#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck
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It’s been a while since I’ve played The Arcana, I think maybe I’ll replay Nadia’s route, I remember really liking it and thematically it works with my apprentice oc and—
Nadia:
OHHHH *stammers, coughs nervously* I hhhhooohhhey there countess I— *fans self* WHOOO — I was just *bites lip* umm *swallows* UHHHHHH
#The Arcana#Nadia Satrinava#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. god in heaven. holy fuck ing shit.#also I forgot how much I relate to her#needing to prove yourself + unwilling to seek out help or else be perceived as a failure#yeah….
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Dude, I can't fucking stress this enough. LAUREN IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS. Like I legitimately cannot fcking believe someone could look THAT aesthetic. I love her personality and her character and all, and I don't wanna sound shallow, but holy mother of god look at her fcking face! She would hands down make you question your sexuality. She is just THAT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
I mean...
i CAN'T -
LIKE WTF ARE U EVEN REAL
Fucking planet green eyes attacking us
FUCKING HELL JAUREGUI
#lauren jauregui#she's a goddess#but but but...SHIT#sidebar your honor because look at her#she got me sweatin' like a hooker in church#do you ever just 🥵🥵🥵#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucking shit#oh my god who is she?#babe alarm look at her#i subcribe boxycharm#See that drip soaking wet#Cushion cut got a face I can't forget#*who is she by qveen herby plays in tthe background*#cuz why the hell not we here for a good time not a long time#i'll just .. . .#somebody call an ambulance because i'm about to cardiac arrest
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WE WERE ROBBED
#i-#just the idea of that#i just-#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit
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#arcane#caitvi#arcane spoilers#arcane season two#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#piltover's finest#vi x caitlyn#arcane vi#cait#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god-#UNFOLLOW ME NOW THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONLY THING I TWEET ABOUT FOR THE NEXT WEEK IVE WANTED THIS FOR YEARS#I don't know I never thought I'd get this far-
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hiii haiiii just finished gideon the ninth 🩵
FUCK MY LIFE
#LIKE I KNEWWWW WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN I GOT SPOILED#BUT WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST#where’s that post about when lesbiabs write about lesbians they want to inflict as much damage on you as humanly possible#yeah#gideon the ninth#gideon nav#tlt#the locked tomb
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@dunbarogers 😩
I just came across this pic on Pinterest
I am on my knees
#monica barbaro#oh goddamn#oh god oh fukck ohoogd#i'm unwell#👌 ��👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit#she got me sweatin' like a hooker in church#do you ever just 🥵🥵🥵#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucking shit#if it's cool we can do a little sumthin' sumthin'#let me groove with you so we can kick a little sumthin' sumthin'#*who is she by qveen herby plays in tthe background*#babe alarm look at her#See that drip soaking wet#i subcribe boxycharm#cuz why the hell not we here for a good time not a long time#hey siri play wap#i'll just .. . .#somebody call an ambulance because i'm about to cardiac arrest
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A bit of a hc. If Folly would tickle someone, she'd not give aftercare and jut wreck the shit outta the lee. Teasing.. maybe, but something like 'oh that spot is reaaaally bad for you, hmhm?' would occur, i think. Considering her backstory.. she'd not let anyone get close enough to get her in any way. And the claws... Its just. Hell. She's a menace(if its a soft word for her then just use the other lol) Getting anon mod cuz im embarrassed about that- I HAD TO SAY THAT BC SHE'S GONNA KILL ME WHEN NEXT TIME I GET INTO ETERNAL LIMBO/j
Ohhhhh man. Oh man. Not to go feral but
See yes I love absolute mean ler Folly but have you considered first time lee Folly. Have you considered the first time someone actually takes her by surprise and manages to get a pitchier giggle out of her than she usually gives. Have you considered her finding a gentle touch absolutely alien and shocking and she just doesn't really know how to cope or respond, at first. Have you considered her making a conscious effort to give back a little more gently the next time she corners that person, or at least she lingers after she's done destroying them, and later curses the conflict in her chest with confusion, not understanding why or how she or they deserved such gentleness (she thinks neither of them do), but craving it again all the same, and talking herself in circles about it
#jibber jabber#regretevator tickles#regretevator folly#not to be a lesbian in love with tragic characters but jesus christ. oh my god. fucking HELL MAN!!!!! /pos
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an attempt to draw her. coughs up blood
#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck ing christ. oh my god. god in heaven. hoyl fucking shit#okay bye. im leaving forever and ever im never coming back#doodles#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim gets it together#crying i was looking up the title of the 4th book and one of the reccomended searches was Is there lgbtq in scott pilgrim?#no. no there isnt#scott pilgrim takes off#spto#roxie richter#roxy richter#my beautiful wife#wheres that one drawing of dirk strider thats like im gonna kill myself i need to kiss men#im like that but women
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I dunno if I wanna be her on be on her tbh
I wanna be her soooooo bad 😭
#lauren jauregui#she's so hot that i literally can't#she's so fine it hurts#oof 🔥🔥🔥🔥#i would like to thank not only god but also jesus#im so whipped#im absolutely fucked#i'm about to lose my fuckin mind#like i'm literally about to lose it#but but but...SHIT#sidebar your honor because look at her#she got me sweatin' like a hooker in church#do you ever just 🥵🥵🥵#if it's cool we can do a little sumthin' sumthin'#let me groove with you so we can kick a little sumthin' sumthin'#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucking shit#cuz why the hell not we here for a good time not a long time#thirst trap
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chappell debuting a country song about topping on snl i love life and being alive
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HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK THAT IS MOTHER
#MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#SORRY MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY#the way i know they styled her hair for like 20 minutes to cover the pips#and for what hoe we all know she's going to captain#seven of nine#holy fuck#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god#jesus fucking christ god bless#star trek picard#picard spoilers
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hugs need to last longer wdym it’s over wdym the school has a rule against pda bro I love my friend I want to be held what
#Wdym I got nervous and pulled away the second i was felt comforted COMFORT WAS THE POINT OF THE HUG BRO what r u doing oh my god#FUCK those teachers btw girls can hug but the second boys do it it’s a problem and it’s Inappropriate ok dude#(This is a problem with the TEACHER not the girls at school)#Lesbians should be taken seriously AND also girls can hug as friends AND boys who r friends hugging shouldn’t be inappropriate#Boys wanting platonic type attention should be normalized and boys wanting romantic attention shouldn’t be gross or weak ALL OF THESE AT ON#I WANT TI BE HELD BY MY FRIENDS GODDAMNIT#dude he like was so fucking gentle and he’s so nice and he like made like that noise that’s somewhere between like a huff and laugh yk like#A fond little quiet laugh/ huff thing when I hugged him back and and I was just like ohhhh fuck dude you mean so much to me oh my god#Never thought having friends like this sweet would like ache in my chest#They’re all so fucking so everything so cool and sweet I’m going to miss them so much holy shit#And it felt like so warm#Yk when you pull away from a hug and you can still feel like the pressure of it on you after yeah that’s the shit#I need to write a song or poem about this or something Jesus
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butch orc women are just *chefs kiss*
Ok you're in a fantasy au and can be whatever you want go:
Idk what i am but my ears are pointy, my eyes are purple, my hair is white, and I'll fight you for fun.
Everyoneeee do it @julcheninred @m4g0rtz @xx-thedarklord-xx @sidthedarklord @phdmama @fraddit @getawayfox @lqtraintracks @meemoop @basiatlu @longdaytogo @littlewinnow @phoebe-delia @stavromulabetaaa @literally all of you
#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck#ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit#yea#i love orcs#picrew#lesbian#queer
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wip wjatever i dont care im going crazy ive been waiting to draw them all day
#pearlrina#splatoon 3#wip#my art#IMGOING CRAZY FUCK#LIKE i woke up tjis mormning and was debating even going 2 class i wanted 2 draw them so bad#i spat this out in 20 min so SORRY for errors#my stomach hurts#butch lesbian save me jesus christ save me oh my god butch pearl save m#working on au text post for all of the knowers btw#bye
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Oh, my good looking boy...
#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god. oh my jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy shit#*some to throw some to make a diamond queue#*my edit#suki waterhouse#sukiwaterhouseedit#swaterhouseedit#djatscastedit#djats cast#people
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THIS IS THE WORST DAY
THE RADQUEERS FOUND JONATHAN SIMS HEAD ARCHIVIST OF THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE
I HATE THIS
SO MUCH
WHAT THE FUCK I AM IN PAIN
#this is so fucked up#i hate this so much#im#holy shit#jesus christ#i hate radqueers so much omg#radqueers like. transid btw#not 'i support mspec lesbians' you guys are fine#anyways this is the worst im genuinely so upset about this#this was a good day (its 1am) until this point#oh my god#garlic breath#not main tagging this the fandom doesnt need to be exposed to this#youre only dreaming
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