#now everytime i talk about a football match she says “was your boyfriend playing there” 😭

[moonystoes]

[anidiotwithnolifebehindthescreen]

Oneshot

AU

Lex Foster x Ethan Green

Lex Foster x Hannah Foster

Ethan Green x Hannah Foster

Tony Green x Ethan Green

Tony Green x Lex Foster

Tony Green x Hannah Foster

Warnings swearing, childbirth, mentions of Epidural and fluff.

The Birth of the Foster-Green baby

It was mid February and Foster sisters were sat playing a game of Uno and Hannah was on a winning streak. Lex sat on the opposite side of Hannah determined to win a game, but was failing so far. Hannah gave Lex a grin as she waved her last card before shouting "UNO" "shit Hannah you beat me again, how are you so good at this?" Hannah strugged her shoulders before shuffling the cards for another game. "So Hannah what did Webby day to you again?" Lex asked as she would usually do everyday. "Webby said special day important, someone new didn't say who though, told me to wait as it wouldn't be long." Hannah replied as she started placing the 7 cards down for both of them.

Lex got up for a moment, needing to go to the bathroom once again as the tiny human wouldn't stop playing football with her bladder. After she had finished, she went to look in the mirror and noticed how tired she looked. Of course at 40 weeks pregnant and 3 days over the due date, sleep was no longer a thing. Lex could barely move and had to borrow Ethans jogger bottoms and hoodie as hers don't fit anymore. She washed her face to try and make her look less tired, when she heard a popping noise and felt a gush, she looked down to the floor to see that her waters had broken.

She quickly dried her face before rushing to the kitchen to pick up her phone. But before she could even dial the number to Ethan, pain ripped through her more painful than anything she had experienced causing her to drop the phone. The pain subsides enough for Lex to pick up the phone and ring Ethan, but after a few rings she gave up. Another contraction comes and this one is stronger and causes Lex to cry out. "Hannah I think I'm having the baby" she cried out. Hannah quickly gets up to go and help her sister. "Ethan?" She asked quietly. "No hes not picking up, but could you be a good girl and ring Tony for me please Banana" Lex asked before yelling out causing Hannah to cover her ears.

She gets up and grabs the phone dialing Tony's number, after 2 rings he picks up "Hello Green here, how can I help you?" "Tony!" "Hannah? Are you okay, what about Lex is she okay" he asked worried. "Lexi, baby, pain, lots of yelling" Hannah said through the phone to Tony. "Oh my goodness, Lex is having the baby" he said out loud to himself "what? Lex is having the baby!" a voice in the background askes. The two voices panic frantically. "Hannah give me the phone" Lex demands through gritted teeth. Hannah quickly rushes to give the phone to Lex. Ethan you better get your ass over here now, so that I can rip off your balls for doing this to me, do you fucking understand" she yells through the phone. A mixture of "Yes babe and we are coming now Lex" spoke through the phone.

20 minutes later the sound of a car pulls up and the two Green boys rush into the house, Hannah rushes up to Tony and wraps her arms around him. Ethan rushes to Lex's side and gently takes her hand into his. "Are you okay babe, any pain? " Ethan asked Lex gives Ethan a death glare. "No Ethan I'm screaming because I'm so fucking excited of course I'm in fucking pain" she said with heavy sarcasm.

Let's get you to the hospital, dad can you grab the bag from our room please and I will get Lex in the car. Tony and Hannah scramble to Ethan and Lex's room, both of them trying to find the birthing bag "Found it" Hannah's quiet voice alerts Tony.

"Thank you very much Hannah, come on let's give this to Ethan and they can go to the hospital." They both rush outside where Ethan was standing by Lex holding her hand as she goes through another wave of contractions. "Here you go son, now go to that hospital and have that baby, I will stay here with Hannah if that's okay with you, Lex and of course Hannah." Hannah looks up at Tony before nodding to let him know that she was okay staying with him. Ethans asked Lex and she agrees that Tony can look after her, Ethan buckles himself up and leaves for Hachetfield hospital.

They arrived at the hospital, before walking into the reception area where they are lead go a room. They check Lex over to make sure everything was good and that the baby was okay. They give Lex some epidural to ease some of the pain, Ethan sat beside her and held her hand the whole time. After the medication kicked in, Lex and Ethan chatted for a while. "I can't believe it, the baby is going to be here soon, I never though I'd be a father" Ethan said while nervously running his gloved hand through his curls. Lex smiles gently at him, before taking his hands with hers. "I'm so excited yet so nervous at the same time, once this baby is born nothing will be the same again, what if I'm a terrible mother."Lex said "babe your are nothing like that bitch also known as your mother, she's gone now, it's just going to be Me, You, The baby, Hannah and Dad. we are family Lex, we will be here for you." He said with a proud look in his eyes, Lex gives a watery smile before placing a hand on her boyfriends face to bring him closer for a kiss.

A couple of hours later, Lex was having contractions again and the midwife checked to see how diluted she was, before confirming that she is indeed 10cm and can now start pushing. Ethan was by her side as the midwife starts telling her to push and as she did, she squeezed Ethans hand causing him to let out high pitched scream. "Ethan shut the fuck up, I'm not squeezing your hand that hard" she snapped at him Ethan nodded before uttering a "sorry babe" after a little while they both hear a cry, the midwife announces that it's a boy and then they handed the sweet little bundle to Lex.

"Hi baby hi, I'm your mummy and this is your daddy" she said with a tired smile and tears in her eyes. Ethan leaned over and gave Lex a sweet kiss, before looking at the tiny bundle in her arms. She placed the sleeping baby in his arms, when the baby let out a yawn before opening his eyes and looking up to him with big blue eyes that matches Ethans. "Hi I'm your daddy" he said gently to the baby, smiling as the tears well up in his eyes. Ethan gently stoked the baby's dark hair. He sniffles and wiped his eyes before looking at Lex with a smile. "I can't believe we have a baby, we made this tiny human" he said voice cracking. "He's beautiful, Ethan he's our baby, our son"she smiled. He smiles back. "I'm going to ring dad to let him know" Ethan announced as he handed the baby back to Lex, so that he could ring his father.

Tony and Hannah had both fallen asleep watching a film, waiting for the arrival of the baby. Tony had fallen asleep sitting although slightly slumped, his hat had fallen to the floor. Hannah's head was on his arm, legs stretched over the sofa's arm, Tony's jacket placed over her to keep her warm. The phone rang and they both jolted up, Tony searched for his phone before finding it on the floor and answering it. "Hello Green and Foster how can we help you"Hannah giggled at this. After a moment of talking on the phone, he hung up and turned to Hannah with a big smile on his face. Lex has had the baby, they said we can go to the hospital to see him if we like" he told Hannah. She nodded. "Okay that's good, let's go then banana I'm sure you're missing your sister and I want to see my grandson, he gently nudged Hannah before grabbing his keys and opened the door and let Hannah go out first.

They arrived at the hospital went to the room that Lex and Ethan was in and Tony knocked on the door. A faint "come in" come through and they walked in. Lex and Ethan's face came into Hannah's view. Their faces lit up when they saw Hannah and Tony, Ethan got up to hug his dad before looking down to Hannah. "Hey Banana, how are ya bud" he grinned before placing his hand on her shoulder. "Hey Hannah come here" a voice rang out Hannah looked to the side to see her sister urging her to come closer,she walked to the bed where Lex was, then sat where Ethan was originally sat before giving Lex a big hug.

Tony came over with Ethan and gave Lex a hug as well, "how are feeling" he asked her. "Tired but good" She replied. Ethan went over to the cot where the baby was layed, having woken from a nap. "Hey buddy you ready to meet your grandad." He picked up the baby before walking over to Tony, he place the baby in his father's arms. Tony looked down at his grandson before looking up at Ethan with a pround smile. "He's gorgeous Eth, what are you guys going to name him?" "Well me and Ethan decided on Oscar Lucas Green." Lex piped up "Oh you guys that's a lovely name for him, he looks like an Oscar too." Tony said looking at Ethan and his girlfriend. He handed the baby back to his son, before taking a seat on next to Hannah. Lex looked at her sister and smiled when Hannah smiled. "Hey Hannah would you like to hold him" Lex asked her, Hannah thought for a moment before nodding yes.

Ethan walked to Hannah before kneeling to Hannah's level, so that he could give Hannah the baby. she gently holds him in her arms and looks to see him looking up at her. She could see that he's going to look like Ethan with his bright blue eyes, the dark hair with a hint of curls at the end and his little smile, he gives everytime she touches his face. After a while her arms started to get tired, "Would you like me to take him Hannah" Ethan asked Hannah nodded "Heavy" everyone chuckled "yes he is, he's a big boy mainly Ethans fault" Lex chuckled, Ethan looked at her with mock offense on his face before taking Oscar out of her arms and gave him a kiss on the head before taking him back to the cot before gently settling him down.

After he had done that, he walked over to everyone else when Tony placed a finger on his lips smiling , Ethan gave him a confused look before Tony pointed to a sleeping Lex. Tony and Hannah left after a while and went back home. When they were back Hannah put her Pjs on and Tony offered to read her a story, she nodded and got into her bed, Tony sat down next to her and started to read the book that Hannah had picked out.

The next morning, Lex and Ethan arrived home after being given the all clear that the baby was healthy and good to go, they walked into the house and into the living room, where Ethan placed the baby on the sofa and unbuckled him out of the car seat. Lex went to find Tony and Hannah. Ethan was showing the baby around the place, when he heard Lex call out for him from Hannah's room. He walked up to Hannahs room to see Lex standing in the doorway, he walked closer to Lex when he saw Hannah and Tony fast asleep together with Hannah's head on Tony's chest. "I think they must've fell asleep reading one of Hannah's books." Lex said with a smile on her face glad that Hannah trusts Tony enough to fall asleep on him. " Dad likes Hannah, Lex he's always sayin that your like a daughter to him, so he must see Hannah as a Grandaughter" Ethan said to her. "Does he really Eth" Lex asked getting emotional. "yeah Lex you and Hannah are family to us, we love you guys and we always will" Ethan said before slightly resting his head on Lex's head.

Hannah started stirring awake, before seeing Ethan and Lex at the door, she poked Tony in the chest. "Not yet son, it's too early" he muttered half asleep. "Lex and Ethan home" Hannah exclaimed excitedly. "Wha huh wait Lex and Ethan are home did you say." He said looked at Hannah, she nodded at him before pointing to the door. Tony looked over to see that they were in fact back home and smiled before getting up and stretching, Hannah did the same before walking over to Lex and giving her a hug. They pulled away at the sound of a cry from Oscar. Ethan handed him over to Lex when she walked away to feed him. He kneeled down slightly to give Hannah a hug. "How you doing Banana? were you good for pops while were at the hospital." She nodded then hugged him again resting her head on his shoulder, then Hannah felt another set of arms wrap around her and giggled. "Dad why" Ethan groaned "because you can never be too old for a hug now let your old man hug you and Hannah." FineEthan huffed rolling his eyes trying to bite back a grin.

After a while they all separated and headed into the kitchen, where Hannah and Tony had breakfast to start their day, then Hannah went to get dressed. Tony, Lex and Ethan sat on the sofa waiting for Hannah to join them. She eventually joimed them and sat next to Tony holding a giant spider. "Oh who's this?" Hannah she looked at him before quietly saying "Webby" "Webby huh, I like that" he encouraged. Lex and Ethan smiled at each other before handing the baby over to Tony so that he could have a hold. Lex layed her head on Ethans shoulder and he rested his head on hers. Hannah and Tony was distracted by spongebob playing on the TV and Oscar was happily asleep.

They were all together as a family and that all it mattered to them.

[parkeraul]

boyfriend — prologue | s.m & t.h

warnings: cursing, smut, angst, drinking.

prologue | part 1

The term that describes exactly what’s in between the boys is quite a mystery. 

They’re far from being friends, but they’re also not declared enemies. Well, that’s what Harrison or Brian would probably answer if you ever ask them what’s the problem between your best friends? 

Around the college, it’s rare to see them actually arguing or coming for each other by the corridors or in the few classes they have together. But if you want to see things heating up, make sure you attend to the ‘friendly’ football match the guys from the Empshire University every friday after 5pm — when classes are over and the pitch is ready. It sounds childish, just like any regular boyish action if you may, but the atmosphere gets immensely heavier whenever both of them are playing in opposite teams. With that, you cannot say that Tom and Shawn aren’t exactly very similar, actually. Both competitive, both popular among people in college, both intelligent and passionate about art and its different forms. Oh, both annoyingly handsome in a way it gets most of the girls angry for not having a slight chance to trap them up onto a tightrope and call them boyfriend.  They both love going to the beach, having two or three bottles of beer and spend the rest of the day watching random sports on the TV when the day is free. 

But there are certainly lots of things that drifts one away from the other. 

Tom is a golf stan while Shawn is head–over–heels for hockey, for example.

Shawn is a helplessly romantic type of lover, might show up at your door and promise your parents he’ll drop you back home by 9. Long walks by the seashore under the moonlight — after buying you your favourite ice cream and complimenting your beautiful sundress, how amazingly well it fits you and highlights the colour of your skin. Shy touches, random love quotes and mentions of beautiful poems. Talks with you about dreams, about life and family, plans for the future. Wanna know the bands you like and what’s your favourite song ever. ‘Where’s your last name from?’ ‘What’s the class you like the least?’ ‘Do you love what you study?’. Timid & indirect flirting phrases — so he knows if it’s mutual by the way you either melt or step away — and wears his best cologne, hoping it’ll spark something inside of you. Typical Shawn Mendes. 

Tom, however, seems to be a lot more direct. If he wants you, he’ll sure let you know — probably through a joke, with a playful tone that carries all the sincerity. Festivals and crowdy — yet cozy — hangouts where you can both have an amazing time. Wants to get to know you better, making sure you know he’s paying attention to every word that comes out of your mouth by the way he looks at you so deeply, eyes shining as his irresistible smirk draws his lips. Laughs and happiness are priorities; soft but assertive touches on your hand as he walks beside you so you can notice he wants to hold hands with you; takes you to watch the city lights and goes crazy with you as your favourite song plays on his car’s radio. Stares at your lips intensely and dies inside whenever you poke your tongue out to lick them. Such a sucker type of lover, but you’ll only find it out if you stay long enough for him to trust you. Will make up dramatic scenes out of random situations to earn a laugh and wave you goodbye at your door, watching you disappear inside as he hopes your perfume is stuck on his cloth. Typical Tom Holland.

In between so many similarities and differences, there’s still a thing that connects Tom and Shawn more than football games and college classes.

Her.

When her frame crosses the rooms, it’s game over for both of them.  It’s ridiculous the way that she gets two grown–up men drooling for her effortlessly doing nothing more than just being herself. Call her a liar, but she swears she doesn’t sway her hips more intensely whenever she walks in front one of them. But it doesn’t matter, she could walk steady like a rock and it’d still light up a fire inside their boxers — to avoid saying heart because feelings aren’t part of the deal. It took a good while for her to surrender and stop messing around, finally step up and  give them a try. She always found funny the way they’d always try to impress her or melt her heart with their most incredible skills and stronger personality characteristics during the parties, or outside class begging to walk her home — getting nothing more than just her number, and then getting nothing more than a quick single response. 

No wonder why Tom enjoys reliving so much the day she finally softened up. 

“I’ve never imagined you’d be like this.”  “Like what?” Tom asks, moving tortuously slow as his grip strengthens.  “Kinky.”  She’s smiling so devilishly that he can’t help but do the same, squeezing the back of her thigh as he bends it more until the front part clinges to her boob. Like this, he gets more space to thrust into her deeper while he does his best to move closer, eyes glued on hers and lips brushing together with every push of his.  “Does that mean you had wet thoughts about me?” Tom whispers, feeling his mouth tickling hers as he rolls his hips unhurriedly. She gulps, enjoying the sensation of taking him inch by inch easily, once he’s getting soaked by her wetness and it makes his cock slide in and out deliciously.  Everything’s so deliberately intense that he can feel her core gradually swelling more, his length completely tightened inside of her warm heat holding him so delightfully. Even in his wildest dream, he’d never pictured this moment so perfectly with her looking so messily gorgeous under him. He’s sure amazed by her beauty, and now it seems to increase more his crush for her, if that’s even possible. She’s taken by surprise, noticing her throat going dry and chills taking over her entire body even though the temperature is hotter than hell. Tom never thought he’d see her weakening, but it’s not only real. It’s also priceless to watch her lips parting and eyes widening softly, pleasure mixing with the awe as he hits her g-spot with a forceful shove — which makes their skin slap together so loudly that it wouldn’t be unpredictable to get a knock on the door soon after.  “You’ve never answered my question, darlin’” He says sexily, capturing her bottom lip in between his teeth and sending her another hard stroke. She moans desperately, feeling the knot forming deep back in her pussy already supplicating for relief as it pulsates vigorously.  “Fuck, Holland,” Closing her eyes, she exhales sharply and takes a handful of the hair right above the nape of his neck. The other hand flies to his chest, scratching his flesh as it gets embellished by burning stripes of red. The strands of his chocolate hair are already a mess, making him look even more wrecked and sexy and his eyes are so dark that it matches with the atmosphere of the bedroom. “I just—”  “Just what?” And the bad thing is that his accent makes it all even worst. It’s impossible for her to resist the unmistakable sound of his voice — so unique and so sweet, but now washing her with desire as his tone falls one or two octaves and becomes low, raspy. Tucked deep inside of her, he makes quick and strong movements, knowing that he’s massaging her sensitive spot mercilessly by the way she starts squirming helplessly. Her moans turn into frantic cries, and Tom follows her because he can’t control himself and because he knows she loves when guys are loud also. He feels his cock throbbing just like her soaked walls around him and her hands instantly grab the headboard, while his fingers release her leg to curl around her throat. “Can’t even form a decent sentence, can ya?” He laughs under his breath and she swears she’s seeing stars beneath her eyelids. “Open your eyes, I wanna see you while I make you squirt all over my cock,” Tom demands, pressuring her throat a little bit more and as soon as she opens her eyes, it’s authomatic: they roll to the back of her head and flutter close again. “Open. Up.” 

With a huge effort, she does it lazily and finds his eyes already glancing at her. The moonlight breaking through the window is enough to illuminate their features enough for them to watch each other insanely dissolving in pure pleasure. There’s a glisten of sweat highlighting his defined abs and his hairline just like it’s also showing up on his lips, and she wonders if his tongue never gets tired of licking those pieces of plump skin everytime she clenches around him suddenly. Unexpectedly, Tom kisses her with a fiery craving and proves her wrong. From afar or licking inside her mouth, his tongue won’t ever get exhausted of teasing her. And she’s thankful, because the taste of sex stuck on their lips is insatiable. 

“Want to cum?” Tom breaks the kiss to ask through gritted teeth, feeling her gulping underneath his palm and she looks so damn beautiful all fucked like this.  But she only nods.  And he shoves his dick strongly at a point she thinks she’s never been hit this deep before, consequently letting her jaw fall in a silent scream.  “Betta use your mouth before I do.”  “Yes, daddy.”

That was such the perfect way to start the summer vacation, and that’s something they both know for sure. The bikini marks on her body contrasting with the rest of her tanned skin would remind her daily of a steamy week on the beach, definitely warmer in bed than on the sand. 

But by the end of the hot days — not naughtily speaking this time — the summer rain came to say and brought her a calming mood. A calm someone. 

She’s barely audible with the heavy rain pouring outside, drops hitting the ceiling harshly as she shivers  totally overpowered. Shawn’s tongue is lapping at her cunt devotedly, massaging her clit carefully, but not less intense at all. He’s savouring her like she’s his last meal, not believing his own eyes and, well, mouth too. It had never ocurred him that she’d taste this sweet and when he tries to reach her eyes, they’re closed and her face is serene. She’s got a defeated smile adorning her pretty face and her chest heavens beautifully, her hips moving delicately towards his wanting lips. 

It was hard to adapt herself to the softness at first, considering the feverish beginning of the season. But Shawn knew all too well how to ease her nerves with his skilled mouth, eating her out slow and passionate. She opens her eyes slightly to see Shawn’s lips moulding her pussy smoothly, taking her aching clit into his mouth and he looks like an angel down in there — flushed rosy cheeks under his hazel eyes, completely compelled by the sight of her splayed all over the bed so fucked for his mouth sucking on her now. Letting out a louder whimper, she takes his curls in between her fingers and rolls her hips provocatively. It obviously sparkles something inside his briefs and inside him, which leads Shawn to put one of her legs above his shoulder and circle her entrance with the tip of his forefinger. 

“Please, Shawn,” She begs under her breath, immersed in pleasure as her pussy swells under his control. “I need more.” 

And he can’t even pretend he wants to deny such a graceful requirement. 

In seconds, he inserts his finger all the way until it’s disappeared inside of her. He watches closely, forgetting to lick her purposely so he won’t miss this amazing moment. 

“More, baby.” 

He pushes the finger back and replaces it with his middle finger.  She thinks he might’ve probably understood it wrongly, but it’s just pure care.  He alternates fingers, one by one thrusting inside her soaked heat individually and she’s in the merge of losing her mind for fucks sake. Every move is too much and she’s not sure how long she can wait. 

When she considers sitting up to take the goddamn control, Shawn shoves the two fingers in a swift movement, making her back arch and a cry escape past her lips. This makes him smile, and he pumps the fingers with a certain strength as it gradually increases the wet sounds filling up the room. Every shove echoes throughout the space with smacking sounds and if she had ever felt her legs before, she doesn’t even remember. They’re trembling unstoppably as his mouth goes back on her sensitive bud, applying a heavier suction and flicking it with his tender, wet tongue. 

“Gon’ make you cum so good for me,” Shawn mutters against her, eventually switching from suctions to licks — from licks to suctions —  from suctions to kisses — from kisses to pumps. “So fuckin’ pretty taking me this well, eh?” 

And a lifetime would never be sufficient for him to compliment her enough. Even though he’s speechless to the view of her tanned body shaking more and more as she gets closer to her so–wanted high.

The thing though is that none of them had a single idea of what happened before the college days were back. And it’s true that the walls do have ears. Well, not all walls are made of concrete or bricks. Sometimes they’re ginger and tall, sometimes they’re blonde with blue eyes and a british accent.

“Dude,” Haz elbows Tom as he holds his beer still. “Don’t you think that there’s something wrong?”  “Nah,” Tom scoffs, taking a sip of his drink as they both watch her on the dance floor of Eryka’s party. By dance floor, it means large living room filled to the raftors. “She said ‘no strings attached’, so what? All the beginnings are fucked like this.” He explains, shrugging his shoulders like he’s got nothing to worry about.  “I’m not talkin’ ‘bout this,” Harrison says close to his friend’s ear and Tom follows his sight when he tilts his head back, catching the sight from all the way across the room. “A blue little bird told me she’s been seeing someone else too.” 

“If you keep staring they’ll know we’re talking about him,” Brian jokes, taking a single mouthful of his tequila shot.  “So what?” Shawn asks absentmindedly, toying with the empty beer bottle hanging in between his long fingers. “Maybe I’ll ask him to join us on some beer pong shit and finally check if what you said is true.”  “Wait, I didn’t say anything,” The ginger lifts his open hands in defeat. “Osterfield told me that. He could easily be fooling around.”  “Guess we’ll have to see, right?” This time, Shawn laughs. Maybe he doesn’t believe it at all. Maybe he doesn’t want to believe it might be true.

In between, there’s Eryka dancing with her to the beat of the music as she notices the fixed glare of the guys switching between her to each other.  “Don’t you wanna clear this up for these guys?” Eryka asks, grabbing her phone to check a message as she takes the last gulp of her drink.  “You know what do I really want?” She responds with another question, feeling the alcohol shoot some dirt and honesty to her intentions.  “Hm?”  “I want to suck him,” She comes closer to her friend and points to the left. “While he fucks me.” Pointing now to the right, she winks at Eryka and takes the empty cup from her hand, walking to the kitchen and hoping to be stalked by a very specific british guy and a very specific canadian boy.

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[amnachil]

The College Society Chapter 3 Part 8

I’m late but that’s not surprising right ? :,) Here’s part 8 ! Not much kinky stuff for now sorry

Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey Saturday February 16 – Sunday Fabruary 17

"The suit wasn't necessary." laughed Liam. "We are just gonna have diner with them."

The blond lad grunted. He had chose his classiest suit for this stupid event.

"I'm meeting your father and your siblings." he replied. "Of course the suit was necessary. And stop giggle in my ferrari. You're influencing it with all this naivety."

It was a real plague. Everything Liam touched was transformed. Exactly like Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey himself. But I'll stop this. It had made some research. Sometimes, predator would feel the need to be thoughtful with their preys until the fateful moment. As soon as they would have sex, the blond lad would be free from all these weird feelings. But for the moment, they were running towards Mr. Strucker's home.

"You sure love your ferrari." smiled his boyfriend.

"Got it from my dad last year." he explained. "It's precious."

Liam nodded and decided suddenly to turn the radio on.

"Don't..."

Too late, the tape started to play. They heard Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey's name on a loop. Damnit. Tell me it didn't happen. Now he started to blush, embarrassed. And to have a boner, obviously. Such a shame. Fuck it. Liam remained silent, apparently stunned. Eventually, he stopped the tape.

"Well, it was awkward." he laughed "Is it your magic spells to see the future ?"

What the hell are you saying ? Jeez, you're so dumb. Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey did his best to hide his hardenning cock.

"Yeah." he lied. "Let's say that. Anyway, we're arrived at your father's place."

Isaac Strucker was such an asshole. It was obvious, even without a word. When Liam faced him, he smiled but it was so fake. I already hate him. In fact, the Dean's grandson had decided to hate them all. Once I've fucked Liam, I swear you can all go to hell.

"So you're my son's boyfriend." smiled Mr. Strucker. "What's your name ?"

"Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey. And yes, I'm the son of Albert Roger Smith and Laurelia Cassandra Carrey."

Let's make things clear. I hate you, you hate me. You're a bastard. Strangely, the blond lad was more concerned about all this Liam's stuff than the old argument between Isaac and his father. Isaac opened his mouth to say something, but Liam interupted them suddenly.

"And here are Chloe and Luka." he introduced, unaware of what was going on. "You'll see, they're nice."

The girl examined him like a mother. She was athletic, tall and slim. In three year, she'll be a good merchandise. As the little boy he was stup... so cute. Hell no. Please no. Don't think that you fuckin' brain.

"Dami ? Everythin's fine ?" asked Liam.

"It's... it's a mini-you. Look at him baboon. It's so mini-you."

I HATE YOU BRAIN ! Fuck off. Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey lost control. He succumbed to mini-Liam's charm.

At first, the diner went well. Isaac had a cook who served him correct plates. Not as good as mine but I guess we can survive with this. Chloe, Liam and mini-Liam were so happy. They talked, and asked Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey several questions. At start, he had decided to not answer. But he already had troubles to resist to his boyfriend, so when this mini-Liam started to question him too... I can't stand it. Why is my body so weak ? I'm not supposed to be so easily influenced. When the dessert came however, Isaac, who had remained silent until now, imposed himself.

"Liam, I'm glad to see you're enjoying our little reunion." he stated. "Nonetheless, my lawyer told me you tried to corrupt him. Is that true ?"

"What ?!" exclaimed the freshman. "It's not what happened !"

"Don't start to yell young man." demanded his father. "Don't dare be violent in my own home."

"I'm not. I'm just surprised that you..."

"I said calm down !" shouted Mr. Strucker. "You're disrespectful ! Look, I think we need to restrain those urge of violence you got. You need to see a professional as soon as possible. Then I think you will go to a camp or something like that.. I'll pay for everything. This is for your own good."

Liam stood up, but Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey cut him off. Nobody talk to my baboon like this.

"You're sayin' bullshit." he said. "You don't know your son at all. None of your children by the way. Chloe hates this dress you forced her to wear. She's old enough to chose her clothes alone. Besides, you're ignoring her everytime she tried to talk to you. And this... Mini-Liam here, I can tell he's asking for attention since the beginning of this lamentable diner, but you keep ignoring him too. And Liam ? Liam's the nicest, the sweetest man I ever met. He's way more than you know. Don't dare judge him. Plus, he's an adult, you don't have the right to decide for him. Am I clear ?"

What. The. Hell. Did. I. Just. Say ? Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey started to freak out a bit, but only inside. Otherwise, he kept a neutral face and glared at Isaac. Try my patience cocky old coot. Just try it. Mr. Strucker gauged him. This bastard was obviously afraid.

"I think we're done for tonight." he grumbled. "You should both leave. Liam, we're not done talking yet, but it's a family matter. I shouldn't have talk about it now."

The blond lad and his boyfriend did the back trip in silent. It was past midnight, and they didn't know what to say about the diner. Honestly, the blond lad didn't know what took him. Why did he took his boyfriend's defense ? He was lost in his thought, so he didn't talk. As for him, Liam started to feel dozy. He was half-sleeping. And Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey found him cute. Damn these hormones, he was like a teenager again. When they arrived at Liam's flat, this one went straight to his bed after a kiss. His roommate Nick was playing some videogames in the livingroom. Nate let him go to sleep and faced the Dean's grandson.

"It degenerated." he guessed. "Liam asked the unicorn for protection."

This stupid baboon and his unicorns.

"I yelled a bit on his father." admitted Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey. "But if you're worried, you should talk with your bestfriend. You know... talk about everything."

Nate looked at him. He really was sloppy and stinky. It must be a real nightmare to sleep in the same room than him.

"I don't want him to know." he mumbled. "Neither you by the way."

"Look, I get it. I don't know exactly what happened, but it must have been... trying. But dude, we're talking somethin' really, really bad. I could even tell the police and...

"Don't." ordered Nate. "Please don't."

He looked so worried, so stressed. This isn't good at all. Man you need to offload. The Dean's grandson wasn't a moral guy at all. But the bruises, the alcohol, the drugs and sex ? It only led to one thing that even him couldn't accept it. If D.R. hear about this, I'll be in troubles. He was doing that only for Liam.

"Listen man. Maybe you think you can't talk with your bestfriend, Nick or me, it's okay. I get it. But I can put you through to someone who had an experience with this kind of stuff. At the football match next week. Can you come ? At least for Liam ?"

Nate sighed.

"Fine. But I'm not sure someone can have experience with what happened."

Trut me, you don't wanna know. According to D.R. there are more than we could imagine.

Liam Monday February 18

"It's exactly what I was speaking about. Your father have enough confidence to reprimand you in front of your boyfriend. That show his strong behavior."

Liam looked at Ms. Hang, not convinced. She's my shrink, or my father one ?

"Look, I get it, you can't bear him." she continued. "But Da... Dami was there right ?"

"Yeah."

And it was the problem. I got angry again in front of him. Soon, he'll be afraid and he'll leave me. Liam didn't need that at the moment. His boyfriend was his most steady cornerstone for now. (Except maybe the unicorns).

"By the way, I can tell you love this boy. Did you thank him for everything he's doing ?"

The chestnut lad didn't answer. He just realised he didn't. I never thanked Dami. That's terrible. Maybe he hates me. It was a disaster. Each time he had a session with Ms. Hang, he ended more depressed. I'm just realizing how bad I am. I can't help Nate, Nick or my mom, and I'm the worst boyfriend ever.

"You look upset." his shrink observed. "You know, Dami must really love you."

"Are you sure ? Because I feel like I've been a very bad boyfriend."

"He crossed the whole country to help your bestfriend he didn't even know. He stood up against your father, who's a millionaire very powerful. I think there are proof of a real and deep love for you."

Again, Liam didn't answer. Now that she talked about it. It was one of the condition. I asked him to love me, and nobody else. Seems like it worked. But he needed to be as good for Dami. He had an idea. Something which would please his boyfriend.

"The session is over." whispered Ms. Hang. "Again, I don't know if I helped you, but at least I'm glad to see you enjoy my couch."

"Yeah. Don't change anything, it's wonderful. See you next time !"

The young lad headed towards the fitness center of the university. It wasn't doing a regular workout, but sometimes, he just wanted to. According to the unicorns, the best way to fight the forces of evil was to be well-fed and strong. Dami was taking care of the first part, so Liam had to deal with the second. (Honestly, his boyfriend had a real talent). (He was a claivoyant, succubus and a master chef, what next ?). Liam changed and started with some legs exercises when a girl approached him.

"Hi." she smiled. "I'm Amber Kent, the cheerleader captain."

He greeted her politely. She was pretty, slender with some curves. She had blond hair, and brown eyes with some glow. Judging by her makeup, she probably was an elf, or somethin' like that. Liam always feared those creatures, who could charm you easily. He looked around and noticed they weren't alone. At least she can't eat me. (Since Theo tried to devour him, he was wary). (It was sure, the swimteam captain had tried something, and as far as Liam recalled, a fairy sent by the unicorns had saved him).

"Dude, do you copy ?" asked Amber.

He focused back on her, but continued his exercises.

"Sorry. You wanted somethin' ?"

"Well, I'm not a regular of the gym, but when I saw you... My team is looking for a mascot for the match this weekend because our just got the flue. I think you could be perfect. You've such a handsome physic !"

Mascot ? It was an huge responsability. He wasn't sure to be the good person.

"What's the outfit ?" he asked, curious.

"Well it's a red panda, our college animal." she replied. "The football team got one for the match, we have one for our show. Will you do it ?"

"Okay."

He loved red panda so much ! They were like the fairies of panda. Be one was like fulfill a dream.

It was pretty late when he arrived home. With all the lessons, the session with Ms. Hang and his workout, he was totally sleepy. (More than usual). (Imagine he was normally an undead. Now he was a dozy undead).  He wished Nick good night, and then went in his bedroom. Nate was already there (obviously since he never left) but awake.

"Hey buddy." he smiled. "The day was exhausting, I'm going to fall asleep instantly."

(Like always yeah). (He had more trouble to wake up than sleep). His bestfriend  looked him yawn with a sad face.

"I'm having nightmare." he confessed. "Of what happened."

"Nate. You're safe here." assured Liam. "I'm right next to you. The unicorns are under the bed. And Dami said it's fine, since the flat isn't in the dormitories of the campus. It's Nick who decides, and he decided you can stay in the warm here as long as you want."

"I'm sorry."

The short boy had tears in his eyes. He was devastated by somethin', but the chestnut lad didn't know what. I don't like this. I don't want to see him so sad. It was more than the beard, his sloppiness and the fact he wasn't eating well. Nate was like dead inside.

"I'm sorry." he repeated. "I... I don't deserve so much kindness. I don't deserve you after..."

He started to cry his eyes out. Liam took his blanked and wrapped them with it. He clutched his bestfriend softly. (To be honest, he was holding his tears. Blushing, crying, same thing, he was always imitating his close relatives).

"I'll always be there for you Nate, and you know it. We're soulmate, I don't care if you think the opposite. You don't need to talk fo now okay ? Just... just say it with me, we're soulmate."

"We are soulmate." repeated miserably his bestfriend.

For a moment, he just cried. Liam was totally awake now. He had priorities, and sleep wasn't the first one. Eventually, Nate sniffed.

"Thank you blood brother." he mumbled.

(Yeah, they had made a blood pact years ago). (It was nice to see Nate remembered).

"I'll try to get better." he promised. "Damian assured he would introduce me to someone who can help after the match next week."

"Okay, it's nice. I'll be there, even if I have to make the red panda before that."

But still, I wonder what happened that day ? What the forces of evil did to you eh ?

Barbara Wednesday February 20

When she arrived in front of the club were Steve waited her, she fowned with anxiety. Barbara wasn't a partier, she had always been giving priority to her studies. But in time of war, you've to make change. Summer hadn't made any move yet, but she was ploting something. In fact, the blonde girl could guess what it was. Her opponent was trying to get the support of Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey, to get back his favor. Such a pathetic idea. Barbara planned something way better. All she needed was to meet Samuel Bayers. Sadly, Javier had been kinda useless, because he was too scared. So she asked the help of Steve Callagan. Surprisingly, this hunter knew a lot of people, and he managed to give her an entry for this party. It was a private event organized by Samuel's fraternity, and now she was going in. As she had expected, it was noisy and flashy. There were students in a close embrace dancing everywhere. Drinking a lot too, and not light alcohol.

"There you are." hailed Steve. "Our future head of the student."

He was with his girlfriend, and apparently already drunk.

"Hey !" Barbara greeted him. "Nice party. Where's Samuel Bayers ?"

"Girl my god girl you've so much work to do." he laughed. "First, call him Sam. It's better to appear  cool. And don't worry, he's around here, I sent a chick distract him for now."

"Nice." she smiled. "So when I begin ?"

"First, follow Betty. You've to get ready girl."

Steve's girlfriend, a blonde bimbo who looked especially stupid, led her to the restroom. Barbara met there Amber and Linda. Nice. They already are coming when I ask to. Her plan for tonight was quite simple, but she needed their advice before moving into action.

"Nice dress." complimented the cheerleader. "Most of the men like this skin-thight kind."

"About your attitude." explained Ms. Weber. "You've to show off. Men like Sam enjoy confidence. Always laugh when he make a joke. A naive, joyful laugh."

"I know how to hit on a boy girls." Barbara assured. "I expected some more useful advice. I mean, I already had a boyfriend before."

"Probably not a hunter." grinned Linda. "To my humble opinion, he'll see you're unexperimented at the first sigh. And that's a good thing, because he'll think you're easy to get."

"Exactly !" added Amber. "All you have to do is to agree to everything he'll suggest. Drink, dance, sex... A pitiful hunter like him isn't patient. He'll want you tonight."

"But you are sure he'll consider me as his girlfriend afterwards ?" Barbara asked. "I mean, like Summer ? We'll be two officials girlfriends who are not supposed to know eachother ?"

"Yeah. That's how collector hunter like us work." agreed the professor. "But honestly, are you sure steal her first boyfriend is enough to make her fall ?"

The short girl smiled. I'm not a ridiculous thief.

"I want him by my side." she replied. "But I'll not only steal him. Javier identified all her boyfriends. And Sam will beat the shit out of them all. I want her to lose absolutely all her relationships in one go."

Amber laughed. Yeah, you like it right ?

When Steve introduced her to Samuel Bayers, she almost lost her composure. The man was a short and tubby junior, particulary ugly. He had acne, greasy hair, a big and round nose and an heavy beerbelly. Seriously. Is this Summer's first love for real ? Herself wasn't a model but she could do better than this. And the worst ? It appeared Sam had a awful personnality. He was arrogant, self-centered and vulgar. It's not like Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey. He's just a redneck. Barbara had no difficulties to hit on him. They ended in a bedroom for sex. But honestly, she had a really hard time sleeping with him. In comparison with Colton, he was more than pathetic. Her ex was handsome, and a good lay. This lad was nothing. Even worst then Javier. But eventually, she could slip the sentence she had planned the whole night. Even during sex since she was bored.

"Well, for now, I think you're fourth."

"What do you mean ?" he asked curiously.

It'll be easier than I thought. This dude is dumb and greedy.

"Well, I slep with all Summer's boyfriends, and you're fourth over six. Not the best, not the worst."

"Summer's boyfriends ? You mean this bitch is cheating on me with five other guys ?!"

"Yeah."

I can tell you're mad. She smiled genuinely.

"You want to know their names ?"

Of course he wanted.

To be continued

Relationship goals : introduce your boyfriend to your father. That worked well for Liam. Or not. Anyway, he has more important matter at hands. Nate needs his support and he’s ready to give his all.

Damian is ashamed of himself but what is cuter than his boyfriend ? A mini-version of him. That’s is exactly what Lukas is. A small, chubby and smiley Liam 2.0

And Barbara... is still ploting in the shadows. But this time, it’s working. Summer will be in troubles soon, and the petite blonde can’t wait to be the Queen they all deserve.

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Fluffy One Shots

Fics to make you smile

Sorted by length

Last updated 2/7/19 (new fics indicated)

Fight me? - 'Fight me,' the high voice quipped from under the mountain of pillows, and Harry let out a chuckle, snapping his mouth shut immediately because what was he doing?? The anesthesia must still be wearing off. Harry walked up to the patient again, bemused, and tugged at the pillow, but the person had a surprisingly strong grip on them. Again, with more annoyance in his tone, he said, 'fight me.' Or, Harry is a nurse, to a slightly loopy and sassy Louis. (one shot, 1k) added 1/14/18

Where All Our Colours Come Together -  Uni AU in which Harry is a law student, studying out in the park to get some fresh air. He is interrupted by a cute boy who wants to draw him. (one shot, 1k) added 4/30/18

Breathe For Me - “Harry Styles?” A voice called out, and Harry blinked in shock as he was assaulted by a sweet, luscious scent. There was an omega standing in the doorway, and his looks certainly matched his smell. Or, Harry is an alpha with a severe phobia of needles, and Louis is the cute omega phlebotomist who needs to get a blood sample from him. (one shot, 1k) added 1/14/18

tastes like you, only sweeter - “Oops."Louis raises an unimpressed eyebrow. “Hi.”“You're Louis. Niall talks about you all the time.”Louis makes a noise in the back of his throat. “And you're loud as hell, making cookies in the fucking kitchen at arse o’clock in the morning,” the boy winces again, green eyes shining in guilt at the older boy. “This is the first I'm hearing of you.”“It's Harry, actually,” he says good naturedly, dumping the dirty flour in the trash and turning to the sink to wash his hands. “But I like that nickname, too.”-Based off of the tumblr prompt "You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry" (one shot, 2k) added 4/30/18

❤ For Effort - When Harry Styles lets his team down during gym class, resulting everyone having to run laps, he expects the worst. But the backlash never comes.Harry's crush, Louis Tomlinson, may or may not have something to do with that. (one shot, 2k)

i can’t breathe (without you as mine) - It's slightly strange that Harry doesn't recognize him but Louis doesn't really mind because for some reason that's a mystery to him, Harry still somehow seems to be smitten with him. or, the one where Harry just had surgery and is at the mercy of anesthetics and Louis is having far too much fun video taping Harry's initial reaction to seeing him. (one shot, 2k) added 1/14/18

Whisk You Away - "Okay, so you met your high school crush, Harry Stills--" "Styles." "Not for long," Niall said in a sing-song tone, and Louis threw a chip at his face. It landed on top of his head. Niall grabbed it and put it in his mouth. "Anyway, so he is getting married tomorrow and invites you to help him bake a cake." "Mhmm." "And you accept. You can’t bake. And you can’t even make pancakes...Bravo." Or...Louis is quick at assuming the worst, only for the best thing to happen.  (one shot, 2k)

kiss me under the light of a thousand stars - Harry is a hopeless romantic. Once, when he was younger, he lit a path of candles in a park by his girlfriend's house. But when he had called her out, she said it was too dark outside and she wasn’t coming out. That may or may not have been the last time Harry did anything nice for her. But this -- this is different. He isn’t fourteen anymore and he isn’t trying to impress a girl.No, this is for Louis. Louis, who is twenty-five and precious and so, so important to Harry. He would do anything for Louis. That is why Harry is going to propose to him.~~~Or, the AU where Harry and Louis take stargazing to the next level and maybe a proposal takes place under the stars (one shot, 2k) added 1/14/18

The Weirdest Bloody Ice Cream Shop - Harry made eye contact with Lou and noticed his eyes were very blue. “Well…” Harry started. “Because you have the same name as this shop. It’s a shop rule that everyone named Lou gets free fro-yo.” Lou's lips turned up very slightly at each end. He was rather pretty when he wasn’t yelling at Harry. “Neat rule,” Lou said. “Too bad my name is Louis.” And with that Louis (not Lou) shoved a £10 note in the tip jar and walked out of Lou’s Frozen Yoghurt with his probable sister. Probably forever. Harry sighed and looked at his watch. He had two hours left before he could close up, and, as it would turn out, he thought about the cute, angry boy named Louis for most of them. OR the frozen yoghurt au in which harry accidentally accuses louis of wanting to date a 5 year old and louis keeps calling frozen yoghurt ice cream (one shot, 3k)

In the Cards -  When Zayn has an emergency & needs to leave the metaphysical store he works at, a very clueless Louis must give a not-so-clueless Harry a tarot reading. At least he's got improv skills, right? (one shot, 3k, humor) added 2/7/19

Heart Beats Like the Speed of Light - Harry goes as a guest to Nick Grimshaw's Breakfast Radio show and he plays a game where he is connected to a heart monitor. Things get complicated when Louis appears. Or the one where Harry just goes crazy everytime he sees Louis. (one shot, 3k) added 7/27/18

Crush on My Croissant - Every morning at 6:50am the most attractive man in the world walks into Harry's bakery and orders a chocolate croissant. What happens when Harry finally decides it's time to take things to the next level? (one shot, 3k, part of a small series)

someone give this man a baby before he steals one - harry didn't exactly expect to find himself on liam's doorstep on a saturday afternoon asking to borrow liam's son but harry has convinced himself that its his destiny. or au where harry needs to find a baby to borrow in less than 24 hours because he may or may not have lied to a rather fit single father named Louis in a grocery store about having a child, and he may or may not have agreed to a 4 year old's birthday party on a Sunday afternoon. (one shot, 4k) added 1/14/18

took my heart upon a one way trip - in which, louis needs help with a poetry assignment and harry can't stop staring at the pretty boy who walked into his bookshop. the other three are in there too. (one shot, 4k)

you just gotta have faith - “You know, sometimes I was so scared. I thought I’d never get the chance,” Louis said quietly, squeezing Harry’s fingers and shaking his hair out of his eyes. “The chance to do what, Lou?” Harry asked looking curiously at the boy walking backwards in front of him while holding both of his hands. “The chance to love you,” he replied quietly. “But now we’ve been together for two whole years Haz, can you believe it? I always knew in my heart that you were it for me, you know? You were always the silver lightning in everything, the one person I’d always look for, the one I have always wanted to come back to, no matter what. You have always been my best friend, and I can’t believe how lucky I am to get to call you my boyfriend, to share my life with you. How crazy is it? You make me so strong and you make my life so much better, baby.” Or the one in which Harry and Louis met four years ago, have now been dating for two whole years and Louis is ready to take their relationship to the next level. Alternatively, the one in which they adopt a dog. (one shot, 4k) added 2/7/19

and if i may just take your breath away - Harry doesn’t know why, but in that moment he wants nothing more than to see Louis smile. So he thinks for a minute, and then pulls out his best joke, the one that makes Harper laugh in a second flat whenever she’s sad. “I’ve got to tell you the best joke! Okay, so, why did the football coach go to the bank?” he waits for Louis’ weary shake of the head, the tiniest smile peeking from the corners of his mouth. “To get his quarter back!” or, Single Parent Harry loses his six year old daughter in a corn maze and embarks on an adventurous adventure with single parent Louis to find her. Also, Harper is a matchmaker in disguise. (one shot, 4k) added 1/14/18

Only Reason - “We are so lucky to have with us one of the leading experts on beekeeping in the modern age, Dr. Louis Draper.” No. No, no, no… “I know I speak for many of us when I say that this man’s books have guided our practice, or helped us get started,” Harry continued, and Louis watched as the crowd nodded their heads in agreement. Oh shit. No. What? No. But then Harry was gesturing towards him, saying “Dr. Draper?” into the microphone, the crowd was applauding, and Louis found himself walking up the stairs to the stage. Or, Louis is most definitely smitten with Harry from the second he sees him, but he is also most definitely not the world's foremost expert on beekeeping. He decides to roll with it anyway.  (one shot, 5k)

Sympathy For The Devil - Louis keeps stealing some of Harry’s mail, which would be annoying for anyone, but it’s especially troubling when you consider that Harry is Santa Claus. Harry will have to go through hell to get Louis to stop. Literally.Or the one with Santa Harry and Satan Louis and a series of misspelled letters to Santa. (one shot, 5k, it seems like it should be a crack fic but it isn’t really, part of a series) added 4/30/18

I made a map of your stars - Harry does not have a crush on Louis Tomlinson. Yes, Louis is very pretty and funny, and Harry may have had more than a few inappropriate thoughts about him, but he certainly doesn’t like him. (Except for the fact that he totally does.) or, Harry is the shy boy in the back of the class that no one really notices. Louis is the loud, outgoing football player that everybody likes.  (one shot, 5k)

Accidentally On My Way To Loving You - “So,” H said, “Who are you.”Louis froze. The fork nearly slipped from his hand. So this was it then. The jig was up. Louis would have to admit that he’d stumbled into the wrong party and that, after seeing H, hadn’t wanted to leave. Louis would be kicked out, never to see H again. And who could blame him. He sounded like a total creeper. If the roles had been reversed....Louis wouldn’t blame H for never wanting anything to do with him ever again. Louis arrives at the wrong party, and finds he never wants to leave.  (one shot, 5k) added 2/7/19

Peace So Sweet -  Louis is visiting another pack. On his quest to find the guest room he finds a nesting omega instead. (one shot, 5k) added 4/30/18

you make my whole world feel right when it’s wrong - “Curly?” Louis says, stepping into Harry’s sight. “You okay?” Harry looks up from where he has two things in his hands, a thick winter coat sized for a newborn, and a sweatshirt fitting a grown man such as himself. He looks up at Louis, stricken, and holds them out for him to see. “They’re the same price,” he says. “They’re both forty dollars! Forty dollars for such little material.” (or, Harry is pregnant and stops at the mall to buy cheap baby clothes. Louis has extra money from working a long shift, and he can't think of a better way to spend it than on him.)  (one shot, 6k)

The Stories That I Can’t Explain -  “Are you closing?” the woman asked, rushing into Louis' store. “I just have to pick something up!” “I’m really sorry, but if you come back on Tuesday, we’ll be opening again at normal time,” Louis told her, trying to get her out of the shop. “No, please! I-” The woman dropped her head, and Louis watched in horror as she started crying. He didn’t do well with tears. “Please, I just have to pick up a ring, it’s- It’s for my brother, and he’s well… He’s dying. And it’s really important that I get it.” Louis could feel his mouth drop open even farther than it already had been. “Um…” Just then, a man walked into the store. He took one look at the woman and rolled his eyes. “Gemma, you haven’t told another stranger that I’m dying, have you?” he asked. The woman, Gemma apparently, turned to face him. “Of course I didn’t, Harry,” she said. --- Or, the one where no one is actually dying, but Gemma likes to lie about Harry's livelihood to get what she wants. Harry isn't amused. Louis kind of is, though. (one shot, 6k, funny) added 4/30/18

Twelfth Night -  Queen Anne holds a masquerade ball to try and find matches for both her children on Twelfth Night. While anonymity reigns, Prince Harry spends the ball getting to know a handsome stranger. (one shot, 6k, light angst) added 2/7/19

Not the Desperate Type - “First of all, I’d like to tell you how disturbing it is that you’re this familiar with your neighbor’s sex life,” Liam said, amusement lacing his tone. “Fuck off,” Louis said, laughing. “Second, that is really very sad. How bad is the stomping? Are you sure your neighbor doesn’t like it fast like that?” “With the amount of cleaning the guy does, I think he’s taking out his sexual frustration on the cleanliness of his apartment. I can’t imagine the guy makes enough mess to require daily vacuuming.” It sounded like the guy was actually moving furniture above him as he was sweeping now. Damn. Did Louis miss the seven minutes in heaven or was the guy angry because he didn’t even get that much pleasure today? “I’m kinda afraid with the amount of noise he produces while cleaning that one day I’m gonna look up through my ceiling and be able to see him.” “Tell him we wish him a better sex life and that we’re rooting for him if you do.” Or the one where Louis' neighbor has a series of unfortunately short sexual experiences and Louis can hear every. Single. One. (one shot, 6k) added 4/30/18

Lovin’ It Up - What did Niall know? This had nothing to do with the few times (okay, countless times) Louis had pined over the idea of Hot Neighbor while drinking. Nothing at all. So what if he had perfect lips and long legs and the cutest little curls around his ears? Certainly not Louis.He continued to scribble away, most of his words indiscernible except for one written in large letters at the very top of the napkin: REVENGE Or, a neighbors AU in which Louis vows to get revenge on the guy who didn't hold the elevator for him - no matter how ridiculously attractive he may be. (one shot, 6k, this made me laugh) added 1/14/18

come on, jump out at me - Harry is a witch from a long line of power, an ancient line that’s one of the strongest left alive in their hemisphere. He can cast spells without a word if need be, fly on a broomstick, and has a black cat (a kitten, really) named Felix that is his animal familiar. He can shape galaxies in his cupped hands and can destroy them just as easily. He can choose exactly how to use his power, for encouragement and support, or for more nefarious causes if he wishes to. And as fate would have it, he’s scared of haunted houses. (Harry is a witch who carries around a stuffed pumpkin, Louis is a vampire with too much time on his hands, and their best mates Zayn & Niall aren't exactly what they seem...)  (one shot, 7k, part of a continuing and very good series)

Fake It Till We Make It - #33- Keeping up with the Neighbors“We can fake it.”What?“What?” “You heard me.” “No I did not. Say it again.” “I said” Harry started slowly, “We can fake having sex to teach them a lesson.” It was clear to say that Louis's mouth went a little dry at the suggestion. Or ,Their neighbours were a bit too loud during their bedroom activities and Harry comes up with the worst plan to shut them up. Louis agrees anyways. (one shot, 7k, pretty smutty also) added 2/7/19

I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm -  Louis takes a deep breath, and replies very quickly to get it over with, “Well, see, I don’t have any heat in my flat right now and it’s hard enough to go to sleep when I’m bloody freezing—” “Oh god. And my music’s gone and made it even worse,” Harry cuts in. “Well, it only went out today,” Louis explains, “So it wasn’t that bad before, erm. Now.” “Before?” Harry asks, horrified. “How long has this been?” “Oh, erm,” Louis folds his hands where they hang in front of him and admits, “All week.” Harry visibly wilts. He looks so sad, it makes Louis feel awful. He’s gone and crushed someone’s Christmas spirit. Some beautiful boy who looks like Danny Zuko is sad now and it’s Louis’ fault, which means he doesn’t stand a chance at being the cute neighbor from the floor below. And now he’s going to have to sleep in his freezing cold flat knowing he may as well have ruined Christmas. Or, Louis' heat is out, Harry's a terrible upstairs neighbor, and an empty Christmas tree is the perfect excuse to fall in love. (one shot, 7k) added 4/30/18

Worth a Thousand Words - “Look, I’m learning some new stuff!” My name is Louis. My favorite color is green. I like movies. Do you know sign language?Harry huffed grumpily. Why are you learning sign language? “Because, I want to be able to talk to you.” Louis looked small, gripping tightly at the steering wheel. Why?    You’re my friend. Louis signed shakily, having to try it a few times before getting it right. And well, Harry just snapped. We’re not friends. I don’t know what makes you think that we’re okay but we’re not. You stopped being my friend once you found out that I went deaf. I don’t know if this is your way of ‘making up for it’ or if you think that hanging out with the deaf guy and learning a bit of sign language is your ‘kind deed’ to the world but I don’t want to be your charity case and I don’t want to be your friend. or Harry went deaf at 5 years old and Louis just wants the chance be heard. (one shot, 7k, bit of angst but mostly fluff)

Always Fearless in Love - Harry Styles is the international popstar who refuses to remove his lipstick just minutes before a live performance. Louis Tomlinson is the tragic intern stuck with the job of wiping it off. Chaos ensues. (one shot, 7k) added 1/14/18

Moon Wrapped in Gold Paper - Louis deadass just stared, willing himself to play it cool, to play it natural, to not look too shocked. So he lifted the apple to his lips and took a huge bite. His mouth, his entire life, his very soul instantly filled with regret. The roommate’s eyes widened in something akin to horror as Louis continued to chew the massive bite of red onion currently in his mouth. “Uh….” “Louis!” Liam called, coming down from the hallway and into the kitchen.Louis continued to chew the onion, trying to smile around his current mouthful of solid, rancid….“Is….that….an….onion?” The first time Louis meets Harry, several things go very wrong. (one shot, 7k, bit of angst) added 2/7/19

Take The Bitter With The Sweet - “They did not,” Louis said in the midst of laughing, which had now turned more of hiccup giggles. The name resembled Liam’s shop name, differing by just one word even if it boasted a whole other specialty. “They did not just name their shop too similar to yours.” “They fucking did!” Liam exclaimed as he slammed his hand against the counter so hard that the drawers shook. “They have the audacity to open a coffee shop right in front of mine and steal my shop name and customers. They serve ‘gluten free’ hipster stuff and ‘kale smoothies’ or whatever, which is mocking my food I feel. The name taunts me. I can’t fucking believe.” Liam recruits Louis to spy on the 'rival cafe', which Louis is less than enthusiastic about but it does lead him Harry, the pretty barista who works there. (one shot, 7k) added 2/7/19

Dream About That Casual Touch - And that was the first thing Louis noticed about her. Not her nipples, or not only her nipples, anyway, but the fact that she was so confident with her body and didn’t seem to care that her tits were sort of soft and floppy and uneven or that she had a little roll of pudge around her hips that poked over the top of her jeans when she wore crop tops. She wore what she wanted to wear whether or not it was in fashion or technically even flattering; her hair was always messy, she only wore makeup half the time, and she seemed to like heeled boots even if she was already fairly tall and they made her tower over the boys. Louis always thought it was so fucking sexy how unconcerned Harry seemed with what people thought of her, how comfortable she was in her own skin. That by itself seemed like a sort-of gay thing, so Louis kept a remote, careful eye on her, hoping to one day see something else that blipped her radar.---Or, Louis and Harry fuck up two dates before they finally get it right. (one shot, 7k, genderswap, includes smut) added 7/27/18

Sweet Creature - It's year 2019 and it's the final night of Harry's third solo world tour. Louis and Harry had spend a nice day together and the pictures of that outing where everywhere, as per usual. But they were out, happy and in love, so it didn't matter. The only thing what mattered to Louis at that moment was the fact that Harry had been acting weird all day. Was it just nervousness because of his last concert? Or something else? Or the one where Harry and Louis have been publicly together for a year and Harry is finally going to ask Louis to marry him. (one shot, 8k) added 4/30/18

You Came Along And Moved Me, Honey - Louis was gone for Harry from the moment they met, already planning their wedding and picking out rings in his head, and after months of living in each other's pockets they knew almost everything about each other. The one thing Louis didn't know about Harry was what he did for a living. Faced with vague answers and question-evading, Louis begins to imagine scandalous and dangerous secrets that Harry must be keeping - but maybe Harry's secrets aren't so sinister after all. In which Louis thinks Harry's hiding a life of crime and Harry just really likes candles. (one shot, 8k) added 7/27/18

Tentatively - The whole university was anxiously waiting for the final weeks of the semester to wrap up, the taste of the summer already hanging sweetly and tempting in the air. Harry was right there in the thick of it all, getting distracted by the very same feline-born he had been crushing on ever since the beginning of uni. Harry had absolutely no plans to ever approach the boy. Ever. But clearly the Universe (or the boy) wasn't a fan of Harry having any control over his own damn life. -Or, Louis is a feline-born, and Harry’s big dumb crush on him is so massive he doesn’t know what to do with himself. (one shot, 8k)

A Christmas Wish - "So when are you going to tell him?" Louis pursed his lips at his sister, his Skype video call relaying his thoughts on that subject perfectly. "Next question," he mused. Lottie rolled her eyes. "It's your birthday in four days, Louis." "What difference does that make?" He scoffed. She shrugged."You can get drunk and confess how you feel and take it back afterwards if he doesn't feel the same." That might work if Louis wasn't in love with Harry. But Lottie didn't know that and she didn't need to find out. "Thanks Lots," he said anyway. "Seriously Lou what's stopping you?" Louis sighed."Fear mostly." (one shot, 8k) added 1/14/18

Love Is a Kitten from Hell - Louis Tomlinson passes himself off as an arrogant prick at his new school to hide the fact that he's terrified of being bullied again. Just when he's getting tired of putting up walls, he finds himself in a local pet shop where he finds a sanctuary playing with the kittens in the front window. Harry Styles is the popular football player who works at the pet shop, secretly watching the boy he thought was utterly unlikable prove him wrong. Partnered together for a class project, Harry gets more and more hints that Louis is actually someone worth getting to know. But the real question is, will Louis let Harry in?(one shot, 8k)

A Pun-derful Life - Falling in love with his best friend was never part of the plan, but it happened. It keeps happening; Over and over again on a daily basis. Sometimes, even that’s too long between falling in love. Or, Harry and Louis use too many puns as a means to make each other laugh. (one shot 8k) added 2/7/19

When the Lion Met the Fawn - Maybe lions are meant to hunt fawns, but in this case was the fawn who hunted the lion. (Or the one where Louis Tomlinson is a natural fighter without a fight and Harry Styles is a fawn hybrid too scared to stay but even more scared to run away. He gives Louis a reason to fight for)  (one shot, 9k)

From Vanilla to Jasmine -  Louis could just tell Harry that he was only looking for scents because Zayn had told him to get to the store and not return until he found something that would stop making their apartment smell like ‘the inside of Bob Marley’s underwear drawer.’ But that just would've been too easy. --- Basically, the AU where Harry loves incense and thinks that Louis does, too. But really, Louis just buys it to cover up the smell of his weed. (one shot, 9k, tiny bit of angst at the end but it’s mostly fluff and humor) added 1/14/18

Only Been Here One Time - “Good morning, Liam. Harry.” Louis nods at them both and then cocks his head. “Are you aware you have four nipples, Harry?” Harry looks down at his chest, suddenly worried. He doesn’t know how many nipples humans have, but four must not be a usual amount. “Should I have six?” “Not unless you’ve a litter of kittens to feed.” (one shot, 9k, crack fic) added 2/7/19

but he can’t be what you need (if he’s eighteen) - “I need you to do something for me.” Harry said, pinching his bottom lip between his thumb and forefinger. “It seems like you’re asking me to kill for you, H.” Louis laughed nervously. “It’s nothing that drastic, I promise. It’s just. I don’t think it’s a secret that I’m not a.. normal eighteen year old.” Louis furrowed his eyebrows at that, narrowing his eyes at the younger boy. “Are people giving you a hard time?” Louis wondered. Harry shifted in his seat and brushed some of his fringe off his forehead. “Yeah, that’s. That’s kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.” Harry swallowed nervously. He could feel the sweat pooling at his hairline so he wiped it with the sleeve of his sweater. “I need you to uhm, pretend to be my boyfriend.” or the one where harry is sick of getting bullied and casts louis as the hot punk boyfriend to scare them away. louis needs harry to return the favor. punk!louis and flowerchild!harry (one shot, 10k)

Tell Me What You Want - Based on the following prompt: "Harry is looking for a new roommate after Liam moves in with his girlfriend. After a few bad dates he’s done with men for the moment and wants to concentrate on school. That’s why he’s looking for a female or a straight male roomie. When Niall tells Louis about the free room he leaves that little detail out. Louis, desperately looking for a room, pretends to be straight, thinking it would be easy, until he discovers that Harry likes to be naked at home. His best female friend posing as his girlfriend doesn’t work very well either." (one shot, 10k) added 1/14/18

Heaven Fun Over There? - “Fuck!” he cursed the moment his head emerged, hands flailing over his head and startling a few birds that had gathered around him. He was still light enough to float on water, even with his angel wings reduced to something transparent and small. Probably like the wings of a dragonfly. “I hate earth. Bloody soil and water.” “Unfortunate, isn’t it?” a voice said and Louis found the faint form of his friend sitting on the grass a little away from the banks, legs crossed and a wide grin on his face. His wings were sprawling beside him, the white getting caught in the faint sunlight and glinting. “Since you’re covered in both at the moment.” Louis is an angel temporarily banished from heaven and Harry can't stop making angel jokes around him, not knowing that Louis is an actual angel. (one shot, 11k, somewhat of a crack fic) added 2/7/19

Love You To Want Me - “Remember when you had that collection of braces? I think about four of them in different colours?” Louis nodded, pursing his lips before he searched the bottom of the closet and found one of them. He didn’t know where the rest of it had gone but he was sure it was there somewhere. Honestly, his closet could be the entryway to Narnia. The one he grabbed was the red one, the one which usually went with his red jeans. He looked at Niall from the corner of his eyes, noting his excited expression. “They were lying unused for so long. Do you think that I should wear all of them and see if it suits me?” “YES!” Niall exclaimed and jumped up and stood with his hands raised in the air. Niall coerces Louis into doing 'spring cleaning', which is basically cleaning their flat which leads to Louis finding the pair of braces he used to wear back in early Uni days. Harry, Niall's bandmate has a strange but visible reactions to the braces. (one shot, 11k) added 7/27/18

set alight my veins - If Liam really thinks it's funny to send him on a surprise date with a tattooed, leather wearing punk then Harry's going to have words with him later. When he's managed to stop staring at the guy across from him.-Harry's quiet and shy and does all his homework. Louis drives motorbikes and never turns up to school. Their respective friends think they'd be a cute couple. (one shot, 11k)

Cling To Me - "What do you want, Niall?" Louis figured he may as well get to the crux of the issue since Niall was known to argue from sun up to sun down until he got his way. "I've got a friend." Louis frowned. "Are you setting me up? Because no offence but-" "No I'm not fucking setting you up!" Niall cut over him, sending him an accusing look. "Don't be so disgusting." Louis sighed and folded his arms."My friend. He's...well he's a hybrid. A half breed human. He's not a slave or a pet and he doesn't really need anything but-" Louis peered at him. There was always a but. (one shot, 12k, locked) added 1/14/18

Don’t delete the kisses - “No way I am doing it!” Louis exclaimed.“Louis, it’s on the list, you have to!” Liam still felt extra cheerful, even though Louis was already starting to get on his nerves.“Fuck it, fuck the list, I’m not going to sing ‘Let it Go’ at Tesco in front of everybody!” Louis was still staring at his bucket list with a deep frown on his face. Liam made sure to not laugh; this was all too enjoyable.“Louis, if you start by picking and choosing what you’re going to do and what you’re not going to do, what’s even the point of writing each other a summer bucket list?” Or Louis and Liam have a bucket list to complete during their last summer together and Harry is the too cute for his own good beautician that appears in Louis’ life at the right time. (one shot, 12k) added 7/27/18

Talk Dirty To Me - They were both naked. And that seemed, again, like a catastrophically bad idea, but here they were anyway. Naked. In the dark. Only a few feet apart.It hadn’t even been a discussion. The minute Harry flipped the lights off, they’d both shucked out of their clothes as if they’d been on fire. “Alright darling,” Louis said, his hand wrapped loosely around his own cock. “Just remember, start slow. Lots of descriptions. Light on the hygiene, heavy on the compliments. You’ve got this.” As if Harry were about to compete in some kind of athletic game. __Or the one where Harry is absolutely terrible at dirty talk so he asks his best friend to teach him. And the one where Louis knows it's a catastrophically bad idea but agrees anyway. (one shot, 13k, there’s a lot of smut, but it’s still very fluffy) added 1/14/18

i can’t help myself from how my heart is racing -  Louis is just trying to be a good friend by working out at the gym that Liam owns. He never expected to (quite literally) run into Harry, the hot boxer who sings embarrassing songs in the locker room showers. (one shot, 13k) added 2/7/19

LoveJoy - “Dance-mat!” Liam voted. “Guitar hero,” Zayn chirped up. “What about a game of Trivial Pursuit?” The voice was deeply serious and even Louis grinned as Harry leaned forward in his seat. Three faces scoffed. “Jesus, Hazza, live a little,” Niall teased. “Is that what a wild night is like for geeks?” Zayn wondered. “No, that would be more along the lines of driving out to the middle of nowhere and camping in a field to study the interstellar medium of the Orion Nebula,” Harry quipped with a little, happy smile. (one shot, 13k, some angst I guess, locked) added 4/30/18

It’ll Be -  Louis has always wanted children and he decides he's done waiting for love to come first. However, after adopting a baby girl just days after she's born, he quickly realizes how hard parenting is. Louis hires Harry to be his Nanny, and it all works out great. Until Louis falls in love with him. (one shot, 13k) added 1/14/18

Lose Myself in Time - Reason #15: The chance to show your childhood bed some action. When Harry is sixteen years old he works as an intern at his favorite theater in the world nestled up in the mountains of rural Vermont. He takes one look at the older, more mature, Assistant Master Electrician Louis Tomlinson and falls in love. From afar. Ten years later a terrible storm hits the village, and the theater asks for any and all former staff members to pitch in for the clean up. Harry takes some time off work and returns to help, only to find himself in the presence of his old crush once again. (one shot, 14k, small amount of angst) added 1/14/18

when you kiss me heaven sighs -  University AU where they have a morning class together and Louis always walks in late and has obviously just woken up and Harry thinks that the grumpy person who sits in front of him is the cutest thing ever. He's trying to keep his fond stares to a minimum. It's a work in progress. (one shot, 14k) added 7/27/18

Hold My Heart - “Excuse me, mate, I’m the window seat here.” The voice was soft, apologetic, and accented in something a bit unfamiliar — northern England, maybe, Harry thought. “Oh,” Harry jumped to his feet and moved aside, “I’m sorry, I didn’t see you standing there.” The other man laughed as he swung a bag into the overhead compartment and slid into the seat. “You were well caught up in that book, mate. What are you reading?” Harry paused, wondering how to explain the fact that he was reading an epic and x-rated romance that was the story of a relationship between a prince and the man he’d enslaved. “Oh, you know, just some fiction my sister recommended.” He turned to look at the man and froze.Sitting next to him was Louis Tomlinson.*** Or, the one where famous Louis Tomlinson offers his hand and a lot more to his seat mate on a transatlantic flight. (one shot, 14k)

Saw It In Your Eyes - Harry Styles counts himself extremely lucky that he has landed such a great roommate. It doesn’t bother him at all that his new roommate is gay. In fact, they get along so well that they have formed an extremely close friendship that takes up pretty much all his free time. When Louis starts bringing a new guy home with him, Harry is surprised by how much it bothers him. Is he not as okay as he thought he was with Louis’ sexuality? Or the one where Harry is an oblivious walnut. (one shot, 15k, there’s some angst but the story it’s based on is super cute) added 4/30/18

In All Its Imperfections - From: Louis Tomlinson To: Undisclosed Recipients Hello! I’ve asked the front desk and you lovely folks are the ones who are on the same level as me in the car park. I found a to-do list today that looked somewhat important because it has lines of poetry scribbled at the bottom that seemed like they might be for a card project. The stationary has a moose in a canoe at the top of it (and he is quite adorable). Let me know if it’s yours! Cheers! “Oh. My. Fucking. God,” Harry whispered, his eyes darting over the sentences again willing them not to make sense. They did, they did make sense. “Oh. My. Bloody. Fucking. God.” The next thing he knew he was on the floor, staring at the ceiling, with a very concerned Liam hovering over his head. "What happened, mate?" Liam asked.Harry just pointed to his computer. Liam bent over Harry’s desk to read the email. “What? This isn’t bad. Is that your to-do list? Did you finally come up with the inside text for those cards?” “Leeyum" he groaned. “It’s what’s on the list.” “Oh,” Liam paused for a beat. “Is it dirty stuff?” Harry nodded.There was more silence. And then, “Dirty stuff with Louis?”  (one shot, 15k, very funny) added 1/14/18

The Edge of the Stars - Louis laughed. “You think you can convince some random guy to want to go out with me?” “Oh baby,” Jay chuckled. “I can convince all of the UK to want to go out with you.” Or, a Meet the Parents AU where Harry is the man of Louis’ dreams, and it’s up to Jay to convince him to date her son. (one shot, 16k)

An Ever-Fixed Mark - Louis has zero chance of passing Literature. At least without a tutor who knows Shakespeare well enough to recite it as if those words were his own. And he finds just that, and a lot more, in Marcel. The course of true love never did run smooth. But is it worth it? (one shot, 16k, definitely some angst) added 2/7/19

Pi Time - Harry, 20. Less Than 1 Mile Away, Active 1 minute ago. I think when it comes down to it, I’m just looking for someone supportive. That’s all I really need in life. I know this is an app, but we can find people in all the most obscure places ☺ -H.S or Hot, hipster Harry from Tinder is nothing like Louis expected. (one shot, 16k) added 4/30/18

the love is ours to make (so we should make it) - “I’m.. Harry. I nanny? For Ernest and Doris?” Harry responded. “A nanny? How old even are you? You look twelve.” Louis remarked. Something caught Louis’ eye, and a closer look revealed that Harry had a coat of pink nail polish on his fingers. “Nineteen. I’m nineteen.” Harry replied. “Right. Nineteen, wears pink, flower crowns and paints his nails. Who the actual fuck did my mum hire?” or the one where louis takes some time off from life to return home, only to be met with a strange boy in pink and a flowercrown as the nanny of his siblings.  (one shot, 19k, some sad parts but still really cute, please check for trigger warnings)

Heart Without A Home - Louis is staying at the shelter when a late entry pulls at his conscience and he decides to share his precious bed with the mysterious Harry. The pair somehow find an instant bond but Louis can't help but feel Harry is hiding something...Featuring Zayn as a chef, Perrie as the shelter manager and Liam as a helper- and Louis' best mate.  (one shot, 20k, this is kind of angsty but it still made me smile)

Sing You Butterflies - Louis stares for a moment before some primal sympathetic force in him activates. He has to help this boy. He can hardly walk, and he seems so young (yet ageless, beyond age, like a sea turtle or a parrot or a tree or something else odd and magical), and on top of all that, he has body glitter clinging to his skin, like that roll-on stuff his sisters used to use as preteens, only pink-gold and twice as thick. It’s, like, professional grade. He’s also wearing grass- and dirt-stained pink silk women’s underwear, so maybe he’s from London. Maybe he’s a drag queen who crawled all the way from a nightclub in Soho just to save Louis from his horribly mundane and woefully heterosexual neighbours out here in the middle of nowhere.---or, Harry’s a clumsy unicorn who accidentally stomps on a witch’s garden and is turned into a human as punishment, so he wanders into a nearby village covered in glitter, still figuring out how to walk on two feet, and meets the fairy-tale-fine Louis, who has to teach him how to live as a human and stop him from eating soap. (one shot, 22k, kind of a crack fic? but still very good) added 7/27/18

Away With The Fairies - Harry liked pretty things. Mostly the ornate flowers that grew around him, the trees majestically climbing towards the sky, sometimes the little colourful birds that flitted around in the branches of those trees. Harry's wings themselves were considered beautiful, big butterfly-like shaped things glistening pink in the light but white underneath, almost translucent. He fluttered them behind him, feeling the breeze brushing off them. He was high up where he could see the most, studiously watching the human life on the ground below. He shouldn't be here of course, he was beyond the borders of the part of the forest where his kind lived, but he couldn't help it. Because Harry had found the prettiest thing of all. (one shot, 22k, locked, you should read everything by this author)

faith, trust and pixie dust (and a little bit of something else too)** - “Are you seriously apologizing for taking out a bullet that was lodged in my shoulder and saving my life?” he asks slowly. “Y—yes?” the boy looks unsure of himself now. “Marry me—” For once, the boy isn’t the only one blushing and Louis silently curses Earthen terminology for making its way into his vocabulary. Taking a deep breath to regain his composure, he coughs out, “I mean thanks. That was very nice of you…?” “Harry,” the boy fills in quietly, flashing Louis a tentative smile. Louis thinks it suits him well and he mouths the name to himself, liking the way it rolls off his tongue. He watches as Harry hesitates before asking his own question, albeit doubtfully. “And you’re—you’re P—Peter Pan, right?” Or, the one in which Louis is a punk Peter Pan and Harry is an insecure flower child.  (one shot, 27k, quite a bit of angst but Harry’s character was too cute for me to not include)

Whiskeyed Me Off My Feet - It was the twenty-eighth time he'd been in....the guy with the stunning smile. The fact he also had incredibly beautiful eyes and this mischievous little purse to his lips when his eyes crinkled was a small detail. The fact he had lovely features and the longest eye-lashes Harry had ever seen-well that was a minor observation. The fact he was kind of small and would fit perfectly in Harry's arms?He had a lot of interest in that, definitely. But he was with someone. The beautiful one was taken.Well, of course, Harry arched a brow cynically. He was beautiful, of course he was going to be taken. (one shot, 27k, locked, some angst, by my fav author!!!) added 7/27/18

with your love we could breathe underwater - Harry’s brow furrows, a look of confusion spreading over his face. “But I am real. I exist, see,” he says, raising a hand out of the water and wiggling his fingers at Louis. Louis finds himself relaxing a bit. Harry seems harmless really. And he’s quite cute, for something that’s not supposed to exist. If Louis is indeed having a hallucination right now, at least it’s a cute one. AU where Harry is a mermaid, Louis is a human, and they both discover a lot more than they anticipated. (one shot, 28k)

[darling-cas]

Is it alright to request a mutual pining fic for Rowaelin or Manorian ?

Of course, Hun!

This took a completely different turn from what I had planned at first, but I hope you guys still enjoy :)

Summary: He thinks she wants nothing to do with him. She thinks he can’t remember her. Aelin and Rowan were friends once upon a time. But high school drove them apart. However, one night - one party - is about to change not only their lives, but the lives of their friend as well.

Give Me Love Masterlist

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Rowan couldn’t help but stare from across the school cafeteria. Not when she looked like she did. Her blond hair flowing like waves over her shoulders. Full lips pulled back in a smile over her perfect teeth. Rowan could basically hear her laugh in his ears from where he has sat with his friends. Her gold-ringed eyes - eyes that captivated Rowan to this day - were shining bright as she rolled them at something that was said.

Rowan couldn’t help but stare at sophomore Aelin Galathynius. Everytime she was in the room, she lit it on fire. Brightening the air around her.

“Dude. Watch the drool.”

Rowan managed to pull his gaze around from Aelin, glaring at Fenrys.

“I wasn’t drooling.” He snapped before picking up his soda can, taking a big sip.

“Not yet,” Fenrys glanced over his shoulder at Aelin, before turning back to Rowan with a smirk on his face. “But I give it just a few more moments of you gawking at Fire Queen over there, and you would’ve started.”

It took all of Rowan’s strength not to crush his soda can in his hand and throw it at Fenrys head.

“Why not just talk to her?” Connall asked from his brothers side. “It’s not like you two don’t know each other.”

Lorcan snorted as he lunged back in his chair. “I’d like to see the day Whitethron grows a pair and talks to the Bitch Queen.”

“Don’t call her that.” Rowan growled, but Lorcan simply rolled his eyes.

The subject was dropped as quick as it came. Everyone around him started talking about the game plan for their next Football game this weekend. But Rowan found himself watching Aelin once more.

Connall was right, they did know each other. They basically grew up together. Ever since they met as kids, at a taekwondo class. They butted heads from the moment they were paired together. They hated each other at first, until a boy in their class - Cairn - was paired with Aelin for a match and he ended up punching her square in the face, on purpose. Which led to Rowan returning the favour before Aelin roundhouse kicked him in the stomach, blood spilling on her shirt as she did so. From that moment on, they were friends.

For years they hung out. Going to each others houses and hanging out in school. Building forts in the forest behind Aelin’s house. Doing Taekwondo together with Aelin’s cousin, Aedion. That was Rowan’s life for years, and he loved it.

Until he got to high school.

Aelin was still in middle school when Rowan entered high school. Which was fine, at first. Then Rowan joined the football team, and had to spend more time studying. He started partying and actually noticing girls. He was changing. Growing up.

Him and Aelin started hanging out less and less, until they stopped all together. Rowan couldn’t even remember the last time they spoke. Everything between them just, stopped.

Then Rowan entered his senior year. And Aelin wasn’t even on his mind. Until she walked passed him in the hall on the first day of school, and Rowan barely recognized her.

Aelin Galathynius was definitely not the little girl he knew. She grew up. And she grew up into the most beautiful woman Rowan had ever seen.

But despite them being in the same school again, despite walking past each other in the hallways every now and then, they still had yet to say one word to each other.

Rowan couldn’t work up the nerve to talk to her. Which was ridiculous. She was his childhood friend. All he had to do was go up to her and say hi.

And yet, here he was. Just like every other day. Watching her from across the room without her knowing.

What made this all even more sad and ridiculous was the fact that Rowan knew, deep down, he was falling for her. He was falling in love with this breathtaking woman, who had the most beautiful eyes and dazzling smile.

And she didn’t even know it.

“Rowan Whitethron is staring at you again.”

Aelin looked up from her food, her gaze moving across the cafeteria to where Rowan and his cadre were sitting. She watched them for a few moments as they all talked amongst themselves, probably about football or girls.

Her gaze stopped on Rowan for a moment. His white hair cropped short and standing out against his tan skin.The t-shirt he was wearing did wonders for his arms and chest, showing off the muscles he definitely didn’t have when they were kids. Pine-green eyes sparkled as they glared at Fenrys before he leaned back against his chair.

“He is not.” Aelin looked back down at her tray, picking at her chocolate cake.

“He so was.” Lysandra nudged her with her elbow. “He just looked away the moment you looked up.”

“Stop telling lies, Lysandra,” Aelin turned to her friend, a smirk on her lips. “It’s not attractive.”

“Are you calling me attractive, Galathynius?”

Aelin laughed, simply rolling her eyes at Lysandra’s behaviour. She turned back to her tray, taking a big piece of her chocolate cake and eating it.

“She’s right you know.” Nehemia spoke up from across Aelin. “Whitethron always seems to be watching at you.”

“As much as I hate to say this,” Manon stepped in. “Most of the guys and girls in this hell hole watch Bitch Queen here. She’s hot.”

Aelin placed a hand on her heart as she turned to Manon. “Did you actually just compliment me, Blackbeak?”

“Don’t get use to it.”

“Why don’t you just talk to him?” Elide asked from her girlfriends side. “You guys did grow up together, didn’t you.”

“I’m not going to talk to him.” Aelin leaned back against her chair. “Yes, we grew up together. But the last time we spoke, I was like 12. He probably doesn’t even recognize or remember me now.”

“Impossible.” Aedion pulled into a seat next to Lysandra as he smiled at Aelin. “No one forgets us Ashryvers.”

“Aedion, guess what.” Lysandra’s eyes held a sparkle in them as she spoke. “Your cousin thinks I’m attractive.”

“Of course she does.” Aedion leaned in, placing a kiss on Lysandra’s lips. “Us Ashryvers also have good taste.”

The chatter around Aelin continued on, but she stopped listening. Instead, her eyes landed on Rowan. She watched as he fooled around with his friends, her words from a moment ago coming back to her.

She really did think Rowan didn’t recognize her. They walked past each other in the hallways sometimes, but he didn’t so much as glance at her. She even was walking up to him on the first day of her freshman year, but he walked away.

Not that she blamed him. He was older than her. He started partying and drinking when she was still basically playing with dolls. So it didn’t really surprise her one bit when they stopped talking all those years ago. But that doesn’t mean it didn’t hurt.

Aelin lost a friend. One of her best friends. And it killed her back then. But what made it hurt even more, was the fact that 12 year old Aelin had a little crush on Rowan at the time.

It was stupid. She didn’t even know why she had a crush on him, but she did. But what made it even more stupid and pathetic was it didn’t go away.

She thought it did. She even had other boyfriends before. But that first day of school, when Aelin saw Rowan for the first time in years, she realized it didn’t go away. The crush was still there.

And the real kicker was, the more Aelin watched Rowan and his pine-green eyes, she realized it was more than a crush.

She was falling in love with Rowan Whitethron.

And he didn’t even know it.

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1/5/10/13/22/25/34/33/46 :3 I rlly love your thoughts, advice n blog. Thank you 🤗

Awh thank you! I’m glad I can help in any way! I’ve reblogged a few ask things recently, I’m assuming you’re asking for the most recent one, but if not let me now and I’l do the one you meant!Lesbian Asks!

1.Femme or butch? As in myself - I’m definitly femme, though I tend to dress more athletic/’tomboy’ if you could call it that, being a dancer I live for my nike and adidas! Regards to a partner, I deffo love a girly girl!

5.Describe your aesthetic As I said above I tend to wear a lot of athletic wear, and I have a deep love for my denim jacket, and I love a shirt, but I also love getting dressed up in pretty dresses and spending hours on my make up/hair etc. I have a deep obsession with trainers, i love me a smart pair of nikes! I think I’m one of those people who changes between looking a compleate stereotype and the most girly princess ever! 

10.Describe the best date you’ve been on Gosh I’ve been on so many good ones! My girl knows how to spoil me! I don’t have a favourite but can I do top 3? Both this year and last year for my birthday my girl took me to London for a couple days, to see a show and explore, last year was Les Mis and this year was Dreamgirls and god they we’re brilliant! We went to the museums (which I absolutely love because I’m actually he bigest nerd ever!) this year we went for afternoon tea which was so lovely, she always finds such nice hotels as well and it was just so nice to explore London hand in hand with my love! So yeah those two for sure, and last spring we went to the beach one eve - I’m a student in brighton - and had chips and hot chocolate with a blanket and talked the hours away whlst the sun set, and it was so simple but god it was so perfect!

13.If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife! I am indeed taken, by my beautiful girlfriend Ashleigh! We’ve been together just over 1year 8months and it’s been the best time of my life! We matched on good ole tinder, but turned out we had a mutual friend and the rest they say is history. She’s the love of my life and I know at 21 people might think I’m too young to know, but I do, and I’m gonna marry her one day! She’s got the most gorgeous blue eyes, they’re the first thing I noticed about her, and everytime she looks at me I swear she can see into my soul. She’s the kindest most thoughtful person, always looking out for others and is so beautiful inside and out. She makes me a better person, I don’t care how cliche it sounds! I have a hard time with feelings and opening up about things, but she’s always there, patiently waiting for when I’m ready and I couldn’t be more grateful! It’s just like she gets me, I have all these different sides to my personality, as everyone does, my childish side, my vunerable side, the student, etc, and she always knows exactly how to deal with them, she just gets me. (her tumblr is http://ashleighgrey-blog.tumblr.com but please ignore the hideous picture of me!)

22.What lesbian stereotypes do you fit into, if any? I’d say I dress quite stereotypically, as I’ve said above, I love a shirt and I dress quite athleticy. I’m also very into sport, I used to be captain of the football team in both junior and senior school, I used to swim a lot, I did running and athletics and danced ridiculous amounts, which is something I now do profesionally. Not sure if it’s still considered a stereotype these days but yeah! 

25.Be positive! What do you like most about being a lesbian? I mean, girls are just so gorgeous arent they?! Honeslty, I don’t now, that’s a tough one, I struggled for a long long time to accept myself, its only a recent thing that I have, so it’s not something I’ve ever really thought about. I’d say it’s nice that the person you’re with understands what it’s like to be a female! It’s nice to have someone who understands when you’re having super bad cramps or you’re having a bad hair day, all those things that (in the nicest way) most males just don’t get! I don’t know if that sounds weird, I’m not sure, it’s just nice to be with somehtine that gets it fully!

34.Ever fallen for your best-friend? Oh boy, fallen, I wouldn’t say fallen, at the time I thought I had yeah, but it was definitly more of a first crush situation and nothing more. There was a girl in my friendship group in school that I was crushing on, hard, and she knew about it. It might seem like a silly comparison, but pre season 1 PLL Emily crushing on Ali, yeah that was me. In short, because it’ s a story I could write thousands of words telling, I was crushing, she found out, and played with my heart in every way, slowly breaking it more that I ever thought possible. And this was a time I was still coming to terms with who I was, so it fucked me over for a long long time. I spent from year 9 until about halfway through AS levels, letting my heart be screwed over by her, it took me a long time to pluck up the courage to say no more. Looking back I can see that I was definitly an experiment, but I made my peace with it a long time ago, and I’m more than over it now. And it’s kinda weird, because our friendship group still is, and we’re both very much a part of it, and honestly it’s something that we’re both very aware that happened, but I think it’s a kind of mutal silent understanding that it’s somehting that happened but will never be brought up. 

33/43, not sure if you meant 33 or 43 but either way! 33 Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone? I pretty much answered this in an ask I did yesterday, in short yes, but once I’ve fallen I’ve fallen hard! 43 Can you drive? I mean, I know how to, I had lessons, I’m just very very bad at it and failed my test monumentally and kinda just never went back to it! 

46 At what age did you come out (if you have)? I have indeed, I’ve been out for a long time, and tbh I came out to various people at various times. The first time I admitted it to myself was kinda early year 9, so age 13 and not long after I told a couple of people, end of year 9 was when my above mentioned crush found out so I’d have been 14. That was it for a while, then I told my parents the summer before AS so like 16, although it was out of nowhere and I fully wasn’t planning on it (in the middle of Epcot in Disneyworld, but that’s a story for another time). I told the rest of my friendship group not that long after, so still 16, and then one of the boys took it upon himself to go tell an ex boyfriend, thus rumour spread around college and everyone found out. However, and I think it’s important to say, throughout all of this, I still hadn’t accepted myself, I was still struggling with who I was and yeah it made it easier on me that people knew and were okay with it, however, the most important person to me, my mum, wasn’t okay with it and that destroyed me. Even then, it wasn’t something I was open about, I wouldn’t willingly tell anyone. It took me starting stage school/uni (so 18) to feel comfortable enough about it to be open about it, and even then I wasn’t straight away. I told, a couple of friends a few weeks in, and then about a week later I told a guy on my course, who then drunkenly told the whole college at a party i wasnt at, which left a rumour for me to confirm when I went to college on the Monday. Since then I’ve been pretty open about it, but even then my fmily didn’t know. Started talking to my girl at the end of first year (June) and we became a couple that august. I moved to Brighton when I started second year that same summer, (literally 3 days later) and that’s when I told my mum I was with someone, (and that kinda screwed some things up but it’s all chill now) and a few days later I plucked up the courage to make it facebook official as they say, thus coming out to my family, my dance friends, everyone else that I knew. Now, I’m compleatly accepting of who I am, and so is everyone around me, my mum had a hard time with it but it’s all good now, but yeah! It was a very long and slow coming out, and honestly in a way a lot of it was done for me, which as much as it hurt, and sucked majorly, it took a lot of pressure off me, and I kinda wouldn’t change it. This has a been like an essya in an answer, so sorry about that, but, like a lot of people, my coming out wasn’t as simple as just doing it, it was a very slow and long, painful process. 

Thank you for asking, and like I said at the beginning,  assumed this was the post you meant, but if not hit me up and I’ll answer the questions you meant! PLus, if you ever have any questions you wanna ask or need advice, I’m always here, just ask away!Luce :)