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Mayfair Witches S2E1 (Show & Book Spoilers) - Better than Season 1!

Ngl, this was the best episode by far. Why? Cuz they STUCK TO THE FRIGGIN BOOK.

There's soooooo many things I hate about the way they handled S1, but my biggest complaint's that we don't know who the Mayfair Witches even ARE. As in Lasher's Thirteen. S2 is making a tiny effort to bring the 13 forward, thank god, so hopefully they keep at it.

Instead of Michael Curry reading the copious Talamasca files on the Mayfairs and giving us a period-piece via flashbacks, AMC had Rowan reading the Mayfairs' diaries--only a sentence or two, and we don't SEE the witches, which sucks. We see a lot of ghost!Millie though, which is cool; I liked her & Carlotta in S1. And she's the one guiding Rowan now, to kill Lasher, which will be a very interesting parallel for whenever ghost!Julien shows up.

They're quickly emphasizing that Lasher's a sex pest, so the diaries just focus on that.

The trailer showed Julien a lot, and I'm exciiiiited~! Thank god they're bringing Cortland back (as a ghost)--now these 2 evil old queens can bring allll the drama as father & son~! I was ROLLING when Rowan had Cortland frozen in the basement! Treat your father with some respect, Rowan, sheesh~! XD

What's crazy is that Esta keeps talking about the First Street house being this central set piece like it's its own character (which is why Rowan didn't leave on the run with Lasher like she did in the books, at least not yet); but then they had the nerve to bring up Katherine Mayfair, and not even mention that it was she and her husband Darcy who first bought & built the house & designed it to be like a maze/labyrinth trapping Lasher inside--which would've been a great way of emphasizing how much reborn!Lasher is SO different, since now he can LEAVE the house.

Albrecht was talking a whooooole other story back in S1, back when you WANTED Lasher to be born--now you're telling Cip Lasher's a threat???? I even love his dead-eyed stare, like even HE doesn't believe what he's saying; I wouldn't trust Albrecht and anything he says about the Talamasca as far as I can throw him. And I bet these guys from the trailer are Gordon & co., the so-called Talamasca "Elders" that were keeping old Taltos!Tessa for Lasher to mate with. (PLEASE give us Ashlar~! 🙏)

I LOOOOOVE that they're actually doing Lasher going around raping all the Mayfair women & causing their hemorrhages/miscarriages! We'll have to wait & see if they go full tilt on the Lasher/Rowan incest though, since she's the only one who can actually breed with him.

I'll still be waiting for a Taltos name drop (I highly doubt it--they're still calling him a "demon"), but it's clear they're at least keeping the whole extra chromosome plot, which is great. Episode 4 is titled "Double Helix," so that's likely when we'll get all the DNA deets.

So AMC!Tessa wasn't the Mona after all--I'm kinda relieved! Cuz AMC!Tessa was nowhere near as fierce as Mona, so I'm glad they gave her a sister to take her place. They aged Mona/Moira up to an adult to avoid the whole underage pedo thing Anne Rice just loves; and Mona being a teenaged mother. NGL, I hope they ditch the book's Ciprien/Michael-Mona-Victrola plot. We won't get Morrigan as the counterpart for Lasher, sadly, but Cip's already been raped once already to father these witches' babies. 🙄😒

But they've already closely linked Julien's Victrola with Moira--they've changed it so that the witches use music as a distraction so telepaths like Moira can't read people's thoughts, instead of the book lore that music distracts/hypnotizes Lasher. Episode 5 is titled "Julien's Victrola," so SOMETHING from the books is going down.

OR! What if they have Lasher abduct Moira & be Morrigan's father!? 👀 Cuz Mona's the only other witch strong enough to breed with Lasher, and in the books they succeeded at keeping her away from him, only for Julien to push her & Michael together. But AMC can totally push Moira & Lasher together instead--if they decide not to commit to Lasher/Rowan.

I wonder if they'll make Moira & Quinn Blackwood a thing later on, to tie the witches & vampires together? 🤔 (Omg if they make Moira & Lestat's Millennial-Fledgling!Felix a couple imma LAUGH! 😅)

Cuz no seriously, wtf is Felix even doing here?

I hate that they've shunted Ciprien to the side as the Mandingo breeding stallion to impregnate Rowan, so that Dr. Lark can swoop in as the more palatable "love triangle" love interest of the season.

HILARIOUS how the theme of this season is "Family," but for Ciprien Esta said they wanted to focus on the Talamasca. But Esta didn't breathe a WORD about Ciprien's BIOLOGICAL family--say, ohh....the MOTHER OF HIS CHILD, and HIS SON? 🤦 Ciprien didn't say a word all episode about how his baby's mama and his newborn child are out there--not even when he was talking to himself! His stakes are not just cuz he's Talamascan and it's his job to investigate the paranormal; this is HIS BLOOD in the mix! (LITERALLY for Michael, since he was a Mayfair, too!)

This is why I hate this show; it totally killed the emotional impact of Michael/Cip's story, by not having him & Rowan in an actual relationship--happily married, and eagerly waiting for Little Chris to be born, only to be stolen by Lasher. Now Cip's just a stooge for the Talamasca--I wouldn't trust a WORD that old fart said after everything he pulled in S1, now you're in S2 busting into my hotel room to roofie/abduct me so I can steal Lasher for YOU!? GTFOH! Why would he be able to get close to Lasher, when Cip's never even MET him, and Lasher went from an infant to a full grown adult in 5 days as a fatherless son?!

I do hope they keep the Taltos lore intact though, since they're already teasing it with Lasher's obsession with milk & pale foods.

And him as a talking walking baby with teeth--him popping them out of his mouth was creeeeeeeeepy AF.

So yeah, so far things are already looking MUCH better than the snoozefest that was S1.

NO, Rowan's actress still cannot act or express any real range, and still only has 1 facial expression--the same one we all know & love: bug-eyed fear/confusion.

And NO, the quality of this show is still nowhere NEAR that of Interview with the Vampire. There aren't any characters on Mayfair Witches that have half the depth or umph of our vampires. I'm holding out for Cortland & Julien, and maybe Moira. Dolly Jean Mayfair is gearing up to be a decent villain. And ofc Cip's a strong actor, even though his character arc is spiraling.

So yeah. We'll see?

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Gangster!BNHA au p.3

warnings/notes: nsfw, minors dni or imma 👏 virtual 👏 smacc 👏 u 👏, fucking (literally) gangsters, mentions of kleptomania, mirror kink, mentions of a little feederism, making and use of drugs, sex while high, semi-public sex, cockwarming, slight mention of brat taming, spanking, Service and Daddy Doms, overstimulation, cervix kissing/fucking, size kink, a lil bit of praise kink, as well as dumbification mentions, sugar daddy, & begging if you squint, plus maybe something tiny about an unhealthy relationship? 🤔 but its not toxic. depends how you look at it, whatever floats your boat, ig. i absolutely ruin our poor sweet tama-tan but trust me you'll love the gangster him. 🥴 some are longer than others(not sorry) and I used a translation service for Sero's Spanish, so i know it's potentially gibberish in the actual language, so I'll mark what I actually want him to say. If it needs correcting don't be afraid to hmu 👀 pls

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we know(or at least some of us know) ab @miggiisdumb and her LOVELY gangster!bakugo 🥵 which inspired these! Featuring present mic(who gave me trouble), inasa, sero, fatgum, and suneater(who gave me even more trouble).

shameless tag: @pixiikitty cuz i kno we bof wike tama-tan... 🥺👉👈

gangster!hizashi is another calculating man who puts on a himbo facade. very, very charismatic, so he's often Might Gang's negotiator. his boundless energy is contagious, and your wrong if you think he hasn't been around. like, around, around. man is a favorite where he works, teaching pole dancing-and he's literally their posterchild. he's the one that rakes in clients. yes, you heard me right. he teaches pole-dancing. and he does choreography.

he's literally eros and apollo by studio killers. srsly. listen to the song.

he follows the work hard-play hard style of life. man is a hardcore party animal.

as such, man is a FREAK in the sheets. he's so fucking kinky mf might as well be a fucking porn star. and he is Very open about it. sex is a natural thing to do, and he's legit a natural at it

he's a hardcore top, SOMETIMES he MIGHT let you 'top' him, but remember; he's the one in charge. big sadist this mf is, and an even bigger tease.

with him, it'd be any position viable in front of a mirror. loves to make you watch as his jacob's ladder pops wetly in your cunny 🥴

gangster!inasa is yet another himbo who's all brawn, can never sit still, and has zero brain cells. like gangster!kirishima mans ass is thicc. just grab it, okay? mans will reward punish you later (you can tell from that one look he gives you. ya'know, that one look that makes your panties drop? yes that one 🥵)

as a brawler mans will fite for your honor. there's literally no stopping him. (he's got chronic spontaneity, but we'll do more on that in a bit.) and oh boy, does he pack a mean punch. the kind of punch that will turn someone's face into a bowl if he's pissed off enough. Only those brave enough to degrade you when he's around(trust me, man is an intimidating wall of muscle at a whopping 6'3, and his natural sharp eyes sigh 😩), or those who see you temporarily left alone and decide to degrade/harass you while he's off doing something for a minute or two, get a knuckle sandwhich. "The fuck you think you are, comin' up on my lambchop like I ain't around?!" keheheh look they're flying~

he's spontaneous with the majority of his actions, and he almost always goes along with whatever you want 99% of the time.

and if you're super kinky, man is all for it. wanna use panty vibes? Inasa is a ruthless tease. man will edge you allll fucking day. public restroom sex? boi will take you to one of those unisex restrooms for a ride 🥴

he is a Service Dom, a Daddy Dom, and he's a brat tamer. if you wanna be a brat, he will tame provide to you what you're begging for by being one. you know what you're getting into when you decide to be a brat, you heathens. expect soft discipline(spanking, soft biting, hair tugging/pulling) as he has your bratty cunt warm his exquisite cock balls deep, scolding you for being a brat, til you're literally sobbing for him to rail you already 😩 its phat and veiny and has an angry red weeping mushroom head 😩 its gotta be his enthusiasm its gotta be 😩

"Now, now, little lamb...you knew what you were getting into." Spank. "Riling Daddy up like that." Spank. "You never learn, do you, sweetheart? Now you gotta learn your place, again...no moving."

gangster!sero is very easygoing, approachable, and just overall just take a joint and chillax type of guy. but don't let this fool you. he's another calculating type, but not much can set him off. he knows his limits, and he likely knows yours too. he is extremely observant, and like gangster!deku he expertly plays out his schemes.

he is very sneaky, light-footed(that is to be expected in his line of work), and he has almost zero presence. so expect a lot of scare pranks from him to get a rise out of you 😂 (don't worry you can get back at him later)

to put it bluntly, he's a thief. he can, will, and won't hesitate to klepto whatever catches his eye(especially if it reminds him of you).

BUT JUST BECAUSE HE'S A THIEF dont mean he can't kill someone. srsly. there's a couple dozen skeletons he's made dotted about. literally. but i'll leave that to your imagination. onto the bedroom!

TIE HIM UP, OR LET HIM TIE YOU UP

he's into BDSM. he's a complete brat in the sack. bratty sub, bratty dom. he is a power bottom, and a bit of a masochist for you.

"Oh dios, que me jodan...you're so pretty for me like this, lovebug."

(says "Oh God, fuck me...")

he's ab average in size, he has a nice bulge under his cock and he tilts to th side a lil and down just right😩 when he tops he'll fold you in positions (yes, plural; mans will find them) where he hits your g-spot 🥴 it'll take a couple times, but when he's got you figured out, he'll make you go dumb from then on "Remember the safeword, mi amor." 🥵

gangster!taishiro is Might Gang's drug dealer. man literally has not one, but two kitchens, one for cooking drugs and the other because man is a foodie, as you'd be able to tell from his physique. he is an intimidating gentle giant at a whopping 6'5, and man is dummy thicc. like he loves his abnormally large hoodies that make you look like you're wearing a fucking ballgown cuz he's xtra hawt n xtra large 🥵 but when its off and his form can't be easily mistaken for pure chubalub, man is also stacked and strong. he is very good at cooking drugs, and has a vast array of anonymous clientele. he's a fucking genius.

he's a very playful, sweet, and carefree dude-highly extroverted. you can find him easily, as he frequents literally every (shady) club in town. man has a switch, and it when it flips when he's doin' business he does a complete 180.

like gangster!toshinori, he loves to spoil his honeypie ROTTEN and he is 100% a Daddy Dom. dont be too much of a brat. it won't get you anywhere with him. if you want something, say it, and Daddy will provide. so don't beat around the fucking bush.

"You want somethin', sweetheart? Let Daddy get it for his sweet li'l tootsieroll~"

he loves LOVES waking up to the smell of his baby girl's home cooking. and if you don't know how to cook, he'll teach you if you're willing to learn. Feed him a couple bites or let him feed you once in awhile bc your cheeks are adorable to him 🥺

man is PACKING between his legs, right up there with gangster!toshinori in size. he's a big guy, has a big dick, and as such there ain't many positions that can be used, but he'll always make you feel small and safe and oh my god 🙏 pray for your coochie because Daddy will go up, over, and beyond to make sure she is thoroughly satisfied and will make her go dumb unless you tell him to stop 🥵

"Fuuuuck, babygirl. So tight...you make Daddy feel so good. It's only right that Daddy does the same for you, yeah?"

gangster!tamaki is a hot mess. he's socially awkward, its very likely he suffers from PTSD, he also suffers from depression and has v bad anxiety that leads to his defensive mechanism-lashing out. this defense mechanism also extends to you-and not in the way you're thinking, you masochists. he's loyal to a fault, and when he sees you being harassed, degraded, etc., he will explode. you'll need to calm him down before he permanently cancels some life subscriptions, and you're the only thing closest to gangster!mirio and drugs that can without getting hurt. he's tall, 6'1 but he tends to hunch, and he's lanky, but don't let this fool you. He is very agile and quite strong, so he can take a group at once.

he is very dependent on drugs, and dependent on you. don't get me wrong, he's a grown man, he don't rely on you so much where the relationship would be downright toxic. you are not his therapist, and he knows that, but he still has issues, and you both know that.

cockwarming and cuddles are two huge things with him, especially when he's as high as a kite. he's very handsy and touchy when he's high, and he's very mouthy too. I don't necessarily mean verbally, btw. i mean the kisses he gives. if you let him, he'll leave marks. after he's done, he'll have you ride him til your tuckered out.

"You're so good to me, baby... *Gasp* Y-Yes...keep bouncin', please!~"

when he's high, he's confident and dominant. and with these two combined, he can be very passionate. a tamaki who's high doesn't simply fuck. he makes passionate love-nice and slow, or hot and heavy-so set the pace, honey, because mini-tama is rearing to go; he has a pretty thang 😩 a very pretty thang. it's long and not too chunky and his pretty PHAT light pink mushroom head is fucking sensitive so suck on it 🥺

and THE STAMINA THIS MAN HAS 😩 once he's on the confidence boat, he can and will go for hours. he's kinda masochistic because he LOVES overstimulation, so mans can keep cumming. better make a point to babble praises, because it's music to his ears. he'll have your bodies squished together and his pretty pink mushroom head kissing your cervix. tease him if you want his inner dom to come out and bully your womb open. 😩 do a few kegels if you want him to lose it and rail you hard 🥵

"You asked for it, bunny. Yeah--nnnh--you fucking asked for it."