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moreespressoformydepresso · 2 days ago

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The only thing that could ever make me like Descendants 5 is if they fix the MASSIVE GAPING BLACK HOLES that are the plot holes in the entirety of the Rise of Red, specifically that ending.

#i’m sorry she planned to steal a book of evil magic and risk expulsion to get back ar Bridget for…#warning her? i guess??#Uliana’s the unknown little sister for a reason #not the smartest octopus in the oister #regardless this girl was DEDICATED to her weak-ass revenge plot #that I am apparently meant to believe is worse than BURNING TO DEATH somehow #i don’t think detention will stop her guys #she won’t be in detention forever and she can bribe one of those other goth kids into giving Bridget the potion #she can cook up a different revenge plot #she can clone herself to sit out detention and still do the stunt #clearly she found a way to make the spell happen without the book in the og storyline #i refuse to believe DETENTION will stop this crazed tentacle lady #if they don’t explain how the VK’s got that spell without being able to open the book #and give a better explanation for how Red and Chloe actually pulled this off #i will hate the movie on principle #the rise of red #disney descendants #descendants #descendants 5

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