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narwhalsarefalling · 14 days

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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

#the narwhal speaks #we’re close enough in age and looks to pass for the other #if you took out photos and then shrunk it down on shitty plastic #if he gets asked why he doesnt quite look like the photo he has a whole speech planned abt how hormone replacement therapy changed so much #like muscle distribution etc #he hasnt been asked yet tho but hes practed the speech on me its totally great #what a time for our generation to be alive

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a-rabbit-obsessed-queer · 2 months

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Aspec men deserve much more respect and recognition in the aspec community than they receive. They often face a different form of aphobia specific to them ("men are naturally sexual they can't be ace" "all men are unromantic that's not unique") this rhetoric is spouted by many, even members of our own community and I hope for a day where that is no longer the case. As an ace and demiro woman (demigirl but that's beside the point) I want to encourage folks to take the time to give the aspec men in their lives support and to the aspec men reading, you are who you say you are no matter what people say and you deserve the world. I'm sorry for the ways in which toxic masculinity has harmed you. You are a valued member of the aspec community and the queer community as a whole. No ace or aro person is broken and neither are you. I'm sorry if anyone has ever told you otherwise.

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petricorah · 7 months

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lacking courage [id in alt]

#zukka #zukka fanart #sokka #zuko #zuko fanart #atla fanart #YES sokka he did ask you out here for a particular reason. what you think zuko likes being in the snow? NO he likes seeing you smile becaus #the snow reminds you of home and when you smile he gets this feeling in his chest that he can't quite deal with #and he was going to TELL YOU but he got scared. coward #can you tell i did this start to finish in one night for normal reasons

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cowboysmp3 · 10 months

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it is always under appreciated how secretive phoenix is like he’s very breezy and hard to nail down. i feel like it’s bc he’s often seen in the context of his relationship with edgeworth but like. edgeworth isn’t cagey. if anything he’s somewhat willing to share a moderate level of personal details if he’s able to, he’s just awkward and very formal and task oriented. phoenix is snarky and impersonal but everyone allows it cause he gets deemed as harmless and goofy. kind of a slay

#hes the kind of guy who won’t tell you when his birthday is #or you’d ask him what he ate for dinner and he’d be like oh you know :)#like you know ZERO things about him unless they’re 1. in relation to edgeworth or 2. relevant to a case #it’s just so interesting people tend to characterise him as quite open and goofy #but he’s kinda catty and won’t tell you anything #i think like maya and edgeworth would wear him down eventually #and probably trucy and eventually apollo #but i think edgeworth would like Fix Himself and Go To Therapy and would eventually be like #phoenix u need to. sort out this aloofness you’ve developed #Edgeworth Assigned Therapy #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #narumitsu #wrightworth

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muffinlance · 4 months

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Do you get the impression the live action is treating us like utter morons?? Like I thought that making it aimed at an older audience would open the doors for more subtle story telling, but no, they're just using monologues to tell us eveything! Like in the second episode Katara's like 'oh his power isn't that he's the avatar, it's that he ~connects~ to people'. Girl we're not idiots we can see that!! And the first episode with Aang's goddawful 'I don't want this responsibility' monologue

THIS, YES. The word that keeps coming to mind is definitely "subtlety". The show for literal children? Had it. The remake for adults? Not so much.

#This is literally Storytelling 101: Show Don't Tell #I'm sorry scriptwriters I know you were working before your union won minimal staffing in writers' rooms and decent pay and all that #but You Know What You Did #Also cgi artists plz unionize #A few more hours on Momo would have maybe taken him further out of the nightmare monkey puppet category #I know some people are reporting him as cute #But all I can see is a creature from the Magnus Archives #that thing is the skin of Momo being worn by something that doesn't quite move right underneath #And maybe it is looking for a better fit #Don't let it touch you adorable child actor Aang #avatar the last airbender #atla #natla #Anyone looking to block the live action posts I'll be tagging all of these with that natla tag going forward #But yeah not going to post about it much #I came I saw I deemed it not worth the hours of my life it asked #I can literally write a better Avatar AU than this #Anyway back to Toph beating up Blind Zuko!#*write write write"#(their big budget fanfic can't hurt me it can only introduce more fans to the original)

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markscherz · 28 minutes

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Behold, the European platonic ideal of a frog.

#frog #animals #wildlife #nature #amphibian #the fact that the literal bog-standard frog in Europe is commonly known as the 'edible frog' is also quite telling #I say European platonic ideal because this is NOT what the ideal frog looks like if you were to average all modern frogs out #for one that frog would almost certainly be brown #but also it would be MUCH smaller #and have probably much less webbed feet #Pelophylax #Pelophylax kl. esculentus #why yes my son does have sauropod gumboots thanks for asking

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ask-looks-to-the-moon · 8 months

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[First] <<Prev - Page 27 (Intermission part 1/2) - Next >>

Moon talks with her current administrator!

#rainworld #rain world #rain world askblog #looks to the moon #iterators #[mun] sorry for the cliffhanger! I actually wanted this to be one update but that felt quite impossible #so in the meantime if you feel like guessing what moon is being shown #be my guest!#i hope you enjoy the pages!#vast horizons over small seas or just horizons (the ancient in the pages) will be a character you see once in a while #after this intermission asks will open again!

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ascendingconures · 6 months

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my Pre-distortion Michael Shelley model... i have put him in VR...

Hanging with my bestie homophobic vase

#he is a little uncanny valley #but he is cute and i love him #ive got quite a bit of compliments on this avatar and people asking what its from #so i get to spread the word of TMA #its got a big tma quote on the back of his shirt and the eye thing isnt really michael #he ismostly like.. my tma evangelical avatar #people think it looks cool and ask me what its from and i just tell them to listen to tma #michael shelley #tma #magnus archives #michael distortion #Blender #my art #3d art #do not look too closely at the unity scene you will see how unorganized i am

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aardvaark · 27 days

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im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.

#leverageposting #leverage #sophie devereaux #wren speaks #particularly that one of or both her parents had to move around a lot for work & so she would change herself to fit in at every new school #or new town etc etc. and that whatever original identity she had was dropped due to some kind of really awful event and her bio family think #she’s dead. eg she got into some kind of extreme legal trouble for the first time & she faked her death & everyone she knew as a kid thinks #she’s dead too. like. astrid wasn’t the first person she left to miss/mourn her.#but also that she was a teen runaway at like age ~16 and pretended to be an adult (like. 18/19) cause theres not much you can do by yourself #as a minor like booking flights or renting an apartment. and so began her first proper alias. and she was a pickpocket until she could fund #her life fully through grifting & cons.#or alternatively her parents died when she was a teen & she was old enough to become an emancipated minor (everyone in lev is an orphan)#and she kind of just fell into crime from there bc she had no one #or perhaps she got married at 17 and realised how fucked it all was and stashed money until she could run away & leave it all behind. that’s #bc of a single vague sentence on john rogers’ blog saying she was married at 17 and in context it was quite possibly a joke or random #hypothetical example but i was like what if???? What If???????#i also like the hc that she’s trans which i’ve seen a few times #in some versions in my mind her parents were okay and in some versions they were awful and in some versions it was so complicated.#i think tara has heard one story and parker or hardison have heard another and nate has never heard any story. he’s never asked.#she is here now and that’s all that needs knowing. and sophie devereaux is her real name in any way it matters.#eliot has also never asked and she asked if he was curious once and he just asked if she was curious about What He Did and that was answer #enough for the both of them. just a mutual agreement not to ask and it actually solidified their bond.#i think she struggled for a long time about whether to tell her new family The Real Story but in much the same way we never hear her birth #name bc it’s not Her anymore… she never gives The Real Story. bc it no longer defines who she is. she’s so much more than whatever happened.#lvg

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howlonomy · 4 months

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How would Human Clover react if they could see their future (Monster Clover)? I think they'd probably think it's cool or something

honestly? its hard to come to terms with the loss of yourself. are you “you” when you look nothing like yourself? (of course you are, but its hard to accept that. you’ll never look like “you” again. its going to be a journey to accept the new you. flowey would know all about that, wouldnt he)

#undertale yellow #monster clover au #clover uty #flowey the flower #my art #NOT QUITE WHAT YOU ASKED FOR SORRY!!! but i thought it would be fun to piggyback off this #theyll find it cool once the shock wears off and they can actually like. function ‘normally’#anyways. IDENTITY CRISIS BE UPON YE ‼️💥💥💥#mcau lore #mcau art

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emry-stars-art · 11 months

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I’m imaging the cuddles you were describing and AWWWWWW I can’t stop smiling that’s so sweet 🥹❤️❤️

Mer cuddles mer cuddles mer cuddles (and a potential Nicky, I’m testing designs as both manta ray and like ribbon eel or something)

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phykoha · 23 days

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I hate hate HATE when people say I'm "having an attitude" with them, bc I'm literally not until AFTER they say that. And thats not even "an attitude", it's me being annoyed and frustrated bc youre saying im having an attitude when im NOT.

Like what does that even mean. I'm just autistic.

#blah blah blah #vent #like i was just responding to my name being called???? i literally just went “huh?” which i do all the time?????#and when you walk off mumbling shit that i cant hear bc we're dozens of feet away from each other in a loud ass store #and i come over and ask what you wanted #and youre like “i said we'll talk when you drop the attitude” or whatever and have the audacity to smirk at me like its a joke and i have #any idea wtf youre talking about #like i got so frustrated and upset about it that i legit cried for like an hour after that. while still doing my work bc i just wanna get #done and go home.#this is about one of my managers btw. if it wasn't obvious #like shes cool most of the time. but she says shit sometimes that make me wanna quit on the fucking spot

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months

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