#not really pf but I want to be consistent with my tagging so I can find this gem again someday

[parasite-core]

My Pathfinder group took a week off so instead some of us hung out with some other friends and played a Lasers and Feelings hack called the Fight Before Christmas (we rolled dice to decide what we’d play and it landed on that so yay Christmas in June 😂)

Our characters were two priests—one a millionaire tv evangelist and one an alcoholic barely scraping by—and two thieves—an androgynous hacker e-boy and an elf sent to jail for breaking and entering who murdered 3 men while in the slammer before breaking out. The evangelist, Nick, wanted to take down Santa for tainting the true meaning of Christmas and turning people away from The Lord, the e-boy, Blitzen, wanted to free Santa’s reindeer from their oppression, the jail elf, Sticky-fingers, wanted to murder Santa for revenge for getting him sent to jail in the first place, and the drunken priest, Frank, just came to the bar we were all at because he was offered a free drink to attend.

We were contacted by the Major from Phineas and Ferb, who informed us that Santa had taken over Anchorage, Alaska and was holed up in a radio station there, guarded by his elite squad of gingerbread ninjas and the IRS, who were legally given the right to weaponize by the 49th president and were the second most dangerous organization in the United States after the military. The IRS was after all of us for various forms of tax evasion and fraud, so they had teamed up with Santa to try to take us down. The Major told us that if we succeeded in taking down the big man in red, we would be pardoned of all crimes including the aforementioned tax evasion and it would be wiped from our records.

Nick told the Major we had a ride to Anchorage, and then led us to his private jet, The Arc. While we entered, Nick tried to catch up with Frank, who was trying to slip away and wanted nothing to do with this. Nick put an arm over his shoulder and steered him into the jet, saying he’d be doing the Lord’s work. Frank seemed to be of the opinion that Nick was more out for himself than for the good Lord, and that he was deceiving his flock. Nick was of the opinion that his flock simply cared for his well-being, and were generous souls who gave in the name of the Lord. Frank deeply judged Nick for using church money for himself instead of for the church, while Nick judged Frank for his alcoholism.

While those two were….getting to know each other…Sticky-fingers scouted out the most expensive drink available at Nick’s personal bar, while Blitzen went to the bathroom and started stealing the solid gold soap plates and parts of the sink.

As they neared Anchorage, the pilot/butler informed us that there were anti-aircraft missiles coming our way. Nick told the pilot/butler to deploy the turrets to counter them. Nick took control of one of the turrets personally. Blitzen hacked the missiles’ navigation system and made most of them return to sender, while Nick took out the last one with the turret. While this was happening, Sticky-fingers stole the most expensive alcohol at the bar, and found an unmanned drone under the bar which he also shoved into his bag. Frank had a panic attack at us nearly dying.

We landed in Anchorage—with no regard for if it was a legal spot to park a jet, because if it got towed Nick could just buy another jet.

We had an elf on the inside who ran an escape room, so we went to talk to him to get some intel. Frank drunkenly solved the escape room puzzle and revealed the door to meet with Elfo. Sticky-fingers greeted Elfo as an old friend, but Frank stopped him, noting that something was wrong. Elfo was standing on a bomb! It turned out that Santa’s goons had gotten to Elfo first, and if he gave us any information on Santa’s operation…boom. We asked Blitzen if he could disable the bomb, as the tech guy. Blitzen determined that he could delay the timer enough for us to switch out Elfo for something else of equal weight (Elfo told us he weighted 30-70 elf pounds, which Sticky-fingers confirmed was a very average elf weight). Blitzen hacked the bomb’s timer and we swapped Elfo for a weight, and the bomb didn’t go off. Elfo told us about how anyone who spoke out against Santa in town got sent to Holly Jolly Jail, which Sticky-fingers warned was a terrible place to go—those who come back from it never come back the same. He also warned us about Santa’s eldritch power, which would throw presents around the room. And he had a bio-mechanical suit which made him invulnerable, and which was unhackable.

We decided the best action would be to try to seduce him out of the suit, which would be Blitzen’s job.

We knew that Santa’s first line of defense were the gingerbread ninjas, so we made a plan to buy a ton of milk from the local convenience store and soak them with it so they’d crumble apart.

At the store we split up. Nick went to buy milk as planned—and went to speak to the manager to buy every single milk product in the store plus a truck to carry it all with. Blitzen went to the firearms wall, and stole as many guns and as much ammo as he could shove into his bag. Sticky-fingers stole a large bottle of “milk”. As he went to leave he ran into the head of the Gingerbread Ninjas, who went to attack him, but he slipped on some milk on the floor and crumpled to pieces. Sticky-fingers snapped off his head and started munching on it as he left the store. Frank grabbed a six pack of beer to buy, then realized he had no cash on him. He begged the cashier to let him just take one can, and he was so pathetic looking that the cashier let him take the entire six pack because she figured he needed it.

We met outside the store, and Nick told us to get into the truck. We drove towards the radio station. On our first pass, Blitzen took the “milk” from Sticky-fingers and filled a high powered water gun with it. For an unknown reason the tip started steaming. As we passed the gingerbread ninjas, Blitzen sprayed the “milk” on them, which turned out to be a highly reactive acid, which burned through five gingerbread ninjas.

Nick planned to topple the truck to drown the last three gingerbread ninjas in milk, but Frank begged him to let him talk to them first and try to resolve this peacefully. Nick argued that the gingerbread ninjas were merely golems with no souls made by Santa and wouldn’t go to heaven, so there was no need to extend mercy to them. Frank was horrified by this, asking if Nick would kick a puppy just because it wasn’t a person. Sticky-fingers argued that the Gingerbread ninjas were Santa’s loyal subjects and would likely kill Frank on sight. Frank told them to just let him try. Nick told Frank he had ten minutes, if he hadn’t convinced them by then, Nick was driving the truck over them whether Frank was out of the way or not.

Frank went to the three remaining Gingerbread Ninjas, and tried to convince them that he just wanted to talk to Santa, and that they could all come together and find a peaceful solution to this. No more Gingerbread blood had to be spilled this day.

The Gingerbread Ninjas saw the light of god and repented, laying down their arms and going with Frank to leave the Radio Tower behind.

The door opened, revealing the IRS, armed to the teeth. Sticky-fingers told Nick to floor it. He had a plan. As they approached the building, he pulled out the expensive liquor and made it into a Molotov Cocktail. With a yell of “forgive me fathers for I am about to sin” he hurled the Molotov at the IRS. They burned, then melted into a silver puddle—because all members of the IRS are terminators.

Nick continued hurtling towards the radio tower in the milk truck, and he told Sticky-fingers and Blitzen to get out. After the leapt to safety, he purposely tipped the truck over then leapt out himself. The truck crashed, the milk spilling across the fire Sticky-fingers had started, dousing the flames.

All that was left was to face the big man in red himself.

We entered the final room, with big letters above it that said ‘boss fight ahead save now’. Inside was an absolutely ripped man with a bald head and white beard. He laughed his holly jolly laugh and asked who was about to be on his naughty list. Blitzen volunteered eagerly, then showed off his feet, which he’d put into clear high heels. Because our intel suggested that Santa was into feet.

Sticky-fingers used the drone to shine a light on Blitzen and his feet, drawing all attention on him. Frank knelt down and washed one of Blitzen’s feet with ‘holy water’ (vodka), and Nick gave Blitzen a vial of oil to oil their feet up and make them shine.

The children who Santa was originally going to use as meat shields began to come forward with his biomechanical suit, but Santa stopped them and said that, perhaps, this could be solved without violence.

The scene faded to black, and three months later Nick, Frank, and Sticky-fingers are attending Santa and Blitzen’s wedding. Santa pulled his men out of Anchorage, no longer occupying the town, so we completed the Major’s request and our criminal records have all been wiped clean. And Santa gave each of us a gift. For Sticky-fingers—who is very confused how he got here since his goal was to kill Santa not help his new friend shack up with him—he received a state of the art rocket launcher. For Frank, he received a few thousand dollars and an extension on his rent. For Nick, he received a letter from his estranged wife, looking to attempt to reconcile. And for Blitzen, he received a double ended dildo.

Nick would never tell anyone, especially not Frank, but he had to admit that maybe Frank had been right all along.

And as Santa and Blitzen flew off into the sunset in Santa’s sleigh, the sound of a rocket launcher locking on could be heard.

[whimsicalbumblebee]

I posted 2,429 times in 2021

86 posts created (4%)

2343 posts reblogged (96%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 27.2 posts.

I added 986 tags in 2021

#13 sentinels: aegis rim - 298 posts

#aa - 150 posts

#kh - 111 posts

#omori - 98 posts

#twewy - 76 posts

#reblog from artblog - 73 posts

#bee buzzes - 62 posts

#deltarune - 46 posts

#apollo justice - 37 posts

#deltarune spoilers - 35 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#i dont know how old they are in r;n dash but like? by all means kurisu and okabe should have developed more of an undetstanding and a proper

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

This just hit me while rewatching episode 5 about how Neku and Joshua had to open a wall to get to Udagawa but somehow all these players were already there.

Thanks to @ gramoturtle too for pushing this thought process!

Major Spoilers for the game are under the cut!!

The game makes it clear that where you wake up isn't consistent. The anime kinda makes it clear but not quite as much since they usually wake up in Scramble Crossing or by Hachiko.

However I always assumed all the players would wake up in the same spot. That... doesn't seem to be the case, even in the game.

Firstly I think Minamimoto, for obvious game spoilery reasons pf wanting to be Composer, is singling out Neku and Joshua. Particularly Joshua. But at the same time, needs to get rid of the other players.

If the Game Master has control over where players wake up, I can imagine that's exactly why Neku and Joshua woke up far from Udagawa with a level three wall separating their path to that part of the city while also putting every other player within that area prone to taboo noise attacks.

Its basically an execution of players. He doesn't care about them, just his own goal of getting to Joshua.

The game also implies the reapers have some semblance of control over where the players wake up so this doesn't seem like an 'anime only' thing.

Two points I can think off the bat. Week 1, Day 3 I think, Neku and Shiki wake up in the dark concert hall. There are still players besides them, notably Beat and Rhyme but they don't seem to have woken up in the same spot, implying not all players awake in the same parts of the city.

Second, in week 3 with Beat, when they wake up in the Underpass by Miyashita park, this was an intentional awakening point by Kariya to intentionally stir up memories of Beat's death. Its where Beat is forced to remember his motives and how he failed to protect Rhyme. As for the reason other than plot? I'm not sure why Kariya wanted to do that. He doesn't seem clear in his motives either though and that's another can of worms.

TL;DR. My guess is that Minamimoto intentionally isolated Joshua and Neku from the other players so that he can erase all of them but those two.

16 notes • Posted 2021-05-10 04:16:35 GMT

#4

13 Sentinels and their Love Languages

This is really just my take on how each of these characters most strongly express their love platonically and otherwise! ^^ I’ll put explanations in a reblog once I actually finish!

Acts of service:

Megumi Yakushiji

Ei Sekigahara

Ryoko Shinonome Gift giving:

Nenji Ogata

Tsukasa Okino

Tamao Kurabe Quality time:

Iori Fuyusaka

Tomi Kisaragi

Yuki Takamiya Words of affirmation:

Takatoshi Hijiyama

Keitaro Miura

Shu Amiguchi Physical touch:

Juro Kurabe

Natsuno Minami

Renya Gouto

This may change over time as I’m still working on the explanations! 

20 notes • Posted 2021-03-29 02:41:34 GMT

#3

OMORI KH AU MASTERPOST

This will be updated overtime but here here is the Masterpost for everything related to the AU!

I don't write it in order but I will probably try to make it as cohesive as possible!

General gist of the Story (Intro post to the AU)

The Characters + Designs:

Sunny and Mari

Character Details (no designs) (Hero, Aubrey, Kel, Basil)

Aubrey

Basil

Kel

Hero

Prequel

Sunny acquiring the Keyblade + First meeting with everyone

The Accident:

The Accident and aftermath (+ art of The Accident)

Basil's reaction (also general comments + Mari and Sunny's beta designs)

Post Accident Adventure:

Basil and Omori

26 notes • Posted 2021-07-15 01:34:24 GMT

#2

Happy White Day 03/14!  READ RIGHT TO LEFT!

 Here’s an idea I had yesterday! I thought it was a cute idea to have the guys ask Megumi help in making chocolate gifts, esp since her cooking is known to be really good! ^^

Bonus Hijiyama and Okino:

31 notes • Posted 2021-03-15 03:38:20 GMT

#1

TWEWY EPISODE 5 in a nutshell

33 notes • Posted 2021-05-08 03:56:45 GMT

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[kisses4roman]

hi hi i never done one of these but it was so cute i couldn’t help it so ty @overlyinvestednverygay aka loml for tagging me ;000

nicknames: i don’t really have any? some of my friends call me lade which is just my name replaced with an l, idk when that started but-

zodiac: taurus sun, virgo moon, pisces rising 😅

height: 5’4

hogwarts house: hufflepuff

last thing i googled: ‘what item am i quiz’ it was for school lol-

song stuck in my head: she by harry styles idk why

amount of sleep: LMAO, my sleep schedule’s fucked so it depends. sometimes it’s 2 hours, other times it’s like 10. consistent sleep schedule? never fucking heard pf her

lucky number: 7!

dream job: i honestly am not sure yet (and it stresses me the hell out) but i definitely want to major in psych later on so maybe like a psychologist or smt

wearing: a back shirt w a pineapple on it lmao- and i have no pants on because it’s way too hot in california rn and i just wanna not burn to death-

favorite instrument: piano or clarinet

aesthetic: i’m not really sure. sunsets, tea parties, cute picnics w your s/o on a grassy flower field, those really pretty pictures of europe u see on pinterest :(( flowery dresses, the beach and cats

favorite song: this always changes,,,?? so no clue but my top 2 most listened to tracks rn (according to some website) is the schuyler sisters from hamilton (what even-) and sofia by clairo (my love)

favorite author: don’t have one

favorite animal: CATS!!!!!

favorite animal sound: idk?? meows?? lol

random! i don’t know i’m not interesting

google ur name + fav color + aesthetic and pick some pictures!!

idk this is kinda cool :0

tags: any of you guys can do it <3<3

[bey0nd-the-peruvian-lama]

Fanfics ask

I’ve been tagged by @a-study-in-shakespeare​. Jesus you won’t stop even if I tell you so right ?

Why/how did you get into fanfiction?

I first started to read fanfictions when I discovered the Hetalia fandom, and it was with @a-study-in-shakespeare​‘s fictions. And... Yeah, I just got inspired during one French class and went with the flow to write my first fanfiction about this manga.

Why did you get into writing?

That’s one dumb question duh. Like, man I don’t know. Just, I already loved writing as a child so It just went by naturally.

How long have you been writing? 2 years of fanfictions for now.

Do you think you’re a good writer? Well... Just as @a-study-in-shakespeare​ said, ask my readers. (even if I don’t have much... *sob*) I can’t answer this question because firstly I’m an eternal insatisfied person about EVERY SINGLE THING I’m doing in my life, and secondly because I’m not in the right place to be criticising what I write and wrote.

Do you think you’ve improved?

Compared to my first fanfiction, yes. But as I said I really am critical about what I write so I won’t be able to say anything good about it.

Name one thing that helps you write Music.

Have you ever gotten hate related to fics? If it’s the case, I have never received any threatening messages though.

Fanfiction or books?

Both.

Do you want to professionally write? If not, what would you like to do/what do you do? Honestly? I don’t think so. I repeat myself, but I am too critical toward myself to write something I personnaly created, a story that would not be based on an other fictional universe. I‘m currently studying History at University, so I’m not really meant to end as a writer. But maybe one day you’ll see vulgarization books about History for kids wrote by me.

Have you ever been published professionally? Nope.

What is your favorite story/ies you’ve written?

Sweet Dreams, mon Cher and Bella Ciao. I think I’m more and more messing up things with Der Fall von Deutschland and that’s a shame because I really do loved this story.

Why is it/are they your favorite(s)? I really thought and wrote Sweet Dreams, mon Cher as if it was a film. And it did work just as I wanted it to! I mean, I took a very long time to write it, did many research, worked a lot on the flow, the articulation of the different parts and narratives, etc etc. It gave me a hard time, but It was worth it and I’m quite proud of it.

And Bella Ciao... Well it’s not finished yet (and it barely began actually) but I really do like the plot I chose for it. British intelligences and World War II context... What else could I dream for?

What is your least favorite story/ies you’ve written? Meh. I already said I’m the self-critical type. So merely EVERYTHING I wrote is garbage for me.

Why is/are they your least favorite(s)? /

What is something you expect from a fanfiction? Emotions. I’m really a sensitive reader, who likes to be drawned in the fanfiction’s context/universe. If after a few words I’m not totally submerged in the story I just stop reading. || Consistency or Realism. I mean, I really don’t like stories which couldn’t be “occurate”, or which distorde the characters’personality too much.

How do you feel about troll fics? I remember reading once troll fics in the Hetalia fandom about Sweden and an Ikea shelf, and about Lithuania and a potato. That was reaaaally funny, but... It depends on what those troll fics are about.

What is your favorite writing style? I don’t really have any favourite writing style... I think though.

Do you write things for the sake of popularity? No. I just write what I want and like to write.

Do you think fanfiction is a good way to get into writing? “Yes. If you’re too shy or not at ease with creating your own characters, it can help. I see it as a full and complex in itself though, not an inferior type pf wrting for failed writers as people often see it.” <<<<< Exactly the same, Sweetheart.

What is something you like about the fanfiction world? I don’t know... I’ve encountered one precious friend thanks to fanfictions, and... No really I don’t know, I’m not good with these kind of questions :,(

What is something you dislike about the fanfiction world? Fandom wars. You have the right to dislike, or even hate a pairing I ship, and vice versa. But don’t you DARE try to impose your likes to me and I won’t do the same to you. (Like, man. I am the only one in my friends group who hate RusAme from Hetalia. I don’t even count anymore the times when they just pissed me off about this with “why don’t you ship them? They are so cute together!” NO. I don’t like it, please respect this and shut your mouth. I’d be really grateful.)

What is a pairing you’re currently shipping? You know, there will ALWAYS be 4 pairings I will never be able to forget or not to ship anymore: Hetalia’s FrUk and Spamano; and Haikyuu!!’s IwaOi (the old married couple <3) and BokuAka (my sweet owlets~).

What is something canon you’ll never ship? *spoiler alert* John/Mary. JOHN IS SHERLOCK’S PROPERTY F * C K  U MARY I DID NOT EVEN CRY FOR YOUR DEATH.

What is something fanon you’ll never ship? Incest.

In conclusion: Any writing advice? “Enjoy yourself first, write what you feel like writing, not what people expect/want you to write, and make your own choices. Your writing style is personal and it should stay that way: determined by your own choices (nothing upsets me more than having a teacher checking and changing my writing style. Grr). “ - Quoting Ve again because I totally agree with it.

AND I TAG NOBODY.

[skittidyne]

tagged by @risquetendencies which i guess doesn’t exist as a tag for some reason

A - Age: 26

B - Biggest Fear: i really don’t do well with needles or heights in-person, but i have the most anxiety dreams related to my teeth. also, guns make me incredibly nervous. 

C - Current Time: 12:27am

D - Drink You Last Had: strawberry lemonade powerade

E - Every Day Starts With: blindly looking at my phone until i drag myself out for a shower. sometimes it’s lulu morning time, however. then she puts her little bitty beans on my boobs and puts all her weight onto them

F - Favourite Song: i don’t trust people who have a single favorite song that’s forever consistent. aqua mika and shiny toy guns are my homeboys though.

G - Ghosts, are they real?: i feel as if i’m contractually obligated to answer this affirmatively, but i don’t really believe in them myself

H - Hometown: military family doesn’t lead to a sense of any real hometown, but i moved to jersey from south dakota. i lived in 3 different places there, but like... the entire state. i hate it. 

I - In love with: every cat

J - Jealous of: people who can write

K - Killed someone?: i feel it would be problematic no matter how i answered this

L - Last time you cried: uhh, when my cat died, i think? i’m not a crier

M - Middle Name: m

N - Number of Siblings: 1, and he is precious and handsome and clever and perfect and i love him

O - One wish: i wish for attention

P - Person you last called/texted: i called my brother last night, and i texted pf earlier about whether or not he wanted a brownie (he didn’t. they were amaretto brownies. i had it instead.)

Q - Questions I’m always asked: "so when do i get to see you out on that dance floor”, “how do you manage to juggle that many characters/plots”, “when will you update”, “skitty why are you eating those jellybeans you are allergic aren’t you”

R - Reasons to smile: students bring me things. today it was amaretto brownies, yesterday it was pretty bracelets. also, lulubell exists. 

S - Song you last sang: it was probably something on my driving cd, so statistically either “deserving?” or “little talks” 

T - Time you woke up: 11am is my alarm currently

U - Underwear colour: orange and stripey and cotton. period panties. 

V - Vacation destination: oh shit paris

W - Worst habit: i feel like all my worst bits are lack of behaviors. i guess i wear clothes more than i should between washes. 

X - X-rays you’ve had: just dental as far as i know. and airport stuff. i hope everyone liked my nipple piercings. 

Y - Your favorite food: uhh, i like things involving chocolate and marshmallows. just those. i also really like noodles. and fruity sour candy. 

Z - Zodiac sign: capricorn in case it wasn’t massively obvious (it is)