#note: some characters in Thunder are both dead AND miserable haha

[charmwasjess]

I know it’s hard to picture because I’m so cool and awesome all the time, but in my heart of hearts, I’m a corny goofball, and I think it would be so fucking fun to write a cliche “Lifeday Episode” holiday special for one of my fic-verses…  

Rabbit Heart era: Rael, the child, is drunk from helping himself to eggnog because he’s totally unsupervised while Dooku and Sifo-Dyas unsubtly fuck in the ‘fresher. Wow, they really learned a lot over the course of that fic, but it didn’t fix the fact that they’re complete idiots.

Milk Run/Sitting era: this is easier because the gang is such an established unit with their dynamics, Dooku, Jocasta, Sifo-Dyas, adult Rael, and teen Qui-Gon all hang out, they could have a nice classic party with intrigue, humor, and a touching sentimental moment where we remember the true meaning of Lifeday. Something-something mistletoe. Sadly, we’ll be stuffing poor Sifo-Dyas back in the friendzone, so there will be a lot of innuendo and longing looks, y’all know the drill. Don’t feel too bad for him, he’ll leave the party and text Arath at 1am for sex so nasty even I wouldn't write it.

Five Days/Twelve Months: Dooku and Sifo-Dyas don’t actually remember it’s Lifeday, but DO fall asleep on the couch at 6pm

Thunder world: Lifeday cancelled, everyone is dead and/or miserable