#not nearly enough coffee

[introspectivememories]

literally can't stop thinking about mafia!bernard and police informant!tim

it got too long for the tags

bear's in the mafia for whatever reason

and tim is part of a police team called idfk the bats

anyway bear's mafia is getting too big and they need sm1 on the inside. enter tim.

tim is a police legacy. his dad was a policeman and so was his father's father and on it goes

and he might've made it onto captain wayne's team but he's desperate to prove to the force that he's not a fuckin nepo baby

so he takes the job. enter bernard who only meets tim after he's been on the mission for a year now.

bear quickly takes a liking to this new recruit who's efficient and smart and has the tiniest waist he's ever seen.

and tim goes along with this liking cause hey information from the top will be more valuable right?

and they fall into this fuckbuddies relationship that quickly becomes way more. because like fuck bear looks at tim like he's worth smth

like he's more than what his parents have set out for him. like he's somebody. like he loves tim for tim. and not for what tim can do for him.

and fuck he loves bear and his smiles. the way his eyes crinkle and his gums show. he loves the way bear looks with a gun in his hands and he knows that's fucked up but the first time he saw bear with a gun in his hands and blood splattered across his face he had to actively stop himself from jumping bear in front of the mafia. and no matter how rough bear is when he's on the field he always caresses tim's cheeks with a softness tim didn't know was possible

and fuck his dick is massive and it's really not helping tim's feelings. and he knows he's compromised and fuck cpt. wayne probs knows too

but shit bear holds him like he's precious. bear looks at him like he loves him. bear twines their bodies together like he'll die if they part

bear whispers sweet nothings into his ears as they fall asleep and it'll break him when he has to give bear up but he's always been selfish

he'll keep this for as long as he can. (please lord let him have this.)

and on bear's end he really only becomes interested in this new recruit when he watches the boy deliver 10 backhanded compliments in a row

and nobody pick up on it. it takes 3 months before bear figures out that tim's a spy and still he keeps seeing him

bc it doesn't matter that tim'll be his downfall. it doesnt matter that tim doesnt really love him or care about him. that it's only a mission for tim bc tim is the best thing bear's life.

he is the sun to bear's moon. the first word on his lips when he wakes up and the last when he goes to sleep.

and he loves every version of tim -- when he's caustic and biting, when he's blissed out in bed covered in the marks bernard left, when he's laughing, when he's crying

every version on tim is a version he likes. and one of these days, his pretty bird is going to have to leave their nest but at least bear can hold tim until then

at least bear can press promises into his thighs. at least he can whisper his devotion into the crook of tim's neck. at least he can leave marks on tim -- lovebites on his neck, handprints on his thighs and hips -- a tapestry that says "i was here. and i loved him. i love him and i am here."

but until that day comes, bear will work on quitting smoking and turning his favorite safehouse into a home for them.

(please lord, just let him have this. just let him have tim.)

[waywardvagabonds]

Water’s safe, can make my own ice cubes again, can use my electric kettle again, there will be proper cold and hot beverages once more!

[californiaquail]

shroom festival slaps it's full of exactly the type of freaks (affectionate) you would expect and i got a cool glass pendant and a lions mane grow kit and met a lady with a truffle hunting dog who told me she takes people truffle hunting and to call her and i'm about to go get some chanterelles <- guy who does not like eating mushrooms

[dearestwoods]

hello, friend! what’s your favourite kind of caffeinated beverage? hope you’re doing well!!

...Hi, "Anonymous".

I'm not sure. I haven't had coffee in... a couple weeks. But before that, I either drank black coffee strong enough to bring a dead horse back to life, or S's special blend.

[megalommi]

Alphys: ...Uh, hey, would you want to watch a human TV show together??? Sometime??? It's called, um, M...Mew Mew Kissy Cutie...

It's so good! It's um, my favourite show! It's all about this human girl named Mew Mew who has cat ears!

Which humans don't have! S-so she's all sensitive about them!

But like... Eventually! She realizes that her ears don't matter!

That her friends like her despite the ears!

It's really moving! Whoops, spoilers

Also, this sounds weird, but she has the power!

To control the minds of anyone she kisses!

She kisses people and controls them to fix her problems!!

They don't remember anything after the kiss I mean!!

BUT IF SHE MISSES THE KISS!!! THEN!!

Then, uh, and, uh, also I mean, of course eventually, she realizes that controlling people

OKAY WELL I almost spoiled the whole show, but

Uhhh, I think you'd really like it!!!

Baggs: ... I can see how one might find that... relatable viewing.

[chaoskid-deer]

i wish that every time i wanted a coffee an angel came down from on high and said in a voice like a thousand people speaking in unison “REMEMBER WHAT HEART PALPITATIONS FEEL LIKE, MY CHILD” bc i think that would probably dissuade me

[shiniestcrow]

Got some Rausch chocolate from my grandpa and I just had the most delicious piece of chocolate filled with chocolate coffee cream/mousse and it was the only piece of it I had and just uggghhh

want more orz

[mixtapedoh]

charmer! jeonghan pics pls 🥺🥺

jeonghan!!!!!!!!!!!! i simply want to sit on the floor of his apartment with mediocre takeout and try (read: fail) to destroy him at a card game.

ੈ✩‧₊ — charmer

now you can have your incorrect opinion about poodle!jeonghan but personally, he is the subject of all my subpar poetry

[hella1975]

ive officially sold my soul to the devil <- applied at starbucks

[schnoodlestein]

For the love of god can people please tag or put content warnings or something on pictures of a man with a highly visible, profusely bleeding, and open self harm wound before sharing it around willy nilly, thanks

[blackvelvetofnight]

coworkers who you'd hang with outside of work but on shift you need to kill with hammers

[my-chemical-rot]

I’m several weeks late but to celebrate finally getting my driver’s license I’m gonna spend a frankly ridiculous amount of money on a single (1) beverage

[itstimeforstarwars]

The retail feel of I need a cigarette so fucking bad.

[depresseddepot]

what is it about certain types of songs that make it feel like my soul is being pulled out of my body by some strong magnet. my liberation notes by choi jung in and outro by m83 and overture 2 by sleeping at last and sora tsutsumi by masakatsu takagi and across the ocean by azure ray and i stand corrected by vampire weekend and unbearably white by vampire weekend and lullaby by lord huron and where's my love by syml and take me back by heroe and the animal crossing wild world opening screen soundtrack. there's something to be said about the heartache that comes from a beautiful, loud, emotional ballads but it's the quiet, peaceful ones that really seem to get me

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Starbucks is HOME. I showed up for my interview and a barista gave me a Free Drink. The interviewer was a touch late so I was just vibing, and that same barista brought me a cake pop because they accidentally made an extra. The interviewer is gay. I think everyone that works at Starbucks is a little bit gay. I love it there.

[mishkakagehishka]

🫠.