#not tagging this salty ass post ofc

[handlewithcharacter]

just saw a post that described Starfleet as a nonprofit and i'm just like oh dang, the military propaganda got another one, boys

[drysdalesworld]

ducks, ducks, ducks

jamie drysdale x fem!hughes!reader

social media au set before injury & trade! (still salty about it)

y/n.hughes just posted!

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y/n.hughes: ducks, ducks, ducks 🦆

tagged: yourbestie, anaheimducks, uoregon

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yourbestie: ducks!!

userone: the best duck there is

usertwo: fr!

userthree: who? jamie or y/n?

userone: y/n 100% userthree

trevorzegras: i’m still petty over the fact that you didn’t hug me first

y/n.hughes: i would’ve if you didn’t take forever to leave the locker room

jamie.drysdale: you were too slow z

trevorzegras: ☹️

userfour: trev being petty over the fact that he wasn’t one of the first people to hug y/n after the game has me ROLLING 😭

userfive: fr!! i love how jokingly possessive he is over the hughes siblings. it’s too funny

usersix: esp over jack and y/n. it’s hilarious 😂

yourroommate: how much sleep did you get this weekend?

y/n.hughes: none ☺️

yourroommate: babes

yourbestie: she literally brought her suitcase to the party so she could immediately go straight to the airport afterwards

userseven: stop!! that’s so cute!!

y/n.hughes: worth it tho

jamie.drysdale: loved having you at my game baby 🤍

jackhughes: is that why you ignored my facetime earlier 🥲

y/n.hughes: yes. i had other priorities

jackhughes: wow. so your older brother isn’t a priority? i see how it is 😒

y/n.hughes: dramatic ass

jackhughes: i’m telling mom!

usereight: y/n knows where her priorities lie lol

_quinnhughes: hope you had fun sis!

y/n.hughes: i did! thank you quinny <33

lhughes_06: take notes jackhughes

jackhughes: i’m being attacked at all sides aren’t i

colecaufield: when are you going to visit 😖

y/n.hughes: bake me your moms homemade cookies and then we’ll talk

colecaufield: done ✅

anaheimducks: the best duck we know!

markestapa: visit us next!!

tyler_duke5: on my knees begging

alexturcotte: hope oregon’s treating you well girl hughes!!

y/n.hughes just posted!

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y/n.hughes: why do i have to be such a studious gf that’s pursuing her college degree and not a stay at home gf 😫

tagged: jamie.drysdale

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trevorzegras: just drop out. problem solved

userone: that’s not

jackhughes: are you encouraging my sister to drop out of college z 🤨

trevorzegras: just saying j. it’s an easy fix

lhughes_06: that’s what you get for double majoring in english and communications with a minor in political science girlie

usertwo: did luke just refer to his sister as girlie?

userthree: yes, yes he did

y/n.hughes: at least i’ll have a degree in my name & not just on the back of a jersey

trevorzegras: DAYUMM BABY HUGHES YOU JUST GOT BURNED

y/n.hughes: same goes for you trev

userfour: oop

jamie.drysdale: because you’re a smart and hardworking girl baby ☺️

y/n.hughes: awww jimmy!! i love you so much ❤️❤️

userfive: are we just going to brush over the fact that y/n is a double major with a minor?? babes is getting NO sleep

y/n.hughes: ZERO

y/n.hughes: sleep is for the weak!

usersix: praying for your health & sanity bbg

userfive: get some sleep girl!! it’s important for your health!

yourbestie: get that degree babes!! be the most studious wag ever!!

yourroommate: FRFR

anaheimducks: getting the jack ready rn

luca.fantilli: the smartest hughes

lhughes_06: offense taken

y/n.hughes: thank you luca <3 speaking the truth fr

rutgermcgroarty: speaking of the smart hughes, can you help me with my essay y/n.hughes 😖

y/n.hughes: ofc rut! i’ll call you at 9

rutgermcgroarty: bless thank you 🙏

elhughes: so proud of you baby 💚💚

y/n.hughes: thank you mama!! i love you so much 🤍

jackhughes: the smartest sister i have

_quinnhughes: she’s the only sister you have idiot

jackhughes: okay and ???

userseven: the pic of jamie tying her shoe 😭😭

masonmctavish23: the most studious person i know!

trevorzegras: idk why but i feel offended

y/n.hughes: babes, we all know you practically have an iq of a grape

jackhughes: she isn’t wrong z 😂

y/n.hughes just posted to their story!

caption: last date night with lover boy until thanksgiving break jamie.drysdale :(

trevorzegras replied!

finally! i no longer have to deal with you and jimbo’s lovey dovey grossness 🤢

jk! love you 🫶🏼 you make jimmy more tolerable

jamie.drysdale replied!

i’m going to miss you baby! :( study hard & take care of yourself lovey 🤍

lhughes_06 replied!

since when were you NOT coming home for turkey break??! 🤨

[im-yn-suckers]

♡back hugging +×+♡

pairing- ot5 bf txt x fem reader said to be a lot shorter in soobin's (def not my 5"4 ass being salty)

warnings- kissing, yj on his flirt agenda, kinda , gyu being gyu, back hugging obv, swearing l think that's it

i haven't posted abt txt in a looooong time so here we go

•yeonjun•

he was making ramen bc ramen. you come out of nowhere, back hug him and then u ask,

-"babyyyyy, can u make me one pls?"-

-"do one thing for me and sure"-

-"god what do u want now?"-

while he's busy stirring the ramen, he sticks out his lips in ur direction. and ofc u kiss him.

u both let the ramen sit and after a few minutes, u go to check on it. he comes up out of nowhere js like u did. boom, like that he's behind u. let's js say that he scared the shot out of u.

he puts one arm around ur waist and one on the counter next to u. night ending its a kiss and food.

°soobin°

who knows what tf he was doing but u hugged him. ur cheek was on his back, occasionally u turned ur head to kiss his back. he looked over at u but u were so goddamn tiny next to his 6ft ass. he turned around to have u face him and him face u

he rubbed ur cheeks and kissed them lightly.

-"why binnie?"-

-"because"-

he ended up having to sit u on the counter bc he is giant asf and u are tiny asf. anyway, he kissed u and u kissed him, end of story

♧beomgyu♧

his first reaction was,

-" what the fuck are u doing?"-

-"showing u that i love u but since u wanted to be a bitch"-

u walked a way, but he grabbed u again. he'd probably blush ngl

later in he'd ask and u'd have no idea why u did it

-"why did u hug me earlier?"-

-"uhm, cuz ur my bf and cuz I can and bc I love you, idk. how should I know?"-

-"you're the one who did it!"-

-"mkay and? what tf does that have to do with anything?"-

-"ykw, I don't even care anymore, wanna order takeout and watch a movie"-

-"eh sure, why not?"-

after a while, u two ate and u were crying cuz of the movie.

-"baby~ don't cry, it's js a movie."-

js imagine he said that in a teasing way, dw lots of kisses cheered u up

♡taehyun♡

hybe gym, after workout and after shower. u tagged along while he worked out and u were on ur phone, or u worked out. ur decision

u dried his hair, he kissed ur stomach in his effortlessly cute taehyun way. u back hugged him while he grabbed his stuff from the locker. u told him he smelled good.

-"thanks, now that i don't smell like ass, kiss me"-

u kissed him bc any sane(delulu) person would. he asked for like five more, which u gladly accepted.

◇huening kai◇

lil baby, he built a fort for u two while u were in the kitchen being the adult in the relationship. (sometimes) he walked into the kitchen and sat next to u.

u stood up to get water, and back hugged him, after u washed ur cup. no. he's pink, red all those colors. his ears, hischeeks, neck, and even his nose. he turned around and kissed u.

dw guys ended up sleeping in the fort. and tons of cuddling.

the end

bdjdbdks, anyway bye. ur friendly reminder to take a break from slaying all day ✨️

[shokolandish]

PINNED POST

alright i think i should make a pinned post or something

uhh so

hi!

my name is lada and im an artist! kinda

ill leave my tags under the post

TRIVIA

- they/he

- im a minor AND aroace (PLEASE don't be weird about me or my non-suggestuve art)

- adhd

- i need tone tags

- agere

- half-russian n half-ukrainian (i don't support the russian government obvi)

- trixic aroace agender

MY FANDOMS AT THE MOMENT

- 13 cards/13 карт

- unikitty (i may rarely post about it but it's one of my favorite medias ever)

- object shows

MY SHIPS

UNIKITTY

frock - master frown x brock - they genuinely helped me get through a burnout and get out of a huge depressive episode, they mean a lot to me

foxchardile - dr fox x richard x hawkodile

feebom - feebee x bimbom

OBJECT SHOWS

fubble - fanny x bubble - a huge comfort of mine

snowcoinut - snowball x coijy x donut

snowtenfries - snowball x tennis ball x fries

leafpin

leafpop - leafy x lollipop - fun fact: it's actually my first bfb ship ever

bottlefan/glasswind - bottle x fanny

pillowfan/featherwind - pillow x fanny

coinpin - they're so yuri to me you can't imagine

15x - im their inventor and ceo

87 - mainly as exes

24 - guilty pleasure

2x

24x

nickloon - nickel x balloon

bickloon - baseball x nickel x balloon

lightmic/micbulb - lightbulb x microphone - oh they're so dear to me

tacomic

tacomicbulb

lightbrush

fanbrush

silverbrush

testbrush

testbulb

knifan

trofan

tropheesy/comedygold

trife

gooberry

sodapack

sodascentpack

broomalky/broomchalk/chalker - broomer x chalky

shear/pelly/pearshell - pear x shelly

chook/rives/butler² - rook x chives

blockyang - blocky x ying-yang

THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL

pengumrobdog - it's canon idc what anyone says

carwin - ofc

leslanmen - leslie x alan x carmen

idahochobias

nichard/ricole/whatever their ship name is

(one-sided) darchel - (one-sided) darwin x rachel

clachel - clare x rachel

tinbert - it has a special place in my heart

bobocho/ochobert

lesbias (that's a crazy ass ship name lmao) - leslie x tobias

smallarry

SPOOKY MONTH

polyhatz - great. wonderful. amazing.

teddybear/roybert - you know how hardcore of a fan i am of them? i was the one who came up with the ship name for them that the fandom now uses

rossroy

cleancoin/patmen - they definitely dated in highschool idc what anyone says

richbitch/carchard - i love them a lot

whatever the ship name for pump's dad x richard is

heateddebate/firetown/evernacio

candybats or, as i like to call them, bloodsugar.... but i guess someone already claimed that name for some other ship after me ughhh... i also like the name sweettooth/sweetfang

goldenflower/jaumen - they're salty exes and nobody can tell me otherwise

no idea if they have a ship name but i fucking love lila x jaune x aaron (ross' dad)

SOUTH PARK

bunny/kenjorine - butters/marjorine x kenny

mystechaos - mysterion x professor chaos

bratters/bradjorine - bradley (from cartman sucks) x butters/marjorine

brunny/brenters/brenjorine - bradley x butters x kenny

creek - craig x tweek

tyde - tolkien x clyde

stendyle - stan x wendy x kyle

stolkiendyle - stan x tolkien x weldy x kyle

stolkien - stan x tolkien

dip - damien x pip

bip - butters x pip

DNI LIST

- basic dni criteria (queerphobes, ableists, racists, sexists, pedophiles, zoo, incest, rapists etc)

- pro russian and/or israeli government/zionists

- pro/com/darkshippers (please go away)

- pro-lifers

- fatphobes

- victim-blamers

- transcum/transmed

- terfs (get out. now.)

- anti-objectum

- i don't even fucking care about queer discourse anymore, just PLEASE don't involve me in it

- ageplay blogs (it makes me really uncomfortable AND im a sfw age regressor, please don't interact)

- rapist excusers, doesn't matter if the rapist is fictional or not

- unifrown, gumwin, charlastor and valangel shippers pleeeease go away, staticmoth shippers are on thin ice

- if you erase canon/heavily implied representation

- if you mock/make fun of people for using tone tags

- vivienne medrano supporters (hazbin/helluva fans/casual viewers are fine)

SOME OF MY ART

some of these are pretty old but whatever

okay that's about it i think..... give me a follow if you wanna?

byeee!

[kingreywrites]

Lance cared about him 🙁

oh yeah Lance definitely cared about Eugene but I think when they were young, they both... really weren't seeing the other for who he really was? (which then led Eugene to this idea that no one ever preferred "eugene" over his persona, which is like... i think part of it is that he tried really REALLY hard to make Flynn the best version of himself, who absolutely was not affected by all the things Eugene would care about. Flynn doesn't care about being an orphan etc etc - but then, as it's the persona he was presenting to the world, people believed these things about him. It's kinda a self-fulfilled prophecy, and the birthday thing is more or less the same in my head, because I can see him act as if he doesn't want one, and then feeling bad when people don't give him one. Vicious cycles and all that 😭)

Coming back to Lance and him, it's very understandable given their circumstances that their relationship wouldn't be the best tbh. They were both young and trying to survive with no support, at some point they got stuck in a deal with the Baron who exploited them, and all in all life had been fucking awful to them. It's difficult to be a good friend when you have absolutely no room to breath, and it's obvious to me that for all they loved each other, they weren't good friends to each other after a while. (NTLP shows us that their deal was to leave the other to get arrested if it ever came up, even in Corona while Frederic was being extremely hard on criminals so like... They were friends yes, but they weren't ride or die for each other, and i think ultimately they both knew that, and it tainted everything between them. And i mean... again, it's difficult to be there for someone else when being compassionate can get you killed, and it wasn't their fault as much as it was the fault of the system which makes orphans struggle to even feed themselves you know)

i just ghdjdkd please don't take this as me saying Lance was a bad friend in order to get my Eugene Angst™. In fact, canon gives us more evidence about Eugene being an asshole in general (NTLP again with him trying to double cross Lance), the problem being that canon also gives us a few sad orphan Eugene moments when it could never be afforded to do the same for Lance, and so it's difficult to gauge how exactly it affected him emotionally. This makes no sense I'm sorry it's like... I think they were both not so good friends to each other, because the situation they were in didn't allow them to be, and it contributed to Eugene feeling like no one ever cared about the real him, while it also fucked Lance up in some ways

But like, what's also great about this is that it makes them reconnecting more powerful for me? I think that, as adults, with the experiences they went through, they were able to recognise the ways they hadn't been there for each other before. It's like... when they met, and as they grew up, they weren't in a good enough place to have a healthy relationship, and it could have ended that way, but they got a second chance. And it was tough, but they rebuilt their friendship, on better foundations this time, and I think their connection is stronger now that it ever had been before, because they figured themselves out individually, and have enough stability and maturity to support each other

[sinkix]

Haikyuu!!│Boys going grocery shopping w/ you! HC’s│Ft. Bokuto, Nishinoya, Terushima, Kuroo & Kunimi

I had this late night idea and just HAD to follow through, the chaos would be O F F T H E C H A R T S. Thank you to @deathcab4daddy​ for helping me brainstorm some good characters for this post lmao I love you bby and can’t wait to do a collab. <3

E N J O Y ~ 

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

BOKUTO:

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOI PICKS UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD

 I FUCKING MEAN IT.

“(Y/N) we need this” 

“Bokuto we do not need a 7th jar of peanut butter.”

 “But (Y/N) it has a squirrel on the front-”

“BOKUTO I SWEAR TO GOD”

Tries to drift on the edge of the cart like something straight outta CSGO and the cart nearly obliterates under his weight.

V e r y l o u d u n e c c e s s a r i l y.

Everyone always stares at y’all when you’re going through the isles bc ur literally escorting a man-child sprawled in a shopping cart who’s going “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at everything he sees like he’s a toddler at the zoo who’s never encountered a chimpanzee before.

Unless you have a bottomless bank account do NOT take him shopping of any kind he is LETHAL.

When you’re at the check-out he turns it into a basketball competition and tries to launch everything perfectly on to the conveyor belt.

Volleyball player? Nah this sis with the NBA now.

Do not ask him to go get something, he will return with at least 9 items you didn’t need and everything BUT the item you requested

He turned up with a whole ass pineapple, a jar of jam, a stick of butter and a bottle of olive oil.

Like,,,where is the correlation in those items???

Once made the mistake of asking him to grab some pads from the hygiene section and specified it HAD to be with wings

Boy showed up ten minutes later and looking very confuzzled.

You questioned why he has a pack of wingless pads in one hand and a can of red bull in the other.

He said it’s because they didn’t have any with wings so he figured the Redbull would suffice and do the job for you.

i-

NISHINOYA:

Can literally fit him in the little cart seat made for kids and he LOVES it lmaoooo IT’S SO CUTE MY HEART.

HE JUST SWINGS HIS LEGS EXCITABLY WHILE YOUR GETTING STUFF AAAAAAA

Ppl give you such weird looks though bc you have a guy who’s at least 14 years older than the intended demographic sitting there and raising his hands in elation over you copping a cookie dough pie and chucking it in.

Again, another who is VERY LOUD FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

Get’s out of the cart after a while bc his legs be growing numb and begins roaming around.

Someone came back with a feral Noya in hand stating “Is this your child” WNDKJWEFNWJEF.

M’AM HE’S LIKE 18 EXCUSE YOU.

Was salty about it for the rest of the day.

Just ruffle his hair and call him Senpai 

Problem solved.

Picks up tons of exotic fruit that look more like plastic or fuzzy poisonous plants and begs you to get them.

“Noya what the fuck is that.”

“...a Pitaya.”

“...”

“Can we get it-”

“no.”

“(Y/N)-”

“I SAID NO DAMMIT”

Last time you bought some strange fruit he took it to practise and got Tanaka to spike it LMAOOO

IT SPLATTERED E V E R Y W H E R E

AND OVER DAICHI’S SHIRT.

He begged you to no longer allow Noya to purchase weird fruits from then on since he is like a child with a nerf gun.

He once picked up a phat wrinkly purple fruit and turned to you asking if it was an overgrown raisin.

“Noya sweetie that’s a Date.”

HE FULLY TSK’ED AND THREW IT BACK SINCE IT REMINDED HIM OF DATE TECH I CAN’T.

My boy out here defending Asahi even in the Grocery Isles.

We stan a loyal king.

TERUSHIMA:

Another one who tries to stand on the ledge and the cart wheels almost collapse because it wasn’t designed to hold the weight of a young adult.

Oh young adult??? Sorry I mean’t MAN CHILD.

He treats a shopping experience as a time to practise his aim apparently because he ALWAYS THROWS SHIT AT YOU TO THE POINT YOU’RE THREATENED TO BE KICKED OUT.

Definitely picks up phallic looking objects and places them against his crotch, snorting and saying “Like what you see (Y/N)?”

Homeboy is stood there in front of a wife and child presenting his cucumber appendage for the world to see.

He once grabbed a pair of fat ass melons and pressed them against his chest, shaking them and belting the lyrics to ‘My Milkshake’ while begging you to SQUEEZE HIS MELONS.

“Look (Y/N) they’re bigger than yours!”

I just- 

I give up.

Constantly tries to sneak mutli-packs of energy drinks into the cart to the point you’re convinced he is going to keel over from heart failure and kidney stones by the age of 20.

Has his airpods in 90% of the time and treats the isles as his personal dance floor.

He busting them MOVES and performing the MJ moonwalk while in the dairy section.

ONCE HE SLID TOO FAST AND SLIPPED ON HIS REAR IN FRONT OF LIKE 12 PEOPLE LMAOO

He was DEAD silent the rest of the trip.

Probably the most serene shopping experience you’ve had to date.

The checkout clerks occasionally hit on Mr. Sore-Ass over here.

Until he opens his mouth and they realise he’s a total dolt and question how you have the patience for him.

You don’t know either honestly.

The whole bagging experience is spent with them shooting you sympathetic glances as if to say ‘sis you shoulda’ left him at home’.

Yes, yes you should have.

Never a dull moment with Teru as your shopping partner.

KUROO:

LITERALLY LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN OR A TODDLER WHEN Y’ALL GO SHOPPING THERE IS NEVER AN EVEN MIDDLE-GROUND.

Frequently cracks lame-ass food puns or dad jokes that make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

You have competitions on who can come up with the most and the loser always faces a penalty.

Kuroo and creating penalties do NOT mix safely so you better hope you win.

“I love you a waffle lot.” 

Proceeds to hold up a wrapped waffle.

Ok that one was kinda cute you’ll let it slide.

“I ap-peach-iate you Kuroo.”

Cue HyenaLaugh.mp3

“Want a pizza me baby? Bitch peas, doughnut take me lightly.”

You changed your mind.

You didn’t talk to him the duration of that shopping experience, no penalty could be as horrifying as what just came out of his mouth.

“(Y/N)... sometimes I feel like you don’t carrot all.”

You slapped him with said carrot and obviously had to pay for it after.

You forced him to eat it raw.

He is the definition of Neutral disaster when you go shopping.

Shitty food puns aside, he is actually very responsible when making sure you both get what you need.

Not without tons of poking, prodding, and blowing into your ear while you’re trying to decide what ingredients to buy for dinner.

You contemplated serving him a plate of bubbling snot and moulded broccoli seasoned with rosemary.

Bone apple teeth, bitch.

Ofc you didn’t because he always pulls out the puppy eyes and cuddles card after since he knows he’s well and truly rattled your patience lmao.

Actually picks really healthy food options?? Being the captain of a team he has the responsibility of keeping his health in top condition and leading by example so at least he knows the right ingredients to make a bomb-ass and nutritious meal ig.

Y’all always bicker and tease each other at the checkout which is usually great amusement for the clerk serving you as they often smirk and perceive you as an old married couple.

Which tbh you kinda are, it feels like it at least.

Still such a big asshole though lmao you never leave the store without your sanity being scathed.

KUNIMI:

Honestly just wanted an excuse to make jokes at the expense of the Aoba Johsai teammates.

and what better candidate for cracking these than Kunimi.

He’s a very chill partner to have tag along with you on your endeavours.

Not without some grumbling and groaning on his part though, lazy bitch.

You always finish shopping trips with a busted lung at how much you have been laughing though with some of the SHADY ASS REMARKS HE MAKES ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM MATES.

You were outside the store when you both spotted an angry looking Doberman tied to a nearby post.

“Smh who let Kyotani outside again.”

You hadn’t even set foot in the store yet and he was already spitting flaming insults.

[Walking up to the automatic double doors]

“Damn Oikawa move out of my way.”

Oikawa just tryna live and he keeps getting roasted for his flat cheeks 

#StopOikawaAssShaming

Ten minutes of scouring the store later he picks up a spikey Kiwano and compares it to Iwaizumi’s hair.

Proceeds to beg you not to tell my boy Iwa because he KNOWS he will get decked to the gym floor.

Passers by often wonder why you’re wheezing and producing noises like a boiling kettle.

When I tell you no one is safe, I mean N O O N E.

“These Yule logs really out here looking like Matsukawa’s brows.”

The finisher was when Kunimi picked up a turnip and said 

“Huh, kinda looks like Kindaichi.”

I just-

He could roast a whole chicken in minutes from the burn of these comments I stg.

You can now never look at the Seijou team without various foods or inanimate objects plaguing your thoughts.

Thanks, Kunimi.

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! music idol au (karasuno ver.)

at long last here it is!! also most of this is based on my knowledge about kpop groups and the industry (as a kpop fan) but i made a lot of tweaks and i’m basically imagining this in a world where the kpop industry wasn’t so hard on its idols and churning out commodities. but yeah! this is going to be the first part of a series so stay tuned for more! also this is p long because i added hc’s for kiyoko and yachi >~<

okay so in my head karasuno (or KRSN im sorry im bad at coming up with names) is like one of those really large groups that hav sub-groups kinda like NCT

they're from a fairly small entertainment company called umm KS Entertainment (im sorry im bad at names hnghn pt. 2)

its headed by ukai who's also like a really awesome choreographer and takeda who's like YG if YG had an exact opposite really kind twin who actually values their idols

(sorry im really salty)

takeda is honestly the sweetest, he's responsible for scouting and judging auditions

he'll basically let anyone who appears to put their all in pass the audition

he also likes to take care of all the trainees and make sure ukai hasn't made them dance to death

production crew are: ennoshita, kinoshita, and narita

kinoshita's like responsible for planning the concepts for every comeback

sometimes he thinks of really wild ones and ukai's jus like whoa there lets tone it down a bit

narita tag-teams with kinoshita by being karasuno's amazing stylist

his favorite person to style is suga but dont tell anyone that

and lastly we have ennoshita who singlehandedly produces every track on every album

he's also a really good vocal coach

and he's very tired because he's the producer and he also has to deal with tanaka and noya knocking on his door every five minutes

subgroup (night) KRSN-N

consists of: daichi, suga, asahi, noya, and tanaka

ok so karasuno has basically two main types of concepts: night (which is more like rugged and bad boy) and day (which is more boy-next-door and sweet)

the night subgroup has like a very strong rap line consisting of daichi, noya, and tanaka while for vocals we have suga and asahi

daichi is their leader ofc

he, suga, and asahi were in the same batch of trainees and had to (survive) live with each other for quite a while

his rap skills are really consistent and he has really good flow. also tends to start off their songs

his dancing skills are also impressive and basically just a great all-around guy

he's also really stressed from managing his group members esp because they're all children

asahi is one of their only two vocalists but he also has some good skills with music production and likes to work with ennoshita

he has a really deep but mellow voice

really shy when it comes to being onstage and meeting fans but he has the sweetest smile

tanaka is part of their dance line because boy can he bust out the moves

doesn't mind performing without a shirt. kinoshita has styled with him just wearing a jacket most of the time

his stage presence is just woah

the kind of performer who'd really get up close and personal with cameras and also people's phones

everything about him screams bad boy except for when he's really sweet in fansigns

noya is like their lightning-fast rapper who always comes in during the bridge

takeda heard him rap for barely a minute and quickly signed him in

more often than not enters the stage while piggybacking tanaka or asahi

also an amazing dancer who does all the gravity defying flips and jumps

he was invited more than once to collab with other artists

he and tanaka are trainee buddies and were inseparable ever since they ran into each other naked in the shower room

now for suga

he's like main visuals also main vocals also main dancer

was talented ever since he sprouted from the womb

he actually didn't audition his mom posted a video of him covering 'euphoria' by jungkook which takeda happened to come across

his voice is very high and he often harmonizes with asahi during the chorus

also tends to be really affectionate with daichi onstage and everywhere basically

so many 'daisuga being karasuno's parents for 15 mins' videos

subgroup (day) KRSN - D

NOW WE HAVE THE CHILDREN CHILDREN

okay so these guys have been together since their trainee years and basically had to live in the same room

which was like chaotic because they were always fighting and only yamaguchi knew how to do laundry so everyone was trying to be his friend

until daichi and takeda gave them a little pep talk so they don't hate each other so much now

n e weigh

first up we have yamaguchi who is basically jus very boy-next-door and also the unofficial leader of the group

he has an amazing voice and can hit the highest notes and he has a tendency to wink at the cameras

main vocalist and visuals

his fans love him because he's just so sweet

sometimes daichi comes in to check on how he's doing and treats him to a meal

he likes to check on other members during live shows

looks stunning in white suits also the fans made a petition for him to grow out his hair and now his hair is long

he and tsukishima have both dreamed of becoming idols and auditioned together

tsukishima's the main (only) rapper of the group

my brain: hnGhh rapper tsukki nskdkssm

he had to work on his stage presence but when he finally Got It he is such a master at it

also had to work on his dancing because he looked like a wiggling beanpole at first

most of his lines are actually written by him esp because he didn't want to say anything that felt embarassing for him and ukai was like 'why dont u write ur songs then?' and he's like 'mAYBE I WILL'

hinata's our other main vocalist, also main visuals and main dancer

his voice is p ordinary but whats great about him is that he's able to keep it consistent while busting out the hardest moves

personally learned a lot of his dancing from noya and tanaka

also he's always in the center because he's short and he looks adorable

he can nail the high notes too btw

he's the kind of idol who has the most random and funniest videos on twitter

kageyama's like their genius maknae

he had been training for such a long time and he actually wanted to be booked for another entertainment company but was rejected (hmm i wonder which company this was ??)

but he was a fan after seeing suga practicing when he toured the company and decided to join KRSN

he's in the vocal line as well and also main dancer

his voice is a lot lower so he harmonizes with yamaguchi and hinata

he and hinata were very competitive when it came to dancing during their trainee days

but they balance each other out pretty well and like to choreograph dance breaks together

super shy around fans and fansigns

most of the pics of him have kageyama doing the peace sign because he's awkward af

KRSN as a whole

takeda and ukai really encourage all of them bonding together and taking breaks in between all the stress of practicing and performing

they all live in one big house and its really chaotic

very few people know how to cook and do laundry

also there is an average of 2 accidents per week

but they do get along when it comes to practicing for the next comeback, especially when the subgroups have to collab

ennoshita's studio is a mess of sticky notes and crumpled up paper with probs asahi, daichi, tsukishima, and ennoshita napping on a couch

suga loves being able to train hinata and yamaguchi with vocals and they have a project of covering a new song every week for the fans

tanaka, noya, kageyama and hinata also spend a lot of time in the dance studio

whenever there's a new song they like to come up with movements to add to the choreography

after a really hard day of dancing they end up falling asleep in the studio and waking up to take-out courtesy of takeda

photoshoots and styling sessions take forever since there are so many of them but also its a good time for the members to get some sleep

but kinoshita and narita do not but in the end its all worth it when they see the photos and the reactions from the fans

their music and performances are very varied since they like to show that they're versatile as much as they can

they don't really prioritize being precise and flawless, more on channeling the emotion of their songs and power in their dances

no two performances of the same song are ever the same 

KIYOKO

okay so takeda also had this genius idea of bringing out solo acts and after another round of auditions, kiyoko caught his eye

she's a bit older with idol training and recently left the group she was supposed to debut with because the company didn't treat them right

my girl kiyoko knows her rights

she's basically an all-around talent: good at singing, dancing, rapping, and visuals

takeda knew he would be dumb to overlook her and even though they've mostly been producing boy bands, maybe they'll have success with a solo female idol

kiyoko was very clear abt wanting to have more control over how she was going to be presented and also wanted the opportunity to write her own songs

and takeda and ukai were jus like well yeah duh, that's why we scouted you

kiyoko was like an immediate success

her style is def very sassy and sexy, especially with her dancing ability

kind of like Chungha or Hwasa

but her fans also like her more melancholic and deep songs that are accompanied by her piano playing

she's also super confident and loves to use her platform to empower women

sometimes she does get together with the KRSN members

she collabs pretty often with suga esp when it comes to dance covers and performances

the day she asked tanaka and noya to be back-up rappers for one of her songs was the happiest moment of their lives

kiyoko's a fucking queen

HITOKA

because i wrote hc's for kiyoko i have to make one for yachi too

she's quite interesting because yachi joined like one of those idol training shows and kiyoko happened to be a guest judge

watching yachi sing made her sense some sort of potential so kiyoko being the bad ass bitch she is convinced takeda and ukai to work with her

yachi almost died hearing that Queen Kiyoko thought she had potential

her first years training to be an idol were really tough on her, esp since she was aiming to be a solo act

but she spent a lot of time training with the KRSN - D group and they really helped boost her confidence

everyone in KRSN and kiyoko asked their fans on twitter to support her when yachi's first album dropped

yachi's music is super mellow and light and she has a very sweet, high voice

comeback stages and music video shootings are pretty scary for her but she really shines in live, studio sessions

also knows how to play guitar

writes her own songs !!!

during her first fan meeting she prepared a bunch of presents for her fans and was scared that no one would come but a whole bunch of people did and she was so happy she almost cried

haikyuu!! music idol au series: karasuno vers., seijoh and shiratorizawa vers., nekoma and fukurodani vers.

[atimefordragons]

Get to know me tag game

thanks for the tag lovely @queen-of-salt-and-fury! 

Nicknames: lol, I mean, my fake internet name is basically a nickname, also “C”, all the broski, brosauce, etc variations me and my bestie use, speaking of, could also consider Elsa a nickname, or Cristina, because we are stone cold adults to refer to each other as our respective personality double in favourite duos (Elsa and Anna, and Meredith and Cristina) - yeah, we know we are fucking lame. My sister calls me “Titly”, which means butterfly, you may now also refer to me as Your Majesty, because I bought Elsa’s crown as a birthday gift for myself and gave myself a coronation, thereby legally making me Arendelle’s Queen. This is how it works now right? Declaring something online immediately makes it true. 

Real name: Clara, lol, it’s not, it’s just what I’ve been using online for nearly a decade or so now, so what’s the point? But my real middle name is “Taika”, which is a name I share with Taika Waititi, which is cool. 

Zodiac: Scorpio 

Favourite Musicians / Band: Taylor Swift, Dima Bilan, Sergey Lazarev, Anime OST (deep into Code Geass and Bleash OST atm, god they were iconic), OST in general, KAZKA (thank you again so much @pulltheskydown for introducing me to her), Alma, Amir, Rihanna, Polina Gagarina, been in a Britney mood the last few weeks. Idk, I just have music I like, and music I don’t like, and some people I am very thirsty for. Also, also, literally any song from any Shahrukh Khan movie. I always was, still am, and always will be, one of those SRK loving bitches. The man is ICONIC. 

Do I get asks?: Once in a blue moon. 

Favourite sports team: I support the national teams ‘cause Go Canada Go or whatever. Also more invested in the Raptors than I ever thought I’d be, but hey, them winning the NBA last year gave me more serotonin than I ever thought boring sports could give me. It’s still so boring, but I do follow the scores when they appear on CP24 (local news channel), feels good when your city’s teams win. Guess that means by default I also support the Blue Jays and the Maple Leafs, but whatever. 

Other blogs: lol, you are talking to the Queen of Too Many blogs right here. My first ever main was @livesinabluebox (which has gone through a few url changes, namely melanin-monster and moonrxvenge, but it’s 2012 again so I switched back to my og url), I’m trying to clear out all my likes so I’m still posting there, but trying to move to my new main over @moonrxvenge. And I also have 600 million sideblogs for characters and roleplays and resources and whatever. I have so many that I need to keep a masterlist, and yes, it is HELLA out of date. (I still say hella)

Tumblr Crushes: meh, I never really befriended people on tumblr until much more recently, and like all those people are friends I made elsewhere, ie polyvore (I shy, tumblr scary and got far too many stupid peoples opinions). 

Obvs, shoutouts to my loves @kzombi3 / @thots4daze @themadmonarchist @celestialfairies @alittlebitluna @eternalsailorstar @ayzrules @themonsterslut @turquoisesiren @pulltheskydown 

some tumblr people who are v cool and maybe I say things or just do that whole “senpai notice me” lowkey stalking from my main, main: @queen-of-salt-and-fury @daenerys-targaryen  @salty-sailors-unite​ @wellstartled​ and loads of others I’m probably forgetting rn

Lucky numbers: as a kid I considered 7 and 13 lucky, also 735 or something like that for islam reasons I forgot, but I don’t have any now. I think it’s all bull. 

What am I wearing: blue pajamas. my shirt says “happy monday - said nobody ever”, it is thursday. 

Dream holiday: Russia and Japan are definitely my number ones, all the historical places like the Winter Palace and Himeji Castle, and the cities.

Dream car: Tesla, it was a blue Model S, but that was 5 years ago (4? 3? idk, a time ago) and I’m sure there are newer models now that I am too lazy look up

Favourite food: Macarons

Drink of choice: Tim Hortons Ice Coffee with a shot of caramel

Instruments: I technically played the flute for a year (maybe three) in middle school music class, but it was mandated and I don’t remember. I could play the beginning of To Love’s End from Inuyasha back then, but not now. I can play the main tune, like just the first few notes, of Kuch Kuch Hota Hai’s main theme on the piano, but I just memorized the keys. Idk the actual notes. F or G or E I guess? Idk. 

Languages: English, Bengali, Hindi, Urdu, technically French, but I didn’t really retain anything from it, like I can read French, but got little to no idea what I’m saying. Straight up surprised when I do understand. I think it’s in there, but barely. Also supposed to be able to speak Arabic, but retained less of that than French. 

Celebrity crushes: Chris Evans, Jenna Coleman, SRK (lol, since I was born probably), Kajol, Bruna Marquezine, Yuki Kimisawa, and loads of others. I’m a hoe for the fictional and the theoretical, what can I say?  

Random facts: Buying notebooks and using them are two entirely different hobbies, and, okay, this isn’t like interesting in the least but I am OBSESSING over the drama that went down between Salman Khan and Zayn over his cover of Allah Duhai Hai - yeah, I know I’m 2 years late to this, but whatever, no fucking told me about it and I can’t find any definitive information and I’m going crazy! Please, someone explain what happened 'cause I am dying!!! I need to know!! (also, salman fans don’t interact, vo kuni hai yaar, tu phagal hai kya?) 

I’ll tag: all of you lovelies  @kzombi3 / @thots4daze @themadmonarchist @celestialfairies @alittlebitluna @eternalsailorstar @ayzrules @themonsterslut @turquoisesiren @pulltheskydown @queen-of-salt-and-fury @daenerys-targaryen @salty-sailors-unite​​ @wellstartled​ + whoever else wants to do it (and ofc tag me and befriend me, I am but a thirsty ass hoe for friendship) 

[mxnyxxngx]

GET TO KNOW ME TAG :)

I WAS TAGGED BY THE SWEET @smittenbyschmidt LIKE 9438798796 YEARS AGO ?? IM SO SO. SO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE AND THANKS FOR TAGGING ME !!! AHHHHHHAHAHAAHAH

1. nickname: jen !!! :)

2. gender: female

3. star sign: virgo hohoho (also an enfp gryffindor if u were wondering) (u probably werent but still lmaoo)

4. height: 165 cm aka just barely 5’5 rip

5. time: 5:23 pm

6. birthday: september 13th !!! a late late late summer baby

7. favorite bands (non kpop): oh no im not sure i have any ?? i used to listen to a whole bunch tho, like one direction, big time rush, 5sos, onerepublic, imagine dragons, panic at the disco (somewhat)

8. favourite solo artist: my favorite korean solo artist has to be dean hes a literal king dear god as for non korean ive recently been listening to a lot of borns and troye sivan :’) blackbear too !!! his songs are my exact aesthetic tbh

9. song stuck in my head: without you by nct u (im listening to it rn LMAOO)

10. last movie watched: legally? black panther WHICH IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR BTW I FUCKING LOVE IT TO BITS illegally? drive me crazy bc im lowkey a sucker for sappy cliche 90s romcoms :’)

11. last show watched: i have no clue ?? actually ??? i dont watch a lot of tv so i hope seventeens weekly idol counts ??? or nct vlives ???? LOOOOOL

12. when did i create my blog: november 2014 i think !!

13. what do i post: id say about 80% is kpop (40% bts 20% nct 15% seventeen 5% other) and the rest is either memes or aesthetic posts LMAOOO

14. last thing i googled: nyc weather (theres a snowstorm today omfg and school was cancelled ?? which makes today my first proper snow day ever ??? im such a california kid)

15. do you have other blogs: not active ones but i have a couple saved urls up my sleeve ;)

16. do you get asks: ,,, not really LMAO occasionally i used to but my inbox has been pretty dead for a while

17. why did you choose your url: its just min yoongi with the vowels replaced with xs and honestly ??? i have no clue how i thought of that or why but i thought it was sooooo cool and smart at the time LOOOL im not mad at it tho tbh i love it even though it gives me a bit of trouble w url tag games LMAO

18. following: 1219 blogs which ?? i honestly dk if thats a lot or a little

19. followers: i just recently hit 204 followers !!! which btw thank you guys ??? sm ???? i love you all ??????

20. favorite color (s): PEACH and RED and GOLD (my gryffindor ass is showing) and hmm black maybe :)

21. average hours of sleep: hoooo boy LOOOOL it really depends on the day but probably about 6 ?? even tho im the sleepiest girl u will ever meet ??? my sleep schedule is FUCKED LOOOOL

22. lucky number: 7 !! its cliche but i dont care lmao

23. instruments: i used to play piano and the flute but i pretty much havent touched either instrument since college started :((

24. what am i wearing: my bigass kevin woo love more hoodie and thigh highs and uhhh a bra and underwear i guess ??? LOOOL

25. how many blankets do i sleep with: two !!! although tbh im not sure why ?? i feel like i prefer only using a comforter ???? wtf @ me

26. dream job: oh wooooow uhhhh … a music producer

27. dream trip: south korea is the obvious answer i feel like but i have been missing la so fucking much these past couple of weeks so definitely there ugh

28. favorite food: im a hoe for kbbq tbh or any kind of meat/korean food in general actually !! i also reaaaally like spicy foods :’) so hot cheetos are my favorite snack tbh pizza and in n out are both soooo good too tbh in general i prefer salty things over sweet things but i WILL eat anything peach flavored straight up i kid u not it is my favorite flavor/color/smell in the entire world I LOVE PEACHES OK

29. nationality: american born chinese (first gen) but i took like a dna test a while ago and ?? apparently im like 10-12% finnish ??? which ,,, idk LMAOO

30. favorite song now: currently its any title song by nct tbh ?? go and boss and touch and baby dont stop have been on repeat since they came out

other korean song recs: dinner by jane jang and suho; jewel box AND thousand times (an ost and it made me cry tbh) by samuel (listen ,,,,,, the boy is so talented ,,,,, pls support him ,,,, i lov him w my whole heart); some and galaxy by bolbbalgan4; i promise you/ipu by wanna one (its so good slkgslkgdlkh ahhh i didnt like it THAT much at first but it really grew on me)

some english song recs: strawberries and cigarettes by troye sivan; helplessly by tatiana manaois; dirty laundry by blackbear !!! :)

i tag @sasha092398​ bc ofc i am ??? and @byeulbitch​ and @ashweeeeeh​ heheheh :’)

[koutaroulogy]

oml thank yew for the tag ae my lil shart <333 most of it is under the cut to not make this post long hehe

favorite time of the year: in my country, half the year is summer while the other half is summer but 15° less hotter. the less hotter half of the year is my favorite because i have an excuse to wear pajamas to the mall nearby lol.

comfort food: if it makes me full, it's soup. as long as it isn't soicy or too bland or too salty, i can guzzle up a lot in one go. if it's a snack, it's definitely cookies and cream chocolate. you cannot unconvince me. cookie and cream reign superiority over this blog.

favorite drink: i love to drink bokuto's cum milk tea with boba pearls. if ur the one who made it and ur seeing this rn i love you and i'm about to ask you to step on me.

current favorite song: i'm stuck between fairy of shampoo by dosii or feel my rhythm by red velvet, but i'm very much obssessed with both.

do you collect something: books and stationary, like i have a big ass bookshelf at home lol

favorite song: diamond city lights by lazulight ofc psycho by red velvet is an absolute bop. i think i may have memorized the whole choreo just by listening so many times hehe

tagging: @xianeoz @getoswhore @xoatsumu @p-antomime @astrox @kentoangel + anyone else hehe <333

Tag Game Q&A

tagged by: @mendipite (it’s blown my mind since like last month that you even realize i exist, eep! so i appreciate the tag!)

favorite time of the year: september-december. i love the chilly seasons despite being born in the heart of summer. plus all my favorite holidays are there and it’s when all my favorite treats taste the best! speaking of which–

comfort food: this is probably weird but if i had to choose a comfort food that isn’t a sweet i’d probably choose crab (specifically crab legs). feeling depressed? time to hit up my favorite seafood deli and order a couple pounds of crab legs, steamed with nothing on them. then i’ll go home and whip together a butter based lemon garlic sauce. aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! if not that, some pasta with a cream based sauce!

favorite drink: black coffee because i’m a middle aged dad at heart

current favorite song: according to spotify since like mid-2021, midnight cruisin by kingo hamada. it’s one of my OCs’ favorite song and i listen as a reminder that i abandoned that project (and also??? it’s an actual bop)

do you collect something: WIPs lol. no, i’m fine. really. x_x

favorite song: this is so hard and i don’t wanna upset all of my other favorite songs by choosing just one because what if they decide to revolt and stop giving me the warm fuzzies in retaliation? 🥺

tagging in no particular order (hope yall don’t mind): @skygayzer, @epicfallenismine, @dead-little-robin, @harveydentures, @monirei, @alinktoana, @blue-eyed-giant, @partylikemajima, @chaoszonenate & @nyfabee

[presumenothing]

2017: (fic) year in review

so i wrote a lot of stuff this year?? like, nearly 70k kind of many, or so ao3 tells me. some of that was finishing up old fic ofc (which, yay!) but the overwhelming majority of it is new fic written from scratch this year. and that’s just the stuff that made it to posting.

for context, that is literally almost half of my total wordcount ever on ao3. which, holy cripes? what even.

i feel like that deserves A Moment, so i’m gonna take a moment on this trashfire blog to contemplate this thing that happened.

but before that i’d like to appreciate™ the following people:

everyone who reblogged/commented/inboxed me about my fics, your words are the renewable fuel of this fire (and i do read every last one of your tags and reviews!! more than once, probably)

everyone who sent in prompts and fic ideas, your rampant infestation of plot bunnies (is that a word we still use nowadays?) has pushed me to write things i never thought i would and that’s super cool tbh

tumblr friends both new and old (@ninthfeather, @swingingrobin, @mintchocolateleaves, and of course angelicsentinel!) for letting me scream into ridiculously tiny chatboxes and bounce ideas everywhere, you guys make this hellscape of a site actually enjoyable

and of course everyone in the discord, especially @aonomiki​ and @deductionfreak​, without whom a good fraction of said fic would literally not have existed! joining the trash hakuba club is probably the least trash decision i’ve made all year tbh

seriously, fic writing doesn’t happen in a vacuum, i appreciate y’all lots

ok uh more dumb thoughts under the cut:

anyway!! i do honestly feel like i’ve improved as a writer over this year – i don’t know if there was any tangible change in output because i’m an overjudgey git, but at least from a writing perspective i think i’ve stopped second-guessing myself as much, especially when handling character moments and interactions, which is a good thing in my book.

i didn’t write everything i (vaguely) planned to write this year, but i also wrote a ton of stuff that i wasn’t expecting to – and definitely stuff that i wouldn’t have been confident writing even two years ago. 

for starters, 2015!me would not have written the nagano fics (too much character focus!!) or the marvel au (too much divergence from canon!! characterisation how 0/10), but i’m glad that both fic series happened, and i’m glad that i’m in a place now that i’m comfortable writing them

on a related point, something i was kinda sorta trying to do this year is stop being ridiculously self-conscious about literally every single darned thing i post – both in the sense of posting whatever i want to, and not editing the stuffing out of every last word. first part went great, second part not so much, although i’ve at least reduced editing time from “ridiculous” to “still somewhat excessive” on most of my fics. progress!

...that was not actually a sarcastic statement. please excuse my salty ass.

tl;dr – i’m just. really happy with a lot of the stuff i wrote this year asd;lfkjasdf

[my-emotional-self]

Let Me Protect You Part 2/Chapter 5

Pairings: Chris Evans x OFC Emilia

Word Count: 1,748

Warnings: Swearing, Feelings of Worthlessness, Mild Smut (road head)

Rating: R (Mature)

Summary: Now that Chris and Emilia have established their relationship, she moves into his house after her brother decides to live in New York. Emilia is in bliss, thinking maybe her life will finally be at peace.  But are things always that easy in Emilia’s life?

 A week later you found yourself in the passenger side of Chris’ car, Chris with a giddy ass grin on his face as he drove you two to Disneyland.  “You are such a dork” you said to him with a smile, Disney songs blasting through the speakers as he drove.

He turned his head to face you; “You love me and you know it,” came his reply, a boyish grin on his face.  

You couldn’t help but laugh, loving the way he was so excited over this.  Turning your head, you stared out the window, your thoughts wandering about your head.  It had been a rather good week since your moody episode; nothing else triggered you which you were thankful for.  

Naturally, Eric called you the day after your melodramatic scene, trying to get information out of you. He asked if you were still taking your meds and you lied, saying you were.  You didn’t think he believed you, but he didn’t press it anymore.  Of course you wanted to tell Chris that you stopped taking your medications, but it worried you.  You were scared that he would give you an ultimatum; either go back on your medications, or he would break up with you, so you decided on not telling him, at least for a little while.  

Chris also got last minute news about going to Louisiana for Wizard World Comic Con with the rest of the Avengers cast, and it just so happens to be the day of Charlie’s trial and hearing.  He told you he would back out of it, that he would stay home for you, but you refused to let him.  He loved his fans and you didn’t want him to disappoint them.  You told him you would probably not even bother going to the hearing anyways.  

Chris pulled into the parking lot at Disneyworld and you sighed in relief, happy that you two decided to go in the middle of the week so it wasn’t too terribly busy.  With Chris’ “disguise” on, you walked to the gates and entered.  

You had never been to Disneyland or Disneyworld before, so you were a little bit excited to go on some rides.  “Can I get some Mickey Mouse ears?” you asked Chris in a playful tone, your bottom lip jutting out to fake pout.  His eyes widened, “Are you pouting right now?” he asked his tone playful.  You batted your eyelashes at him causing a bark of laughter to leave his throat.  “Come here” he told you as he wrapped his arms around your shoulders. “We can do anything you want here today beautiful.”  You gave him a luscious grin before his lips captured yours.  The sweet and tender kiss made your toes curl, feeling the love being poured from him to you.  

As Chris had been to Disneyland numerous times, you forgo getting a tour, as Chris was your personal tour guide.  He knew everywhere to go, everything to see, and he was damn proud of that.  Once you got your Mickey Mouse ears in place, he showed you to his favorite place to eat where you got some brunch.  Naturally, you had to get the Mickey Mouse pancakes and boy were they delicious.  

You noticed a little boy at the table next to yours wearing a Captain America outfit and you couldn’t help the smile that reached your face when he recognized Chris.  He got off his chair and ambled over to Chris, “Umm, excuse me, but are you really Captain America?” the little boy asked shyly.  You bit your lower lip, trying to not smile too big as you watched Chris interact with not only a fan, but a little kid, for the first time ever.  It seemed so natural to him, so easy, and your heart fluttered at the way he spoke to this little boy.  

The little boy’s mother came over to apologize, but Chris reassured her it was alright; he even took a picture with him and autographed his shield for him.  You finished your brunch and continued on your way.  

With Chris’ hand in yours, you kept glancing up to him, giving him little smirks.  “What’s with the cutesy looks babe?” Chris asked you with a smile of his own.  You shrugged at him, “I just really love you, that’s all” you retorted.  His always contagious grin came about his face as he squeezed your hand, “Well good, because I really love you too Ems.”

He took you on all the best rides and your throat was hoarse from all the screaming you were doing. You loved rides to no avail, the thrill and the butterflies in your stomach was the best feeling at a theme park. Chris also took you to the shops along Main Street USA.  You ended up buying some souvenirs for your brother and dad that you knew they would love. You also bought yourself your own keychain with your name on one side, and Disneyland scrawled out on the other side.

As the two of you walked along the day, you came to the conclusion that Chris being here was no longer a secret.  You saw people trying to not so discreetly take photos of you two.  Mentally sighing in your head, you tried to not let it get to you; of course it was bound to happen.  After your trip to Boston, anyone and everyone wanted to get pictures of Chris Evans and his new girlfriend.  You felt your face heat up, worried about the way you looked and what the articles would say tomorrow when the photos got out.  

Chris felt you tense immediately.  He let go of your hand and instead wrapped his arm around your shoulder, pulling him to you.  “Just ignore them Ems.  It’s just you and I today alright?  Pretend they aren’t even here” he told you softly; your shoulders easing a bit of tension.

The rest of the afternoon and evening at the park went by as smoothly as it could possibly go.  Chris asked if you wanted to stay for the fireworks and of course you said yes.  You had heard it was one of the best parts about coming here.  

The two of you found a nice quiet place away from everyone in the grass.  Chris sat down, his legs spread apart so you could sit in front of him, your back to his chest.  His arms wrapped around you lovingly as his chin rested on your shoulder.  “Thank you for this Ems.  I had a great time” he buzzed into your ear.  Turning your head to face him, you quickly pecked him on his lips, “Thank you for being my tour guide yet again.  I enjoyed it.”

The fireworks were phenomenal; you had never witnessed such a grand show before.  The colors, the shapes and patterns, you were awe struck by them.  Chris kept chuckling at your priceless reactions to them, and you felt like a little kid again.  

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Driving back from Disneyland, you got a sudden thought in your head.  Pictures and articles would probably be posted on the internet tomorrow. Chris always told you to ignore them as they wrote what they wanted to, and most of the time it wasn’t true at all. But it still made you worried. What if Chris read the articles and read the comments.  You knew the comments from fans wouldn’t be too particularly pleasant.  What if he left you because his fans were mad about him dating you?  You had to show him being with you was worth it.

Your hand slid over the console and touched his thigh lightly, his body jolted at first, startled from your touch.  “I had so much fun today Chris” you said in your most seductive voice as your hand went higher up his thigh.  “I’m glad you did sweetheart” he replied, his tone warm.  Leaning over even more, you nipped at his neck softly, tracing your tongue over the mark.  Through his pants, you could feel him getting harder by the second as your tongue trailed along his neck, finding his sweet spot and latching on.  

He growled as your hand started to unbuckle his belt.  “What are you doing Emilia?” his sinful voice echoed in your ears causing you to drip with arousal.  You clenched your thighs together; putting pressure on your clit as you finally unzipped his pants.  “Having a little fun” you stated nonchalantly.  

Reaching into his boxers, you pulled his fully erect cock out and pumped him a few times.  “Are you going to be able to concentrate on the road?” you asked as you teased his tip with your thumb.  “Fucking hell” he quickly groaned, “Yes baby.”

It was all you needed to hear before you tongue swiped over his tip, his salty pre-cum invading your mouth. You teased him mercilessly with your tongue before finally taking him into your mouth, as low as you could manage; your right hand at his base where you couldn’t reach.  One of his hands left the steering wheel to grasp your hair; giving you an idea.  “Use me Chris, set your own pace” you declared before taking him into your mouth again.  

Chris didn’t have to be told twice as his fingers bundled into your hair, using it to push your head down and pull it back up.  You knew he was going easy on you, not making you deep throat him or anything and you loved that about him.  You just wanted him to be in control of this situation.  

You hollowed out your cheeks and used your hand to pump him where your mouth couldn’t take him.  His loud breathy moans filling up the car. “Shit, I’m close baby” he panted out. Thankful for his warning, you moaned around his cock and it had him coming instantly; his seed filling your mouth and coating down your throat.  

You placed his member back into his boxers and situated into your seat, cleaning off your mouth. Looking over at Chris, you gave him a wink as he just chuckled and shook his head.  “What was that for?  Not that I’m complaining or anything!”  

“I just wanted to show you how much I love you” you replied sheepishly.  He took your hand in his, putting it to his lips to give it a kiss.  Moving your head to look out the window, you hoped it was enough, that you were enough for him.

Tag List: @iamwarrenspeace @ssweet-empowerment @always-an-evans-addict @patzammit @tacohead13 @littlemissacorn @white-chocolate-mocha-fan @potterhead1265 @miss-cap21 @valentinesbird @thedoctorscamanion

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here's your chance to spread some love! tag your top ten mutuals and name a few things you adore about them! 💓✨

here’s your chance to spread some love! tag your top five mutuals and name a few things you adore about them! 💓✨

better late than never to do this amirite?? ehe, well i’m in a pretty soft mood today - my mental state’s on the fritz but what’s new?? might as well just do something kind since i’ve been contemplative a lot lately! 

@jungnoir: hi my virgo bb who also loves to cause me grief, lemme just say that you’re honestly one of the sweetest and funniest girls i know, whether that’s in your fics or in chat. your writing style is so refreshingly your own and i know you wish you received more recognition for it (and i definitely do too) so just know that no matter what you’ll always hear screeching from me!!!

@yongceo: min bean! you’re always so kind and caring towards me. you have a1 posts and your love for woo is astronomical. thank you for always being your soft, kind self to me because that always helps get me through my day! 

@wonhopes: lmao THERE ARE MANY THINGS I’D SAY ABT YOU (and ofc they’re all good ‘cuz petty and salty as i am, ily a lot but you didn’t hear that from me). i adore how funny you are, girl. whenever you have something new to tell me i’m literally ready to bust out into laughter bc you’re so unabashed and unbothered and i fucking love it ok. keep loving ass and get that good d. 

@workofteaguk: TRACI

@taechubs: GRANNY!

@tendershepherd / @ralph-mountainlodge: my writing fairy godmother! a helpful and wonderful gal who is super kind and wonderful to chat with whether it’s about stories or just life in general (even if life is kinda meh rn). the point is you’re a very down to earth chickadee and i think anyone should bless themselves and read your stuff and chat with ya!!!!

@bodybcg / @trcgger: i can’t believe i haven’t mentioned you before! we talk quite often and you’re just an absolute sweet pea and i always enjoy talking to you and scrolling through your blog for the tags. i’m really glad we started talking and i hope we continue to do so!

@gukyi: bb! ok can i just say that you are so sweet and kind and a real trip? i love how easily and casually we can talk with one another! and i also love your stories! (don’t worry i’m slowly reading more and more ok!) i especially love your response to your most recent story (the fiye sequel) bc i think it’s so inspirational that you drew real life elements and conceptualized it into a story without losing that real life essence. when i read that i was completely starstruck so kudos

@guktwt: MARA BB!!!!! i’m sorry i still haven’t read the second part to your jk fic but i promise i will soon! i just wanted to say that your aesthetic is adorable, your writing is fantastic, and you are a grade A cutie!! good luck in school and ily

@1honeypot: we don’t talk but that’s ok!!! i just wanted to say that i completely adore your aesthetic and your personality. even though it’s the internet and posts  can only express so much of who we are, i always feel like i see yours pushing through. you’re really funny and you have great ass taste in dudes i.e park jimin (yes plz) & ming^2 from svt like dude i think we’d be fantastic friends but i’m too damn shy sometimes kjdshfsjdkh anyway anyway, everything about you is super great and keep strong!!!!! 

i’ll add on an additional five bc why tf not! 

@hyungjooki: you’re always so upfront and kind and i love that about you, lei. i appreciate that you don’t beat around the bush and that we can talk so easily together! i love that you’re a multifandom blog also ‘cuz that is the mf struggle hands down! 

@jinkimon: fari!!!!!!!! your fics are divine and you are as sweet as caramel i swear! i hope everyone else gives what you write a read bc it is pure gold especially with you and you’re girl group activism ok bc they deserve all the credit and acknowledge in the world.

@choco-seventeen: choco! your blog is literally the flippin’ cutest and your writing is so pretty. whenever i need svt inspo, i truly do look to you and i sincerely thank you for always being so kind to your followers!

@inktae: we don’t talk as much though i hope that changes soon! i  just wanted to say that you’re a very kind person that i often find myself striving to be like, both in just everyday life and in writing. you’re truly a gift, mari

@jiminniemouse: your blog is on point, girl. your aesthetic, your jikook lovin’ posts + monsta x + nct (like hell yeah, multifandom life!!), and your writing! honestly i remember reading your stuff a whole summer ago and getting dragged even deeper into the bts fandom. thank you, seriously! it’s still nuts to me that i’m mutuals with you and amanda when i used to stay up late at night reading all those glorious stories.

[youngjaes-arch]

okay, since a few of you have asked i’m going to post what happened to me at the meet!!! it’ll be long so it’s under the cut ~ i’m going to tag y’all right here tho!

@slay-bum (bitcH every time i saw jackwang I thought of your ass bye), @back2u and @frostbittemyheart idk why i can’t @ you properly 

omg i hope a lot of you see them live and can experience the same happiness i have tonight~

FIRST I WENT TO THE FASHION OUTLET TO HANGOUT AND MAYBE RUN INTO GOT7 AND THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN BUT WHEN I GOT BACK MY MOM AND I GOT READY TO HEAD OUT AND WHEN WE DID IT WAS COLD AS HELL AND WOW I HATE, but after a while @namsjuhyuk and her sweetest friend @isabellac127 came and got in line with me and my mom and istg i love them so much (if you’re reading this hi i love you i hope you got my ugly quality bambam and yugyeom pictures and videos :’))) i tried to keep y’all in mind), after waiting in line and talking, 6:00 finally came around and we got in pretty quickly. When getting inside the venue we found our seats easily and sat down to wait! 

LOOK AT US I LOVE US I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH YOU TWO AND I HOPE WE CAN SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN SOON !!!!!!!

When the boys came on iT WENT CRAZY LIKE THE FLOOR WAS SHAKING AND I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE BUT IM OKAY, IM BARELY ALIVE RN TYPING THIS THO... anyway, after a bit I was determined to get waves from as many of them as I could! It wasn’t too far into the meet and I was waving at Jinyoung, when he smiled at me and waved back... believe me, at first I was like... “wow, he gonna wave at everyone BUT me???” and then my mom smacks me and goes “HE WAVED AT YOU!!” so like damn thanks Jinyoung!!! A while after that I was looking around again, to see if anyone was looking my way, and again, Jinyoung was! I smiled and waved and he laughed and waved at me again, he probably got tired of me trying so hard bc me too Jinyoung...

Halfway through the meet, I was standing partly in the aisle and by my seat, not far enough in the aisle that I’d get in trouble, but enough to stand out. I looked up from where I was standing and saw BamBam looking at me... idk why but I got super awkward and gave him like a super shy wave and he just smiled at me and waved back, I got embARRESSED and looked down and just smiled and when I looked back up he was still looking at me smiling and giggling and he waved at me again and like ofc i waved back wow.

Okay,,,,,,,, low key I’m disappointed in Yugyeom and Youngjae... they BOTH looked at me when I waved at them and they just.... ignored me, it happened more than once so I promise I’m not like “OPPA IGNORED ME !!!!!11!!1131!” even people next to me were like “he’s looking at you !!” They did smile though, so I’M NOT GONNA COMPLAIN IM SIODFJAS. Jaebum seemed a bit tired and istg I wanted to fight someone because he was having so much fun, but he just acted out of it and he was looking at people, but not really looking at anyone... idk I just want to hold him....

When it got to the Home Run encore, I got as close to the stage as I could and bITCH !!!! Jinyoung almost took my phone, but he looked at me and just reached passed me and grabbed another person’s :’)))) he literally looked me in the eye while taking someone else’s phone ! but ya know what, he was so close to me that if I wanted to I could’ve kissed him. A bit after that, Jackson was walking around in my direction and he kind of looked at me and the people around me and looked back over at me and pointed at me and then some other people and istg I died. IM HIGH KEY MAD BC THE SAME PERSON THAT GOT THEIR PHONE PICKED BY JINYOUNG GOT JACKSON’S TOWEL AND THEY WERE STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME LIKE ON TOP OF ME AND TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO BE SALTY BECAUSE IM SO GRATEFUL I WAS EVEN ABLE TO GO OMG OKAY, MOVING ON TO WHAT REALLY MATTERS!!! PHOTO OP~

Alright, so ..... when i got up on stage the last two were Mark and Jinyoung and I thought I was going to sit in Jinyoung’s section, which I would’ve been perfectly content with, but I ended up being the second person in Mark’s section. As soon as I sat my ass in the chair I turned around and looked at Mark and he did his cute little face scrunch smile and I ignored it as best I could and said to him “I really just want to tell you I love you a lot,” he just blushed and smiled and bowed saying thank you very timidly, but no I wasn’t done, I shook my head and laughed a little before I told him “no, you don’t understand. You’re legitimately a very important person to me and you mean the world to me, I love you a lot.” He seemed very shocked and flustered, he bowed again and smiled so wide I thought I was going to pass out before saying “Thank you, I love you too” in the world’s quietest voice. AND THEN JINYOUNG - this bitch - walked up to me, and since I was turned in the chair, my hand was on the top of it, and he grabbed my hand and smiled his dAMN SMILE and said “Thank you! Thank you!” and I swear to god I didn’t know what to do because,,,,, did Park Jinyoung just.... try to steal me from Mark ??? I was so in shock that I automatically squeeze his hand and I’m yelling at him “Jinyoung!!! I love you too, Jinyoung! I love you!” and he just smiled and laughed bc it was time for the picture and he just held my hand during the picture even though I wasn’t in his section omg. Also, my mom wAS in his section and she said he put his arm around her and idk like.... pls don’t try to flirt with my momma when you’re holding my hand.. :’)))

AND THEN (ya there’s more omg) when I was walking away I stopped in front of Jackson and yelled at him (at this point staff was yelling at me telling me to leave but idgaf) “Jackson!!!” he turned around and walked up to me with a huge smile on his face reaching his hand out to me and bitch as bad as I wanted to hold that soft, gentle hand, I ignored it and told him “It’s my mother’s birthday today and she loves you!” and I turned around and pointed to my mom and his face just started glOWING and he walked up to her and bowed and was like “Happy Birthday!!!!” and held her hand while smiling and bowing and I just... he looked so happy to be wishing her a good birthday.

I’m so sorry this is so long but idk... i just want you all to know that I’m so happy and idk they all looked so good, but tired and .... I LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANYONE EVER

So, in conclusion, I love GOT7 more now and I never thought that was possible. 

I’m answering all of Shelby’s questions here omg, i love you !!!!

“PLS TELL US EVERY LIL DETAIL ALL OF IT HOW DO morks lashes look irl? how is boomx3 sound when ur ears are being engulfed by it?? Does jaebum really look as shoft close up as he does in pics?? how blessed do u feel knowin jy said he thinks chicago fans have more lov n passion now than even last time??how much did yj voice shake u irl?? how was it to seein the most fun spirited meme lengendsyugbam? is my baby jackson as absolutely beautifully warm n sexily hot as the sun tself like i image :“) im so happy for u and u wouldnt be annoyin a soul tellin us abt how amazin ur experience was ESP if it made u happy n u wanna share <#” 

SHELBY SHUT I LOVE YOU SO FCKN ASFDKJAS OKAY HERE WE GO!

- Mark’s eyelashes looked so beautiful like the rest of his face, i cannot believe how small.... he really is.... he’s still bigger than me.... but so.... tiny.... his eyes are so beautiful and i could get lost wow

- LISTEN I’LL POST A VID OF BOOMX3 IF YOU WANT SO YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF WOW I ALMOST.... D I ED

- jaebum looks softer irl than in pictures so..... kms... like how much softer can a human get ???

- LISTEN LSIEFTSN JINYOUNGS SPEECH KILLD MY SOUL I LOVE HIMS O MCUH

- hA YOUNGJAE IDK A YOUNGJAE HE... REALLY FUCKED ME UP OTNIGHT

- :’)))))))))))))))))))))) idk a wangkong i fckn hate him he was sweet and cuddly the entire time... my fave thing he did was when bambam couldn’t say his partner’s name... they were playing the game and the MC was asking the crowd for advice and bambam said “leave my girl alone” and jackson caLLED HIS ASS OUT AND SAID “how’s she your girl when you don’t even know her name” and bam literally stood there in shock and went “you’re right” istg my favorite thing.

- I LITERALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND SO MANY OF YOU HAVE BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE OF ME SEEING THEM AND WISHING ME WELL AND I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME AND IDK I FEEL LIKE JACKSON WANG RN.

[eternitas-archive]

Breaking F/O takeover event for a little Ted talk

Ok there listen up folks.

This is a mobile post and might get a bit leangthy, but since it's a matter very important in my eyes I will refrain from putting a read more.

I may not be a popular selfshipper but there are a few of my posts that go around pretty decently. One of them is this one

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Now seeing the latest developments in the community, you might think "Mii, you're part of the problem" and I admit that, yes, I did write that during my own period when I was suffering and wished for positivity.

But oh what is this?

It's from the same post! Le gasp! Look!

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"Oh my god Mii, are you saying you're better than everyone else now?"

Listen:

When I posted this, I was making SURE to include everyone as much as possible and I was very very thorough in how I word that, because trumblr is a radical sj and pc site where you get ripped to pieces if you don't make sure you use the correct "they're/their/there"

And what surprised me the most was the feedback from those said shippers. Sometimes in the tags, sometimes as additions to the post, thanking me, the original poster, that I included everyone, or at least tried to. I thought "um??? It's no big deal? I am happy if my posts help people tho!"

Now it's 5am in the morning on a thursday and I sit on my bed feeling the need to make a big ass post, about how selfshipping isn't exclusively for one group of people.

Listen. I am bi. I'vw had the whole erasure thing. I had my own dad dismiss my sexuality, bc no ofc I am a lesbian because bisexuality is bullshit, right?

And I sit here, seriously baffled and confused why people are telling others they do not belong in an open community.

How often do I have to remind y'all:

Selfshipping is not an exclusive elite club. There are no rules to be part of it aside of "live and let live. Love and let love." mind your own fucking buisness, mate.

If you are an asshole who does not like seeing m/m shippers or nonbinary shippers IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT.

A lor of people forget it, but tumblr provides you with all necesarry tools to block people and not see their content. It's like subscribing to a magazine and every time you get it you get angry about getting the magazine and you still read what is inside making yourself all the more furious? It even says bold and italics IF YOU WANT TO UNSUBSCRIBE YOU CAN DO SO.

But y'all go: "UM NO I WANT TO BE EXPOSED TO CONTENT I HATE AND MAKE MYSELF MISERABLE AND ANGRY SO I WILL GO OUT OF MY WAY TO DESTROY OTHER PEOPLES FUN AND ENJOYMENT BY WRITING HATEFUL LETTERS! BECAUSE THAT IS A WISE USE OF MY TIME AND ENERGY!"

"But Mii, this just sounds like you still encourage homophobes to be in the community!"

Look. In my opinion we should be way different as a community, but I shut the fuck up, bc who am I to tell people how to be in the community?

The one thing I will not stand for is hate against those, who have a right to be here. Selfshipping is an open community, a public place. Everyone can be a selfshipper, the possibilities are endless. In my rainbow fantasy everyone is supportive of each other and leaves those they dont want to engage with tf alone wirhout being a salty bitch. Wanna fuck a robot? Fuck a robot. Wanna fuck a bee? Fuck a bee. Wanna fuck an inanimate object brought to life? You do you man.

There are almost no limits to who can selfship with what. It's not like the lgbt+ community where people say you need to be one of these minorities to be part of it (and even there I can not believe that we have assholes saying asexuals or bisexuals don't belong, like get your life together mate)

Anyone can be a selfshipper, male or female or nonbinary or both or none of all, bis, gays, straights, aces, pans, etc.

If I may quote from a youtuber I love:

"When did we become so selfabsorbed, that we have to have everybody agree on our point of view? […] The world does not revolve around you."

If you are being hateful I have one thing to tell you

Get fucked with a spikey cactus and stay in your fucking lane, minding your own buisness, ya asshole.

And that is all.

Feel free to unfollow now if you want to, I don't give a shit, I have 300 f/os that love me~

[aleishadreams]

So I know you tried to censor the post from being in the tags but I'ce been following you since Free so it's a moot point LOL I ship k/ance & it disheartens me to see you talk that way. What happened with ship and let ship? I don't ship she/th bc it squicks me TF out bc my half-brother is 7 years older than me (the same age difference as she/th) & if his friends ever hit on me when I was 16/17/18? Would've been creepy as hell. At 23 now it'd weird me out if a 30 yo hit on me. Pls be respectful.

Anon, u can ship whatever the fuck u want, hell u can even find sheth uncomfortable, just like I can complain about whatever the fuck I want. I try my hardest to mute/blacklist my notps in every way I can but somehow I keep seeing it in my dash or tl in twitter so OFC Im gonna complain about it.U say u've followed me since my Free days so I dont understand why this is suddenly a problem for u when Ive been a salty ass hater since ALWAYS and Ive been complaining about RH and SM and other notps. I guess it isnt fun for u anymore now that I dislike something u like?U r free to unfollow/mute/block me bc I wont stop complaining about what I dont like.