#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck
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Tell us how you feel about arcane. Use your emotion words! Use a visual aid if you must, too lol.
you want some visual aid? i'll give you some visual aid:
that describes perfectly ab how i am feeling rn
first of all the LESBIAN SEX SCENE????!! I-??!! i knew that something was bound to happen (esp after meljay and the rated for sex warning in season 2) and i celebrated when they (finally) kissed but oh my god?? an actual lesbian sex scene? in a prison?? in vi's sister's prison?? after a parallel about how cait is always finding her in a prison and expected her to be there?? (with dramatic music and banter and soft giggling and the ANGLES and HAND PLACEMENTS??) I AM NOT OKAY
just that scene alone is enough to nudge me off a cliff. but moving on
how is JAYVIK more homoerotic than now-100%-canon caitvi?? that's all i have to say. (what do you MEAN that love conquers all?? that he loved and admired viktor for all his imperfections and that was what made him special and beautiful?? GET OUTTA HERE)
i did not know that i needed timebomb until this season but HOLY FUCKING SHIT why must you make ekko fall (surprisingly, even to himself) in love with jinx/older powder and have that ripped away from him not like two days later?? WHYYYYY (the dance. the "can we pretend it's like the first time?" the "oh and he's got lines." the nervous wave after he fucked up in that scene with dead vi and powder was like hmp and he goes :(. the mural. im sent. im gone. nobody speak to me.)
ISHA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (she was just trying to be like jinx and copy everything that she does and is and looked up to her as a hero STOP WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME. also the song?? IM CHINESE BRO AND I WAS SOOOO EMOTIONAL OVER THE LYRICS like hit me where it fucking hurts why dont you)
i cried at how vander suffered a fate worse than death. @becasbelt can attest to that
caitlyn adfshjk i knew she would come around and she was and always has been my blorbo (even if she stayed evil) MWAH my female rage filled, slightly wild, grief clouded, confident, "im an excellent shot," sexy, "Â i am a decorated officer, leader of house kiramman, address me with respect, or keep your mouth shut." dictator, vampire, badass, mofo. YES
the way she said "no amount of good deeds can undo our crimes" hit me bc she's acknowledging that she went off the rails and did some pretty bad things to justify and achieve (which she didn't. not really) her goals
i LOVED jinx in this season. she single-handedly made it a comedy show and was the sole focus of a lot of the emotional damage the storytellers and animators wanted to convey
the way jesus came to be and then quickly became evil SDFHSDKJ i was legit like WEEO WEEO ABORT ABORT JESUS HAS TURNED EVIL (also want to point out the "no you wont" sky dialogue bc DAMN she really called you out huh viktor)
that alternate universe timebomb episode had me gasping so much (like SILCO?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?? what do you mean everyone is well and happy but at the cost of vi's death???) i think i had asthma for a split second there
MELLLL MY GODDESS MVP PLAYER you saved cait's ass so many times it's not even funny and ugh the way you finally stood up to your mom (very cleverly too, i might add) ugh i applaud
EKKO MY KINGGG the way he hurts himself so bad turning back time and specifically saving jinx from offing herself BYE
HEIMERDINGER MY TINY ANNOYING/affectionate FURBALL WHYY
no but yea i am ruined and my emotions have faded away into numbness and i hope this post was relatable to the people in the arcane fandom and i also agree that this season was way too condensed and rushed and the last episodes in particular needed at least a couple more to drag out the events and character development bc at times when i am supposed to be cheering i am crying and at times i am supposed to be crying i am screaming and at times i am supposed to be screaming i am Horny and at times i am supposed to be Horny my heart is wrenching but only a few tears slip out bc IT IS CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AGAIN??? does that make sense??
(also do we think jinx is actually dead or no. im still not sure but obv i would hope/am hoping that she is lmao)
#ALSO THE WAY JINX WAS SHIPPING CAITVI THE ENTIRE TIMEEE scream#wenz can talk#anon ask#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#caitvi#jayvik#timebomb#piltover's finest#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#jinx arcane#ekko arcane#mel medarda#viktor arcane#jayce talis#isha arcane
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It’s been a while since I’ve played The Arcana, I think maybe I’ll replay Nadia’s route, I remember really liking it and thematically it works with my apprentice oc and—
Nadia:
OHHHH *stammers, coughs nervously* I hhhhooohhhey there countess I— *fans self* WHOOO — I was just *bites lip* umm *swallows* UHHHHHH
#The Arcana#Nadia Satrinava#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. god in heaven. holy fuck ing shit.#also I forgot how much I relate to her#needing to prove yourself + unwilling to seek out help or else be perceived as a failure#yeah….
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Dude, I can't fucking stress this enough. LAUREN IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS. Like I legitimately cannot fcking believe someone could look THAT aesthetic. I love her personality and her character and all, and I don't wanna sound shallow, but holy mother of god look at her fcking face! She would hands down make you question your sexuality. She is just THAT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
I mean...
i CAN'T -
LIKE WTF ARE U EVEN REAL
Fucking planet green eyes attacking us
FUCKING HELL JAUREGUI
#lauren jauregui#she's a goddess#but but but...SHIT#sidebar your honor because look at her#she got me sweatin' like a hooker in church#do you ever just 🥵🥵🥵#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucking shit#oh my god who is she?#babe alarm look at her#i subcribe boxycharm#See that drip soaking wet#Cushion cut got a face I can't forget#*who is she by qveen herby plays in tthe background*#cuz why the hell not we here for a good time not a long time#i'll just .. . .#somebody call an ambulance because i'm about to cardiac arrest
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WE WERE ROBBED
#i-#just the idea of that#i just-#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit
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#arcane#caitvi#arcane spoilers#arcane season two#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#piltover's finest#vi x caitlyn#arcane vi#cait#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god-#UNFOLLOW ME NOW THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONLY THING I TWEET ABOUT FOR THE NEXT WEEK IVE WANTED THIS FOR YEARS#I don't know I never thought I'd get this far-
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hiii haiiii just finished gideon the ninth 🩵
FUCK MY LIFE
#LIKE I KNEWWWW WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN I GOT SPOILED#BUT WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST#where’s that post about when lesbiabs write about lesbians they want to inflict as much damage on you as humanly possible#yeah#gideon the ninth#gideon nav#tlt#the locked tomb
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@dunbarogers 😩
I just came across this pic on Pinterest
I am on my knees
#monica barbaro#oh goddamn#oh god oh fukck ohoogd#i'm unwell#👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit#she got me sweatin' like a hooker in church#do you ever just 🥵🥵🥵#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucking shit#if it's cool we can do a little sumthin' sumthin'#let me groove with you so we can kick a little sumthin' sumthin'#*who is she by qveen herby plays in tthe background*#babe alarm look at her#See that drip soaking wet#i subcribe boxycharm#cuz why the hell not we here for a good time not a long time#hey siri play wap#i'll just .. . .#somebody call an ambulance because i'm about to cardiac arrest
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chappell debuting a country song about topping on snl i love life and being alive
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HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK THAT IS MOTHER
#MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#SORRY MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY#the way i know they styled her hair for like 20 minutes to cover the pips#and for what hoe we all know she's going to captain#seven of nine#holy fuck#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god#jesus fucking christ god bless#star trek picard#picard spoilers
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I dunno if I wanna be her on be on her tbh
I wanna be her soooooo bad ðŸ˜
#lauren jauregui#she's so hot that i literally can't#she's so fine it hurts#oof 🔥🔥🔥🔥#i would like to thank not only god but also jesus#im so whipped#im absolutely fucked#i'm about to lose my fuckin mind#like i'm literally about to lose it#but but but...SHIT#sidebar your honor because look at her#she got me sweatin' like a hooker in church#do you ever just 🥵🥵🥵#if it's cool we can do a little sumthin' sumthin'#let me groove with you so we can kick a little sumthin' sumthin'#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucking shit#cuz why the hell not we here for a good time not a long time#thirst trap
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wip wjatever i dont care im going crazy ive been waiting to draw them all day
#pearlrina#splatoon 3#wip#my art#IMGOING CRAZY FUCK#LIKE i woke up tjis mormning and was debating even going 2 class i wanted 2 draw them so bad#i spat this out in 20 min so SORRY for errors#my stomach hurts#butch lesbian save me jesus christ save me oh my god butch pearl save m#working on au text post for all of the knowers btw#bye
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Oh, my good looking boy...
#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god. oh my jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy shit#*some to throw some to make a diamond queue#*my edit#suki waterhouse#sukiwaterhouseedit#swaterhouseedit#djatscastedit#djats cast#people
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butch orc women are just *chefs kiss*
Ok you're in a fantasy au and can be whatever you want go:
Idk what i am but my ears are pointy, my eyes are purple, my hair is white, and I'll fight you for fun.
Everyoneeee do it @julcheninred @m4g0rtz @xx-thedarklord-xx @sidthedarklord @phdmama @fraddit @getawayfox @lqtraintracks @meemoop @basiatlu @longdaytogo @littlewinnow @phoebe-delia @stavromulabetaaa @literally all of you
#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit#yea#i love orcs#picrew#lesbian#queer
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THIS IS THE WORST DAY
THE RADQUEERS FOUND JONATHAN SIMS HEAD ARCHIVIST OF THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE
I HATE THIS
SO MUCH
WHAT THE FUCK I AM IN PAIN
#this is so fucked up#i hate this so much#im#holy shit#jesus christ#i hate radqueers so much omg#radqueers like. transid btw#not 'i support mspec lesbians' you guys are fine#anyways this is the worst im genuinely so upset about this#this was a good day (its 1am) until this point#oh my god#garlic breath#not main tagging this the fandom doesnt need to be exposed to this#youre only dreaming
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taash datv holy fuck please please please hold my hand
#not to be a lesbian but oh my god#jesus fucking fucj christ in heaven#she’s so hot i’m gonna throw up oh my gos#datv#dragon age taash#taash datv
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she's so tech ceo core in this outfit (she literally becomes ceo in this episode
#gush post#oh my god. ohh my god#the turtleneck outfit always knocks me out. oh my god. jesus christ#NOT TO BE A BI LESBIAN BUT. OH MY GOD. JESUS CHRIST. OHH MY FUCKING GOD.#cool mutuals don't look at me. i'm having a moment#''cool mutuals'' THAT'S ALL MY MUTUALS....
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