#nothing better than to spend it with the husband amrite

[yukiwrites]

Hi Yuki! I have a nsfw (Valentine's Day style?) request for you where Kamui discovers chocolate paint and decides to experiment with it on Xander. Xander might find it amusing and in return, use it on her.

I GOT SO MANY REQUESTS FOR CORRIANDER SIN, HECK YEAH! YES YES I CAN DO THIS, I CAN Thank you all for the requests ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Let’s get to business, shall we?(also thanks for the nice compliments, nonies! I live for you guys >v

The town was lively – the underground one especially.Bright flags decorated the streets, all between a red and pink color scheme alongside love tunes that could be heard at every corner. 

It was in commemoration of a commoner’sevent: The Lovers Day. It has been dwindled during the war, reason why theRoyal Family hadn’t heard of the event until the fighting was a thing of thepast.

“Look, Xander!” Kamui twirled around thestreets, pulling her husband with one hand, “even the heralds aredelivering speeches about love!” The Queen mused, a wide smile on her face.

They were disguised – after hearingabout the event, Kamui wouldn’t rest until her King complied in going into townwith her – the Queen styled her hair with a braid around her head so as to hideher pointy ears and wore a shawl to cover most of her silver locks.

Xander wore farmer clothes, but theydidn’t sit well on his body – his muscles were being outlined by the cheapfabrics – so they found a need to hide his head and part of his face with amuffin hat. He couldn’t help but smile fondly at his wife.

“It is indeed a curious event,” helooked around, finding couples declaring their love as well as women handingsweets to their loved ones. Kamui squeezed his hand and pulled him towards ashop with a cauldron as a sign – it contained hearts carved onto the wood: it’s been modified just for the duration of the event.

“Did you know? This event consists onthe woman giving her loved one some kind of sweet – usually chocolate – and, ifher feelings are reciprocated, they’ll start dating!” She entered the store,its door opening with a ring.

It was full of people bustling inside. Husband and wife had to stick their bodies close to one another so theycould browse, his chin over her head. “Ah, yes. And the receiver must givea present back one month later, on another lover-related event.” He added asshe picked a small pot filled with chocolate syrup.

“Excuse me, may I sample this?” Sheraised the pot, but was too far away from the counter for the store clerk tohear it – and her small height didn’t help. Xander picked it up and raised itabove the crowd.

“Of course, dear! Take your time!” Theold woman behind the counter replied, overwhelmed by the amount of customers. Kamuiimmediately asked for the pot back and opened it.

“Hmm!” She smiled after licking herchocolate-filled finger. “I think you’re gonna like this one, Xander. It’s nottoo sweet and it’s easy to swallow.” She raised said finger to her husband, whowrapped his arms around her waist and tasted it.

“Indeed,” he rested his chin on hershoulder, “it does taste wonderful. However, you needn’t give me a chocolatefor today’s occasion – we are already together, after all.”

“Oh, don’t be a party pooper.” Sheretracted her finger, closing the pot’s lid, deciding to take it. “Besides, it’snot much of a gift to you if I’m gonna be the plate, right?”

Xander almost coughed, squeezing hiswife and looking around. “Kamui!” He scoldedwith a whisper, a side smirk betraying his serious frown.

The Queen giggled, resting her head onhis chest. “But it’s true! I was the only one who got to lick something out of—“

“That is enough, my love.” He put onehand over her mouth, “we are surrounded by people; let us not divulge ournightly routine any longer, hm?”

“Alright, alright,” she looked around, “thoughno one is listening to us; they’re too busy with themselves. Look!”

Xander was one of those ‘too busy withhis beloved’ to check their surroundings. Every couple only looked at eachother (even when they were paying for the goods), the same look in their eyesand the same blush in their faces. The King smiled fondly, feeling a bitbashful.

“Do we also look like that?” He asked byher ear, making her bit her lip – she oh so loved when he whispered so close toher.

“Nope. We look even worse.” Shechuckled. “Let’s go pay for this already; I can’t wait until we get home.” Shelicked her lips and heard as he gulped while they were still on each other’sarms. He let go of her so she could open way and head to the store’s clerk.

“Oh my!” The old lady said, bringing onehand to her face. “If you pard’n me sayin’, lassie, but you look a lot like theQueen.”

Kamui felt Xander’s hand flinching onhers and laughed out loud, throwing her head back. “Really?” She asked as shetook the money pouch out of her waist after placing the chocolate syrup on thecounter. “Well, that’s reassuring.”

Xander’s jaw hardened and he looked awayfrom the lady, missing his opportunity to insist on paying. The woman simplylaughed, not thinking too much about it and liking Kamui’s sense of humor.

“Here you are, darlin’.” The woman said,giving Kamui her change. Before the Queen could grab her purchase, however, thelady nudged her with a funny smirk on her face. “You got yerself quite a catch,lassie; he can’t take ‘is hands ‘way from you.”

She couldn’t take it. “Yes, yes I did!”She laughed, her entire body trembling with mirth. Panicking, Xander quicklytook the small pot and pulled his wife after thanking the lady over hisshoulder.

“Kamui, try to be more careful! We aredisguised here.” He scolded his laughing wife, pulling her to an alley. Stillgiggling, she caressed his face.

He really thought he was foolingeveryone – sure, no one noticed it yet, but just because they were busy lookingat their loved ones. Those farmer clothes couldn’t fool anyone on a normal day:his muscles showed that he was far from being someone who only meddles withearth and his posture – he always carried himself with his chin up and hisstraight back, no matter how inconspicuous he tried to be.

She wouldn’t say that, though. Instead,Kamui just pulled her beloved for a kiss, pressing her back on a wall. “Forgiveme,” she said after they pulled away just enough for their foreheads to touch, “Iwon’t do it again. But I think we have more pressing matters to attend to…” Shehuffed and bit her lower lip, looking at him from below.

Xander squeezed the pot with one hand,chuckling as he nuzzled his wife. “Lead the way, my Queen. I wish to seenothing other than you today.”

With the sparks which flew between them,Kamui thought they would end up giving in to lust and hold each other in thecorridors – but no, they managed to simply squeeze each other’s hands throughthe secret tunnels all the way to their quarters.

Kamui had been walking in front, but as soon as theyreached their room, she felt a yank from her husband’s side – he pulled her tohim, embracing her much like he had done at the candy shop. However, one of hishands pressed itself against her dress, pulling it up with an extreme need.

She could feel his accelerated heartbeat thundering onher back and had to gulp for her throat felt suddenly dry.“X-Xander…” She called his name, raising her arms and grabbing hishair by the nape of his neck, feeling his free hand trail its way from her hipsto her chest, massaging them.

“My Queen, oh, my Kamui…” He whispered hername over and over, licking her ear and biting her lobe. “Do as I say, mylove; I hunger for you like never before.”

The Queen had to muffle a moan – every single timeXander got possessive equaled to a good time. “As you will, my King.”She replied, turning her head to him, succumbing to a kiss.

“I wish for nothing more than to ravish you whereyou stand,” he grinded his crotch on her behind, making her feel hiserection, “however I shall taste every single curve of your bodytonight.”

After saying that, he pulled her skirt up, the simpledress not requiring a complicated unknotting on the back like her usual ones;instead, he just helped her out of it through her head, contemplating hersemi-nude body – the Queen wasn’t wearing a bra, and her provocative underwear(red and lacy) made the King lick his lips.

“Surprise,” she said, throwing the dressaway and helping her husband with his buttons.

The proximity made Xander want more; he pulled her foryet another kiss, inserting his tongue with so much vigor her felt a moan diein her throat. “No, my Little Princess,” he held both of her handswith one of his, pushing her to the bed. “Cover yourself with this. Ishall watch.”

Kamui fell on the bed, the small pot flopping besideher right after. Xander slowly undressed himself, lifting his chin so as toreinforce the order. Their eyes met, and only his gaze was enough to setKamui’s body on fire. She arched her back, sliding her hands towards her waist,never breaking their eye contact.

With the same speed he was unbuttoning his shirt,Kamui slowly slid down her underwear, raising and crossing both legs in theair, allowing her husband a clear view of her pulsating vulva. Xander was gladhe wasn’t wearing a cravat, for he was sure he would’ve loosened it at thatmoment. He finished unbuttoning the shirt and threw it away, taking off theboots with the same breath.

Kamui reached out for the chocolate pot and opened it,taking a handful of syrup. Still lying down, she glanced at her husband again beforesplattering chocolate around her mouth and neck, trailing down her hand fromher collarbone to both of her nipples, then to her navel; finally to her innerthighs. The Queen opened her legs, placing both feet over the bed and tookanother fingerful of chocolate, spreading it around her vulva and thighs.

Xander freed his erection at that moment, feeling itspreseminal fluid drip down as his throat got increasingly drier. Kamui raisedone leg in his direction, touching his bare chest with the tip of her toe.

“What should I do next, my King?” She lickedher fingers, sliding her toe through his strong abdomen towards his penis.

Her blushing face; her slight smirk. The color of hervulva as it twitched, almost calling for him. Xander felt reason snapping as heheld her foot close to his face, kissing it before trailing his mouth down herleg.

Ah, how his name sounded the best when she called itduring their time together!

Soon he reached her inner thighs and started lickingthe bittersweet chocolate away, making sure to bite her pectineus so as to feelher tremble under him.

“Xan-ahh…!” She moaned in response; it neverfailed when he did that.

Teasing her, the King licked both thighs and herentire crotch area before taking his hot breath to her rosy – and nowchocolate smeared – vulva. Kamui rolled her eyes in pleasure when he finallytouched her with his hot tongue; her body trembling with pleasure.

“D-don’t tease me so, my King…” She beggedas he opened her outer lips so as to lick under it, taking his time at everyturn. Kamui could feel the orgasm looming in – he just needed to nip at herclitoris–!

“Ho? I never told you to beg, my Kamui.” Hehuffed by her vaginal opening, watching it gap. By her bodily reactions, hecould tell how close to the climax she was, but that didn’t mean he was goingto give it to her just yet.

“F-forgive me… b-but please…” Inadvertently,she reached out for her vulva – just a little nudge and she would–

“Ah, my Queen.” Xander softly bit herfinger, moving up to be close to her face, his hand pulling her thighs up so asto put her in place for the penetration. “What did I say aboutbegging?” He prodded his glans by her vaginal opening, nudging it; teasingher until she cried tears of pleasure.

“A-ahh…!” Kamui gripped at the bed sheets,so close to reaching the orgasm her vision was blurring. “F-forgive me…p-please…” She said again, not remembering how to word herself.

Xander could feel her sucking him in and, before hecould thrust, he felt her suck his glans, welcoming him inside her twitchinginsides. He closed one eye in pleasure; being inside of her whenever she beggedwas one of the best sensations in the world – she would be at the epitome ofhunger and would stop at nothing to have him stay inside of her for as long aspossible.

The King felt his head starting to fog and closed hiseyes as he slid it all in, feeling her stretching herself to allow him insideher once more. He penetrated her at the right time – she was closing herselfaround him at every moment and it wouldn’t take long for her orgasm.

Xander rested both elbows beside his wife’s head,licking the chocolate off of her mouth before biting her lips; her hands hungrilywrapping themselves around his back. She had lost all restraint.

“M-my King– please, please… give-give it tome, I-ahh…!” She begged over and over, sucking him in so much she started thefirst spasms of orgasm on her own.

“My Queen…!” He took her lips beforetaking his erection out up to the tip and thrusting it back with vigor. Shedidn’t take it – her orgasm hit her with vehemence, making her whole bodytremble. But he wasn’t done. He thrusted again and again, making her dig hernails on his back and scalp, her voice getting out of control.

Two more times did she come, making Xander’s thrustsharder at each second; not only she squeezed him so much, his own orgasm loomedin every time she called his name.

He could feel it; between her hot breaths andpassionate kisses, her sweet embrace and twitching insides – he felt as hisfluids left his body to enter hers, making the penetration that much more easy.“K-Kamui…!” He grunted her name, squeezing her in a heated embrace,thrusting one last time before coming again right after, his fluids drippingdown from inside of her.

“Xan-ahh-der…!” She felt it again,trapping him inside of her as she closed herself around him. Panting, she hadno strength left on her arms to hold onto him and let them plop on both sides.

Huffing, Xander raised himself so as to look at hisexhausted wife: her legs wrapped around his waist, his penis pulsating insideof her as his semen streamed down from the penetration – her body stillsmeared in chocolate.

“It is bad manners to leave food on theplate,” he said, sliding one finger through her stomach before licking it.“And I shan’t do this offense to my Queen.”

Kamui moaned in response, feeling him grow inside ofher again, her senses too overstimulated to make coherent thought and her bodysimply wanting to be with her beloved. “Be a good King… and finish yourmeal, then… my love…”

Indeed, Xander thought, this is why there is only one Lovers Day per year. It would be bad if Iwere to taste this every day – my Queen would never leave our quartersotherwise.

[chinatea]

Personas pirates a/b/o au! headcanon.

It’s loosely inspired by Black Sails and AC4: Black Flag. Takes place in Nassau from the alternative universe populated by the Korean people apparently.

Multi-couples. 

(Sajeon also posted a pirate-y HC today and I swear that’s a total coincidence. I totally have no secret backdoor into your mind, Sajeon...or have I?)

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Who-is-who:

BG (Jiyeon, omega, 27):  was seduced as a teen by a noble who lusted over him and after the said noble had enough of him, he lost BG in a game of cards to the slavers who took him all the way to the other side of the world (Nassau) and sold him to a local brothel there. Despite the tragic hand that the fate had dealt him, BG is nothing if not a master of making the best of his circumstances. If he was forced to become a whore, then he’d become the most coveted whore there is. But he became much more than that, the whole pirate’s corner of the world became his playground and he knew how to play the game better than anybody. The Queen-bee of the salty dogs, if you please. 

Tattoo (Junghwan, alpha, 25): the saltiest dog there is. He is of noble origin, but found himself stifled by the life that awaited him as the oldest son, when all he wanted to do is to carouse and whore around and have mighty good time at all times, to hell with propriety. So, one day, he took off, simple as that, signing up for a buccaneer ship. Only his rebellious streak didn't end there. Tat has a real distaste for hierarchies unless he's on top of one. Barely a few months into his first voyage, he somehow managed to convince the crew to throw the current captain over the board and sail for Nassau instead for booty and...booty. (In my mind, Tat takes after Black Beard in some ways, cuz Black Beard is my fav char in AC4.) Tat is the closest with Christian, his first mate.

Christian, (Jiwon, omega, 23): comes second only to BG when it comes to a messed up past. Married against his will to an alpha twice his age, Chris failed to become a good little omega wife and silently endure his husband’s brutality as was expected of him. Once he’d had enough of beatings and rape, he slashed the fucker’s throat in his sleep and took to the streets. He cross-dressed as an alpha and ended up on the same ship Tattoo was on. The two grew close, so much so that Chris decided to confide in Tattoo and tell him the truth. Chris’s lie could stay undiscovered only for so long, especially in the open sea, so if things went south, at least Tat would have his back. And boy, did he ever. When the captain got suspicious about Chris’s status, Tattoo managed to stage a well-timed coup and turn the crew against the captain, taking his place and making Chris his first mate. 

Ian (alpha, 32): The Black Hound of His Majesty. Also, the new governor of Nassau, appointed by the Queen himself (not a typo, omegas take the title of a Queen) in hopes of cleansing Nassau of all that pirate filth. Ian comes from a wealthy merchant family which allowed him to attend a prestigious state university and rub shoulders with the crème de la crème who, in turn, never failed to snidely remind Ian of his modest origins. That never stopped him, however, from graduating at the top of his year and successfully enter the Royal Navy as a captain of his own vessel and show extreme excellence at any mission he was given. For his service, he was eventually knighted and conferred a noble status at the age of 30. (There are plenty of speculations about the nature of relationship between Ian and the Queen, some saying that the only reason Ian was so quick to find himself a fiancée was to allay the uncomfortable rumors, while in reality...) 

Diminie (Jisoo, omega, 21): Ian’s fiancée. Comes from an old and very noble family that could even rival the royal dynasty in the pureness of blood. Unfortunately, they have been in dire financial straits for a while now, but the solution was simple enough - find a wealthy suitor for Diminie and marry him off. Simple but not easy. There is only so many wealthy suitors available among the noble families with immaculate credentials, and most of them were either taken or not looking forward to burden themselves with the Parks debts. And this is how Ian comes into picture: filthy rich but not of noble origin, which would make the Parks scoff even at the idea of such an alliance at any other time, but being poor felt even worse, so they had to swallow down their pride and accept Ian’s offer. In some ways, Diminie is like any other omega of noble origin: sheltered and pampered and ignorant of the life at large; brought up with a single purpose of marrying and producing an heir some day, preferably an alpha. But at the same time, he’s not like many of his peers - he’s bookish, likes to spend time on his own, in nature, dreaming about great adventures and such. 

SG (Jungkook, alpha, 20): Ian’s younger brother. He’s Ian’s polar opposite, almost in every single way imaginable. Where Ian had to prove himself fiercely, SG was accepted simply because he is the brother of the Black Hound. His path to success had already been trodden for him, by his brother. And as much as he loves Ian, SG oftentimes feels like he’d always be in his shadow and that saddens him: he too longs for his own adventure, for a clean start. But SG is also no Tattoo, to just up and run to another part of the world, so he does what SG does best: he escapes into his own world, filled with swashbuckling extravaganza and romance. It’s his own small way of defying Ian - while Ian despises pirates, SG adores the idea of them. To him, pirates mean freedom to do as one wills with their life and one day, he comes closer to it than he ever thought possible. Before Ian leaves for Nassau, he offers SG to join him. Ian even has a suitable task for him in mind - to help looking after his fiancée who was adamant about going as well. 

(Omegas, amrite?)

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Relationships:

Moving on to the saucy bits.

Technically any couple can happen here, although some couples are more obvious than others, like Tattoo/BG, for instance, while for Tattoo/Di, I’d have to come up with a separate plotline to bring them together. Which I can, if you want me to, but for now I’ll focus on the more obvious ones.

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Ian/BG/Tattoo is THE big love triangle of the whole shebang. For starters, Tat’s feelings towards BG are not easy to pin down, whether it’s love or lust or something in-between, even Tat doesn’t know for sure, and he’s no soul-searching type either, so there is that. Tat’s primary rule in life is ‘if it ain’t broken, don’t fix it’, which he applies to anything, even his relationship with people. Plus, when it came to BG, he had no real competition, yes they fuck around with people, but he’s a pirate and BG is a whore, that comes with the job, yes. Then, Ian comes into the picture. Ian with his anti-pirate agenda and immediate interest in BG who is at the epicenter of everything that happens on the island. And that lights fire under Tat’s ass, because deep down he’s afraid that BG will choose Ian over him, because why wouldn’t he. Tat had little to offer in comparison. Even if Ian would probably never marry BG because of BG’s reputation, he could still offer to take him as his mistress, and even that would mean a lot. With Ian as his lover, BG could finally go back home and re-enter the high society and have the life that was stolen from him. (Let it be known that Tat is clueless about Ian's betrothal situation. It's not like he could just look it up on the Internet, besides even if he did know, he'd just assume that Ian is like most alphas in power who had an official mate to supply heirs and a bunch of lovers on the side for fun and giggles). 

Ian/Di/SG is the small love triangle of the story. Di is, of course, striving to be devoted to his future husband, that's how he was brought up in the first place. And he knows that Ian is a good man, a worthy man to be the father of his pups, but Di would be lying if he said that being betrothed to Ian is at all how he pictured it in his head. Ian treats him kindly and with respect but he's distant and oftentimes absent due to his service to the crown. And Di would loathe to see their marriage be the same way, so he follows Ian to Nassau in hopes to get closer to his fiance, but only to end up spending his days with his brother instead. At first, Di was dismayed, but it turned out that SG was not half bad a company - they had a lot in common, close in age and Di just felt less pressured to behave in a certain way around SG. And While Di doesn’t know when the tingles in his chest transformed into genuine affection towards the younger alpha, he knows from the way SG looks at him that the feeling is mutual and that can be dangerous.

Chris/Tat/BG is the merry threesome of the story. The three of them bang often and with much gusto, what else is there to say. 

Chris and Tat are the best buddies in pretty much everything: in swashbuckling, drinking and fuckery. With his past, Chris has a deep-seated anger toward alphas which makes his skin crawl even at the thought of having one touch him again (Tat is the exception to the rule and even when they fuck, Tat gives him the control to make Chris comfortable). Chris also likes to seek out other omegas to fuck, because omegas are mostly submissive in bed and that works for Chris. The pairing I have in mind for him is with SG, actually. SG has the capability to help Chris work through his issues and regain a part of himself that was desecrated in his marriage - his gentler, more sensitive, kinder self. He’d still be the badass though, but with SG, he could be sweeter, more loving and open with his feelings without the fear of being hurt again.

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There are a lot of ways this hc could go and there are plenty of loose ends to address here but that's about it for now. I'm very much amenable to writing out small stories based on this au, so if you have scenarios or couples you want me to explore, drop me a message or something. I can't write for all of them, ofc, but I promise to do at least a few of them. 

Extras:

- I thought of making Diminie the Queen, but since everything happens at Nassau, there is no plausible way he’d actually be allowed to go to some PirateBayTM, so no Queen Diminie (for now?).