#not tagging the other 4 bc theyre barely here lol

[mamadarama]

this took me 3 and a half hours to make . enjoy

[starrysence]

ralbert for the hc. . thinv. g

ok these are kinda all over the place????? like the ones where theyre not dating yet arent necessarily before the ones where they are dating. its just kinda. scattered. oops sorry 

warnings: 100% swearing. if its ralbert you can basically guarantee that theres swearing

●ok so theres this period of time where nobody can tell whether al and race are dating or just doing bro things like they always do

▪probably bc these two have always been so physically affectionate???? there isnt really a noticeable change after they start dating▪until jack and finch see them making out against a wall and decide to just leave them be without making any noise▪but yeah thats 100% how the boys find out▪"you guys didn't know we were dating????"▪"no wtf you've always acted like a couple we just thought it was the typical Bro Behaviour" ▪they all bust out laughing at that one●race LOVES the snow which is 100% ironic bc he gets cold so easily (can you tell im trying to do as many snow hcs as possible)▪albert doesnt like the snow. he doesnt. understand. race. ESPECIALLY because race gets cold so easily▪"baby why dont you just come inside i can just make hot chocolate and we can binge watch hallmark christmas movies a month too early,,,,,,,"▪"nOo Oo al the snow is so pretty"▪"youre prettier"▪"nice try but im not coming in"▪"aw damn"●has race stolen albert's sweaters during the winter??????? Absolutely ▪has albert cared??? of course not. look at his boy. he looks fucking adorable. he cant take that sweater away from race even tho hes already stolen half the sweaters in al's closet▪one time race was half-asleep on the couch when al got home late from a graphic design workshop and he was in one of albert's sweaters▪al thought it was tje cutest thing hes ever seen▪he didnt want race falling asleep on the couch tho so he Scooped him up and put him down on their bed▪"youre so sweet albie,,,,,,,,, i love you"▪thats the first time either one of them has said i love you since they started dating?????? albert is Shook bc it feels so different now▪"love you too, racer"●these two 100% went through a taylor swift phase together and You Can't Change My Mind▪it includes the ones a lot of people know like shake it off, blank space, etc. but also so many other ones▪they have a whole ass taylor swift playlist but they never really delete it after they get past their phase???▪so al absolutely brings it back when race is going through a breakup▪so here they are. two teenage boys, singing/yelling along to taylor swift songs. ft. like 6 tubs of mint choco chip ice cream and 8 boxes of tissues▪race feels so much better afterwards????▪gives albo a lil kiss on the cheek ▪"thank you, albie"▪albert dasilva? blushing????? pshhhh. nahhh (read: absolutely 100%)●yall Best Believe race can bake like nobody's business and albert Lives For It bc he can barely bake a batch of cookies▪however, the only food race can cook w/o nearly burning something down is italian food▪so usually albert cooks▪but baking???? yall this boy CAN BAKE▪thats actually the reason albert starts falling in love w/ him LMAO ARE U REALLY SURPRISED▪literally theyre like 13 or 14 right? and race has baked a batch of brownies and albert is in HEAVEN when he tries one▪"i think im in love"▪"hahaha with me or the brownies?"▪".....the, uh,,,,, the brownies, duh"▪lol no its race AND the brownies but he doesnt totally know that yet●if youve read my more recent fics u might remember race's sisters▪if noT, he has 4 sisters ok. two older, two younger. he is the middle child. What A Life▪siblings from oldest to youngest: veronica, ilia, race, rosetta, elsie▪albert and race have been best friends since childhood so albert and race's sisters know each other really well. theyre all Pals▪literally???? race's sisters Love Him▪when they find out race likes albert they do not let it go. for a second. race is Actually terrified theyll expose him in fromt of albert one day▪best believe they go WILD when they find out race and al are finally dating ▪the first time albert comes over after theyre dating all 4 of race's sisters TACKLE HIM▪"HELLOOOO FUTURE BROTHER-IN-LAW"▪albert is so absolutely stunned afterwards and race is crying w/ laughter●these two swear. so much. its really funny yall▪once jack dared them to go a whole week without swearing and they didnt realise how hard it would be▪"albert you fu----- fabulous human being, you"▪"stop being such an a----- aDORABLE person, race, my heart cant handle it"▪its actually very wholesome but the week is hell for those two▪the next monday theyre both like "FUCK yes we can fucking swear again thank goodness"▪its a very swear-heavy week to make up for the last one. the boys are Really Amused●race is so full of energy all the time its actually kinda weird for albert to see him tired or drowsy before nighttime▪but he knows if he gives race any form of caffeine or sugar the boy will practically be bouncing off the walls▪so he chooses to enjoy his time w/ sleepy race while it lasts bc while its pretty unusual its also absolutely adorable▪race is even more cuddly than usual when hes tired/sleepy ngl and i mean,,,,,, albert isnt complaining▪al lives for the lil smile race has on his face when hes tired and albert has just kissed his forehead or something. its so cute he swears hes gonna explode●albert is Wonderful at poetry yall cant try me on this i will take it to my grave▪race has no idea about this until they have to write a poem for english▪very open-ended assignment. a poem of any style about anything you want to write about▪albert says his is about one of the best gifts hes ever received and it turns out▪the poem is abt race▪and its REALLY well written half the class is saying 'awwww' and the other half is near tears and smiling▪race is part of the other half. except he starts crying. did i mention hes emotional as hECK●shsjjfjgs amusement park dates▪these boys live for them (also i rlly just want an excuse to write about amusement park dates)▪kind of chaotic bc race bruises really easily AND hes really clumsy so if he and al have to part ways for a bit he might look like shit when they reconvene and albert is like "do i have to fight somebody or did you just do something dumb and get yourself hurt again"▪"........the latter"▪"jesus christ, race. youre such a disaster. but i love you"▪"love you too albieeeeee"

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sahjkhdks i love them so much. i think i got a bit carried away with all of these lmaooo so i hope you like them!!

-sanj 💕

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[okatokato]

bts // top 10 fav songs

((lmao late but @98msc tagged me to do this)) can u hear that? its the sound of me crying while i make this bc im listening to these songs as i speak. in somewhat order/not really enjoyyy (: 

1. i like it (slow jam remix) // alright, listen. this song is the song that got me into them.. jk i lied, the original i like it is what got me into them ((& min yoongi)) i absolutely love and adore that song & the fact that it was on their debut ep 2 cool 4 skool makes me extremely emotional. the song feels like how it feels to have a crush on someone//the feeling when ur crush gets taken//when ur man who isnt ur man but still ur man gets swooped lol u get what im saying but when they came out w the slow jam remix on their repackaged skool luv affair ep i was all over that. overall this was the song that got me into them & the reason why i started to stan yoongi so much LOL (i can go on so much more but ill stop here bc long).

2. autumn leaves // the lyrics, the instrumentals + beats, the arrangement, the emotion. ((do u ever wonder what the song would sound like if yoongi kept the original track that was produced because me too)) the @3:31 part u know that part got me im a sucker for songs where the music stops + the vocals are there&present&strong its a small drop & beat but i feel it in my chest u know?

3. hold me tight // this song gets me feeling like some boy broke my heart & got me crying in the club u know. the harmony between yoongi + jungkook and all the goddamn emotion in the entire song. yoongis part @3:26 like the lyrics got me so bad+you already know how i feel about songs where the music gets all subtle and the vocals are loud im so emotional i know i keep saying that but wow im so simp rn at 2:13am ((mar did this to hurt me))

4. EPILOGUE: young forever // oooOOOOOOOooo boii u know this song gets me so emotional it feels like the summer of 2016 #blorange had dreams to be big & all i knew were the feelings i wanted to achieve in life “dreams, hopes, forward, forward” fr got me in my feels so damn much (im crying) anyways this song could probably beat hold me tight maybe not. this is a song you feel entirely. 

5. whalien 52 // i was so obsessed with this song when the most beautiful moment in life pt.2 came out trust me i read about the 52 hertz whale before the song came out & when i saw the title of it when the tracklist dropped best believe my heart tugged a lil or something. the fact you can hear a high pitch in the song&that its supposed to mimic/serve as the 52 hertz whale’s frequency when they sing the words “lonely whale” makes me feel so strongly for this song like bts did that.

6. coffee // i dont drink coffee but this song makes me want to drink it lol the song talks about the scent of whoever theyre singing about& i even though i dont drink coffee i deadass love the smell of it. the song feels like early mornings im talking early mornings where the sun is barely rising and the sky is really pretty. yeah, it feels like that. 

7. BTS cypher, pt.3: KILLER // the most lit song ever fr always gets me in such a hype mood plus just the fact tae deadass loves this song with all his heart makes me cry ((the bangtan bomb where he practiced it/performed it and gets so lit only for yoongi to swoop in for his part+taes hurt face gets me all the time i love taegi. my favorite of the cyphers (though pt. 4 is a close one)

8. a supplementary story: you never walk alone // the beats are something i live for the lyrics make me emotional. deadass makes me think about #blorange + how much life has to offer. it makes me feel good + makes me feel like living if u know who i am in real life u know this is the song i do my slut drops to drop ur weapons?? nah im droppin myself if u know what i mean LMAO (yoongis part in the beginning is something i want on repeat for the rest of my life & the words he says at the end is something i want to hear in my ear every day for the rest of my life) the vcr for this song at the concert hella got me emotional (but honestly what doesnt make me emotional)

9. 2! 3! (still wishing for better days) // a song full of bts emotions about their fans, for their fans. the lyrics are amazing & this song is a pick me up song feels like a rainy day but one of those rainy days where you feel good you know kinda feels like being wrapped in a blanket in the winter the part @2:33 is where the entire crowd started to sing at the concert and i was just living it. grateful for this song & i just like to think that this is what bts feels for their fans.

10. spring day // honestly i was so blessed to hear/see this performance live the ohs at the end of the song + when the crowd sang along made me so emotional at the concert its something i was fr blessed to experience/feel & a reason why this song is listed on this list the lyrics are also probably one of my favorite lyrics of any bts song. they really did it with this one ((yoongi in the mv rt if u understand)) ((jhope should always sing the parts he sings live srrynotsrry))

i have so much love for other songs that arent listed (miss right, for you, just one day, tomorrow, let me know, 24/7 heaven, the outros, the entire bts discography tbh but sadly, i gotta stop it at 10) i hope u enjoyed this list & i tag @boyfriendvibess @syugaah & all my other lovely ass followers if u wanna do it 

p.s the times listed are the times off the official music, not the off the linked videos in case ur wondering what parts im talking about LOL

wow i love bts // finished at 2:57am (yikes)

[erizee]

got tagged by @excessively-english-jd ! :D thanks

1. why did you choose your url

ok so dont make fun of me for this but i chose it years ago when i was much more into homestuck than i am now and i didnt know how ship names work so. its 13 year old me's 2 favourite homestuck characters lmao. id change it but now its just My Name so

2. any side-blogs? if so, name them & why you have them

i also have @onlyforl8r & @refstoremembermine but theyre both just collections of stuff to look at later so theyre not like. Actual side blogs. i also have a ~secret personal trans stuff~ side blog but im not saying what it is lol

3. how long have u been on tumblr

since november (?) 2013 but i only rly started using it sometime in 2014 bc i didnt get how it works before that lmao

4. do u have a queue tag

nope im wayy too lazy to actually make a queue i just post everything live

5. why did u start ur blog in the first place

my friend convinced me to get it (if u see this hi lol)

6. why did u choose ur icon/pfp

i was super into mcr when i was 15 & i kept seeing gerard called "gee", which rhymes with "bee", so i drew gerard way as a bee. havent changed it since, its been 6 years

7. why did u choose ur header

its cute! its from my 1st town in animal crossing having coffee with one of my fave villagers in a trans shirt so it just fits too well

8. whats your post with the most notes

i assume this means posts we made ourselves bc thats the only thing ill find. anyway i only have 2 posts w more than 300 notes & theyre 1) a 671 note post about how everyone in venom (including venom) is rly hot & 2) a 602 note screenshot from the 3rd gotham season finale w a tumblr post screenshot "selling my feelings on ebay" on it. if ur curious theyre tagged for fandoms & i only tag my own posts so u can easily find them on my blog i think

9. how many people do u follow

oh god i have no idea, i barely ever unfollow people i just turn notifications off so its probably above 1000

10. have u ever made a shitpost

i mean yea ive had this blog for 8 years i 100% made stupid jokes on here before lol

11. how often do u use tumblr

its Thee social media i use so. every day many times a day lol. probably too much but eh who cares

12. did u ever have a fight/argument with a blog? who won?

nothing specific as far as i can remember but i used to be rly into one fandom a few years ago and there was a Huge mess going down there at the end. i wasnt involved but i knew/was mutuals with most ppl that were so

13. how do u feel abt "u need to reblog this post"

rly depends on my mood/what its about, sometimes ill reblog it & sometimes i wont

14. do u like tag games

yea! tagging other ppl is always rly hard because i never know if its okay or if im annoying ppl so i usually just do the answers & dont tag anyone lol but i Do like tag games!

15. do u like ask games

if thats what i think it is ("say sth & sent this to people") then :/ idk im not a fan, its like a tag game except u need to ask other ppl Much more directly & its terrifying lol

16. which of ur mutuals do u think is tumblr famous

uh idk? honestly i dont even know who im mutuals with for some ppl i know but im not checking my follower list that much so idk

17. do u have a crush on a mutual

(movie voice) "uh i have a boyfriend" lmao. no but seriously i dont rly get crushes nearly ever the "regular" way & it definitely never happens over tumblr for me

im tagging uhhhh @idkjustbreath, @scumlow, @geislieb & @cricketchirps

no pressure to answer but it would be nice :)