#not super common- not even ichi was able to do as much

[todayisafridaynight]

i made the mistake of going on reddit and looking at power scaling tier lists last night (big mistake) idk why people genuinely think that ichiban and other characters are stronger than Mine people reallyyy underestimate how strong he Really is like he’s definitely top 5 or even top 3 strongest characters he was able to physically tire kiryu out during his prime and tanked like 3 bullets while being able to restrain andre on the ledge. sorry for my rant i need to let it out and what better place than your blog!

My blog the number one spot for letting out all daigo-and-mine-related complaints

[hellomynudebrain]

Paths (Juminxreader) Part#16

Hello nurses! 

I’m working really hard for finish it! I’m suffering because I did it too long! But i have a few chapters ready, but i need to make some changes to them! So thank you for reading!

Zen picked his phone with determination to nag  Jumin by phone.

RING RING RING

“What can I do for you Zen?”

“...How do you know it was me?!”

“Who else can call me from a private number like he was a super star?”

“...What a jerk! I’m a SUPER STAR and it’s thanks to my princess!”

“ Sure...it’s thanks to your gold digger girlfriend...”

“HEY! Respect to my precious princess! She isn’t the person she was one day !”

“ *sigh* I only stand the facts Zen...anyway, how can I help you?”

“...Ugh... Anyway, Eve and I want to invite to you and that poo... your girlfriend to a double date”

“...Zen, I don’t know what are you expecting, but she is not a gold digger...”

“Not all is about you, you know, jerk! My Eve and I are really worried about her...to date this kind of jerk...she problably doesn’t know what kind of robot you are”

Jumin hesitaged to answer. He was bothered to answer and say “yes” , but part of  the contract said that you have the right to know more about him, and part of are his friends, that includes Zen.

“...Alright, but I'll do the reservation to a high class restaurant. I don't want to go to commoners restaurant. My diet is quiet strict and that food it's to oily”

“WHAT?! I have the delicacy to invite you to a  nice dinner and besides that you behave fussy about it?!”

“Yes, I can't afford to mess my heatlh with strange food. And it was you who came up with the idea to take me and my girlfriend to dinner”

“....Ugh...Ok, fine! I’ll talk with Eve. The date will be this friday”

“Then is settled, we have a date”

"Excelent! My Evy is gonna be happy about it. She want to know her so badly. Where does she live?"

"She lives with me. So, there's no need to pick her up. We'll arrive together"

"...Huh...Excuse me? Where does she lives?"

"You didn't hear, did you? She's living with me. By the way Zen, at what time will be the dinner?"

".....WHAT?! SHE IS LIVING WITH YOU?!"

"Yes, what is the problem?"

"WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?! ARE YOU LIVING WITH HER AND YOU ASKED ABOUT THE HOUR?!"

"...Zen, you are being irrational about it. It's a ralationship between a pair of adults, but for what I see, you are not going to  calm down soon, we can talk like real adults, so since then, let´s see us at the friday night"

" WAIT..JUM..."

The day passed way too fast thanks to your work and the preparations for the party, the day was so  busy that made you  forgot the kiss between Jumin and you. Untill you recived a call when you were leaving from work , from the person you didn't want to remember.

“It’s me. How was your day?”

You hesitated to answer back, but you gain forces to speak.

“...Fine..well, actually busy. And yours?”

“Good, productive as always when I’m in charge”

“...So, do you only calll to know how was my day?”

“No, it’s to inform you about an arrange date the next  frinday night with one of my friends and his girlfriend, both of them memebers from the RFA “

“...Ok, there’s no problem, but before anything else, let me buy and choose my own clothes”

“...Alright, that looks fair.  I'll try to trust in your good taste.”

"Hey! I have a good taste! And you know it!"

"Sometimes, but you can't always guessed right"

"Hey! Stop it!"

"hahaha....At least you are less nervous. "

"Did you sassied me to make me feel better? That's a weird  and awful way to do it!"

"But it worked, right?"

"...It did...about that....why did you ...kiss me?"

"Oh, that. Please don't misunderstand. I only did it because Miss Kang didn't look sure about our "relationship"

"...Oh...it was for that...Totally, I didn't misunderstand!..pfff...I wasn't nervous at all! It just that...was...my period! That's why you heard me all...nervous..yeah..so don't worry!"

"Fine, now that everything has been clear and the date is settled. I'll se at home."

"Sure...bye"

Jumin felt irritated with Zen's call  and with yours, too. First of all, he wasn't the right person to nagged him. He was living with Eve and, yes, Jumin was againts the idea of two persons from the opposite sex living together, but you were under a contract, so there's no problem, because he didn´t have feelings for you. Sometimes he felt bother and anoyed when you asked about Jihyun or you felt drepressed with his memories, or he felt warm inside when you laughed  with one of his weird jokes, or maybe he felt happy when you smile with back, even if he made you mad and you smiled him ironically.

No, he didn't have feelings for you, or he tried to fool himself, when he already knew the truth.

Finally, the night of the date came, and even if Jumin promised to let you buy your outfit for the date, he insisted and even bought you one.

You didn’t want to wear it, but you manged to wear the dress you chose and the accesories that he bought.

Both of you went on the limo, but the mood was so awkard because you couldn’t forget about the kiss  and that weird conversation on the phone.

The hostess recived both of you with a kind smile (bussiness smile, surely) and lead us to a table where there was a blinding view.

A couple of gorgeous people was in front of you.

An albino with red eyes as rubies, a charming smile and excelent demenour and next to him a beautiful tall redhead  woman with green eyes and slim figure. That was enough to let you dumbfounded, but unfortunately for you, Jumin joined to the scene, you were screwed.

Meanwhile you were dumbfounded with the view, the readhead woman rushed to you and gave you a hard hug.

“Hi! Nice to meet you! Definitely Jumin is lucky to have you! You are so pretty and petite! Don’t you think, Zenny"

" Of course. You are right, Evy wenny! You're too much for that jerk"

Both of them were asfixiating with their hugs.

Jumin felt some ichy feeling when he saw Zen hugged you so tight, but he kept that and interruped them. *Ahem!*... Could you let her go, please?"

" Oh right! The dinner! *unison*"

Then, the two beuties let you go. At the moment you want to sit, the usual was that Jumin is the one who open the chair and you sit, but this time these two beauties opened the chair and took out your coat to hang it.

The dinner was delicious, and what could you spect from on of the finest restaurant from Korea,but it was ruined for the mood. It was way worst than when you were with Jumin at the limo.  All the time you could see Zen and Eve chating, whispering and flirting while you felt awkard besides Jumin. Finally, Jumin took the iniciative and started talking.

"Zen, as part of the RFA... And my friend, please go to the point. What is the reason that we are here together?"

"Ah, right! The reason is for tell you that you can do better darling~"

"...Zen, I appreciate your care but you don't have the right to jugde my girlfriend, and calling me darling it's an act of misrespect for your girlfriend"

Zen rolled his eyes and sigh with frustration in it.

"I wasn't talking with you, jerk. I was taliking with her! She can have something better and by the way, weren't you against the couples living together?."

" What do you mean? I have the backround and money, there's  no one better than me...and she is an exception"

"...She deserves someone who doesn't act like a robot! she problalbly had better boyfriends than you...and exception?! You are the one who always said that all of us have to follow the rules. How could you be the one the first one in breake them?!"

"That's unlikely, she can't find a better bacherlor than myself...and again it's an exception"

Jumin responded with security, but inside you, in your brain, someone  crossed it, someone who is better than Jumin for you. That someone has mint hair, lovely eyes and beutiful hands, the ones he is using to see and touch another woman, you cursed yourself because just like that the reality hit you again.

Your thouthgs were numb and you started to feel depressed. Your gaze was at the level of the table, your eyes began to water.

Jumin noticed it and before you could cry, he took the action in his hands.

"...Sorry, Zen. but my love is not feeling quite right. Love, do you have again cramps?"

You were so numb by your own thoughts that you only follow him.

"...Yeah...my stomach is hurting...can we go home?"

"Yes, sure...Sorry Zen, Eve, we have to go so earlier..."

"No, it's ok. You have to take care of her. But if she wasn't feeling right, she shouldn't have come."

"...Sorry, it was me who was stubborn about meeting you"

"No, no! Don't apologize, darling, Jumin is at fault if she could have seen his gilrfriend in trouble, you were resting and not here suffering"

"Really? A gold digger like you hasn't the right to insult me."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"Jumin, Eve! Just calm down and remember she is the one who is suffering right now...so.."

" *sign* You are right, Zenny. She needs to rest, you better take her home and let her sleep"

Jumin felt rage againts her. How someone like her could end up with someone like Zen. Jumin and Zen argued all the time, but that didn't mean that they hate each other, in fact they were good friends. But then he turrned to your side and saw your face...he couldn't stand it. He has to take you out of there.

"...Yes, I should. Let me call for driver Kim, my love. We're going home"

The way back home wasn't any different from all the atmosphere from the night, or not too much, bacause this time there was a deadly silent.

Once you were back at the penthouse. Jumin was sick from the silence, so he took the initiative and break it.

"How are you felling?"

"..."

"Alright, if you don't answer back, I don't know how that other boyfriend of yours, better  than might be able to put up with you"

He was so hurted that  you asked to him to be open with you, but you weren't able to do the same. And he was more hurted that the man who you thought was his best friend.

"Excuse me?!"

"You have a better man than me in your mind, right? Go to him and tell him all your problems"

You  throw him a pillow.

"Well, yes. He is way bettter than you. He never made me mad or do things on his own, like kissing without permission"

"What an awful woman!"

"Well, if I'm awful woman, you shouldn't have kissed me in first place! Or why did you kiss me ? or why are you living with me, if you are so against it to live with this awful woman?!"

"The answer is obvious, because who in their right mind love a woman like you. So insolent, demanding and troubling like you. If I kissed you or decided to broke my rule, was because I don't have a feeling for you and you are a mere contract"

His words stabbed you as a dozen of swords. He insulted you  and denied he had feelings for you. This last one was the one who hurted you the most, but you coulndn't notice it because you felt depressed about Jihyun and mad with him.

[imaginesmatsu]

heyyy welcome to the Osomatsu-san community! Can i request how all the matsu's first kiss with the reader went?

Thank you so much! and Of course you can!. I hope to involve myself more in the community eventually UuU!

Osomatsu - Osomatsu talks a big game but he’s actually really nervous to kiss you, he’s not sure if he should ask you or if he should just go for it. Date after date he says he’ll do it but he chickens out. Finally it probably comes out after you make him really excited somehow.

“You’re the cutest, y/n! I could just kiss you right now!”

“then why dont you?”

He sees it as his oppurtunity and strikes.

Karamatsu - Karamatsu honestly respects your boundaries and wouldn’t want to force himself upon you in anyway. He knows he has to be sure that you are really as interested in him as he is with you. After a few dates his heart yearns to be with you. He texts you to meet him at the place you first meet each other (like the cliche he is). He waits for you there with a confident pose and roses, and proceeds to proclaim his love for you for the whole world to hear.

“y/n! The prettiest flower in my garden, my light in the dark! I can no longer bear another second without being able to call you mine!”

He’s all down on one knee and holding your hand like a marriage proposal. After saying yes, he stands and kisses you. You don’t realize people are clapping until the kiss is broken. You love this man but now you have no idea if you should let the small crowd know he was just asking you out.

Choromatsu - Bless his huge nerd soul this boy has no idea how to kiss you what so ever. Just the thought of it makes him so nervous that he almost forgets to breathe. When he’s with you, he stares at your lips but when he thinks of even leaning in he can hardly look you in the face. He’s really scared that maybe you wont be into kissing him, or maybe you weren’t interested in him like that. You bother had so much in common but that didn’t mean that you wanted to date him, much less kiss him!

You might have to make the first move, gotta make it smooth yet subtle, like the pocky game!

You bring pocky the next time you hangout with him, snacking on a few first before sticking the end of one in your mouth and offering it to him. At first he’s confused, and then flustered before he agrees and puts him mouth on the other end. It goes so fast before he realizes it, you chomp a big piece out of the stick to get to press your lips against his. After a few seconds and the break of the kiss, he swallows the bit of pocky he actually got to chew before you rushed in. His face all red and flustered, he doesn’t know what to say.

There’s an awkward silence between you two before he speaks up

“…..c-can we …..pl-play it again?”

Ichimatsu - This boy wont admit it but he is super afraid of kissing you. He can’t imagine anyone like you would kiss him, he was just grateful that you seemed to enjoy his company. His cat friends seemed to grow just attached to you as they are to Ichi. You truly are something special.

His brother’s catch him smiling when he thinks of you and they tease him about it till he leaves the room.He doesn’t want to ask his brothers for advice because he knows that none of them would have any advice that would actually help him.

It kind of just comes out of nowhere, honestly. You both decide to go to this time-to-time walk to visit Ichi’s little cat friends. You both go to the store to get snacks for them first, stepping out from the store the wind starts to pick up a little bit. You weren’t prepared to face the cold wind today and Ichi notices it as you hug yourself and shiver. 

“Do you want my sweater? im wearing long sleeves underneath it”

He starts to take it off but you insist that its not a big deal but he pushes it and continues to take the sweater off. You grab his arms to push his jacket back on him in protest when both of you freeze and find yourselves looking into each others eyes. Something just said that the time was right as you both leaned in and kissed.

As you pulled away, you’re flushed cheeks kept you from shivering to the wind. Embarrassed, Ichi looked away, his cheeked just as red as yours.

“s-….s-sorry”

Jyushimatsu - Jyushimatsu loved you so much and there was no denying that. Everytime you were both together he couldn’t help but do everything in his will to make you laugh. Even if you were down, he would listen closely to what was bothering you and he always knew what to say and how to make you feel so much better.

Jyushimatsu was a little more careful though, after his first heartbreak he wasn’t sure if he could take another like that. It took a while before he actually asked.

You both planed to have a picnic that day, he provided the cute printed blanket as you provided the home-made food. 

“y/n! You’re such an amazing cook! If i could, i would love to eat your food everyday!”

You couldn’t help but respond with a big smile.

He couldn’t help but look at your mouth for a while. You both sat in gleeful silence as he looked at you staring off into the distance, enjoying the scenery.

“y/n?”

“hm?”

“should we kiss?”

“….well i dont see why not!~”

Todomatsu - He’d keep you a secret from his brothers for a LONNNNNGGGG time. His brothers were THE LAST PEOPLE he would ask on how to kiss you, not to mention probably the least qualified. 

He had this whole thing planned out in his head, he had an image to keep. Not to mention he wanted to look like he knew what he was doing. He planned to ask you to hangout the following day, just to walk around town, go out to eat, and do whatever you really wanted to do.

 His plans went south quickly though because his brothers ended up being everywhere around town so he wasted that time with you, avoiding running into them. He lost his wallet and you ended up having to pay for your and his food (which you insisted wasn’t a big deal but it was a disaster to him) and ultimately he was so bummed out in the end.

The day was coming to an end, you knew he was acting strange all day so you wanted to do something special for him. Taking his hand, you pulled him to a park. Within this park you found the most perfect spot on a hill to show him how beautiful the sky was as the sun was setting. His smile was so worth it, he felt a wave of relief as he stopped worrying about what happened today. He turned to you with a wink and a smile,

“y/n, we should kiss, ok?”

[jyushimatsu-falls-in-love]

s2ep3: between a rock and a hard place

This entry’s title is relevant-ish, I swear!!

[SPOILERS - AND A BIT OF NSFW DISCUSSION - UNDER THE CUT!]

This episode... Well, I’ll be honest - this episode wasn’t as wild as the last two were. I admit to feeling a little bit disappointed when I first watched the raw stream; maybe it was because it didn’t have subs at first, but compared to the previous two episodes, this one felt rather underwhelming. 

However, watching it with subs ended up making me like and appreciate the episode a lot more than I did earlier! Maybe it’s because I finally could understand what was going on ahaha orz

The first skit was, I guess, the most WTF of them. Nobody expected cavemen, and nobody expected... well, y’know, THAT subject matter, of all things. Thanks S2Ep3 for reminding us that this is indeed an adult-oriented show for adults :P

...also I can’t help but wonder, since Ichi had to hollow out his, um, primitive Tenga bamboo shoot thing until it hit the right spot, does that mean that, uh, Ichi Jr. is a little... thick? *ahem* thatcouldbeofusetosomepeople *ahemahem*

For the second skit, these are my feelings on the matter:

NENCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

NENCHUU NENCHUU NENCHUU NENCHUUUUUUUU!!! Oh my goodness, this segment was hilarious and adorable and hilariously adorable ;; I was smiling the whole time I watched it. They’re right in that Choro and Ichi didn’t interact much in S1, and it was so endearing watching them try and fail to find common ground. And I like how for them to be comfortable with each other, they have to be honest about their secret sides to each other. That makes for so many interesting Nenchuu scenarios to be explored in fanworks and even in canon :’0

(Special mention goes to Ichi here - he wants to be normal! He wants to have friends and be trendy! That and his poor fragile heart - oh geez, he’s becoming more and more endearing with every episode ;; Someone please protect this poor boy)

(Choro letting down his proper image and admitting to being an utter horndog was also endearing, in its own slightly twisted way :> Oh Choro)

Out of all the skits in S2Ep3, this middle one (heh) was the crowning jewel. Very funny, cute, a little sad, and introspective of its subject matter - it has it all. I’m very glad that Nenchuu is a thing now ;v; I wonder if this means we’ll be getting episodes featuring other rare duos soon as well? Will I finally get my canon Wakaba? Please tell me I’ll finally be able to get my canon Wakaba

And finally the third skit. The new hoodies finally show up in this one!! Also, there’s a celebrity guest star, Shōei - who plays himself! And that was very, very weird for me to see while I was watching it for the first time. Big name folks playing themselves in a cartoon isn’t anything new, but for some reason seeing Ososan do it kinda made me feel a little uncomfortable at first.

But after watching it with subs, that discomfort lessened. IDK if the real Shōei is anything like how he is in the show, but here he’s portrayed as super nice, and gets along with the Matsuno boys to the point where they even called him Shōei-niisan. He's like a guy who’s always wanted brothers and now finally gets the chance to have them with the Matsus, even for just a little while - he even says at the end of the skit that he feels really happy!! It’s endearing :’) I kinda even forgot at that point that this was a celebrity guest appearance haha

(That being said, I kinda hope that this isn’t gonna become a regular thing for Ososan - featuring real-life celebrities playing themselves in the show, I mean. You can get special guest stars/celebs to voice new characters, that I don’t mind; but having them play themselves in the show... I guess a part of me feels like the show would jump the shark if it did that regularly? IDK. I just hope it doesn’t become a regular thing; I like the boys and their friends being contained in their own little world like in S1 haha ;v; )

I admit to feeling a little bad for Totoko, too; this skit was named after her, it should’ve been her time to shine, but the Matsus took away the spotlight (and Shōei-san) from her yet again ;; I hope she gets to have a true Totoko-centric episode soon! That being said, she totally aced the competitive eating contest despite not being able to concentrate fully. I’m proud of her!!

So long story short, S2Ep3 wasn’t the best, but there was still a lot of wonderful things (+ one whole wonderful rare duo skit) about it and I enjoyed it very much :D Here’s hoping next week’s gonna be good!

(Speaking of next week - it looks like we’ll be getting a Matsu parent-centric episode soon. If the preview clips are any indication, their episode looks like it’s going to be feelsy. Let’s hope nothing bad happens to Matsuzo and/or Matsuyo, or to their marriage ;; please no serious divorce plot pLEASE

Also, preview clips are back as well. Good! I missed them)

[suudonym]

I think the iromatsu dynamic that I’d be most interested in exploring is like... forcing kara to drop his defenses? choukei appeals to me because osomatsu is kara’s only big brother and thus the only one he can act like a little brother towards e.g. being insecure, being vulnerable, being worried, etc. versus his relationship with all of his younger brothers where he sort of lets them do their own thing and tries to be a good big brother if and when they need it

it’s interesting to imagine reversing that dynamic, especially with ichimatsu who sort of feels like the one that kara would be least likely to open up to. okay so it may not be fair to say “least likely” since it seems highly unlikely for him to open up to ANY of his younger brothers voluntarily but like he was close with totty when they were younger and they have fashion in common (as much as totty would probably be insulted to hear that) and jyushimatsu has a really nice and positive relationship with kara and choromatsu may be super critical but I bet he would love having the opportunity to preach give advice and then there’s ichimatsu who... well he has a lot of his own insecurities - they all do, but ichi’s in particular are kind of prominent. I don’t see kara wanting to burden ANY of his brothers, even oso, with anything that he’s worried about, but ESPECIALLY not ichi who would in all likelihood feel really awkward about trying to comfort or give advice to someone

so, it’d be interesting to create a situation where kara’s worries come out, voluntarily or otherwise, and ichi, the least qualified out of any of them to deal with that sort of thing, is the only one able to fill the support role. no idea what the situation would be, though, or what the worry would be or anything else. just thinkin out loud