#not that healthy kind of oatmeal

[daydreamingqueen1]

Sweets thief

Pairing: Spencer Reid x BAU!Reader

Warnings/Content: none. pure fluff, a wee bit of bullying to spence (totally harmless and friendly though), crushes, unhealthy amount of candy ingestion lol, no y/n, gn!reader too

Summary: You've been stealing sweets from your resident genius.

Word count: 1.2k

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It wasn't unusual for the BAU members to carry snacks with them.

The job was hard, stressful and, most importantly, it had unpredictable hours. So finding time to eat a proper meal wasn't always a viable option.

Nevertheless, eating is a basic human need and even if it's not completely healthy, the agents often found themselves battling their hunger with quick snacks.

As a relatively new member of the BAU, buying said vital snacks wasn't yet ingrained in your mind, resulting in you continually forgetting to buy something to munch on during cases.

Stealing was always an option though.

After several months with your coworkers, you are proud to say that you have managed to eat at the expense of all of their pockets, for experts in human behavior, they don't hide their treats so well.

However, after several months, you have come to know their go-to snacks and, subsequently, you have become picky.

Morgan eats some kind of high-protein bars with an awfully bright neon wrapper.

Emily loves those salt and vinegar chips every station has on their vending machines.

JJ, ever the healthy mom of the group, always has a few packages of oatmeal raisin cookies on hand.

Rossi carries eucalyptus and mint gummies like the old man he is.

And Hotch buys the most bland granola bars known to mankind.

With all of that said, the conclusion was obvious.

Spencer has the best snacks.

It is not only that he always has sweets but that he's the only one that manages for variety instead of a fixed thing. A bit ironic considering he is the most prone to sticking to a rigid routine. Well, you aren't complaining though, especially not this month.

You realized quickly that Halloween was a big thing for the resident genius, seeming to make the grown man regress to the mentality of an overly eager seven-year-old. It's lucky for you because that means that he chooses to try a new candy every single day of October.

It also means that you had begun stealing exclusively from him and, being surrounded by profilers, it wasn't long until you were discovered as the culprit.

A shadow had eclipsed your desk suddenly, making you look up to a squinting Dr. Reid. “Did you take my last Peanut Butter Cup?”

You shook your head, “No...”

Derek snorted on the desk nearby, “You've still got chocolate on your face, kid,”

Cleaning your mouth with the back of your hand, you smiled up at Spencer sweetly.

His converse sounded hard against the floor as he stumped away.

Apparently, you weren't that discreet. He ended up catching you many more times after that.

"Hey!" Spencer swatted your hand when you grabbed yet another handful of his M&Ms.

You shrugged, feigning innocence, “Hey to you too Reid, but we've been in the same room for a while.”

He huffed, inching the box slightly out of your reach.

Many more times.

Your hand was literally inside the familiar size bag of Starburst candy when Spencer came back from the bathroom.

“Oh come on!” he groaned, taking the bag out of your grasp, “Buy your own.”

You went back to the local police station office, giggling to yourself like a child with your hands full of candy.

At this point hunger had become a secondary motive to your stealing. The number one reason being how adorable Spencer's reactions were when he caught you.

In all honesty, you harbored a bit of a crush on the man. You didn't have the courage to tell him upfront, making your silly brain manifest your feelings like a preschooler pulling on the pigtails of their crush. Oh, but teasing him was so fun, and it got you free candy so it was even better.

Then, yesterday, there was an incident.

The team was on the jet, another kidnapped girl had been safely returned to her parents, fairly quickly this time too. Spirits were high at wrapping up a case with such a positive outcome, making most of the agents mingle and play games on the usually quiet ride home.

You were perched on one of the individual seats, scrolling away in your phone and absentmindedly eating some candy (you had bought your own for once).

You jolted a bit when a hand dived into your candy bag. When you looked up, you found a smirking Spencer standing right in front of you, looking fairly smug and popping a piece into his mouth. He thought he was finally getting back at you for eating all of his sweets.

His joy lasted for about three seconds before he realized his mistake.

See, to the untrained eye, he had just eaten a couple of innocent looking bear gummies. Except, these were not regular gummies, they were your favorite kind, the most sour kind.

Spencer's face scrunched up with disgust, the sour effect of the gummy doubled at taking him by surprise, the acidic taste completely taking over his taste buds.

You couldn't help it, you bent over your belly with laughter, inadvertently drawing attention to Spencer's predicament.

The whole team snickered as they watched him rush back and forth on the narrow hall of the jet until he got hold of a tissue to spit the offending candy.

“What the hell is that?” he turned around to confront you.

You gave him an apologetic smile, “Sour candy?”

More laughs filled the space and Spencer had sat down on the furthest chair from yours, pouting with his arms crossed over his chest.

Back to today, you feel actually kind of guilty about what happened. You have been munching on all of Spencer's treats for weeks and the one time he does it to you, the whole team ends up making fun of him. A bit of teasing was fine but you don't want the man to actually feel bad.

So when you see him stand up from his desk and walk into the kitchen, you quickly jump out of your chair and grab something from your bag, trailing right behind him through the bullpen.

He's making himself an exaggeratedly sweet cup of coffee when you corner him.

“Spencer,” you call, making him turn around. Your hands are inconspicuously behind your back, “Trick or treat?”

His eyebrows furrow suspiciously, “Neither if you're going to give me one of those monstrosities you like.”

You huff out a laugh, “No, no, I promise it's not that. Come on, trick or treat? ”

After measuring up how much he trusts your statement, he relents, “Treat.”

“Ta-dah!” you sing, revealing a single Hershey’s Kiss in your palm.

Spencer's eyes light up.

“I know it doesn't make up for everything I ate but it's an offer of peace.”

He gives you a small smile, “Thank you, I appreciate it.”

As his hand extends to grab the chocolate, your brain has an impulsive thought.

You lean forward and peck his lips.

It lasts barely a second but it's enough to make your heart beat wildly against your chest.

Spencer stares at you frozen in place, a crimson color spreading all over his face.

“A kiss for a kiss,” you mumble dumbly, like saying that makes it better somehow.

‘Stupid, stupid, stupid!’ You think to yourself, your feet are prepared to flee the scene when he unexpectedly grabs your wrist.

“I– I...” he stammers, his cheeks turning impossibly redder, “I wouldn't mind if you stole more of those.”

A shy smile spreads on your face. Perhaps you won't start buying your own snacks soon.

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it's a bit silly but I was feeling halloween-y and craving sour candy

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My masterlist

[flyingwargle]

august fanfic recommendations!

this is indeed going to be a series. check out july's recommendations!

(also, feel free to give me recs! i'm kind of picky, but i promise to look at what you suggest before adding it to my 80 tabs of fics hehe. rec your own fics if you want 😎)

some of these fics are rated e!

sakuatsu

Take My Hand (Take My Whole Life Too) t. 6.1k. sakusa gets hung up on the idea of indirect kissing and indirect hand holding and becomes enamored by the idea of holding atsumu's hand. lovely prose, sakusa is insane in this (affectionate) and atsumu is very loving.

Watching You for Love t. 6.6k. sakusa moonlights as a dj and atsumu finds him out. THIS FIC!! amazing prose and imagery, and sakusa falling for atsumu is also beautiful. please give it a shot <3

Hall Pass t. 6.8k. sakusa and atsumu discuss one another's hall passes and sakusa gets hung up on why atsumu's is saeko. i admit, i still don't know what a hall pass is despite reading this, but it depicts a somewhat jealous sakusa and saeko kissing atsumu, which is more than i could ever ask for.

atsumu, atsumu, let down your hair t. 7.1k. sakusa and atsumu move from fwb to being in a relationship but it's hard to be domestic after being physical. we love healthy communication in a relationship in this house.

the 28 postcards you left me t. 8.3k. after breaking up, atsumu leaves postcards for sakusa in animal crossing. this hurt to read, especially with how in love they were, until they weren't. there's a happy ending, though <3

The Jacket In Your Closet t. 8.6k. once upon a time, atsumu gave sakusa his newly purchased jacket because he saw him uncomfortable in a crowd. atsumu's forgotten about it but sakusa never did (and continues to have a crush on him).

stuck between a rock hard place, or something m. 10.4k. atsumu starts popping boners whenever sakusa opens his mouth. hilariously written and sweet <3 this made me so glad that i like girls because the way sakusa is described here is just. wow. he really is attractive. good for atsumu.

Situated Motionless in the Center of the Heavens t. 15.1k. "For a very long time, Atsumu could barely stand Sakusa. And can you really blame him? It’s Sakusa, the human equivalent of the feeling you get when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie and realize with profound disappointment that it’s actually oatmeal raisin instead." if that doesn't convince you, just know that atsumu is dense af but he ends up realizing his love in the end.

From Afar t. 17.4k. i could probably make a list of skts fics where sakusa has some kind of ability and intends to keep everyone at arm's length until miya atsumu ruins everything. the ability that sakusa has in this is unique and plays into his mysophobic tendencies beautifully. the way he and atsumu compromise with his gift is a delight as well. just beautifully written overall <3

Again, until it's perfect. t. 18.2k. sakusa and atsumu accidentally pull off a minus tempo quick and they start practicing it. i read this after situated motionless in the center of the heavens, and let me tell you - going from dense atsumu to dense sakusa is so, so good. they're so dumb, i love them /affectionate

One Track Mind m. 18.8k. suna and osamu publicly break up and sakusa is left wondering if it's a good time to tell atsumu that he loves him. hilarious, introspective, with some spice. a perfect blend for an excellent fic <3

In Pursuit of Happiness t. 19.1k. modern magic au where sakusa works at a magic shop after selling his happiness, and atsumu is a pest trying to make him feel happy again. lovely worldbuilding and slowburn!

Better Find Another Superstition t. 21.3k. 7/7. another modern magic au where sakusa and atsumu are forced to work together to resolve an issue with the city's magic supply. hilarious prose, and very light-hearted with a cool magic system in the background. one of my favorites <3

how can I not be moved (by you) t. 26.4k. 3/3. an achingly beautiful magic au where sakusa runs an apothecary and atsumu is a warlock. the worldbuilding is rich and the slow burn is delicious. absolutely beautiful and fluffy <3

pascal's wager t. 34.1k. 6/6. a sakusa character study and his obsession with superstition from atsumu's pov. beautiful writing, lovely wingmen to help atsumu (gourd bless osamu, akaashi, and bokuto) and lovely prose <3

the awful daring of a moment's surrender m. 34.2k. 7/7. in which sakusa lies to himself that he wants nothing with atsumu but atsumu is persistent. beautiful prose (i read so much of this writer's works, they're all so good) and lovely ending <3

Teach Me, Tune Me, Tempt Me e. 38.8k. 10/10. sakusa asks atsumu to teach him about the many firsts needed to enter his first relationship. oh, the pining, the angst, and of course the smut was on point.

sunaosa

working backwards till it rhymes t. 4.2k. gin congratulates suna and osamu on their anniversary, except they aren't dating. or are they? hilarious prose and premise, absolutely loved it.

reasons to microwave an elixir t. 8.2k. university au, modern magic au, roommates to lovers galore. i absolutely loved the prose and how sunaosa developed over the fic. definitely one of my favorites!

you never have to wander, wonder t. 22.6k. suna is the cameraman for the twins' buzzfeed-like worth it youtube series. lovely, lovely pining and prose.

iwaoi

What spring does with the cherry trees e. 7k. pwp with lovely prose and so much love between iwa and oikawa. reading it made me feel soft and fluffy.

galaxies, within you t. 21.1k. makki and mattsun are the absolute best in this. i love the seijoh4's banter and friendship, and how iwa and oikawa eventually confess their feelings for each other. the prose is hilarious and beautiful!

bokuaka

35mm t. 20.9k. 3/3. another fic where akaashi and bokuto slowly fall in love through high school but more movies, akaashi is a movie buff, and lovely prose <3

other

but i am strong (strong enough to carry him) t. 5.3k. atsumu gets a call that osamu has a breakdown and he, aran, and suna comfort him. a beautiful brotherly fic and the helping hands around osamu.

A Full Stomach g. 6.9k. kageyama notices that hinata is eating less and less these days and intervenes. hinata protection squad arise! so much fluff to the hurt, my son deserves everything that karasuno gives him <3

if it's me, it'll be okay t. 9.1k. yachi discovers she's aromantic and goes through it. also, she's best friends with sakusa and it's the best thing ever. a lovely exploration of aromanticism, please give it a shot <3

city's on fire t. 10.5k. cyberpunk au where the twins can hack into memories and rewrite them. the worldbuilding is unique and the twins' relationship is achingly tender but painful with a happy ending.

An Opponent Is Announced g. 13.1k. sakusa has no idea who oikawa is while the rest of the jnt does, hence commencing a (non-serious) investigation into him. love the character dynamics and plot, just a fun, light-hearted read.

a best man's worst problems t. 14.1k. kagehina. tsukishima is asked to be kageyama's best man at his wedding and to give a wedding speech. lovely outsider pov of kagehina's blooming relationship through the years from one very exasperated salty dinosaur.

Safe & Sound t. 17.3k. 5 times kitagawa daiichi ignored kageyama's suffering and 1 time karasuno didn't. oh boy, this hit me in the face with the ANGST and then the comfort. emotionally prepare yourself for this (i wasn't, and my heart shattered in a million pieces).

Common side effects m. 89.9k. 16/16. kuroken. THIS FIC WAS SO GOOD. kuroo is a depressed 30 year old reconnecting with kenma after 3 years of silence. it depicts the monotony and depression of adulthood so well, and the cast is so loving and supportive of kuroo while he was going through it. please give this a shot <3

[the-hinky-panda]

Out of the Woods Series: Part I

Title: Out of the Woods Series

Pairing: Mitch Keller x OFC Reader (Sadie Maxwell)

Rating: Explicit

Summary: An old friend of Mitch's is in need of some help and Dwight seems to be the guy to do it.

Dwight has passed by Trudy’s Diner multiple times but never stopped into the place. It sits on Route 66, about ten minutes east of the Mayo hotel. It looks like a tourist trap; the stereotypical fifties diner with neon signs, red vinyl booths, and black and white tiled floor. The waitresses’ uniforms are shirtwaist dresses and colored flats, like what his mother used to wear when he was a little kid in Brooklyn. It’s loud, bustling, and old-fashioned in a shiny way. Even though the waitresses are sporting bobs and high ponytails, they’re carrying tablets in the pockets of their full skirts. 

He follows Mitch to a corner booth where he and Tyson settle into place while Mitch asks for you. The perky blonde waitress says that you’ll be right out and breakfast is on the house for everyone. Now that he’s in the actual place, he has to admit the blending of old and new is quite seamless. There’s free wifi, which Tyson is happy about and the coffee smells strong and fresh, which he is happy about. Every surface is spit polished and all the uniforms are pristine. It’s the sign of a detailed business owner. 

When you arrive at the table, he’s not surprised at how young you look, or that your outfit is also classic fifties but with high waisted pants and tucked-in blouse. You’re pretty, professional but that’s not surprising. He is surprised at how Mitch looks at you, like you’ve hung the moon and stars. Now he knows why Mitch wants his help with your situation, whatever that may be. But you return the look as well. There’s a warmth in the way you greet Mitch, lingering touches and choosing to sit next to him in the booth. Old friends, sure. 

“I really appreciate you coming to meet me, Mr. Manfredi.” 

“Dwight, please.” He shakes your hand and it’s a firm, solid grip. Another good sign. “Mitch tells me you have an issue that you need some help with.” 

You fold your hands on top of the table. “It’s a multistep solution to a large problem but I’m not exactly sure which step you would be able to help with.” 

“Well, let’s go through those steps and find out where I may be able to help.” 

Plates of food arrive before you’re able to get into the nature of the problem. Eggs, hashbrowns, sausages, bacon, and something he’s never seen before. It looks like finely ground oatmeal but there’s a large pad of butter melting into it. 

“What is that?” he asks. 

“Those are grits,” you answer. 

Tyson is shaking his head. “My mama would be so disappointed in you right now.” 

“I think we’re all a little disappointed right now,” Mitch adds. 

“Well excuse me for being out of circulation when it comes to fine dining.” 

You put a healthy spoonful of them on his plate and hand him the salt. “It’s ground up corn, so very good with salt and butter.” 

“What are you trying to do,” Mitch nudges you, “give him a heart attack?” 

“Oh what,” you counter, “like you’re running a health spa over at the Buck?” 

“You keep this up, he’s not going to help you.” Mitch gives you a crooked smile. “Your ornery is showing.” 

You give Dwight an apologetic look but he raises his hand. “I actually quite enjoy this kind of ornery. Makes me feel like I’m back home, sitting around the kitchen table with my family.” He’s quiet for a moment, remembering those times with his mother and father speaking rapid fire Italian, thinking he and his siblings couldn’t understand what was being said. His brother poking his sister under the table with a fork and Dwight doing the same thing to him but with a knife. “It’s been a while since I’ve had a good time at a dining table.” 

Your problem is precisely as you explained it: it’s large but with a multi-step process. The problem is your husband of almost ten years won’t sign the divorce papers. You’ve been living in your own one-bedroom apartment, running the diner, earning your own money. You are, for all intents and purposes, independent from him. The catch happens to be who he is, or rather who his father is. Your father-in-law is filthy rich, first in oil and then in the medical marajana business. Your husband has been put in charge of two dispensaries but because of his own drug, gambling, and frequent need for out call massages, the business isn’t doing well. Your diner, a business that doesn’t remotely interest Cal Thresher Senior or Junior, is making twice what both pot stores are making. 

Dwight leans back against the booth. “So you want a divorce from this jack-off and he’s not giving it to you because you’re worth more than him.” 

“And daddy is pulling the strings,” you add. “And by strings, I mean he has the best lawyers in the midwest working for him. So even if I do get Junior to sign the divorce settlement, I’m going to be left with nothing.” 

“Not to be unkind but it sounds like nothing would be something if it gets you out of the marriage.” 

Mitch picks up his coffee cup. “That brings us to why you’re gonna want to help her.” 

You sigh and glance around to make sure no one is listening in on the conversation. “My father has a business and he’s struggling to keep the doors open. I’ve been helping when I can but my finances get monitored too closely for me to do much. He was diagnosed with lung cancer a year ago and the medical bills are killing him just as fast as the cancer. I want the divorce, but I want to leave with enough money to save his business.” 

“And I’m supposed to care about his business, why?” Dwight asks. 

You give him a slight smile. “It’s a gun shop.” 

[bloomzone]

Can you make a guide inspired by Jang Wonyoung ??

WONYOUNGISM:THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO BE THE BEST VERSION OF YOURSELF ! ৎ୭ ॱ ₊ . *

PART 1

THIS GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE TRUST ME WONYOUNG EFFECT IS REAL !

CHAPTER 1

CONFIDENCE

Confidence, like that exemplified by Jang Wonyoung, is cultivated through a combination of self-awareness, self-acceptance, and proactive mindset. Firstly honey, it's crucial to understand and embrace your unique qualities, recognizing that what sets you apart is what makes you special. This self-acceptance forms the foundation upon which confidence can flourish. Secondly, practicing self-love and focusing on your strengths and accomplishments helps to build a positive self-image. Setting clear goals and working towards them provides a sense of purpose and direction, boosting confidence with each milestone achieved. Additionally, paying attention to body language—standing tall, making eye contact, and using open gestures—projects confidence to others and reinforces it within yourself. It's also essential to cultivate assertiveness, expressing your opinions and needs confidently while respecting others. Stepping out of your comfort zone regularly and embracing new challenges fosters growth and resilience, further enhancing confidence. Surrounding yourself with supportive people and maintaining a positive outlook on life can also contribute to confidence. Finally, learning from setbacks and viewing failures as opportunities for growth rather than personal shortcomings helps to maintain a resilient and confident mindset. Overall, confidence, like any skill, is developed through consistent practice and a willingness to embrace both successes and failures along the journey of self-discovery and personal growth.

CHAPTER 2

SELF LOVE

To love yourself, start by practicing self-care and self-compassion. Treat yourself with kindness, respect, and understanding, just as you would a dear friend. Don't be harsh on yourself Focus on your strengths, accomplishments, and unique qualities, and embrace your imperfections as part of what makes you beautifully human. Set boundaries to protect your well-being and prioritize activities that nourish your mind, body, and soul. Practice positive affirmations, gratitude, and mindfulness to cultivate a healthy self-image and inner peace

CHAPTER 3

SELF CARE

self care program idea !

self-care program inspired by Jang Wonyoung's approach:

1. Morning Skincare Routine (10-15 minutes):

- Cleanse your face with a gentle facial cleanser to remove impurities.

- Apply toner to balance your skin's pH levels and prep it for hydration.

- Moisturize your face with a lightweight moisturizer suitable for your skin type.

- Finish with sunscreen to protect your skin from UV rays.

2. Healthy Breakfast (20-30 minutes):

- Prepare a nutritious breakfast with whole grains, fruits, and proteins, such as oatmeal topped with berries and nuts or scrambled eggs with vegetables.

3. Exercise Session (30-45 minutes):

- Engage in a physical activity that you enjoy, such as dancing, jogging, or practicing yoga, to get your body moving and boost your mood.

4. Midday Relaxation Break (15-30 minutes):

- Take a break from your daily activities to practice relaxation techniques, such as deep breathing exercises, meditation, or stretching, to reduce stress and promote mental well-being.

5. Healthy Lunch (20-30 minutes):

- Prepare a balanced meal with lean proteins, vegetables, and whole grains, such as grilled chicken salad or quinoa bowl with roasted vegetables.

6. Afternoon Self-Care Ritual (30-60 minutes):

- Treat yourself to a pampering session with skincare treatments, such as a face mask or face yoga, followed by a relaxing bath

7. Quality Time with Loved Ones (1-2 hours):

- Spend time with supportive friends or family members, whether it's going for a walk in nature, enjoying a meal together, or simply having a heartfelt conversation.

8. Evening Wind-Down Routine (30-60 minutes):

- Unplug from screens and indulge in calming activities, such as reading a book, listening to soothing music, or journaling about your day.

9. Bedtime Skincare Routine (10-15 minutes):

- Repeat your skincare routine from the morning, cleansing your face to remove makeup and impurities, followed by toner, moisturizer, and eye cream. ( U don't need to use expansive shīt, look for what is good for ur skin !)

10. Quality Sleep (7-9 hours):

- Ensure you get enough restful sleep to allow your body and mind to recharge for the next day, aiming for 7-9 hours of quality sleep each night.

CHAPTER 4

STUDY

Studying effectively requires a combination of strategic planning, focused concentration. Start by setting clear goals and breaking down your study material into manageable chunks. Create a study schedule that allocates specific time slots for different subjects or topics, ensuring consistency and accountability. Find a quiet and comfortable study environment free from distractions where you can fully concentrate on your tasks. Use active learning techniques such as summarizing, teaching others, and practicing retrieval to reinforce your understanding and retention of the material. Take regular breaks to rest your mind and recharge, incorporating activities that promote relaxation and mental clarity. Prioritize self-care by getting enough sleep, eating nutritious meals, and staying physically active to support your overall well-being and cognitive function. Finally, stay organized, stay positive, and stay motivated by celebrating your progress and accomplishments along the way. By implementing these strategies and nurturing a healthy study mindset, you can optimize your learning experience and study more effectively.

CHAPTER 5

WORKOUT

To workout like Jang Wonyoung, it's essential to incorporate a combination of cardio, strength training, and flexibility exercises to support her active lifestyle as a performer. Wonyoung likely engages in cardio exercises such as dancing, jogging, or cycling to improve her cardiovascular endurance and stamina, crucial for keeping up with intense dance routines and performances. Additionally, she may include strength training exercises such as bodyweight exercises, resistance band workouts, or weightlifting to build and tone her muscles, enhancing her physical strength and stage presence. To maintain flexibility and agility, Wonyoung may incorporate stretching, yoga, or Pilates into her routine, which can also help prevent injuries and improve overall body awareness. It's important for her to listen to her body, rest when needed, and stay hydrated to support her recovery and performance. By adopting a well-rounded workout routine that combines cardio, strength, and flexibility training, Wonyoung can stay fit, healthy, and ready to dazzle audiences with her performances.

[yandere-paramour]

Chapter Six

The awkwardness is almost physically painful. Atalanta apparently had a private chef who came every day to cook her meals. She paid for the labor and ingredients, and this random culinary student just came and cooked a few times a week. Usually the student made a meal plan and emailed it on Sunday mornings and Atalanta would email back either a confirmation or corrections. It was always something healthy, rarely any true sweets.

At least the medication was wearing off. Last night it took all the effort you had simply to move your head side to side; today you can walk without too much trouble. Atalanta still follows close behind as you descend the stairs, arms outstretched to catch you if you stumble. 

“Are you certain you wish to walk, Darling? I worry your legs don’t have the strength,” She held your forearms, helping you down each individual stair as though you were a newly-walking toddler.

“I’m fine,” You grit your teeth, kind of nervous as you lift a leg. If you slipped you’d break your neck.

“I could carry you, if you wished.”

“I’ve got it,” You said resolutely.

Pride kept you from asking for help. If you acquiesed and allowed her to carry you like a blushing bride about to experience her wedding night, you might as well just give up your free will now. She would pamper and coddle you like a helpless infant who couldn’t do anything for themself. Maybe she liked you helpless. Maybe she liked it so much she would break your legs and then you’d be forced to let her carry you up and down the stairs. She definitely possessed the power and money necessary to have it done, but by the looks of her muscles, perhaps she could do the job herself.

You shook the thought out of your head. It wasn’t helpful to dwell on uncomfortable and possibly painful speculation. You needed to focus, lest you fall down the stairs and break your legs yourself. It was an extraordinarily long process, at least thrice as long as it would’ve been undrugged, an endless process of step, wait, other step, wait, repeat. Not to mention the exhaustion; each leg felt as though it were weighed down with ankle weights.

Thankfully the kitchen was not far. Atalanta kept your body stable as you shuffled across the floor, then settled you in a sturdy chair, allowing you to catch your breath. Moving quickly, she handed you a glass of ice water, making sure it was secure in your hands before she let go. She kneeled in front of you, encouraging you to drink, stroking your face with her hands.

“Are you alright, my Darling? I knew the stairs would be too much for you,” She fussed about you, trying to check your breathing and pulse.

When you caught your breath, you looked up. The table setting was simple, yet elegant. Fresh cut flowers were artfully displayed in a silver vase, gently illuminated by the morning sun. Two plates were set, one at the head of the table and one immediately to its right. You were on the right, and Atalanta took her place at the head of the table, carefully laying a napkin on her lap.

“What are we having,” You asked, copying her by putting your napkin over your legs, although not quite as elegantly.

“Whole grain toast with apricot preserves, oatmeal with blueberries and brown sugar, and pasture-raised turkey sausage.”

You blinked a few times, “Oh.” 

“I do hope you enjoy it. I specifically asked Agnes to make you something high in sugar, to combat the drop in blood sugar from your medication.”

You took a bite of the oatmeal, “This is high in sugar to you?”

She looks at you confused, “Of course. Blueberries are extremely high in sugar. Along with the added brown sugar, it should be very sweet. Do you not like it?”

Talking back to her was one thing, but insulting the efforts of another working-class citizen was another, “No, no, it’s fine, it’s just not very sweet to me. I’m guessing you’ve never had a hot fudge sundae Pop-Tart with double icing,” You snorted with a little smile.

“What is a Pop-Tart?”

[marixrose]

Day 5 JJK boys and their favorite cookies to make during the holidays

Geto— he too busy to bake cookies with you, so it is mainly you who makes them so your choice

Gojo— he buys every kind and you guys both bake enough to run a bakery

Megumi— Oatmeal Raisin cookies, he is trying to be healthy

Yuji— peanut butter cookies because he enjoys them the most

Sukuna— classic chocolate chip because you can’t go wrong with them, except he burns them

Inumaki— snickerdoodle he ends up eating them all once you guys are finished leaving maybe one (if you’re lucky) for you

Yuta— Gingerbread cookies and he likes making enough to give to the homeless

Choso— sugar cookies because he likes to decorate them after

[death-threats]

Kinds of snacks I think the Monster Trio would like:

FOOD TW for those who need it 🩷

These are just lil thoughts I had and I genuinely do not know if some may or may not be canon. My memory is ✨garbáge✨.

Luffy:

Definitely the worst garbage available

Makes those abominations with fruit gushers wrapped in a fruit roll up and shoves it in his mouth in one go

Bananas dipped in mayonnaise (because he likes the texture, don’t ask me)

SLIM JIMS

Basically any type of beef jerky, especially the spicy kind

Sanji has tried making him healthier alternatives to the more sugary things but Luffy just pouts and says the bright colors make it taste better

Zoro:

Prefers crunchy textures

Can be fruit, crackers, chips, nuts

Doesn’t like too much artificial sweetness but he likes mochi ice cream

Matcha is his favorite and he never hears the end of it from Sanji

“Of course the green one is your favorite, Marimo.” *eyeroll*

LOVES the crunch and pop of fresh grapes

Sanji:

Is a sucker for snack cakes

Makes his own duplicates recipes of things like Swiss Rolls, oatmeal crème pies, Twinkies, etc.

Puts a healthy spin on them because he can’t have the crew constantly experiencing sugar crashes when he makes enough to share (which is always)

Makes a point to visit specialty stores to find fun international snacks

Has a soft spot for pocky. Strawberry and almond crunch, to be precise

[drgarrisonandpaul]

The Sternritter Kitchen

The thing that has been in my brain for a while

Quilge - He doesn't like bringing drinks to his room because he has a paranoid fear of spilling, so you can see him hanging out for like 2 hours in the morning while he drinks his coffee. Probably sitting cross-legged at the table

Askin - He also sits around while he drinks his coffee, except the coffee is an excuse to sit around and listen to all the gossip and drama. Also he has, like, 2 cups a day, one in morning and the other in the afternoon. If you catch him cooking anything, stick around, it's gonna be bougie and its gonna have some kind of cheese sauce

Mask - He pops in to make himself a sandwich then fucks back off to his personal gym (or the Sternritter theater) to watch movies and hang out with James. The big boy does interact with the other Sternritters, and he does appreciate their company, but James is his number 1 priority. ...unless there's a fight going on, then he's gonna stay and watch

Nanana - This man savors his food and refuses to take it into his room, so he will very much be sitting around relaxing during breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Sure, he's into the gossip, but he moreso loves the SMELL of the kitchen. Especially when Askin is cooking

Uryu - ... there's a kitchen?

Giselle - As previously mentioned, she likes to sit in the kitchen and threaten people with her Funko Pops, however she will also pretend that the Funko Pops are the ones cooking if she decides to make anything and will, in fact, blame them if it doesn't come out great. She's a surprisingly good baker and likes making grape-flavored things

Meninas - Why would she waste her time with the kitchen when she can be off petting the Sternritter cats or dunking on people in CoD?

Candice - Can be found scowling while making herself protein shakes at various times throughout the day while trying to be healthy and can be found eating Giselle's baked goods at night because they're too good to pass up

Liltotto - Leans on the wall in the hall just outside of the kitchen to catch the gossip as it leaves. If Askin is cooking, he'll sometimes just kinda- hold the spoon in the air beside himself and wait for her mouth to come stretchin in to taste what he's making, at which point you'll hear, from just outside the kitchen "tastes nice. needs more pepper-"

Gremmy - Banned from the kitchen because he tried being "creative" and made mustard gas

Äs Nödt - Slips out of his room solely for Askin's cooking (or sometimes to steal sandwich ingredients from Mask) like a little mouse, then promptly goes back to his room

Jugram - Though it was his money that decorated and remodeled the kitchen in the first place, he is banned from it because he "ruins the vibe" as Quilge and Bazz-B put it

Ryūken - ... there's a kitchen? Pt. 2

Bazz-B - He makes Oatmeal Raisin cookies and they are the only good Oatmeal Raisin cookies in the world. Other than that? He's probably eating someone else's leftovers, especially if he knows that they were looking forward to said leftovers

Bambietta - Is the reason that the kitchen had to be remodeled. Isn't banned because she's the one who cooks when Askin doesn't feel like it. If something she's making has chicken in it? You BEST BELIEVE it's gonna be bangin. And Mask and James are first in line at her BBQs

Yhwach - Banned from the kitchen for ruining the vibe. Before he was banned, he hyped everyone up for his "famous lasagna recipe" and it was the worst lasagna the kitchen has ever seen. Being forced to eat it just to make him happy was an unpleasant experience and the whole ordeal is probably the REAL reason he was banned

Robert Accutrone - He is the reason there is a whole cabinet JUST for cereal. Rob is a cereal fiend, if he can get his hands on it, it's gone. Especially if it's somethin fruity like Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, etc.

BG9 - Doesn't eat. Doesn't need to be in the kitchen. Visits once every few days to listen in on the new drama. There is a picture somewhere in the kitchen of him making breakfast for everyone with a whisk taped to one of his wrists for "maximum efficiency" (he makes amazing omelets)

Cang Du - He doesn't care who's cooking, it's all the same to him, he's gonna swoop in to steal a plate and then go back to the definitely serious business he was doing no matter what it is, who made it, or what time of day it is. The only time he didn't steal a plate of something was during the "Yhwach's Lasagna" fiasco and everyone has been accusing him of being a double-agent ever since because HOW DID HE KNOW?! (because he could smell its failure from a mile away)

[starsurface]

So I saw that someone asked for a Shang Tsung regressor and I just think it's fair that there is one of Quan Chi.

so that's my request, regressor Quan Chi, it's a little strange to imagine him like this, but he's my baby and he deserves a healthy way to deal with such a difficult life he's had

It's not weird at all!! :D

I don't know a whole bunch about Quan Chi though so they might be a bit off. :(

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Regressor Quan Chi Hcs

🔮 Quan Chi feels like a baby regressor, about 0-3

🔮 But also, a patience tester regressor >:)

🔮 He can never be at fault for anything, it's always your fault <3

🔮 Why didn't you tell him that spilling his oatmeal on his clothes would mean oatmeal on his clothes?? 🥺

🔮 You did, he's just fussy and doesn't want the blame on himself

🔮 For being a patience tester, he's a pretty decent listener

🔮 Will listen if you tell him to stop because it's dangerous

🔮 Or if he deems your reasoning good enough

🔮 IF HE is the biggest statement

🔮 What do you mean it's bedtime? It most certainly is not!! >:(

🔮 . . . He passes out two minutes later though, don't worry

🔮 Really likes bath time but will splash everywhere!!!

🔮 He finds it funny, so just make sure to put some extra towels down

🔮 He is in charge of all the rules around here >:3

🔮 Unless you put your foot down . . . then he'll listen to you, he guesses 😒

🔮 Cannot handle yelling and will burst into tears the moment you look away from him

🔮 Also cannot handle any kinds of threats of physical labor, it sends him spiraling, reminding him of his harsh times with the mines

🔮 Now, this doesn't mean he won't pick up his toys, he will don't worry

🔮 He would prefer for you to help put though, he's a little bit too small

🔮 The threat has to be more extreme than that anyhow

🔮 Doesn't like punishments either, but he'll serve them sometimes

🔮 Sometimes he's honestly so small that he can't understand what he did wrong and only knows you're using a mean tone because his bottle fell off the table 🥺

🔮 (^ he pushed it because you grabbed the wrong bottle)

🔮 (^ It's better to bring him along when getting him a snack or stuff because he wants to be in control of what he has)

🔮 When while small he has to be in control of things, otherwise it makes him upset (although it's quite easy to accommodate to this if you ask him what he wants or tell him that he needs to be nicer with his tone)

🔮 But sometimes he's a bit bigger and understands when he's being naughty

🔮 He might not like it!! . . . But if you want him to go sit on the steps, he'll do it >:/

🔮 But you better cuddle him afterwards!!

🔮 Loves affection, specially your affection <3

🔮 Im so sorry for you if you have both little Shang Tsung and Quan Chi in the same room at you (they swabble and fight for who gets your undivided attention)

🔮 There is NO sharing your attention >:(

🔮 . . . Okay, maybe if he HAS to, but no other reason!!!

🔮 Absolutely loves cuddles and will cuddle you for hours at a time

🔮 What do you mean you've gotta go potty? Don't you wanna cuddle with him instead? 🥺

🔮 Very messy colorer

🔮 Nothing is in the lines, it's a bunch of scribbles and lines outside the line

🔮 But he's very proud of it, which means your very proud of it <3

🔮 Likes wearing beanies when he's tiny, he's head gets cold <3

🔮 But like, cute beanies!!! Like with cats eats or a cute design (in his aesthetic of course)

🔮 If you made him a meanie your getting a very clingy, loving baby in the next two seconds, he's very thankful

🔮 One of those babies that if you look away for a minute, he's crawled into the kitchen and is chewing on his new fork friend

🔮 Hell giggle and happily show you his fork, only for you to take it away because your a big meanie!! >:(

🔮 Your not a big meanie, don't worry, you just didn't want metal in his mouth (he gets very huffy puffy at this explanation)

🔮 Although if you give him his paci, he guesses he could let your horrendous acts slide this time

🔮 Doesn't really use his powers while small because he knows they can get out of hand and he doesn't wanna get in too much trouble

🔮 Has made a portal to teleport his sippy cup across the room, he didn't wanna get up

🔮 Doesn't wear diapers often, but when he does he gets incredibly fussy and cranky over them

🔮 They have to be very specific ones and they're practically locked away in a safe

🔮 Gets cranky over a lot of things though

🔮 You woke him up from naptime? Oh boy, he is one of the fussiest babies you've ever seen

🔮 You didn't wake him up from naptime? Why didn't you wake him up? You were suppose to wake him up! >:(

🔮 It takes a good thirty minutes for his brain to start processing his emotions after he wakes up, so he gets fussy at anything you suggest until then

🔮 Does, however, need a nap time though because he's just a baby and babies get sleepy 🥺

🔮 Main CGs are you and Shang Tsung

🔮 Does NOT like babysitters and will begin crying if you ever suggest one (he only trusts you to watch him)

🔮 Favorite little nicknames are Squidy (he finds it funny), Baby Boy, Little Guy, Chi, and Sweetie Pie (another he finds amusing, Earthrealmers are funny)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[lokavisi]

Apollo is a new addition to my life, but so far, I've mostly heard him nagging me about healthy choices. It started with yelling at me when I pick at the spots on my face. Like, "Your skin will thank you if you don't!" When I start craving chocolate and want to eat it in in mass amounts, he's like, "eat a fucking fruit, please."

So today, I got my wife some safe foods at Panera for dinner as well as a cookie for each of us. I ordered 2 chocolate chip cookies. I didn't realize until after we had eaten our meals and were ready for cookies that we had, in fact, received 1 chocolate chip cookie and 1 oatmeal raisin and berry cookie....

After I cursed Panera for denying me my chocolate fix, it occurred to me that Someone might have been trying to point me in another direction. So, I grumpily ate the oatmeal cookie....it was actually good. IT JUST NEEDED CHOCOLATE! 😆

Side note: I realize this might sound like he's being some kind of emotionally abusive dickbag. American culture has loads of toxic messaging around health and wellness. That's really not the vibe with him. He knows I want to make healthier choices for myself, sees me not act on that desire, and is naturally exasperated. That's all. 😊

[ali-anne-undertale-stoof]

Snowdin Adventures Roll Call!

Part 1 - The Brothers Themselves!

The protagonists of this little Undertale fanfic series. Here's some info about them.

Both:

Twins. Sans is a couple of minutes older than Papyrus.

Age - Late teens, early twenties (I'm thinking about 19 when they moved to Snowdin)

They're not from the underground. They're not from the surface, either.

Basically just a couple of goofballs.

They're both autistic. It's not explicitly stated, but if you look closely, you can see the signs.

Sans:

Slightly older than Papyrus. Likes to tease him about it, but other than that, he doesn't take the whole "twins age gap" thing seriously.

Nerdy boi. Loves to learn.

Finds comedic situations easier to navigate (and also just really likes potty humour. He doesn't know why, it's hilarious!).

Sometimes puts on a creepy, mysterious persona for a laugh.

Is a deep thinker who tends to let his thoughts spiral out of control at times.

Adores animals!

Apathetic when he wants to care, cares when he doesn't want to.

Has extremely accurate high intuition. It's kind of like a sixth sense for him. He uses this mainly to keep Papyrus out of danger.

Genuinely looks up to Papyrus, and sees teasing as a love language.

A mischievous little gremlin who WILL eat your food if you let him inside!

He takes a while to adjust to Snowdin, and just the Underground in general. Deep down, he's really homesick and wants to see his friends from the other world. Is currently trying to fix a machine right now. We know the result of that endeavour, though, don't we? That's gonna be explored more in the second part, but after that, ooh boy... It's downhill for Sans from there. =)

Papyrus:

He doesn't actually care that he's a few minutes younger than Sans, but he plays along with his teasing.

Very athletic and health-conscious, even though he considers stuff like oatmeal with dinosaur eggs and kiwi and mayonnaise pizza healthy.

His main driving force is approval. He finds it really difficult to make friends, and he's painfully aware of his struggles, but he keeps trying anyway because The Great Papyrus never gives up!

Notoriously stubborn and a bit hotheaded at times.

He doesn't have Sans' intuition, but what Papyrus excels at is staying grounded in reality. He's more attentive to his surroundings than anyone gives him credit for. He can still be clumsy sometimes, however.

Is "secretly" a huge nerd (note the quotation marks).

He didn't actually like his old home very much. While he believes in the good of everyone, he truly feels that there's a lot more going for him in the Underground than there was back "home." Therefore, he adjusted to Snowdin really quickly.

Can be surprisingly manipulative when he wants to be. It's never for malicious reasons, though.

Can be quite selfish at times. Overall a good person, though.

Spoiler warning: Papyrus ends up learning about the resets at some point. I won't say when, but let's just say Sans can't keep secrets from him for long.

[mybrainismelted]

Weekly Tag Wednesday - The Self Care Edition 🤗

Name: Kat

Age: (Nosho - 1) + (Nosho - 1)

What kind of day is it? Could be worse, but damn my co-workers are idiots.

When was the last time you ate? Just before sending this out! I had oatmeal. 🥣

About how many hours of sleep did you get? About 7.5 - my sleep hygiene is usually pretty good 🛌

Name one thing you could do to make your day better right now: Quit my job. But realistically, listen to some happy music. 🎶

Why are you not doing that thing? Because I'm dumb and never think of it 🤦‍♀️

What are you going to do tonight to relax? Same thing as every night, Pinky - read Gallavich fics 📖

What comfort food do you not eat often enough? Grilled Cheese and tomato soup 🍲🥪

What's stopping you? Honestly, I just don't often have bread on hand when I want one. Goes bad too fast and I hate refrigerated bread. 🍞

Have you ever had a professional massage? Yes! Always an amazing experience

Have you eaten fruits and vegetables today? Not yet, but I will! Shepherd's pie and salad on the menu tonight. 🥗

How much water have you had today? 2 glasses so far 🥛

Is there a self-care gadget you really want to buy? Yes! I really want to get one of those heated foot massage things - or a full massage chair

What is your favourite healthy snack? Berries of just about any kind (except you Saskatoon berries, you are gross) 🍒🍓🫐

What is your favourite unhealthy snack? Chocolate. All of the chocolate. 🍫

What is one thing you are going to start doing RIGHT NOW to take better care of yourself? Start walking more. Even if it's just walking in place. 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

And to close, I want you to say one NICE thing to yourself that you really need to hear right now: You are good enough.

tagging @deedala, @jrooc, @energievie, @heymacy, @darlingian, @suchagallabitch, @michellemisfit, @juliakayyy, @krysmiss, @creepkinginc, @crossmydna, @deathclassic, @ian-galagher, @ifallonblackdays, @jessieoneday, @sam-loves-seb, @samantitheos, @bawlbrayker, @rayrayor, @softmick, @heymrspatel, @whatthebodygraspsnot, @suzy-queued, @such-a-barbarian, @francesrose3, @skylerwinchester, @stocious, and @sickness-health-all-that-shit

[bakedbakermom]

introducing: anti-hangry cookies

so i have 3 problems going for me right now when it comes to food. 1) i am on meds that kill my appetite, so i forget to eat until other physical symptoms manifest, and even then it is difficult to make myself actually consume something. 2) my sense of taste never recovered after i had covid, so my desire to snack has gone way down and i no longer find most things enjoyable or fulfilling to eat. 3) even though i am overweight, the part of my brain that sees items 1+2 as a good thing that could make me lose weight is currently gagged and straightjacketed because she is crazypants and keeps trying to kill me. i am a recovering anorexic in the same way some people are recovering alcoholics; it's something that i have to actively monitor in myself even years after "finishing" treatment." i MUST eat, or i will spiral.

by about 4pm i am literally weak with a hunger i cannot feel, my mind foggy and my whole body basically vibrating with hanger, and fighting tooth and nail to make myself eat something, anything, please. enter the anti-hangry cookie.

i originally made these when i was nursing to get my milk supply up (they are technically called "lactation cookies"); i don't know if they actually helped with that, but damn were they great to have around because they're the super rare combination of taste good and good for you and easy to eat that is absolutely essential in those bleary early days of parenthood. turns out that kind of snack is necessary outside of that time period, as well.

the good: rolled oats, full of whole grain, fiber, vitamins, and even some protein. brewers yeast, with more good vitamins and protein, plus good for the tummy. flax seed, B vitamins, omega 3s, fiber.

the fantastic: basically the best chocolate chip oatmeal cookie ever. there's a hint of cinnamon, and somehow the brewers yeast and flax seed only enhance that flavor rather than making it taste too, well, healthy lol. also you cannot taste the coconut oil, so if that's not your favorite flavor, fear not: you get the benefits without that sunscreen taste.

INGREDIENCE

3c old-fashioned rolled oats 1 1/2c all-purpose flour 5 tbs brewers yeast 3 tbs ground flax seeds 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp cinnamon 1/4 tsp salt 3/4c (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temp 1/4c unrefined coconut oil 1 1/2c sugar 1 large egg + 1 egg yolk, room temp 2 tsp vanilla extract 1 bag dark chocolate chips

optional: 1/2c peanut butter, SO GOOD

whisk together oats, flour, yeast, flax, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, and salt.

beat butter, coconut oil, and sugar (and pb, if using) together until fluffy, then add the egg and yolk and beat to combine. add the vanilla and beat again. gradually add in the dry ingredients on low speed until just mixed. it will be a bit crumbly. then mix in the chocolate chips.

scoop the dough into 1-inch rounds (i use a cookie scoop and then roll them in my hands). rolling into a ball is actually fairly important here, since otherwise they'll crumble apart a fair bit in the oven; rolling smushes them into a delightfully dense cookie. (obvs go ahead and skip the rolling if crumbly cookies are your jam.) place on a baking sheet about 2" apart and bake at 350 for 10-14 minutes.

the original recipe says it makes 20-22 cookies but that is BONKERS because i can easily get 36 good-sized cookies out of this. i typically bake a dozen and freeze the rest (in ball form, don't throw a big lump of dough into your freezer), and then bake them for 12-16 minutes straight from the freezer.

here's the remaining ~2 dozen dough balls in my freezer. confession: i actually prefer the ones baked from frozen to those made from the fresh dough! they stay taller in the oven and spread less, creating a delightful cookie experience that is somehow dense and fluffy at the same time.

try one in the shower. just do it. shower cookie is best cookie

[coqxettee]

Coquette morning routine:

My current Spring morning routine ���☕️🌸

I wake up every morning at either 6am or 7am. Usually it’s 7am, if I’ve had a particularly busy day the day before, but sometimes it’s 6am. I wake up to natural sunlight and birdsong. As soon as I wake up I like to think of how grateful I am to be here another day and for the things I have ♡

I have a drink of water that I keep beside my bed, turn my subliminal or rain sounds off if I’ve been listening to them and then go to the bathroom etc ♡

Reading ~ I get back in bed if it’s a bit cold, check my phone/socials and will then read for about half an hour. I like to either read for 30 minutes or read 30 pages ♡

Journal ~ I also like to journal in bed for 10 minutes. I have a dream log I keep up-to-date with my dreams and I like to reflect on them ♡

Make my bed ~ I make my bed every morning. It makes me feel productive and sets me up for the day. I also open both of my windows to get some fresh country air in my bedroom ♡

Yoga ~ Once I’m out of bed I get my yoga mat and lay it out in my room to do some gentle stretching. I either do a K-pop idol stretch (you can find them on YouTube!) or a gentle Pilates stretch routine, but nothing too extreme. Sometimes I meditate too ♡

Shower time ~ I like to use all fresh products, marshmallow scented things, I also love Vanilla scents in the middle of Spring ♡

Brush my teeth ~ I brush my teeth every morning. Usually about an hour before I eat or drink anything, so nothing tastes unpleasant ♡

Skincare ~ I get out and moisturize with a body lotion. I have a coconut one that smells divine at the moment, and I also wash my face and do my skincare routine whilst watching “Vogue beauty secrets” ♡

Makeup ~ I go back into my room and get dressed for the day, with the outfit I picked out the night before. I light a candle and do my hair/makeup at my vanity, whilst either listening to “Lana del rey” or some kind of classical music . This always makes me feel like a princess in the morning ♡

Breakfast ~ I go into the kitchen and make myself a light and healthy breakfast. Usually it’s fruit, a smoothie or oatmeal/yoghurt with berry’s. I sit at the kitchen table and eat this while looking out at my garden and the birds. Sometimes I read and listen to the radio too. It gives my morning’s a retro, old fashioned feel ♡

Tea time ~ I make myself a mug of warm, fruity tea to take back into my room and enjoy ♡

Morning Walk ~ I read in my room for about 20 more minutes to let my food digest and once I’ve drink my tea, I go on a morning walk. Usually for half an hour. It gets steps in, clears my head and is a nice way to wake up, naturally in the morning ♡

I come home and check the schedule for that day, and check my to-do-list to see what plans I have for the day, so I can begin ♡

Thank you for reading 🌷⛅️🍃

[0bviouslyem1ly]

Age regressor Yū Nishinoya headcanons!

•He's super, super hyper. Like, If you think he's hyper when he's big, when he's regressed he gets 2x the energy.

•He's a little gremlin. He's always moving around, doing something.

•Asahi and Suga are his main caregivers! Tanaka is like a big brother to him, or a babysitter. Asahi is a very calm and gentle caregiver, Suga is a bit more strict than Asahi, and Tanaka is pretty hyper as well.

•He was really insecure about his regression at first, but then he realized everyone on the team still loved him the same.

•He likes to wear Asahi's t-shirts sometimes, since he's so small. He definitely loves oversized clothes.

•Shoyo is also an age regressor, so they have playdates all the time. They keep up with each other's hyperness perfectly, and tire each other out so their caregivers don't have to try as hard to get them to sleep.

•He loves building things with blocks when he's regressed.

•I headcanon that he has ADHD, and often hyperfixates on some things he likes. His favorite hyperfixation is bugs. He just thinks they're cool, and loves learning about them.

•Suga wants him to still learn things when he's regressed, and not just play all the time. He'll take him to animal related museums to learn about all of his favorite animals! (There was even a section about bugs, and Noya absolutely freaked out when he saw it. 💕)

•He's a very hungry little munchkin! Since he's always running around and burning energy, he gets hungry quite often.

•Suga has a baby bag for him that he carries around everywhere he goes when he's taking care of Noya. It's full of bandages and things to take care of wounds (since Noya is constantly getting hurt for not being careful), snacks, toys, teethers (Noya loves to chew on things when he's regressed), and whatever else he may need!

•He loves eating ice cream and popsicles when regressed, but also PB&J's, anta on a log, oatmeal with blueberries, and overall pretty healthy snacks. Asahi makes his lunchbox. He cuts up fruit and vegetables into shapes and little animals sometimes to make eating healthy a bit more fun. Noya can be kind of a picky eater, and only want ice cream and popsicles.

•He always had cute little bandaids with ladybugs on them on his fingers or legs. He's always too busy playing to be careful, and next thing you know, he's scraped his knee.

•He loves friendship bracelets! One time, Asahi made him one, and Noya was super intrigued by it and wanted to learn how to make one. Once he learned, he constantly makes friendship bracelets for everyone on the team. Multiple even!

•I think he would watch Max & Ruby. 100% (If you know what that is, you're amazing, ily. 😭)

•His little age is most likely between 3-7.

[finn-shitposts]

I'm really curious how you make your oatmeal (mostly if you add anything to it)!! I'm always looking for new ways to eat it

I just mix dry oats with milk, sugar and bitter cocoa powder until its got the consistency of Slop and then whack it in the microwave for 3 minutes or so! It comes together into like a soft chewy granola bar type thing? Except in a bowl lol - its a really chocolatey and filling breakfast ;] (not healthy. Not the intended way to eat oats. BUT!!! back when all i did was work 10hr shifts of manual labour i found it a rly good way to get energy for the morning. And ok its tasty sue me sksjslsk)

I dont tend to mix anything else in, cos microwaved fruits and nuts arent very nice, but i do sometimes have grapes or strawberries/blackberries (or any kind of berries really) on the side with it~~