#now Seph is almost a whole foot taller than him

[lswriting]

So, I'm doing some research for my fic while there's a lull at work (like one does). Specifically, I wanted to double check Sephiroth's height and I found this handy-dandy website that lists specs for the main characters in FFVII.

And, excuse me, but, WTF??

He's TWO fucking meters in Remake?? Like, no, I'm not going with that in my current fic because I'm working on chapter 16/?? and it's far too late to introduce that little bit of trivia (plus this setting is more in line with Crisis Core's timeline but that's neither here nor there), but now I'm fighting down the urge to abandon this chapter in favor of writing a potentially hilarious one shot about Sephiroth being seven freaking inches taller than Vincent. I mean, Chaos would be miffed and would definitely make it into A Thing, I'm sure.

I'm just... WTF, Squeenix. What the Actual Fuck.