#nottem x postal dude

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𝕸𝖊𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖂𝖊𝖆𝖕𝖔𝖓

Had this idea floating in my head while in a call with bestie. @axolotlbottle

𓉸ྀི . ♱ ⛧ ♱ . 𓉸ྀི

[bigboipyromaniac]

HEY!

It's been a while since I've posted, but I'm back!

For now...

ANYWAYS I've cleared my inbox and ask so if you requested something, you can re-ask! I just needed a fresh start.

Now here's some of character I'm willing to write

Postal dude (Postal)

Not Important (Hatred)

Hank (Madness Combat) (I'm not writing his full name)

Sanford (Madness Combat)

Deimos (Madness Combat)

Simon Henriksson (Cry of Fear)

James Sunderland (Silent Hill)

Walter Sullivan (Silent Hill)

Harry Mason (Silent Hill)

Gabriel (Ultrakill)

Kiryu Kazuma (Yakuza)

Goro Majima (Yakuza)

Ichiban Kasuga (Yakuza)

Takayuki Yagami (Lost Judgment)

Alucard (Castlevania)

Solid 'David' Snake (Metal Gear Solid)

Raiden 'Jack' (Metal Gear Solid)

Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear Rising)

Venom Snake (Metal Gear Solid)

Dante Sparda (Devil May Cry)

Sebastian Solace (Pressure)

Kuzan Aokiji (One Piece)

I'll add more when I can :p

Now some things I can do:

Fluff

Smut

Honestly give me anything that's not illegal and I'll do it

Things I won't do:

EXTREAM GORE, like it could be considered a snuff story (I know I have some fucked up characters but plz spare me)

Loli/Shota (ermmm)

Step siblings/ parent

Incest

Anyways I hope I can post more often, and yall enjoy the story

[timidtresleches]

Sure yes the earth is hungry the earth is thirsty BUT SO ARE THESE MEN. GET THEM SOME FUCKIN NANDOS.

[therowdiestofshippers]

I love being able to draw anything I want all the time ever

(the listener, the yapper and the hater)

[undeniablereckoningart]

uhh

[napsfork-brainrot]

silly lil tiktok i did instead of thinking of postal OR slasher ideas 💀

(also if u wanna, follow my TikTok! username is napsfork)

[strawbrygashez]

One other Postal poll for right now bc I’m curious…

[qwuilty]

Do u have a favorite postal dude ship?????

Ooo, admittedly im kind of a Basic Bitch with my main dude ships (P2 x P3 as divorced before they even got married energy, nottem and dude, dude and duke) but i also like the more obscure ones, like a good bit of people ship dude and duke but i dont think as many do with p1 dude yfeel me?

I like thinking about those fun little e3 crossover platonic and romantic ships, like i think p1 and gordon freeman would be a fun friendship at least, sort of a faux wreck it ralph situation and all.

Some ships i just think are nice for the dudes include:

Brain damaged x Other dude for the similar divorced energy

Platonic P1 and Corkscrew

Java Dude and P2

P4 dude and like an older p3, i imagine by then its more old married couple bickering energy

P3 and P1 does sound pretty fun i will say, either jokingly as an Inner Demon Swap with p2 gettin redux and p1 having sudden p3 dicking around or just kind of the Extrovert and the Introvert they forcibly made their best friend energy

Platonic Nottem and Oh Sir! Dude, i think its funny as hell for him to have just a little dude

P1 dude and me- (smacked)

[larathefox]

proof that duke nukem is the ideal tumblr sexyman

[jester0jpeg]

Gift for my bestie @axolotlbottle 💖

I finished it just like I promised! Aster and Ernest!

Aka Postal Kid and Little Not Important (( Nottem ))

He’s telling him how much he loves run with scissors-

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"What was your name again? Ah fuck it, it's not important."

Ernest Jonas Fisher.

Who later will go on to be called “ The Antagonist “ or “ The Hero “ most famously known as Not Important.

As my Bestie @axolotlbottle mentioned we made our own versions of Postal Dude and Not Important! Nottem is a character that I saw so much potential in. I was so sad when I looked into the game and his wiki and found nothing- so I decided to build on his character.

His name is Ernest Or “ Urn “

Yes as in what you put people’s ashes in-

I know that in the drawing his hair looks brown but ITS NOT HIS HAIR COLOR IS BLACK!

• He’s around 10 in this drawing and he just came back from school to his dad yelling at him. (( he avoids going home at all costs))

• He’s from the Quads cities Illinois.

• His dad is a Commanding General at the U.S army's RI Arsenal.

• Ernest has 4 older brothers. (( yes he’s the youngest))

•His mom was a nurse, but she was studying to be a mortician. She ran away and left Ernest and his brothers with their father when Ernest was a month old.

• He’s a Metal Head he absolutely loves Doom Metal and Brutal Death Metal Music.

• He’s a very quiet kid he keeps to himself and tries not to cause problems for anyone.

• Ernest doesn’t remember his mom, he has only seen her in pictures his dad has laying around the house.

• Aster got him addicted to Uncrustables.

• Most of the cloths he wears are oversized and big on him due to them being his older brothers hand me downs (( yes even his shoes don’t fit him ))

That’s it for now!