#not my fault mundane textbooks censor any mention of their more explosive magical cousins

[mothmothm0th]

remember: a maid only has allegiance to its contract. negotiate accordingly. a witch whose coven i visited sometimes had negotiated the contract to end "when this house falls" and provisions against murder, arson and damage caused by neglect, she thought she had nabbed a servant for eternal life

but relocating a thermite nest into the basement wasn't neglect