#not real.txt

[oh-thatwassoreal]

going to give him the pounding of his life 2nite (the boy writing this)

[helekin]

im gonna be real im never gonna clear that posting backlog

[danceinsidelightning]

So i was browsing through files and found one called saki sonobashi real.txt and thought to myself "oh? I wrote an interpretation of Saki Sonobashi? The infamous fake 4chan anime?" and then I open the file and see this.

It wasn't Saki Sonobashi, it was a text file where I would have put my first reactions to the manga Saki. I still haven't read past the first chapter.

[reasonlivings]

PSA, EXTREMELY IMPORTANT! CALL-OUT POST FOR @miegyenes !

• They're a fuckin,,, precious,,, bear bun. yes.

• I'd sell my soul for them if I had one (I'm a gotdamn ginger)

• I'd kill for them

• When the Officialverse was littered with drama and I didnt know what to do, so i left the discord for what i think was three days, their existence gave me purpose and reassured me "If you do the thinf that you wanr to do which is a very, very bad thing, Nebby will kill you."

• They made me reassured that it's ok to have self inserts and self ships with fictional character !! f/os!! I cod rant for long time about my last grouo of / f r k e n d s/ on how they made me feel about that, but i wont !!

• They actually talk to me about fnachs even thiugh they havent even wATCHED IT WHICH IS S O G O O D BECUASE I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SCREAN ABIJT IT TO SOMEINE IN NY L LI F E. /my old 'f r i e n d s' never,, ever engaged into my special interests, ever/

THE COST OF LOVINF AND APPRECIATING MY FRIEMD IS GONNA CRASH MY ENTIRE PHONE FNFDNFNDNSJNF

bonus:

• Whenever I'm in a depressed state, I don't tell them unless its urgent. it's my instinct, since I've grown around people who never cared abiut me. I tell myself "No stop thinkjng this, Nebby cares abijt yiu!" but my thiughts always come back "bold of you to assume the give a fuck about a piece kf garbage like me"

[kaitomememota]

i’m not the real kaito momota i’m not every other kaito out there is real and i’m the false one, there’s no way in hell that i could possibly be kaito when everyone else is him and so much better at it, i’m not real, i’m not real i’m not real i’m not real i’m not real

[hyperiondevil-blog]

lonely dib hours because I miss my best friend Bill again!

[oh-thatwassoreal]

breathong heavily i like big tsll men so i can suck them dry like a vampire bat

[oh-thatwassoreal]

truth be told i think i'd be at least 30% more subby if i had a penis

[oh-thatwassoreal]

hrrmdnhn well i thought cumming sm from vag penetration that u make enough fluid to do anal was a myth but no it can happen. to me even

[oh-thatwassoreal]

pre-op feeling of getting wet/hard thinking about someone touching ur flat chest >>>

[oh-thatwassoreal]

sorry that im literally from the 1900s but cab calloway was soooo cute

[oh-thatwassoreal]

u ever remember something seemingly innocuous and think like. oh that was the origin of my kink. was just thinking about smt and was like. oh THATS why thats a core memory huh

[oh-thatwassoreal]

like no i can't get a boner but have u considered i can just stuff a dildo into my underwear. it looks the same and it's just as uncomfortable. and if i hide it badly enough u can idk grab it or grind into it or whatever.. and since mine is double ended u can also stick half of it in me n let the other half stick out. if u even care

[helekin]

i should post stuff so that the content appearing over here isn't only wrong reblogs.

[reasonlivings]

2nites mood

W/o a doubt this will crash my phone

New vent tag, Yo soy real.txt

I'm feeling. actual despair.

[hyperiondevil-blog]

stupid random memory, but I had a pet fish that I loved sm