#not to be THAT person
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I JUST saw a video by FunkyFrogBait talking about this
I can guarantee, to all those guys complaining, that their moms, their grandmas, and even their great grandmas, have all had collections of smut. Todd, your sweet cookie-baking grandma is reading about rival pirates plowing into a woman's poopdeck and captain's quarters. And she has 30 books similar to it at the least. Jeff, your mom has read and reread 50 Shades of Gray since you were first getting the training wheels off your bike. Harold, I guarantee your great great great great great great grandma read and discussed quite a few books with her circle of friends that she would giggle behind her hands about. We've been gooning to fictional characters we wrote and read fanfics about in notebooks or fanfiction websites. It is not a new phenomenon by any means.
There's memes about Men Writing Women for a reasons, and these guys don't bat an eye at that. It's fine and dandy, until women go for things written by women about women.
I can get if you're looking for recommendations or people with similar tastes, and you just keep seeing the same stuff pop up over and over again. I stick to BookTube, and that issue is over there as well. And that stuff just personally ain't for me, especially since a lot are Hetero contemporary type stuff, and my bisexual ass just wants more queer epic and dark fantasy. I'm fine with dark fantasy with romance, but dark romance ain't for me. But also mentioned in FFB's video, you can still find people and recs with similar tastes on BookTok. There ARE women who talk about other books. But GODS FORBID women who finds more pleasure from fictional men!
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
#and ahem#not to be that person#buuuut#maybe if these straight men who are complaining knew how to please a woman and make them feel safe...
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To be totally blatantly obvious, I am going through some really rough medical stuff right now [currently standing with a whole ass illness or disease that my doctors - PLURAL DOCTORS - can't figure out]. I'm not doing well financially and I can see the writing on the wall if this keeps going on.
In other words, I'm pressed for cash and I am desperate for any means that could keep me going. I'm planning on going through some of my beloved prized belongings and ebaying them off with my whole line of custom work for Monster High dolls too.
At this point, before I start selling everything I own lol, if any of you guys have interest in me doing any sort of commission - whether it's a simple monochrome icon or a traditional drawing I could snail mail to you - I would literally be sooooo glad to talk!!!
I'm borderline freaking out. The longer this keeps going and the doctors keep scratching their heads, the more my body is falling apart and the more my bills are lining up.
Genuinely anything is appreciated. I'll do almost ANYTHING if it means I can get a bit of cash flow to keep me alive at the moment.
I know it sounds dramatic, but I'm really not doing well and I'm desperate to at least stay financially above water while I have three organs getting ominously close to failing 🙃
Please DM me, comment here, or whatever if you have any thoughts and we can talk further from there.
I really love and appreciate you all♡
#nok talks#nok draws#nok commissions#nok customs#not to be that person#but contemplating suicide because my body is literally starting to go into stages of failure#and not being able to keep up with the pace of daily life#is weighing heavilu on me all the time♡#my family thinks this is nbd#and they refuse to help at all#because /thats what health insurance is for/#fuck you im dying here and youre telling me that if my health coverage isnt good enough its my fault???#sorry#i didnt actually plan on dying this year like THIS
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DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE
#not to be that person#but he’s PACKING#he knows he’s big#shawn mendes#shawn mendes news#shawn mendes updates
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Can I be the too woke friend for a minute and say I don’t like when people use clips of drivers that don’t know they are being filmed for edits. Or it’s a video a fan took and they are clearly uncomfortable. People do it with drivers all the time and it rlly pmo so much. Like “oh my god Lando looks so hot in this video taken by a fan standing outside his hotel screaming his name at 11pm at night” or “omg Charles looks so good in this video taken on a roof overlooking a private event” between race weekends, content days, streams, personal vlogs, advertisements we get PLENTY of content that can used to edit your favs but when they don’t know they are being filmed or they are clearly so uncomfortable because they are being harassed at their hotel before a race? It’s icky I’m sorry
#this doesn’t happen with just Lando and Charles#it happens with every driver across multiple Motorsports#it’s gross#not to be that person#but the video of Lando in MONACO hanging out with his friends and people filming him being shirtless?#you wouldn’t have done that if it was anyone else#I know it “comes with the job#and I don’t need to be a keyboard warrior#I just think some people should be more mindful of how they are supporting their favs#ok I’m done being woke#f1#formula 1#mclaren#formula one#f1 2025#f1 2024#lando norris#ferrari#mercedes#alpine#williams f1#kick sauber f1#haas f1 team#lewis hamilton#charles leclerc#max verstappen#2025 rookies
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feeling very gender dressed up as mav rn
#costume reveal is in the reblogs <3#not to be that person#but i look fucking good#pete maverick mitchell#top gun
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Azealia Banks is so funny because it’s so obvious she’s a very fragile woman who wants to be desired and upheld in the industry but has gone down the path she’s on too far
#not to be that person#but her eyes have been so sad since like 2016#like not being funny but whatever spirit or diety has her head been mad at her for years
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i miss the time when "sweet", "shiny" and "naive" weren't the adjectives frequently used to describe finrod felagund of all elves
#not to be that person#but i miss descriptions of finrod who doesn't even need a crown to feel like a true king in the eyes of other people#finrod who laughs in sauron's face even under torture#finrod the-wisest-of-the-exiles finrod the philosopher finrod the believer#(believer not in ephemeral goodness but in his own well-polished logical system of (moral) convictions he talks about in athrabeth!)#also: kind is NOT synonymous with sweet#tolkien#the silmarillion#finrod
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#looking respectfully
#never let me go#never let me go the series#our skyy 2#our skyy x never let me go#nuengdiao kiattrakulmethee#phuwin tangsakyuen#neverletmegoedit#**#not to be that person#but... 🫣
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For the last time. You cannot present Russian perspective on international politics in the past thirty years without also mentioning how completely and utterly wrong-headed that perspective was. You can talk about the NATO expansion narrative, but you absolutely have to mention that Russia is an unreliable narrator.
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Hm...
#not to be that person#i do love angst and action but if you're gonna put a ship in the tags especially the X/Y tag#then i expect some romance#if not that then some pinning??? some acknowledgement of feelings???#if it's not romantic dont feel like you need to tag it#if it's just friendship. im sure the reader will read it!#once again it feels misleading to be like this has this ship listed first or this fic is about them#and im 3/4 of the way done and im still waiting for romance to happen#also the whole it doesn't have to always be about romance is a valid criticism!#but if you use the X/Y tag then by default it does have to have romantic elements#otherwise how will the reader know????#on my soapbox for the 389393 time lol
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It feels so lonely in the m/m tickling world
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i am almost not annoyed by their unprofessional official social media account not knowing how to add a link - you can’t even copy or paste it >:(
(08/06/24)
#my chemical romance#may death never stop you#what does this mean for the band?#doesn’t feel like a good omen considering the reason why the greatest hits album exists#not to be that person#and announcing it two days before the final season of umbrella academy#hmm#just a money grab?#for the record i wouldn’t think twice about this if they had released it in the merch store with no announcement#it didn’t stop us - could be positive#they are rehearsing together at the very least
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so sneaking out of heaven is about otto right
#not to be that person#but#idk guys i'd say otto's pretty angelic#awtto#waterparks#otto wood#awsten knight#si yaps
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Tomorrow, I’ll be driving four hours to St. Louis to see atl. I have soundcheck and even though I’ve had it before, I’m still anxious lmfao. Still, I’m hoping I have as good of an experience as I did last time. 🤞🥹
#actually cannot believe this’ll be the third time this year#I’m losing my mind but teenage kalina would be so happy for me and she deserves this for all of the horrible shit she went through#not to be that person#but man I had it rough#ANYWAY#kalina talks
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