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delphi-dreamin · 2 years ago

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1) I'm going to need to see this warrant you supposedly have, Officer.

2) Lucifer did not ply me with libations. I can't even get drunk off Demonus. You toolbags seem to forget that. Somebody bring me some tequila to one of these things just once, please. I'm begging.

3) Asmo is the best wingman a girl could ask for. Truly. He's got my back. 🥰

#not me with a hip flask on a thigh holster full of tequila #actually yes that would be me #i would absolutely have a leather thigh holster for my flask #and the slit in my dress would be high enough that you could see it if you looked just right #i'm not gonna be sober while all of you bitches get to get drunk and have fun #fuck all y'all #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo

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