#not my brightest idea

[nameshifter]

New admonition article just dropped and it deals with On Guard 43 canon, which I still haven't read outside of SCP-6500. I'm also going through Rounderhouse's Redtape at the moment, meaning I'm gonna commit a furious cocktail of two pretty grand series...

What's the worst that can happen?

[yorkshire-rockchick]

Top tip: don't throw up on dialysis with a needle in your arm. It hurts

[magical-bees]

Made some heavenly coco tonight for the premier

[tee-dohrnii]

I don't want to think of it anymore, but I don't want to be alone, either.

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Gale romance, but what if there was more pining? I honestly really like the platonic version of this scene - maybe even more than the romantic one. It's just so sweet how he just wants to be with a friend before he decides whether to live or die.

Now I'm imagining it as the night when the two secretly pine for each other, dreaming of a what-if they confessed, but both of them not confessing (yet) because they both don't think they deserve the other.

Maybe her impulsive confession would happen when he's about to blow himself up

[witchmd13]

forgot how agitated arthur was by merlin's general existance in valient lmao he was clearly too nervous and merlin wouldn't shut up. i love how that becomes their own private ritual later. they exist in that bubble before every fight or war or anything dangerous they have to do. how arthur learns how to gauge merlin's mood during from those moments and just know what merlin's thinking. how merlin always choses to voice his opinion then. how if they were in a fight that's when they probably make up. i missed them so much.

[starkittnd93]

Omg now that I’m finally home I can show y’all the merch I got!!!!

Behold!!!!

Partikari keychain by @nappotuna!!!

Also!!! THE SLERCH!!! (Aka sly merch, By @sly-s-n0nfusion)

[leclerrari]

“I was on a boat in Monaco. I had put the phone on silent mode, I found the call from Maurizio Arrivabene. I told the friend I was with to turn off the engines, that the head of Ferrari had called me and I didn’t feel well. I understood that he wouldn’t take me in Ferrari. It seemed a little strange to me that he called me to tell me that, I was disappointed. Fifteen seconds later he called me and told me he was joking. I hung up and dived into the sea, it all seemed so surreal. Me in Ferrari...”

— Charles Leclerc on signing with Ferrari in 2018 for L’Officiel Italia

[starchaserdreams]

Wolfstar Microfic: Darling

Remus and Sirius were sitting in the back of the library studying, much to Sirius’ chagrin. He would have much preferred to be in the back of the stacks snogging, but that wasn’t exactly the way life worked. 

One of these days he would tell Remus how he felt. 

Sometimes Sirius thought he might already know. Sirius caught him staring every so often, and he couldn’t help but wonder if it was because he knew what Sirius was hiding. Did he know how often Sirius thought about him? How he consumed his heart without even meaning to?

“I’m so tired of astronomy,” Sirius muttered under his breath. 

“What was that, darling?” Remus asked, distractedly. 

Both of their heads snapped up at once. 

Remus had never called him that before. Had never called him anything remotely like that. 

They stared at each other. 

“That didn’t- I mean I didn’t- Can we pretend-” Remus attempted, never finishing a single thought. He was blushing furiously.

Slowly, ever so slowly, Sirius could feel himself breaking into a grin. He couldn’t help it. 

Did that mean…? Could it mean…? Well, there was only one way to find out.

Sirius leaned back in his chair. “If you want me to be your darling, I’m all yours,” he drawled, smiling in that way he knew made witches melt. Maybe it would work on wizards too. He’d never tried. But he was very interested in this wizard in particular, so it was worth a shot. And if it didn’t work, he could just say it was a joke. 

Remus’ mouth opened and closed a few times. 

“What are you saying?” he finally asked, bluntly. 

Sirius grinned wickedly. “If you want to go back in the stacks and have your wicked way with me, you’re welcome to, darling.” He raised his eyebrows as an invitation.

Remus slowly smiled, and it was a real, heartwarming sort of thing, no posturing about it. 

“Yeah, okay, if you’re serious,” he said.

“I am always Sirius,” Sirius quipped. Before Remus could roll his eyes, he finished quickly. “But in this case, I’m extra serious, grab your bags and come with me right now.”

He winked at Remus, who had never in his life gotten his books together and stood up faster.

Well this was going to be fun, Sirius thought.

@wolfstarmicrofic

On AO3 here

[cannibalhellhound]

WIP Wednesday but it's 4am 👍🏼

Greyish brown is Tommy, Red one is Eddie and Golden boy is obviously Buck btw yes this is absolutely a werewolf au I am not sorry

[nameshifter]

Possibly the best way to humble yourself and your knowledge of the SCP mythos would be to try reading SCP-6500 without having the following:

Knowledge of S&C Plastics canon

Knowledge of On Guard 43 canon

Whatever is going on with Placeholder (the character) these days

In-depth understanding of Alaggada (as in, more than just 701 and 2264)

Bonus points if you read 6500 while being feverish

[somerandomdudelmao]

Just drew this little thing in the notes on my phone. It's quite messy, but meh~

[thiswillcostyourheart]

even in hell

[the-fireworkzzz]

Hey chat I’m going to put on a new mustache and also a wig and an ominous cloak metaphorically speaking ( reworking profile because I got found ) so if anyone doesn’t recognize me that’s awesome , it means new costume is working /silly

[the-second-visitor]

Hey kids, if you ever feel stupid just remember that a person on the internet tried to paint a picture using only the colour red while not actually having any red paint.

[mildmayfoxe]

real genius hours decided i would roast some cherry tomatoes with garlic in my mini all clad to put on some cream cheese toast. stay tuned for photographs of the completed dish

[kirisclangen]

Tanglespots

He/him, 86 moons, cis tom