#not quite dead pod

[notquitedeadpod]

remember, if you

gay

vampires

science facts

crunch

bite bite bite

cry

listen to NOT QUITE DEAD, it's a show where podcasts

[hangingslothcentral]

looking for a new audio drama?

If you like weird philosophical sci-fi and cyborgs, and hate AI and capitalism, check out Clockwork Bird!! it's the first show I ever made so it's a bit rough around the edges but it's an exploration about the rights of the dead, the limits of science, and the nature of personhood. it's all told through scattered 'found footage' recordings as listened to by Shelly Croft as she looks for her missing journalist girlfriend, Alice, who disappeared whilst she was investigating the welfare of Robin Jaeger, the posterchild for advanced synthetic limbs who may be more, and less, than he seems.

Clockwork Bird as 30 episodes, each 10-25 minutes long.

If you like spooky stories with a lot of heart, long series with lots of moving parts and character arcs, check out Spirit Box Radio! This show has a ton of original music and an accordian cast which grows as the show goes on, topping out at about 27 VAs. Sam Enfield is the happy-go-lucky host of Spirit Box Radio's Enlightenment Segment in the absence of its previous host, but something fishy is going on, and Sam's actually at the centre of a plot with apocalyptic stakes. SBR is a show about grief, storytelling, and what happens when a people pleaser has potentially unlimited magical powers. Find it @spiritboxradio.

Spirit Box Radio has 93 episodes, each 15-30 minutes long, with season finales that are up to 50 minutes long.

Do you like vampires? Gay vampires? Gay vampires that suck (blood. and other, uh, things)? Not Quite Dead may be the show for you. Join Alfie, a former A&E nurse who's knee deep in horrors because of his boyfriend, Casper, who is a vampire. Cas is missing with no indication of when he will return, but without his blood, Alfie is going to die. As time runs out, Alfie records everything he can remember about the months leading up to this moment. This show is gory and horny. Season Two has a tiny blonde guy who sounds French but who is older than the concept of France. This love story bites, viciously, multiple times, for fun and profit. Find it at @notquitedeadpod.

Not Quite Dead has 40 episodes, each 20-40 minutes long. The final season will be out in 2025.

Are you into mysteries and characters who eat hot chip and lie? Do you enjoy listening to shows as they air? Are you a person who likes to have conspiracy-board-level theories about the media you engage with? My new show, Remnants, might be just up your alley. Remnants follows the Apprentice as he learns how to read the objects that come to the First and Last Place. He's watched over by Sir, but Sir isn't much help. Thier purpose is strange and confusing, and the more remnants the Apprentice reads, the more he wonders at what the meaning of it all is, and if there might be some connection he's been missing... Find it at @remnantspod.

Remnants S1 will have 30 episodes of about 30 minutes. S1 started airing in July, and will finish in March 2025.

[aslongasitistold]

jst listened to all of not quite dead over the last 5 days.feelimg so so normal

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THATS SOOOO REAL I listened to it so quickly and literally felt like my brain was melting in the best possible way it’s CRAZYYYY but it’s soooo good. I haven’t actually listened to the Halloween episode yet I’ve been so busy but I can’t wait to have A Real Normal Time with that

[pikachic]

I started listening to Not Quite Dead! I’m eight episodes in and running around in circles in my room (It’s very good)

[alicemain0541]

Something that I think about is the sympathetic quality of the half mades. Obviously it’s a bad thing to turn into they aren’t a desire but there’s a kind of sympathy and understanding that comes along with them. They’re always referred to as nuzzling, searching to be fed,cared for. Searching for a mother, a carer and someone they can trust. We know they don’t suffer and that’s obviously best for them but even so it has to be a horrible existence. How unglamorous their not-lives are. Breaking themselves in so many ways for the opportunity to feed, being consigned to a gruesome death and floating in a river. I just can’t get over them :/

[jat-a-fan-of-stuff]

I know i have sinned greatly for putting off listening to the newest nqd episode, but i finally did and omg it was amazinggggg

[unmechanism]

why are they like this??? WHY???? (not quite dead Mordacious spoilers under the cut)

good lord.....

[hangingslothcentral]

This is now!!! The Camlann marathon itself is getting started in 30 mins or so 👀

LIVESTREAM MARATHON - THIS SATURAY 30TH NOVEMBER!

Come help us raise money for season 2 of Camlann by tuning in to our twelve hour marathon on the @tincanaudio Twitch channel!

There'll be 27 prizes available, including the only Camlann merchandise currently in existence: 9 posters with our show art, and 9 custom campfire patches made by our very own Ross McFarlane, as well as 9 hardback copies of Ella's TTRPG Upriver, Downriver thanks to the generous support of @macguffinandco.

Plus! We're going to be joined by amazing guests from all across the podcast landscape, joining us to chat about folklore, mythology and much much more. These guests will include: Motzie from @hinaypod, @laurenshippen, Eira from @hangingslothcentral, Cat from The Call fo Cthulhu Mystery Programme, Gabriel and Sarah from Wolf 359, Marc from Archive 81, Steve from Old Gods of Appalachia, Joe from Midnight Burger, Richard from Visionaries, and Eleanor and Martin from the Three Ravens podcast!

And of course, the cast and crew will be there to chat and joke along as we relisten to series one of Camlann, with an episode on the hour every hour from 3pm GMT.

So please - come say hi, tell a friend, and consider donating to help us make season 2. We can't wait!

Keep the fires burning.

[notquitedeadpod]

The third and final part of the NQD Q&A is wiggling its way to your phones and preferred listening devices!! It has an announcement at the end: I will be running a crowdfunder for NQD S4 in March 2025!!

You can sign up to be notified about the launch here:

I'd be super grateful if you did, even if you aren't intending to pledge in March or if you're not sure if you'll be able to. The more pre-sign ups I get, the more visible the campaign is to Kickstarter, and the more likely the campaign is to be successful!

[hangingslothcentral]

i love the absolutely bonkers levels of pseudoscience about vampires i do over on @notquitedeadpod and yes it is entirely borne out of a frustration with vampire stories going just a little of the way towards providing a scientific theory of vampires but i also just fucking love the energy of being like *shrug*

'but how do the werewolves---'

*shrug*

'but if the fire magic is---'

*shrug*

'how can the selkies even---'

*eats popcorn*

'have you even thought this through?'

*making focaccia*

[marisashorror]

Time to forget

Inspired by a guy from @notquitedeadpod

[nexpire]

ok now what about this guys please will someone heed my vision

has anyone drawn Alfie and Casper as Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

[aslongasitistold]

A couple of days ago I finished listening to Not Quite Dead and it's fucking amazing, I'm so obsessed and I feel like there are more important things for me to be preoccupied with about it but I cannot stop thinking about CASPER. Like, I had believed he was dead ever since they found him, and was even like damn Alfie this denial is extreme, but I just don't KNOW anymore. Like the fact that they never got around to properly burning or burying Casper before he was fuckin body snatched is SO suspicious to me, like sure maybe Bonham etc wanted to do more tests on him or whatever, but didn't we establish that they left everything in the lab, including Casper, there on purpose for Alfie and Neige to find??? And WHAT is the significance of the tie between Casper and Alfie breaking and that being very clearly stated at the start of the latest episode??? Especially since I thought Alfie was under the impression that it'd take years for that to fade. IDK MANNNN I'm not saying Casper is alive. But perhaps he's still a little bit not quite dead.

[btbluetangerine]

Neige, Alfie, and Casper from Not Quite Dead :)

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

post by selescope (source) / post by jb-blunk (source) /comic by trianglart (source) / tiktok screenshot / BBC article

Not Quite Dead Alfie-centered webweave (my first time making one of these PLEASE the boy is. unwell)

[jat-a-fan-of-stuff]

I feel like this is on theme with the new episode lmao