#notmymom

[ronseyz]

i’m like the opposite of a kid who hates their stepmom. i hate mor o corra out of principle and loyalty without knowing anything about her. #notmymom #aurorasupremacy

[sarianotsorry]

“We have STUFF to do Saria! If you’re going to sing, go sing when we have free time.” 

(In a sing-song voice): “You’re not my moooooom~!”

[creich2016]

Blanket for baby Zane is all done!! #beyondthehook19 #ShopHandmade #shopsmall #smallbusiness #crochet #crocheting #crochetlove #crochetaddict #yarn #yarnaddict #forbabyZaneEWP #sweeteverlybpatterns #sweeteverlyb #babygift #usingmyyarnstash #icanmakegiftsifiwantto #notmymom #idontneedyourpermission #dontworryIusedMYmoney https://www.instagram.com/p/BtZey0hHUB-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=giq55vt5arui

[theholdn]

Too much fun with this one and made different color variants of it! Enjoy! Also my mom looks nothing like her…well…. . . . #newart #vectorart #vectorartist #landlady #bosslady #notmymom #someonesmom #adobeillustrator #adobe #adobecc #hustle #thegrind #artistoninstagram #artist4life #haircurlers #hairrollerset #nfts https://www.instagram.com/p/CY2y_NvLS_7/?utm_medium=tumblr

[thirteenknots]

My only regret is not realizing it sooner. I wish everyone else would see her true colors. #lies #thief #notmymom #mygrandawasmymom #badparenting

[wiseathena69-blog]

#WhatIWouldGive to be able to #BeWithMyMommy #Physically #RightNow #WrappedUpInHerArms as I #TryToEscape she #TicklesMe #ITryAndHoldTheLaughter #PretendBeingTickledDidntPhaseMe so she #GivesUpOnTheTickling and in that #Moment I would try to and #EscapeAgain and right there she would #TightenHerGrip #YELLING #IamNEVERlettingYouGo #YouAreMyPrisoner #ThinkingSheWasWeak but no #NotMyMom she was/is a #StrongIndependentWoman and #ICouldNeverEscape but #Honestly #iEnjoyedEveryMinuteOfit it would then lead to #aMovieMarathon #BestChildhoodMemories #PlayingPrisoner #GeminiMom #CapricornDaughter #WhatWasYourBestChildhoodMemories #EnjoyEveryMinuteWithMom #NeverLetFuedDriveYouApart #MotherDaughterBond #YoungMom #MyMomDontCrack #IGotThemGoodGenes #WhosTheMom #WhosTheDaughter #CanYouSolveTheMystery https://www.instagram.com/p/BxyRVe7HiYHcFbk0RPfnZOjLJs3fg1komm2nmk0/?igshid=av00dmh3tkjd

[alicesadventuresintherye]

I’d like to wish Katya Zamolodchikova a very Happy Birthday, or as she’d say in her native tongue, C Днём рождения! I don’t call her “Mom” but I do call her one of my favorite people. There are many important things I have learned from this woman but I think the most important one is that believing in yourself is journey. And while that sounds like a greeting card, Brenda, it's fucking true. Even if everyone around you believes in you, you might still struggle to believe in yourself. On All Stars 2, it was great to watch this talented, creative and intelligent artist FINALLY see in herself what we've seen all along: A STAR... with a hammer And a sickle. And if Katya still has moments of doubt, I hope she thinks about all the people she makes laugh every single day! I think laughter is the best medicine, which means she IS a doctor. I hope she had a great day today and made some contact with some ravioli! Thanks for always making me smile, my Russian sestra @katya_zamo 💖🙌 #katya #katyazamolodchikova #katyazamo #rupaulsdragrace #rpdr #rpdr7 #allstars2 #chachaheels #notadoctor #drag101 #drag #dragqueen #favoritepeople #notmymom #sestras #contact

[tadalin]

#峨嵋 #notmymom #tiredout #speechless #wishallthebest #mtemei (presso 峨眉山 金頂)

[mikeyslifeondisplay]

Not mine. I almost want to send this to her so we can both have a good laugh #fuckingstupid #funny #notmymom

[big-bass-bitch-blog]

PSA THE GIRL IS MY WOMAN!!! DONT ASK HER IF IM HER SON! THATS MY BITCH, SHE AINT MY MOMMA 💯💪🚨 REPEAT AFTER ME.... THATS YUNG BASS' WOMAN, NOT HIS MOMMA #stupidpeople #stupidass #fuckyall #thatsmygirl #notmymom #foh #getoutmyface #YungBass #PSA #BassHeadNation #BigBassBitch

[the-modern-icon]

Putting some late night work in (ft. 1.5" Rigid Collar in Black) #modernicon #madeinusa #handmade 📷 @real_deal_dogtraining ・・・ Late night bitework with @taymonarez05 Rory and @iam.rogue @_realdealnic last night. #malinois #malinoisworld #maligator #malinoisofinstagram #bitework #nightlife #girlpower #dogtraining #dogtrainer #notmymom #fullgripfriday #seriousbusiness #FamilyGuardian #dogsthatbite #doyouevenlift (at Los Angeles, California)

[barbossas-wench]

A modern au were Julia posted her wedding photo with John and one of John's daughters from his first marriage commented #notmymom on the post

[theholdn]

My own creation this time. Growing up watching Chinese movies and tv series of the golden years, I remember these landlord ladies looking almost exactly like this and this is what I wanted to create tonight. I’m happy with this. . . . #newart #vectorart #vectorartist #landlady #bosslady #notmymom #someonesmom #adobeillustrator #adobe #adobecc #hustle #thegrind #artistoninstagram #artist4life https://www.instagram.com/p/CY00t3irePf/?utm_medium=tumblr

[sculptingsuccess]

Lol one time the clerk in target started the speil about how this game is rate M and isnt appropriate for anyone under 17 and my mom was in no kinda mood and she just said, "all his games are rated M just ring it up." so #notmymom #shecoolwitit

Farcry 5

“If them obama lovin libtards find out i let my truck get taken, my senate run is over. Now, see'ns how ur on my property and i havnt shot you yet you owe me.”

“Aw man ive been prayin to the monkey king and all the baby jesus’ all day for a sign, and here you are my very own angel.”

This is a gem of a game

[tinymute]

“You’re not my mom!”

From here.

@sexybrute 

Jesse truly hated dressing up. Julie knew in her heart of hearts that it was uncomfortable, that the sleeves were too itchy, that he did not like the gel in his hair. Even as a small child, she was sensitive to the little tics that made her brother imperfectly perfect.

Their mother, however...

She was less sensitive. 

With a small sigh, the girl reached to adjust the collar on her brother’s shirt, so it was not as rough on his neck.

“I wear dresses because I’m oldest, Jesse.”

Her little mind did not care for gender constructs. Her mother hated that.

“We’re gonna ‘ave jello!”

[diyanadnan]

Throwback. With my beloved kak Ila. Hahahah. Kenduri anak sedara beliau. Macam mama je muka kak Ila masa ni. #throwback #tbt #selfie #whatever #mom #mommy #notmymom #love #family #mwah #glasses #bulatnya #matilanakk