#not trisha paytas 😭😭😭

[vilsoo]

JES JES remember the ghost n soap trip to sephora ?? idk if u watched it yet but theres a part two 😭

THE SEPHORA SERIES AND THE BED BATH AND BEYOND ONES ARE SO FUNNY LMAO

[saturnisaroace]

IM SOBBING HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS FORCED TO BE THERE😭…

📸 justtrishpod on IG

[x-vamp-x]

PLEASE DO NOT DO THE KYLIE JENNER LIP CHALLENGE IN 2024 OMG MY LIPS HURT SO BAD AND I WENT TO BED AND THEY’RE STILL PUFFY!!!

[choconotfound]

whats ur nathan fielder clip of all time.. mine is unfortunately the pink shirt wizard of loneliness one 😭😭

[theloveinc]

if u block me, at least tell me why😭

[boag]

Trisha Paytas in 1999

[18std]

if u deadass have a conversation w me u would ask urself if youre talking to trisha paytas

[snowysosturn]

not trisha paytas coming for matt 😭😭😭

[witchywhys]

I just found this video of trisha paytas singing suddenly Seymour and she plays all the parts. Why does Trisha dressed up as Seymour look like a Martin Blackwood cosplay? And why is it SO accurate😭

[scurvyratt]

Oz characters who would be on Tik Tok:

Busmalis: He wouldn't really get it but would have an ironic turned wholesome fandom😭

Kenny: posting thirst traps probably 😭😭

Omar: his fyp would be very bizarre

Poet: He'd either have actual fans or ppl would be making fun of him in the comments lol

Pancamo: He'd post vids of himself shirtless + flexing and middle aged women with a filter on would stitch it and thirst over him

Ryan: He'd probably be very problematic but uncancellable like Trisha Paytas

Chico: Idk what he would post but he's def fighting people in the comments 😭😭😭😭

Miguel: He'd be normal I think lol

Morales: He'd be in the comments of women's vids like "Wow you are so beautiful😍😍😍😍😍"

Hill: Probably posting self betterment stuff idk lol

Honorable mentions:

Said: He'd be posting political things on Facebook. His younger followers are begging him to make a Tik Tok but he thinks it's stupid

Tobias: You can only find him on Linkedin

Keller: probably posts minion memes on facebook

McManus: Lurks on Facebook

Schillinger: Posts maga stuff on Facebook and other boomer nostalgia content lol. Thinks Tik Tok is turning kids trans 😭

[minimooberry]

{ i've never actually finished a legacy challenge before but I am ridiculously attached to my main save sims so hopefully I will this time 😭I'm going to be starting the barbie legacy challenge by @sims-himbo, modified to fit where we're at with gen 2 }

ok so actually speaking when i say modified i mean like, super modified. i genuinely cannot bring myself to name so many sims barbara guys 😓 but after mercedes has a kid i'll probably give them the middle name barbie (like trisha paytas' kid ☠🧍‍♀️) BUT, just so we have some backstory on everything thats going on right now, here's a recap.

DAPHNE MAE CASTRO is the fourth and last child of Emilie and Jonah Castro, my gen 1 sims. She's clumsy, loves the outdoors, a romantic, unforgettable, and wants to be a housewife. Take care of her garden, her daughter, and live a nice, happy, life. TAKING AFTER HER OLDER BROTHER ROMAN, she is also a little too romantic. In fact she is so flirty that she ends up in really, really awkward situations. Like when she kissed her best friend Ciara at prom and then ran away which started an argument that ended with her crying in the shower at home. TO GET OVER THIS ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC EXPERIENCE, she gets wasted at a party and ends up hooking up with two boys, Nicolas and Rafael, in the same night (not at the same time 🙏😭). They actually end up hitting it off really well and she became FWB with both of them. She just... didn't tell them that she was sleeping with someone else. THIS PROVES TO BE A GENUINELY TERRIBLE DECISION when she finds out that she is not only pregnant, but she also doesn't know who the father is. If it isn't the consequences of her actions 😋 THE SITUATION IS BAD ALREADY BUT IT GETS A 100 TIMES WORSE when she finds out that they are in fact, twin brothers. Rafael and Nicolas Blaze, born out of a summer romance between a wealthy business man and a lower class girl, are both definitely horrified that they've been sleeping with the same girl, but also horrified that she is pregnant! STILL NOT KNOWING WHO THE FATHER IS, they're both equally as involved in her pregnancy, even helping her move out into a little trailer. Family is family either way and Daphne is still their... friend? Whatever, we don't get into their convoluted feelings for the sake of the baby. MERCEDES ELEANORA BLAZE is born healthy and reasonably happy to a single teen mom who is trying her best to not fuck up again. She's healing from the absolute shit show that was her pregnancy, but at least Rafael and Nicolas are involved. And hey, she can find out who the father really is now.

AND THAT'S WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW!!! Daphne recently aged up into a young adult and Mercedes into a toddler 💗💗

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[chososcamgirl]

sjap bonus chapter where panda goes to the local zoo for speeddating, gets rejected by every other bear, and copes by mukbanging with toge and y/n on stream. ends with nikado avacado fatshaming panda on twitter and trisha paytas dming panda for a mukbang collab vid. thank you for coming to my ted talk

IM CRYING HONEY WHY ARE U WRTIJG SJAP CRACK RN😭😭😭😭 (keep doing it ily for this)

wait ur lowkey onto something… might feature this😍😍😍😍

[crazylittlejester]

Wars is like if james Charles and trisha paytas had a baby (but without all the problematic stuff lol)

This is the most wild thing I’ve ever read with my own two eyes and the best part is that you’re probably 100% correct. Like, he would be a makeup YouTuber if he were alive in the year of our lord 2014 and you’re so right with this, but oh my god my jaw fucking dropped and I burst out laughing when I opened tumblr and saw “Wars is like if James Charles and Trisha Paytas” BECAUSE IT CUT OFF THERE 😭😭😭

I get exactly what you mean with this tho

[hood-ex]

#LMAO this is why i'm too scared to get rid of all the cds i burned before i put bluetooth in my car#least i've still got 500 songs if my service or phone is having problems#but i also never get the experience of keith on repeat so maybe i'm missing out - @fuckinmemesman

Dude Harry Styles literally saved me. I only have one CD in my car, and it's Harry's Fine Line album. I started screaming with joy once I found it and shoved it in the player. I was so sick of listening to Keith and Trisha Paytas, I was like, "HARRY! YOU ARE A GOD!!" I should have never taken out the CDs I burned 😭. Absolutely keep the ones you've got lest you end up like me lmao.

[snowysosturn]

what happened with trisha paytas coming for matt i’m confused

this just appeared in my fyp 😭😭😭