#notenoughjailtime

[confessionsofanangrymetalhead]

You're a stupid, enabling little cunt. You're only "deeply ashamed" for what you did for the exact same reason Bill Clinton or Michael Vick were sorry for the things they did. You were caught. "Fair chance" my ass. Way to spit in the faces of all the kids who actually work their asses off just so they can pay a hefty student debt for years to come. You deserve more than just fourteen days. Oh, and Desperate Housewives? I'd rather watch a dog lick its balls. Besides, you were never as hot as Teri Hatcher. #confessionsofanangrymetalhead #metalhead #felicityhuffman #notenoughjailtime #entitledcelebrity #nofairchance #desperatehousewivessucked #yourmothersucksdicksinhell #collegecheatingscandal #billclinton #michaelvick #collegeisajoke https://www.instagram.com/p/B2X684BpAd6/?igshid=8jhphe25qyg