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[gary-goldstein-law]

Hey, Gary, do you know where the best places are to hide dead bodies ..? I need some… help.

-nonsuspicious person

Well, you definitely shouldn’t pay off the gravekeeper to bury them in an old grave where the stone is unreadable.

It’s also a terrible idea to wrap the corpse in chicken-wire with weights and dump it into the lake after puncturing the lungs, because fish will eat most of the corpse.

And it would be awful if you gave the corpse to some pigs, especially because they can eat bone!

And the worst of all would be to go full hannibal lecter and eat it, though you would need to burn the hair and crush the teeth with a hammer so they would be unidentifiable.

Of course, I am NOT suggesting you do any of these things, you should turn yourself in to the local police, and make sure you avoid any officers that are known for being easy to bribe.

Hope this helps!