#not nearly enough

[mobwhim]

halloween extra: erin and her son javier as pirates!

[wayfayrr]

also this isn't really a request, more of a question: how do the 2d self-aware boys experience stuff like the screen and the fourth wall, i guess? i'm having a hard time picturing it. like for the 3d boys the camera is closer to them, but especially for hyrule, zelda 1 is top-down and zelda 2 switches between that and a side scroller. (also constantly thinking about the fact that when hyrule gets out of the game he is not expecting himself to be in any kind of definition. love that)

I think for the 2d boys they have a similar experience to legend in albw does when he's a painting. the times where they're facing the screen they can see ouit of it but the second they're made to turn away they only get the feeling of being watched from behind. it's hard to imagine and explain really (I also haven't thought plenty about it seeing as most of the focus has been on the 3d boys, though there is SO much to be done with the 2d lads too. I mean what, hyrule could have been trapped in a flat limbo for nearly 38 years now? that must have been hell) But the painting seems to be the best way of trying to place it and put a description too it (if anyone has any other ideas that'd be wonderful)

HYRULE THOUGH - oh the little fae boy, the one who started it all. Living out his existence on a tiny flat plane. he'd never seen as much detail as you in those glances he gets towards the screen, he's got the hardest time getting out too. He can't move closer to the screen, can't manipulate the camera, can't barely reach the edge of the screen. His only hope would be to try slipping out between the edge of the screen like a slip of paper. But once he does? when he has 'flesh' and 'bone'? poor guy doesn't know what to do, he's got no experience with any of this. He barely knows how to move beyond some tiny pixels now he has fingers, hands, arms, everything. things that he could have only dreamed of when looking at you.

remember how I said that sky or tears would be uncanny valley? not knowing how to breathe, blink and such? Hyrule would be so much worse. at the start he doesn't know how to move properly, having to be taught how to move his limbs like a ball jointed doll (hehe fitting for him) as he fumbles trying to learn, mimicking your movements before trying it out himself and watching your horror as he pushes the limits, trying to contort and bend past where it should be able. please take him to a hospital if he breaks something

[villainsidechick]

Peter's smoochies -- damn son. We were robbed of more romantic Peter scenes.

[once-upon-a-time-the-end]

i said it before and i'll say it again

we should import the 12-16 episode K-Drama rom-com format/genre. By that I mean, make our own shit in that format and style. But I will add...

We should import the southeast/east asian BL/GL genre/format. Thailand out here doing the lord's work, but by God marriage equality has been legal for years now in the USA and we do not have anything like this? I want to see trope-filled, low-budget, silly rom-com limited series from us too!!!!

[l4pdog]

who wanna smoke me out and get me more fucker up <333

[vole-mon-amour]

4x03.

the height difference between these husbands. <3

he looks older than before in some frames.

[wastrelwoods]

context of the last post is i was like ‘man. im gonna rewatch wrath of the lamb for the will/hannibal’ and realized i’d completely forgotten the first full five minutes being this incredible confrontation between reba and dolarhyde. just wiped that whole sequence from my memory as being Part Of The Finale

[frostedclock]

Felt like doing Red Son from LMK.

[obsessedfluffbutt]

Probably around 20? It's hard to count when most of your plushies end up being stolen by the pets as their new favorite pillow/bed...

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[merumis]

in desperate need of good heart wrenching writing rn omgggg

[makingmefearless]

I can't believe November is nearly over

WTH

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[digitalmyyth]

Shenanigans ensue

[ashenquill]

Thinking about the Bats suppressing their injuries and how yes, they have crazy high pain tolerance, and yes, they are in peak human condition, but ALSO, they do Too Much Shit sometimes and have definitely made injuries worse by accidentally ignoring them

Like, imagine one of them throws out their back doing something Totally Normal and Mundane so they just. Ignore it. Because I literally sneezed, it can’t be that bad, right?

(Spoiler alert: it is that bad)

Tim, moving more slowly than normal and grimacing every few seconds: damn maybe I pulled something

Jason, stopping by to pick up some things he needs while Bruce is out: ?? What’ja do?

Tim: I dunno, but my back really fucking hurts and I’m starting to get all numb and tingly

Jason: ?!?!?

Jason: How long has it been hurting????

Tim: I don’t know??? I guess, like, a few hours???

Jason: What did you do????

Tim: I DON’T KNOW, MAN, IT STARTED AFTER I SNEEZED

Jason, laughing: YOU HURT YOURSELF BY FUCKING SNEEZING????

Tim: THAT LITERALLY CANNOT BE THE CAUSE

Jason: I dunno man, kinda sounds like it

Jason, in tears: Maybe it’s time to retire

Tim: FUCK YOU IM FINE

Tim: WATCH I’LL PROVE IT

Tim, about to do a backflip: oh fuck- OW

Tim: *passes out from the pain*

Jason, still laughing his ass off: Nice landing, Timmy!

Tim:

Jason: Timmy?

Tim:

Jason: Tim?

Jason: oh shit—

[bvnnyjo]

the way i was just gone out of my home for almost like 7 hours is crazy please don’t let me leave for that long again