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tawnysoup · 29 days ago

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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

#stp spoilers #slay the princess spoilers #stp dragon #stp the princess and the dragon #I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK #i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was #and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you #anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria #thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp #slay the princess #stp princess #stp the long quiet #my animations #my art #EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner

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cubedmango · 6 months ago

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desi miku !! 💃

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #my art #for the miku trend happening on twt rn hehe #this is specifically kathak dancer miku bc i saw my old pics and it gave me an Idea #i sucked ass at kathak but miku would slay i think

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trisarahtops-sketches · 8 months ago

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Just dragon girl things <3

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi SPOILERS #chimera falin #thistle dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #arts #animations #animated gif #its pretty sketchy but I'm kinda proud of this...I think I slayed the boob/feather animation if I do say so myself...#i like to think she has higher pain tolerance in this form and thats how she can be bouncing those thangs around braless like that

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sabertoothwalrus · 4 days ago

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I'm glad a lot of people headcanon apollo justice as trans (and I agree) but my hot take is that he's the kinda guy that goes on T and learns he has the male pattern baldness gene. he hits 30 and turns into this genre of man:

like you knowwww his business card has a logo that's just glasses and beard

#and I unironically think he's kinda slaying like this #if you make fun of bald people on this post I'm blocking you #ace attorney #apollo justice #photos

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vamprisms · 2 years ago

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streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️

#you think you're blockbuster? i don't even get a tape. i cant even buy a little popped corn or drinky drink here. slay thine own self.

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lieutenant-fred · 2 months ago

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I'm so bored and tired, have a species swap

#in an alternate universe we're all bird people and slay the princess have the player as a human #I like to think that the princess's wings would be clipped but I suck at drawing them :sobL #I tried to draw the princess in a similar style to the hero lol #my artwork #artists on tumblr #art #slay the princess #slay the princess the hero #slay the princess princess #stp hero #stp princess #species swap #shitpost

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memesonnets · 3 months ago

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Hi my name is Don Quixote of La Mancha the Knight of the Rueful Figure and I have a rueful figure (that's how I got my name) with purple bruised ribs and tall stature and gaunt features and hair turning gray and a rather hooked aquiline nose and large black drooping mustaches and a lot of people tell me I look like Amadís of Gaul (AN: if u don’t know who he is begone!). I’m not related to Lady Oriana but I wish I was because she’s an incomparable flowering beauty. I’m a knight errant but some of my teeth and grinders are missing. I have long lank limbs. I’m also a defender of damsels, protector of orphans, succourer of the needy, righter of wrongs, undoer of injustice, and I wander a magic countryside called the mountains of Spain where I’m in my first year of knighthood (I’m forty-nine). I’m a gentleman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly armor. I love my great-grandfather's forgotten corner of the house and I cobble together all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a doublet of fine cloth with matching shoes and velvet breeches and a helmet, morion, visor, breastplate and backpiece. I was riding outside La Mancha. It was early morning so the rays of the sun fell obliquely and the heat did not distress me, which I was very happy about. A lot of giants stared at me. I put up my pasteboard visor at them.

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little-the-rat · 11 months ago

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They are madly in love

#mlp #mlp art #my little pony #my litte pony friendship is magic #mlp friendship is magic #the bride and the ugly ass groom #I have never drawn a horse before #think I slayed this one #princess cadance #I hate her #I forgot her husbands name

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aerequets · 5 months ago

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sorry

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it gets progressively messier the sleepier i get, but i feel like it fits the vibe!

#count on twilight to turn a simple kiss into debauchery 🙄🙄🙄#get a load of THIS guy #this comic is what i was complaining about earlier btw LMAO #i spent like 10 times as long on drawing loid than i did yor and shes still slaying him i fear.#(in more ways than one)#spy x family #my art #loid forger #sxf #yor forger #twiyor #sxf loid #sxf yor #this is the most debauched thing i have drawn i think.

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lemonduckisnowawake · 7 months ago

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Slay the Princess is a comedy

#lemon duck quacks #slay the princess spoilers #slay the princess #i know it's horro and I KNOW that most of y'all think I have a horrible sense of what's terrifying or not #but come on this is funny #imma collect more of these later

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pikslasrce · 1 year ago

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im ngl that scene in the lighthouse when hes trying to jerk off to the idea of a hot mermaid but keeps getting distracted by unsightly visions symbolizing his guilty conscience and descent into insanity is so real like. it really is like that sometimes

#piksla.txt #its just like when ur trying to think of smth sexy and ur like 'ooh think. uh. hot vampire ladies uh. think think think'#and ur brain keeps reminding you of like. deadlines and chores and unpleasant memories like shoo! go away!! im trying to have a fun time #its literally that . anyways robpat SLAYED slayedddddd #hall of fame

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cursedappendage · 2 months ago

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"Chat is he cooked?💀💀"