#not shittyjakeenglish

[shittyjakeenglish]

hi!! I'm elusive from the Homestuck Daily team (a Homestuck news & showcase site), we're doing an halloween fanart showcase very soon (since 1 week has passed since October 31th) to show cool art people did, can we feature this artwork you did?

you'll be fully credited of course, with the link on your artwork leading back to your post here (or on a different site if you want) and the link below it redirecting people on your preferred social platform (or a linktree)

thank you for your time! u-u -elusive

oh my, of course, that sounds fantastic!! :DD

[getupthestairs]

finally got me a fucking drawing tablet. how many years have i been at this shit??

[meoware]

shittyjakeenglish save me... shittyjakeenglish... Save me shittyjakeenglish

[bundleofstyx]

hej~ i'm alastor (alternatively, martyna) and buddy boy i sure do the art sometimes !! mostly homestuck, the life series and hermitcraft, and oc's. cmon reblog it all you know you wanna..

i use any pronouns, particularly thon/thons and he/him they are just Such good pronouns in my opinion

like my art? support me on ko-fi!!

my website !

main/spam blog- @getupthestairs

and i run @shittyjakeenglish :]

toyhou.se- bundleofstyx

instagram- bundle.of.styx

bluesky- bundleofstyx

artfight- bundleofstyx

[shittyjakeenglish]

DAY 365

WOAH!!! ewhat the HECK!!!!!!

when i started this blog i assumed id give up pretty quickly - i never wouldve guessed that a year later itd still be going strong!!! thank you to everyone whos interacted over this past year, its been so very wonderful!!

ive got no plans to stop yet, so heres to another year of this goober. HOWEVER, i will be turning off asks in a week to try get through the backlog, which is. extensive. so if you have any burning requests, get them in quick!!

thank you all so much!! i love you!! :DDD

[shittyjakeenglish]

Day 172

prospit/derse today. world's most touch starved boy dies trying to touch his crush's hand

[shittyjakeenglish]

Could you give us Jake in an MLP onesie? We've seen enough Dirk in a Rainbow Dash onesie, I wanna see Jake in an Applejack onesie or something.

Day 103

oh gee dont they look the cutest

[shittyjakeenglish]

Day 240

the oystercatcher is a really good bird and i would like to take this day to make you look at one. see, jake loves it too!

[skaiashomestuckblogcollection]

Day 193

id like to take this days shittyjakeenglish to remind you that this blog is run by a tranny bi girlfag boydyke. radfems are NOT welcome here, jake will hunt you for sport

[getupthestairs]

I love your Jake blog since it's a constant war between people putting her through the seven circles of hell, then the rest feeling bad and giving her one cashew as a show of their sorrow at the state of this creature.

you will not believe the amount of asks i have that are begging me to give jake a nice blanket. and yet her torment will never truly end <3

[getupthestairs]

i fully believe if i were to die, shittyjakeenglish would continue updating every day anyway. that blog is a wild beast entirely seperate from me

[shittyjakeenglish]

Hello "shittyjakeenglish"... Put him in a Saw trap

Day 179

for my money, hes playing up that smile for the audience (thats you!) hes probably really freaked out in reality

[williamjakespeare]

#jake calling people stupid nicknames is important to me.

jake, would you like to give me a stupid nickname? i will cherish it

More JakeHal... Por favor...

Day 206

this is his equivalent of a note saying "get out of my school" <3

[shittyjakeenglish]

Day 99

i am ,very tired this new years day so heres a wip containing our dear harlishes for todays shittyjakeenglish

[shittyjakeenglish]

Pat Jake head with a finger

Day 311

todays shittyjakeenglish is sponsored by Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers

[shittyjakeenglish]

Day 343

today's shittyjakeenglish was brought to you by krypta fm's little drawing studio. you should play krypta fm