#notice how i wrote lombardy in english once and the next time i wrote it in italian

[aphfroghat]

Out of context things my OCs have said

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Brazil: IMAGINE BEING IN BED AND YOUR PARTNER SAYS TE AMO OR SOME SHIT

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Lombardy: i killed his balls

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Veneto: did you just call me Lombardy's bitch...

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Piedmont: at least I don't flood all the time

Romagna: at least I can top decently

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Guangdong: he looks like a homosexual hobo!!

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Argentina: I WANT TO SEE THEM IN REAL LIFE NOT IN PICS

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Scandinavia: That guy looks like he's over 15. You should send him to war, Norge.

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Provence: better than being related to Italie and that one guy who borders with me..

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Piedmont: Sicilia and Calabria are actually greek !!!!!! fake italians

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Marche: How do I tell someone they're annoying politely?

Abruzzo: you don't

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Umbria: I'm not a simp

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Trentino: once Alto Adige killed a squirrel with her own hands because we were lost in a forest

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Südtirol/Alto Adige: ... Trentino is a threat to world peace

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Calabria: auguri e figli maschi

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Lombardy: why'd you glare at me. I'm calling 1522.

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Lombardia: what--- who the fuck would want to fuck you anyways you ugly ass

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Brazil: is this the middle ages

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Valle d'Aosta: why do they always want to kill each other??!!

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Piedmont: lo vuoi sto trapezio?

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