzhu, to be honest.

Sizhui: woww. Sorry Mr. Xue, all I know is Wangxian.

Jinling: are they a thing? Xiao shushu are you also a cutsleeve?

Jingyi: wow. I heard that Lianfang zun's dimples are so deep that SENIOR LAN LIPS can stick his finger in it.

Heard it from Huaisang qianbe.

Huaisang: me?! I don't know for sure ok!

Xichen: *meditating* Buddha, please grant me inner peace.

Yao: *facepalms, while laughing* Muffin can we start the class.

Xue yang: shoot! Yea right.

You have all tied me up in your class drama.

Xue yang: you want Huaisang's fan, what do you do?

Huaisang's: why me?!

Xue yang: cuz you're weak.

Su she: I'll grab it and disappear.

Jinling: I don't like fans.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege would buy me a fan. So I don't need to steal it from Huaisang gege.

Yao: I bought fans for Huaisang. But if I must.

I'll tell him that something is wrong with his currant fan. Then he'll give it to me, hoping that I will fix it or buy him a new one.

Jingyi: I will shout GIMME THAT! Then snatch it.

Mingjue: HUAISANG GIMME YOUR FAN!! OR I'LL BREAK YOUR PAINT BRUSHES!!!!

Huaisang: *hiding behind his fan* take them all dage.

I'm scared.

Xichen: I'll ask politely.

Sizhui: same.

Xue yang: *rubbing his face* oh Lan lips. Why does it always have to be Lan lips. And wangxian's love child.

Xue yang: you all are smart. But not xue yang smart.

Xue yang: I would put him in a choke hold, from behind. Then I'll snatch it along with some of his money. Hehehehhehehe.

Mingjue: what a gremlin.

Huaisang: please don't do that. I have a weak bladder.

Xue yang: oh gosh. I didn't know you were into me. Lol!

Mingjue: he gets scared easily. Xue yang.

Xue yang: medium rare dage! Stop spoiling it for me!

Anyways I'm not into Huaisang.

Maybe Su she is.

Su she: hell no! And he insulted my Zongzhu. *pouts*

Xue yang: aww. It's alright little simp. We all agree that Jiggy is hot.

Mingjue: is this some kind of simp club?

Xue yang: no. Wait. Is it?

Jinling: why is xiao shushu so popular. I know he's a sect leader but.

Jingyi: I think it's because of the money he has underneath his hat.

Sizhui: what if he's kind, Jingyi. Lol.

Yao: why are you all simping in front the juniors. That's inappropriate.

Mo xuanyu: we can ever be appropriate, Yao gege.

Yao: *looking at xue yang eating a piece of candy from off a dirty counter* you're right.

Xue yang: next question!!

Xue yang: who would you stab if I give you a knife?

Yao: my enemies.

Mingjue: right! I agree. But I don't want to agree with Meng Yao.

Xichen: a fierce corpse.

Mo xuanyu: enemies! Like Yao gege.

Jinling: Jingyi.

Jingyi: you won't be able to, if I stab you first!

Su she: xue yang.

Xue yang: I thought we were friends, Shanshan.

Su she: lol I wouldn't, even though you get on my nerves.

And Zongzhu forbids me.

Xue yang: Gosh, he forbids me as well.

Huaisang: San ge.

Yao and others: *turning to face him*

Huaisang: well I don't know. I don't think I would. Have you guys ever saw me with a knife before.

Xue yang: get out of my class. You're suspended.

Su she: and never come back, or else I'll kick you.

Xue yang: do something worst!. Hang him up on a post or something.

Orrrr. Leave him on a roof. I think he's also afraid of heights.

That's why he's afraid of dage, because he's tall.

Mingjue: *death stare*

Xue yang: come fight me dage!

@verycatbluebird it continues😵‍💫

[00just-a-pancake00]

Bound to Talk (KiriBaku)

This one is for the best Lee Kiri lover @ticklishfanart

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The last thing Eijirou remembered was hanging out with Katsuki earlier in the evening. The redhead and blonde were currently a day after the moving in of the dorms. Bakugou and Kirishima decided to have a night in while the others went out running erands. Getting comfy in jogging bottoms and t-shirts, watching bad television, drinking soda and eating pizza before passing out on the couch.

However, Kirishima still couldn't figure out how he ended up in his current predicament. His hands cuffed behind his back and his ankles crossed and tied with rope. He awoke to find himself restricted and his bound feet in Bakugou's lap with said explosive guy stroking the tops of his socked feet.

"Kats, what the hell is going on?"

"Nothing. Just having some fun. Or I'm about to anyway." he said vaguely.

"You call tying me up fun? You've lost it. And where did you get handcuffs?" Kirishima said as he struggled to get free.

"I really don't think that's what you should be focused on right now."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah. You are in a very vulnerable position right now."

Kirishima gulped. He'd been well aware of his vulnerable position, but had hoped that he'd be able to talk himself out of it before Bakugou could take advantage. Bakugou could pretty much do whatever he wanted to him and Kirishima couldn't do anything to stop him.

"You understand now don't you?" Bakugou said as he went from rubbing the tops of Kirishima's feet to lightly running his thumb nail over the socked soles.

The redhead squirmed in blonde's grip but said nothing.

"Never thought I'd see the day when you were speechless. I think we need to fix that."

"Kaaaahaaaats! come on. This---Is this really necessareeeee" Eijirou squeaked as Katsuki began to run his fingers over his captive's feet.

Bakugou merely smiled as he continued.

The riot bit his lip and rolled from side to side hoping to distract himself from the sensations on the bottom of his feet.

The captor saw what he was doing and simply saw it as a challenge.

"You're only delaying the inevitable, Kiri. You might as well give in."

"Fuhuck off!! ahahahaha! No! Bakubro!"

"Tickle tickle tickle. I know this is driving you crazy" Bakugou sing-songed as his fingers flew faster over Kiri's feet.

He stubbornly refused to give in even though the other is right. If he kept tickling him like this, he would lose it and he wouldn't stop for a long time. The verbal teasing didn't help either.

"Shiitty hair~ come on Kiri. Give me what I want. Let me hear your laugh. It's been too long....."

"Mph---w-what do you m-mean?"

Bakugou smirked, "We'll talk about that later. Right now I want to hear you laugh" he said as he dug into Kirishima's soles.

"AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA NOHO!!! BAHAKUGOHO!!! NO AHAHAHAHAHAHA COME OHOHOHOHN"

"There we go. That's what I want to hear."

Kirishima lay back against the couch and laughed. He wiggled and rolled but couldn't get away. He attempted to pull his legs away from Bakugou, but that didn't work either.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

After some time had passed, Eijirou could barely struggle. He weakly lay back on the couch, tears rolling down his face as he laughed and laughed.

"I knew you'd give in eventually" Katsuki said as he slowed his tickles.

Kirishima would have told him to "fuck off" if he had the breath for it.

"I wonder if you're ticklish anywhere else" Bakugou said with a look on his face that said he knew for a fact that Kirishima had other ticklish spots.

"Kats please, please man---don't do this---"

Bakugou ignored his friend's pleas, placed his hands on Kirishima's kneecaps and gently began squeezing.

Kirishima giggled and tried his best to dislodge Bakugou's hands but was unable to. His giggles turned to full blown laughter as he moved his hands up and started to squeeze his thighs.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Bakugou sat quietly as he methodically tickled Kirishima's sensitive thighs. Moving back and forth between his thighs and knees, feeling around for particular spots that would give him the most laughter.

Eijirou's eyes were squeezed shut and tears continued to roll down his now red face. In the back of his mind, he wondered if he would ever get any relief from this tickling.

Katsuki eventually stopped the tickling only to straddle hiz thighs. The redhead continued to laugh even though he was aware that the tickling had stopped. Bakugou patiently waited for his captive to get himself under control before speaking to him.

"Is you're tummy ticklish?"

Kirishima looked up at Bakugou with big watery red eyes and a panicky smile. The kind of smile that breaks out on someone's face when they know they're about to be tickled.

"I'll take that as a yes." Bakugou said as he pushed Kirishima's t-shirt up to reveal his new target.

Kirishima opened and closed his mouth a few times, wanting to plead for mercy but knowing it wouldn't do any good. He sucked in his stomach as Bakugou's wiggling fingers came closer and closer. The riot squeezed his eyes shut and tightened his stomach, hoping to put up some kind of resistance.

Bakugou noticed this and instead of digging in right away, he decided to go for a softer approach. He lightly tickled Kirishima's stomach and sides, pulling his joggers down and lightly tracing the from hip to hip.

Kiri gasped at the unexpected sensations and unintentionally relaxed. While Bakugou's touch still tickled, it wasn't torturous. It felt kind of good, though he would never admit that.

Bakugou carefully watched his friend's reactions, thoroughly enjoying the gasps and sighs that fell from his lips when he softly tickled a sensitive spot. He then began to pick up the pace.

Falling under the lull of Bakugou's tickles, Kirishima was unprepared for the harder tickles that were now assaulting his senses. But before he could plead Bakugou switched back to softer tickles, tracing his around his navel while tickling from hip to hip.

He looked up at Kirishima's face. His eyes were closed and his face looked relaxed and peaceful as he giggled softly. Bakugou continued alternating between hard and soft tickles before the redheas exclaimed through his laughter "You're a tease you know that, Katd?"

Bakugou chuckled as he climbed off of Kirishima and reclaimed his earlier seat with his feet in his lap. He was amazed to find that he hadn't groaned, cursed or tried to pull his feet away. He simply lay there with a half-grin on his face waiting for Bakugou's next move.

"I'd say it's about time I got back to these feet don't you?" Bakugou said "But where gonna have to get rid of these first." he began tugging at the toes of Eijirou's socks which led to him trying to pull his feet away.

"Uh uh, Shitty Hair. Get back here" he said as he grabbed Kiri by the rope restraints. Bakugou then lifted his right leg, placed his feet over his left leg and lowered his right leg again. This not only trapped Kirishima, but it also freed up both of Bakugou's hands.

Bakugo pulled Kirishima's socks down passed his heels and grabbing the toes, slowly pulled the socks revealing his friends feet. It was almost like he was unwrapping a gift.

Tossing the socks at Eijirou ("Cheers!" he said) before leaning in to examine the bare soles more closely.

His feet were flushed a light peach at the heels and balls of his feet. While the soles were wrinkly and soft looking. Riot confirmed this with a single stroke down each foot. He was surprised at the look and feel of Kirishima's feet considering the fact that his friend, more often than not, walked around barefoot.

"I don't have all day, Katcake."

Bakugou couldn't help but softly giggle. Not even being in a such a precarious position could stop Kirishima from being Kirishima.

"Sure thing, Shit Hair. I'll get right on it" he said as he scratched at the bound feet in front of him.

Eijirou laughed and jerked his legs, but couldn't get away. And with his ankles crossed and tied, he couldn't even use one foot to protect the other from the ticklish onslaught.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHONOOOOOONONOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEYEHEHEYEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHAHAHHEHAHAH"

He bucked around like a worm on a hook. He couldn't remember the last time he'd been tickled this much. Laugh after hysterical laugh was pulled from his throat and there was nothing he could do to resist the varying sensations on his feet.

Bakugou tickled his high arches, his slightly rough heels and underneath & between his short, slightly chubby toes.

Snorting with laughter, Kirishima finally threw his head back, lay there and howled. It were as though he were finally accepting of the situation and decided to simply let go (and perhaps enjoy it).

Bakugou continued for a little while longer and with one firm final scratch stopped. Much to Kirishima's relief.

They sat in silence, well Bakugou did while Kirishima giggled quietly. The blonde pomeranian lifted his leg and placed Kiri's feet back onto his lap, rubbing the tops of his feet in what he hoped was a soothing gesture.

"Kats, what was that about?" Kirishima asked, his voice a bit hoarse from laughter.

Bakugou sighed.

"The others and I have noticed that you'd been a bit down lately. We know you worry about us, about loads of things and you never share it with us. We want to be there for you the way you're there for us. You keeping your problems to yourself is eating you alive. You don't seem to realize or you do and think we don't notice. You barely laugh or smile or throw pillow and tickle fights in this dorm. What happened to you, my Red Riot?"

Kirishima sat there quietly listening. He couldn't deny any of it.

"I just didn't want---"

"Us to worry. I know" Bakugou finished. "So I came up with a plan---"

"To tie me up and tickle me? I had no idea you were so kinky Katsuki. It's always the quiet ones."

"Quiet, Ei," Bakugou laughed as he gave his feet a few more tickles. "The tickling was to break down you're defenses, get you to listen and eventually talk".

"Okay Okay!!" Kirishima laughed.

"So, will you come to us if something's wrong? We know it won't happen overnight, you being so stubborn and all."

Kirishima stuck out his tongue in response, but quickly answered with a "Yes, alright, okay" when he saw Bakugou fingers hovering above his feet.

"Good" the human pomeranian said as he lowered his hand.

"Can you untie me now?"

Before Bakugou could answer, there was a knock on the door followed by loud voices asking to be let in.

"No, I don't think so. I think the rest of us would like to have a "talk" with you too" Bakugou said as he wiggled his fingers."No, Kats. Come on. No, I----."

Bakugou opened the door and Mina, Sero, and Kaminari walked into the room. Loudly laughing and talking with Bakugou about they're night out. The noise died out when the four saw Kirishima trussed up on the couch.

"Hey." the redhead responded in what he hoped was a casual way.

The three looked between Kirishima and Bakugou.

"So, I guess your talk went well?" said Sero.

"Really well by the looks of things" said Kaminari as he took in Kirishima's disheveled appearance.

"You all knew he was going to tickle me?!"

"Not really, Bakugou simply said he had a plan to get you to talk to us again. He didn't get specific. He simply asked us to go out so he could get you alone" said Mina.

"So you tickled him?" Sero asked and smiled as Kirishima nodded. "Well, that's not very nice, Bakugou."

"Yeah that's not very nice, KitKat." Kirishima chimed in.

"It's not fair to have a tickling session and not invite us!" giggled Mina.

Kirishima's heart dropped. He looked at each of the faces of his friends and knew it he wasn't getting away so easily

The Redhead started squirming in his bonds as his friends all walked towards the couch and took different positions by his vulnerable body. Sero by his head, Mina by his chest, Kaminari by his hips & thighs and Bakugou once again by his feet.

"Guys, come on, please----"

They all laughed as they wiggled their fingers and chanted variations of "Tickle Tickle" and "Cootchie Coo."

Kirishima broke out into giggles before they even touched him and the last thought that crossed his mind when their fingers finally did land on his ticklish spots and he was lost in helpless laughter was:

'It's going to be a long night'

[intheticklecloset]

@duckymcdoorknob

At long last, a dream has come true. LEE NORMAN. I've wanted to write for him since the first episode! Thank you for the prompt! ^^

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“You really shouldn’t have done that,” Ray grumbled, shoving his hands in his pockets as he glared at Norman.

Norman smiled sweetly at him as always, shrugging. “The younger kids want to play with you so bad, Ray. Can’t you indulge them a little bit? Even one game?”

“Where’s my book, Norman?”

Norman folded his arms behind his back innocently. “I don’t know.”

“Liar.”

“Am I?” Now Norman’s tone was challenging, his blue eyes fixed on his grumpy friend with unwavering confidence. “Am I, Ray?”

Ray huffed out an irritated sigh. “Give it back.”

“I don’t have it.”

“Then where’d you put it?”

“I didn’t put it anywhere.”

“Norman.” Ray took a step closer, getting into Norman’s personal space. “Where. Is. My. Book?”

“Like I said, I don’t know.”

“That’s it!” Suddenly Ray tackled him to the ground, making Norman yelp in surprise. Ray usually fought with his mind, not with his hands, but unluckily for him he wasn’t as physically strong as either of his oldest friends, so he went down easily and succumbed just as fast when Ray’s fingers found his sides and dug in. “Tell me, or I’ll tickle it out of you!”

“Ah! Ray! Wahahahahahahait!” Norman squealed, tossing his head back and weakly pushing at his friend’s arms as giggles spilled out of him. He tried to gain leverage by digging his heels into the ground and flipping over, but Ray merely straddled him and made sure to keep him right where he was. “Ahahahahahaha! No, wahahahahahahahait! I reheheheheheheally don’t knohohohohohohow!”

“Liar.”

“I’m nohohohohohohot!” Norman cried, cheeks pink with uncontrollable mirth, squirming helplessly against the tickling onslaught. “I dohohohohohon’t hahahahahave it! I don’t know whehehehehere she put it!”

Ray stopped. “She?”

Norman realized his mistake and widened his eyes. “No, Ray—”

“So Emma has it.”

“No!”

Ray studied him for a moment, then began tickling once again, leaning in close to his friend’s laughing face as he growled, “Liar.”

Norman decided that – as long as it was for Emma – taking Ray’s punishment really wasn’t the worst thing in the world.

[honey-milk-depresso]

TWST Wonderland: s/o with a moe gap personality (Floyd Leech)

Hello! SO I decided I wanted to complete the whole moe gap s/o with Octavinelle series and so far I have Jade and Azul (feel free to read-) So, I’m going to complete the Octatrio by adding Floyd into the mixture! I hope you enjoy!

AHAHHAHAHA-

Wheezes

YOU MESSED UP AZUL’S FACE AHAHAHAHAHAHA-

It so happened when you came to Octavinelle, trying to fix whatever Ace dragged you in. Azul immediately tried to make you agree to a contract which you immediately told him off rather harshly.

The look on Azul’s face that was disheveled and offended just made Floyd burst out laughing.

Koebi chan just knows how to make Azul lose his composure, don’t they?

Floyd decided that it be a good idea to disturb and interrupt any conversation you had with the Adeuce combo while you were in Monstro Lounge.

You coldly shrugged him off, however, only glaring at him and returning back to the conversation, even sliding in a few sarcastic remarks about the troublesome eel.

Half of him was displeased, your no fun to be with! All you do is ignore him which was slightly irritating. Apart of him was amused. You have some guts insulting him, and at that, right in front of his face, don’t you koebi-chan?

Well, even if you don’t seem to talk to him, he still persisted anyways. He talked to you in Monstro Lounge, before class, after class and so on.

Eventually, you got used to the Leech twin’s constant pestering and eventually warmed up to him. You greeted him back when he greets you, and actually communicated though it was sometimes a string of insults or just with really little words.

He was weird, and still found that cold attitude of yours attractive for some reason.

Yay! Koebi-chan finally spoke to him!

As much as Floyd loves the fact that you finally talked to him, he can’t help but wonder if you could ever smile. You never smile with anyone or with him! Hmph! 

He tried various schemes but to no success.

One day, you and Floyd were having a conversation, which Floyd initiated by annoying approaching you as per usual.

Then, three Savanaclaw students came in and disrupted the conversation you two had.

“ Pfft, look at the eel freak! He got along with another freaky chic! Suits the both of you!” The other two snickered and threw more insults.

While Floyd didn’t really cared about the insults thrown at him, he was angered by the insults that were thrown at you, and the fact they were interrupting your conversation.

Before he could even squeeze them to death, you stood up, and look dead into the Savanaclaw students.

“If the only purpose of your existence is to make useless and baseless comments about others, then I say you three I quite pathetic. Quit insulting my friend. He’s much more unique than your worthless souls.”

Damn,

that was hot.

The three Savanaclaw students were speechless and embarrassed, and they just scrambled out of the Monstro Lounge.

You turned back to Floyd.

“Are-are you okay?”

Did he just heard you stuttered?

HOLY SHIT YOU DID-

Floyd just nodded his head, still taken aback by the sudden events.

You sat back down and pulled a snack out of his pocket and placed it on his lap. You said you were worried  because of the students’ pathetic opinions insults might give him mood swings.

Floyd felt a small blush crept up his cheeks when you slightly smiled at him before grinning.

“Now where were we?”

He was taken aback, but flashed a wide grin with the pink blush of his cheeks still present.

Koebi-chan is just full of surprises.